December 21, 2025 • 65 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's a Brick and Jeffrey podcast, and we've got a
brand new show for you, including What's on Your Mind
coming up. And I'm not going to I'm not going
to apologize to what I said about the Christmas Dads.
Speaker 2 (00:11):
I'm just not I think.
Speaker 3 (00:12):
At least my mom would agree.
Speaker 1 (00:14):
Yes, I don't worry, Yes exactly, that's coming up. And
of course the number three phone tap of the year.
I cannot believe we're already here. But first your comments.
Speaker 3 (00:24):
Yeah, this one said, Hello guys.
Speaker 4 (00:26):
I'm teacher Juan from Brazil, and I can't thank you
enough for all the joy you guys bring to my days.
I even use some episodes in class with my students
and of course introduce them to the greatest show in
radio today at the same time.
Speaker 2 (00:39):
That's so good.
Speaker 3 (00:39):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (00:41):
I was just talking to my son yesterday.
Speaker 1 (00:43):
He's in third grade, and he was like, Mom, did
you know that some people learn Italian by watching TV?
Speaker 2 (00:48):
I go fun fact, some people learn English by listening
to this show.
Speaker 4 (00:52):
Yes, so many people have told me Jeff's voice is
the perfect cadence for learning English.
Speaker 2 (00:59):
Listen to Jeff's Boy and.
Speaker 4 (01:00):
It's like perfect because it's slow and he enunciates.
Speaker 2 (01:04):
I guess like a rich bullet.
Speaker 5 (01:06):
That's it.
Speaker 6 (01:07):
Yeah, that's opposite.
Speaker 7 (01:08):
I've met people that were Latino that were like, we
heard that there was a jose so we thought, oh,
there's gonna be someone speaking.
Speaker 6 (01:13):
Spanish and I never do.
Speaker 2 (01:15):
No, maybe maybe next year, Josey.
Speaker 5 (01:19):
Yeah, you never know.
Speaker 2 (01:22):
All Right, your new show starts right now.
Speaker 5 (01:25):
It's Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning. And last week
on the show, we covered the hot new baby naming trend.
Oh yeah, choosing to name your child a popular dog
name like Blue or Buddy or band show In a
similar vein, rover dot com just released their annual list
of the most popular dog and cat names of the year.
Speaker 3 (01:47):
Like dog walk off of Ptero?
Speaker 2 (01:50):
Is it that are perfect for babies or its kind of?
Speaker 5 (01:53):
They're just the most popular dog and cat names. And
just like last year, everyone's still naming their dog Charlie, Max,
Luna and Bella and cat Luna, Milo, Oliver and Lily
like Oliver's.
Speaker 2 (02:10):
All I'm gonna tell you.
Speaker 8 (02:13):
There are so many Olivers in elementary school right now already.
Speaker 5 (02:16):
Yeah, no surprise there. But the more interesting part of
the report are the unique names that people are choosing
for their pets now, Like lately, we're seeing a huge
spike in names inspired by foods and celebrities.
Speaker 6 (02:30):
Cool.
Speaker 8 (02:31):
I love that, Like a little cat named Marshmallow, my
dog walk popcorn. Oh Yeah.
Speaker 5 (02:37):
For cats, the name Provolone is up five hundred and
nine percent this year.
Speaker 2 (02:42):
Yeah, and his little sister Mozzarella.
Speaker 5 (02:46):
Yeah, along with casserole, burrito, dumpling, like the wine, Taylor
Swift and Harry Styles Alexis, You're not gonna like this,
but pun names for cats, Mini Mews and Leonardo Dicaprimio
are also really big.
Speaker 6 (03:06):
Yeah, DiCaprio.
Speaker 5 (03:09):
For dogs, the name cal Zone is up two hundred
and eleven percent. Other trending names are poutine, pastrami, Cauliflowers, sardine, prosecco,
Kelsey like Travis Jason Plankton, and Sandy cheeks from Spongebobs.
Speaker 7 (03:24):
Oh my god, only if you have like a grubby.
Speaker 4 (03:28):
It's like, what do you have one name that you
gotta go with a theme for all the you know,
the whole cast.
Speaker 5 (03:33):
All my dogs and my family growing up have all
been food names. I thought burger and bagel, Yeah, personally,
and then when I was a kid, we had Kelua, Bosco,
Rollo Bailey and gold Schlager might come.
Speaker 2 (03:44):
From we named kids after alcohol.
Speaker 5 (03:48):
Now Digital Jake, I know has a dog named I
want to say Doritos Locos Taco because he looks like
the taco bell dog. What's his name? I'm not going
to share it.
Speaker 3 (04:02):
Yeah, I can't make you know in this respect, I'm.
Speaker 5 (04:05):
Going don't go with that. Let's get into the tree.
Speaker 6 (04:08):
They're listening right now.
Speaker 5 (04:10):
Let's go with this.
Speaker 9 (04:11):
Today is Lost and Found Day. It's the official celebration
of all the stuff you'd swore you'd never lose but
totally did. Anyway one place where people always seem to
lose and forget their most precious belongings at the worst time.
It's all going through an airport.
Speaker 7 (04:28):
Yeah, because you're always taking stuff out.
Speaker 2 (04:31):
Yeah, I don't break that up. In my family, my
dad threw away his wedding ring on accident.
Speaker 5 (04:37):
That's where I come in accident.
Speaker 9 (04:39):
So today we'll be doing a special Misplaced in the Airspace.
Speaker 5 (04:44):
Edition of twenty of twenty.
Speaker 9 (04:48):
Now I have a list of the top twenty items
that get brought to the Lost and Found at airports
around the country. But I'm taking the top three objects
off the list. That's number one phones, number two laptops
and tablets, and number three wallets and IDs. These are
all too obvious, and everything after that in the game
(05:10):
is fair game. Okay, So we'll start with the woman
who lost her lunch at the airport cocktail lounge. If
too many espresso martinis, that's Alexis, Alexis. I have four
through twenty on the board things most brought to lost
and founds at airports.
Speaker 4 (05:23):
Okay, I'm gonna go because you guys, remember our producer
made a big deal about it when he left his
water bottle at the air.
Speaker 3 (05:30):
Remember he was very upset about that.
Speaker 6 (05:32):
Now it was a nice one he took care of.
Speaker 9 (05:34):
He literally stole my I'm gonna go water bottle, water
bottle number fourteen on the list. I'm gonna take water
bottles and mugs.
Speaker 2 (05:42):
Jeff, we really need to work on your boundaries.
Speaker 5 (05:45):
You can say no, just.
Speaker 2 (05:47):
Don't give it to him. And by the way, stop
borrowing my headphones. That's how boundary works.
Speaker 5 (05:51):
Okay, Brook, we're over to you.
Speaker 8 (05:53):
Okay, I think because I just brought it up with
the dad ring. How about jewelry.
Speaker 9 (06:01):
Jewelry is number thirteen on my list necklaces and watches
that slip off unnoticed. Yeah, Jose, we're over to you.
Speaker 7 (06:09):
Know the first one I want to say, but they
always go back forward obviously.
Speaker 2 (06:13):
But your keys, oh that's a good one.
Speaker 9 (06:15):
Your keys is number four on the list.
Speaker 5 (06:18):
Jose.
Speaker 9 (06:19):
That's the highest answer of car keys, house keys, key chains.
A lot of stuff goes missing, Jeffrey, it's your turn.
Speaker 5 (06:27):
You guys know that I love a good wanding at
the airport, so it can be a little bit distracting
and make me leave some stuff behind. Why do you
ask for the extra search? Yes, I enjoyed the experience.
So the thing is normally I'm leaving a phone number
behind for the TSA, But since this probably has to
be an object, I'm gonna go with business card, Jake.
Speaker 9 (06:48):
Business card did not make my own listens business card?
Speaker 5 (06:54):
Wow for our business for the brook Jeffrey in the
Morning Show.
Speaker 6 (06:58):
You can just tell people to go to our website.
Speaker 2 (06:59):
This is my people are gonna listen. Yes, don't make
us look that flame.
Speaker 10 (07:03):
Please.
Speaker 5 (07:05):
Jeffrey's out, thankfully.
Speaker 6 (07:07):
I want to exchange business.
Speaker 3 (07:09):
I'm gonna go Okay. I always said no phones or laptops.
Speaker 2 (07:11):
We're about chargers like.
Speaker 9 (07:12):
Laptops, charge chargers number sixteen, chargers and power banks going
to take off. There.
Speaker 8 (07:21):
One thing that causes panic if we lose it is
any sort of special toy that my kids have.
Speaker 2 (07:26):
Oh ye, give me toys.
Speaker 9 (07:28):
Toys number nineteen on my list, Tenny Bear's action figures.
Just taking toys in general off the board. Jose, you
got anything for me.
Speaker 7 (07:36):
I'm gonna take a risk here and I'm gonna say
there was one time was well, I'm going to the
airport and some guy got five giant bottles of alcohol confiscated.
So I'm gonna say alcohol like if somebody forgets even
if you have a little mini bottles that you bring on,
you may have forgotten them.
Speaker 9 (07:50):
Alcohol did not make my learning. Alcohol you drink it, ye, Alexis.
It's up down to you and Brook. Next wrong answer.
Speaker 2 (08:00):
I got, I got one in my head that is
gonna just.
Speaker 3 (08:02):
Really Brook, it's Alexis stirred me.
Speaker 2 (08:05):
Bring it.
Speaker 3 (08:06):
Just clothes like your jacket.
Speaker 5 (08:08):
You lost your pants?
Speaker 9 (08:10):
Okay, jacket number nine on the list. They're taking coats
and jackets off the list.
Speaker 2 (08:16):
Don't even throw it to me, Just show me sunglasses.
Speaker 9 (08:18):
Sunglasses number five on the list eyeglasses and sunglasses right
below keys. Alexis very few left.
Speaker 4 (08:25):
You know, I show up to the airport looking real
ugly and I bring makeup along to put on.
Speaker 3 (08:29):
What do you leave behind some makeup.
Speaker 9 (08:30):
Makeup bag number seventeen on the list.
Speaker 8 (08:33):
We are cooking brook show me toothbrush, toothbrush.
Speaker 5 (08:40):
I did not make the list.
Speaker 9 (08:42):
And that means Alexis is one Today's vision up plenty
of twenty.
Speaker 2 (08:46):
Exciting you back at four.
Speaker 9 (08:50):
Yeah, the things you guys missed on the list. Number
eight was scarves ten, travel neck pillow, books was eleven,
strollers was twelve, umbrellas was fifteen, shoes was eighteen, Like
you take them, take them, forget them, or you switch
shoes at security. Number twenty musical instruments.
Speaker 5 (09:09):
Yeah, so Alexis, you get to choose who gets shocked
while singing. All I want for Christmas is you by.
Speaker 2 (09:15):
Mariah care for your business card business.
Speaker 3 (09:17):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (09:17):
I feel attacked for supporting the show, but that's okay.
I don't want love for Christmas. There is just one
thing I don't care about the present underneath the Christmas tree.
That is your shot collar. Question of the day we
got your phones out. Coming up in just a few.
Speaker 10 (09:39):
Minutes, freaking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 5 (09:43):
A question, what does your guys's inner voice sound like?
Speaker 2 (09:48):
Sounds like me, sounds like my normal.
Speaker 5 (09:50):
Like your normal voice.
Speaker 2 (09:51):
Yeah, but it would be cool if I had an
accent or something. Oh, that'd be nice.
Speaker 1 (09:55):
Yeah, one my normal my inner voice was hot, Yeah,
Australian may on or something.
Speaker 5 (10:00):
Yeah, that'll be nice. Weird though, mine sounds like this
a dolphin. Yeah, my inner voice is flipp or the
TV dolphin.
Speaker 2 (10:10):
I'm glad that's a nineteen fifties reference.
Speaker 5 (10:13):
Yeah, nineteen seventies it. Yeah, I don't know why every
single thought I have, it's just a dolphin. I am
kind of hungry now that I think about it. But
coming up, we're going to do a full dive into
all of our inner thoughts. Oh. I'm not sure if
anybody else has a cool celebrity voice inside like mine,
but we're gonna find out during What's on your mind?
Speaker 2 (10:34):
That was a weird analogy the dolphin.
Speaker 5 (10:36):
Okay, thanks for shaming my inner voice. We'll shame each
other more. I have some bad thoughts happening. They're going
to come out right now, it's broken Jeffrey in the
morning and hot tip. If you ever can't think of
a word, just say, oh, I forget the English word
for it. That way people will think you're bilingual instead
(10:59):
of an idiot.
Speaker 2 (11:00):
I mean, I don't know the word in any other
language either remote exactly.
Speaker 5 (11:02):
They don't know that. And on this segment is we
don't pretend to be smart or even mildly. I can't
think of the English word for it, not dumb, is
what I'm trying to say. We just go around the
room for what's on your mind, giving you a tiny
window into our horrifying personal lives. Starting with Brook Brook,
what's on your mind?
Speaker 1 (11:22):
Well, I have found big someone worse than the Grinch
this holiday season.
Speaker 11 (11:28):
Oh men, oh men, general specifically Dad's okay, I'm gonna
tell you it's not just me.
Speaker 2 (11:38):
It's not just me. I have had group text with
my girlfriends. I've chatted with moms on the playground.
Speaker 3 (11:45):
Moms are doing ninety nine.
Speaker 2 (11:46):
Percent of the heavy lifting for all of the holidays.
Speaker 3 (11:49):
There would be no magic. There would be no magic if.
Speaker 2 (11:51):
There was up to the men.
Speaker 5 (11:53):
I could see that. I can see what you're saying.
Speaker 1 (11:55):
I mean the one percent of work they do is
when we're finally on top of a ladder putting the
lights up and we just physically can't reach.
Speaker 2 (12:01):
That is literally the only time they said it.
Speaker 4 (12:03):
They're coming to worry about latter.
Speaker 5 (12:09):
It's a little bit crooked, actually, habit.
Speaker 2 (12:12):
If men were in charge, people would wake up on
Christmas morning and there would be nothing there.
Speaker 1 (12:18):
You'd be lucky if there was a tree in the
living room and that tree would not be decorated.
Speaker 5 (12:22):
You know, you could always switch over to Hanukah because
you don't have to do anything for that holiday.
Speaker 8 (12:28):
I met there's still a woman that is doing supping
for Hanagh and the man isn't showing up.
Speaker 2 (12:35):
Yes, exactly Who's who's got the Manora?
Speaker 5 (12:38):
Definitely a war already, sound like an angry Jewish mother
come to our side.
Speaker 6 (12:44):
I made read everybody.
Speaker 5 (12:51):
Your mind.
Speaker 7 (12:52):
Well, my usual massage place has canceled on me three
out of the last four months. But this weekend I
decided I really do want a massage, so I treated
myself and I booked a fancy spa place, new place.
Speaker 6 (13:07):
This is a real like fancy.
Speaker 7 (13:08):
Fancy place, okay, And there's a waiting room and I
go in and there's like four other women all drinking
wine in their robe. So I go in the corner
and I overhear one of the girls being like, I
really am thinking about doing Reichy on my husband, but I.
Speaker 6 (13:24):
Don't think he'll do it.
Speaker 12 (13:27):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (13:27):
I'm sorry, I don't know, Jeff.
Speaker 5 (13:30):
Do you know it brings the magic of the holidays
out of.
Speaker 3 (13:32):
The Yeah, some type of spiritual thing.
Speaker 5 (13:36):
You your husband, it's a spiritual thing, right.
Speaker 7 (13:41):
So she's like, well, maybe I can do it in
his sleep, but I need his consent, and her friend goes, girl,
you don't need his permission, Like.
Speaker 5 (13:47):
He's your husband.
Speaker 7 (13:49):
She goes, Hey, we're looking out for his energy, you're
looking out for his chakras.
Speaker 3 (13:53):
Just do it in his sleep.
Speaker 6 (13:54):
She goes, sometimes I saved my husband in.
Speaker 13 (13:57):
His page.
Speaker 3 (14:00):
What you do to a haunted house?
Speaker 13 (14:01):
I thought.
Speaker 3 (14:02):
I was like, what is happening?
Speaker 6 (14:04):
All the girls laugh, Remember they're all drinking wine.
Speaker 5 (14:06):
They're like this is the rich people.
Speaker 7 (14:09):
And whole time I'm like, I need to help these
ladies husbands, Like I need to get a hold of them.
Speaker 5 (14:15):
They're being trick broke, upset.
Speaker 8 (14:17):
Well, I don't, you're not going to find them in
the mall shopping for Christmas presents.
Speaker 7 (14:23):
Well, if there's some husbands out there, you're waking up
feeling weird or hypnotized, it was your wife.
Speaker 3 (14:29):
Don't focus on the bad. Maybe the week kept feeling amazing.
Speaker 5 (14:31):
I know, because it was she just expelled your demons
in the middle of the night. Come on, alexis's on
your mind.
Speaker 4 (14:37):
So I went to an Italian restaurant last night I
haven't been to before, and it was on que inside.
I'm sitting down and then that's when I realized there's
a person going around playing guitar at the tables, and
then another with an accordion.
Speaker 5 (14:53):
The authentic Italian experience.
Speaker 3 (14:55):
I wasn't as excited as you are.
Speaker 4 (14:59):
Please do not come to my table, because what are
you supposed to.
Speaker 2 (15:03):
Do, Like you're supposed to clap and listen. That's what
I was afraid.
Speaker 3 (15:08):
So I'm like, please don't, please don't. And then obviously
they eventually come over.
Speaker 4 (15:12):
Yeah, yes, and they was from my ear.
Speaker 3 (15:14):
They're like, are you celebrating anything? I'm like no.
Speaker 4 (15:17):
They're like, are you sure you're not celebrating a birthday?
Speaker 3 (15:20):
I was like no, They're like no, event.
Speaker 5 (15:22):
Nobody comes here unless it's for a great occasion, literally
must have.
Speaker 4 (15:25):
I was like, no, actually nothing, hoping they'd leave no
straight into a Christmas.
Speaker 2 (15:29):
Song and.
Speaker 7 (15:31):
Then they'd be like, we got nothing to celebrate.
Speaker 3 (15:36):
No, I don't know what you do exactly.
Speaker 2 (15:38):
I'm like, can I eat while they're singing?
Speaker 4 (15:40):
I just stare at them, and then I was afraid
I have to give them money.
Speaker 5 (15:43):
But I didn't know they do enjoy it when you
stick a full French loaf into your mouth. That's what
I do.
Speaker 3 (15:50):
I don't have to try that next time.
Speaker 4 (15:54):
Yeah, it was really uncomfortable in the longest three minute
Christmas song in my life. Great food will not return,
all right, Jeffy, what's on your mind?
Speaker 5 (16:04):
Well, I'm really looking forward to going on vacation during Christmas.
I'm going to Hawaii. Yeah, very excited, but I gotta
say I am already a little bit unhappy about the
trip before I've even gone. It's because I want to
see whales. It turns out whales season doesn't start until January,
(16:28):
so I'm really bombed feeling like I'm going there and
I'm not going to see any whales.
Speaker 1 (16:32):
Well, maybe there'll be an old whale that shows up
really early, like my parents do to the airport.
Speaker 5 (16:36):
You but I want to see like sprightly young whales
jumping about of the water and doing stuff. So I
did some research and I found this guy who does
kind of off market tourism.
Speaker 2 (16:48):
Okay, I'm into this. What do you got.
Speaker 1 (16:51):
Yes, you're getting in the back of a pickup truck.
Speaker 2 (16:54):
You're doing it right.
Speaker 5 (16:54):
Yeah, I don't know about the pickup truck situation, but
he said for a little bit extra cash, he'll offer
to take me farther out into the ocean where the
whales are like really deep out sketchy. I talked to
him on the phone about it, and I was like
going over some of the details. He has a rule
where you have to wear double life jackets. Okay, I
(17:16):
don't know why, like why he does the rules, but
he says things happen sometimes, but that's why you double
jacket to be extra cautious. Also, I'm not allowed to
bring a phone with me. He said, there can't be
a record of the trip. Well because he's like not
licensed or whatever. It is, like he could get in trouble.
(17:37):
So I don't want I don't want that to happen.
And the last thing we talked about though, I was like,
but we're definitely gonna see whales, right, and then he laughed.
He was like, of course, yeah, so.
Speaker 6 (17:48):
I see him at the bottom of the ocean.
Speaker 5 (17:50):
Yeah, well, if I get even closer, that'd be even better.
Speaker 1 (17:54):
You can't get to the bottom of the ocean with
double life jackets.
Speaker 5 (17:59):
I don't know. I just have to get on that
boat and see how it all works. But I'm very
excited to get deeper out into the oceans. Yes, that's
what's on our minds. You could text into seven eight, five,
nine two and tell us what's been on yours. It's
Brook and Jeffrey in the morning. It's Brook and Jeffrey
in the morning. Have we checked the textboard yet.
Speaker 14 (18:16):
Yes.
Speaker 2 (18:17):
I've been totally writing people back all morning. It's awesome.
I love when people text in.
Speaker 5 (18:21):
Oh, okay, explains why people stopped writing Okay, here's here's
a couple. This text says, Laser stories is the best.
I always do the accent when you have the dumb
guy do it on the radio. Yeah, excuse that is
our dumb producer boyd. Best British accent since Ron Weasley
went through puberty, so watch your tone. Another text said,
(18:44):
y'all sparkle my morning so hard. I usually don't stop
smiling till I'm out at night. Love you much.
Speaker 2 (18:49):
What happens that's when starts?
Speaker 1 (18:53):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (18:54):
I picture of the joker with like a perma smile,
laughing all day though. Another text says, this one is
from Jersey. Where can I listen to your show?
Speaker 2 (19:03):
Oh cool?
Speaker 5 (19:04):
If you do want to listen, We're available on all
the podcast platforms Apple, Spotify and now on the dark
web too. Just search at Brook and Jeffrey and you
can listen there.
Speaker 1 (19:13):
Yeah, or you can find the closest radio city next
to you and go to how to listen on the
Brook Jeffrey website.
Speaker 5 (19:18):
I thought you meant drive over to your local closest
city radio.
Speaker 2 (19:22):
Yeah, I guess I said it backwards.
Speaker 3 (19:25):
Yeah, here what I meant, right?
Speaker 2 (19:26):
You go to Brooknjeffrey dot com slash how to listen.
Speaker 10 (19:29):
Yeah, Brooke and Jeffrey.
Speaker 5 (19:31):
In the morning, twas the night before Christmas, and all
through the house my whole family was sleeping except for
my spouse.
Speaker 12 (19:42):
Wow.
Speaker 5 (19:42):
The place smelled of sweat and gingerbread baking. But hark
from the other room. Why is the Christmas tree shaking?
Speaker 3 (19:49):
Oh what's happening?
Speaker 5 (19:50):
He so down the stairs fast. I ran in a flutter,
and there found my wife hooking up with my mother.
Speaker 8 (19:58):
Oh your wife, please tell you this is a weird dream.
Speaker 15 (20:04):
Jack let a screen to show I'm disgusted and shared
what I saw on a holiday edition of Busted. Unfaithful
women and scandalous men telling their cheating stories coming up
at sevent ten.
Speaker 10 (20:19):
Good ending sneaky husbands, two timing lives, live, bad boyfriends,
and even worse girlfriends.
Speaker 5 (20:28):
They thought they could get away with that, but now
they're about to get busted. It's the radio segment that
does not blame you for bringing mistletoe to your kids.
Parent teacher comments, Wait, we yeah, because we're doing a
special holiday edition of Busted, where our listeners are going
(20:48):
to share some stories and how they caught their exes
rocking around somebody else's Christmas tree during the holidays. We've
got our listeners ready to unburden themselves share some of
their holiday heartbreaks. We're gonna start with Rachel, tell us
how you busted your significant other.
Speaker 16 (21:03):
Okay, so one year, my boyfriend decided he was going
to try to hide all of his gifts from me
so I wouldn't find them.
Speaker 2 (21:09):
Wait, only one year he did that. The rest of
the years he.
Speaker 16 (21:12):
Just left about Well, I'm a notorious snooper. You know,
he shakes the boxes you find out what's in him,
and I just I can't help myself.
Speaker 1 (21:23):
Okay, So he worked extra hard to ensure a surprise
for you.
Speaker 17 (21:27):
I wouldn't say extra hard.
Speaker 5 (21:30):
Why.
Speaker 16 (21:32):
Yeah, So not only was he dumb enough to hide it,
just like in his closet on the floor.
Speaker 5 (21:38):
I was at a bad hiding spot. Yeah, I got
to change some stuff.
Speaker 16 (21:43):
This is it was like he wanted me to find it,
and like he wanted me to find the two other
gifts that were wrapped and labeled with coast its right
next to it, one for Tinder Sarah and the other
four Tinder Tina.
Speaker 8 (21:57):
And he couldn't just write Sarah and Tina.
Speaker 6 (22:01):
We have to like, okay, which one's which?
Speaker 2 (22:04):
Yes, He's like, this is what I have her saved
in as in my phones.
Speaker 5 (22:07):
Oh my god, that's so horrible to find that. What
did you do?
Speaker 16 (22:10):
Honestly, I didn't say anything. What I just kind of
sat on it and waited until we did our gift exchange,
and then I brought his big, big gift.
Speaker 17 (22:21):
It was a giant box inside with a suitcase sold
with all of good clothes.
Speaker 6 (22:27):
That's a good present.
Speaker 5 (22:28):
Oh you guys are going on a vacation together. That's
so fun.
Speaker 2 (22:31):
I bet he was so confused.
Speaker 16 (22:35):
It was very much a merry Christmas, leave my life
for every think you good?
Speaker 5 (22:38):
I Oh yeah, still not the worst Christmas I've ever had.
Speaker 2 (22:42):
So around.
Speaker 5 (22:44):
Yeah, let's go to Michael. Tell us how you busted
your significant other.
Speaker 14 (22:48):
So my girlfriend is nanny to a little four year
old girl, right sweet. So one day I stopped by
after work to go see her, and they were outside
making no man. They even put clothes on both the snowmen,
right yeah. And it looked like a guy and girl
snowman holding hands.
Speaker 5 (23:07):
Oh so it's adorable.
Speaker 12 (23:10):
Yeah. Sure.
Speaker 14 (23:11):
So I asked the little girl if that was supposed
to be me and my girlfriend Heidi.
Speaker 2 (23:15):
H yeah.
Speaker 14 (23:16):
She She then tells me no, it was Heidi and
the other guy who visits and kisses Heidi.
Speaker 2 (23:26):
Oh brutally honest.
Speaker 14 (23:31):
Ye, speaking of brutal honesty. Then she points to the
abs she drew on the snowman and says, yeah, he
has these, and you don't a.
Speaker 2 (23:41):
Why is the four year old seeing this guy shirt?
Speaker 6 (23:45):
Guy's got an.
Speaker 2 (23:47):
Already is a little question. But nanny's bringing the boyfriend around.
But two boyfriends.
Speaker 5 (23:51):
Maybe there's a swimming pool in the backyard, or let's
just say that.
Speaker 6 (23:55):
Hope for that.
Speaker 5 (23:56):
All right, we got time for one more. Let's go
to Maggie. Maggie, tell us how you busted your significant other.
Speaker 17 (24:02):
Okay, so my boyfriend I thought it'd be fun to
take pictures of the Mambastanna. So we go down there
and we get in line, and the whole time we're
in line, one of the female alf assistants is flirting
with him like big time, just like obviously, and I'm
getting annoyed, but you know, I was just trying to
(24:25):
ignore it because we're doing something fun and you're going
to be gone so quick.
Speaker 12 (24:29):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (24:30):
Yeah, I mean, and if you're starting, can you at
least like let us cut to the front.
Speaker 9 (24:33):
Yeah.
Speaker 17 (24:36):
And so when the picture is done, I go to
pay and when I turn around, my boyfriend's gone. I
can't find him anywhere.
Speaker 12 (24:44):
Or the elf.
Speaker 17 (24:45):
Oh I know. I look over at the shack, which
was like cold, stand's workshop and I see two other
like female alf assistants kind of smirking me guarding the door.
So I ran, I know, I ran around to the
window and let me just say, my boyfriend definitely made
the naughty list.
Speaker 11 (25:06):
Oh yeah, yeah to keep the pictures.
Speaker 17 (25:11):
Well yeah, they wouldn't refund me for the picture on
top of that. Yes cool, yes, yeah, yeah, yeah I
had it and then I burned it, So.
Speaker 12 (25:25):
There we go there. Wow.
Speaker 5 (25:27):
And just on a side note, which Santa did you
go visit? Which man was that one at? We need
to know.
Speaker 18 (25:33):
I'm not going to out you on that one. Yeah,
Sanna's not It's not Santa's Falls. So yeah, they're making
more than just toys this Christmas apparently.
Speaker 5 (25:46):
Well, thank you for sharing that with us. Text in
seven eight, five nine to hit up our textport. If
you have a funny story about how you caught one
of your exes cheating, you could be on the next
normal edition of Busted. That was your holiday version. We
got your phone tap coming up.
Speaker 10 (26:00):
Next, brooking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 5 (26:03):
We're getting closer and closer to the top phone tap
of the year as we continue are countdown. We're at
number three today. This is huge and this one Brook
calls a guy whose job is to answer those one
eight hundred how's my driving calls? You know, from trucks
on the road. People actually call those, and he's definitely
(26:25):
gotten some bizarre and strange feedback before. Guaranteed he's never
had one like this. That's why it's your number three
phone tab of the year right now.
Speaker 7 (26:35):
It's Brook and Jeffries ten phone taps of Christmas number three.
Speaker 19 (26:42):
For transport services this as well. How can I help you?
Speaker 2 (26:45):
Hi?
Speaker 7 (26:46):
Hi?
Speaker 3 (26:46):
I saw this on the back of a truck. It
says how's my driving? And there's like a phone number.
Speaker 19 (26:53):
Yeah, this is the place to call. Do you have
a truck ID number that you're calling about?
Speaker 9 (26:57):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (26:58):
Yeah, I wouldn't it.
Speaker 19 (27:01):
Okay, can you tell me take that down real quick?
Speaker 3 (27:04):
XP DASH six seven night. I'm actually following it right now.
Speaker 19 (27:12):
Okay, you got it. Did you have a complaint or
a comment you would like to log or ask me about?
Speaker 3 (27:19):
Actually I have a compliment.
Speaker 19 (27:23):
Okay, so he's driving, Well then I just.
Speaker 3 (27:26):
Think he is rather good looking.
Speaker 19 (27:31):
Oh okay, Well, this is which isn't like a way
to like connect you with the driver. It's more the weekend.
Speaker 3 (27:39):
Mon really hear you right now.
Speaker 11 (27:41):
But I just have a quick question because I'm a
so many he's single.
Speaker 19 (27:49):
I don't know why you would assume that I drove.
Speaker 11 (27:51):
Next to him. I drove next to him, and I
did that horn pole thing you know, dud dude, oh my,
and there was no ring on that hand.
Speaker 19 (28:01):
So my question, well, that's interesting. I don't know why
you're telling me all this.
Speaker 3 (28:04):
Because just wait, listen, I need his name.
Speaker 20 (28:07):
Oh, Unfortunately, I'm not able to disclose that information to callers.
Speaker 3 (28:12):
I mean, you you have a seamy radio. Can you
just like deliver a message from me? Then?
Speaker 20 (28:19):
No, that would actually be a breach in our contract
with our drivers.
Speaker 3 (28:22):
Rosebud over and out.
Speaker 11 (28:23):
There's a lady following you who thinks you are sexy?
Speaker 3 (28:28):
Right, gee is sexy too?
Speaker 19 (28:31):
Yeah.
Speaker 20 (28:32):
I will need to end this call unless there's anything
that I need to address about their driving.
Speaker 3 (28:38):
No, what you know what? Can you just leave him
a message from me? Hmm, it's really quick.
Speaker 11 (28:45):
I just need you to tell him when he stopped
to get gas at exit thirty nine, I was just
joking about putting an air tag on his truck.
Speaker 19 (28:53):
Oh damn, come on, No, Okay.
Speaker 3 (28:57):
I wasn't joking.
Speaker 19 (28:59):
He did do that. Okay, it didn't come.
Speaker 11 (29:01):
Off as flirty as I wanted it to. I don't know,
maybe it sounded like threatening.
Speaker 12 (29:07):
I'll tell you what.
Speaker 19 (29:07):
I'm gonna take your name down.
Speaker 3 (29:09):
Wait are you hitting on me?
Speaker 19 (29:11):
It's quite the opposite, ma'am.
Speaker 20 (29:13):
I'm actually concerned about you and the safety of our driver.
Speaker 3 (29:16):
Now, you could just tell him it's the hottie and
the Red Civic.
Speaker 19 (29:19):
Okay, that's a Red Civic. What's the year of that?
Speaker 3 (29:22):
Oh? No, one never tells her age.
Speaker 19 (29:26):
Okay, this is troubling, man. You should probably turn around
and go home.
Speaker 3 (29:30):
You can make a U turn on a freeway.
Speaker 19 (29:33):
No no, ma'am. If you made a U turn on
a highway, that wouldn't be safe or legal.
Speaker 3 (29:38):
You like, I've never been arrested before.
Speaker 19 (29:42):
Okay, that's funny.
Speaker 3 (29:44):
That's funny. Listen.
Speaker 11 (29:45):
If you're not gonna give me his information, can you
just tell him that my address is on my brazier
so he could just.
Speaker 3 (29:52):
Send it back.
Speaker 19 (29:54):
Okay.
Speaker 20 (29:54):
I absolutely will not do that, and I hope your
brazier is nowhere on or near our vehicle.
Speaker 3 (29:59):
I signed I'm brawn. I put it in his passenger seat.
Yeah what well, I tossed it in there because back
at the diner he left the window open a crack.
Oh man, I introduced myself. I didn't want to look
like a stalker.
Speaker 9 (30:12):
Man.
Speaker 20 (30:13):
That's exactly what you're doing by not following my directions
and not listening to me right now.
Speaker 11 (30:17):
Oh, I also rot on the backside of the bra
I wrote down my favorite radio show Broken Jeffrey in
the Morning.
Speaker 20 (30:25):
I don't even see how that's relevant. I need you
to hang up the phone and turn off the net
and stop following.
Speaker 11 (30:30):
They're the ones that do the break phone calls, you know,
like this one that you're.
Speaker 3 (30:35):
On right now.
Speaker 5 (30:37):
What can you not.
Speaker 3 (30:39):
You can't hear me?
Speaker 2 (30:40):
Maybe maybe can you hear me better?
Speaker 19 (30:42):
Now?
Speaker 5 (30:43):
This is actually.
Speaker 19 (30:45):
Why is the driving stopped?
Speaker 8 (30:47):
Because this is actually Broke from the radio show Broke
and Jeffrey in the Morning, and I'm I'm in a
radio studio right now, and that was just a sound effect.
Speaker 19 (30:54):
Oh my god, what are you kidding me?
Speaker 1 (31:00):
No, your boss Elena wrote us and said, it's your
one year anniversary at your job.
Speaker 3 (31:05):
Congratulations.
Speaker 20 (31:06):
Oh no, oh man, No, we've had people follow our
drivers before.
Speaker 2 (31:13):
Oh she told me that.
Speaker 3 (31:14):
She said, you deal with a lot of weirdos.
Speaker 20 (31:17):
Yeah, but most of them don't sign a bra and
put it in the driver's seat.
Speaker 1 (31:21):
Oh that was actually my favorite one, So I do
need that back if you could send it to the
radio station.
Speaker 19 (31:26):
No wait, did you wait? No, you're kidding.
Speaker 10 (31:31):
That was your number three phone tap of twenty twenty five,
freaking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 5 (31:38):
For sure, the most annoying part of dating apps isn't
the constant scrolling, or the inappropriate DMS, or even coming
across Brook's secret cougar match profile again again and again.
Speaker 6 (31:52):
The job boys don't get bit.
Speaker 5 (31:56):
It's all the wasted energy that you put in getting
to know somebody really, really well, only to never actually
meet up with them in person.
Speaker 2 (32:07):
So frustrating. I mean it sounds like it's well.
Speaker 5 (32:14):
Our listener on the phone says he's been there too
many times and now he has a method to eliminate
that headache and get right to the good stuff. You're
gonna hear it in a second date update right after
this second date update. If you ask me and Brook,
you'll probably agree with this. The dating world needs more ultimatums.
Speaker 1 (32:36):
No job, Yes, No, ults are not ever good.
Speaker 5 (32:41):
Ever, I think maybe we need them because the more
listeners we talk to, everybody seems so indecisive, so wishy washy, like,
oh maybe I'll date her, or maybe that other hot girl,
or maybe I'll just stick with my wife. I don't
really know here ultimatum suddenly sounding good, hombra.
Speaker 2 (33:01):
Yeah, they stick to your wife? Like, what is happening?
Speaker 9 (33:05):
MT.
Speaker 5 (33:06):
That's why I appreciate somebody who's actually willing to lay
all their cards down on the table and say this
is it, Take it or leave it. Apparently that's how
our listener, Dustin rolls ultimatum style. Well that's the vibe
I got from his email, Dustin, Welcome to the show.
Speaker 12 (33:24):
Hey, how's it going?
Speaker 13 (33:25):
Guys?
Speaker 1 (33:26):
Hey, you sound like such a nice guy for being
such a badassholetimatum maker.
Speaker 5 (33:31):
Yeah, tell me if I was wrong. But it sounds
like you like to play the dating game a little
bit more straightforward.
Speaker 12 (33:36):
Yeah, totally, let's go, man. I mean, I don't have
that much time left. I'm not going to sit down
and text all day.
Speaker 3 (33:44):
I want to extend.
Speaker 5 (33:45):
Do you do this?
Speaker 12 (33:46):
Here's my new role now when I talk to people,
it's like if I don't meet up with them right away,
it pretty much just kind of sizzles out.
Speaker 2 (33:53):
Okay, I mean I can see how that could happen.
Speaker 5 (33:56):
If you don't do that, you'll get strung along for
weeks and months and never did that person?
Speaker 2 (34:01):
What is right away to you? What does that mean?
Speaker 12 (34:04):
Yeah? I think like forty eight to seventy two hours
we should at least have like some kind of plan
to hang out. But like if that plan's not established
and it's probably never gonna work out.
Speaker 5 (34:13):
Yeah, that's actually.
Speaker 6 (34:14):
Kind of a rule.
Speaker 1 (34:15):
I kind of like that rule, like it's respecting everybody's time.
Speaker 5 (34:19):
Yeah, dating runs on deadlines, and so that's good.
Speaker 2 (34:21):
Esse.
Speaker 5 (34:22):
You gave Jessica the dating deadline.
Speaker 12 (34:25):
Well, I don't know. She I ended up just getting
her number and then I pretty much like kind of
took the conversation elsewhere off the app and then started
texting from there.
Speaker 4 (34:34):
I feel like that's an important step because otherwise the app,
you don't open it, you know, you don't reply, Yeah,
I don't.
Speaker 5 (34:39):
Check this person. So once it got off of the apps,
how did you and Jessica vibe?
Speaker 12 (34:45):
She's really really funny, So she pretty much was just
saying like, hey, long time, no chat?
Speaker 1 (34:51):
Okay, okay, did you turn it into an in person
date pretty quickly?
Speaker 12 (34:55):
Yeah? We went out for pizza. I love pizza.
Speaker 2 (34:58):
Was it in person?
Speaker 5 (35:00):
Oh?
Speaker 12 (35:00):
You want to know the crazy part about that? Yes?
Speaker 2 (35:03):
Obviously that's the only part I want to know part.
Speaker 5 (35:07):
We'll start with the crazy part first.
Speaker 6 (35:09):
Start there.
Speaker 12 (35:09):
She looked really different from the photos that went on
the profile. Different, not like a cat fish. I mean
she was still like super cute, like for sure, but
like different different, like different.
Speaker 1 (35:25):
Okay again, no, do you mean like she colored her
hair a different color.
Speaker 6 (35:31):
Maybe a full face tattoo that wasn't there before.
Speaker 12 (35:34):
No, nothing like that, but that would have been like
totally cool.
Speaker 5 (35:37):
Okay. Overall though, you liked what you saw in person.
Speaker 12 (35:44):
Yeah, she was cute. It was just different than what
I expected. But could this be my perspective? A lot
of the photos she had she was wearing sunglasses, so
you could be misjudged through that.
Speaker 5 (35:55):
Oh yeah, sunglasses now cover like seventy percent of the
face to tell who they are. So now that we've
covered the crazy, that a crazy part. Now that we've
covered all the crazy parts of the date, bring us
to the boring You know, mushy stuff. Oh yeah, yeah,
that's my favorite. Jose wants to know how the rest
of the date went.
Speaker 12 (36:13):
Everything was normal about the date, but then there was
like this one part that was really weird.
Speaker 5 (36:18):
Okay, going back to crazy again.
Speaker 12 (36:20):
It wasn't like super crazy, but it was just like
one of those another different things than I thought.
Speaker 2 (36:26):
Okay, what happened?
Speaker 12 (36:28):
Well, on her profile, like she talks about like pilates,
and a bunch of like pilates stuff is on her profile.
All right, Yeah, so I was kind of I thought
that was kind of cool about her. But every time
I would talk to her about pilates, I swear she
would just kept redirecting the conversation into something else.
Speaker 2 (36:48):
Huh.
Speaker 12 (36:49):
Weird.
Speaker 1 (36:49):
So it's either like, you know, it feels like she
either lied on her bio or you're talking to a
different person than what you're thinking.
Speaker 3 (36:58):
But I mean using girls.
Speaker 5 (37:01):
But Alexis, you put stuff in your profile that you
don't actually care much about. It's more of like a
I love sports.
Speaker 8 (37:08):
I do like a collegiate athletes, more athletic than you.
Speaker 6 (37:15):
Jack.
Speaker 5 (37:16):
But she also says that she enjoys baseball, even though
she thinks it has a half time in.
Speaker 3 (37:20):
Enjoyed that half times in the game.
Speaker 6 (37:23):
Not halftime after construction the second inning.
Speaker 5 (37:26):
Jack, I'm just saying maybe she isn't fully into Pilate's
as much as she claims.
Speaker 3 (37:33):
On says easier prompt to put on there, and I.
Speaker 1 (37:36):
Will say there is there is a phenomenon right now
that if you aren't a die hard fan of something,
you're not allowed to say that you like it.
Speaker 5 (37:43):
You know, how long has it been since you last
spoke to Jessica.
Speaker 12 (37:48):
It's been like six days.
Speaker 5 (37:50):
Oh no, which is a long time.
Speaker 1 (37:51):
When you were moving so quick, you know, you had
a pacing going, and it's dead.
Speaker 12 (37:56):
I don't understand because we both had such a great time.
She said, she had a great time.
Speaker 5 (38:01):
You know, let's try and keep the great times going
when we come back and we give this girl another
ultimatum and saying, I am it's either go out with
Dustin now or lose him forever.
Speaker 6 (38:14):
That's always the Yeah, that's.
Speaker 5 (38:16):
Just yeah, it just sounds more scary if you say ultimatum.
We're going to come back and do it with your
second date right after this, So hold on today's second
date update begs the question, can you fully trust what
you see in someone's dating profile, because our listener Dustin
(38:38):
met up with a woman from Bumble who looked a
little different than her picture. Not bad though, just different,
like a good, good different. And even though her bio
talked about pilates a lot, she didn't really want to
discuss it much on their date, which is kind of strange.
To be fair, my old dating profile said I'm Jewish,
but any woman who met up with me would discover
(39:00):
I'm not kosher and not good with money, so probably
equally confusing that.
Speaker 2 (39:06):
That's a really good point, Jeff, Yeah, I.
Speaker 5 (39:08):
Mean you can't trust it fully from the dating profile.
The good news is Dustin, despite the differences, really had
a good time with her. Yeah, it felt like they
vibed in ways he hasn't in the two years that
he has spent on this half before.
Speaker 1 (39:22):
God, I really want this to work out for you,
justin just because you have put in the time and
the effort and you seem like a good guy.
Speaker 12 (39:28):
Yeah, thanks a lot, Brooke, I really do appreciate that
about you.
Speaker 5 (39:32):
Yeah, oh, you.
Speaker 6 (39:33):
Appreciate that she compliments you.
Speaker 5 (39:34):
Well, her her fingers are crossed right now when she
said that, So Yeah, you.
Speaker 2 (39:39):
Don wanted to tell everybody everything.
Speaker 5 (39:41):
Okay, I feel like there is some part of Brook
that really is rooting for you today, justin yes, I am.
Speaker 1 (39:46):
I think this is going to be a simple like
miscommunication or something.
Speaker 12 (39:50):
You know, I mean, yeah, possibly, I mean, I don't know.
As long as you guys get me another date.
Speaker 5 (39:55):
Yeah, all right, all right, Well, let's style Jessica right now.
We'll see if she picks up and hopefully has a
simple explanation for why she hasn't hit you back colin
her right now? Here we go. Hello, Hey is this Jessica?
Speaker 19 (40:15):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (40:17):
Hey, Jill, She's so cute. I know. It's so nice
to talk to someone who's like positive and perky when
we talk to them. Because we're doing a second Date Update,
most of.
Speaker 6 (40:27):
Our listeners are like, who is this?
Speaker 2 (40:28):
Yeah?
Speaker 19 (40:31):
I'm sorry?
Speaker 12 (40:31):
What? Yeah?
Speaker 5 (40:34):
Sorry, I've got threw a lot at you. We're a
radio show called Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning, which
you're on right now. Congratulations. Hi, okay, Hi, And this
segment is called second Date Update. I don't know if
you've heard it before, but it's a thing where if
somebody blows you off and you're not sure why, we
can try to call that person for you to maybe
(40:54):
figure out if there's a reason for it.
Speaker 13 (40:57):
Okay, I I didn't blow anyone off.
Speaker 2 (41:02):
What Yeah, I mean, I guess I'm not talking.
Speaker 1 (41:05):
She said six I mean he said six days. So
maybe that's not blowing someone off to you. Maybe that's
not enough time.
Speaker 5 (41:11):
Yeah, because six days ago you went out with a
guy who, at least according to him, felt like you
had a really good connection. Afterwards, he feels like you've
been pulling away a little bit. His name is Dustin.
Speaker 2 (41:24):
Oh my gosh, I forgot about that one. Huh.
Speaker 5 (41:28):
Oh my gosh.
Speaker 13 (41:32):
I'm not trying to blow him off. I just don't
know what to do.
Speaker 5 (41:36):
Oh, Okay, I think.
Speaker 2 (41:37):
It's pretty simple. You should text him and go out
with him again.
Speaker 6 (41:40):
No.
Speaker 13 (41:40):
I mean, like, I don't know how much she told
you or what you know, But I actually matched with
Dustin a year and a half ago.
Speaker 1 (41:49):
A year and a half way, he said that you
guys just met on the app.
Speaker 2 (41:53):
And that you Yeah.
Speaker 13 (41:54):
So when I got a text from him like a
week ago, I was kind of confused. This was like, wait,
this is weird, just kind of out of the blue.
But I was just like, whatever, and I was just like,
long time, no chat.
Speaker 3 (42:06):
Oh yeah.
Speaker 1 (42:06):
He says that you made a joke that you were
joking because you had just been chatting with him.
Speaker 13 (42:12):
It wasn't a joke. It really was a long time.
Speaker 2 (42:15):
Oh my god.
Speaker 5 (42:15):
Waits.
Speaker 1 (42:18):
So you hadn't talked to Dustin in a year and
a half on an app at all, is what you're saying.
Speaker 17 (42:24):
Right, It was just a year and a half ago.
Speaker 13 (42:26):
You never replied to one of my texts, ok, And
then all of a sudden, Yeah, I get a text
from him.
Speaker 2 (42:31):
And then you guys went to pizza, right, you did meet.
Speaker 13 (42:34):
Up, right, we got pizza, And I was kind of like,
I wonder why all of a sudden he wants to
talk to me now. But I was like, I remember
he and I got along really well on Bubble, and
so I was just like, yeah, sure, let's get pizza.
Speaker 1 (42:46):
And is he in a coma for a year and
a half and he doesn't told us you went from
the app to that.
Speaker 5 (42:51):
Yeah, he made a year and a half And that
seems like a big miscommunication. What about that?
Speaker 2 (42:55):
It has to be the same person.
Speaker 13 (42:57):
It's the same like kept talking about pilates and how
like he kept asking about it, and I was like, oh,
He's like, I don't have that in my bio.
Speaker 6 (43:06):
That's the other girl.
Speaker 5 (43:07):
Oh no.
Speaker 13 (43:09):
But then I was like, oh my gosh, Jessica is
a really common name and thinking about it, and I
was like, oh, shoot.
Speaker 5 (43:19):
You think that he went out with the wrong Jessica
or texted the wrong Jessica in his fam I mean.
Speaker 13 (43:25):
Like it it could have been another Jessica from Bumble.
Speaker 6 (43:29):
Wait, wait, the Dustin Bumble. He probably has multiple Jessica Bumbles.
That makes so much sense.
Speaker 2 (43:35):
Did you have fun?
Speaker 1 (43:37):
I did?
Speaker 10 (43:37):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (43:38):
No, I had a lot of fun with him, even
though you had to keep dodging his questions about pilates.
Speaker 10 (43:44):
Yeah.
Speaker 13 (43:44):
I mean, honestly, I didn't know what to say. I
was kind of embarrassed, but like, we were really enjoying ourselves.
Speaker 5 (43:51):
So this makes sense why Dustin told us that she
didn't look like the pictures from the girl that he
matched with a couple of weeks ago.
Speaker 13 (43:58):
Wait, he said that, but he added.
Speaker 1 (44:01):
That you were super cute. It's not like it was
a disappointment. I think that's important to know.
Speaker 7 (44:06):
I also say, you're both in the spot because he's like,
I don't know where to go from here?
Speaker 6 (44:11):
And she just said, I don't know where to go
from here.
Speaker 5 (44:13):
Yeah, they're both in limbo.
Speaker 3 (44:15):
This is kind of perfect.
Speaker 5 (44:16):
Well, yeah, I guess that's it. Sorry, no, no, tell.
Speaker 1 (44:20):
Her, Jeff tell her. She doesn't know how to tell him,
and now she doesn't even have to.
Speaker 5 (44:24):
I guess the other option is if you are interested.
Dustin has been listening to this call on the other
phone line.
Speaker 2 (44:30):
Yeah, he knows everything.
Speaker 5 (44:32):
Oh my gosh, if he hasn't fainted already, Dustin you.
Speaker 12 (44:38):
There, Holy I can't believe this happened. I'm such an idiot.
Speaker 3 (44:43):
I'm such an idiot.
Speaker 12 (44:46):
You guys were talking about it. I was looking through
my phone and I saw all the different Jessica bumbles.
Speaker 13 (44:52):
Oh how many Jessica have you been talking to?
Speaker 5 (45:00):
I don't know.
Speaker 12 (45:01):
I mean, I'm embarrassed though, I mean, I'm I'm so sorry.
Speaker 17 (45:05):
Yeah.
Speaker 13 (45:06):
When you cut springing up Pilates, I was like, what
why did he bringing this up?
Speaker 2 (45:10):
Like?
Speaker 13 (45:10):
Did you want to see a move?
Speaker 12 (45:14):
I wouldn't know what you're talking about, but I know,
I know now. I just I thought it was very
interesting at the time. That's all.
Speaker 5 (45:21):
He was only asking because he thought that you were
super interested in it. But that was a different Jessica Bumble.
Speaker 1 (45:27):
I mean, now you need to maybe tell him what
are your hobbies in interest because he has no idea.
Speaker 13 (45:33):
I actually love soccer and I love hiking, and I
speak a little French and yeah, I.
Speaker 12 (45:41):
Think I remember that from a year and a half ago.
Speaker 5 (45:43):
Oka or was that the other Jessica Bumble like Jessica
Bumble number four.
Speaker 6 (45:48):
Oh that's right.
Speaker 1 (45:51):
You could have saved so much time and headache in
your life if you would have just gone out a
year and a half ago.
Speaker 12 (45:59):
Grow all right again, I'm just such an idiot.
Speaker 5 (46:04):
Women do like hearing that, So that's a good thing
for you to start saying. So, now that we've cleared
up the big misunderstanding and you realize who each other are,
you like each other at least it seems that way
from our perspective, we'd like to offer to send you
out on another date, Jessica, and we would pay for
it if you say yes.
Speaker 12 (46:22):
Maybe this could be like a mistake that was meant
to be.
Speaker 2 (46:25):
Well, see, that's why I need to turn it around.
Come on, Dustin.
Speaker 13 (46:30):
I want to hear something from Dustin, and depending on
what he says, maybe I'll say, yes, what is it
out of all this, Jessica's which one do you like best?
Speaker 5 (46:44):
If he's tough an answer here, he's like Jessica eighteen.
Speaker 12 (46:47):
Well, to be honest, Look to be honest, Jessica, you're
the only Jessica I had a real connection with all
the other jessicays, I never even hung out with.
Speaker 2 (46:54):
Look at that, You're.
Speaker 5 (46:58):
You're the only one that would talk to me.
Speaker 6 (47:01):
He's too honest.
Speaker 5 (47:03):
Did that answer your question? Jessica, it did.
Speaker 13 (47:06):
Yeah, I'll go out again.
Speaker 3 (47:10):
I think they're so cute.
Speaker 5 (47:12):
Well, congratulations you two. You're going out again, and it's
probably a good lesson for you, Dustin. You got to
put the year that you matched with the person next
to their names in your contacts.
Speaker 1 (47:22):
I'm always like today, I'm hoping after this he doesn't
have any more matches like.
Speaker 2 (47:26):
This is it?
Speaker 12 (47:27):
I think after this, I'm not going to use the
dating apps for a while.
Speaker 10 (47:32):
Yeah, after two years, bro, you need a break, Yes,
brooking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 5 (47:38):
See, that's why we do the second date updates. Jessica
said she didn't know what to do. She was caught
middate with a guy who thought that she was somebody else.
Speaker 2 (47:48):
That is, so that's my worst nightmare.
Speaker 5 (47:51):
It would be a turn off, obviously, but it was
like super awkward, Like how do you even bring that up?
The thing is that she wasn't a total stranger. They
matched eighteen months before then, and like we heard, they
seem to be actually pretty cute together.
Speaker 2 (48:05):
I mean, sometimes it's all about timing, you know. Maybe
eighteen months ago he would have thought, oh, I just
got on.
Speaker 1 (48:11):
The dating aps, It's gonna be awesome. And then now
he's two years in, he's like, wait.
Speaker 2 (48:15):
It's not yah.
Speaker 5 (48:17):
Is there a part of me that thinks Dustin is
texting the other Jessica right now? The one that he
ghosted a week ago?
Speaker 2 (48:23):
How dare you even bring.
Speaker 10 (48:24):
That up once?
Speaker 5 (48:26):
Remember he is a guy and we're addicted to the chase. Hey,
hopefully he can just focus on the current Jessica and
the good thing that they have going.
Speaker 1 (48:34):
Why would you even put that in his head if
he's listening, if you're.
Speaker 6 (48:38):
Listening, change the other Jessica's to do, not text?
Speaker 1 (48:40):
Yeah, just just delete their number. That's even easier.
Speaker 5 (48:44):
You never know, ye never say never. Yeah, but remember
you can listen to all of our second date updates
on Spotify, Apple or wherever you get your podcasts at
Brook and.
Speaker 10 (48:53):
Jeffrey, Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.
Speaker 5 (48:56):
Happy holidays everyone, It's Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.
And I don't know if you know this, but some
people are obsessed with checking out nudes online. Where what
lightsmiths tree?
Speaker 13 (49:09):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (49:10):
Wait, what is it?
Speaker 2 (49:12):
What's a Christmas tree?
Speaker 10 (49:13):
Newds?
Speaker 5 (49:13):
What I mean by that is there's a naked Christmas
tree trend that's going viral on social media. You mean
just a tree or lights basically, yeah, tree in your
house without any ornaments, no decorations or tinsel, and sometimes
even without lights. Oh, we'll put a photo up on
the Brook and Jeffrey ins to story so everybody can
(49:35):
see it.
Speaker 1 (49:35):
Its like from Kim Kardashian's house, isn't it. It's like
that neveless.
Speaker 4 (49:39):
Thing when you drive through the Richidbruds and you've see
in the window no decorations.
Speaker 5 (49:42):
On the couldn't be more wrong. It's Chloe Kardashians. They
are not the same person. Also, Victoria Beckham is doing this.
A lot of big Hollywood celebrities and influencers are getting
in it.
Speaker 1 (49:57):
Sucks, so because the best part of your tree is
putting up all the ornaments from your life, you know,
the things that your kids made, the ones you got
on trips in one.
Speaker 2 (50:05):
Of the rooms.
Speaker 14 (50:05):
You know.
Speaker 2 (50:06):
Sorry.
Speaker 5 (50:07):
Yeah, the reason why everybody's getting on board is because
it's more of a less is more celebration. Enjoy the
feeling of a clean looking tree without the chaos and
the clutter and the.
Speaker 2 (50:18):
Kids, says Victoria Beckham, who has everything.
Speaker 5 (50:22):
Yeah much, I trust her. Others do say. It does
look a little bit unfinished, even joyless, possibly intimidating, like
an animal might jump out of it and claw your
face off.
Speaker 2 (50:35):
What is exciting?
Speaker 5 (50:37):
Yeah, you know, it's a different kind of know what's.
Speaker 2 (50:39):
Gonna happen when you walk by the.
Speaker 5 (50:42):
Christmas has all types of different thrills that you can
get on board with either way. It's been slowly growing
in popularity, and some retailers have noticed and are now
offering nearly nude pre lit trees.
Speaker 2 (50:53):
Okay, that's right. It's for beige moms, you know, beige
moms where everything's beige, and like, why in beige? And
the eat almonds? Yeah, I feel like almond.
Speaker 5 (51:06):
Yeah, personally, I don't judge moms during Christmas, but you
want to do that hero ahead. We're not allowed to
do a nude Laser Stories not yet, so a regular
one is coming up right after this. It's the radio
segment that's turning the yogurt game on its ear with
(51:27):
a new creamy, protein packed flavor to start off your day.
Try out hot Dog Yogurt Eye or ko yo for sure?
Speaker 3 (51:37):
Is it made with real hot dog water.
Speaker 5 (51:38):
It comes in variations from spicy brought swirl to hot
link happiness with real processed meat aftertaste in every single bite.
Speaker 2 (51:48):
Is there chunks at the bottomley of the stirrup?
Speaker 5 (51:50):
You'll have to get one to find out. With Laser Stories,
a segment where we read weird news stories around the
globe just like everyone else does, except we've got a laser.
Those other frames can splurters, just don't. This first lazer
story is out of Swipe City. Okay, there's a new
dating app where the most important thing in the bio
is your weight, fertility, and milk production. Yes, it is
(52:16):
for cows.
Speaker 6 (52:18):
God, I truly was offended.
Speaker 10 (52:21):
Women.
Speaker 8 (52:21):
I was ready to sign up if I was single.
Speaker 5 (52:25):
Yeah, the farm where milk is produced for Bailey's Irish
Cream is the first big adopter of a new app
called Tinder for Heifer's.
Speaker 2 (52:34):
Of course it'd be an alcohol company that's.
Speaker 5 (52:36):
Like, yeah, let's get our in the fourth generation dairy
farmer says it's been an incredible success which allows farmers
to find their cows perfect mate by searching through animal
ancestry as well as listing their weight, fertility and milk production.
Should do this with Wag you Cows. There's currently two
(52:57):
hundred and thirty Bailey's Ladies who provide the cential ingredient
for the Irish Liqueur, and the farmers who over see
it say they deserve premium bulls and nothing less.
Speaker 2 (53:08):
How cute that they call them Bailey's Ladies.
Speaker 5 (53:11):
Yeah, that is the cutest name for I heard. Ever.
Optimizing mating reduces the chances of inbreeding each cuts waste
and lowers overall carbon emissions. Where were they at Brooks
family reunion?
Speaker 1 (53:24):
One bull showed up and was like, that's my sister anyway.
Speaker 5 (53:30):
The new Tinder for Cows is a paid dating service
at one hundred and thirty five dollars a year and
it's not just for the Bailey heifers. The app now
has over twenty five thousand Irish beef and dairy cows
on it.
Speaker 2 (53:42):
Okay, so the cows with accents?
Speaker 5 (53:44):
Yeah, and that number is only supposed to grow. So
go ahead and slide into Bessie's DMS because she is
ready and willing cowlfish. Yeah, this next Slazer story is
out of word world. The Internet became a bigger cesspool
of information this year than ever before.
Speaker 2 (54:04):
You mean disinformation?
Speaker 5 (54:05):
Right? What did I say information formation? I thought I
was in misinformation? Sorry, misinformation than ever before, So this
pick makes sense. Merriam Webster's word of the year is slop,
as in AI slop.
Speaker 13 (54:21):
Okay.
Speaker 5 (54:22):
They define it as digital content of low quality that's
produced usually in high quantity by means of artificial intelligence.
Speaker 2 (54:30):
You're telling me that AI model with six fingers is
a real Well.
Speaker 5 (54:35):
AI content got so cheap and easy this year, it's
unavoidable at this point. From cookie cutter writing full of
botched facts to that fun video your dad's scent of
an old lady on a sled crashing into a fence.
Speaker 2 (54:48):
That's a draft on a trampoline.
Speaker 3 (54:50):
You don't believe me.
Speaker 5 (54:52):
Much funnier than what we're doing ai slop is everywhere
right now, and they say they picked it because it
managed to sum up the problem and four letters.
Speaker 2 (55:01):
Oh.
Speaker 1 (55:01):
I thought they picked it because they put it into
chat GPT and that's what most.
Speaker 5 (55:05):
Likely that's true. Plus it gave us a fun way
to mock ai. Yeah that. Other words that made their
short list include Jerrymander, touch grass, performative, tariff, and meanwhile,
dictionary dot COM's word of the Year six seven, which
is I guess technically two words or two numbers, but believe.
Speaker 8 (55:27):
Dude, I was at the sixth grade band concert last
night and the band director goes, Okay, we're gonna have
to take a break for six to seven minutes.
Speaker 3 (55:34):
He didn't do it.
Speaker 6 (55:36):
That's a little accident.
Speaker 2 (55:38):
It was awesome.
Speaker 5 (55:41):
Let's go to your next laser story. Out of food
News Today, in celebration of National Maple Syrup Day, the
restaurant chain Denny's is dropping literal streetwear drip with the
release of Sticky Kicks. Sticky Kicks, I'm showing the picture
to my co host here. Sticky Kicks is the first
ever sneakers filled with real Denny's syrup pouches of it.
(56:07):
Ah Denny says the limited edition sneakers are impractical, unnecessary,
and completely over the top, which is exactly why we
love them. So each pair features Denny's iconic yellow, brown,
and red colors, and then on the sides there's transparent
panels that encase the syrup, which they did have to
(56:28):
add a disclaimer saying do not puncture the shoes or
eat the syrup from the shoes for any reason. These
drips are for style only, so please leave it.
Speaker 2 (56:38):
The emergency of waffles. But you don't have serrun.
Speaker 5 (56:42):
Yes, except for emergency obviously. The Sticky Kicks will drop
exclusively at nine am today on a first come, first
serve basis for one hundred and ninety five dollars a pot,
and not surprisingly, they expect to sell out almost instantly.
Speaker 6 (56:57):
I'll say, imagine rolling Denny's on that.
Speaker 5 (57:00):
Yeah, you lock star, Yes you are, just go to
your final laser story out of Holiday headquarters. Even if
you love holiday shopping, everybody has one stubborn person on
their list who is very difficult to shop for. And
let's be honest, it's Grandpa and he knows it.
Speaker 19 (57:19):
I agree.
Speaker 5 (57:21):
So a poll asked, how easy or difficult do you
think it is for other people to pick out gifts
for you. Twenty percent said very easy, another thirty eight
percent said relatively easy, and nine percent admitted it is
very hard to shop for them. If you break it
down by demographics, the people most likely to admit they're
very hard to shop for are men over the age
(57:43):
of sixty five.
Speaker 2 (57:45):
Wow, the grandpa's know it.
Speaker 6 (57:47):
Yes, yeah, I think we're all easy to shop we're
anybody here.
Speaker 2 (57:50):
Think they're picky when you get older. It's like, what
do they need?
Speaker 3 (57:53):
They have everything? Yeah, totally.
Speaker 5 (57:55):
The group most likely to say they're easy to shop
for are Southern women between the ages of thirty and
forty four. I just said I'm easy to.
Speaker 6 (58:03):
Shop for you.
Speaker 2 (58:04):
You're a Southern woman.
Speaker 5 (58:06):
They also asked how good or bad do you think
you are picking out gifts for people in your life.
I love shopping them.
Speaker 2 (58:13):
I'm pretty good.
Speaker 6 (58:14):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (58:14):
Well, according to the study, the worst gift buyers are
boomer men.
Speaker 2 (58:19):
Oh once again, men over sixty five.
Speaker 5 (58:23):
They're hard to buy for. They can't shop for anyone else.
Maybe we should just have them buy gifts for themselves. Seriously,
and if they do, they're probably gonna need somebody else
to help wrap the gifts for them, because guess what,
Grandpa's are also the group most likely to admit being
terrible at rapping presents too.
Speaker 2 (58:40):
You suck, Grandpa, step it up.
Speaker 6 (58:43):
You know Grandma's gonna buy his own gift and go.
Last year this was ten dollars less.
Speaker 3 (58:47):
He's still gonna be out.
Speaker 1 (58:48):
That's why Grandpa's only give you five dollars cash for
every holiday.
Speaker 5 (58:52):
They don't go for inflation. And that's why I always
tell all my friends, learn to wrap it up right.
That's what you say, And that's what this guy practiced
his And he is so excited for Christmas that most
of his presents are already wet from walking on them.
He just got out of his pond. Brook, He's a turtle.
Remember you, You are disgusting whatever you were thinking. If
(59:15):
you have any issues, look upstairs to the brain inside Yonder.
That's the problem. This was a very wholesome edition of
Laser Stories that Brooke has completely ruined. We're gonna do
the same time on Friday.
Speaker 10 (59:28):
Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 21 (59:40):
Sing it Brookly, hippopotamus with confidence, don't rock the come on,
are you kidding me?
Speaker 5 (59:55):
And hippopotamus, love me too? And that's a It doesn't
just describe Brook's dating history, it's also celebrating the joyous
demands of selfish children on Christmas.
Speaker 1 (01:00:08):
Oh, because she's demanding a hippopotamus, which is absolutely ridiculous,
and in.
Speaker 5 (01:00:12):
The spirit of the holiday, Brook is selfishly demanding a
win today. We'll see if she can pull it off
against Ron who played her a year ago and lost horribly.
Oh that was his description of the game, Ron, What
are you wanting for Christmas this year?
Speaker 14 (01:00:29):
All I want for Christmas this year, Jeff, is to
beat Brook.
Speaker 1 (01:00:32):
Yes, as ridiculous as a hippopotamus.
Speaker 5 (01:00:37):
You don't have to take that. We're going to clap
back at her when she leaves the studio. But you
got thirty seconds on the clock to answer as many
questions as possible. If you don't know when, you can
say past. But you have to beat her outright if
you want to win. Are you ready?
Speaker 14 (01:00:48):
I have been waiting a year for this.
Speaker 5 (01:00:51):
This is the moment you got this, dude. Your time
starts now. The Simpsons debut on this day in nineteen
eighty nine. What network does it air on?
Speaker 12 (01:01:00):
Fuck?
Speaker 5 (01:01:01):
How many colors are on a standard Rubik's cube. The
dessert tiramisu was invented in which country? In the twenty
thirteen movie Frozen, what actress voiced Princess Anna? What do
you call it when an object collapses inwards on itself
(01:01:22):
due to immense pressure imploding? Oh yeah, we'll accept that
answer for sure. Oh yes, I like it. Just the
way that Ron said it really got me going. Now
Brooks back, Ron, you just speak my language, dude, worry
about It's called bro bonding. Okay, But now brook is
(01:01:45):
back in the studio, and I have a feeling she's
going to be extremely jealous of Ron's holiday tradition that
he's been a part of since he's been little, because
his mom is a baker and she makes everybody in
their family their own individual favorite pies. What Ron, what's yours?
Speaker 12 (01:02:04):
Chocolate cream with cream on top?
Speaker 2 (01:02:06):
Oh my god?
Speaker 6 (01:02:06):
Oh yeah, I just banana cream.
Speaker 2 (01:02:09):
I just I'm sorry.
Speaker 8 (01:02:10):
I just pictured do you know Matilda and the cake
eating scene with the boy eating.
Speaker 2 (01:02:16):
The chocolate cake. I just pictured that.
Speaker 5 (01:02:18):
It's you as a child's rock.
Speaker 17 (01:02:20):
It's funny you mentioned that because one of the hippopotamuses.
Speaker 14 (01:02:24):
When the song became a big hit. Peev received a
seven hundred pounds baby hippo named the Matilda.
Speaker 5 (01:02:29):
Oh world, did this happens? Just aligned During this segment
and Ron, it also says that you guys do presents
on Christmas Eve, stalking is only on Christmas Day?
Speaker 19 (01:02:43):
Right?
Speaker 17 (01:02:44):
Isn't that weird?
Speaker 2 (01:02:45):
That's what Jose's family kind of does too.
Speaker 7 (01:02:47):
Yeah, we do all family exchange on Christmas Eve, and
then Christmas Day is for Sanna only.
Speaker 2 (01:02:52):
Yeah, and eating entire pies.
Speaker 5 (01:02:54):
Yes, but Sanna only brings stalking.
Speaker 12 (01:02:57):
I never understood that.
Speaker 5 (01:02:58):
You guys are talking about gifts inside the stockings. I
thought it was only wearing stockings. Okay, now I'm not
as interested in that tradition. I'm sorry. It's your turn.
Are you ready?
Speaker 2 (01:03:10):
Stockings only? Let's go?
Speaker 5 (01:03:12):
Oh yeah, time starts now. The Simpsons debut on this
day in nineteen eighty nine. What network does it air on?
Speaker 2 (01:03:19):
Fox?
Speaker 5 (01:03:20):
How many colors are on a standard Rubik's Cube?
Speaker 2 (01:03:23):
Eight? Nope, nope, six, You're lucky.
Speaker 5 (01:03:26):
I paused the dessert Tierra Missius was invented in which country?
Speaker 2 (01:03:29):
Italy?
Speaker 5 (01:03:30):
In the twenty thirteen movie Frozen, what actress voiced Princess
Anna Kristen Bell. What do you call it when an
object collapses inwards on itself due to immense pressure?
Speaker 1 (01:03:41):
Oh, imploding.
Speaker 5 (01:03:46):
I like it better when Ron said it, But let's
go the way he answers, way better. Let's just go
to the scoreboard to see how you Bolt did with Jose.
Speaker 6 (01:03:56):
It's so good.
Speaker 2 (01:03:57):
It's like Christmas in my mouth.
Speaker 6 (01:04:01):
Ron, you got three correct today? Friends?
Speaker 12 (01:04:04):
Oh?
Speaker 9 (01:04:04):
No, sexual three that's not bad.
Speaker 5 (01:04:07):
Good score, Ron, all five three. I'm sorry, Ron, but
at least you didn't lose horribly this and just normally.
Speaker 19 (01:04:16):
I would call that kind of horribly.
Speaker 12 (01:04:18):
I had a past two questions in a row.
Speaker 5 (01:04:23):
It's okay, Ron, let's go over the answers for everybody.
Simpson's debut on this day in nineteen eighty nine. It
airs on the Fox Network. Rubik's Cube standard Rubik's Cube
has six colors, one each side. The dessert tearing me
Sue was invented in Italy. In the movie Frozen, Princess
Anna is voiced by actress Kristen Bell. Elsa was voiced
(01:04:43):
by Adina Menzel. And when object collapses inwards on itself
due to immense pressure, it's called implosion or imploding.
Speaker 19 (01:04:52):
Oh yeah, that's just my voice. I'm sorry, I can't help.
Speaker 5 (01:05:00):
Okay, it's this classic Ron. Then I'm sorry, dude. It
wasn't enough to be Brooke. But just for playing, we're
going to give you a twenty five dollars Disney gift card,
valid at any Disney resort, theme park, or online in
the Disney Store.
Speaker 17 (01:05:12):
Awesome, I love it.
Speaker 2 (01:05:13):
Yeah. Well, hey, happy pie Day on Christmas to you, Ron.
Speaker 19 (01:05:17):
Yeah you too, Brooke.
Speaker 14 (01:05:18):
Happy happy New Year, and happy holidays everybody I really
wish good bye.
Speaker 2 (01:05:21):
Yeah, you're such a good daser. Ron.
Speaker 5 (01:05:23):
Oh what a friendly way to end the game. Ron,
come back and play again soon. We're gonna do win
Brooks Bucks, same time tomorrow
It's a Brick and Jeffrey podcast, and we've got a
brand new show for you, including What's on Your Mind
coming up. And I'm not going to I'm not going
to apologize to what I said about the Christmas Dads.
Speaker 2 (00:11):
I'm just not I think.
Speaker 3 (00:12):
At least my mom would agree.
Speaker 1 (00:14):
Yes, I don't worry, Yes exactly, that's coming up. And
of course the number three phone tap of the year.
I cannot believe we're already here. But first your comments.
Speaker 3 (00:24):
Yeah, this one said, Hello guys.
Speaker 4 (00:26):
I'm teacher Juan from Brazil, and I can't thank you
enough for all the joy you guys bring to my days.
I even use some episodes in class with my students
and of course introduce them to the greatest show in
radio today at the same time.
Speaker 2 (00:39):
That's so good.
Speaker 3 (00:39):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (00:41):
I was just talking to my son yesterday.
Speaker 1 (00:43):
He's in third grade, and he was like, Mom, did
you know that some people learn Italian by watching TV?
Speaker 2 (00:48):
I go fun fact, some people learn English by listening
to this show.
Speaker 4 (00:52):
Yes, so many people have told me Jeff's voice is
the perfect cadence for learning English.
Speaker 2 (00:59):
Listen to Jeff's Boy and.
Speaker 4 (01:00):
It's like perfect because it's slow and he enunciates.
Speaker 2 (01:04):
I guess like a rich bullet.
Speaker 5 (01:06):
That's it.
Speaker 6 (01:07):
Yeah, that's opposite.
Speaker 7 (01:08):
I've met people that were Latino that were like, we
heard that there was a jose so we thought, oh,
there's gonna be someone speaking.
Speaker 6 (01:13):
Spanish and I never do.
Speaker 2 (01:15):
No, maybe maybe next year, Josey.
Speaker 5 (01:19):
Yeah, you never know.
Speaker 2 (01:22):
All Right, your new show starts right now.
Speaker 5 (01:25):
It's Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning. And last week
on the show, we covered the hot new baby naming trend.
Oh yeah, choosing to name your child a popular dog
name like Blue or Buddy or band show In a
similar vein, rover dot com just released their annual list
of the most popular dog and cat names of the year.
Speaker 3 (01:47):
Like dog walk off of Ptero?
Speaker 2 (01:50):
Is it that are perfect for babies or its kind of?
Speaker 5 (01:53):
They're just the most popular dog and cat names. And
just like last year, everyone's still naming their dog Charlie, Max,
Luna and Bella and cat Luna, Milo, Oliver and Lily
like Oliver's.
Speaker 2 (02:10):
All I'm gonna tell you.
Speaker 8 (02:13):
There are so many Olivers in elementary school right now already.
Speaker 5 (02:16):
Yeah, no surprise there. But the more interesting part of
the report are the unique names that people are choosing
for their pets now, Like lately, we're seeing a huge
spike in names inspired by foods and celebrities.
Speaker 6 (02:30):
Cool.
Speaker 8 (02:31):
I love that, Like a little cat named Marshmallow, my
dog walk popcorn. Oh Yeah.
Speaker 5 (02:37):
For cats, the name Provolone is up five hundred and
nine percent this year.
Speaker 2 (02:42):
Yeah, and his little sister Mozzarella.
Speaker 5 (02:46):
Yeah, along with casserole, burrito, dumpling, like the wine, Taylor
Swift and Harry Styles Alexis, You're not gonna like this,
but pun names for cats, Mini Mews and Leonardo Dicaprimio
are also really big.
Speaker 6 (03:06):
Yeah, DiCaprio.
Speaker 5 (03:09):
For dogs, the name cal Zone is up two hundred
and eleven percent. Other trending names are poutine, pastrami, Cauliflowers, sardine, prosecco,
Kelsey like Travis Jason Plankton, and Sandy cheeks from Spongebobs.
Speaker 7 (03:24):
Oh my god, only if you have like a grubby.
Speaker 4 (03:28):
It's like, what do you have one name that you
gotta go with a theme for all the you know,
the whole cast.
Speaker 5 (03:33):
All my dogs and my family growing up have all
been food names. I thought burger and bagel, Yeah, personally,
and then when I was a kid, we had Kelua, Bosco,
Rollo Bailey and gold Schlager might come.
Speaker 2 (03:44):
From we named kids after alcohol.
Speaker 5 (03:48):
Now Digital Jake, I know has a dog named I
want to say Doritos Locos Taco because he looks like
the taco bell dog. What's his name? I'm not going
to share it.
Speaker 3 (04:02):
Yeah, I can't make you know in this respect, I'm.
Speaker 5 (04:05):
Going don't go with that. Let's get into the tree.
Speaker 6 (04:08):
They're listening right now.
Speaker 5 (04:10):
Let's go with this.
Speaker 9 (04:11):
Today is Lost and Found Day. It's the official celebration
of all the stuff you'd swore you'd never lose but
totally did. Anyway one place where people always seem to
lose and forget their most precious belongings at the worst time.
It's all going through an airport.
Speaker 7 (04:28):
Yeah, because you're always taking stuff out.
Speaker 2 (04:31):
Yeah, I don't break that up. In my family, my
dad threw away his wedding ring on accident.
Speaker 5 (04:37):
That's where I come in accident.
Speaker 9 (04:39):
So today we'll be doing a special Misplaced in the Airspace.
Speaker 5 (04:44):
Edition of twenty of twenty.
Speaker 9 (04:48):
Now I have a list of the top twenty items
that get brought to the Lost and Found at airports
around the country. But I'm taking the top three objects
off the list. That's number one phones, number two laptops
and tablets, and number three wallets and IDs. These are
all too obvious, and everything after that in the game
(05:10):
is fair game. Okay, So we'll start with the woman
who lost her lunch at the airport cocktail lounge. If
too many espresso martinis, that's Alexis, Alexis. I have four
through twenty on the board things most brought to lost
and founds at airports.
Speaker 4 (05:23):
Okay, I'm gonna go because you guys, remember our producer
made a big deal about it when he left his
water bottle at the air.
Speaker 3 (05:30):
Remember he was very upset about that.
Speaker 6 (05:32):
Now it was a nice one he took care of.
Speaker 9 (05:34):
He literally stole my I'm gonna go water bottle, water
bottle number fourteen on the list. I'm gonna take water
bottles and mugs.
Speaker 2 (05:42):
Jeff, we really need to work on your boundaries.
Speaker 5 (05:45):
You can say no, just.
Speaker 2 (05:47):
Don't give it to him. And by the way, stop
borrowing my headphones. That's how boundary works.
Speaker 5 (05:51):
Okay, Brook, we're over to you.
Speaker 8 (05:53):
Okay, I think because I just brought it up with
the dad ring. How about jewelry.
Speaker 9 (06:01):
Jewelry is number thirteen on my list necklaces and watches
that slip off unnoticed. Yeah, Jose, we're over to you.
Speaker 7 (06:09):
Know the first one I want to say, but they
always go back forward obviously.
Speaker 2 (06:13):
But your keys, oh that's a good one.
Speaker 9 (06:15):
Your keys is number four on the list.
Speaker 5 (06:18):
Jose.
Speaker 9 (06:19):
That's the highest answer of car keys, house keys, key chains.
A lot of stuff goes missing, Jeffrey, it's your turn.
Speaker 5 (06:27):
You guys know that I love a good wanding at
the airport, so it can be a little bit distracting
and make me leave some stuff behind. Why do you
ask for the extra search? Yes, I enjoyed the experience.
So the thing is normally I'm leaving a phone number
behind for the TSA, But since this probably has to
be an object, I'm gonna go with business card, Jake.
Speaker 9 (06:48):
Business card did not make my own listens business card?
Speaker 5 (06:54):
Wow for our business for the brook Jeffrey in the
Morning Show.
Speaker 6 (06:58):
You can just tell people to go to our website.
Speaker 2 (06:59):
This is my people are gonna listen. Yes, don't make
us look that flame.
Speaker 10 (07:03):
Please.
Speaker 5 (07:05):
Jeffrey's out, thankfully.
Speaker 6 (07:07):
I want to exchange business.
Speaker 3 (07:09):
I'm gonna go Okay. I always said no phones or laptops.
Speaker 2 (07:11):
We're about chargers like.
Speaker 9 (07:12):
Laptops, charge chargers number sixteen, chargers and power banks going
to take off. There.
Speaker 8 (07:21):
One thing that causes panic if we lose it is
any sort of special toy that my kids have.
Speaker 2 (07:26):
Oh ye, give me toys.
Speaker 9 (07:28):
Toys number nineteen on my list, Tenny Bear's action figures.
Just taking toys in general off the board. Jose, you
got anything for me.
Speaker 7 (07:36):
I'm gonna take a risk here and I'm gonna say
there was one time was well, I'm going to the
airport and some guy got five giant bottles of alcohol confiscated.
So I'm gonna say alcohol like if somebody forgets even
if you have a little mini bottles that you bring on,
you may have forgotten them.
Speaker 9 (07:50):
Alcohol did not make my learning. Alcohol you drink it, ye, Alexis.
It's up down to you and Brook. Next wrong answer.
Speaker 2 (08:00):
I got, I got one in my head that is
gonna just.
Speaker 3 (08:02):
Really Brook, it's Alexis stirred me.
Speaker 2 (08:05):
Bring it.
Speaker 3 (08:06):
Just clothes like your jacket.
Speaker 5 (08:08):
You lost your pants?
Speaker 9 (08:10):
Okay, jacket number nine on the list. They're taking coats
and jackets off the list.
Speaker 2 (08:16):
Don't even throw it to me, Just show me sunglasses.
Speaker 9 (08:18):
Sunglasses number five on the list eyeglasses and sunglasses right
below keys. Alexis very few left.
Speaker 4 (08:25):
You know, I show up to the airport looking real
ugly and I bring makeup along to put on.
Speaker 3 (08:29):
What do you leave behind some makeup.
Speaker 9 (08:30):
Makeup bag number seventeen on the list.
Speaker 8 (08:33):
We are cooking brook show me toothbrush, toothbrush.
Speaker 5 (08:40):
I did not make the list.
Speaker 9 (08:42):
And that means Alexis is one Today's vision up plenty
of twenty.
Speaker 2 (08:46):
Exciting you back at four.
Speaker 9 (08:50):
Yeah, the things you guys missed on the list. Number
eight was scarves ten, travel neck pillow, books was eleven,
strollers was twelve, umbrellas was fifteen, shoes was eighteen, Like
you take them, take them, forget them, or you switch
shoes at security. Number twenty musical instruments.
Speaker 5 (09:09):
Yeah, so Alexis, you get to choose who gets shocked
while singing. All I want for Christmas is you by.
Speaker 2 (09:15):
Mariah care for your business card business.
Speaker 3 (09:17):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (09:17):
I feel attacked for supporting the show, but that's okay.
I don't want love for Christmas. There is just one
thing I don't care about the present underneath the Christmas tree.
That is your shot collar. Question of the day we
got your phones out. Coming up in just a few.
Speaker 10 (09:39):
Minutes, freaking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 5 (09:43):
A question, what does your guys's inner voice sound like?
Speaker 2 (09:48):
Sounds like me, sounds like my normal.
Speaker 5 (09:50):
Like your normal voice.
Speaker 2 (09:51):
Yeah, but it would be cool if I had an
accent or something. Oh, that'd be nice.
Speaker 1 (09:55):
Yeah, one my normal my inner voice was hot, Yeah,
Australian may on or something.
Speaker 5 (10:00):
Yeah, that'll be nice. Weird though, mine sounds like this
a dolphin. Yeah, my inner voice is flipp or the
TV dolphin.
Speaker 2 (10:10):
I'm glad that's a nineteen fifties reference.
Speaker 5 (10:13):
Yeah, nineteen seventies it. Yeah, I don't know why every
single thought I have, it's just a dolphin. I am
kind of hungry now that I think about it. But
coming up, we're going to do a full dive into
all of our inner thoughts. Oh. I'm not sure if
anybody else has a cool celebrity voice inside like mine,
but we're gonna find out during What's on your mind?
Speaker 2 (10:34):
That was a weird analogy the dolphin.
Speaker 5 (10:36):
Okay, thanks for shaming my inner voice. We'll shame each
other more. I have some bad thoughts happening. They're going
to come out right now, it's broken Jeffrey in the
morning and hot tip. If you ever can't think of
a word, just say, oh, I forget the English word
for it. That way people will think you're bilingual instead
(10:59):
of an idiot.
Speaker 2 (11:00):
I mean, I don't know the word in any other
language either remote exactly.
Speaker 5 (11:02):
They don't know that. And on this segment is we
don't pretend to be smart or even mildly. I can't
think of the English word for it, not dumb, is
what I'm trying to say. We just go around the
room for what's on your mind, giving you a tiny
window into our horrifying personal lives. Starting with Brook Brook,
what's on your mind?
Speaker 1 (11:22):
Well, I have found big someone worse than the Grinch
this holiday season.
Speaker 11 (11:28):
Oh men, oh men, general specifically Dad's okay, I'm gonna
tell you it's not just me.
Speaker 2 (11:38):
It's not just me. I have had group text with
my girlfriends. I've chatted with moms on the playground.
Speaker 3 (11:45):
Moms are doing ninety nine.
Speaker 2 (11:46):
Percent of the heavy lifting for all of the holidays.
Speaker 3 (11:49):
There would be no magic. There would be no magic if.
Speaker 2 (11:51):
There was up to the men.
Speaker 5 (11:53):
I could see that. I can see what you're saying.
Speaker 1 (11:55):
I mean the one percent of work they do is
when we're finally on top of a ladder putting the
lights up and we just physically can't reach.
Speaker 2 (12:01):
That is literally the only time they said it.
Speaker 4 (12:03):
They're coming to worry about latter.
Speaker 5 (12:09):
It's a little bit crooked, actually, habit.
Speaker 2 (12:12):
If men were in charge, people would wake up on
Christmas morning and there would be nothing there.
Speaker 1 (12:18):
You'd be lucky if there was a tree in the
living room and that tree would not be decorated.
Speaker 5 (12:22):
You know, you could always switch over to Hanukah because
you don't have to do anything for that holiday.
Speaker 8 (12:28):
I met there's still a woman that is doing supping
for Hanagh and the man isn't showing up.
Speaker 2 (12:35):
Yes, exactly Who's who's got the Manora?
Speaker 5 (12:38):
Definitely a war already, sound like an angry Jewish mother
come to our side.
Speaker 6 (12:44):
I made read everybody.
Speaker 5 (12:51):
Your mind.
Speaker 7 (12:52):
Well, my usual massage place has canceled on me three
out of the last four months. But this weekend I
decided I really do want a massage, so I treated
myself and I booked a fancy spa place, new place.
Speaker 6 (13:07):
This is a real like fancy.
Speaker 7 (13:08):
Fancy place, okay, And there's a waiting room and I
go in and there's like four other women all drinking
wine in their robe. So I go in the corner
and I overhear one of the girls being like, I
really am thinking about doing Reichy on my husband, but I.
Speaker 6 (13:24):
Don't think he'll do it.
Speaker 12 (13:27):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (13:27):
I'm sorry, I don't know, Jeff.
Speaker 5 (13:30):
Do you know it brings the magic of the holidays
out of.
Speaker 3 (13:32):
The Yeah, some type of spiritual thing.
Speaker 5 (13:36):
You your husband, it's a spiritual thing, right.
Speaker 7 (13:41):
So she's like, well, maybe I can do it in
his sleep, but I need his consent, and her friend goes, girl,
you don't need his permission, Like.
Speaker 5 (13:47):
He's your husband.
Speaker 7 (13:49):
She goes, Hey, we're looking out for his energy, you're
looking out for his chakras.
Speaker 3 (13:53):
Just do it in his sleep.
Speaker 6 (13:54):
She goes, sometimes I saved my husband in.
Speaker 13 (13:57):
His page.
Speaker 3 (14:00):
What you do to a haunted house?
Speaker 13 (14:01):
I thought.
Speaker 3 (14:02):
I was like, what is happening?
Speaker 6 (14:04):
All the girls laugh, Remember they're all drinking wine.
Speaker 5 (14:06):
They're like this is the rich people.
Speaker 7 (14:09):
And whole time I'm like, I need to help these
ladies husbands, Like I need to get a hold of them.
Speaker 5 (14:15):
They're being trick broke, upset.
Speaker 8 (14:17):
Well, I don't, you're not going to find them in
the mall shopping for Christmas presents.
Speaker 7 (14:23):
Well, if there's some husbands out there, you're waking up
feeling weird or hypnotized, it was your wife.
Speaker 3 (14:29):
Don't focus on the bad. Maybe the week kept feeling amazing.
Speaker 5 (14:31):
I know, because it was she just expelled your demons
in the middle of the night. Come on, alexis's on
your mind.
Speaker 4 (14:37):
So I went to an Italian restaurant last night I
haven't been to before, and it was on que inside.
I'm sitting down and then that's when I realized there's
a person going around playing guitar at the tables, and
then another with an accordion.
Speaker 5 (14:53):
The authentic Italian experience.
Speaker 3 (14:55):
I wasn't as excited as you are.
Speaker 4 (14:59):
Please do not come to my table, because what are
you supposed to.
Speaker 2 (15:03):
Do, Like you're supposed to clap and listen. That's what
I was afraid.
Speaker 3 (15:08):
So I'm like, please don't, please don't. And then obviously
they eventually come over.
Speaker 4 (15:12):
Yeah, yes, and they was from my ear.
Speaker 3 (15:14):
They're like, are you celebrating anything? I'm like no.
Speaker 4 (15:17):
They're like, are you sure you're not celebrating a birthday?
Speaker 3 (15:20):
I was like no, They're like no, event.
Speaker 5 (15:22):
Nobody comes here unless it's for a great occasion, literally
must have.
Speaker 4 (15:25):
I was like, no, actually nothing, hoping they'd leave no
straight into a Christmas.
Speaker 2 (15:29):
Song and.
Speaker 7 (15:31):
Then they'd be like, we got nothing to celebrate.
Speaker 3 (15:36):
No, I don't know what you do exactly.
Speaker 2 (15:38):
I'm like, can I eat while they're singing?
Speaker 4 (15:40):
I just stare at them, and then I was afraid
I have to give them money.
Speaker 5 (15:43):
But I didn't know they do enjoy it when you
stick a full French loaf into your mouth. That's what
I do.
Speaker 3 (15:50):
I don't have to try that next time.
Speaker 4 (15:54):
Yeah, it was really uncomfortable in the longest three minute
Christmas song in my life. Great food will not return,
all right, Jeffy, what's on your mind?
Speaker 5 (16:04):
Well, I'm really looking forward to going on vacation during Christmas.
I'm going to Hawaii. Yeah, very excited, but I gotta
say I am already a little bit unhappy about the
trip before I've even gone. It's because I want to
see whales. It turns out whales season doesn't start until January,
(16:28):
so I'm really bombed feeling like I'm going there and
I'm not going to see any whales.
Speaker 1 (16:32):
Well, maybe there'll be an old whale that shows up
really early, like my parents do to the airport.
Speaker 5 (16:36):
You but I want to see like sprightly young whales
jumping about of the water and doing stuff. So I
did some research and I found this guy who does
kind of off market tourism.
Speaker 2 (16:48):
Okay, I'm into this. What do you got.
Speaker 1 (16:51):
Yes, you're getting in the back of a pickup truck.
Speaker 2 (16:54):
You're doing it right.
Speaker 5 (16:54):
Yeah, I don't know about the pickup truck situation, but
he said for a little bit extra cash, he'll offer
to take me farther out into the ocean where the
whales are like really deep out sketchy. I talked to
him on the phone about it, and I was like
going over some of the details. He has a rule
where you have to wear double life jackets. Okay, I
(17:16):
don't know why, like why he does the rules, but
he says things happen sometimes, but that's why you double
jacket to be extra cautious. Also, I'm not allowed to
bring a phone with me. He said, there can't be
a record of the trip. Well because he's like not
licensed or whatever. It is, like he could get in trouble.
(17:37):
So I don't want I don't want that to happen.
And the last thing we talked about though, I was like,
but we're definitely gonna see whales, right, and then he laughed.
He was like, of course, yeah, so.
Speaker 6 (17:48):
I see him at the bottom of the ocean.
Speaker 5 (17:50):
Yeah, well, if I get even closer, that'd be even better.
Speaker 1 (17:54):
You can't get to the bottom of the ocean with
double life jackets.
Speaker 5 (17:59):
I don't know. I just have to get on that
boat and see how it all works. But I'm very
excited to get deeper out into the oceans. Yes, that's
what's on our minds. You could text into seven eight, five,
nine two and tell us what's been on yours. It's
Brook and Jeffrey in the morning. It's Brook and Jeffrey
in the morning. Have we checked the textboard yet.
Speaker 14 (18:16):
Yes.
Speaker 2 (18:17):
I've been totally writing people back all morning. It's awesome.
I love when people text in.
Speaker 5 (18:21):
Oh, okay, explains why people stopped writing Okay, here's here's
a couple. This text says, Laser stories is the best.
I always do the accent when you have the dumb
guy do it on the radio. Yeah, excuse that is
our dumb producer boyd. Best British accent since Ron Weasley
went through puberty, so watch your tone. Another text said,
(18:44):
y'all sparkle my morning so hard. I usually don't stop
smiling till I'm out at night. Love you much.
Speaker 2 (18:49):
What happens that's when starts?
Speaker 1 (18:53):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (18:54):
I picture of the joker with like a perma smile,
laughing all day though. Another text says, this one is
from Jersey. Where can I listen to your show?
Speaker 2 (19:03):
Oh cool?
Speaker 5 (19:04):
If you do want to listen, We're available on all
the podcast platforms Apple, Spotify and now on the dark
web too. Just search at Brook and Jeffrey and you
can listen there.
Speaker 1 (19:13):
Yeah, or you can find the closest radio city next
to you and go to how to listen on the
Brook Jeffrey website.
Speaker 5 (19:18):
I thought you meant drive over to your local closest
city radio.
Speaker 2 (19:22):
Yeah, I guess I said it backwards.
Speaker 3 (19:25):
Yeah, here what I meant, right?
Speaker 2 (19:26):
You go to Brooknjeffrey dot com slash how to listen.
Speaker 10 (19:29):
Yeah, Brooke and Jeffrey.
Speaker 5 (19:31):
In the morning, twas the night before Christmas, and all
through the house my whole family was sleeping except for
my spouse.
Speaker 12 (19:42):
Wow.
Speaker 5 (19:42):
The place smelled of sweat and gingerbread baking. But hark
from the other room. Why is the Christmas tree shaking?
Speaker 3 (19:49):
Oh what's happening?
Speaker 5 (19:50):
He so down the stairs fast. I ran in a flutter,
and there found my wife hooking up with my mother.
Speaker 8 (19:58):
Oh your wife, please tell you this is a weird dream.
Speaker 15 (20:04):
Jack let a screen to show I'm disgusted and shared
what I saw on a holiday edition of Busted. Unfaithful
women and scandalous men telling their cheating stories coming up
at sevent ten.
Speaker 10 (20:19):
Good ending sneaky husbands, two timing lives, live, bad boyfriends,
and even worse girlfriends.
Speaker 5 (20:28):
They thought they could get away with that, but now
they're about to get busted. It's the radio segment that
does not blame you for bringing mistletoe to your kids.
Parent teacher comments, Wait, we yeah, because we're doing a
special holiday edition of Busted, where our listeners are going
(20:48):
to share some stories and how they caught their exes
rocking around somebody else's Christmas tree during the holidays. We've
got our listeners ready to unburden themselves share some of
their holiday heartbreaks. We're gonna start with Rachel, tell us
how you busted your significant other.
Speaker 16 (21:03):
Okay, so one year, my boyfriend decided he was going
to try to hide all of his gifts from me
so I wouldn't find them.
Speaker 2 (21:09):
Wait, only one year he did that. The rest of
the years he.
Speaker 16 (21:12):
Just left about Well, I'm a notorious snooper. You know,
he shakes the boxes you find out what's in him,
and I just I can't help myself.
Speaker 1 (21:23):
Okay, So he worked extra hard to ensure a surprise
for you.
Speaker 17 (21:27):
I wouldn't say extra hard.
Speaker 5 (21:30):
Why.
Speaker 16 (21:32):
Yeah, So not only was he dumb enough to hide it,
just like in his closet on the floor.
Speaker 5 (21:38):
I was at a bad hiding spot. Yeah, I got
to change some stuff.
Speaker 16 (21:43):
This is it was like he wanted me to find it,
and like he wanted me to find the two other
gifts that were wrapped and labeled with coast its right
next to it, one for Tinder Sarah and the other
four Tinder Tina.
Speaker 8 (21:57):
And he couldn't just write Sarah and Tina.
Speaker 6 (22:01):
We have to like, okay, which one's which?
Speaker 2 (22:04):
Yes, He's like, this is what I have her saved
in as in my phones.
Speaker 5 (22:07):
Oh my god, that's so horrible to find that. What
did you do?
Speaker 16 (22:10):
Honestly, I didn't say anything. What I just kind of
sat on it and waited until we did our gift exchange,
and then I brought his big, big gift.
Speaker 17 (22:21):
It was a giant box inside with a suitcase sold
with all of good clothes.
Speaker 6 (22:27):
That's a good present.
Speaker 5 (22:28):
Oh you guys are going on a vacation together. That's
so fun.
Speaker 2 (22:31):
I bet he was so confused.
Speaker 16 (22:35):
It was very much a merry Christmas, leave my life
for every think you good?
Speaker 5 (22:38):
I Oh yeah, still not the worst Christmas I've ever had.
Speaker 2 (22:42):
So around.
Speaker 5 (22:44):
Yeah, let's go to Michael. Tell us how you busted
your significant other.
Speaker 14 (22:48):
So my girlfriend is nanny to a little four year
old girl, right sweet. So one day I stopped by
after work to go see her, and they were outside
making no man. They even put clothes on both the snowmen,
right yeah. And it looked like a guy and girl
snowman holding hands.
Speaker 5 (23:07):
Oh so it's adorable.
Speaker 12 (23:10):
Yeah. Sure.
Speaker 14 (23:11):
So I asked the little girl if that was supposed
to be me and my girlfriend Heidi.
Speaker 2 (23:15):
H yeah.
Speaker 14 (23:16):
She She then tells me no, it was Heidi and
the other guy who visits and kisses Heidi.
Speaker 2 (23:26):
Oh brutally honest.
Speaker 14 (23:31):
Ye, speaking of brutal honesty. Then she points to the
abs she drew on the snowman and says, yeah, he
has these, and you don't a.
Speaker 2 (23:41):
Why is the four year old seeing this guy shirt?
Speaker 6 (23:45):
Guy's got an.
Speaker 2 (23:47):
Already is a little question. But nanny's bringing the boyfriend around.
But two boyfriends.
Speaker 5 (23:51):
Maybe there's a swimming pool in the backyard, or let's
just say that.
Speaker 6 (23:55):
Hope for that.
Speaker 5 (23:56):
All right, we got time for one more. Let's go
to Maggie. Maggie, tell us how you busted your significant other.
Speaker 17 (24:02):
Okay, so my boyfriend I thought it'd be fun to
take pictures of the Mambastanna. So we go down there
and we get in line, and the whole time we're
in line, one of the female alf assistants is flirting
with him like big time, just like obviously, and I'm
getting annoyed, but you know, I was just trying to
(24:25):
ignore it because we're doing something fun and you're going
to be gone so quick.
Speaker 12 (24:29):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (24:30):
Yeah, I mean, and if you're starting, can you at
least like let us cut to the front.
Speaker 9 (24:33):
Yeah.
Speaker 17 (24:36):
And so when the picture is done, I go to
pay and when I turn around, my boyfriend's gone. I
can't find him anywhere.
Speaker 12 (24:44):
Or the elf.
Speaker 17 (24:45):
Oh I know. I look over at the shack, which
was like cold, stand's workshop and I see two other
like female alf assistants kind of smirking me guarding the door.
So I ran, I know, I ran around to the
window and let me just say, my boyfriend definitely made
the naughty list.
Speaker 11 (25:06):
Oh yeah, yeah to keep the pictures.
Speaker 17 (25:11):
Well yeah, they wouldn't refund me for the picture on
top of that. Yes cool, yes, yeah, yeah, yeah I
had it and then I burned it, So.
Speaker 12 (25:25):
There we go there. Wow.
Speaker 5 (25:27):
And just on a side note, which Santa did you
go visit? Which man was that one at? We need
to know.
Speaker 18 (25:33):
I'm not going to out you on that one. Yeah,
Sanna's not It's not Santa's Falls. So yeah, they're making
more than just toys this Christmas apparently.
Speaker 5 (25:46):
Well, thank you for sharing that with us. Text in
seven eight, five nine to hit up our textport. If
you have a funny story about how you caught one
of your exes cheating, you could be on the next
normal edition of Busted. That was your holiday version. We
got your phone tap coming up.
Speaker 10 (26:00):
Next, brooking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 5 (26:03):
We're getting closer and closer to the top phone tap
of the year as we continue are countdown. We're at
number three today. This is huge and this one Brook
calls a guy whose job is to answer those one
eight hundred how's my driving calls? You know, from trucks
on the road. People actually call those, and he's definitely
(26:25):
gotten some bizarre and strange feedback before. Guaranteed he's never
had one like this. That's why it's your number three
phone tab of the year right now.
Speaker 7 (26:35):
It's Brook and Jeffries ten phone taps of Christmas number three.
Speaker 19 (26:42):
For transport services this as well. How can I help you?
Speaker 2 (26:45):
Hi?
Speaker 7 (26:46):
Hi?
Speaker 3 (26:46):
I saw this on the back of a truck. It
says how's my driving? And there's like a phone number.
Speaker 19 (26:53):
Yeah, this is the place to call. Do you have
a truck ID number that you're calling about?
Speaker 9 (26:57):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (26:58):
Yeah, I wouldn't it.
Speaker 19 (27:01):
Okay, can you tell me take that down real quick?
Speaker 3 (27:04):
XP DASH six seven night. I'm actually following it right now.
Speaker 19 (27:12):
Okay, you got it. Did you have a complaint or
a comment you would like to log or ask me about?
Speaker 3 (27:19):
Actually I have a compliment.
Speaker 19 (27:23):
Okay, so he's driving, Well then I just.
Speaker 3 (27:26):
Think he is rather good looking.
Speaker 19 (27:31):
Oh okay, Well, this is which isn't like a way
to like connect you with the driver. It's more the weekend.
Speaker 3 (27:39):
Mon really hear you right now.
Speaker 11 (27:41):
But I just have a quick question because I'm a
so many he's single.
Speaker 19 (27:49):
I don't know why you would assume that I drove.
Speaker 11 (27:51):
Next to him. I drove next to him, and I
did that horn pole thing you know, dud dude, oh my,
and there was no ring on that hand.
Speaker 19 (28:01):
So my question, well, that's interesting. I don't know why
you're telling me all this.
Speaker 3 (28:04):
Because just wait, listen, I need his name.
Speaker 20 (28:07):
Oh, Unfortunately, I'm not able to disclose that information to callers.
Speaker 3 (28:12):
I mean, you you have a seamy radio. Can you
just like deliver a message from me? Then?
Speaker 20 (28:19):
No, that would actually be a breach in our contract
with our drivers.
Speaker 3 (28:22):
Rosebud over and out.
Speaker 11 (28:23):
There's a lady following you who thinks you are sexy?
Speaker 3 (28:28):
Right, gee is sexy too?
Speaker 19 (28:31):
Yeah.
Speaker 20 (28:32):
I will need to end this call unless there's anything
that I need to address about their driving.
Speaker 3 (28:38):
No, what you know what? Can you just leave him
a message from me? Hmm, it's really quick.
Speaker 11 (28:45):
I just need you to tell him when he stopped
to get gas at exit thirty nine, I was just
joking about putting an air tag on his truck.
Speaker 19 (28:53):
Oh damn, come on, No, Okay.
Speaker 3 (28:57):
I wasn't joking.
Speaker 19 (28:59):
He did do that. Okay, it didn't come.
Speaker 11 (29:01):
Off as flirty as I wanted it to. I don't know,
maybe it sounded like threatening.
Speaker 12 (29:07):
I'll tell you what.
Speaker 19 (29:07):
I'm gonna take your name down.
Speaker 3 (29:09):
Wait are you hitting on me?
Speaker 19 (29:11):
It's quite the opposite, ma'am.
Speaker 20 (29:13):
I'm actually concerned about you and the safety of our driver.
Speaker 3 (29:16):
Now, you could just tell him it's the hottie and
the Red Civic.
Speaker 19 (29:19):
Okay, that's a Red Civic. What's the year of that?
Speaker 3 (29:22):
Oh? No, one never tells her age.
Speaker 19 (29:26):
Okay, this is troubling, man. You should probably turn around
and go home.
Speaker 3 (29:30):
You can make a U turn on a freeway.
Speaker 19 (29:33):
No no, ma'am. If you made a U turn on
a highway, that wouldn't be safe or legal.
Speaker 3 (29:38):
You like, I've never been arrested before.
Speaker 19 (29:42):
Okay, that's funny.
Speaker 3 (29:44):
That's funny. Listen.
Speaker 11 (29:45):
If you're not gonna give me his information, can you
just tell him that my address is on my brazier
so he could just.
Speaker 3 (29:52):
Send it back.
Speaker 19 (29:54):
Okay.
Speaker 20 (29:54):
I absolutely will not do that, and I hope your
brazier is nowhere on or near our vehicle.
Speaker 3 (29:59):
I signed I'm brawn. I put it in his passenger seat.
Yeah what well, I tossed it in there because back
at the diner he left the window open a crack.
Oh man, I introduced myself. I didn't want to look
like a stalker.
Speaker 9 (30:12):
Man.
Speaker 20 (30:13):
That's exactly what you're doing by not following my directions
and not listening to me right now.
Speaker 11 (30:17):
Oh, I also rot on the backside of the bra
I wrote down my favorite radio show Broken Jeffrey in
the Morning.
Speaker 20 (30:25):
I don't even see how that's relevant. I need you
to hang up the phone and turn off the net
and stop following.
Speaker 11 (30:30):
They're the ones that do the break phone calls, you know,
like this one that you're.
Speaker 3 (30:35):
On right now.
Speaker 5 (30:37):
What can you not.
Speaker 3 (30:39):
You can't hear me?
Speaker 2 (30:40):
Maybe maybe can you hear me better?
Speaker 19 (30:42):
Now?
Speaker 5 (30:43):
This is actually.
Speaker 19 (30:45):
Why is the driving stopped?
Speaker 8 (30:47):
Because this is actually Broke from the radio show Broke
and Jeffrey in the Morning, and I'm I'm in a
radio studio right now, and that was just a sound effect.
Speaker 19 (30:54):
Oh my god, what are you kidding me?
Speaker 1 (31:00):
No, your boss Elena wrote us and said, it's your
one year anniversary at your job.
Speaker 3 (31:05):
Congratulations.
Speaker 20 (31:06):
Oh no, oh man, No, we've had people follow our
drivers before.
Speaker 2 (31:13):
Oh she told me that.
Speaker 3 (31:14):
She said, you deal with a lot of weirdos.
Speaker 20 (31:17):
Yeah, but most of them don't sign a bra and
put it in the driver's seat.
Speaker 1 (31:21):
Oh that was actually my favorite one, So I do
need that back if you could send it to the
radio station.
Speaker 19 (31:26):
No wait, did you wait? No, you're kidding.
Speaker 10 (31:31):
That was your number three phone tap of twenty twenty five,
freaking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 5 (31:38):
For sure, the most annoying part of dating apps isn't
the constant scrolling, or the inappropriate DMS, or even coming
across Brook's secret cougar match profile again again and again.
Speaker 6 (31:52):
The job boys don't get bit.
Speaker 5 (31:56):
It's all the wasted energy that you put in getting
to know somebody really, really well, only to never actually
meet up with them in person.
Speaker 2 (32:07):
So frustrating. I mean it sounds like it's well.
Speaker 5 (32:14):
Our listener on the phone says he's been there too
many times and now he has a method to eliminate
that headache and get right to the good stuff. You're
gonna hear it in a second date update right after
this second date update. If you ask me and Brook,
you'll probably agree with this. The dating world needs more ultimatums.
Speaker 1 (32:36):
No job, Yes, No, ults are not ever good.
Speaker 5 (32:41):
Ever, I think maybe we need them because the more
listeners we talk to, everybody seems so indecisive, so wishy washy, like,
oh maybe I'll date her, or maybe that other hot girl,
or maybe I'll just stick with my wife. I don't
really know here ultimatum suddenly sounding good, hombra.
Speaker 2 (33:01):
Yeah, they stick to your wife? Like, what is happening?
Speaker 9 (33:05):
MT.
Speaker 5 (33:06):
That's why I appreciate somebody who's actually willing to lay
all their cards down on the table and say this
is it, Take it or leave it. Apparently that's how
our listener, Dustin rolls ultimatum style. Well that's the vibe
I got from his email, Dustin, Welcome to the show.
Speaker 12 (33:24):
Hey, how's it going?
Speaker 13 (33:25):
Guys?
Speaker 1 (33:26):
Hey, you sound like such a nice guy for being
such a badassholetimatum maker.
Speaker 5 (33:31):
Yeah, tell me if I was wrong. But it sounds
like you like to play the dating game a little
bit more straightforward.
Speaker 12 (33:36):
Yeah, totally, let's go, man. I mean, I don't have
that much time left. I'm not going to sit down
and text all day.
Speaker 3 (33:44):
I want to extend.
Speaker 5 (33:45):
Do you do this?
Speaker 12 (33:46):
Here's my new role now when I talk to people,
it's like if I don't meet up with them right away,
it pretty much just kind of sizzles out.
Speaker 2 (33:53):
Okay, I mean I can see how that could happen.
Speaker 5 (33:56):
If you don't do that, you'll get strung along for
weeks and months and never did that person?
Speaker 2 (34:01):
What is right away to you? What does that mean?
Speaker 12 (34:04):
Yeah? I think like forty eight to seventy two hours
we should at least have like some kind of plan
to hang out. But like if that plan's not established
and it's probably never gonna work out.
Speaker 5 (34:13):
Yeah, that's actually.
Speaker 6 (34:14):
Kind of a rule.
Speaker 1 (34:15):
I kind of like that rule, like it's respecting everybody's time.
Speaker 5 (34:19):
Yeah, dating runs on deadlines, and so that's good.
Speaker 2 (34:21):
Esse.
Speaker 5 (34:22):
You gave Jessica the dating deadline.
Speaker 12 (34:25):
Well, I don't know. She I ended up just getting
her number and then I pretty much like kind of
took the conversation elsewhere off the app and then started
texting from there.
Speaker 4 (34:34):
I feel like that's an important step because otherwise the app,
you don't open it, you know, you don't reply, Yeah,
I don't.
Speaker 5 (34:39):
Check this person. So once it got off of the apps,
how did you and Jessica vibe?
Speaker 12 (34:45):
She's really really funny, So she pretty much was just
saying like, hey, long time, no chat?
Speaker 1 (34:51):
Okay, okay, did you turn it into an in person
date pretty quickly?
Speaker 12 (34:55):
Yeah? We went out for pizza. I love pizza.
Speaker 2 (34:58):
Was it in person?
Speaker 5 (35:00):
Oh?
Speaker 12 (35:00):
You want to know the crazy part about that? Yes?
Speaker 2 (35:03):
Obviously that's the only part I want to know part.
Speaker 5 (35:07):
We'll start with the crazy part first.
Speaker 6 (35:09):
Start there.
Speaker 12 (35:09):
She looked really different from the photos that went on
the profile. Different, not like a cat fish. I mean
she was still like super cute, like for sure, but
like different different, like different.
Speaker 1 (35:25):
Okay again, no, do you mean like she colored her
hair a different color.
Speaker 6 (35:31):
Maybe a full face tattoo that wasn't there before.
Speaker 12 (35:34):
No, nothing like that, but that would have been like
totally cool.
Speaker 5 (35:37):
Okay. Overall though, you liked what you saw in person.
Speaker 12 (35:44):
Yeah, she was cute. It was just different than what
I expected. But could this be my perspective? A lot
of the photos she had she was wearing sunglasses, so
you could be misjudged through that.
Speaker 5 (35:55):
Oh yeah, sunglasses now cover like seventy percent of the
face to tell who they are. So now that we've
covered the crazy, that a crazy part. Now that we've
covered all the crazy parts of the date, bring us
to the boring You know, mushy stuff. Oh yeah, yeah,
that's my favorite. Jose wants to know how the rest
of the date went.
Speaker 12 (36:13):
Everything was normal about the date, but then there was
like this one part that was really weird.
Speaker 5 (36:18):
Okay, going back to crazy again.
Speaker 12 (36:20):
It wasn't like super crazy, but it was just like
one of those another different things than I thought.
Speaker 2 (36:26):
Okay, what happened?
Speaker 12 (36:28):
Well, on her profile, like she talks about like pilates,
and a bunch of like pilates stuff is on her profile.
All right, Yeah, so I was kind of I thought
that was kind of cool about her. But every time
I would talk to her about pilates, I swear she
would just kept redirecting the conversation into something else.
Speaker 2 (36:48):
Huh.
Speaker 12 (36:49):
Weird.
Speaker 1 (36:49):
So it's either like, you know, it feels like she
either lied on her bio or you're talking to a
different person than what you're thinking.
Speaker 3 (36:58):
But I mean using girls.
Speaker 5 (37:01):
But Alexis, you put stuff in your profile that you
don't actually care much about. It's more of like a
I love sports.
Speaker 8 (37:08):
I do like a collegiate athletes, more athletic than you.
Speaker 6 (37:15):
Jack.
Speaker 5 (37:16):
But she also says that she enjoys baseball, even though
she thinks it has a half time in.
Speaker 3 (37:20):
Enjoyed that half times in the game.
Speaker 6 (37:23):
Not halftime after construction the second inning.
Speaker 5 (37:26):
Jack, I'm just saying maybe she isn't fully into Pilate's
as much as she claims.
Speaker 3 (37:33):
On says easier prompt to put on there, and I.
Speaker 1 (37:36):
Will say there is there is a phenomenon right now
that if you aren't a die hard fan of something,
you're not allowed to say that you like it.
Speaker 5 (37:43):
You know, how long has it been since you last
spoke to Jessica.
Speaker 12 (37:48):
It's been like six days.
Speaker 5 (37:50):
Oh no, which is a long time.
Speaker 1 (37:51):
When you were moving so quick, you know, you had
a pacing going, and it's dead.
Speaker 12 (37:56):
I don't understand because we both had such a great time.
She said, she had a great time.
Speaker 5 (38:01):
You know, let's try and keep the great times going
when we come back and we give this girl another
ultimatum and saying, I am it's either go out with
Dustin now or lose him forever.
Speaker 6 (38:14):
That's always the Yeah, that's.
Speaker 5 (38:16):
Just yeah, it just sounds more scary if you say ultimatum.
We're going to come back and do it with your
second date right after this, So hold on today's second
date update begs the question, can you fully trust what
you see in someone's dating profile, because our listener Dustin
(38:38):
met up with a woman from Bumble who looked a
little different than her picture. Not bad though, just different,
like a good, good different. And even though her bio
talked about pilates a lot, she didn't really want to
discuss it much on their date, which is kind of strange.
To be fair, my old dating profile said I'm Jewish,
but any woman who met up with me would discover
(39:00):
I'm not kosher and not good with money, so probably
equally confusing that.
Speaker 2 (39:06):
That's a really good point, Jeff, Yeah, I.
Speaker 5 (39:08):
Mean you can't trust it fully from the dating profile.
The good news is Dustin, despite the differences, really had
a good time with her. Yeah, it felt like they
vibed in ways he hasn't in the two years that
he has spent on this half before.
Speaker 1 (39:22):
God, I really want this to work out for you,
justin just because you have put in the time and
the effort and you seem like a good guy.
Speaker 12 (39:28):
Yeah, thanks a lot, Brooke, I really do appreciate that
about you.
Speaker 5 (39:32):
Yeah, oh, you.
Speaker 6 (39:33):
Appreciate that she compliments you.
Speaker 5 (39:34):
Well, her her fingers are crossed right now when she
said that, So Yeah, you.
Speaker 2 (39:39):
Don wanted to tell everybody everything.
Speaker 5 (39:41):
Okay, I feel like there is some part of Brook
that really is rooting for you today, justin yes, I am.
Speaker 1 (39:46):
I think this is going to be a simple like
miscommunication or something.
Speaker 12 (39:50):
You know, I mean, yeah, possibly, I mean, I don't know.
As long as you guys get me another date.
Speaker 5 (39:55):
Yeah, all right, all right, Well, let's style Jessica right now.
We'll see if she picks up and hopefully has a
simple explanation for why she hasn't hit you back colin
her right now? Here we go. Hello, Hey is this Jessica?
Speaker 19 (40:15):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (40:17):
Hey, Jill, She's so cute. I know. It's so nice
to talk to someone who's like positive and perky when
we talk to them. Because we're doing a second Date Update,
most of.
Speaker 6 (40:27):
Our listeners are like, who is this?
Speaker 2 (40:28):
Yeah?
Speaker 19 (40:31):
I'm sorry?
Speaker 12 (40:31):
What? Yeah?
Speaker 5 (40:34):
Sorry, I've got threw a lot at you. We're a
radio show called Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning, which
you're on right now. Congratulations. Hi, okay, Hi, And this
segment is called second Date Update. I don't know if
you've heard it before, but it's a thing where if
somebody blows you off and you're not sure why, we
can try to call that person for you to maybe
(40:54):
figure out if there's a reason for it.
Speaker 13 (40:57):
Okay, I I didn't blow anyone off.
Speaker 2 (41:02):
What Yeah, I mean, I guess I'm not talking.
Speaker 1 (41:05):
She said six I mean he said six days. So
maybe that's not blowing someone off to you. Maybe that's
not enough time.
Speaker 5 (41:11):
Yeah, because six days ago you went out with a
guy who, at least according to him, felt like you
had a really good connection. Afterwards, he feels like you've
been pulling away a little bit. His name is Dustin.
Speaker 2 (41:24):
Oh my gosh, I forgot about that one. Huh.
Speaker 5 (41:28):
Oh my gosh.
Speaker 13 (41:32):
I'm not trying to blow him off. I just don't
know what to do.
Speaker 5 (41:36):
Oh, Okay, I think.
Speaker 2 (41:37):
It's pretty simple. You should text him and go out
with him again.
Speaker 6 (41:40):
No.
Speaker 13 (41:40):
I mean, like, I don't know how much she told
you or what you know, But I actually matched with
Dustin a year and a half ago.
Speaker 1 (41:49):
A year and a half way, he said that you
guys just met on the app.
Speaker 2 (41:53):
And that you Yeah.
Speaker 13 (41:54):
So when I got a text from him like a
week ago, I was kind of confused. This was like, wait,
this is weird, just kind of out of the blue.
But I was just like, whatever, and I was just like,
long time, no chat.
Speaker 3 (42:06):
Oh yeah.
Speaker 1 (42:06):
He says that you made a joke that you were
joking because you had just been chatting with him.
Speaker 13 (42:12):
It wasn't a joke. It really was a long time.
Speaker 2 (42:15):
Oh my god.
Speaker 5 (42:15):
Waits.
Speaker 1 (42:18):
So you hadn't talked to Dustin in a year and
a half on an app at all, is what you're saying.
Speaker 17 (42:24):
Right, It was just a year and a half ago.
Speaker 13 (42:26):
You never replied to one of my texts, ok, And
then all of a sudden, Yeah, I get a text
from him.
Speaker 2 (42:31):
And then you guys went to pizza, right, you did meet.
Speaker 13 (42:34):
Up, right, we got pizza, And I was kind of like,
I wonder why all of a sudden he wants to
talk to me now. But I was like, I remember
he and I got along really well on Bubble, and
so I was just like, yeah, sure, let's get pizza.
Speaker 1 (42:46):
And is he in a coma for a year and
a half and he doesn't told us you went from
the app to that.
Speaker 5 (42:51):
Yeah, he made a year and a half And that
seems like a big miscommunication. What about that?
Speaker 2 (42:55):
It has to be the same person.
Speaker 13 (42:57):
It's the same like kept talking about pilates and how
like he kept asking about it, and I was like, oh,
He's like, I don't have that in my bio.
Speaker 6 (43:06):
That's the other girl.
Speaker 5 (43:07):
Oh no.
Speaker 13 (43:09):
But then I was like, oh my gosh, Jessica is
a really common name and thinking about it, and I
was like, oh, shoot.
Speaker 5 (43:19):
You think that he went out with the wrong Jessica
or texted the wrong Jessica in his fam I mean.
Speaker 13 (43:25):
Like it it could have been another Jessica from Bumble.
Speaker 6 (43:29):
Wait, wait, the Dustin Bumble. He probably has multiple Jessica Bumbles.
That makes so much sense.
Speaker 2 (43:35):
Did you have fun?
Speaker 1 (43:37):
I did?
Speaker 10 (43:37):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (43:38):
No, I had a lot of fun with him, even
though you had to keep dodging his questions about pilates.
Speaker 10 (43:44):
Yeah.
Speaker 13 (43:44):
I mean, honestly, I didn't know what to say. I
was kind of embarrassed, but like, we were really enjoying ourselves.
Speaker 5 (43:51):
So this makes sense why Dustin told us that she
didn't look like the pictures from the girl that he
matched with a couple of weeks ago.
Speaker 13 (43:58):
Wait, he said that, but he added.
Speaker 1 (44:01):
That you were super cute. It's not like it was
a disappointment. I think that's important to know.
Speaker 7 (44:06):
I also say, you're both in the spot because he's like,
I don't know where to go from here?
Speaker 6 (44:11):
And she just said, I don't know where to go
from here.
Speaker 5 (44:13):
Yeah, they're both in limbo.
Speaker 3 (44:15):
This is kind of perfect.
Speaker 5 (44:16):
Well, yeah, I guess that's it. Sorry, no, no, tell.
Speaker 1 (44:20):
Her, Jeff tell her. She doesn't know how to tell him,
and now she doesn't even have to.
Speaker 5 (44:24):
I guess the other option is if you are interested.
Dustin has been listening to this call on the other
phone line.
Speaker 2 (44:30):
Yeah, he knows everything.
Speaker 5 (44:32):
Oh my gosh, if he hasn't fainted already, Dustin you.
Speaker 12 (44:38):
There, Holy I can't believe this happened. I'm such an idiot.
Speaker 3 (44:43):
I'm such an idiot.
Speaker 12 (44:46):
You guys were talking about it. I was looking through
my phone and I saw all the different Jessica bumbles.
Speaker 13 (44:52):
Oh how many Jessica have you been talking to?
Speaker 5 (45:00):
I don't know.
Speaker 12 (45:01):
I mean, I'm embarrassed though, I mean, I'm I'm so sorry.
Speaker 17 (45:05):
Yeah.
Speaker 13 (45:06):
When you cut springing up Pilates, I was like, what
why did he bringing this up?
Speaker 2 (45:10):
Like?
Speaker 13 (45:10):
Did you want to see a move?
Speaker 12 (45:14):
I wouldn't know what you're talking about, but I know,
I know now. I just I thought it was very
interesting at the time. That's all.
Speaker 5 (45:21):
He was only asking because he thought that you were
super interested in it. But that was a different Jessica Bumble.
Speaker 1 (45:27):
I mean, now you need to maybe tell him what
are your hobbies in interest because he has no idea.
Speaker 13 (45:33):
I actually love soccer and I love hiking, and I
speak a little French and yeah, I.
Speaker 12 (45:41):
Think I remember that from a year and a half ago.
Speaker 5 (45:43):
Oka or was that the other Jessica Bumble like Jessica
Bumble number four.
Speaker 6 (45:48):
Oh that's right.
Speaker 1 (45:51):
You could have saved so much time and headache in
your life if you would have just gone out a
year and a half ago.
Speaker 12 (45:59):
Grow all right again, I'm just such an idiot.
Speaker 5 (46:04):
Women do like hearing that, So that's a good thing
for you to start saying. So, now that we've cleared
up the big misunderstanding and you realize who each other are,
you like each other at least it seems that way
from our perspective, we'd like to offer to send you
out on another date, Jessica, and we would pay for
it if you say yes.
Speaker 12 (46:22):
Maybe this could be like a mistake that was meant
to be.
Speaker 2 (46:25):
Well, see, that's why I need to turn it around.
Come on, Dustin.
Speaker 13 (46:30):
I want to hear something from Dustin, and depending on
what he says, maybe I'll say, yes, what is it
out of all this, Jessica's which one do you like best?
Speaker 5 (46:44):
If he's tough an answer here, he's like Jessica eighteen.
Speaker 12 (46:47):
Well, to be honest, Look to be honest, Jessica, you're
the only Jessica I had a real connection with all
the other jessicays, I never even hung out with.
Speaker 2 (46:54):
Look at that, You're.
Speaker 5 (46:58):
You're the only one that would talk to me.
Speaker 6 (47:01):
He's too honest.
Speaker 5 (47:03):
Did that answer your question? Jessica, it did.
Speaker 13 (47:06):
Yeah, I'll go out again.
Speaker 3 (47:10):
I think they're so cute.
Speaker 5 (47:12):
Well, congratulations you two. You're going out again, and it's
probably a good lesson for you, Dustin. You got to
put the year that you matched with the person next
to their names in your contacts.
Speaker 1 (47:22):
I'm always like today, I'm hoping after this he doesn't
have any more matches like.
Speaker 2 (47:26):
This is it?
Speaker 12 (47:27):
I think after this, I'm not going to use the
dating apps for a while.
Speaker 10 (47:32):
Yeah, after two years, bro, you need a break, Yes,
brooking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 5 (47:38):
See, that's why we do the second date updates. Jessica
said she didn't know what to do. She was caught
middate with a guy who thought that she was somebody else.
Speaker 2 (47:48):
That is, so that's my worst nightmare.
Speaker 5 (47:51):
It would be a turn off, obviously, but it was
like super awkward, Like how do you even bring that up?
The thing is that she wasn't a total stranger. They
matched eighteen months before then, and like we heard, they
seem to be actually pretty cute together.
Speaker 2 (48:05):
I mean, sometimes it's all about timing, you know. Maybe
eighteen months ago he would have thought, oh, I just
got on.
Speaker 1 (48:11):
The dating aps, It's gonna be awesome. And then now
he's two years in, he's like, wait.
Speaker 2 (48:15):
It's not yah.
Speaker 5 (48:17):
Is there a part of me that thinks Dustin is
texting the other Jessica right now? The one that he
ghosted a week ago?
Speaker 2 (48:23):
How dare you even bring.
Speaker 10 (48:24):
That up once?
Speaker 5 (48:26):
Remember he is a guy and we're addicted to the chase. Hey,
hopefully he can just focus on the current Jessica and
the good thing that they have going.
Speaker 1 (48:34):
Why would you even put that in his head if
he's listening, if you're.
Speaker 6 (48:38):
Listening, change the other Jessica's to do, not text?
Speaker 1 (48:40):
Yeah, just just delete their number. That's even easier.
Speaker 5 (48:44):
You never know, ye never say never. Yeah, but remember
you can listen to all of our second date updates
on Spotify, Apple or wherever you get your podcasts at
Brook and.
Speaker 10 (48:53):
Jeffrey, Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.
Speaker 5 (48:56):
Happy holidays everyone, It's Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.
And I don't know if you know this, but some
people are obsessed with checking out nudes online. Where what
lightsmiths tree?
Speaker 13 (49:09):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (49:10):
Wait, what is it?
Speaker 2 (49:12):
What's a Christmas tree?
Speaker 10 (49:13):
Newds?
Speaker 5 (49:13):
What I mean by that is there's a naked Christmas
tree trend that's going viral on social media. You mean
just a tree or lights basically, yeah, tree in your
house without any ornaments, no decorations or tinsel, and sometimes
even without lights. Oh, we'll put a photo up on
the Brook and Jeffrey ins to story so everybody can
(49:35):
see it.
Speaker 1 (49:35):
Its like from Kim Kardashian's house, isn't it. It's like
that neveless.
Speaker 4 (49:39):
Thing when you drive through the Richidbruds and you've see
in the window no decorations.
Speaker 5 (49:42):
On the couldn't be more wrong. It's Chloe Kardashians. They
are not the same person. Also, Victoria Beckham is doing this.
A lot of big Hollywood celebrities and influencers are getting
in it.
Speaker 1 (49:57):
Sucks, so because the best part of your tree is
putting up all the ornaments from your life, you know,
the things that your kids made, the ones you got
on trips in one.
Speaker 2 (50:05):
Of the rooms.
Speaker 14 (50:05):
You know.
Speaker 2 (50:06):
Sorry.
Speaker 5 (50:07):
Yeah, the reason why everybody's getting on board is because
it's more of a less is more celebration. Enjoy the
feeling of a clean looking tree without the chaos and
the clutter and the.
Speaker 2 (50:18):
Kids, says Victoria Beckham, who has everything.
Speaker 5 (50:22):
Yeah much, I trust her. Others do say. It does
look a little bit unfinished, even joyless, possibly intimidating, like
an animal might jump out of it and claw your
face off.
Speaker 2 (50:35):
What is exciting?
Speaker 5 (50:37):
Yeah, you know, it's a different kind of know what's.
Speaker 2 (50:39):
Gonna happen when you walk by the.
Speaker 5 (50:42):
Christmas has all types of different thrills that you can
get on board with either way. It's been slowly growing
in popularity, and some retailers have noticed and are now
offering nearly nude pre lit trees.
Speaker 2 (50:53):
Okay, that's right. It's for beige moms, you know, beige
moms where everything's beige, and like, why in beige? And
the eat almonds? Yeah, I feel like almond.
Speaker 5 (51:06):
Yeah, personally, I don't judge moms during Christmas, but you
want to do that hero ahead. We're not allowed to
do a nude Laser Stories not yet, so a regular
one is coming up right after this. It's the radio
segment that's turning the yogurt game on its ear with
(51:27):
a new creamy, protein packed flavor to start off your day.
Try out hot Dog Yogurt Eye or ko yo for sure?
Speaker 3 (51:37):
Is it made with real hot dog water.
Speaker 5 (51:38):
It comes in variations from spicy brought swirl to hot
link happiness with real processed meat aftertaste in every single bite.
Speaker 2 (51:48):
Is there chunks at the bottomley of the stirrup?
Speaker 5 (51:50):
You'll have to get one to find out. With Laser Stories,
a segment where we read weird news stories around the
globe just like everyone else does, except we've got a laser.
Those other frames can splurters, just don't. This first lazer
story is out of Swipe City. Okay, there's a new
dating app where the most important thing in the bio
is your weight, fertility, and milk production. Yes, it is
(52:16):
for cows.
Speaker 6 (52:18):
God, I truly was offended.
Speaker 10 (52:21):
Women.
Speaker 8 (52:21):
I was ready to sign up if I was single.
Speaker 5 (52:25):
Yeah, the farm where milk is produced for Bailey's Irish
Cream is the first big adopter of a new app
called Tinder for Heifer's.
Speaker 2 (52:34):
Of course it'd be an alcohol company that's.
Speaker 5 (52:36):
Like, yeah, let's get our in the fourth generation dairy
farmer says it's been an incredible success which allows farmers
to find their cows perfect mate by searching through animal
ancestry as well as listing their weight, fertility and milk production.
Should do this with Wag you Cows. There's currently two
(52:57):
hundred and thirty Bailey's Ladies who provide the cential ingredient
for the Irish Liqueur, and the farmers who over see
it say they deserve premium bulls and nothing less.
Speaker 2 (53:08):
How cute that they call them Bailey's Ladies.
Speaker 5 (53:11):
Yeah, that is the cutest name for I heard. Ever.
Optimizing mating reduces the chances of inbreeding each cuts waste
and lowers overall carbon emissions. Where were they at Brooks
family reunion?
Speaker 1 (53:24):
One bull showed up and was like, that's my sister anyway.
Speaker 5 (53:30):
The new Tinder for Cows is a paid dating service
at one hundred and thirty five dollars a year and
it's not just for the Bailey heifers. The app now
has over twenty five thousand Irish beef and dairy cows
on it.
Speaker 2 (53:42):
Okay, so the cows with accents?
Speaker 5 (53:44):
Yeah, and that number is only supposed to grow. So
go ahead and slide into Bessie's DMS because she is
ready and willing cowlfish. Yeah, this next Slazer story is
out of word world. The Internet became a bigger cesspool
of information this year than ever before.
Speaker 2 (54:04):
You mean disinformation?
Speaker 5 (54:05):
Right? What did I say information formation? I thought I
was in misinformation? Sorry, misinformation than ever before, So this
pick makes sense. Merriam Webster's word of the year is slop,
as in AI slop.
Speaker 13 (54:21):
Okay.
Speaker 5 (54:22):
They define it as digital content of low quality that's
produced usually in high quantity by means of artificial intelligence.
Speaker 2 (54:30):
You're telling me that AI model with six fingers is
a real Well.
Speaker 5 (54:35):
AI content got so cheap and easy this year, it's
unavoidable at this point. From cookie cutter writing full of
botched facts to that fun video your dad's scent of
an old lady on a sled crashing into a fence.
Speaker 2 (54:48):
That's a draft on a trampoline.
Speaker 3 (54:50):
You don't believe me.
Speaker 5 (54:52):
Much funnier than what we're doing ai slop is everywhere
right now, and they say they picked it because it
managed to sum up the problem and four letters.
Speaker 2 (55:01):
Oh.
Speaker 1 (55:01):
I thought they picked it because they put it into
chat GPT and that's what most.
Speaker 5 (55:05):
Likely that's true. Plus it gave us a fun way
to mock ai. Yeah that. Other words that made their
short list include Jerrymander, touch grass, performative, tariff, and meanwhile,
dictionary dot COM's word of the Year six seven, which
is I guess technically two words or two numbers, but believe.
Speaker 8 (55:27):
Dude, I was at the sixth grade band concert last
night and the band director goes, Okay, we're gonna have
to take a break for six to seven minutes.
Speaker 3 (55:34):
He didn't do it.
Speaker 6 (55:36):
That's a little accident.
Speaker 2 (55:38):
It was awesome.
Speaker 5 (55:41):
Let's go to your next laser story. Out of food
News Today, in celebration of National Maple Syrup Day, the
restaurant chain Denny's is dropping literal streetwear drip with the
release of Sticky Kicks. Sticky Kicks, I'm showing the picture
to my co host here. Sticky Kicks is the first
ever sneakers filled with real Denny's syrup pouches of it.
(56:07):
Ah Denny says the limited edition sneakers are impractical, unnecessary,
and completely over the top, which is exactly why we
love them. So each pair features Denny's iconic yellow, brown,
and red colors, and then on the sides there's transparent
panels that encase the syrup, which they did have to
(56:28):
add a disclaimer saying do not puncture the shoes or
eat the syrup from the shoes for any reason. These
drips are for style only, so please leave it.
Speaker 2 (56:38):
The emergency of waffles. But you don't have serrun.
Speaker 5 (56:42):
Yes, except for emergency obviously. The Sticky Kicks will drop
exclusively at nine am today on a first come, first
serve basis for one hundred and ninety five dollars a pot,
and not surprisingly, they expect to sell out almost instantly.
Speaker 6 (56:57):
I'll say, imagine rolling Denny's on that.
Speaker 5 (57:00):
Yeah, you lock star, Yes you are, just go to
your final laser story out of Holiday headquarters. Even if
you love holiday shopping, everybody has one stubborn person on
their list who is very difficult to shop for. And
let's be honest, it's Grandpa and he knows it.
Speaker 19 (57:19):
I agree.
Speaker 5 (57:21):
So a poll asked, how easy or difficult do you
think it is for other people to pick out gifts
for you. Twenty percent said very easy, another thirty eight
percent said relatively easy, and nine percent admitted it is
very hard to shop for them. If you break it
down by demographics, the people most likely to admit they're
very hard to shop for are men over the age
(57:43):
of sixty five.
Speaker 2 (57:45):
Wow, the grandpa's know it.
Speaker 6 (57:47):
Yes, yeah, I think we're all easy to shop we're
anybody here.
Speaker 2 (57:50):
Think they're picky when you get older. It's like, what
do they need?
Speaker 3 (57:53):
They have everything? Yeah, totally.
Speaker 5 (57:55):
The group most likely to say they're easy to shop
for are Southern women between the ages of thirty and
forty four. I just said I'm easy to.
Speaker 6 (58:03):
Shop for you.
Speaker 2 (58:04):
You're a Southern woman.
Speaker 5 (58:06):
They also asked how good or bad do you think
you are picking out gifts for people in your life.
I love shopping them.
Speaker 2 (58:13):
I'm pretty good.
Speaker 6 (58:14):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (58:14):
Well, according to the study, the worst gift buyers are
boomer men.
Speaker 2 (58:19):
Oh once again, men over sixty five.
Speaker 5 (58:23):
They're hard to buy for. They can't shop for anyone else.
Maybe we should just have them buy gifts for themselves. Seriously,
and if they do, they're probably gonna need somebody else
to help wrap the gifts for them, because guess what,
Grandpa's are also the group most likely to admit being
terrible at rapping presents too.
Speaker 2 (58:40):
You suck, Grandpa, step it up.
Speaker 6 (58:43):
You know Grandma's gonna buy his own gift and go.
Last year this was ten dollars less.
Speaker 3 (58:47):
He's still gonna be out.
Speaker 1 (58:48):
That's why Grandpa's only give you five dollars cash for
every holiday.
Speaker 5 (58:52):
They don't go for inflation. And that's why I always
tell all my friends, learn to wrap it up right.
That's what you say, And that's what this guy practiced
his And he is so excited for Christmas that most
of his presents are already wet from walking on them.
He just got out of his pond. Brook, He's a turtle.
Remember you, You are disgusting whatever you were thinking. If
(59:15):
you have any issues, look upstairs to the brain inside Yonder.
That's the problem. This was a very wholesome edition of
Laser Stories that Brooke has completely ruined. We're gonna do
the same time on Friday.
Speaker 10 (59:28):
Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 21 (59:40):
Sing it Brookly, hippopotamus with confidence, don't rock the come on,
are you kidding me?
Speaker 5 (59:55):
And hippopotamus, love me too? And that's a It doesn't
just describe Brook's dating history, it's also celebrating the joyous
demands of selfish children on Christmas.
Speaker 1 (01:00:08):
Oh, because she's demanding a hippopotamus, which is absolutely ridiculous,
and in.
Speaker 5 (01:00:12):
The spirit of the holiday, Brook is selfishly demanding a
win today. We'll see if she can pull it off
against Ron who played her a year ago and lost horribly.
Oh that was his description of the game, Ron, What
are you wanting for Christmas this year?
Speaker 14 (01:00:29):
All I want for Christmas this year, Jeff, is to
beat Brook.
Speaker 1 (01:00:32):
Yes, as ridiculous as a hippopotamus.
Speaker 5 (01:00:37):
You don't have to take that. We're going to clap
back at her when she leaves the studio. But you
got thirty seconds on the clock to answer as many
questions as possible. If you don't know when, you can
say past. But you have to beat her outright if
you want to win. Are you ready?
Speaker 14 (01:00:48):
I have been waiting a year for this.
Speaker 5 (01:00:51):
This is the moment you got this, dude. Your time
starts now. The Simpsons debut on this day in nineteen
eighty nine. What network does it air on?
Speaker 12 (01:01:00):
Fuck?
Speaker 5 (01:01:01):
How many colors are on a standard Rubik's cube. The
dessert tiramisu was invented in which country? In the twenty
thirteen movie Frozen, what actress voiced Princess Anna? What do
you call it when an object collapses inwards on itself
(01:01:22):
due to immense pressure imploding? Oh yeah, we'll accept that
answer for sure. Oh yes, I like it. Just the
way that Ron said it really got me going. Now
Brooks back, Ron, you just speak my language, dude, worry
about It's called bro bonding. Okay, But now brook is
(01:01:45):
back in the studio, and I have a feeling she's
going to be extremely jealous of Ron's holiday tradition that
he's been a part of since he's been little, because
his mom is a baker and she makes everybody in
their family their own individual favorite pies. What Ron, what's yours?
Speaker 12 (01:02:04):
Chocolate cream with cream on top?
Speaker 2 (01:02:06):
Oh my god?
Speaker 6 (01:02:06):
Oh yeah, I just banana cream.
Speaker 2 (01:02:09):
I just I'm sorry.
Speaker 8 (01:02:10):
I just pictured do you know Matilda and the cake
eating scene with the boy eating.
Speaker 2 (01:02:16):
The chocolate cake. I just pictured that.
Speaker 5 (01:02:18):
It's you as a child's rock.
Speaker 17 (01:02:20):
It's funny you mentioned that because one of the hippopotamuses.
Speaker 14 (01:02:24):
When the song became a big hit. Peev received a
seven hundred pounds baby hippo named the Matilda.
Speaker 5 (01:02:29):
Oh world, did this happens? Just aligned During this segment
and Ron, it also says that you guys do presents
on Christmas Eve, stalking is only on Christmas Day?
Speaker 19 (01:02:43):
Right?
Speaker 17 (01:02:44):
Isn't that weird?
Speaker 2 (01:02:45):
That's what Jose's family kind of does too.
Speaker 7 (01:02:47):
Yeah, we do all family exchange on Christmas Eve, and
then Christmas Day is for Sanna only.
Speaker 2 (01:02:52):
Yeah, and eating entire pies.
Speaker 5 (01:02:54):
Yes, but Sanna only brings stalking.
Speaker 12 (01:02:57):
I never understood that.
Speaker 5 (01:02:58):
You guys are talking about gifts inside the stockings. I
thought it was only wearing stockings. Okay, now I'm not
as interested in that tradition. I'm sorry. It's your turn.
Are you ready?
Speaker 2 (01:03:10):
Stockings only? Let's go?
Speaker 5 (01:03:12):
Oh yeah, time starts now. The Simpsons debut on this
day in nineteen eighty nine. What network does it air on?
Speaker 2 (01:03:19):
Fox?
Speaker 5 (01:03:20):
How many colors are on a standard Rubik's Cube?
Speaker 2 (01:03:23):
Eight? Nope, nope, six, You're lucky.
Speaker 5 (01:03:26):
I paused the dessert Tierra Missius was invented in which country?
Speaker 2 (01:03:29):
Italy?
Speaker 5 (01:03:30):
In the twenty thirteen movie Frozen, what actress voiced Princess
Anna Kristen Bell. What do you call it when an
object collapses inwards on itself due to immense pressure?
Speaker 1 (01:03:41):
Oh, imploding.
Speaker 5 (01:03:46):
I like it better when Ron said it, But let's
go the way he answers, way better. Let's just go
to the scoreboard to see how you Bolt did with Jose.
Speaker 6 (01:03:56):
It's so good.
Speaker 2 (01:03:57):
It's like Christmas in my mouth.
Speaker 6 (01:04:01):
Ron, you got three correct today? Friends?
Speaker 12 (01:04:04):
Oh?
Speaker 9 (01:04:04):
No, sexual three that's not bad.
Speaker 5 (01:04:07):
Good score, Ron, all five three. I'm sorry, Ron, but
at least you didn't lose horribly this and just normally.
Speaker 19 (01:04:16):
I would call that kind of horribly.
Speaker 12 (01:04:18):
I had a past two questions in a row.
Speaker 5 (01:04:23):
It's okay, Ron, let's go over the answers for everybody.
Simpson's debut on this day in nineteen eighty nine. It
airs on the Fox Network. Rubik's Cube standard Rubik's Cube
has six colors, one each side. The dessert tearing me
Sue was invented in Italy. In the movie Frozen, Princess
Anna is voiced by actress Kristen Bell. Elsa was voiced
(01:04:43):
by Adina Menzel. And when object collapses inwards on itself
due to immense pressure, it's called implosion or imploding.
Speaker 19 (01:04:52):
Oh yeah, that's just my voice. I'm sorry, I can't help.
Speaker 5 (01:05:00):
Okay, it's this classic Ron. Then I'm sorry, dude. It
wasn't enough to be Brooke. But just for playing, we're
going to give you a twenty five dollars Disney gift card,
valid at any Disney resort, theme park, or online in
the Disney Store.
Speaker 17 (01:05:12):
Awesome, I love it.
Speaker 2 (01:05:13):
Yeah. Well, hey, happy pie Day on Christmas to you, Ron.
Speaker 19 (01:05:17):
Yeah you too, Brooke.
Speaker 14 (01:05:18):
Happy happy New Year, and happy holidays everybody I really
wish good bye.
Speaker 2 (01:05:21):
Yeah, you're such a good daser. Ron.
Speaker 5 (01:05:23):
Oh what a friendly way to end the game. Ron,
come back and play again soon. We're gonna do win
Brooks Bucks, same time tomorrow
Hosts And Creators
Brooke Fox
Jeffrey "Young Jeffrey" Dubow
Jose Bolanos
Alexis Fuller
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