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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Congress is listening to our show right now, laughing.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
Wait, we got Congress to laugh. I didn't think those
people laughing.
Speaker 3 (00:07):
No, they're not laughing at the content.
Speaker 1 (00:09):
Oh, they just know that this could be the last
ever edition of TikTok Shot.
Speaker 3 (00:16):
Come on, Supreme Court.
Speaker 1 (00:20):
Yeah, if it's banned, you're gonna have to install Chinese
spyware onto your phone yourself.
Speaker 2 (00:25):
Dark.
Speaker 3 (00:26):
Where do you even go to download that? I certainly
don't know. It's just not convenience talking tickets to China.
Speaker 1 (00:34):
It's TikTok Click Shock, where we serve up the biggest
TikTok videos from the past week. Let's get right to
your first TikTok Click Shock from a woman in Kansas
City named Emily James, who is willing to do just
about anything to achieve her dream body, including cosmetic surgery.
Speaker 2 (00:51):
Emily, such thing as a dream body. There's just dream confidence, Emily.
Speaker 1 (00:55):
While others might do a Brazilian butt lift or some liposeuction,
Emily went a little bit more extreme and chose to
spend seventeen grand to have some of her rib bones
surgically removed.
Speaker 3 (01:07):
Oh God, what doctor would do this? Just to know
your rib protect your vital organs.
Speaker 2 (01:12):
That's because someone has an idea and has the money,
does not mean you have to do.
Speaker 3 (01:17):
It, doctors. Okay, but can we talk about how hot
she looks right now?
Speaker 1 (01:21):
Because and while that I know sounds a little weird,
maybe even weirder is what she wants to do with
her spare ribs.
Speaker 2 (01:30):
Now, I'm guessing it's very normal, Jeff Right, Let's listen.
Speaker 4 (01:33):
I got them removed for cosmetic purposes. These are my
rib bones, or stick of them. There's one so tiny
and strong. Let me keep them on, having someone make
a crown and like incorporate my bone pieces. And then.
Speaker 3 (01:48):
If you miss.
Speaker 2 (01:49):
That, that's sted that reads really stable to me.
Speaker 3 (01:52):
Ye only post this because TikTok might be gone forever?
Is she trolling? Okay?
Speaker 1 (02:00):
I'm hearing all the jealousy in the room, and it's
not cute because if you missed it, that woman had
six of her ribs removed and now launched them shaped
and turned into a crown that she can wear about
town like a Mad Max sort of situation. Why do
I feel like that part is more normal than the
actual rib removed. In the comments, a lot of people
(02:20):
have made jokes or other rude, snide comments that we've
heard in here about Emily's strange decision. A few have
suggested that she boil the ribs into a tasty broth.
Speaker 3 (02:30):
Yeah, but she.
Speaker 1 (02:32):
Is ignoring the haters and the suggestions for cannibalism, saying
it's my body and I am free to do what
I want with it.
Speaker 2 (02:40):
I like how that part's going overboard.
Speaker 3 (02:42):
Yeah, really that was a TikTok. Wonder they're going to
shut this out. We're onto your next TikTok.
Speaker 1 (02:51):
Is a weird trend that's been picking up steam where
you remove your ribs.
Speaker 3 (03:00):
It's a weird trend that all started to run.
Speaker 1 (03:01):
One woman posted a random video while she was on
a plane leaving San Francisco, and the video it's just
like a view out her plane window while they're flying
and the music is playing, but there was text on
the screen that said the pilot just told the whole
plane to look out the window immediately, and then it
has them focus on the Golden Gate Bridge.
Speaker 3 (03:21):
Ah, that's cool over the bridge. I like, yeah, yeah, view,
and the pilot said take one last glimpse of it.
Wait what now?
Speaker 1 (03:30):
He probably, man, this is your last shot to see
it on the way out of town. Yeah, but conspiracy
theorists online see it a different way.
Speaker 3 (03:40):
Here. It is not to be an alarmist. But is
something going over the Golden gate Bridge?
Speaker 1 (03:44):
I like, something's gonna happen with the Golden gate Bridge.
Speaker 5 (03:47):
I've just gotten three messages about the Golden gate Bridge.
Speaker 3 (03:49):
What's going on? Is something about to happen or happening?
Speaker 1 (03:52):
I saw three videos of people on an airplane where
the pilot hold them to look out the window at
the Golden gate Bridge your last chance there.
Speaker 3 (04:03):
I was just saying that the plane was flying away
from go to gate Bridge.
Speaker 1 (04:06):
It was the last time we.
Speaker 2 (04:07):
See it, the last time you're flying away.
Speaker 1 (04:11):
It's an innocent phrase from a pilot saying, take a
look at the Golden gate Bridge before we leave, and
that's been twisted into a giant conspiracy that the Golden
gate Bridge is going away permanently.
Speaker 2 (04:22):
China is really using this app to spy on us,
and then is like they're so dumb they're gonna give
themselves in.
Speaker 1 (04:29):
Many people are freaking out about it. One guy said,
I drive this bridge every day.
Speaker 3 (04:33):
I'm scared. Please don't get rid of them. So there
you go.
Speaker 1 (04:37):
Is it a simple misunderstanding or is something nefarious a
foot in Frisco Bay?
Speaker 2 (04:42):
Oh? I mean there is a lot of fog. Wasn't
that the issue last week?
Speaker 1 (04:47):
David Blaine's next big magic trick make the bridge?
Speaker 2 (04:51):
That would actually be cool.
Speaker 3 (04:52):
I watched different color. That was a tik chocolate shot.
Let's go to your final TikTok click shot from a
guy named Nick Metzler.
Speaker 1 (05:02):
And before we get to what he says, Brook Jose,
I need you to do a quick game of rock
paper scissors.
Speaker 3 (05:07):
Okay, real quick, go paper scissors?
Speaker 2 (05:10):
Shoot?
Speaker 6 (05:11):
You always shoot?
Speaker 1 (05:13):
Well, yeah, because through paper way too early?
Speaker 6 (05:19):
And then Brook paper scissors shoot anyway, It is interesting
to see what you guys threw, because Nick says he
can tell you a trick for how to win, one
tip that works forty percent of the time all the time.
Speaker 3 (05:33):
Is that's not great odds?
Speaker 1 (05:35):
Well, it's better odds than thirty three point three.
Speaker 2 (05:37):
Percent better chance of winning.
Speaker 3 (05:39):
Yes, let's hear the trick and we'll see what you think. Okay,
rock paper scissors?
Speaker 5 (05:43):
How can you predict what they're going to throw? When
people say things allowed, they're much more predisposed to want
to do the first thing that they heard or the
last thing that they heard. When they say rock paper scissors,
they're much more likely to do a scissors or a rock.
Your first move should probably be a rock. That way
you can tie or you can win. Most people never
open with paper.
Speaker 3 (06:03):
I used to do rock.
Speaker 5 (06:05):
If I win, I will switch tie. I will remain
the same lose. If somebody does paper, well, then give
him a win. Who starts with paper?
Speaker 2 (06:13):
Jose just started with paper.
Speaker 3 (06:14):
He started too early, but he started with paper. Now.
Speaker 1 (06:17):
The interesting thing is what the comments said. One guy
named turd Dick Ferguson said, I went to a high
school rock paper scissors tournament and I observed the dumbest
people pick rock first.
Speaker 3 (06:29):
But the guy just said to pick first.
Speaker 1 (06:31):
I don't know the trick, honestly, but a lot of
people say they're going to change their row shamba strategy
if they ever actually need to use it as an adult.
Speaker 2 (06:39):
It is how I said arguments in life.
Speaker 3 (06:40):
Well really, yeah? Is that how you can get raises too?
Speaker 2 (06:43):
Yeah? Its either.
Speaker 3 (06:48):
However you use it.
Speaker 1 (06:49):
Use this great knowledge responsibly, please. Those were your TikTok
stories for the day.
Speaker 3 (06:56):
We got your phone tap coming up right
Speaker 2 (06:58):
After this freaking Jeffrey and the Morning