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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Strange things happen in the world every day, that's true,
but there's only one place where you're gonna find Spider
Man waiting in line for nachos, Optimist Prime struggling to
find an outlet to charge his phone, and three Deadpools
all flirting with one very confused Hello, Kitty.
Speaker 2 (00:21):
I'm talking about Comic Con, the super Bowl of Nerds,
the Megala of introverts is so fun, and we had
to send jose and Alexis down to meet with those
fantasy world enthusiasts so they could all geek out together.
When we asked a simple question, what you're doing at
comic Con?
Speaker 3 (00:42):
What you're doing at comic Con?
Speaker 4 (00:44):
Comic con things?
Speaker 3 (00:45):
Yeah, you are well dude. Normally, in a real.
Speaker 5 (00:48):
Life situation, I would run up to you asking if
you need help. You have blood all over your faith,
you're tattered, you have a chainsaw for a hand, sir,
What is going on with.
Speaker 4 (00:59):
You as versus Evil Dead the Evil Dead series?
Speaker 3 (01:02):
Uh, that's what you're from is The Evil Dead? Okay,
describe to the people what.
Speaker 6 (01:05):
The evil gets into his hand, so he chops it
off at the wrist with his chainsaw and then uses
the chainsaw as his hand.
Speaker 5 (01:12):
It's a replacement for a hand. Yes, sir, How does
the chainsaw hand make life easier?
Speaker 6 (01:18):
It makes life much harder actually, especially going to the bathroom.
Speaker 3 (01:22):
Oh I didn't you're talking about the wip definitely?
Speaker 5 (01:26):
Ah, yeah, you gotta you gotta be a lefty now, huh.
Speaker 4 (01:30):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (01:31):
Is there any way that this this chainsaw hand you
have could help you?
Speaker 3 (01:34):
Maybe with the ladies?
Speaker 4 (01:36):
No, I don't think so.
Speaker 3 (01:37):
Let me give you an instance.
Speaker 5 (01:38):
What do you say when I yelled, sir, this hot
lady's cat is stuck in a tree.
Speaker 6 (01:44):
Oh yeah, you can probably get the cat out of
the tree. But then what do you do with it?
Speaker 3 (01:47):
You don't want to pet it?
Speaker 4 (01:48):
You don't want to pet it?
Speaker 3 (01:52):
Don't want to pet It's wow? School?
Speaker 5 (01:54):
Yeah, everyday situation is not very convenient.
Speaker 7 (01:56):
Do you think he spent an entire day learning how
hard it was to live?
Speaker 2 (02:02):
There's so many pluses and minuses having a chain softworehand.
Speaker 3 (02:06):
I'm glad that you guys took the time to break
it down.
Speaker 5 (02:08):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (02:08):
Yeah, I'm here for the heartting question.
Speaker 2 (02:11):
And now Brook's trying to convince her husband to do
a wine bottle open.
Speaker 3 (02:16):
That one is actually you there?
Speaker 2 (02:17):
You go, yeah, chuck that thing off, Honey, let's put
that hand to good use.
Speaker 4 (02:26):
What you're doing at comic Con.
Speaker 7 (02:28):
I'm come and see all the great costumes, and you are.
Speaker 8 (02:31):
In a great costume yourself. You are Indiana Jones, Indiana Jones.
Are you a big Indiana Jones fan?
Speaker 7 (02:38):
Well? Sort of?
Speaker 8 (02:39):
What is the goal of Indiana Jones here today?
Speaker 7 (02:42):
There was a Princess Leah as I walked by and
I saw her, and there was a crabb between us.
I couldn't get over so we can get a picture together.
Speaker 8 (02:49):
You were trying to get a photo with princes.
Speaker 7 (02:51):
Yeah, yeah, Princess Leia is my wife, my girlfriend.
Speaker 8 (02:54):
Wait in Indiana Jones, Princess Lea is the wife?
Speaker 7 (02:58):
Yeah? Really played Indiana Jones. Yes, but he was. He
was in Indiana Jones. He was a Han Solo.
Speaker 4 (03:05):
Why didn't want to dress as Han Solo?
Speaker 5 (03:07):
Then?
Speaker 7 (03:08):
Why didn't I address this Han Sola? Han Solo wouldn't work?
Why not Han Solo's fictional character? Indiana Jones a realistic person?
Speaker 8 (03:18):
Is he real?
Speaker 7 (03:19):
He's a fictional character, but he's a realistic fictional character.
Speaker 8 (03:23):
Way, my last question for you, if Princess Leah is
in a room with Han Solo and Indiana Jones. Who
is she choosing to marry only one?
Speaker 7 (03:31):
Well, she would, she would have no choice. She's already
married her.
Speaker 3 (03:36):
So you don't get it.
Speaker 8 (03:40):
How are you not following the the sorta fan knows
more than me. I've never heard someone be so offended.
Speaker 3 (03:47):
Why he wouldn't dress.
Speaker 8 (03:49):
Like that was the dumbest question on the planet.
Speaker 3 (03:52):
Who would your wife girlfriend? Well, not me, obviously, I
mean the idiot.
Speaker 2 (03:56):
That's another world that these people live in.
Speaker 3 (03:59):
That's what happens. That what you're doing at comic Con
where we.
Speaker 2 (04:02):
Sent Jose and Alexis into the sea of spandex and
Indiana Jones whips to ask him a simple question.
Speaker 3 (04:09):
What you're doing at comic Con?
Speaker 4 (04:11):
All right now, I'm just looking for some friends.
Speaker 5 (04:13):
I will say, brother, you caught my eye because you
look so cool.
Speaker 3 (04:17):
Will you tell everyone what you're wearing?
Speaker 2 (04:19):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (04:19):
Yeah, I'm dressed up as Marco from pork Rosso.
Speaker 5 (04:21):
You look grow okay, so you look like a fighter
pilot with a pig nose.
Speaker 4 (04:25):
Is what the movie is about?
Speaker 5 (04:26):
Oh okay, and say again, I have really bad add
If you can't figure it out, what was the name
of that movie pork Rosso Porco.
Speaker 3 (04:33):
Also, and what's that about.
Speaker 4 (04:36):
It's about a fighter pilot in Italy who is fighting
against both fascists and pirates at the same time.
Speaker 3 (04:42):
Wow, that just blew my mind.
Speaker 5 (04:44):
There's like four things in there that I would watch
solely for that pirates the uh say again, I have
really bad add If you can't figure it out.
Speaker 2 (05:00):
He is so bad you forgot you already told him
about your add five seconds ago.
Speaker 3 (05:04):
Well, it's always safe to say.
Speaker 5 (05:07):
By the way, before I make this comment, I do
have a d D Okay, so I forget what I'm saying.
But it is safe to tell people constantly that I
have it, especially in a place like that where there's
so many shiny things, distracted details. They're like, I'm from
the fifth season of this one thing and I'm dresses
this guy in this episode.
Speaker 3 (05:25):
I'm like, look, man, you look cool. I would you
on that?
Speaker 5 (05:28):
One One day I went to comic con before I'm like,
do people know?
Speaker 3 (05:31):
Other people know who you might? I don't. Where are
we again?
Speaker 2 (05:36):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (05:36):
Oh yeah, comic con.
Speaker 7 (05:39):
Comic Con.
Speaker 9 (05:40):
I'm here just you know, run through a few people,
dresses a train. So I'm a speedzer.
Speaker 3 (05:45):
You're a what was that speedster?
Speaker 4 (05:46):
Speedster? Yes, this is a very tight fitting costume.
Speaker 9 (05:50):
Yeah, not something you generally wear on the third day
after you've been drinking an odd alcohol, eating a lot
of food your.
Speaker 8 (05:55):
Day drinking, or always that actual stuff in that you have.
Oh it really okay? Talking to a superhero who's drinking
makes me realize all the superheroes kind of eat therapy.
Speaker 7 (06:05):
But like, who do you think needs it the most?
Speaker 3 (06:09):
Batman?
Speaker 1 (06:10):
That man?
Speaker 7 (06:10):
Why that?
Speaker 9 (06:12):
Why would a billionaire go out dressed as a bat
You're a billionaire, like you keep arresting the same people.
Speaker 3 (06:19):
They do the same thing. It's a circle. Just go
enjoy life. Do you go to the Bahamas or something?
Buy an island and go live on it.
Speaker 2 (06:26):
I mean, I don't wait, wait, let me understand, alexis
in your mind.
Speaker 3 (06:32):
Billionaires aren't selfish enough. They should not be out.
Speaker 2 (06:37):
Helping the community saving people. They should be in cabo
on a booze.
Speaker 8 (06:41):
Man doesn't have any balance though, he's all saving you
gotta he's saving from the same people over Yeah, I mean,
how times can they escape?
Speaker 3 (06:50):
Okay, just let joker win. Fine, I will say that
guy brought up a good point.
Speaker 8 (06:55):
You never think about the days where superheroes are bloated.
Speaker 3 (06:58):
Yeah, band out, that would I feel good. Spider Man
stops you from being robbed in an alley. You don't
know if he's had a couple of shots.
Speaker 2 (07:07):
It's amazing what you can learn when you go to
comic Con.
Speaker 4 (07:10):
What a weekend.
Speaker 2 (07:11):
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Speaker 4 (07:15):
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Speaker 3 (07:16):
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Speaker 1 (07:19):
After this Brook and Jeffrey in the morning,