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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
And if you feel like maybe I'm being too extra
right now, maybe I'm too dramatic.
Speaker 1 (00:08):
I take things too seriously.
Speaker 2 (00:10):
Remember somebody wants sued Red Bull because it didn't give
them literal wings. Okay, you're fine, and hopefully nobody here
gets sued after we share what's on our minds, starting
with Brooke Brook, what's on your mind?
Speaker 3 (00:24):
Oh my god, I was able to go to Beyonce
over the weekend, so fun. I went with my best
friend and it was amazing. Sounds amazing, But I do
have some notes or if she's listening, okay, they could
help her.
Speaker 1 (00:40):
Wow.
Speaker 4 (00:42):
Yeah, First, cowboy hats should be banned from every concert ever,
why listen?
Speaker 3 (00:47):
Listen them out? Yes, but as a five foot four person,
I can't.
Speaker 1 (00:52):
See anything, So no cowboy hats.
Speaker 3 (00:55):
No cowboy hats. Cowboy Carter Beyonce through a phase this
concert where she likes to really fly through the air. Okay,
first she was lifted on a couch, then a horseshoe
came in, she rode that around the stadium, and then
there was a flying car.
Speaker 1 (01:10):
She was in.
Speaker 3 (01:11):
Oh cool. But by the time her eighth flight around.
You're kind of like, I've seen this, I've been there, and.
Speaker 5 (01:19):
Pink is her favorite Artistan think is an acrobatic Well,
so if you're complaining about the acrobatics.
Speaker 3 (01:24):
There's no acrobatics.
Speaker 2 (01:25):
It's more just it's yeah, cowboy hats and keep Beyonce
on the.
Speaker 3 (01:31):
Ground and Laslie. I love Blue Ivy her daughter is
there are they of the concert?
Speaker 2 (01:37):
Now?
Speaker 3 (01:37):
Yeah, she has improved so much in her dancing. But
also I didn't pay for a Blue Ivy dance recital.
Oh need in every number I know, but there's professional dancers,
even though she's amazing for a thirteen year old. Yeah,
far above.
Speaker 1 (01:57):
You're paying for beyond.
Speaker 5 (02:00):
So you're saying kids are.
Speaker 1 (02:02):
Never going to be on the show.
Speaker 3 (02:03):
I mean, they can have a brief moment, but let's
not make them.
Speaker 1 (02:07):
Don't but don't ruin the show.
Speaker 3 (02:09):
It Beyonce is listening. That's just some suggestion.
Speaker 1 (02:12):
Other than all the things that ruined it for you,
it was still a good show.
Speaker 3 (02:15):
It was unbelievable and worth every penny. She wasn't standing
in front of me.
Speaker 1 (02:25):
Mind.
Speaker 5 (02:25):
Well, look, if you didn't know, when I'm not on
the radio, I'm streaming. Most likely I stream video games
and we talk, listen to music.
Speaker 1 (02:32):
It's awesome.
Speaker 5 (02:33):
I have a big community of people with them. So
one day in my chat, somebody I who we all know, well,
I'm playing and I'm looking over reading the chat, and
they said, Hey, what's up, Giggle gang. Just wanted to
let you guys know I got lead poisoning at work today.
And we're like, wait, how do you even get lead
poison a pencil factory? So anyway, we're all concerned and
(02:55):
we're asking the story. So I'm playing the game and
I look back over and he keeps saying I'm confused,
and I'm like, is this like seeping into lead poisoning
something like that?
Speaker 1 (03:07):
And then but but then it doesn't.
Speaker 5 (03:08):
The comments aren't making sense. So I go back to
his original message and it says, quote, hey, guys, just
want to let you know I got the lead position
a job.
Speaker 1 (03:22):
For like ten minutes.
Speaker 5 (03:24):
I'm like about to start a GoFundMe.
Speaker 3 (03:26):
Like you're raising money. So so that's.
Speaker 5 (03:29):
Good, not lead poisoning, lead position. Just because I can't
read doesn't mean you shouldn't join a stream.
Speaker 3 (03:35):
Though say it, but maybe you're at an age where
you need to make the font bigger.
Speaker 5 (03:39):
No, not at all anyway, join me hilarious, Jose.
Speaker 4 (03:44):
Okay, so I think everyone needs therapy in their life.
Speaker 3 (03:47):
Sure that said event, No, no.
Speaker 4 (03:51):
I apist.
Speaker 3 (03:52):
Okay, but she ghosted me.
Speaker 4 (03:54):
Okay, So it's on an app, and she disappeared from
the app.
Speaker 3 (03:57):
If there wasn't active for a long time, maybe she quit.
So I did stalk her online. I found her, but
you stopped her.
Speaker 4 (04:02):
I'm sure that's not part of the I know everything
about it.
Speaker 1 (04:06):
You have attachment issues.
Speaker 3 (04:09):
She didn't get a better.
Speaker 4 (04:10):
Job, so you don't respect to her. It's okay, but
I hate therapist, you know. So I'm on the app,
so I chose like an older woman. I'm like, okay,
let's try older wiser maybe Okay, until I get on
the call and she can't find the camera's talking to
her forehead because she doesn't know she didn't know how
(04:31):
to use technology.
Speaker 3 (04:33):
So yeah, she was really sweet.
Speaker 4 (04:36):
We're going to try another thing. So I try a
new therapist, and this one. During our whole session, she's
yawning no, yeah, like a lot of times. And then
I start to hear her dog in the background, and
her dog is snoring. The dog, yeah, yeah, why don't
you have more drama in your life? I know, sitting
(04:58):
there picking so boring, like these people are falling asleep.
It's a forty five minute session. It's not even that long.
Speaker 3 (05:05):
Look, I just need to tell you about this girl
named Brooke.
Speaker 4 (05:07):
I would listen to me. So I'm still on the hunt.
Speaker 3 (05:12):
I need someone who won't ghost.
Speaker 4 (05:14):
Me, have some sort of technology knowledge a little, and
won't fall asleep in my session.
Speaker 3 (05:20):
It's pretty simple, so similar to dating. You're right all right, Jeffrey,
what's on your mind?
Speaker 1 (05:27):
I was forced to use my Facebook recently? Why get
my will?
Speaker 5 (05:33):
And you're on a big show?
Speaker 3 (05:34):
Did your mom want you to check something?
Speaker 1 (05:36):
My mom visited.
Speaker 2 (05:38):
What she likes to do right now is she likes
to show me videos of random people doing parody songs.
Speaker 1 (05:47):
I do my song of the week every Friday, and is.
Speaker 5 (05:50):
Better than you.
Speaker 1 (05:50):
And she's like, jeff listen to this one. They rhyme
even better than you do on Facebook. Yeah, the tight
it's so clever.
Speaker 3 (06:01):
Look what they came up with it on Facebook?
Speaker 5 (06:04):
You know.
Speaker 1 (06:05):
I'll just watch them for a second. I'll humor her
and be like, oh, yeah, that's great, that's a good.
Speaker 2 (06:09):
One, and then As soon as I say that, she's like,
you need to tell them that you like them and
you're a fan.
Speaker 3 (06:14):
Oh And I'm like, what she needed to tell the
people singing.
Speaker 2 (06:18):
Yes, And she makes me open my Facebook and write
these total strangers saying, hey, great song, nice lyrics. As
my mom hovers over my shoulder, she's like, give him
a thumbs up.
Speaker 5 (06:32):
They're replying like, dude, you're a grown man, leave me alone.
Speaker 3 (06:35):
It feels good to be an adult die, right, God.
Speaker 2 (06:37):
Yeah, So my mom's basically trying to make the world
a better place by hijacking my Facebook and making my
life miserable as usual.
Speaker 5 (06:44):
If you keep the parody writers of the world happy,
then we're gonna have great parody songs.
Speaker 1 (06:48):
Jack, you have a big parody song community. Unhappy family.
Speaker 2 (06:52):
Text into seven eighty five nine two and you can
tell us what's been on your mind.
Speaker 5 (06:56):
Tell Jeffy you like his parody.
Speaker 2 (06:58):
It's brooking Jeffrey in the Morning Brook and Jeffrey in
the Morning.