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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's Brook and Jeffrey in the morning. And when you
think of the greatest challenges on Earth that test the
limits of human endurance, and some people will climb Mount Everest,
others will swim across the English Channel. The was that
one time Carol from Accounting went vegan for seventy two
whole hours rip. Carol couldn't handle the lettuce. But only
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the bravest of the brave are bold enough to participate
in our annual grueling event. Brooke and Jeffreys, you wouldn't
Dare Summertime Challenge.
Speaker 2 (00:38):
Famous stupid jeff It doesn't matter.
Speaker 1 (00:40):
We're doing it synonym on this show. We do it
every year. And if you haven't heard it before, here's
how it works. Each member of the show has come
up with a specific Dare idea for another person in
this room. And it could be something easy and simple,
it could be a little bit more elaborate and dangerous.
All of them should be funny and tailored towards that
specific person. But we already drew out names from a
(01:01):
hat to figure out who's gonna be daring who, And now,
right here, right now, we're gonna find out and lock
in our challenges for each person.
Speaker 3 (01:10):
Yeah, yeah, you know what they are. I'm so nervous.
Speaker 2 (01:13):
We don't know yet.
Speaker 1 (01:13):
And in the spirit of summer, you must accept. You
can't wimp out and say no, I don't want to
I have a peanut allergy. I can't have twenty nutter butters. No,
you have to say yes with an.
Speaker 4 (01:25):
Option before we say no number allergies.
Speaker 1 (01:28):
And then we have to complete the dares before the
end of the summer and post the videos on our
socials at Brook and Jeffrey. So make sure you're following
us on Insta, TikTok, YouTube, and Tumblr so that you
can keep.
Speaker 3 (01:39):
Up with all the hot action.
Speaker 1 (01:40):
Got tumbler, Sorry grumbler, but we're gonna start off with
Alexis today. Alexis, tell us who you drew and what
there you wouldn't dare summertime challenges.
Speaker 4 (01:54):
Okay, I Alexis fuller, dare my co host Brook something
called the Flying Blind Challenge.
Speaker 2 (02:04):
Blind.
Speaker 4 (02:04):
The show will go behind our two story parking garage,
uh huh, where Brooke will have no contacts or glasses on.
Speaker 1 (02:12):
This is already bad, and she'll have.
Speaker 4 (02:13):
To identify as many flying objects hurtling towards her from
a bus, but you have to name them before you
catch them with your vision. Just see how that goes.
Speaker 5 (02:26):
Do you think I'm gonna catch them when I don't
have my glasses?
Speaker 3 (02:29):
That's your challenge.
Speaker 4 (02:30):
Just try not to get knocked out. I guess too.
Speaker 1 (02:35):
We're gonna pre call paramedics before she attempts to challenge,
because I can see that all right now, Onto Jose, Jose,
tell us who you drew and what there you wouldn't dare?
Summertime challenge?
Speaker 2 (02:54):
Is I, Jose, dare none other than our own? Looks fuller?
Speaker 5 (03:00):
Ye?
Speaker 3 (03:01):
Two?
Speaker 2 (03:02):
The spit or swallow challenge?
Speaker 1 (03:05):
Is this gonna be allowed on the radio?
Speaker 5 (03:09):
What do you mean?
Speaker 2 (03:09):
Why wouldn't it?
Speaker 1 (03:10):
Maybe I need the details of the challenge.
Speaker 2 (03:12):
You will be blindfolded and sat down at a table
with multiple cups of different liquids in front of you.
Out of the ten SIPs that you get, you will
need to swallow seven and spit out three.
Speaker 1 (03:27):
You only get three spits. You only get three. If
you don't like get the rest, you're gonna have to swallow.
Speaker 2 (03:33):
And leave the rest to drink or the opposite. Will
you find out in yard you wouldn't dare Summertime Chat.
Speaker 1 (03:42):
They're very excited we're gonna get a lot of views
on this particular video and a lot of disappointment. Well
I don't get out, all right, that's locked in. Now
we're moving to brook Brook. Tell us who you drew
and what is there you wouldn't dare summertime Challenge boy.
Speaker 5 (04:03):
Hye Brook Fox deare our own Jose Bolanos Okay to
do something called the ultimate Sumo style delivery dash.
Speaker 1 (04:12):
Sounds good?
Speaker 3 (04:13):
Okay, so much delivery.
Speaker 5 (04:14):
Yes, says you order uber eat so often. I thought
it'd be fun if you got a chance to be
a delivery person for a day. But to make it
extra challenging, you're going to have to wear an inflatable
sumo suit.
Speaker 1 (04:27):
Oh awesome.
Speaker 5 (04:30):
Then you'll take three lunch orders from people on our
staff somehow drive to the restaurants in the suit, get
the food and bring it back.
Speaker 3 (04:40):
How's that gonna work? In the how do I drop?
Speaker 5 (04:43):
I'll tell you the clock will start on pick up
and you'll have fifteen minutes to get their food back
to that into.
Speaker 2 (04:49):
The public in outfit, pick up the food, yes, and
come bring it back to.
Speaker 5 (04:54):
Yes in fifteen minutes and air. My god, you never know,
there's some generous people around. You could even get a tip.
Speaker 3 (05:02):
You know, I'm requiring a.
Speaker 1 (05:06):
Jose's is locked in and now finally we have come
to me.
Speaker 3 (05:11):
Yeah, and this is the biggest disappointment. You drew your
own name.
Speaker 1 (05:14):
It is an interesting situation because I picked Jeff.
Speaker 3 (05:20):
It's myself. Oh my gosh.
Speaker 1 (05:24):
And this has never happened in the history of the show.
Speaker 3 (05:29):
How do we not have more rules around that?
Speaker 1 (05:30):
We are breaking rules, We're groundbreaking on this show. So
I have to challenge myself. And that's tough because I do.
I want to make myself uncomfortable here.
Speaker 5 (05:40):
You don't because to do last year is call your mom.
Speaker 1 (05:43):
Well, I did have the toughest challenges from the past years.
Calling my mom every hour was brutal. That's why I
believe this year I deserve to take the challenge off.
Speaker 3 (05:54):
No, you don't get to take the challenge.
Speaker 1 (05:57):
No dare for me this year. And no, but he
can't complain because nobody picked my name out of the house.
Speaker 3 (06:05):
This is why people don't invite you to party.
Speaker 1 (06:07):
You should have.
Speaker 3 (06:09):
So that's the rule.
Speaker 1 (06:11):
I'm just gonna sit back. I'm gonna take it easy.
Speaker 2 (06:15):
Wait, what's that?
Speaker 1 (06:17):
What was that noise?
Speaker 3 (06:20):
No, it can't be that's right.
Speaker 5 (06:25):
I don't want this.
Speaker 3 (06:27):
Ashton, technical director of the show would like to request
to volunteer in tribute to give Jeff Dubou a summertime
dare challenge. He'll never forget. Jeff, take your challenge. Now
you're there. It's gonna be called the half and half Challenge.
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You will be seated with a barber's apron on Brook
will shave off half of your beard.
Speaker 1 (06:57):
No, that's not the half of my body. I thought
you're gonna be.
Speaker 3 (07:00):
Working, and then Alexis is gonna color in the rest.
Speaker 4 (07:05):
I'm not good with a razor like I mean, I
don't shave my own body very I can't imagine doing
at beers.
Speaker 1 (07:11):
I don't think he's get a cut.
Speaker 4 (07:14):
You can I diet any color I want. I don't question.
Speaker 1 (07:17):
I guess we'll get to the rules later on, but
the dares are officially set. My god, we'll be doing.
Speaker 3 (07:23):
Them all summer long.
Speaker 1 (07:25):
In fact, look for one next Friday on our social
So make sure you're following us TikTok, YouTube, Instagram, at
Brook and Jeffrey so you can witness the glory. I
can't even say that of our you wouldn't dare summertime
challenging your phone taps coming up right after
Speaker 5 (07:42):
This, brooking Jeffrey in the morning