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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Today.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
Hey, a little Saturday tree and this is, of course
the only place you can get it right here on
our podcast.
Speaker 1 (00:07):
Thank you for being here.
Speaker 2 (00:09):
This is a game where we pit the generations against
each other.
Speaker 1 (00:12):
We kind of switch on and off.
Speaker 2 (00:13):
Lady no old me asking Alexis questions, and then our
gen z or Alexis asking me questions.
Speaker 1 (00:18):
Which is what's happening today?
Speaker 2 (00:20):
Hey, hey, you're somewhat prepared today because we have had a.
Speaker 1 (00:23):
Wha guys, yeah, you don't even know digital.
Speaker 2 (00:27):
Jake has been out sick this week, and so Alexis
and I have been trying to fill his job on
top of doing our own.
Speaker 3 (00:34):
And girls are angels are angels.
Speaker 2 (00:37):
You can see them running around texting.
Speaker 4 (00:39):
Jake too closely all the social things, or you will
notice that it is us.
Speaker 1 (00:45):
Behind them and not j Why is that video out
of focus? Yeah? Why is it a little off center?
Why are the captions different?
Speaker 2 (00:52):
Why is that photo stretched where Brooke looks two sides
bigger than she normally is. Hey, listen, we got it
done all right. We're hoping that Jake gets back to us.
Speaker 1 (01:00):
And that he s just a little gassy so we
were alone.
Speaker 2 (01:04):
Thank you, all right, let's get to these questions though,
alexis you're gonna be asking him?
Speaker 1 (01:09):
Yes, I'm ready.
Speaker 4 (01:09):
We are going to kick it off talking about Ed
sheeran friend, but thinking about him because he's just having
new music coming out lately.
Speaker 2 (01:17):
I thought it was like you were friendly into redheads
and that was what you're sorry the UK?
Speaker 4 (01:27):
All right, that Cheron If you didn't know, he has
a huge home property obviously, Okay, and the locals around
there call it Sheeronville as a joke because of all
that he has on it.
Speaker 2 (01:37):
Where is this yes?
Speaker 1 (01:40):
And ukay? I I mean I'm sure he also yes?
Properties everywhere? Yeah, specifically out in the UK.
Speaker 2 (01:46):
Okay.
Speaker 4 (01:47):
So we're gonna play rapid fire where I'm going to
name off things that may or may not be honest property.
Speaker 1 (01:52):
You need to tell me if it's real or fake.
This is so fun? Has a better ed Shearon pun
for yes and no?
Speaker 5 (01:59):
She yes this sheer Let's do it, Sheer cheers everybody. Yeah,
I'm ready, I'm Shearon.
Speaker 4 (02:11):
Okay, Okay, Hopefully that we don't get too confused with this.
All right, broke outdoor swimming pool Sharon.
Speaker 6 (02:17):
No, he doesn't have a pool indoor swimming pool Sharon, Yeah,
swim a pub Shearon, Yes, arcade Shearon, A greenhouse Charon
yep an underground tunnel jeer In.
Speaker 1 (02:34):
Sheer In a chapel, A chapel, religion Jaren. She just
a case of homie wants to pray or get married.
It's Christmas with the family privately. Yeah. A heart shaped
pond Charon, A bowling alley Shearon. His wife won't let
him know. You have to have, won't let him. I
(02:55):
listen to a podcast about it. Okay, luxury treehouse Sheeran.
Speaker 4 (03:00):
Know inside the treehouse, that's awesome. Outdoor amphitheater Sharon. If
you have a church, you have that.
Speaker 1 (03:08):
Over and a wax museum that features himself wax musicum, Sharon.
Speaker 2 (03:15):
Kidding.
Speaker 1 (03:16):
And that's all because he has so much.
Speaker 4 (03:17):
I couldn't think of more fake ones because sounds lit.
Speaker 5 (03:21):
I know, I feel like you can't put your finger
on like the theme there a place is in a
relaxing place.
Speaker 1 (03:29):
It's all of the places.
Speaker 4 (03:30):
And now the outdoor tunnel leads to his recording studio.
Speaker 1 (03:33):
It's Chacoozi and his area where he collects memorabilia like guitars.
Speaker 2 (03:39):
Sounds kind of cheesy though, like a heart shaped pond man,
you know, the lot of women.
Speaker 4 (03:43):
It's a nature conservation pond.
Speaker 1 (03:49):
I read all that lead he talks to his designers.
The next time he comes back to the station, Brooke,
we'll talk to him.
Speaker 2 (03:56):
Well. I did read a whole thing where he had
to stop drinking every day because it was becoming an issue.
Speaker 1 (04:00):
And now I know why he had a pub.
Speaker 2 (04:01):
On his property that would become an issue for anyone.
Speaker 1 (04:06):
Yeah, that's a good yeah. Yeah, we'll move on to
something more important than it is tomorrow.
Speaker 4 (04:13):
If you don't know Mother's Day, Mother's Day, and.
Speaker 1 (04:16):
If you missed Jeff's song of the week, go listen
to it. Oh my god, it was so great.
Speaker 2 (04:20):
It was a Pony Club parody finally, and it really
spoke to me as a mother, you know, it gave
me what I needed for Mother's Day. Text somebody was like,
my eight year old just heard this and now things
I don't want to spend Mother's Day. Yeah, but I'm like, no,
(04:40):
we want the kids there. We just don't want them
to ask us to do anything for.
Speaker 1 (04:44):
Them or say and kiss your mom. Maybe it's like
an iPad day.
Speaker 2 (04:51):
It's just more like if you have a question, asked
your dad day, Oh.
Speaker 1 (04:53):
Yeah, we go.
Speaker 4 (04:55):
But for Mother's Day, we're going to talk about failed
Mother's Day campaigns. Okay, that's so, I'm going to raid
you three campaigns and you need to tell me which
is fake.
Speaker 1 (05:04):
And they were all ones that went wrong? Okay, okay.
Speaker 4 (05:07):
Option one, a Catholic school accidentally sold fake roses that
had a thong hidden inside of the pedals at a
Mother's Day sale.
Speaker 1 (05:16):
I could see that, Okay.
Speaker 4 (05:18):
Number two, a dating app did a sugar Mommy campaign
encouraging moms to go out there and find someone to
take care of them and spoil that.
Speaker 1 (05:27):
It's cute if you're talking about a single mom. Yeah yeah.
Speaker 4 (05:31):
And three disturbing commercial of an adult son growing up
still attached to his mom's umbilical corse.
Speaker 1 (05:39):
Do you remember of these as a fail? Do you
remember that.
Speaker 2 (05:41):
Time magazine cover where it was like an eight year
old standing on a step stool breastfeeding his mom.
Speaker 1 (05:47):
You don't like that.
Speaker 2 (05:50):
It was probably ten years ago or something, and like
that poor kid to be on the cover of Time
magazine breastfeeding his mom that old.
Speaker 1 (05:58):
Like, I mean, I get it.
Speaker 2 (06:00):
It was all about you know, empowerment and the way
she wants to move. I just still think about that
kid because he's probably eighteen now, and you know, as
as he's attached to her nipples, she's like, I am
not a helicopter mom.
Speaker 1 (06:12):
Yeah, cause me, just because I don't care of my child. Okay.
Speaker 2 (06:15):
So that brings me to the last one I think
is so which I'm finding the one that's real fake?
Speaker 1 (06:20):
Oh, I'm just fine. Unfortunately, you're ok for me.
Speaker 4 (06:24):
The Catholic School with flower, the thong and the flowers,
the dating apps, Sugar Mommy ad and the commercial with
the adult attached to the umbilical course.
Speaker 1 (06:33):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (06:34):
So that's why I think the commercial is real, Alexis
because of that time magazine cover, Like maybe it was
around the same time and they thought it'd be.
Speaker 1 (06:42):
Funny, you know. So I'm going to go with that
promotion was real.
Speaker 2 (06:46):
I'm going to say I feel like I remember talking
about the thong underwear at the Catholic School in a
Laser stories years ago. Really, so I'm going to say
that's also real. And the fake one is the Sugar
Daddy website.
Speaker 4 (06:58):
All right, Brooke, you are correct, Yeah, the Catholic School
we totally would cover that on them.
Speaker 1 (07:04):
That makes we did the commercial was Skittles.
Speaker 4 (07:06):
It was a Mother's Day one showing how they eat
skittles between the two of them, which is so disturbing,
and they had they had to go remove the ad
from YouTube and everything afterward at the hip.
Speaker 1 (07:16):
No, no, you can't even go watch it though. No
commercials for a while. Yeah, seriously, Yeah, you're wrong. Oh God,
I'm killing it and I think you're gonna kill it
on this one.
Speaker 4 (07:32):
Energy because I was thinking Mother's Day and I was
thinking yesterday how Miley Cyrus' new song came out.
Speaker 1 (07:38):
Okay, yes, she has a whole new album coming out
May thirtieth. I like her latest me too.
Speaker 4 (07:44):
So we are going to do obviously a lyrical fill
in the blank of the song Flowers by course.
Speaker 2 (07:50):
I think you'll you'll start strong here because like I
can't think of it now, but it's gonna get harder.
Speaker 3 (07:55):
Okay, all right, Brook, I can't buy myself flower right,
my name in the sand, talk to myself for hours,
say things you just don't understands up, jaw, I can uh.
Speaker 1 (08:11):
Take myself dance. I can hold my own hands.
Speaker 4 (08:16):
Yeah, I can buy myself flowers almost perfect, gosh.
Speaker 1 (08:24):
Fucking flower. Yeah, I can't come my name and sick.
Speaker 2 (08:31):
Okay, I'm talking to myself hours.
Speaker 3 (08:35):
See things you don't understand, like what a up?
Speaker 2 (08:40):
Oh my god, I can take myself see good.
Speaker 1 (08:44):
I can om Okay, I can love me. Oh I
love it better than you can. Yeah that's right. I
can't better the flowers tomorrow. Yeah that's right. Chocolate covered strawberries.
Speaker 2 (09:01):
And then player Jeff song from our YouTube page, so good,
give her some silence.
Speaker 1 (09:08):
Alone exactly. Hey, thank you for being here on a Saturday.
Speaker 2 (09:13):
We do this just for you, your podcast people.
Speaker 1 (09:15):
You're so important to us.
Speaker 4 (09:16):
So happy Mother's and.
Speaker 2 (09:19):
Like, subscribe, share, and we'll be back Monday with a
brand new show.
Speaker 6 (09:23):
Yeah,