Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

Today’s Phone Tap victim has a weird smell in their house and while she wants to call an exterminator, her boyfriend wanted to call US for a Phone Tap instead!

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In your Phone Tap, one of our listeners asked us to prank her mother, who she says has been “cranky” of late! But we’re gonna fix all her problems thanks to modern technology!

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In your Phone Tap Brooke's calling around town trying to get a youth soccer ref to simply take one of her delicious BRIBES! Why is this so difficult??

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In your Phone Tap, we call a guy who recently sold his car and has to ship it across the country, and it’s NOT gonna be easy AT ALL.

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What would you do if the MOM of your date called you before you two had even met? We’d guess you’d either run for the hills OR you’d be today’s Phone Tap victim!

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In your Phone Tap, we call a woman who is STRUGGLING with tech issues trying to get into her email, but we’ve got the best artificial intelligence IT director in the entire company to help!

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Today’s Phone Tap victim just booked his FIRST EVER international flight, so before he flies we’re offering him some of the most ELITE accommodations to ever grace the skies!

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Today’s Phone Tap Victim has been so upset and frustrated with her brand new phone, luckily for her, we’re ready to help her “HATCH” the new phone of her dreams!

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In your Phone Tap, we call a guy who works at a ski rental shop, and his boss commandeered our special ops services to track down any renters who don’t pay their fees!

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In your Phone Tap we call a woman who has been applying to work remotely from her job for over and year and although she’s now been approved… we have a WAY different definition of what “remote” means.

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In your Phone Tap Brooke calls a woman who is having a yard sale this coming Saturday and letting her know, her junk is nothing compared to the ESTATE SALE right down the street!

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In your Phone Tap we’re pretending to be one of the Facebook friends of a guy whose celebrating his birthday. And who better to wish him the best than complete strangers??

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In your Phone Tap, we call a woman who recently had a DNA ancestry test, and while she’s 60% Scottish, we have the KING of the SCOTS ready to welcome her to the team!

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In today’s Phone Tap we call a long time NFL season ticket holder and tell him we’re implementing a new “NO CHEERING” section, and his seats are smack dab in the middle!

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In your Phone Tap, we’re taking those annoying customer satisfaction surveys that EVERY business seems to send you now, and bringing it into the FUTURE!

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Today’s Phone Tap victim is a makeup artist looking to pick up extra work, so we’re calling from a FUNERAL HOME and we’ve got more work for her than she can handle in 100 lifetimes!

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Today’s Phone Tap victim has a haircut appointment at a NEW salon, and he’s about to learn what happens when the new place is a little short-staffed!

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In your Phone Tap, we call a guy who is SUPPOSED to be planning his buddy’s bachelor party, but after they heard he’s slacking, his friends set him up for a Phone Tap from us!

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Today’s Phone Tap victim is on leave from his landscaping job after an injury, but not to worry! We have a temp fill-in for him that will only mildly ruin his day!

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