September 16, 2024 • 6 mins
Ready or not, football season is back! We sent Jose and Alexis down to the stadium to ask the fans... "whatcha doin' at the tailgate?"
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
When Taylor swifts on TV cheering from a six figure
luxury suite, you know what that means.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
Football is back.
Speaker 3 (00:09):
Baby.
Speaker 1 (00:14):
Time to dust off that lucky jersey and throw some
barbecue horse ribs on the grill, because it is time
to watch grown men do physical stuff to each other
on an open grass field. I know the fans have
been anxiously waiting for this, which is why thousands headed
(00:36):
down to the stadium on game day to pound beers
and shout sports words. So we sent Jose and Alexis
into the fray to ask the fine people a simple question.
Speaker 2 (00:47):
What you doing at the tailgate? What you doing in
the tailgate?
Speaker 4 (00:51):
This little player swore out is so precious.
Speaker 2 (00:55):
It's like Marca. It's football real. Wait wait, wait, are
you talking about the tailgate.
Speaker 4 (01:03):
I'm talking about this little tiny postage stamp of tailgate.
Speaker 2 (01:08):
The old stuff is gone.
Speaker 3 (01:10):
Is this one of those back in my day stories?
Speaker 4 (01:13):
Oh? This place used to have one hundred motor homes,
two or three hundred pickup trucks.
Speaker 1 (01:20):
Okay, I'm sorry if I'm getting confused.
Speaker 2 (01:21):
So you're happy with the changes, are not happy? I'm
ecstatic with it. You're happy there's less tailgates.
Speaker 4 (01:28):
No, I'm ecstatic that the tailgates are gone.
Speaker 2 (01:33):
But you're out of tailgate but you don't like them? No,
I love them. I love them. I literally haven't drink.
I don't know why.
Speaker 1 (01:41):
I'm so confused, be so confused about the place. Used
to be amazing now it's all gone.
Speaker 2 (01:48):
Yeah, he loves it. It's a mecca. It's horrible. Is
that what he.
Speaker 1 (01:56):
Like it?
Speaker 3 (01:56):
Even after it was like okay, they seriously was he
making sense?
Speaker 2 (01:59):
I'm like, no, that was amazing.
Speaker 3 (02:03):
Maybe he shouldn't have his driver's license and yeah drove. Yeah, okay,
that's good.
Speaker 1 (02:08):
You need to twenty bud lights and then you'll get
what he's.
Speaker 4 (02:11):
Saying that bond lines are smaller.
Speaker 3 (02:18):
It's great that what you're doing at the tailgate, having
a good time during some beers.
Speaker 2 (02:27):
You know what I'm saying. I can tell.
Speaker 3 (02:30):
And I'm walking up to you because it's a slightly
warm day today and you are in a full on
sheeted poncho. What are you wearing?
Speaker 4 (02:38):
Brother?
Speaker 2 (02:39):
Every time I wear this poncho, my team wins. Oh
so this is a superstitious thing.
Speaker 3 (02:44):
Hell yeah, eddy weather where I don't care if that
sweat I don't care if I'm sweating, I'll wear this poncho.
Was there a moment where you were like drunk wearing
the poncho once, or you made out with a cute
girl in it and you were like, this is the
lucky poncho. Is what your buddy just saying?
Speaker 2 (02:58):
He said none of the above.
Speaker 3 (03:00):
But you don't think this guy can't get a girlfriend.
Speaker 2 (03:02):
What do you mean, well he has that one? Yes,
why is that? Let's get to the root of this.
You're his friend. Why does he get no women? Look
what he's wearing. You wear ponchos everywhere, dude. I got
a poncho for weddings, I got a puncha for dates.
Me and my friends were ponchos everywhere. Why do I.
Speaker 3 (03:20):
Feel like he's the only one in the group in
a poncho.
Speaker 1 (03:23):
Yeah, I've heard people get attached to their ponchos before.
Brooke dated a guy who lived in his poncho. He
was a two bedroom pun show.
Speaker 2 (03:33):
Yeah it was a car oh.
Speaker 1 (03:38):
I had a protective covering on it and that was
his car pod.
Speaker 2 (03:43):
I'm sorry.
Speaker 1 (03:44):
I got probably just as bad as that guy.
Speaker 2 (03:48):
Still dated him, though. What you're doing at the tailgate.
Speaker 3 (03:52):
We are getting excited for the game that's about to happen.
I was gonna ask, and in the politest way, are
you because you are in enemy territory? Are you scared
to go in? Oh no, we're we're walking into the
Lions den and and uh the confrontation is where I live.
Speaker 2 (04:10):
Oh so you're pretty good. Like if people talk crap
to you, that is my happy place.
Speaker 3 (04:15):
Can I do a practice round with you? No holds
barred here? Okay, boom, your team sucks. Orange is the
worst color on the color spectrum.
Speaker 2 (04:25):
Yeah, uh.
Speaker 1 (04:28):
You're you're uh my dad, Oh man, I would not
want to be a player on the field and here
that kind of brutal crash.
Speaker 3 (04:43):
Yeah, color spectrums.
Speaker 2 (04:45):
And immediately people.
Speaker 1 (04:46):
Are wow, that's how you Yeah that was savage. It's
what you're doing at the tailgate where Jose and Alexis
went down to the big football game and asked the
fans beforehand a simple.
Speaker 2 (04:57):
Question, what you doing in the tailgame? Okay?
Speaker 3 (05:04):
And you I'm here for the free food in this economy.
Speaker 2 (05:08):
You know is Denver sucks. I know you're the backup
support friend. What are you doing? Take it over the mike?
Thank you for sucking Sean Pain's the worst gift.
Speaker 3 (05:20):
I have to ask, are you this passionate about anything
else in life?
Speaker 2 (05:23):
Uh? Bacon cheesburger, bacon cheeseburger. Can you love a bacon
cheesburger in the first bite?
Speaker 1 (05:29):
No?
Speaker 2 (05:30):
Can you love it in the second bite?
Speaker 1 (05:31):
No?
Speaker 2 (05:32):
Third bite?
Speaker 3 (05:33):
No?
Speaker 2 (05:33):
Can you love a bacon cheeburger in the fourth bite?
Yes you can? Yes you can, Yes you can? Are
you I'm saty?
Speaker 1 (05:50):
Stacy heard people yelling about bacon cheeseburgers and she came around.
Stacy will snap a man's leg in half to get
a Wendy's bacony.
Speaker 2 (05:59):
She doesn't take four bites, jeff She doesn't. She takes
that in one giant That's right. I don't know. All
I know is I'm drinking way more before the next day.
Speaker 3 (06:07):
I love how you said, yeah is very It's just
so strong.
Speaker 2 (06:12):
Yeah, okay, Oh, I love it. Football's back. That's what
you're doing at the tailgate. Your phone tab is coming
Speaker 4 (06:19):
Up, frooking Jeffrey in the morning,
When Taylor swifts on TV cheering from a six figure
luxury suite, you know what that means.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
Football is back.
Speaker 3 (00:09):
Baby.
Speaker 1 (00:14):
Time to dust off that lucky jersey and throw some
barbecue horse ribs on the grill, because it is time
to watch grown men do physical stuff to each other
on an open grass field. I know the fans have
been anxiously waiting for this, which is why thousands headed
(00:36):
down to the stadium on game day to pound beers
and shout sports words. So we sent Jose and Alexis
into the fray to ask the fine people a simple question.
Speaker 2 (00:47):
What you doing at the tailgate? What you doing in
the tailgate?
Speaker 4 (00:51):
This little player swore out is so precious.
Speaker 2 (00:55):
It's like Marca. It's football real. Wait wait, wait, are
you talking about the tailgate.
Speaker 4 (01:03):
I'm talking about this little tiny postage stamp of tailgate.
Speaker 2 (01:08):
The old stuff is gone.
Speaker 3 (01:10):
Is this one of those back in my day stories?
Speaker 4 (01:13):
Oh? This place used to have one hundred motor homes,
two or three hundred pickup trucks.
Speaker 1 (01:20):
Okay, I'm sorry if I'm getting confused.
Speaker 2 (01:21):
So you're happy with the changes, are not happy? I'm
ecstatic with it. You're happy there's less tailgates.
Speaker 4 (01:28):
No, I'm ecstatic that the tailgates are gone.
Speaker 2 (01:33):
But you're out of tailgate but you don't like them? No,
I love them. I love them. I literally haven't drink.
I don't know why.
Speaker 1 (01:41):
I'm so confused, be so confused about the place. Used
to be amazing now it's all gone.
Speaker 2 (01:48):
Yeah, he loves it. It's a mecca. It's horrible. Is
that what he.
Speaker 1 (01:56):
Like it?
Speaker 3 (01:56):
Even after it was like okay, they seriously was he
making sense?
Speaker 2 (01:59):
I'm like, no, that was amazing.
Speaker 3 (02:03):
Maybe he shouldn't have his driver's license and yeah drove. Yeah, okay,
that's good.
Speaker 1 (02:08):
You need to twenty bud lights and then you'll get
what he's.
Speaker 4 (02:11):
Saying that bond lines are smaller.
Speaker 3 (02:18):
It's great that what you're doing at the tailgate, having
a good time during some beers.
Speaker 2 (02:27):
You know what I'm saying. I can tell.
Speaker 3 (02:30):
And I'm walking up to you because it's a slightly
warm day today and you are in a full on
sheeted poncho. What are you wearing?
Speaker 4 (02:38):
Brother?
Speaker 2 (02:39):
Every time I wear this poncho, my team wins. Oh
so this is a superstitious thing.
Speaker 3 (02:44):
Hell yeah, eddy weather where I don't care if that
sweat I don't care if I'm sweating, I'll wear this poncho.
Was there a moment where you were like drunk wearing
the poncho once, or you made out with a cute
girl in it and you were like, this is the
lucky poncho. Is what your buddy just saying?
Speaker 2 (02:58):
He said none of the above.
Speaker 3 (03:00):
But you don't think this guy can't get a girlfriend.
Speaker 2 (03:02):
What do you mean, well he has that one? Yes,
why is that? Let's get to the root of this.
You're his friend. Why does he get no women? Look
what he's wearing. You wear ponchos everywhere, dude. I got
a poncho for weddings, I got a puncha for dates.
Me and my friends were ponchos everywhere. Why do I.
Speaker 3 (03:20):
Feel like he's the only one in the group in
a poncho.
Speaker 1 (03:23):
Yeah, I've heard people get attached to their ponchos before.
Brooke dated a guy who lived in his poncho. He
was a two bedroom pun show.
Speaker 2 (03:33):
Yeah it was a car oh.
Speaker 1 (03:38):
I had a protective covering on it and that was
his car pod.
Speaker 2 (03:43):
I'm sorry.
Speaker 1 (03:44):
I got probably just as bad as that guy.
Speaker 2 (03:48):
Still dated him, though. What you're doing at the tailgate.
Speaker 3 (03:52):
We are getting excited for the game that's about to happen.
I was gonna ask, and in the politest way, are
you because you are in enemy territory? Are you scared
to go in? Oh no, we're we're walking into the
Lions den and and uh the confrontation is where I live.
Speaker 2 (04:10):
Oh so you're pretty good. Like if people talk crap
to you, that is my happy place.
Speaker 3 (04:15):
Can I do a practice round with you? No holds
barred here? Okay, boom, your team sucks. Orange is the
worst color on the color spectrum.
Speaker 2 (04:25):
Yeah, uh.
Speaker 1 (04:28):
You're you're uh my dad, Oh man, I would not
want to be a player on the field and here
that kind of brutal crash.
Speaker 3 (04:43):
Yeah, color spectrums.
Speaker 2 (04:45):
And immediately people.
Speaker 1 (04:46):
Are wow, that's how you Yeah that was savage. It's
what you're doing at the tailgate where Jose and Alexis
went down to the big football game and asked the
fans beforehand a simple.
Speaker 2 (04:57):
Question, what you doing in the tailgame? Okay?
Speaker 3 (05:04):
And you I'm here for the free food in this economy.
Speaker 2 (05:08):
You know is Denver sucks. I know you're the backup
support friend. What are you doing? Take it over the mike?
Thank you for sucking Sean Pain's the worst gift.
Speaker 3 (05:20):
I have to ask, are you this passionate about anything
else in life?
Speaker 2 (05:23):
Uh? Bacon cheesburger, bacon cheeseburger. Can you love a bacon
cheesburger in the first bite?
Speaker 1 (05:29):
No?
Speaker 2 (05:30):
Can you love it in the second bite?
Speaker 1 (05:31):
No?
Speaker 2 (05:32):
Third bite?
Speaker 3 (05:33):
No?
Speaker 2 (05:33):
Can you love a bacon cheeburger in the fourth bite?
Yes you can? Yes you can, Yes you can? Are
you I'm saty?
Speaker 1 (05:50):
Stacy heard people yelling about bacon cheeseburgers and she came around.
Stacy will snap a man's leg in half to get
a Wendy's bacony.
Speaker 2 (05:59):
She doesn't take four bites, jeff She doesn't. She takes
that in one giant That's right. I don't know. All
I know is I'm drinking way more before the next day.
Speaker 3 (06:07):
I love how you said, yeah is very It's just
so strong.
Speaker 2 (06:12):
Yeah, okay, Oh, I love it. Football's back. That's what
you're doing at the tailgate. Your phone tab is coming
Speaker 4 (06:19):
Up, frooking Jeffrey in the morning,
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