December 14, 2025 • 67 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Hey, full show is here and it's brand new. Yeah,
welcome to the podcast. It's Brook and Jeffrey in the morning,
and I may be creeping some construction workers out.
Speaker 2 (00:09):
I don't think Maybe is the Hey, here's our question,
Alexis was supposed to or is it?
Speaker 3 (00:17):
I can see you driving by construction site and them out.
Speaker 1 (00:20):
I'm cat calling.
Speaker 4 (00:21):
Yeah, yeah, hosing on an offer to meet up at
midnight from a complete stranger.
Speaker 1 (00:29):
Yeah, it's it's a wild what's on your mind today?
Plus we got a brand new second date update. We
just got a lot of fun for you.
Speaker 5 (00:36):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (00:36):
You want to start always with your comments, Yes, Selena commented.
Speaker 2 (00:40):
So a little while ago, we did a shot caller
on highest stress jobs.
Speaker 1 (00:43):
Oh yeah, that's right.
Speaker 2 (00:44):
At Selena said, this is my first time ever making
a comment, but I would like to add USPS workers
a high stress job. There's a reason the saying is
going postal, especially this time of year. Any sort of
delivery driver like ups, FedEx, Amazon, et cetera, should.
Speaker 1 (00:59):
Make a list, so I thought we should give them
a nice shout out. Absolutely, absolutely, thank you, thank you so.
Speaker 3 (01:04):
Much, so much, any delivery drivers.
Speaker 1 (01:07):
I am doing so much online shopping I'm sorry.
Speaker 6 (01:10):
Yeah, friends that are like managers at Amazon that are
complaining every day and.
Speaker 3 (01:14):
I'm like, yeah, that sucks one day shipping.
Speaker 1 (01:16):
Yeah, I'm sorry, guys, Thank you, thank you so much.
Hopefully this lessons your stress a little bit. A full
hour starts right now.
Speaker 3 (01:26):
Windsor has arrived early in parts of the US, oh
Brook and Jeffrey in the morning, like ice snow stores.
Speaker 1 (01:33):
Yes, that's what winter is.
Speaker 6 (01:35):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (01:35):
Yeah, I've got a lot of people wanting to curl
up into a ball and set their alarms for March
because in a survey, sixty six percent of Americans say
they wish they could hibernate like a bear all the
way through winter into springtime, you know, out of Christmas.
Speaker 7 (01:52):
I agree.
Speaker 6 (01:52):
I love Christmas, but once it hits January, walk me up.
Speaker 1 (01:56):
I love skiing. So I don't want to hibernate, but
I do want to do all the operation for hibernation. Yeah,
I see.
Speaker 3 (02:04):
You don't need permission to do that. How would Americans
accomplish that? Well? People were giving twenty options to be
as cozy as possible, and these were the top ones.
They selected. The most popular ways people like to get
cozy in the winter time love. This Number seven is
lighting some candles.
Speaker 8 (02:24):
Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (02:25):
My husband he carries candles around with him around the house.
Yeah yeah, they go from room to room with him. Yeah,
he loves candles.
Speaker 3 (02:34):
Number six not leaving the house.
Speaker 8 (02:37):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (02:38):
Number five sleeping in late. It's a good way to
get cozy. These most popular ways people like to get
cozy in the winter.
Speaker 6 (02:45):
You'll sleep in and then wake up and like go
back to sleep for thirty more minutes, and you're like, that.
Speaker 1 (02:49):
Was extracise before I had children. That was cute.
Speaker 8 (02:52):
Yeah. Sorry.
Speaker 3 (02:53):
Number four hopping on tinder.
Speaker 1 (02:57):
That's how you're getting cozy to your house kind of
I'm just kidding.
Speaker 3 (03:01):
I'm just kidding. It's a cup of tea, your hot cocin,
much more that, Jeff. Number three layers of blankets.
Speaker 9 (03:09):
Yeah yeah.
Speaker 3 (03:11):
Number two putting on relaxing music like this Holia, which
so cozy. All right, Okay, enough of that, enough of
that garbage. And the number one way people like to
get cozy during winter is by curling up on the couch.
Speaker 6 (03:32):
And if you can do as many combos as all
that with the heavy blanket, and then.
Speaker 3 (03:38):
You can actually hibernate for seven months. So good luck.
Just barely not making the list is hearing radio idiots
get electrocuted with a dog shot collar, along with the
soothing sound of our digital producer asking us some tricky questions.
So Jake, soothe us the way. Only you know how I.
Speaker 10 (03:57):
Had twenty ways to get cozy. I gotta throw the way.
Let's see. Okay, let me think it's Christmas time, not
just in America, but all over the world. They're celebrating
yule Tide, from Tokyo to Toledo, from Smallville to Whoville. Ah,
you and every country has their own unique holiday traditions,
(04:18):
especially when it comes to festive foods, like for example,
in Japan, they treat fried chicken like a traditional Christmas feast.
Yes cool, thanks to a marketing campaign in nineteen seventies
that convinced everybody that fried chicken is what Americans eat
on December twenty fifth every other day of the year.
Speaker 1 (04:35):
No, I'd be down for that on December.
Speaker 10 (04:37):
Twenty But could you tell the difference between a real
holiday dish from overseas and one I just made up?
Speaker 3 (04:44):
Probably not.
Speaker 10 (04:45):
That's your challenge today. During a special Global Dish or
Total Ish edition of OD demn twenty. You say number
one through twenty, I'll give you a country along with
a unique holiday meal they enjoy. You just have to
tell me if that's a real global dish or just
some made up total ish. Let's start with the woman
(05:06):
whose idea of an international treat is a bowl of
mac and cheese with Fiji water.
Speaker 11 (05:11):
Alexis exotic top he seven for seven Alexis.
Speaker 10 (05:16):
Your holiday meal comes from Brazil and it's called Christmas
Coconut meat loaf. It's a loaf shaped block made entirely
of shredded coconut pressed together like it's trying to pretend
it's a protein Brazilian servant at Christmas. Because it's the
only dish it doesn't melt in the heat. Most tourist
say it tastes like dessert that lost its way. Is
(05:36):
that a real global dish or international ish?
Speaker 2 (05:40):
Just a bunch of coconut and a mealaf pan?
Speaker 1 (05:43):
I kind of I picture it a what are those called?
A fruit fruitcake?
Speaker 2 (05:48):
Yeah, but to not milk coconut does get mushy, doesn't it.
Speaker 1 (05:51):
I'd go for some coconut cake on a bee coconut
meat cake.
Speaker 12 (05:55):
Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 1 (05:56):
I'm gonna say fake.
Speaker 10 (05:57):
Alexis says that's ish international Ish Brook. Wherever you seven
is off the board, give me eight, Brook. Your holiday
meal comes from the magical land of Finland. Food is
reindeer egg custard. It's a baked, creamy holiday flan supposedly
(06:20):
made from the mythical winter eggs that reindeer leave in
the snow.
Speaker 9 (06:28):
I just figured it out.
Speaker 10 (06:29):
Of course, reindeer don't lay eggs, but the story is
that families collect these frost covered gems on Christmas Eve
then eat them with their hands for good luck. Is
this a real global dish or international only rabbits lay
eggs on.
Speaker 1 (06:44):
The Christmas Jeff, I'm so confused, Like, what is the
dish exactly rains.
Speaker 10 (06:50):
Your egg custard? Custard? Make it egg custard.
Speaker 1 (06:54):
It's egg custard.
Speaker 3 (06:56):
It doesn't sound fake.
Speaker 1 (06:57):
Well, the egg custard would be widgit. And it's a
cute story. I mean, I don't know, why are they
not just eating the reindeer in Finland? Like that's my
whole thing.
Speaker 3 (07:06):
That's not magical sounding Brook.
Speaker 1 (07:08):
Yeah, I'm gonna total.
Speaker 10 (07:12):
Ish Brooks says total ish. Brooke did say it was cute,
so I'll take that as a compli. Jose. Seven and
eight are off the board. Twelve Jose. In England they
have something called Christmas pudding. It's a heavy fruitcake soaked
in booze, and they light it on fire before serving it.
The flame is supposed to represent bringing light into the
(07:34):
dark winter, but mostly it's to distract you from the
fact that it weighs as much as a bowling ball.
Speaker 9 (07:39):
Oh my god, this is a.
Speaker 10 (07:40):
Real global dish or international ish. I can see this. Alexis.
You've been out there a bunch.
Speaker 8 (07:45):
You know you.
Speaker 1 (07:48):
Didn't need a booze cake. I mean does.
Speaker 9 (07:54):
I'm there's a bunch of total ish.
Speaker 10 (07:56):
Jose says, Ish, that's probably super boie. Speaking of flaming fruitcakes, Jeffrey,
we're over to you.
Speaker 3 (08:09):
Give me number five.
Speaker 10 (08:11):
Number five. Your holiday treat is from Norway and it's
called Glowing moose pudding, where as the locals call it.
See how I do this look tender elk pudding. It's
a neon green dessert made from moose, gelatine and local berries,
supposedly glowing to guide Santa through the long polar night.
Families eat it after the main meal to light up
(08:32):
the holidays, so it mostly makes everyone light up their
porcelain thrones in the restroom. Is it a real global
dish or international ish?
Speaker 3 (08:40):
Huh? First of all, your Norwegian accent flawless.
Speaker 1 (08:46):
All larger Norway listeners are probably like, I didn't know
the show is local.
Speaker 3 (08:54):
It's so impressive. I've never heard of glowing moose pudding before.
But just because of Jake's Norwegian accent, I'm gonna believe
in the spirit of Christmas even though I'm a Jew,
I'm gonna say this is real global dish. Don't let
me down, Jake.
Speaker 10 (09:11):
Jeffery says Global Dish again. I'm sorry, Jeffrey. The ladies
have one today's edition of.
Speaker 3 (09:24):
All Right, Well, the girls get to choose who get shocked,
and they're gonna be singing Felice Navidad by jose Feliciano.
Speaker 1 (09:31):
I wanted you to sing Reach for the Stars. Yeah. Fine.
Can we do a double shock of both of you?
Speaker 3 (09:37):
Just because it's Christmas? The least navi the trumpets.
Speaker 10 (09:44):
At least trumpet sounds.
Speaker 3 (09:55):
Oh that was your shock collar question of the day
or how do they say it in Norway?
Speaker 10 (09:59):
Jake look to yes, We're gonna.
Speaker 3 (10:02):
Do a phone tap coming up right after this.
Speaker 8 (10:07):
Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 3 (10:10):
Have you guys ever thought about what our show is
gonna look like fifty years from now? Who do you
know fifty Yeah, it's crazy to think that we're still
going to be on the radio. Radio will exist.
Speaker 1 (10:23):
I don't think that's gonna be it.
Speaker 3 (10:25):
Come on, guys, I believe in future phone taps. We're
just gonna be prank calling people's Alexas and they're smart fridges.
Speaker 1 (10:32):
I thought we were just going to dial straight into
their brains.
Speaker 10 (10:35):
We might.
Speaker 3 (10:35):
Yeah, hoosean Alexis are gonna have to fly out for
what you're doing at the Costco grand opening on Mars.
It'll be a fun trip, a real thick Martian accident.
Speaker 1 (10:45):
Yeah, I don't people have to fly. I think we
can tell it for it. Yeah, we still be upset
about the Muffins.
Speaker 3 (10:51):
Chase, definitely, And with attention span shrinking so quickly, we
won't have time to do our next segment what's on
your mind? We'll just have a button that telepathically sends
listeners all our thoughts as you sleep. That's not gonna
be good.
Speaker 1 (11:05):
You want all of them, we're.
Speaker 3 (11:08):
Gonna get them. So until we get to that point,
try to enjoy us sharing our lives the old fashioned
way by talking them into microphones so ancient. It's during
a brand new What's on your Mind? Coming up? Right now?
It's broken Jeffrey in the morning. And I just hate
it when people act all intellectual and talk about Mozart
(11:29):
when they've never even seen one of his paintings before.
Speaker 1 (11:33):
It's not okay.
Speaker 3 (11:38):
We don't pretend to be intellectuals okay, not even close.
We just go around the room and share the low
brow thoughts that we've all been thinking about lately. Neuro
sophistication guaranteed, starting with the brook Brook What's on your
Mind art slam.
Speaker 1 (12:00):
So I haven't talked about it, but at the beginning
of August, we started a big renovation on our house,
which we feel really fortunate for. Oh yeah, and we
hired this company and these two guys run this company,
and they have been incredible, incredible, right, so much so
that they're there every morning at seven, Like on the weekends,
I'm like, do you want coffee and bagels? Like we've
(12:21):
started to really fall in love with them.
Speaker 3 (12:23):
I'll take a back massage if you're.
Speaker 1 (12:25):
Offering my daughter has Christmas gift ideas for them. Oh,
they're like part of our family, which is fantastic, except
for construction is wrapping up.
Speaker 3 (12:35):
Oh no, oh no, exactly projects.
Speaker 1 (12:39):
I'm having anxiety about them leaving, and so I'm wondering,
is it weird to try to be friends with them?
Speaker 7 (12:48):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (12:49):
Afterwards, like I was thinking.
Speaker 1 (12:50):
That maybe we can invite them over for dinner. I
want to meet their babies. Oh wow, they're from Bulgaria.
I thought maybe we could do a big family vacation.
Speaker 6 (13:00):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (13:01):
A lot of research on Bulgaria and it looks incredible.
Speaker 10 (13:05):
They could be a tour guy.
Speaker 9 (13:06):
They could translate.
Speaker 3 (13:07):
That's actually I would love to see the looks on
their faces that when you ask if you could go
with them to Bulgaria to meet their families.
Speaker 1 (13:14):
Am I crossing a line?
Speaker 2 (13:16):
I know them in here, and they're excited for this
project to be okay.
Speaker 3 (13:21):
In them to be a part of your family, Brook,
I think you should do it and see how it goes.
Start with dinner, you say, let's come.
Speaker 10 (13:27):
You want to come over a.
Speaker 1 (13:28):
Nice Christmas That's okay, right, and then see how that goes. Okay,
I don't know if okay is the word, but it's sucking.
I like them so much.
Speaker 3 (13:35):
We can't tell Jose what's been on your mind.
Speaker 6 (13:38):
I live in downtown in the city, right, and parking
is always an adventure for me.
Speaker 3 (13:42):
I want to go do stuff.
Speaker 6 (13:44):
So anyway, I was gonna go stop at the pharmacy,
and next door there's a burger place, and the pharmacy
parking lots fall.
Speaker 3 (13:52):
It's a small place, so I'm like, I'm going to
park in the little burger lot. You guys get it right.
So anyway, so I park for like literally two minutes,
no more than three. I come out.
Speaker 6 (14:04):
There is immediately a parking enforcement ticket on my windshield.
And I don't know how because I truly was so quick.
Guys like, I'm truly I've never been so shocked. I
sit in my car and I immediately somebody comes.
Speaker 3 (14:15):
Up, knocks on my door. There I rolled my window.
Speaker 6 (14:19):
The guy's like, hey, I'm I'm the guy that gave
you the ticket. I just want to say, like, I
am so sorry. You look so upset, dude, I wonder why.
Well He's like I saw you looking around and like
I didn't know you were gonna be that fast or
I would have waited.
Speaker 8 (14:34):
I didn't know.
Speaker 3 (14:35):
Oh that's what all your dates say to you too,
so fast, that's so true.
Speaker 6 (14:41):
And I'm just like what And he's like, by the way,
I really can I take a picture of your car?
Like a what?
Speaker 3 (14:47):
And he goes, I'm new to town.
Speaker 10 (14:49):
I'm a car enthusiast. I drive the beamer over there.
Speaker 6 (14:52):
There's like an old beamer like with like mismatched parts
on it. Yeah, He's like, you think you could take
my number down and then like sometime, like like at
mid night we could like go through the city and
like take pictures of our cars together.
Speaker 10 (15:03):
And I was like, no, thank you very much.
Speaker 6 (15:06):
So I paid eighty five dollars for two minutes of
parking in the pharmacy.
Speaker 9 (15:15):
Maybe I still can't about.
Speaker 3 (15:16):
It, alexis what's been on your mind?
Speaker 2 (15:18):
So this past fall I was helping coach high school
cross country, and then as the season came to an end,
we had the end of season banquet and I had
to do what I hate most, and that's public speaking.
Speaker 3 (15:29):
The banqueting. We don't do it for your job. I
don't know.
Speaker 2 (15:32):
I got of the high schoolers and their parents with
me talking.
Speaker 3 (15:36):
But you did it.
Speaker 2 (15:37):
I did it, But I tried to like prep like
I asked some of the kids I talk about, and
I like looked up there, like times I ran.
Speaker 1 (15:42):
This season, their best whatever.
Speaker 2 (15:44):
So I'm up there talking and at one point I'm
talking about one of the girls and how well she's done.
Speaker 1 (15:48):
And I'm getting really specific.
Speaker 2 (15:49):
When I look into the audience, I see her shaking
her head no, and I'm like, no, what that's weird,
and I like finish and then I go look at
my notes after talking about the wrong kids.
Speaker 1 (15:59):
Yeah, I'm talking about how far she.
Speaker 2 (16:01):
Made it in the season all this got injured week
one and was gone. Sometimes I finished and I'm like, okay,
I'm done.
Speaker 1 (16:10):
At least, and you made it far.
Speaker 3 (16:12):
Across the room, yeah, yeah, you're injury.
Speaker 2 (16:14):
The kids go up after and they're talking about the
coaches now, and I'm like, oh, this will be good.
Every coach you know, they're like they run with us,
they're so inspirational, motivational.
Speaker 1 (16:22):
It gets to me and they're like, so coach Alexis.
Speaker 2 (16:25):
She always has a lot of stories, she tells.
Speaker 3 (16:29):
She talks a lot on our runs.
Speaker 4 (16:31):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (16:31):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (16:32):
The imagination.
Speaker 1 (16:34):
Period over I'm like, wasn't a compliment? You might have
to call stick on the banquet next year, jeffreyone's on
your mind.
Speaker 3 (16:44):
Six months ago, I made a big purchase, at least
like I thought it was. I went online to one
of those big electronics stores. I won't say which one,
but I bought a brand new smart TV Woo.
Speaker 1 (16:55):
That's a huge purchase.
Speaker 3 (16:56):
When it showed up, I realized I hadn't paid close
enough attention to the details because it was about half
the size that I expected it to.
Speaker 1 (17:07):
That's the only detail I look at is how many
inches big?
Speaker 3 (17:10):
As they put so many numbers though, I'm like, which
number am I supposed to pay attention?
Speaker 1 (17:15):
Like you thought you were getting like a sixty inch
TV and you got a thirty inch.
Speaker 3 (17:19):
It was pretty small, Okay. It goes in my living
room right above the main fireplace, so you can imagine
big fireplace, large empty wall, tiny TV.
Speaker 1 (17:28):
You've just returned it, and.
Speaker 3 (17:31):
Guys, even the guy hanging it, was like, are you
sure you want to do this mounted it? The guy
was like, I could probably just hang this with masking table.
We don't need a whole bracket. But I was like,
just do it. I'm just gonna ride this out fast
forward to present day. It stopped working the TV woow.
Speaker 1 (17:50):
It takes months. There's got to be some warrant to you.
Speaker 3 (17:52):
It can't locate the Wi Fi signal in my house,
so the tech people came out. They can't figure it out.
I have to replace it now, And I realize I
actually prefer a smaller screen.
Speaker 1 (18:03):
You do.
Speaker 3 (18:05):
I like standing up and standing close to it because
I feel like less of a couch potato that way.
Speaker 8 (18:10):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (18:11):
Yeah, Michael Scott TV from that one episode.
Speaker 1 (18:14):
And you can't turn on close captions because they're too
small to read.
Speaker 3 (18:17):
Oh yeah, unless I'm wearing my glasses.
Speaker 9 (18:19):
Ohocular.
Speaker 1 (18:21):
I feel to get it even smaller for.
Speaker 3 (18:23):
My next one. I'm going even smaller. I'm thinking twenty
four inches right above the fireplace, well.
Speaker 7 (18:29):
Gaming monitor in my streets.
Speaker 1 (18:30):
You should use an iPad at this point.
Speaker 3 (18:32):
Yeah, it's a good idea. Do they mount those above
your wall?
Speaker 1 (18:36):
I think that's where the duct take couse.
Speaker 3 (18:37):
It's oh man, I'm gonnavite you guys over for a party.
Can't wait banging? That's what's on our minds. You could
text in seven eight, five, nine two and tell us
what's been on yours?
Speaker 8 (18:48):
Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 3 (18:50):
It's Brook and Jeffrey in the morning. We just shared
what's been on our minds, and the listeners so loyal,
texting seven eight, five, nine two telling us what's been
on theirs. This one says good more ring Brook, Alexis,
Jose and Jeffrey last have a great Friday from Caitlin
in Tennessee. Caitlyn, you know you're identifying yourself publicly here.
(19:12):
Your friends are gonna mock you when they find out
you listen to our show. What are you doing to yourself?
Speaker 9 (19:16):
Oh no, she.
Speaker 1 (19:17):
Didn't put her last name, and they'd have to be
listening also to hear this.
Speaker 3 (19:21):
How many Caitlin's could there be in Tennessee?
Speaker 6 (19:23):
Every Kaitlyn and Tennessee just lost all their friends.
Speaker 3 (19:26):
Yes, no street for Caitlin. Another says Hello, my name
is Raynaldo and I'm a big fan of the second
date update and would like to contact Brook and Jeffrey
for a second date update.
Speaker 1 (19:36):
Hey, that's so cool. You can do that on our website.
Speaker 3 (19:38):
Jose, you know you're not allowed to request second dates
through your phone town it's too weird. Another one says
not sure. When's what's on your mind. But what's on
my mind is that I have four little boys, ages
one through seven, and just found out I'm pregnant with
baby number five. What are the odds it's another boy.
Speaker 1 (20:00):
I just read a thing that like, once you have
a couple of the same gender, then they keep coming
out that way.
Speaker 3 (20:04):
I feel like that is sorry, I don't know, like
a little boy factory Brooke, would you be willing to
do a gender reveal like with a corn dog?
Speaker 10 (20:13):
Maybe for her?
Speaker 3 (20:14):
If the wiener's in blue inside it's a boy.
Speaker 1 (20:19):
Or if the thing's hollow, then you know it's a girl.
Speaker 3 (20:22):
All right, we'll put together something for you. But yeah,
that's what we do. More weirdness after.
Speaker 8 (20:27):
This freaking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 3 (20:32):
Let's talk about the perks of being single during the holidays.
I feel like no one talks about this enough because
obviously no need to go gift shopping, so you save
a ton of money.
Speaker 9 (20:44):
Okay, yeah, you still my friends for your friends and family.
Speaker 3 (20:47):
Yep, you don't have to embarrass yourself trying to ice
skate together in a big, crowded wrinkful of screaming children
and of course you have free reign to shamelessly flirt
with all the hots. Seventy year old Malsanta's you want
how you do it? Oh yeah, yeah, because even if
(21:09):
you're not single, you can try.
Speaker 1 (21:11):
But not doing that.
Speaker 13 (21:15):
Drunk?
Speaker 3 (21:15):
Yeah, But maybe the best part of being single for
the holidays is you can go out on as many
festive dates as you want, and when they go wrong,
come right onto our show to share your pain. During
a special holiday themed edition of Battle of the Tender Dates.
We're gonna do it coming up right after this.
Speaker 8 (21:33):
Hope One dating app, then dares you swipe right? The
question is whose love life is more tragic?
Speaker 3 (21:44):
It's Battle of the Tinder Dates. It's the holly jolly
game show that introduced Rudolph to a brand new type
of reindeer game called Spin the Bottle. He special holiday
edition of Battle of the Tinder Dates, where we hear
about the least wonderful dates during the most wonderful time
(22:07):
of the year.
Speaker 5 (22:07):
Ya.
Speaker 3 (22:08):
You will explain the rules in just a second, but
first let's meet today's contestants in this corner. She's been
banned from four holiday candy stores because of the enthusiastic
way she handles a candy cane. Meet Peppermint Lolli, Molly. Hello,
you know you don't want to need it all once?
Speaker 1 (22:28):
Right, See, I feel like that she's a curve side eater,
only you know that she puts that part in her
mouth first.
Speaker 3 (22:33):
Yeah, she'll never reveal her secrets. And in the other corner,
she actually enjoys answering scam calls just so she can
flirt with the fradster on the other end of the line,
Max my visa, Lisa, Hello.
Speaker 1 (22:48):
You need more in person dates?
Speaker 3 (22:51):
Yeah? Don't let people tell you how to live your life, Lisa. Okay,
here's how good. Here's how the game works. One condessent
will start by telling one of their worst datings that
happened during the holiday season. Then the other would try
to counter with the nightmare story of their own. We're
going back and forth for three rounds until we declare
a winner, just in time for Christmas. We're gonna kick
things off with Peppermint Lolli, Molly, go for it.
Speaker 14 (23:14):
Okay. So he invited me to a romantic tree lighting.
Oh cute, right, So he sent me the address to
meet him, and I get there and it's his house
and it's a small fake tree in his garage.
Speaker 1 (23:30):
No, it's not even in his living room.
Speaker 3 (23:34):
No, garages are the traditional location for holiday trees.
Speaker 1 (23:37):
It's been worse.
Speaker 14 (23:39):
The rest of his family was waiting inside to meet me.
Speaker 3 (23:43):
WHOA, it's surprising.
Speaker 1 (23:47):
I was going to say, you didn't want to be
in the garage, but now you just want to stay.
Speaker 3 (23:49):
There, Lisa, can you counter?
Speaker 15 (23:53):
Okay?
Speaker 12 (23:54):
A guy invited me to go caroling with him. Who
He told me he does it every year.
Speaker 1 (23:59):
Okay.
Speaker 3 (24:00):
That's a big deal for a guy to invite a
lady to come singing with him. That's the highest.
Speaker 1 (24:04):
Level, says the karaoke king. Okay, so you hit the
high notes that I can't what happened?
Speaker 12 (24:13):
So I meet up with him and it's just the
two of us, and the first house.
Speaker 15 (24:17):
That we go to, this woman opens.
Speaker 16 (24:20):
The door okay, and she's like my age, and he
starts singing single bells to the tune of jingle bells.
Speaker 1 (24:31):
I don't get it lowly on Christmas Day?
Speaker 3 (24:35):
Why would you sing it to Okay, it's true.
Speaker 12 (24:38):
That's when I found out that he does it to
his ax.
Speaker 15 (24:42):
The one that opened the door every single year.
Speaker 1 (24:48):
I've never seen a lone caroller. So that makes sense
why he's the only one going to the one house.
Speaker 3 (24:53):
Yeah, it's her fault for keeping the door open and
hearing the entire thing. You should have just closed the door. Okay,
we're on to the second round here, So Peppermint, Lolly Molly,
we're back to you.
Speaker 5 (25:05):
Okay.
Speaker 14 (25:05):
So I have like a really good dinner date with
this guy who was super into Christmas, which is great
because so am I and he kept talking about the
magic of the holiday, and then it was fine, and
then he dropped me off. And then at two in
the morning, I wake up and I hear something and
it's a guy calling out for help.
Speaker 1 (25:24):
What scary?
Speaker 14 (25:25):
I know, it was so scary, and I'm like half
asleep and I don't really know what's happening, and I
find my date stuck in my chimney.
Speaker 3 (25:34):
What whoa huh?
Speaker 14 (25:37):
How he was trying to surprise me like some weird
Tinder santa. Oh no, no, I fied apartment. Yeah it's
bringing an entering but like cheerfully or I don't.
Speaker 3 (25:53):
Know, a little bit too festive for your's Like, Lisa,
we're back to you.
Speaker 14 (25:58):
Okay.
Speaker 15 (25:59):
So we went to a Christmas light event and.
Speaker 14 (26:02):
There was a.
Speaker 15 (26:04):
Live Nativity scene.
Speaker 16 (26:06):
With actors and costumes and everything with It was cool
until my date started.
Speaker 12 (26:13):
Heckling the wise men were committing to the wrong star.
Speaker 1 (26:21):
I don't remember that part of the story.
Speaker 12 (26:22):
People told him to shut up. They asked us to leave.
They like escorted up out.
Speaker 1 (26:26):
Oh no, freak and sense and murrh for you.
Speaker 8 (26:31):
Baby yea.
Speaker 3 (26:33):
Yeah, the third and final round here, which means peppermint
lolly molly hit us with it.
Speaker 13 (26:38):
Okay.
Speaker 14 (26:39):
So I was at this guy's house and he suggested
we decorate his treet together.
Speaker 13 (26:43):
Which is so cute.
Speaker 14 (26:44):
I felt like I was in like a little Hallmarks
movie and.
Speaker 1 (26:46):
Oh my god, this is genius. Do you want to
come over to my house on a date and put
up all my decorations?
Speaker 8 (26:53):
Well that was the thing.
Speaker 14 (26:54):
He just like watched football the whole time.
Speaker 3 (26:57):
That's yeah.
Speaker 14 (26:58):
And so I went home and I like, I texted
him later and was like, what was that? And he
admitted that he uses girls from Apps to do that
every year.
Speaker 1 (27:09):
Oh that is not the Christmas spirit.
Speaker 3 (27:14):
But the good news is at least he chose you
this year.
Speaker 14 (27:17):
So I didn't feel like a wise.
Speaker 3 (27:22):
Yeah, okay, Max my visa, Lisa, this is your last chance.
Speaker 14 (27:27):
Okay.
Speaker 15 (27:28):
So I met a guy at a bar and right.
Speaker 12 (27:31):
When I get there, he pulled out mistletoe and he
did it every five minutes throughout the entire date.
Speaker 1 (27:40):
Oh god, you had to kiss him so many times.
Speaker 12 (27:44):
He wasn't even a good kisser.
Speaker 3 (27:49):
But you have to do what the mistletoe says.
Speaker 8 (27:51):
I did.
Speaker 17 (27:52):
I tried, and then eventually I.
Speaker 12 (27:54):
Was like, Okay, I want you to close your eyes
and I want you to count to ten. And by
the time he counted to him, I just high heeled
it out.
Speaker 5 (28:02):
Of that bar.
Speaker 3 (28:05):
It quick escape. All right, that's the final bell, and
that means the match is over, so we need to
score it. Judges, Alexis, who's your choice.
Speaker 2 (28:13):
I'm doing Lisa for having to carol at his ex's house.
Speaker 3 (28:17):
Brook.
Speaker 1 (28:18):
Oh, I'm going Molly for the guy stuck in her chimney.
That's like a bad local news story.
Speaker 3 (28:24):
We're all locked up, So Jose gets the final vote.
Speaker 6 (28:26):
I think the meanest thing that happened was tricking someone
into decorating a tree.
Speaker 3 (28:31):
That means congratulations, Peppermint, Lolly, Molly, you are the Chris
Kringle of keeping it single for the holidays.
Speaker 1 (28:39):
Congratulations, it's cube and it rhymes Molly.
Speaker 3 (28:42):
Jeff was waiting for that.
Speaker 14 (28:43):
Thank you so much. I don't know why this feels
both embarrassing and victorious.
Speaker 1 (28:49):
Both things can be true.
Speaker 3 (28:50):
It's like you're on a date all over again. That's
your holiday Battle of the Tinder dates phone taps coming
up right.
Speaker 8 (28:56):
After this brooking Jeffrey in the morning, Grab.
Speaker 3 (29:00):
Your stained proof laughing pants, because it's time for the
number eight phone tap in our countdown to the top
phone taps of Christmas.
Speaker 1 (29:08):
I don't mind jeff Mine already.
Speaker 3 (29:09):
On Today features Jose's character Steady Eddie. Oh Eddie calls
the front desk at a roadside motel with a very
strange request. Yeah and even weirder backstory to it. So
get ready for your number eight phone tap of the
year right now.
Speaker 6 (29:29):
Kids, Brook and Jefferies ten phone taps of Christmas.
Speaker 8 (29:32):
Number eight.
Speaker 7 (29:35):
Will travel lodge, This will hi.
Speaker 9 (29:39):
If that's the motel effect? That to ay too?
Speaker 7 (29:43):
Yes it is. You look at a book a room?
Speaker 9 (29:46):
Oh no, no, no, thank you?
Speaker 7 (29:50):
Okay, Well, how can I help you?
Speaker 9 (29:53):
Well, I like to book a room clean?
Speaker 13 (29:55):
Oh you do want to book a room? All right, Well,
can I get a name for the reservation.
Speaker 9 (30:01):
My name is Edward, but my friends call me steady Eddie.
Speaker 7 (30:05):
Okay, I'm Edward. When are you looking to stay with us?
Speaker 4 (30:08):
Well it's tonight, but I do have a particular request.
Speaker 7 (30:13):
Okay.
Speaker 9 (30:14):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (30:15):
So like my parents Doug and Dorothy, their first day
was at your motel, like thirty years ago or forty
years fifty. They're super old. Okay, that's actually where I
was conceived. Oh right, amazing right anywhere seeing it was
(30:37):
on the ground floor. And I don't mean like on
the ground well maybe actually knowing my mom, I haven't.
Speaker 9 (30:43):
I Oh, I mean it was room one.
Speaker 4 (30:45):
One four and I have been back there many many
times just to check it out.
Speaker 7 (30:51):
So that's that's the room that you're wanting them One
one four.
Speaker 4 (30:55):
Is oh oh no, oh gosh, you're actually I like
the room next to it.
Speaker 9 (31:03):
Please, that's room one one six.
Speaker 13 (31:07):
Let me make sure that a bill and the reason.
Speaker 4 (31:10):
Why because my parents just left the house and they're
heading your way right now.
Speaker 8 (31:14):
We do.
Speaker 7 (31:16):
Right now.
Speaker 9 (31:17):
We don't have a lot of time here.
Speaker 4 (31:18):
So if I if I can get into one sixteen,
then I'd like to listen. Listen to yeah, and when
we've wondered, because you know, like I wasn't there back then.
Speaker 13 (31:33):
Okay about this, when you get here, if the room's
booked or not?
Speaker 4 (31:38):
Okay, well, no, I don't make sure there's no perverts
or any freak shows ahead of me.
Speaker 13 (31:44):
You know, Oh God, is.
Speaker 4 (31:46):
There a way that I could send some oysters to
the room.
Speaker 7 (31:49):
This is a motel. We don't have oysters here.
Speaker 4 (31:52):
Maybe a couple of slim gyms get the party started,
you know.
Speaker 13 (31:56):
Yeah, we don't do anything like that. No room service
sending anything to rip.
Speaker 7 (32:01):
Sorry.
Speaker 4 (32:01):
Okay, well fine, What if I go to the front
desk and I bring some pineapple juice?
Speaker 9 (32:05):
Can you just drop it off with them and say
it's from their little boy.
Speaker 7 (32:08):
No, I can't do that. I'm gonna I'm gonna level
with you here. I'm gonna be honest.
Speaker 13 (32:13):
Yeah, your parents probably just want a knight to themselves
and don't need anything extra from there.
Speaker 4 (32:19):
I've been with them for thirty years. I've never left
the house without them. They're gonna be scared without them.
Speaker 13 (32:24):
Think you need to give your parents some privacy.
Speaker 9 (32:30):
Hanging what you're saying?
Speaker 4 (32:31):
You want me to drop off some blindfolds you're clinking. No, no,
that's not clinkery doom that dame.
Speaker 13 (32:39):
No, I am not saying that. Please do not bring
blind holes.
Speaker 4 (32:43):
I do actually have an exact replica of the Indiana
Jones whip. I don't know if my dad knows how
to use it, and I could drop and listen to me.
Speaker 13 (32:51):
You've not come here, Okay, just stay away. Okay, Well,
I have other customers and I need to help them
right now.
Speaker 9 (32:57):
So oh sure other countries don't find.
Speaker 4 (33:00):
I like you mean, like the perverts. I like Brook
and Jeffrey in the Morning. I'm at Brooks in the
motel right now, checking once theories and slim gyms and
checking out all the rooms, listening for sure for my parents.
Speaker 13 (33:12):
I have been on the phone with you for long enough.
I have other customers. I need to take care of.
Speaker 9 (33:16):
Your roommate.
Speaker 4 (33:17):
Freddy said, you've been so bored lately, that's why he
need to set you up for this prank phone call.
Speaker 7 (33:23):
Wait, how do you know my roommate? How do you
know Freddy?
Speaker 6 (33:26):
Because this is actually Jose from the radio show Brook
and Jeffrey in the Morning.
Speaker 3 (33:30):
We're doing a phonetel many man. Freddy said, you.
Speaker 7 (33:32):
Up wait, wait are you wait? So Freddy did this?
Speaker 3 (33:36):
Yeah, Freddy said, you've been super bored at your job.
Speaker 9 (33:38):
Every time you come home. You're like, Doug, nothing is
happening at my job.
Speaker 7 (33:41):
Like I was, like, who who wants to listen so much?
Speaker 9 (33:46):
Excuse me? Excuse me? I wouldn't say weird. Some people
are very close to their family.
Speaker 13 (33:50):
I'm gonna have Nightmari.
Speaker 4 (33:53):
Well, I'm going to be sleeping NFE and sleep in
Room one sixteen next to my parents.
Speaker 7 (33:57):
Okay, you're you're a little too good at that.
Speaker 3 (34:01):
With your number eight phones.
Speaker 8 (34:03):
Half of twenty twenty five Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 3 (34:08):
Where's the best place to meet single men in real life?
I don't know, jeff. You might think it's out at
the bars or at the gym, maybe behind the Jiffy Lube,
but nope, none of those. You have to go back
there and find out. One of our listeners says, there's
a sneaky spot where you can meet cute guys who
(34:30):
aren't on the dating apps. Really, and it's only during
the holidays. You're gonna find out where that place is.
Speaker 1 (34:39):
Hey, Santa, you.
Speaker 3 (34:40):
Have to beat me there in a sprint during a
brand new second Date update coming up right after this
Second Date updated, Big day on the show because Denise
is back.
Speaker 1 (34:54):
I've been waiting for Denise.
Speaker 3 (34:55):
We all have yea. You may remember her from a
second Date update around six months ago or so, where
her strategy was to find available men at the golf course.
She decided to take up the hobby and she would
go there and say, oh, no, I don't know how
to do this? How do I swing this long metal stick?
(35:16):
And then well to do gentlemen would come over and
help her. She ended up meeting one guy named Franklin
who owned a couple of car washes. That whole thing
didn't work out in the end, but Denise is not
giving up.
Speaker 1 (35:28):
That's right, Denise.
Speaker 3 (35:29):
She is back requesting our help once again, but not
hitting the golf clubs. Apparently we got According to your email, Denise,
you've got a new strategy to meet guys.
Speaker 1 (35:40):
Yes, okay, it do tell okay.
Speaker 17 (35:45):
I was thinking about other places that eligible single guys
would be okay, and I realized that around the holidays
there's a lot of them around the perfume counters, shopping
for their moms and their sisters and their aunts.
Speaker 1 (36:01):
Says, keep the.
Speaker 6 (36:01):
List going there, I buy for their moms, IM, but
I have my mom chocolate strawberry.
Speaker 3 (36:08):
So there's a line the.
Speaker 7 (36:11):
Next time to really sure, not so far fetched, right?
Speaker 5 (36:16):
You know?
Speaker 1 (36:16):
We we actually are a little confused in these because
most men buying fragrance, they're going to have a significant other.
Speaker 17 (36:24):
Most exactly exactly, or maybe he's helping his friend.
Speaker 3 (36:30):
We didn't think of that, bro. You can't see the
look on Brook's face right now, but she is shaking
her head, very skeptical about this entire thing.
Speaker 1 (36:38):
It's a reach, but it sounds like it works for
you because you're you're on with us, and you must
have met somebody this.
Speaker 17 (36:44):
Way, right, Yes, So I did get a part time
job at a department store. I do have a full
time job, but I'm just doing this at night to
meet guys. I say, if I'm going to a bar
and spending money to meet guys, I can have a
job to get money and still the guy.
Speaker 1 (37:04):
So who'd you meet?
Speaker 17 (37:05):
Okay, so I didn't meet a guy. His name is Caleb.
You know, while I was working there, I noticed that
not Caleb, but like a lot of guys were married
and they would slip their ring off.
Speaker 1 (37:17):
No, what sketchy?
Speaker 17 (37:19):
Yeah, I mean it's something about a really good conversation
that gets these men going.
Speaker 1 (37:24):
I don't think it's a conversation.
Speaker 2 (37:26):
Did they have any You can ask who they're buying
it for straight out?
Speaker 17 (37:31):
Well okay, So towards the end of the night, that's
when he came in, and I was kind of hoping
that he wasn't the one, But you know, I was
hoping that maybe.
Speaker 1 (37:41):
Did you say you were hoping that he wasn't the one?
Single one?
Speaker 3 (37:46):
What do you mean?
Speaker 17 (37:48):
I mean, not somebody like, oh my gosh, love at
first sight, I'm head over heels the one, but a
really nice to die I like options.
Speaker 3 (37:55):
I like surprised. He surprised you when he came over
to the counter. It sounds like or he was.
Speaker 1 (38:00):
The only option that was single.
Speaker 13 (38:02):
Yeah.
Speaker 17 (38:03):
Well, what really caught my eye was that he was
very shy compared to all of the guys that I've
seen all day, and he was actually getting perfume for
his mom.
Speaker 12 (38:17):
They exist, okay, but he didn't know what to get her.
Speaker 17 (38:20):
So that's where I came into place, luckily, and I
took this opportunity to flirt with him, and I sprayed
some on my hand and on my neck.
Speaker 1 (38:30):
You had him smell your neck? Does this smell like
your mom?
Speaker 3 (38:38):
The moves, okay, all of it.
Speaker 17 (38:41):
He went to one of the perfumes and I rung
him up, and you know, he just kind of stood
there while hanging around the counter because you know, he's
so shy, and I was just initiating conversation. So I
was very very direct and I said, if you want
to ask me out, it's okay.
Speaker 10 (38:58):
You can wish every would green flag, like, come on, buddy.
Speaker 1 (39:05):
No, because if they say no, that I'm gonna go.
Speaker 3 (39:08):
Never.
Speaker 1 (39:09):
House against rejection is not trust's day.
Speaker 3 (39:13):
What did Caleb say?
Speaker 17 (39:15):
Well, he said, okay, will you go out with me?
Speaker 5 (39:18):
Cute?
Speaker 17 (39:19):
I said yes, and I wrote my number on his receipt.
Speaker 3 (39:22):
Wow.
Speaker 17 (39:22):
And then after he left he had texted me a
couple of times. There hasn't been an official date, Timid.
Speaker 3 (39:32):
Did you bully him into a d like?
Speaker 17 (39:34):
I wouldn't say bully, I would say strongly convinced he.
Speaker 3 (39:39):
Could have said no to I totally can't.
Speaker 1 (39:41):
You weren't shy and you love that line that she
just gave it, so maybe it's universal. Do you think
he just doesn't know what to do on a day,
Like I'm being serious, like doesn't know where to go,
what to play on.
Speaker 17 (39:54):
I think because he is so shy, maybe all of
this might be a little overwhelming for then maybe he
doesn't actually like act women out on the regular.
Speaker 3 (40:05):
Or do you think maybe he's taken already and was
also being a little bit sneaky with you.
Speaker 17 (40:10):
I've seen cheeters, I know how they move.
Speaker 1 (40:13):
Yeah, yeah, he's a MoMA's boy.
Speaker 3 (40:17):
Yeah, it might be possible. He put the perfume on
his mom and then he was like, oh wow.
Speaker 9 (40:22):
What.
Speaker 1 (40:25):
Like we already did a lot of jokes that would
do it.
Speaker 3 (40:28):
I'm just saying it's a possibility for a shy boys.
Speaker 10 (40:32):
Dating his mom.
Speaker 1 (40:33):
Now, shy boys want to hook up with their mom to.
Speaker 3 (40:36):
Put everything on the table, and then we'll find out
the truth when we come back. We're gonna call Caleb
and find out who he really wants to go out with.
A second date updates for Jeff This happening right after
this second date update. If you're a shy boy who's
buying perfume for his mom this holiday season, be careful
(41:02):
because it might be a trap.
Speaker 1 (41:05):
Maybe you want to traph guy, You maybe do.
Speaker 3 (41:07):
And I say that because our listener Denise is a
purposeful dater. She tries to put herself in situations so
she can meet available men who aren't on the apps. Yes,
like in a previous episode she was trying to meet
guys at the golf course, but now since it's around
the holidays, she's been trying to meet single men at
the perfume counter by working there part time.
Speaker 1 (41:29):
Yes, that is commitment.
Speaker 3 (41:31):
Perfumes not cheap, so I kind of checks her boxes right, available,
probably well susta.
Speaker 11 (41:37):
Thoughtful gifts might be a little bit counterintuitive, but there
are lots of clueless guys out there who need help
shopping for presents, hopefully for their mother or for their sister.
Speaker 1 (41:48):
Or maybe there's a guy out there that's buying perfume
or cologne for himself or for the homeless.
Speaker 9 (41:53):
Yeah, for charity the homeless.
Speaker 1 (41:57):
Things first, Yeah.
Speaker 3 (42:00):
Don't go around spritzing the homeless. That's not a good move.
But it is how she met Caleb, and she even
kind of pushed him into asking her out. The problem
is he hasn't followed through with the actual date yet,
so that's what we're gonna try and step in and help.
Is that right, Denise?
Speaker 1 (42:17):
Yes, Okay, didn't recap worried that we're gonna scare him
even further, like he's a shy guy.
Speaker 17 (42:25):
And then, I mean, it has been some weeks, so
I definitely need the help. Okay, I can't do it,
and I'm gonna come off to pushing I'll scare him away.
Speaker 3 (42:34):
Yeah, I mean, if it's been weeks, what does she
have left to lose at this point? What's gonna ghost
her even more?
Speaker 4 (42:40):
The same thing?
Speaker 1 (42:41):
That's true? All right, Well, we'll try to talk softly
and not frighten him. No, what was that?
Speaker 3 (42:49):
Okay, Well, we'll be delegate with your shy future boyfriend
and we will try and get him to say yes
to actually going out on this date with you. So
you'd need him to say that. Here we go. Hello, Hey,
(43:10):
is this Caleb.
Speaker 5 (43:12):
Yeah, it's is Caleb.
Speaker 3 (43:14):
Hey man. This is a radio show.
Speaker 9 (43:17):
It's very strong.
Speaker 3 (43:18):
Jeff good morning, Yeah, good morning morning.
Speaker 10 (43:23):
We're a show.
Speaker 3 (43:23):
We're called Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning. I don't
know if you've heard of us before.
Speaker 5 (43:27):
I believe I heard of it.
Speaker 3 (43:28):
Okay, well, maybe you've heard of this segment that we
do that's called the second Date Update, where we try
to reconnect listeners after they've met up once and they're
having trouble seeing each other again.
Speaker 5 (43:41):
Yeah, I think so.
Speaker 3 (43:42):
Okay, Okay, So that's what we're trying to do here
with you because one of our listeners, Denise, has been
trying to get a hold of you.
Speaker 1 (43:52):
Remember Denise smells good, Denise. Yeah, that's why you.
Speaker 5 (43:57):
Said that this must be Joe, because I've been texting her.
Speaker 7 (44:02):
Yeah.
Speaker 10 (44:02):
I heard that.
Speaker 3 (44:03):
But Denise feels like you haven't made enough of a
push to actually go out on the date.
Speaker 1 (44:08):
Like it almost feels like you're texting her out of obligation,
not because you actually want to see her. Is she
reading that right?
Speaker 3 (44:15):
No?
Speaker 5 (44:15):
No, I like her, you do, Okay, it is, Yeah,
I just I just can't go out with her.
Speaker 3 (44:22):
Oh no, ever is there a reason?
Speaker 5 (44:25):
No, it's I want to, it's just not the right time,
not yet, not yet.
Speaker 3 (44:32):
Yeah, what does it? What does it mean?
Speaker 15 (44:34):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (44:34):
I got some I got some things I'm working on
working on myself, and that's what I'm going I.
Speaker 3 (44:40):
Mean, with all due respect, people are dating. They have
busy lives, and sometimes they just can't wait forever. So
we're just trying to figure.
Speaker 1 (44:47):
Out how long this self time is going to take
exactly we're talking another week or are we talking two years?
Speaker 5 (44:54):
Uh? Well, I'm not exactly sure. I ordered some special
supplements and I'm trying them out see whether they're affected.
Speaker 6 (45:06):
So you mean like health supplements some people do, like
skin like my buddy takes one fish oil or whatever.
Speaker 3 (45:11):
For sure? What what kind of supplements are we talking about?
If you don't mind me asking.
Speaker 5 (45:16):
I probably shouldn't say more than they did.
Speaker 1 (45:20):
Okay, Oh, we didn't need to get into a private matters.
I was thinking maybe hair loss? Is that what's going on?
Speaker 5 (45:29):
Well? Does that have to do with growing?
Speaker 3 (45:32):
What like?
Speaker 10 (45:34):
Went somewhere?
Speaker 7 (45:35):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (45:35):
You mean like I'm doing fingernails right?
Speaker 3 (45:38):
Yeah? I could be it.
Speaker 5 (45:40):
Yeah, I don't. I shouldn't say anymore.
Speaker 9 (45:42):
Oh my god.
Speaker 3 (45:43):
Okay, and we really shouldn't ask anymore.
Speaker 10 (45:48):
Stop asking.
Speaker 3 (45:49):
You're testing out multiple supplements, it sounds like, and seeing
what works. That's why you're waiting.
Speaker 1 (45:56):
Are you asking, Jeff? Because you're wondering what the results
are for yourself?
Speaker 3 (45:59):
My motives are your business?
Speaker 15 (46:02):
Just like?
Speaker 10 (46:02):
Also, what are you making?
Speaker 3 (46:04):
You're just results Yeah, you're just.
Speaker 5 (46:06):
You truly want to be ready for Denise if it
goes well.
Speaker 1 (46:11):
Okay, I mean I think supplements are no supplements you
could do that, you could be there.
Speaker 3 (46:18):
Yeah, I'm just trying to hype them up. I feel
I don't think I'm trying to be one.
Speaker 10 (46:23):
Of the guys.
Speaker 1 (46:23):
I'm trying to make it feel better. I don't want
to feel bad about whatever it is.
Speaker 3 (46:27):
I know what Brook's trying to say. She's trying to say, Caleb, Truly,
a lot of people think that they have it in
their mind. Oh I'll start dating once I lose five
pounds or once my hair transplants come in. You're waiting
for the perfect moment, but there really is never a
truly perfect time. You just got to say, you know what,
I like this person, I'm going to go for it.
Speaker 5 (46:46):
Yeah, I guess that makes sense.
Speaker 3 (46:47):
Okay.
Speaker 6 (46:48):
Well they always say, well, comes when you least expect it, right,
not when you plan the.
Speaker 10 (46:51):
Most for it.
Speaker 5 (46:52):
I just think Denise is really gonna like it.
Speaker 1 (46:54):
I don't notice, but yeah, it's good.
Speaker 3 (46:58):
And I don't know if this is a if there's
a good thing or a bad thing, but I have
a feeling you would never go out with Denise unless
I told you that. She's actually on the phone right
now listening to this whole thing.
Speaker 7 (47:11):
Hi, Caleb.
Speaker 5 (47:14):
Embarrassed.
Speaker 17 (47:16):
No, it's say I'm flattered that you you know, you
really want to be ready for the tape?
Speaker 5 (47:24):
Yeah, thank you?
Speaker 17 (47:28):
Yeah, of course, I mean you don't. You don't need
to worry about that though I do.
Speaker 5 (47:34):
No, no, no, no no no.
Speaker 17 (47:35):
I just mean I thought you were cool the way
you were where we met, and that's what attracted me
to you, like beyond this physical.
Speaker 5 (47:45):
Mm hm oh yeah, okay, Yeah, I'm cool.
Speaker 10 (47:49):
Super cool.
Speaker 17 (47:51):
You don't need to take supplements or whatever it is, just.
Speaker 7 (47:56):
Because it's me.
Speaker 5 (47:57):
Yeah, I just I think you'd like it.
Speaker 17 (48:04):
I want to respond to that.
Speaker 8 (48:06):
I hope I like it.
Speaker 5 (48:07):
I goodness, I have a new one coming in this
week and it's really promising one.
Speaker 1 (48:17):
How many of you tried?
Speaker 5 (48:18):
Yeah, it's called beard burst. I'm trying to get facial hair.
Speaker 1 (48:26):
Facial What did you just say?
Speaker 5 (48:29):
Beard burst? It's her facial hair because beards are really hot, right, amazing, it's.
Speaker 17 (48:39):
About facial hair. Yeah, you have a cute faith without
facial hair.
Speaker 3 (48:47):
I mean, oh my, oh my god, it's so delicate
with him.
Speaker 10 (48:52):
Think it was what I don't think?
Speaker 6 (48:54):
Tell ye, I think all the listeners are thinking the same.
Speaker 10 (48:59):
Listen to his back, yes difference.
Speaker 5 (49:03):
Yeah, oh god, did you think I was trying to
order drugs?
Speaker 1 (49:06):
Oh my god?
Speaker 5 (49:10):
But yes, I don't have facial hair and I wanted
to get bigger and I just can't grow it.
Speaker 1 (49:18):
Okay, nobody cares about that.
Speaker 7 (49:20):
Listen.
Speaker 17 (49:21):
I am pro wanting to feel better about yourself. So
you know what, if you're on this bear journey, I
will go on this journey this year, wow.
Speaker 9 (49:30):
Beer journey together.
Speaker 1 (49:32):
That doesn't mean you're going to grow your own, right.
Speaker 3 (49:35):
I desperate.
Speaker 17 (49:38):
As long as I can be your personal facial misogyn
I think we can make this work.
Speaker 1 (49:47):
The best offer we tired of working.
Speaker 3 (49:51):
It's a much better offer than the one that I'm
about to give, where we're going to pay for your
next date. If you'll agree to see Denise one more time, Caleb.
Speaker 5 (49:59):
Yeah, I really want to see her. I just I
just hope you don't need a Hemsworth at the perfume
counter and kick.
Speaker 17 (50:08):
No, I'm sure Hemsworth would have nothing on your seatheart.
Speaker 1 (50:12):
Oh wow, she's.
Speaker 10 (50:13):
Great, bro.
Speaker 1 (50:14):
Have you looked at the photo of them recently. She's
great at line. Yeah.
Speaker 17 (50:19):
I did meet him at the perfume counter.
Speaker 3 (50:21):
Guy, Okay, that didn't him. That's right. We started on
a mission to get Denise a date from her perfume
counter and she found her perfect Hemsworth look alike. Well
soon soon they'll be looking like Helmsworth. Sounds like the
opposite of Hemsworth. Caleb, you're the man, Caleb.
Speaker 5 (50:37):
Yeah, thanks, And tonight I'm going to delete my tender profile.
Speaker 3 (50:44):
All the ladies wore.
Speaker 8 (50:48):
Freaking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 3 (50:50):
Man talking about medical things on the radio, even even supplements.
You really gotta be careful.
Speaker 1 (50:58):
Well, the problem is is that when somebody he says
that you don't want to ask a lot of questions,
but then that leaves it open to interpretation exactly, which
was obviously wrong.
Speaker 10 (51:08):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (51:08):
I just I wish he would have just came out
and told us beard blaster pills right at the start
of the conversation, because we could have avoid a lot
of awkwardness. I thought it was like skin moisturizer at first.
It's almost the same, like fish oil.
Speaker 10 (51:20):
Oh no, it's beard growing.
Speaker 9 (51:21):
Yeah, right.
Speaker 3 (51:22):
The problem was he was talking about how Denise was
really gonna like it, and he mentioned growth a few times.
Just it led us into a weird space.
Speaker 1 (51:31):
Yeah, but good thing we called him. How long would
it have taken to his beard group It would have
been half a year.
Speaker 3 (51:38):
Still not big enough to reach my knees.
Speaker 1 (51:40):
There's another whiskery.
Speaker 3 (51:43):
You know what we did it. We got him to
go out on a date. So hopefully they reach out
to us again and give us an.
Speaker 1 (51:48):
Update on their Yeah, reminded us of where our minds
always go to.
Speaker 3 (51:52):
Yes, absolutely, send us photos of the beard when it
comes in, Caleb, but that was I'm still worried. Okay,
just send them right to me. But that was a
special holiday. Second date updates. If you want to hear more,
you can go to Spotify, iHeart Apple, wherever you get
your podcasts, find it pop, a few supplements and binge.
Speaker 8 (52:13):
Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.
Speaker 3 (52:17):
Guys, this is so unlike me, but I think I
may have messed up. It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the
Morning because we had a big announcement for our listeners
that I probably should have mentioned a little bit earlier.
Speaker 8 (52:31):
Oh God.
Speaker 3 (52:31):
Basically, the announcement was we're going to count down our
top ten best phone taps of the year, starting on Monday,
December eighth. Yeah, yeah, yeah, which was two days ago.
But okay, in my defense, in my defense, I've been
going by the lunar calendar, and according to that, I'm
still three months early.
Speaker 1 (52:53):
Sorry, we're two days into the phone taps. It doesn't
matter what the lunar calendar says.
Speaker 3 (52:58):
Then you're still in trouble. Jeffery to the.
Speaker 1 (53:00):
Sun is in charge, Jack Overall?
Speaker 3 (53:02):
What does this mean? Basically, we're late of the year.
Speaker 10 (53:10):
Are on right now?
Speaker 3 (53:12):
These are the favorites, the most listened to ones from
our podcast, playing them every day all the way.
Speaker 18 (53:18):
Till next Friday when we reach number one. I mean
the following Friday, not the lunar one, because that one's
coming up in June. And if you miss any of them,
they're all up on our YouTube at Brook and Jeffrey,
or on our podcast wherever you get our show, Apple, Spotify,
Spuffet to Fie, wherever you get them.
Speaker 1 (53:38):
Did you write down a word you can't see anymore
on the paper.
Speaker 3 (53:41):
I'm reading off the lunar calendar Again, According to my
lunar calendar, we are late for Laser Stories, which is
next week. No, it's just next, okay, next it's the
radio segment that's bringing fast to the ski slopes with
(54:01):
new stiletto high heeled ski boots. So now you could
shred some powder and show off your calf muscles at
the same time. Wow, only do it with Laser Stories,
the segment where we read weird news stories around the globe,
just like everyone else does, except we've got a laser.
There's other glow ups from the snow up, just don't
This first laser story is out of Ohio. Thirty six
(54:24):
year old guy named Wasser Sandalson walked into his local
bank recently and asked if he could make a deposit
all right, and there was quite a line, so one
of the supervisors told him he could use the drive
through atm and it would work just the same.
Speaker 1 (54:37):
But he was already there, but.
Speaker 3 (54:39):
The line was too long.
Speaker 1 (54:40):
Oh oh, told him before he got to the counter.
I imagine him waiting in line at the end line
finally being told actually getting your pa.
Speaker 3 (54:49):
That would be a real slap in the face. But
Wasser went and got into his car, pulled around to
the drive through and was using the bank's air tube system.
Speaker 1 (54:57):
Oh they're so cool.
Speaker 3 (54:59):
I know they are fun. He included a few checks
and then maybe accidentally dropped a small baggie of meth
in the canister as well.
Speaker 6 (55:09):
Just put that in my safety deposit box for me.
Speaker 7 (55:12):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (55:13):
Well, of course the bank called it in and cops
showed up. Man and bankers just aren't cool, anyone.
Speaker 10 (55:21):
Shared.
Speaker 3 (55:22):
Officers tracked Wasser down, who completely denied it was him
with the drugs.
Speaker 1 (55:26):
Absolutely.
Speaker 3 (55:28):
Then they went and searched his car and found more meths.
Speaker 10 (55:34):
What a coincidence.
Speaker 1 (55:35):
It was given away free like the dumb dubs.
Speaker 3 (55:37):
Whole worlds against him. No word yet on the exact
charges he's facing. Wasser blames the confusing tube system for
his incarceration. That's it.
Speaker 1 (55:47):
But he didn't rob the bank, so yeah, he gave
exactly Yeah justice, where's the justice in this world?
Speaker 3 (55:54):
This next laser story is out of Europe. While there's
droughts all over the world to global warming, the small
country of Latvia is experiencing a very different kind. They
have an official man drought.
Speaker 1 (56:08):
Oh no, get out and out.
Speaker 3 (56:13):
For some reason, the Baltic nation officially has sixteen percent
more women than men. Currently, a gap more than three
times any other European country. Wow, nice ratio.
Speaker 1 (56:24):
Half of our list of the audiences. They can move there, Alexis.
Speaker 15 (56:27):
I know.
Speaker 2 (56:27):
I did start to think that after I'm like, wait,
maybe they live there, take visits somewhere else.
Speaker 3 (56:31):
Yeah. Well, the ladies in Latvia have come up with
a solution. It's called hourly rental husbands.
Speaker 1 (56:38):
Not one you have to keep your whole life.
Speaker 3 (56:40):
Hey, interesting, so you're interested, Brooke, Okay, let's I'll tell
you more. Then. The services have exploded across the region,
with companies promising to send over quote men with golden hands.
Uh no, no, no, it's none of that stuff.
Speaker 1 (56:57):
Broke is already on a Latvian website. You better exploit.
Speaker 3 (57:01):
I know you're googling right away. This is a fancy
way to say a handy man, man with golden hands.
We will show up to fix leaky pipes, mount your TVs,
or do other chores for you around the house.
Speaker 1 (57:15):
Nagging them five times to do it. That's sweet.
Speaker 3 (57:17):
That's actually true because another service takes the concept even
further by explicitly renting husbands where customer's book online or
by phone, and within an hour, a random man appears
at your door, not to flirt, not to argue about
weekend plans. They're simply there to paint your walls, fix
the curtains, whatever you need. They will do it immediately.
Speaker 6 (57:37):
Which will turn on the women more than them actually
trying to hit on the women.
Speaker 1 (57:40):
It's not you're not you just take the garbage out.
Speaker 9 (57:45):
Yeah, leave me alone.
Speaker 10 (57:46):
I'm doing my job.
Speaker 3 (57:47):
So could it come to America soon? Interests?
Speaker 1 (57:53):
I don't know how I feel like, Jeff, you'd be
ready to husband to do all this work for you.
Speaker 13 (57:56):
Try out?
Speaker 3 (57:58):
Yeah, that'll mean next leisure story is out of the
holly high note hall. Mariah Carey has recorded hundreds and
hundreds of songs across her career, but she could have
basically retired comfortably if she only ever released one song.
And yep, it's that one.
Speaker 1 (58:22):
This is maybe the year that I've I've tapped out
of this song. It's the first year.
Speaker 6 (58:27):
I'm like, yeah, I haven't listened to it from beginning
to end.
Speaker 3 (58:30):
Yet you might be one of the only people Brook because,
according to a recent financial publication, Mariah rakes in more
than two point five million dollars in royalties every single
year from the song.
Speaker 1 (58:42):
Yeah, but have you seen her lifestyle that afford It's
like one of her dog's houses for a month.
Speaker 3 (58:47):
Yeah, and it is a little ironic since the song
is supposed to be about somebody not caring about materialistic
aspects of the holidays as long as they can be
with their partner, but still makes a ton of dough. Yeah,
and Mariah isn't the only one on making bank off it.
All I Want for Christmas was co written by a
music producer named Walter Afanasy. Now let's go well, he
(59:09):
did a lot of work with Mariah in the nineties,
and even though he hasn't really done much since, he
has a net worth of over one hundred million dollars
because his lifestyle.
Speaker 1 (59:20):
Christmas is another mansion.
Speaker 3 (59:22):
Yeah. Interestingly enough, the song is not fading into obscurity.
It's actually becoming more popular. A hit number one on
the Billboard Hot one hundred for the first time back
in twenty nineteen, but it's returned to the top spot
every year since, which is a six year streak.
Speaker 1 (59:39):
It's so old.
Speaker 3 (59:40):
I always play Christmas music, but I don't like go
for that one.
Speaker 1 (59:43):
I mean, Jeff just did a parody to it. What
if you expect it's iconic.
Speaker 3 (59:46):
Yeah, you're welcome, Mariah. Will it go to number one
in twenty twenty five? I guess we'll have to wait
and find out. This final laser story is out of
Holiday Headquartersay are you putting up a tree? This year?
The New All found most Americans will have a Christmas
tree in their home, and a surprising number of us
will have two or more.
Speaker 7 (01:00:07):
Oh.
Speaker 9 (01:00:07):
Indeed, if I had a.
Speaker 1 (01:00:09):
Bigger house, I would totally you would have more than one.
I feel like you'd really leave them up all year long. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (01:00:16):
Fourteen percent overall, or one in seven people will have
at least two trees in their place. That includes two
percent who said more than three.
Speaker 8 (01:00:25):
Yewn.
Speaker 1 (01:00:27):
Do you do a Christmas tree or do you not?
Speaker 3 (01:00:28):
I do many Christmas trees. Doesn't necessarily mean you're putting
in multiple full size trees?
Speaker 1 (01:00:34):
Yeah, little tiny cutie?
Speaker 3 (01:00:35):
Yeah yeah, maybe got like the big one in the
living room, and like me, you put a medium one
in the sauna.
Speaker 9 (01:00:41):
Really the mood?
Speaker 3 (01:00:42):
Oh yeah, Now, I don't know. But overall, that number
is way up from where it was last year. So
when you're visiting at a friend's house over the holidays.
Don't be surprised to see more green. Yeah, I am
seeing way too much green right now in front of me.
But some reason I just can't look away.
Speaker 9 (01:01:02):
You never can nod.
Speaker 3 (01:01:04):
I like what I'm seeing. It means Laser Stories has
come to an end for the day. We'll do it again,
same time.
Speaker 8 (01:01:09):
On Friday, Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 3 (01:01:21):
You know this song reminds you of what? Brook? Do
you remember what you did last Christmas? Which factory you
bought in, which third world country? A raise? That's funny
because I remember you laughing about denying workers their benefits.
It's the only thing that I remember, though I don't
(01:01:41):
know the details. You really did have a good Christmas
last year, though you're the one denying benefits. You'll just
take those healthcare premiums and talk at them. Oh so generous.
But one guy who wants to ruin your Christmas this year,
Oh my god, a man named Cody, who is back
after he lost to you a few months ago by
just one point.
Speaker 7 (01:02:02):
Do you remember Cody Eyebrook?
Speaker 1 (01:02:04):
Wow, Cody, it sounds like you've really been holding a
grudge against me for a couple months.
Speaker 7 (01:02:09):
I've been holding it for a year.
Speaker 6 (01:02:11):
Oh wow, he's salivating at the moment.
Speaker 1 (01:02:15):
Man, have you been like spreading nasty rumors and stuff
about me?
Speaker 5 (01:02:18):
Too?
Speaker 10 (01:02:20):
Never?
Speaker 3 (01:02:20):
No, no, nobody in this room does that not online?
Speaker 10 (01:02:25):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (01:02:26):
What Jeff?
Speaker 1 (01:02:26):
What did you put online?
Speaker 3 (01:02:27):
No, Kady, just don't look at Twitter. So, Cody, we
got to get to the game.
Speaker 7 (01:02:31):
Here.
Speaker 3 (01:02:32):
You got thirty seconds on the clocked answer as many
questions as possible. Brook has left the studio. If you
don't know when, you could say pass. But you have
to beat her outright if you want to win? Are
you ready?
Speaker 5 (01:02:40):
Absolutely ready?
Speaker 7 (01:02:41):
They'll ever be Good luck, my man.
Speaker 3 (01:02:42):
Your time starts now. The first Nobel Peace Prize was
awarded on this day in nineteen oh one. Scientist Marie
Curry won how many Nobel Prizes in her lifetime? Duff
Beer is from What TV show The Simpson, Mars and
Murray are the inventors of what famous chocolate candy. In
the Guardians of the Galaxy, the character Groot can only
(01:03:04):
say what three word phrase. What sport is known as
America's pastime. The base for the Spanish dish paiea.
Speaker 18 (01:03:14):
Is what.
Speaker 5 (01:03:16):
Pass?
Speaker 3 (01:03:19):
But I do love some pass in my taia That
is yummy. Brook is brook laying off more people out there?
I think, so okay, we got to give her a
chance to finish firing them and she's back. Yeah we
saw now, Cody. It says that you work two jobs
at the same mall, and when our producer asked you
(01:03:42):
if you have any Christmas traditions, you said, no, you
don't because this is the busiest time of year for
you working round the clock at the mall.
Speaker 13 (01:03:49):
Oh yeah, yeah, I'm working six days straight for two
weeks straight. O.
Speaker 9 (01:03:53):
My god.
Speaker 6 (01:03:54):
That money though, brother, and you're very important.
Speaker 3 (01:03:56):
We appreciate your work. If I go to the mall
and I say that I work at the food court,
will I get a discount?
Speaker 1 (01:04:02):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (01:04:03):
Does that work? Or some of the places will give
it to you without you having to ask if anything? Okay,
is there like a secret word that you have to say?
I like moist. I think it's a handshake, a secret handshake.
Speaker 1 (01:04:15):
Yeah, it's a secret, and then I should do the tickle.
Speaker 3 (01:04:18):
Okay. So if I go to Panda Express and I
give them a secret Moist handshake, I'll get thirty percent
off chicken chow Maine.
Speaker 10 (01:04:25):
No, you just have to wear like your lanyard from
your job, or like saying an apron from the one
I do.
Speaker 1 (01:04:30):
Okay, nothing moist about any of that.
Speaker 3 (01:04:32):
No, I feel like I'd rather work in one of
Brooks factories, honestly. So anyway, Broke, it's your turn? Are
you ready? Yes? Good luck? Your time starts now. The
first Nobel Peace Prize was awarded on this day in
nineteen oh one. Scientist Murray Curry won how many Nobel
Prizes in her life? Three duff beer is from what
TV show? Simpson is Mars and Murray are the inventors
(01:04:53):
of what famous chocolate candy eminem. In the Guardians of
the Galaxy, the character Groot can only say what three
word phrase? I am Groot? What sport is known as
America's pastime baseball? The base for the Spanish disc paiea
is what rice?
Speaker 6 (01:05:11):
I love you, Brook, stupid question.
Speaker 3 (01:05:16):
Let's go over the scoreboard to see how you bolted
with Jose. There's a person.
Speaker 5 (01:05:21):
On my back.
Speaker 6 (01:05:23):
And oh, Cody, you got three correct today?
Speaker 1 (01:05:30):
Not bad, Cody, pretty.
Speaker 6 (01:05:32):
Good, Okay, all right, I'll thank you Solid and Brook five?
Speaker 8 (01:05:38):
Wow?
Speaker 11 (01:05:40):
Sorry, not over, Brook, not over.
Speaker 1 (01:05:43):
I could actually hear you shaking your hand.
Speaker 6 (01:05:46):
In the air.
Speaker 3 (01:05:48):
Revenge is gonna come one of these days. Let's go
over the answers to everybody. First, Nobel Peace Prize was
awarded on this day in nineteen oh one signedist Marie Curry.
She won two Nobel Prizes.
Speaker 1 (01:05:58):
I would have given her a third.
Speaker 3 (01:05:59):
One chemistry and one in physics. Duff Beer is from
the Simpsons TV show. Mars and Murray are the inventors
of Eminem's candy. The ms represent each of their names.
Speaker 1 (01:06:10):
Mars, it's a wild story. They end up pitting each other.
Speaker 10 (01:06:14):
Oh really, yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:06:16):
Go look into it. I can't believe there's not a
movie about these guys.
Speaker 3 (01:06:18):
In the Guardians of the Galaxy, Groot can only say
the three word phrase, I am Groot.
Speaker 9 (01:06:23):
Great impression.
Speaker 3 (01:06:24):
Brook America's pastime is baseball, and the bass for the
Spanish dish Paea would be Rice. So good Man, so Cody.
I'm sorry, man, it wasn't enough to beat Brooke today.
But just we're playing. We are giving you a pair
of tickets to see the Everett Silver Tips take on
the Seattle Thunderbirds at Angelo the Winds Arena on Sunday,
(01:06:44):
December twenty eighth.
Speaker 5 (01:06:46):
Okay, all right, okay.
Speaker 1 (01:06:49):
Cody, well, hey, come back, try again. That's it.
Speaker 3 (01:06:53):
Wow. It was inspiring message that they come back and
play against you man. We're gonna to win. Brooks backt
the same time tomorrow, Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.
Hey, full show is here and it's brand new. Yeah,
welcome to the podcast. It's Brook and Jeffrey in the morning,
and I may be creeping some construction workers out.
Speaker 2 (00:09):
I don't think Maybe is the Hey, here's our question,
Alexis was supposed to or is it?
Speaker 3 (00:17):
I can see you driving by construction site and them out.
Speaker 1 (00:20):
I'm cat calling.
Speaker 4 (00:21):
Yeah, yeah, hosing on an offer to meet up at
midnight from a complete stranger.
Speaker 1 (00:29):
Yeah, it's it's a wild what's on your mind today?
Plus we got a brand new second date update. We
just got a lot of fun for you.
Speaker 5 (00:36):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (00:36):
You want to start always with your comments, Yes, Selena commented.
Speaker 2 (00:40):
So a little while ago, we did a shot caller
on highest stress jobs.
Speaker 1 (00:43):
Oh yeah, that's right.
Speaker 2 (00:44):
At Selena said, this is my first time ever making
a comment, but I would like to add USPS workers
a high stress job. There's a reason the saying is
going postal, especially this time of year. Any sort of
delivery driver like ups, FedEx, Amazon, et cetera, should.
Speaker 1 (00:59):
Make a list, so I thought we should give them
a nice shout out. Absolutely, absolutely, thank you, thank you so.
Speaker 3 (01:04):
Much, so much, any delivery drivers.
Speaker 1 (01:07):
I am doing so much online shopping I'm sorry.
Speaker 6 (01:10):
Yeah, friends that are like managers at Amazon that are
complaining every day and.
Speaker 3 (01:14):
I'm like, yeah, that sucks one day shipping.
Speaker 1 (01:16):
Yeah, I'm sorry, guys, Thank you, thank you so much.
Hopefully this lessons your stress a little bit. A full
hour starts right now.
Speaker 3 (01:26):
Windsor has arrived early in parts of the US, oh
Brook and Jeffrey in the morning, like ice snow stores.
Speaker 1 (01:33):
Yes, that's what winter is.
Speaker 6 (01:35):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (01:35):
Yeah, I've got a lot of people wanting to curl
up into a ball and set their alarms for March
because in a survey, sixty six percent of Americans say
they wish they could hibernate like a bear all the
way through winter into springtime, you know, out of Christmas.
Speaker 7 (01:52):
I agree.
Speaker 6 (01:52):
I love Christmas, but once it hits January, walk me up.
Speaker 1 (01:56):
I love skiing. So I don't want to hibernate, but
I do want to do all the operation for hibernation. Yeah,
I see.
Speaker 3 (02:04):
You don't need permission to do that. How would Americans
accomplish that? Well? People were giving twenty options to be
as cozy as possible, and these were the top ones.
They selected. The most popular ways people like to get
cozy in the winter time love. This Number seven is
lighting some candles.
Speaker 8 (02:24):
Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (02:25):
My husband he carries candles around with him around the house.
Yeah yeah, they go from room to room with him. Yeah,
he loves candles.
Speaker 3 (02:34):
Number six not leaving the house.
Speaker 8 (02:37):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (02:38):
Number five sleeping in late. It's a good way to
get cozy. These most popular ways people like to get
cozy in the winter.
Speaker 6 (02:45):
You'll sleep in and then wake up and like go
back to sleep for thirty more minutes, and you're like, that.
Speaker 1 (02:49):
Was extracise before I had children. That was cute.
Speaker 8 (02:52):
Yeah. Sorry.
Speaker 3 (02:53):
Number four hopping on tinder.
Speaker 1 (02:57):
That's how you're getting cozy to your house kind of
I'm just kidding.
Speaker 3 (03:01):
I'm just kidding. It's a cup of tea, your hot cocin,
much more that, Jeff. Number three layers of blankets.
Speaker 9 (03:09):
Yeah yeah.
Speaker 3 (03:11):
Number two putting on relaxing music like this Holia, which
so cozy. All right, Okay, enough of that, enough of
that garbage. And the number one way people like to
get cozy during winter is by curling up on the couch.
Speaker 6 (03:32):
And if you can do as many combos as all
that with the heavy blanket, and then.
Speaker 3 (03:38):
You can actually hibernate for seven months. So good luck.
Just barely not making the list is hearing radio idiots
get electrocuted with a dog shot collar, along with the
soothing sound of our digital producer asking us some tricky questions.
So Jake, soothe us the way. Only you know how I.
Speaker 10 (03:57):
Had twenty ways to get cozy. I gotta throw the way.
Let's see. Okay, let me think it's Christmas time, not
just in America, but all over the world. They're celebrating
yule Tide, from Tokyo to Toledo, from Smallville to Whoville. Ah,
you and every country has their own unique holiday traditions,
(04:18):
especially when it comes to festive foods, like for example,
in Japan, they treat fried chicken like a traditional Christmas feast.
Yes cool, thanks to a marketing campaign in nineteen seventies
that convinced everybody that fried chicken is what Americans eat
on December twenty fifth every other day of the year.
Speaker 1 (04:35):
No, I'd be down for that on December.
Speaker 10 (04:37):
Twenty But could you tell the difference between a real
holiday dish from overseas and one I just made up?
Speaker 3 (04:44):
Probably not.
Speaker 10 (04:45):
That's your challenge today. During a special Global Dish or
Total Ish edition of OD demn twenty. You say number
one through twenty, I'll give you a country along with
a unique holiday meal they enjoy. You just have to
tell me if that's a real global dish or just
some made up total ish. Let's start with the woman
(05:06):
whose idea of an international treat is a bowl of
mac and cheese with Fiji water.
Speaker 11 (05:11):
Alexis exotic top he seven for seven Alexis.
Speaker 10 (05:16):
Your holiday meal comes from Brazil and it's called Christmas
Coconut meat loaf. It's a loaf shaped block made entirely
of shredded coconut pressed together like it's trying to pretend
it's a protein Brazilian servant at Christmas. Because it's the
only dish it doesn't melt in the heat. Most tourist
say it tastes like dessert that lost its way. Is
(05:36):
that a real global dish or international ish?
Speaker 2 (05:40):
Just a bunch of coconut and a mealaf pan?
Speaker 1 (05:43):
I kind of I picture it a what are those called?
A fruit fruitcake?
Speaker 2 (05:48):
Yeah, but to not milk coconut does get mushy, doesn't it.
Speaker 1 (05:51):
I'd go for some coconut cake on a bee coconut
meat cake.
Speaker 12 (05:55):
Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 1 (05:56):
I'm gonna say fake.
Speaker 10 (05:57):
Alexis says that's ish international Ish Brook. Wherever you seven
is off the board, give me eight, Brook. Your holiday
meal comes from the magical land of Finland. Food is
reindeer egg custard. It's a baked, creamy holiday flan supposedly
(06:20):
made from the mythical winter eggs that reindeer leave in
the snow.
Speaker 9 (06:28):
I just figured it out.
Speaker 10 (06:29):
Of course, reindeer don't lay eggs, but the story is
that families collect these frost covered gems on Christmas Eve
then eat them with their hands for good luck. Is
this a real global dish or international only rabbits lay
eggs on.
Speaker 1 (06:44):
The Christmas Jeff, I'm so confused, Like, what is the
dish exactly rains.
Speaker 10 (06:50):
Your egg custard? Custard? Make it egg custard.
Speaker 1 (06:54):
It's egg custard.
Speaker 3 (06:56):
It doesn't sound fake.
Speaker 1 (06:57):
Well, the egg custard would be widgit. And it's a
cute story. I mean, I don't know, why are they
not just eating the reindeer in Finland? Like that's my
whole thing.
Speaker 3 (07:06):
That's not magical sounding Brook.
Speaker 1 (07:08):
Yeah, I'm gonna total.
Speaker 10 (07:12):
Ish Brooks says total ish. Brooke did say it was cute,
so I'll take that as a compli. Jose. Seven and
eight are off the board. Twelve Jose. In England they
have something called Christmas pudding. It's a heavy fruitcake soaked
in booze, and they light it on fire before serving it.
The flame is supposed to represent bringing light into the
(07:34):
dark winter, but mostly it's to distract you from the
fact that it weighs as much as a bowling ball.
Speaker 9 (07:39):
Oh my god, this is a.
Speaker 10 (07:40):
Real global dish or international ish. I can see this. Alexis.
You've been out there a bunch.
Speaker 8 (07:45):
You know you.
Speaker 1 (07:48):
Didn't need a booze cake. I mean does.
Speaker 9 (07:54):
I'm there's a bunch of total ish.
Speaker 10 (07:56):
Jose says, Ish, that's probably super boie. Speaking of flaming fruitcakes, Jeffrey,
we're over to you.
Speaker 3 (08:09):
Give me number five.
Speaker 10 (08:11):
Number five. Your holiday treat is from Norway and it's
called Glowing moose pudding, where as the locals call it.
See how I do this look tender elk pudding. It's
a neon green dessert made from moose, gelatine and local berries,
supposedly glowing to guide Santa through the long polar night.
Families eat it after the main meal to light up
(08:32):
the holidays, so it mostly makes everyone light up their
porcelain thrones in the restroom. Is it a real global
dish or international ish?
Speaker 3 (08:40):
Huh? First of all, your Norwegian accent flawless.
Speaker 1 (08:46):
All larger Norway listeners are probably like, I didn't know
the show is local.
Speaker 3 (08:54):
It's so impressive. I've never heard of glowing moose pudding before.
But just because of Jake's Norwegian accent, I'm gonna believe
in the spirit of Christmas even though I'm a Jew,
I'm gonna say this is real global dish. Don't let
me down, Jake.
Speaker 10 (09:11):
Jeffery says Global Dish again. I'm sorry, Jeffrey. The ladies
have one today's edition of.
Speaker 3 (09:24):
All Right, Well, the girls get to choose who get shocked,
and they're gonna be singing Felice Navidad by jose Feliciano.
Speaker 1 (09:31):
I wanted you to sing Reach for the Stars. Yeah. Fine.
Can we do a double shock of both of you?
Speaker 3 (09:37):
Just because it's Christmas? The least navi the trumpets.
Speaker 10 (09:44):
At least trumpet sounds.
Speaker 3 (09:55):
Oh that was your shock collar question of the day
or how do they say it in Norway?
Speaker 10 (09:59):
Jake look to yes, We're gonna.
Speaker 3 (10:02):
Do a phone tap coming up right after this.
Speaker 8 (10:07):
Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 3 (10:10):
Have you guys ever thought about what our show is
gonna look like fifty years from now? Who do you
know fifty Yeah, it's crazy to think that we're still
going to be on the radio. Radio will exist.
Speaker 1 (10:23):
I don't think that's gonna be it.
Speaker 3 (10:25):
Come on, guys, I believe in future phone taps. We're
just gonna be prank calling people's Alexas and they're smart fridges.
Speaker 1 (10:32):
I thought we were just going to dial straight into
their brains.
Speaker 10 (10:35):
We might.
Speaker 3 (10:35):
Yeah, hoosean Alexis are gonna have to fly out for
what you're doing at the Costco grand opening on Mars.
It'll be a fun trip, a real thick Martian accident.
Speaker 1 (10:45):
Yeah, I don't people have to fly. I think we
can tell it for it. Yeah, we still be upset
about the Muffins.
Speaker 3 (10:51):
Chase, definitely, And with attention span shrinking so quickly, we
won't have time to do our next segment what's on
your mind? We'll just have a button that telepathically sends
listeners all our thoughts as you sleep. That's not gonna
be good.
Speaker 1 (11:05):
You want all of them, we're.
Speaker 3 (11:08):
Gonna get them. So until we get to that point,
try to enjoy us sharing our lives the old fashioned
way by talking them into microphones so ancient. It's during
a brand new What's on your Mind? Coming up? Right now?
It's broken Jeffrey in the morning. And I just hate
it when people act all intellectual and talk about Mozart
(11:29):
when they've never even seen one of his paintings before.
Speaker 1 (11:33):
It's not okay.
Speaker 3 (11:38):
We don't pretend to be intellectuals okay, not even close.
We just go around the room and share the low
brow thoughts that we've all been thinking about lately. Neuro
sophistication guaranteed, starting with the brook Brook What's on your
Mind art slam.
Speaker 1 (12:00):
So I haven't talked about it, but at the beginning
of August, we started a big renovation on our house,
which we feel really fortunate for. Oh yeah, and we
hired this company and these two guys run this company,
and they have been incredible, incredible, right, so much so
that they're there every morning at seven, Like on the weekends,
I'm like, do you want coffee and bagels? Like we've
(12:21):
started to really fall in love with them.
Speaker 3 (12:23):
I'll take a back massage if you're.
Speaker 1 (12:25):
Offering my daughter has Christmas gift ideas for them. Oh,
they're like part of our family, which is fantastic, except
for construction is wrapping up.
Speaker 3 (12:35):
Oh no, oh no, exactly projects.
Speaker 1 (12:39):
I'm having anxiety about them leaving, and so I'm wondering,
is it weird to try to be friends with them?
Speaker 7 (12:48):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (12:49):
Afterwards, like I was thinking.
Speaker 1 (12:50):
That maybe we can invite them over for dinner. I
want to meet their babies. Oh wow, they're from Bulgaria.
I thought maybe we could do a big family vacation.
Speaker 6 (13:00):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (13:01):
A lot of research on Bulgaria and it looks incredible.
Speaker 10 (13:05):
They could be a tour guy.
Speaker 9 (13:06):
They could translate.
Speaker 3 (13:07):
That's actually I would love to see the looks on
their faces that when you ask if you could go
with them to Bulgaria to meet their families.
Speaker 1 (13:14):
Am I crossing a line?
Speaker 2 (13:16):
I know them in here, and they're excited for this
project to be okay.
Speaker 3 (13:21):
In them to be a part of your family, Brook,
I think you should do it and see how it goes.
Start with dinner, you say, let's come.
Speaker 10 (13:27):
You want to come over a.
Speaker 1 (13:28):
Nice Christmas That's okay, right, and then see how that goes. Okay,
I don't know if okay is the word, but it's sucking.
I like them so much.
Speaker 3 (13:35):
We can't tell Jose what's been on your mind.
Speaker 6 (13:38):
I live in downtown in the city, right, and parking
is always an adventure for me.
Speaker 3 (13:42):
I want to go do stuff.
Speaker 6 (13:44):
So anyway, I was gonna go stop at the pharmacy,
and next door there's a burger place, and the pharmacy
parking lots fall.
Speaker 3 (13:52):
It's a small place, so I'm like, I'm going to
park in the little burger lot. You guys get it right.
So anyway, so I park for like literally two minutes,
no more than three. I come out.
Speaker 6 (14:04):
There is immediately a parking enforcement ticket on my windshield.
And I don't know how because I truly was so quick.
Guys like, I'm truly I've never been so shocked. I
sit in my car and I immediately somebody comes.
Speaker 3 (14:15):
Up, knocks on my door. There I rolled my window.
Speaker 6 (14:19):
The guy's like, hey, I'm I'm the guy that gave
you the ticket. I just want to say, like, I
am so sorry. You look so upset, dude, I wonder why.
Well He's like I saw you looking around and like
I didn't know you were gonna be that fast or
I would have waited.
Speaker 8 (14:34):
I didn't know.
Speaker 3 (14:35):
Oh that's what all your dates say to you too,
so fast, that's so true.
Speaker 6 (14:41):
And I'm just like what And he's like, by the way,
I really can I take a picture of your car?
Like a what?
Speaker 3 (14:47):
And he goes, I'm new to town.
Speaker 10 (14:49):
I'm a car enthusiast. I drive the beamer over there.
Speaker 6 (14:52):
There's like an old beamer like with like mismatched parts
on it. Yeah, He's like, you think you could take
my number down and then like sometime, like like at
mid night we could like go through the city and
like take pictures of our cars together.
Speaker 10 (15:03):
And I was like, no, thank you very much.
Speaker 6 (15:06):
So I paid eighty five dollars for two minutes of
parking in the pharmacy.
Speaker 9 (15:15):
Maybe I still can't about.
Speaker 3 (15:16):
It, alexis what's been on your mind?
Speaker 2 (15:18):
So this past fall I was helping coach high school
cross country, and then as the season came to an end,
we had the end of season banquet and I had
to do what I hate most, and that's public speaking.
Speaker 3 (15:29):
The banqueting. We don't do it for your job. I
don't know.
Speaker 2 (15:32):
I got of the high schoolers and their parents with
me talking.
Speaker 3 (15:36):
But you did it.
Speaker 2 (15:37):
I did it, But I tried to like prep like
I asked some of the kids I talk about, and
I like looked up there, like times I ran.
Speaker 1 (15:42):
This season, their best whatever.
Speaker 2 (15:44):
So I'm up there talking and at one point I'm
talking about one of the girls and how well she's done.
Speaker 1 (15:48):
And I'm getting really specific.
Speaker 2 (15:49):
When I look into the audience, I see her shaking
her head no, and I'm like, no, what that's weird,
and I like finish and then I go look at
my notes after talking about the wrong kids.
Speaker 1 (15:59):
Yeah, I'm talking about how far she.
Speaker 2 (16:01):
Made it in the season all this got injured week
one and was gone. Sometimes I finished and I'm like, okay,
I'm done.
Speaker 1 (16:10):
At least, and you made it far.
Speaker 3 (16:12):
Across the room, yeah, yeah, you're injury.
Speaker 2 (16:14):
The kids go up after and they're talking about the
coaches now, and I'm like, oh, this will be good.
Every coach you know, they're like they run with us,
they're so inspirational, motivational.
Speaker 1 (16:22):
It gets to me and they're like, so coach Alexis.
Speaker 2 (16:25):
She always has a lot of stories, she tells.
Speaker 3 (16:29):
She talks a lot on our runs.
Speaker 4 (16:31):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (16:31):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (16:32):
The imagination.
Speaker 1 (16:34):
Period over I'm like, wasn't a compliment? You might have
to call stick on the banquet next year, jeffreyone's on
your mind.
Speaker 3 (16:44):
Six months ago, I made a big purchase, at least
like I thought it was. I went online to one
of those big electronics stores. I won't say which one,
but I bought a brand new smart TV Woo.
Speaker 1 (16:55):
That's a huge purchase.
Speaker 3 (16:56):
When it showed up, I realized I hadn't paid close
enough attention to the details because it was about half
the size that I expected it to.
Speaker 1 (17:07):
That's the only detail I look at is how many
inches big?
Speaker 3 (17:10):
As they put so many numbers though, I'm like, which
number am I supposed to pay attention?
Speaker 1 (17:15):
Like you thought you were getting like a sixty inch
TV and you got a thirty inch.
Speaker 3 (17:19):
It was pretty small, Okay. It goes in my living
room right above the main fireplace, so you can imagine
big fireplace, large empty wall, tiny TV.
Speaker 1 (17:28):
You've just returned it, and.
Speaker 3 (17:31):
Guys, even the guy hanging it, was like, are you
sure you want to do this mounted it? The guy
was like, I could probably just hang this with masking table.
We don't need a whole bracket. But I was like,
just do it. I'm just gonna ride this out fast
forward to present day. It stopped working the TV woow.
Speaker 1 (17:50):
It takes months. There's got to be some warrant to you.
Speaker 3 (17:52):
It can't locate the Wi Fi signal in my house,
so the tech people came out. They can't figure it out.
I have to replace it now, And I realize I
actually prefer a smaller screen.
Speaker 1 (18:03):
You do.
Speaker 3 (18:05):
I like standing up and standing close to it because
I feel like less of a couch potato that way.
Speaker 8 (18:10):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (18:11):
Yeah, Michael Scott TV from that one episode.
Speaker 1 (18:14):
And you can't turn on close captions because they're too
small to read.
Speaker 3 (18:17):
Oh yeah, unless I'm wearing my glasses.
Speaker 9 (18:19):
Ohocular.
Speaker 1 (18:21):
I feel to get it even smaller for.
Speaker 3 (18:23):
My next one. I'm going even smaller. I'm thinking twenty
four inches right above the fireplace, well.
Speaker 7 (18:29):
Gaming monitor in my streets.
Speaker 1 (18:30):
You should use an iPad at this point.
Speaker 3 (18:32):
Yeah, it's a good idea. Do they mount those above
your wall?
Speaker 1 (18:36):
I think that's where the duct take couse.
Speaker 3 (18:37):
It's oh man, I'm gonnavite you guys over for a party.
Can't wait banging? That's what's on our minds. You could
text in seven eight, five, nine two and tell us
what's been on yours?
Speaker 8 (18:48):
Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 3 (18:50):
It's Brook and Jeffrey in the morning. We just shared
what's been on our minds, and the listeners so loyal,
texting seven eight, five, nine two telling us what's been
on theirs. This one says good more ring Brook, Alexis,
Jose and Jeffrey last have a great Friday from Caitlin
in Tennessee. Caitlyn, you know you're identifying yourself publicly here.
(19:12):
Your friends are gonna mock you when they find out
you listen to our show. What are you doing to yourself?
Speaker 9 (19:16):
Oh no, she.
Speaker 1 (19:17):
Didn't put her last name, and they'd have to be
listening also to hear this.
Speaker 3 (19:21):
How many Caitlin's could there be in Tennessee?
Speaker 6 (19:23):
Every Kaitlyn and Tennessee just lost all their friends.
Speaker 3 (19:26):
Yes, no street for Caitlin. Another says Hello, my name
is Raynaldo and I'm a big fan of the second
date update and would like to contact Brook and Jeffrey
for a second date update.
Speaker 1 (19:36):
Hey, that's so cool. You can do that on our website.
Speaker 3 (19:38):
Jose, you know you're not allowed to request second dates
through your phone town it's too weird. Another one says
not sure. When's what's on your mind. But what's on
my mind is that I have four little boys, ages
one through seven, and just found out I'm pregnant with
baby number five. What are the odds it's another boy.
Speaker 1 (20:00):
I just read a thing that like, once you have
a couple of the same gender, then they keep coming
out that way.
Speaker 3 (20:04):
I feel like that is sorry, I don't know, like
a little boy factory Brooke, would you be willing to
do a gender reveal like with a corn dog?
Speaker 10 (20:13):
Maybe for her?
Speaker 3 (20:14):
If the wiener's in blue inside it's a boy.
Speaker 1 (20:19):
Or if the thing's hollow, then you know it's a girl.
Speaker 3 (20:22):
All right, we'll put together something for you. But yeah,
that's what we do. More weirdness after.
Speaker 8 (20:27):
This freaking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 3 (20:32):
Let's talk about the perks of being single during the holidays.
I feel like no one talks about this enough because
obviously no need to go gift shopping, so you save
a ton of money.
Speaker 9 (20:44):
Okay, yeah, you still my friends for your friends and family.
Speaker 3 (20:47):
Yep, you don't have to embarrass yourself trying to ice
skate together in a big, crowded wrinkful of screaming children
and of course you have free reign to shamelessly flirt
with all the hots. Seventy year old Malsanta's you want
how you do it? Oh yeah, yeah, because even if
(21:09):
you're not single, you can try.
Speaker 1 (21:11):
But not doing that.
Speaker 13 (21:15):
Drunk?
Speaker 3 (21:15):
Yeah, But maybe the best part of being single for
the holidays is you can go out on as many
festive dates as you want, and when they go wrong,
come right onto our show to share your pain. During
a special holiday themed edition of Battle of the Tender Dates.
We're gonna do it coming up right after this.
Speaker 8 (21:33):
Hope One dating app, then dares you swipe right? The
question is whose love life is more tragic?
Speaker 3 (21:44):
It's Battle of the Tinder Dates. It's the holly jolly
game show that introduced Rudolph to a brand new type
of reindeer game called Spin the Bottle. He special holiday
edition of Battle of the Tinder Dates, where we hear
about the least wonderful dates during the most wonderful time
(22:07):
of the year.
Speaker 5 (22:07):
Ya.
Speaker 3 (22:08):
You will explain the rules in just a second, but
first let's meet today's contestants in this corner. She's been
banned from four holiday candy stores because of the enthusiastic
way she handles a candy cane. Meet Peppermint Lolli, Molly. Hello,
you know you don't want to need it all once?
Speaker 1 (22:28):
Right, See, I feel like that she's a curve side eater,
only you know that she puts that part in her
mouth first.
Speaker 3 (22:33):
Yeah, she'll never reveal her secrets. And in the other corner,
she actually enjoys answering scam calls just so she can
flirt with the fradster on the other end of the line,
Max my visa, Lisa, Hello.
Speaker 1 (22:48):
You need more in person dates?
Speaker 3 (22:51):
Yeah? Don't let people tell you how to live your life, Lisa. Okay,
here's how good. Here's how the game works. One condessent
will start by telling one of their worst datings that
happened during the holiday season. Then the other would try
to counter with the nightmare story of their own. We're
going back and forth for three rounds until we declare
a winner, just in time for Christmas. We're gonna kick
things off with Peppermint Lolli, Molly, go for it.
Speaker 14 (23:14):
Okay. So he invited me to a romantic tree lighting.
Oh cute, right, So he sent me the address to
meet him, and I get there and it's his house
and it's a small fake tree in his garage.
Speaker 1 (23:30):
No, it's not even in his living room.
Speaker 3 (23:34):
No, garages are the traditional location for holiday trees.
Speaker 1 (23:37):
It's been worse.
Speaker 14 (23:39):
The rest of his family was waiting inside to meet me.
Speaker 3 (23:43):
WHOA, it's surprising.
Speaker 1 (23:47):
I was going to say, you didn't want to be
in the garage, but now you just want to stay.
Speaker 3 (23:49):
There, Lisa, can you counter?
Speaker 15 (23:53):
Okay?
Speaker 12 (23:54):
A guy invited me to go caroling with him. Who
He told me he does it every year.
Speaker 1 (23:59):
Okay.
Speaker 3 (24:00):
That's a big deal for a guy to invite a
lady to come singing with him. That's the highest.
Speaker 1 (24:04):
Level, says the karaoke king. Okay, so you hit the
high notes that I can't what happened?
Speaker 12 (24:13):
So I meet up with him and it's just the
two of us, and the first house.
Speaker 15 (24:17):
That we go to, this woman opens.
Speaker 16 (24:20):
The door okay, and she's like my age, and he
starts singing single bells to the tune of jingle bells.
Speaker 1 (24:31):
I don't get it lowly on Christmas Day?
Speaker 3 (24:35):
Why would you sing it to Okay, it's true.
Speaker 12 (24:38):
That's when I found out that he does it to
his ax.
Speaker 15 (24:42):
The one that opened the door every single year.
Speaker 1 (24:48):
I've never seen a lone caroller. So that makes sense
why he's the only one going to the one house.
Speaker 3 (24:53):
Yeah, it's her fault for keeping the door open and
hearing the entire thing. You should have just closed the door. Okay,
we're on to the second round here, So Peppermint, Lolly Molly,
we're back to you.
Speaker 5 (25:05):
Okay.
Speaker 14 (25:05):
So I have like a really good dinner date with
this guy who was super into Christmas, which is great
because so am I and he kept talking about the
magic of the holiday, and then it was fine, and
then he dropped me off. And then at two in
the morning, I wake up and I hear something and
it's a guy calling out for help.
Speaker 1 (25:24):
What scary?
Speaker 14 (25:25):
I know, it was so scary, and I'm like half
asleep and I don't really know what's happening, and I
find my date stuck in my chimney.
Speaker 3 (25:34):
What whoa huh?
Speaker 14 (25:37):
How he was trying to surprise me like some weird
Tinder santa. Oh no, no, I fied apartment. Yeah it's
bringing an entering but like cheerfully or I don't.
Speaker 3 (25:53):
Know, a little bit too festive for your's Like, Lisa,
we're back to you.
Speaker 14 (25:58):
Okay.
Speaker 15 (25:59):
So we went to a Christmas light event and.
Speaker 14 (26:02):
There was a.
Speaker 15 (26:04):
Live Nativity scene.
Speaker 16 (26:06):
With actors and costumes and everything with It was cool
until my date started.
Speaker 12 (26:13):
Heckling the wise men were committing to the wrong star.
Speaker 1 (26:21):
I don't remember that part of the story.
Speaker 12 (26:22):
People told him to shut up. They asked us to leave.
They like escorted up out.
Speaker 1 (26:26):
Oh no, freak and sense and murrh for you.
Speaker 8 (26:31):
Baby yea.
Speaker 3 (26:33):
Yeah, the third and final round here, which means peppermint
lolly molly hit us with it.
Speaker 13 (26:38):
Okay.
Speaker 14 (26:39):
So I was at this guy's house and he suggested
we decorate his treet together.
Speaker 13 (26:43):
Which is so cute.
Speaker 14 (26:44):
I felt like I was in like a little Hallmarks
movie and.
Speaker 1 (26:46):
Oh my god, this is genius. Do you want to
come over to my house on a date and put
up all my decorations?
Speaker 8 (26:53):
Well that was the thing.
Speaker 14 (26:54):
He just like watched football the whole time.
Speaker 3 (26:57):
That's yeah.
Speaker 14 (26:58):
And so I went home and I like, I texted
him later and was like, what was that? And he
admitted that he uses girls from Apps to do that
every year.
Speaker 1 (27:09):
Oh that is not the Christmas spirit.
Speaker 3 (27:14):
But the good news is at least he chose you
this year.
Speaker 14 (27:17):
So I didn't feel like a wise.
Speaker 3 (27:22):
Yeah, okay, Max my visa, Lisa, this is your last chance.
Speaker 14 (27:27):
Okay.
Speaker 15 (27:28):
So I met a guy at a bar and right.
Speaker 12 (27:31):
When I get there, he pulled out mistletoe and he
did it every five minutes throughout the entire date.
Speaker 1 (27:40):
Oh god, you had to kiss him so many times.
Speaker 12 (27:44):
He wasn't even a good kisser.
Speaker 3 (27:49):
But you have to do what the mistletoe says.
Speaker 8 (27:51):
I did.
Speaker 17 (27:52):
I tried, and then eventually I.
Speaker 12 (27:54):
Was like, Okay, I want you to close your eyes
and I want you to count to ten. And by
the time he counted to him, I just high heeled
it out.
Speaker 5 (28:02):
Of that bar.
Speaker 3 (28:05):
It quick escape. All right, that's the final bell, and
that means the match is over, so we need to
score it. Judges, Alexis, who's your choice.
Speaker 2 (28:13):
I'm doing Lisa for having to carol at his ex's house.
Speaker 3 (28:17):
Brook.
Speaker 1 (28:18):
Oh, I'm going Molly for the guy stuck in her chimney.
That's like a bad local news story.
Speaker 3 (28:24):
We're all locked up, So Jose gets the final vote.
Speaker 6 (28:26):
I think the meanest thing that happened was tricking someone
into decorating a tree.
Speaker 3 (28:31):
That means congratulations, Peppermint, Lolly, Molly, you are the Chris
Kringle of keeping it single for the holidays.
Speaker 1 (28:39):
Congratulations, it's cube and it rhymes Molly.
Speaker 3 (28:42):
Jeff was waiting for that.
Speaker 14 (28:43):
Thank you so much. I don't know why this feels
both embarrassing and victorious.
Speaker 1 (28:49):
Both things can be true.
Speaker 3 (28:50):
It's like you're on a date all over again. That's
your holiday Battle of the Tinder dates phone taps coming
up right.
Speaker 8 (28:56):
After this brooking Jeffrey in the morning, Grab.
Speaker 3 (29:00):
Your stained proof laughing pants, because it's time for the
number eight phone tap in our countdown to the top
phone taps of Christmas.
Speaker 1 (29:08):
I don't mind jeff Mine already.
Speaker 3 (29:09):
On Today features Jose's character Steady Eddie. Oh Eddie calls
the front desk at a roadside motel with a very
strange request. Yeah and even weirder backstory to it. So
get ready for your number eight phone tap of the
year right now.
Speaker 6 (29:29):
Kids, Brook and Jefferies ten phone taps of Christmas.
Speaker 8 (29:32):
Number eight.
Speaker 7 (29:35):
Will travel lodge, This will hi.
Speaker 9 (29:39):
If that's the motel effect? That to ay too?
Speaker 7 (29:43):
Yes it is. You look at a book a room?
Speaker 9 (29:46):
Oh no, no, no, thank you?
Speaker 7 (29:50):
Okay, Well, how can I help you?
Speaker 9 (29:53):
Well, I like to book a room clean?
Speaker 13 (29:55):
Oh you do want to book a room? All right, Well,
can I get a name for the reservation.
Speaker 9 (30:01):
My name is Edward, but my friends call me steady Eddie.
Speaker 7 (30:05):
Okay, I'm Edward. When are you looking to stay with us?
Speaker 4 (30:08):
Well it's tonight, but I do have a particular request.
Speaker 7 (30:13):
Okay.
Speaker 9 (30:14):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (30:15):
So like my parents Doug and Dorothy, their first day
was at your motel, like thirty years ago or forty
years fifty. They're super old. Okay, that's actually where I
was conceived. Oh right, amazing right anywhere seeing it was
(30:37):
on the ground floor. And I don't mean like on
the ground well maybe actually knowing my mom, I haven't.
Speaker 9 (30:43):
I Oh, I mean it was room one.
Speaker 4 (30:45):
One four and I have been back there many many
times just to check it out.
Speaker 7 (30:51):
So that's that's the room that you're wanting them One
one four.
Speaker 4 (30:55):
Is oh oh no, oh gosh, you're actually I like
the room next to it.
Speaker 9 (31:03):
Please, that's room one one six.
Speaker 13 (31:07):
Let me make sure that a bill and the reason.
Speaker 4 (31:10):
Why because my parents just left the house and they're
heading your way right now.
Speaker 8 (31:14):
We do.
Speaker 7 (31:16):
Right now.
Speaker 9 (31:17):
We don't have a lot of time here.
Speaker 4 (31:18):
So if I if I can get into one sixteen,
then I'd like to listen. Listen to yeah, and when
we've wondered, because you know, like I wasn't there back then.
Speaker 13 (31:33):
Okay about this, when you get here, if the room's
booked or not?
Speaker 4 (31:38):
Okay, well, no, I don't make sure there's no perverts
or any freak shows ahead of me.
Speaker 13 (31:44):
You know, Oh God, is.
Speaker 4 (31:46):
There a way that I could send some oysters to
the room.
Speaker 7 (31:49):
This is a motel. We don't have oysters here.
Speaker 4 (31:52):
Maybe a couple of slim gyms get the party started,
you know.
Speaker 13 (31:56):
Yeah, we don't do anything like that. No room service
sending anything to rip.
Speaker 7 (32:01):
Sorry.
Speaker 4 (32:01):
Okay, well fine, What if I go to the front
desk and I bring some pineapple juice?
Speaker 9 (32:05):
Can you just drop it off with them and say
it's from their little boy.
Speaker 7 (32:08):
No, I can't do that. I'm gonna I'm gonna level
with you here. I'm gonna be honest.
Speaker 13 (32:13):
Yeah, your parents probably just want a knight to themselves
and don't need anything extra from there.
Speaker 4 (32:19):
I've been with them for thirty years. I've never left
the house without them. They're gonna be scared without them.
Speaker 13 (32:24):
Think you need to give your parents some privacy.
Speaker 9 (32:30):
Hanging what you're saying?
Speaker 4 (32:31):
You want me to drop off some blindfolds you're clinking. No, no,
that's not clinkery doom that dame.
Speaker 13 (32:39):
No, I am not saying that. Please do not bring
blind holes.
Speaker 4 (32:43):
I do actually have an exact replica of the Indiana
Jones whip. I don't know if my dad knows how
to use it, and I could drop and listen to me.
Speaker 13 (32:51):
You've not come here, Okay, just stay away. Okay, Well,
I have other customers and I need to help them
right now.
Speaker 9 (32:57):
So oh sure other countries don't find.
Speaker 4 (33:00):
I like you mean, like the perverts. I like Brook
and Jeffrey in the Morning. I'm at Brooks in the
motel right now, checking once theories and slim gyms and
checking out all the rooms, listening for sure for my parents.
Speaker 13 (33:12):
I have been on the phone with you for long enough.
I have other customers. I need to take care of.
Speaker 9 (33:16):
Your roommate.
Speaker 4 (33:17):
Freddy said, you've been so bored lately, that's why he
need to set you up for this prank phone call.
Speaker 7 (33:23):
Wait, how do you know my roommate? How do you
know Freddy?
Speaker 6 (33:26):
Because this is actually Jose from the radio show Brook
and Jeffrey in the Morning.
Speaker 3 (33:30):
We're doing a phonetel many man. Freddy said, you.
Speaker 7 (33:32):
Up wait, wait are you wait? So Freddy did this?
Speaker 3 (33:36):
Yeah, Freddy said, you've been super bored at your job.
Speaker 9 (33:38):
Every time you come home. You're like, Doug, nothing is
happening at my job.
Speaker 7 (33:41):
Like I was, like, who who wants to listen so much?
Speaker 9 (33:46):
Excuse me? Excuse me? I wouldn't say weird. Some people
are very close to their family.
Speaker 13 (33:50):
I'm gonna have Nightmari.
Speaker 4 (33:53):
Well, I'm going to be sleeping NFE and sleep in
Room one sixteen next to my parents.
Speaker 7 (33:57):
Okay, you're you're a little too good at that.
Speaker 3 (34:01):
With your number eight phones.
Speaker 8 (34:03):
Half of twenty twenty five Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 3 (34:08):
Where's the best place to meet single men in real life?
I don't know, jeff. You might think it's out at
the bars or at the gym, maybe behind the Jiffy Lube,
but nope, none of those. You have to go back
there and find out. One of our listeners says, there's
a sneaky spot where you can meet cute guys who
(34:30):
aren't on the dating apps. Really, and it's only during
the holidays. You're gonna find out where that place is.
Speaker 1 (34:39):
Hey, Santa, you.
Speaker 3 (34:40):
Have to beat me there in a sprint during a
brand new second Date update coming up right after this
Second Date updated, Big day on the show because Denise
is back.
Speaker 1 (34:54):
I've been waiting for Denise.
Speaker 3 (34:55):
We all have yea. You may remember her from a
second Date update around six months ago or so, where
her strategy was to find available men at the golf course.
She decided to take up the hobby and she would
go there and say, oh, no, I don't know how
to do this? How do I swing this long metal stick?
(35:16):
And then well to do gentlemen would come over and
help her. She ended up meeting one guy named Franklin
who owned a couple of car washes. That whole thing
didn't work out in the end, but Denise is not
giving up.
Speaker 1 (35:28):
That's right, Denise.
Speaker 3 (35:29):
She is back requesting our help once again, but not
hitting the golf clubs. Apparently we got According to your email, Denise,
you've got a new strategy to meet guys.
Speaker 1 (35:40):
Yes, okay, it do tell okay.
Speaker 17 (35:45):
I was thinking about other places that eligible single guys
would be okay, and I realized that around the holidays
there's a lot of them around the perfume counters, shopping
for their moms and their sisters and their aunts.
Speaker 1 (36:01):
Says, keep the.
Speaker 6 (36:01):
List going there, I buy for their moms, IM, but
I have my mom chocolate strawberry.
Speaker 3 (36:08):
So there's a line the.
Speaker 7 (36:11):
Next time to really sure, not so far fetched, right?
Speaker 5 (36:16):
You know?
Speaker 1 (36:16):
We we actually are a little confused in these because
most men buying fragrance, they're going to have a significant other.
Speaker 17 (36:24):
Most exactly exactly, or maybe he's helping his friend.
Speaker 3 (36:30):
We didn't think of that, bro. You can't see the
look on Brook's face right now, but she is shaking
her head, very skeptical about this entire thing.
Speaker 1 (36:38):
It's a reach, but it sounds like it works for
you because you're you're on with us, and you must
have met somebody this.
Speaker 17 (36:44):
Way, right, Yes, So I did get a part time
job at a department store. I do have a full
time job, but I'm just doing this at night to
meet guys. I say, if I'm going to a bar
and spending money to meet guys, I can have a
job to get money and still the guy.
Speaker 1 (37:04):
So who'd you meet?
Speaker 17 (37:05):
Okay, so I didn't meet a guy. His name is Caleb.
You know, while I was working there, I noticed that
not Caleb, but like a lot of guys were married
and they would slip their ring off.
Speaker 1 (37:17):
No, what sketchy?
Speaker 17 (37:19):
Yeah, I mean it's something about a really good conversation
that gets these men going.
Speaker 1 (37:24):
I don't think it's a conversation.
Speaker 2 (37:26):
Did they have any You can ask who they're buying
it for straight out?
Speaker 17 (37:31):
Well okay, So towards the end of the night, that's
when he came in, and I was kind of hoping
that he wasn't the one, But you know, I was
hoping that maybe.
Speaker 1 (37:41):
Did you say you were hoping that he wasn't the one?
Single one?
Speaker 3 (37:46):
What do you mean?
Speaker 17 (37:48):
I mean, not somebody like, oh my gosh, love at
first sight, I'm head over heels the one, but a
really nice to die I like options.
Speaker 3 (37:55):
I like surprised. He surprised you when he came over
to the counter. It sounds like or he was.
Speaker 1 (38:00):
The only option that was single.
Speaker 13 (38:02):
Yeah.
Speaker 17 (38:03):
Well, what really caught my eye was that he was
very shy compared to all of the guys that I've
seen all day, and he was actually getting perfume for
his mom.
Speaker 12 (38:17):
They exist, okay, but he didn't know what to get her.
Speaker 17 (38:20):
So that's where I came into place, luckily, and I
took this opportunity to flirt with him, and I sprayed
some on my hand and on my neck.
Speaker 1 (38:30):
You had him smell your neck? Does this smell like
your mom?
Speaker 3 (38:38):
The moves, okay, all of it.
Speaker 17 (38:41):
He went to one of the perfumes and I rung
him up, and you know, he just kind of stood
there while hanging around the counter because you know, he's
so shy, and I was just initiating conversation. So I
was very very direct and I said, if you want
to ask me out, it's okay.
Speaker 10 (38:58):
You can wish every would green flag, like, come on, buddy.
Speaker 1 (39:05):
No, because if they say no, that I'm gonna go.
Speaker 3 (39:08):
Never.
Speaker 1 (39:09):
House against rejection is not trust's day.
Speaker 3 (39:13):
What did Caleb say?
Speaker 17 (39:15):
Well, he said, okay, will you go out with me?
Speaker 5 (39:18):
Cute?
Speaker 17 (39:19):
I said yes, and I wrote my number on his receipt.
Speaker 3 (39:22):
Wow.
Speaker 17 (39:22):
And then after he left he had texted me a
couple of times. There hasn't been an official date, Timid.
Speaker 3 (39:32):
Did you bully him into a d like?
Speaker 17 (39:34):
I wouldn't say bully, I would say strongly convinced he.
Speaker 3 (39:39):
Could have said no to I totally can't.
Speaker 1 (39:41):
You weren't shy and you love that line that she
just gave it, so maybe it's universal. Do you think
he just doesn't know what to do on a day,
Like I'm being serious, like doesn't know where to go,
what to play on.
Speaker 17 (39:54):
I think because he is so shy, maybe all of
this might be a little overwhelming for then maybe he
doesn't actually like act women out on the regular.
Speaker 3 (40:05):
Or do you think maybe he's taken already and was
also being a little bit sneaky with you.
Speaker 17 (40:10):
I've seen cheeters, I know how they move.
Speaker 1 (40:13):
Yeah, yeah, he's a MoMA's boy.
Speaker 3 (40:17):
Yeah, it might be possible. He put the perfume on
his mom and then he was like, oh wow.
Speaker 9 (40:22):
What.
Speaker 1 (40:25):
Like we already did a lot of jokes that would
do it.
Speaker 3 (40:28):
I'm just saying it's a possibility for a shy boys.
Speaker 10 (40:32):
Dating his mom.
Speaker 1 (40:33):
Now, shy boys want to hook up with their mom to.
Speaker 3 (40:36):
Put everything on the table, and then we'll find out
the truth when we come back. We're gonna call Caleb
and find out who he really wants to go out with.
A second date updates for Jeff This happening right after
this second date update. If you're a shy boy who's
buying perfume for his mom this holiday season, be careful
(41:02):
because it might be a trap.
Speaker 1 (41:05):
Maybe you want to traph guy, You maybe do.
Speaker 3 (41:07):
And I say that because our listener Denise is a
purposeful dater. She tries to put herself in situations so
she can meet available men who aren't on the apps. Yes,
like in a previous episode she was trying to meet
guys at the golf course, but now since it's around
the holidays, she's been trying to meet single men at
the perfume counter by working there part time.
Speaker 1 (41:29):
Yes, that is commitment.
Speaker 3 (41:31):
Perfumes not cheap, so I kind of checks her boxes right, available,
probably well susta.
Speaker 11 (41:37):
Thoughtful gifts might be a little bit counterintuitive, but there
are lots of clueless guys out there who need help
shopping for presents, hopefully for their mother or for their sister.
Speaker 1 (41:48):
Or maybe there's a guy out there that's buying perfume
or cologne for himself or for the homeless.
Speaker 9 (41:53):
Yeah, for charity the homeless.
Speaker 1 (41:57):
Things first, Yeah.
Speaker 3 (42:00):
Don't go around spritzing the homeless. That's not a good move.
But it is how she met Caleb, and she even
kind of pushed him into asking her out. The problem
is he hasn't followed through with the actual date yet,
so that's what we're gonna try and step in and help.
Is that right, Denise?
Speaker 1 (42:17):
Yes, Okay, didn't recap worried that we're gonna scare him
even further, like he's a shy guy.
Speaker 17 (42:25):
And then, I mean, it has been some weeks, so
I definitely need the help. Okay, I can't do it,
and I'm gonna come off to pushing I'll scare him away.
Speaker 3 (42:34):
Yeah, I mean, if it's been weeks, what does she
have left to lose at this point? What's gonna ghost
her even more?
Speaker 4 (42:40):
The same thing?
Speaker 1 (42:41):
That's true? All right, Well, we'll try to talk softly
and not frighten him. No, what was that?
Speaker 3 (42:49):
Okay, Well, we'll be delegate with your shy future boyfriend
and we will try and get him to say yes
to actually going out on this date with you. So
you'd need him to say that. Here we go. Hello, Hey,
(43:10):
is this Caleb.
Speaker 5 (43:12):
Yeah, it's is Caleb.
Speaker 3 (43:14):
Hey man. This is a radio show.
Speaker 9 (43:17):
It's very strong.
Speaker 3 (43:18):
Jeff good morning, Yeah, good morning morning.
Speaker 10 (43:23):
We're a show.
Speaker 3 (43:23):
We're called Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning. I don't
know if you've heard of us before.
Speaker 5 (43:27):
I believe I heard of it.
Speaker 3 (43:28):
Okay, well, maybe you've heard of this segment that we
do that's called the second Date Update, where we try
to reconnect listeners after they've met up once and they're
having trouble seeing each other again.
Speaker 5 (43:41):
Yeah, I think so.
Speaker 3 (43:42):
Okay, Okay, So that's what we're trying to do here
with you because one of our listeners, Denise, has been
trying to get a hold of you.
Speaker 1 (43:52):
Remember Denise smells good, Denise. Yeah, that's why you.
Speaker 5 (43:57):
Said that this must be Joe, because I've been texting her.
Speaker 7 (44:02):
Yeah.
Speaker 10 (44:02):
I heard that.
Speaker 3 (44:03):
But Denise feels like you haven't made enough of a
push to actually go out on the date.
Speaker 1 (44:08):
Like it almost feels like you're texting her out of obligation,
not because you actually want to see her. Is she
reading that right?
Speaker 3 (44:15):
No?
Speaker 5 (44:15):
No, I like her, you do, Okay, it is, Yeah,
I just I just can't go out with her.
Speaker 3 (44:22):
Oh no, ever is there a reason?
Speaker 5 (44:25):
No, it's I want to, it's just not the right time,
not yet, not yet.
Speaker 3 (44:32):
Yeah, what does it? What does it mean?
Speaker 15 (44:34):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (44:34):
I got some I got some things I'm working on
working on myself, and that's what I'm going I.
Speaker 3 (44:40):
Mean, with all due respect, people are dating. They have
busy lives, and sometimes they just can't wait forever. So
we're just trying to figure.
Speaker 1 (44:47):
Out how long this self time is going to take
exactly we're talking another week or are we talking two years?
Speaker 5 (44:54):
Uh? Well, I'm not exactly sure. I ordered some special
supplements and I'm trying them out see whether they're affected.
Speaker 6 (45:06):
So you mean like health supplements some people do, like
skin like my buddy takes one fish oil or whatever.
Speaker 3 (45:11):
For sure? What what kind of supplements are we talking about?
If you don't mind me asking.
Speaker 5 (45:16):
I probably shouldn't say more than they did.
Speaker 1 (45:20):
Okay, Oh, we didn't need to get into a private matters.
I was thinking maybe hair loss? Is that what's going on?
Speaker 5 (45:29):
Well? Does that have to do with growing?
Speaker 3 (45:32):
What like?
Speaker 10 (45:34):
Went somewhere?
Speaker 7 (45:35):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (45:35):
You mean like I'm doing fingernails right?
Speaker 3 (45:38):
Yeah? I could be it.
Speaker 5 (45:40):
Yeah, I don't. I shouldn't say anymore.
Speaker 9 (45:42):
Oh my god.
Speaker 3 (45:43):
Okay, and we really shouldn't ask anymore.
Speaker 10 (45:48):
Stop asking.
Speaker 3 (45:49):
You're testing out multiple supplements, it sounds like, and seeing
what works. That's why you're waiting.
Speaker 1 (45:56):
Are you asking, Jeff? Because you're wondering what the results
are for yourself?
Speaker 3 (45:59):
My motives are your business?
Speaker 15 (46:02):
Just like?
Speaker 10 (46:02):
Also, what are you making?
Speaker 3 (46:04):
You're just results Yeah, you're just.
Speaker 5 (46:06):
You truly want to be ready for Denise if it
goes well.
Speaker 1 (46:11):
Okay, I mean I think supplements are no supplements you
could do that, you could be there.
Speaker 3 (46:18):
Yeah, I'm just trying to hype them up. I feel
I don't think I'm trying to be one.
Speaker 10 (46:23):
Of the guys.
Speaker 1 (46:23):
I'm trying to make it feel better. I don't want
to feel bad about whatever it is.
Speaker 3 (46:27):
I know what Brook's trying to say. She's trying to say, Caleb, Truly,
a lot of people think that they have it in
their mind. Oh I'll start dating once I lose five
pounds or once my hair transplants come in. You're waiting
for the perfect moment, but there really is never a
truly perfect time. You just got to say, you know what,
I like this person, I'm going to go for it.
Speaker 5 (46:46):
Yeah, I guess that makes sense.
Speaker 3 (46:47):
Okay.
Speaker 6 (46:48):
Well they always say, well, comes when you least expect it, right,
not when you plan the.
Speaker 10 (46:51):
Most for it.
Speaker 5 (46:52):
I just think Denise is really gonna like it.
Speaker 1 (46:54):
I don't notice, but yeah, it's good.
Speaker 3 (46:58):
And I don't know if this is a if there's
a good thing or a bad thing, but I have
a feeling you would never go out with Denise unless
I told you that. She's actually on the phone right
now listening to this whole thing.
Speaker 7 (47:11):
Hi, Caleb.
Speaker 5 (47:14):
Embarrassed.
Speaker 17 (47:16):
No, it's say I'm flattered that you you know, you
really want to be ready for the tape?
Speaker 5 (47:24):
Yeah, thank you?
Speaker 17 (47:28):
Yeah, of course, I mean you don't. You don't need
to worry about that though I do.
Speaker 5 (47:34):
No, no, no, no no no.
Speaker 17 (47:35):
I just mean I thought you were cool the way
you were where we met, and that's what attracted me
to you, like beyond this physical.
Speaker 5 (47:45):
Mm hm oh yeah, okay, Yeah, I'm cool.
Speaker 10 (47:49):
Super cool.
Speaker 17 (47:51):
You don't need to take supplements or whatever it is, just.
Speaker 7 (47:56):
Because it's me.
Speaker 5 (47:57):
Yeah, I just I think you'd like it.
Speaker 17 (48:04):
I want to respond to that.
Speaker 8 (48:06):
I hope I like it.
Speaker 5 (48:07):
I goodness, I have a new one coming in this
week and it's really promising one.
Speaker 1 (48:17):
How many of you tried?
Speaker 5 (48:18):
Yeah, it's called beard burst. I'm trying to get facial hair.
Speaker 1 (48:26):
Facial What did you just say?
Speaker 5 (48:29):
Beard burst? It's her facial hair because beards are really hot, right, amazing, it's.
Speaker 17 (48:39):
About facial hair. Yeah, you have a cute faith without
facial hair.
Speaker 3 (48:47):
I mean, oh my, oh my god, it's so delicate
with him.
Speaker 10 (48:52):
Think it was what I don't think?
Speaker 6 (48:54):
Tell ye, I think all the listeners are thinking the same.
Speaker 10 (48:59):
Listen to his back, yes difference.
Speaker 5 (49:03):
Yeah, oh god, did you think I was trying to
order drugs?
Speaker 1 (49:06):
Oh my god?
Speaker 5 (49:10):
But yes, I don't have facial hair and I wanted
to get bigger and I just can't grow it.
Speaker 1 (49:18):
Okay, nobody cares about that.
Speaker 7 (49:20):
Listen.
Speaker 17 (49:21):
I am pro wanting to feel better about yourself. So
you know what, if you're on this bear journey, I
will go on this journey this year, wow.
Speaker 9 (49:30):
Beer journey together.
Speaker 1 (49:32):
That doesn't mean you're going to grow your own, right.
Speaker 3 (49:35):
I desperate.
Speaker 17 (49:38):
As long as I can be your personal facial misogyn
I think we can make this work.
Speaker 1 (49:47):
The best offer we tired of working.
Speaker 3 (49:51):
It's a much better offer than the one that I'm
about to give, where we're going to pay for your
next date. If you'll agree to see Denise one more time, Caleb.
Speaker 5 (49:59):
Yeah, I really want to see her. I just I
just hope you don't need a Hemsworth at the perfume
counter and kick.
Speaker 17 (50:08):
No, I'm sure Hemsworth would have nothing on your seatheart.
Speaker 1 (50:12):
Oh wow, she's.
Speaker 10 (50:13):
Great, bro.
Speaker 1 (50:14):
Have you looked at the photo of them recently. She's
great at line. Yeah.
Speaker 17 (50:19):
I did meet him at the perfume counter.
Speaker 3 (50:21):
Guy, Okay, that didn't him. That's right. We started on
a mission to get Denise a date from her perfume
counter and she found her perfect Hemsworth look alike. Well
soon soon they'll be looking like Helmsworth. Sounds like the
opposite of Hemsworth. Caleb, you're the man, Caleb.
Speaker 5 (50:37):
Yeah, thanks, And tonight I'm going to delete my tender profile.
Speaker 3 (50:44):
All the ladies wore.
Speaker 8 (50:48):
Freaking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 3 (50:50):
Man talking about medical things on the radio, even even supplements.
You really gotta be careful.
Speaker 1 (50:58):
Well, the problem is is that when somebody he says
that you don't want to ask a lot of questions,
but then that leaves it open to interpretation exactly, which
was obviously wrong.
Speaker 10 (51:08):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (51:08):
I just I wish he would have just came out
and told us beard blaster pills right at the start
of the conversation, because we could have avoid a lot
of awkwardness. I thought it was like skin moisturizer at first.
It's almost the same, like fish oil.
Speaker 10 (51:20):
Oh no, it's beard growing.
Speaker 9 (51:21):
Yeah, right.
Speaker 3 (51:22):
The problem was he was talking about how Denise was
really gonna like it, and he mentioned growth a few times.
Just it led us into a weird space.
Speaker 1 (51:31):
Yeah, but good thing we called him. How long would
it have taken to his beard group It would have
been half a year.
Speaker 3 (51:38):
Still not big enough to reach my knees.
Speaker 1 (51:40):
There's another whiskery.
Speaker 3 (51:43):
You know what we did it. We got him to
go out on a date. So hopefully they reach out
to us again and give us an.
Speaker 1 (51:48):
Update on their Yeah, reminded us of where our minds
always go to.
Speaker 3 (51:52):
Yes, absolutely, send us photos of the beard when it
comes in, Caleb, but that was I'm still worried. Okay,
just send them right to me. But that was a
special holiday. Second date updates. If you want to hear more,
you can go to Spotify, iHeart Apple, wherever you get
your podcasts, find it pop, a few supplements and binge.
Speaker 8 (52:13):
Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.
Speaker 3 (52:17):
Guys, this is so unlike me, but I think I
may have messed up. It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the
Morning because we had a big announcement for our listeners
that I probably should have mentioned a little bit earlier.
Speaker 8 (52:31):
Oh God.
Speaker 3 (52:31):
Basically, the announcement was we're going to count down our
top ten best phone taps of the year, starting on Monday,
December eighth. Yeah, yeah, yeah, which was two days ago.
But okay, in my defense, in my defense, I've been
going by the lunar calendar, and according to that, I'm
still three months early.
Speaker 1 (52:53):
Sorry, we're two days into the phone taps. It doesn't
matter what the lunar calendar says.
Speaker 3 (52:58):
Then you're still in trouble. Jeffery to the.
Speaker 1 (53:00):
Sun is in charge, Jack Overall?
Speaker 3 (53:02):
What does this mean? Basically, we're late of the year.
Speaker 10 (53:10):
Are on right now?
Speaker 3 (53:12):
These are the favorites, the most listened to ones from
our podcast, playing them every day all the way.
Speaker 18 (53:18):
Till next Friday when we reach number one. I mean
the following Friday, not the lunar one, because that one's
coming up in June. And if you miss any of them,
they're all up on our YouTube at Brook and Jeffrey,
or on our podcast wherever you get our show, Apple, Spotify,
Spuffet to Fie, wherever you get them.
Speaker 1 (53:38):
Did you write down a word you can't see anymore
on the paper.
Speaker 3 (53:41):
I'm reading off the lunar calendar Again, According to my
lunar calendar, we are late for Laser Stories, which is
next week. No, it's just next, okay, next it's the
radio segment that's bringing fast to the ski slopes with
(54:01):
new stiletto high heeled ski boots. So now you could
shred some powder and show off your calf muscles at
the same time. Wow, only do it with Laser Stories,
the segment where we read weird news stories around the globe,
just like everyone else does, except we've got a laser.
There's other glow ups from the snow up, just don't
This first laser story is out of Ohio. Thirty six
(54:24):
year old guy named Wasser Sandalson walked into his local
bank recently and asked if he could make a deposit
all right, and there was quite a line, so one
of the supervisors told him he could use the drive
through atm and it would work just the same.
Speaker 1 (54:37):
But he was already there, but.
Speaker 3 (54:39):
The line was too long.
Speaker 1 (54:40):
Oh oh, told him before he got to the counter.
I imagine him waiting in line at the end line
finally being told actually getting your pa.
Speaker 3 (54:49):
That would be a real slap in the face. But
Wasser went and got into his car, pulled around to
the drive through and was using the bank's air tube system.
Speaker 1 (54:57):
Oh they're so cool.
Speaker 3 (54:59):
I know they are fun. He included a few checks
and then maybe accidentally dropped a small baggie of meth
in the canister as well.
Speaker 6 (55:09):
Just put that in my safety deposit box for me.
Speaker 7 (55:12):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (55:13):
Well, of course the bank called it in and cops
showed up. Man and bankers just aren't cool, anyone.
Speaker 10 (55:21):
Shared.
Speaker 3 (55:22):
Officers tracked Wasser down, who completely denied it was him
with the drugs.
Speaker 1 (55:26):
Absolutely.
Speaker 3 (55:28):
Then they went and searched his car and found more meths.
Speaker 10 (55:34):
What a coincidence.
Speaker 1 (55:35):
It was given away free like the dumb dubs.
Speaker 3 (55:37):
Whole worlds against him. No word yet on the exact
charges he's facing. Wasser blames the confusing tube system for
his incarceration. That's it.
Speaker 1 (55:47):
But he didn't rob the bank, so yeah, he gave
exactly Yeah justice, where's the justice in this world?
Speaker 3 (55:54):
This next laser story is out of Europe. While there's
droughts all over the world to global warming, the small
country of Latvia is experiencing a very different kind. They
have an official man drought.
Speaker 1 (56:08):
Oh no, get out and out.
Speaker 3 (56:13):
For some reason, the Baltic nation officially has sixteen percent
more women than men. Currently, a gap more than three
times any other European country. Wow, nice ratio.
Speaker 1 (56:24):
Half of our list of the audiences. They can move there, Alexis.
Speaker 15 (56:27):
I know.
Speaker 2 (56:27):
I did start to think that after I'm like, wait,
maybe they live there, take visits somewhere else.
Speaker 3 (56:31):
Yeah. Well, the ladies in Latvia have come up with
a solution. It's called hourly rental husbands.
Speaker 1 (56:38):
Not one you have to keep your whole life.
Speaker 3 (56:40):
Hey, interesting, so you're interested, Brooke, Okay, let's I'll tell
you more. Then. The services have exploded across the region,
with companies promising to send over quote men with golden hands.
Uh no, no, no, it's none of that stuff.
Speaker 1 (56:57):
Broke is already on a Latvian website. You better exploit.
Speaker 3 (57:01):
I know you're googling right away. This is a fancy
way to say a handy man, man with golden hands.
We will show up to fix leaky pipes, mount your TVs,
or do other chores for you around the house.
Speaker 1 (57:15):
Nagging them five times to do it. That's sweet.
Speaker 3 (57:17):
That's actually true because another service takes the concept even
further by explicitly renting husbands where customer's book online or
by phone, and within an hour, a random man appears
at your door, not to flirt, not to argue about
weekend plans. They're simply there to paint your walls, fix
the curtains, whatever you need. They will do it immediately.
Speaker 6 (57:37):
Which will turn on the women more than them actually
trying to hit on the women.
Speaker 1 (57:40):
It's not you're not you just take the garbage out.
Speaker 9 (57:45):
Yeah, leave me alone.
Speaker 10 (57:46):
I'm doing my job.
Speaker 3 (57:47):
So could it come to America soon? Interests?
Speaker 1 (57:53):
I don't know how I feel like, Jeff, you'd be
ready to husband to do all this work for you.
Speaker 13 (57:56):
Try out?
Speaker 3 (57:58):
Yeah, that'll mean next leisure story is out of the
holly high note hall. Mariah Carey has recorded hundreds and
hundreds of songs across her career, but she could have
basically retired comfortably if she only ever released one song.
And yep, it's that one.
Speaker 1 (58:22):
This is maybe the year that I've I've tapped out
of this song. It's the first year.
Speaker 6 (58:27):
I'm like, yeah, I haven't listened to it from beginning
to end.
Speaker 3 (58:30):
Yet you might be one of the only people Brook because,
according to a recent financial publication, Mariah rakes in more
than two point five million dollars in royalties every single
year from the song.
Speaker 1 (58:42):
Yeah, but have you seen her lifestyle that afford It's
like one of her dog's houses for a month.
Speaker 3 (58:47):
Yeah, and it is a little ironic since the song
is supposed to be about somebody not caring about materialistic
aspects of the holidays as long as they can be
with their partner, but still makes a ton of dough. Yeah,
and Mariah isn't the only one on making bank off it.
All I Want for Christmas was co written by a
music producer named Walter Afanasy. Now let's go well, he
(59:09):
did a lot of work with Mariah in the nineties,
and even though he hasn't really done much since, he
has a net worth of over one hundred million dollars
because his lifestyle.
Speaker 1 (59:20):
Christmas is another mansion.
Speaker 3 (59:22):
Yeah. Interestingly enough, the song is not fading into obscurity.
It's actually becoming more popular. A hit number one on
the Billboard Hot one hundred for the first time back
in twenty nineteen, but it's returned to the top spot
every year since, which is a six year streak.
Speaker 1 (59:39):
It's so old.
Speaker 3 (59:40):
I always play Christmas music, but I don't like go
for that one.
Speaker 1 (59:43):
I mean, Jeff just did a parody to it. What
if you expect it's iconic.
Speaker 3 (59:46):
Yeah, you're welcome, Mariah. Will it go to number one
in twenty twenty five? I guess we'll have to wait
and find out. This final laser story is out of
Holiday Headquartersay are you putting up a tree? This year?
The New All found most Americans will have a Christmas
tree in their home, and a surprising number of us
will have two or more.
Speaker 7 (01:00:07):
Oh.
Speaker 9 (01:00:07):
Indeed, if I had a.
Speaker 1 (01:00:09):
Bigger house, I would totally you would have more than one.
I feel like you'd really leave them up all year long. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (01:00:16):
Fourteen percent overall, or one in seven people will have
at least two trees in their place. That includes two
percent who said more than three.
Speaker 8 (01:00:25):
Yewn.
Speaker 1 (01:00:27):
Do you do a Christmas tree or do you not?
Speaker 3 (01:00:28):
I do many Christmas trees. Doesn't necessarily mean you're putting
in multiple full size trees?
Speaker 1 (01:00:34):
Yeah, little tiny cutie?
Speaker 3 (01:00:35):
Yeah yeah, maybe got like the big one in the
living room, and like me, you put a medium one
in the sauna.
Speaker 9 (01:00:41):
Really the mood?
Speaker 3 (01:00:42):
Oh yeah, Now, I don't know. But overall, that number
is way up from where it was last year. So
when you're visiting at a friend's house over the holidays.
Don't be surprised to see more green. Yeah, I am
seeing way too much green right now in front of me.
But some reason I just can't look away.
Speaker 9 (01:01:02):
You never can nod.
Speaker 3 (01:01:04):
I like what I'm seeing. It means Laser Stories has
come to an end for the day. We'll do it again,
same time.
Speaker 8 (01:01:09):
On Friday, Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 3 (01:01:21):
You know this song reminds you of what? Brook? Do
you remember what you did last Christmas? Which factory you
bought in, which third world country? A raise? That's funny
because I remember you laughing about denying workers their benefits.
It's the only thing that I remember, though I don't
(01:01:41):
know the details. You really did have a good Christmas
last year, though you're the one denying benefits. You'll just
take those healthcare premiums and talk at them. Oh so generous.
But one guy who wants to ruin your Christmas this year,
Oh my god, a man named Cody, who is back
after he lost to you a few months ago by
just one point.
Speaker 7 (01:02:02):
Do you remember Cody Eyebrook?
Speaker 1 (01:02:04):
Wow, Cody, it sounds like you've really been holding a
grudge against me for a couple months.
Speaker 7 (01:02:09):
I've been holding it for a year.
Speaker 6 (01:02:11):
Oh wow, he's salivating at the moment.
Speaker 1 (01:02:15):
Man, have you been like spreading nasty rumors and stuff
about me?
Speaker 5 (01:02:18):
Too?
Speaker 10 (01:02:20):
Never?
Speaker 3 (01:02:20):
No, no, nobody in this room does that not online?
Speaker 10 (01:02:25):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (01:02:26):
What Jeff?
Speaker 1 (01:02:26):
What did you put online?
Speaker 3 (01:02:27):
No, Kady, just don't look at Twitter. So, Cody, we
got to get to the game.
Speaker 7 (01:02:31):
Here.
Speaker 3 (01:02:32):
You got thirty seconds on the clocked answer as many
questions as possible. Brook has left the studio. If you
don't know when, you could say pass. But you have
to beat her outright if you want to win? Are
you ready?
Speaker 5 (01:02:40):
Absolutely ready?
Speaker 7 (01:02:41):
They'll ever be Good luck, my man.
Speaker 3 (01:02:42):
Your time starts now. The first Nobel Peace Prize was
awarded on this day in nineteen oh one. Scientist Marie
Curry won how many Nobel Prizes in her lifetime? Duff
Beer is from What TV show The Simpson, Mars and
Murray are the inventors of what famous chocolate candy. In
the Guardians of the Galaxy, the character Groot can only
(01:03:04):
say what three word phrase. What sport is known as
America's pastime. The base for the Spanish dish paiea.
Speaker 18 (01:03:14):
Is what.
Speaker 5 (01:03:16):
Pass?
Speaker 3 (01:03:19):
But I do love some pass in my taia That
is yummy. Brook is brook laying off more people out there?
I think, so okay, we got to give her a
chance to finish firing them and she's back. Yeah we
saw now, Cody. It says that you work two jobs
at the same mall, and when our producer asked you
(01:03:42):
if you have any Christmas traditions, you said, no, you
don't because this is the busiest time of year for
you working round the clock at the mall.
Speaker 13 (01:03:49):
Oh yeah, yeah, I'm working six days straight for two
weeks straight. O.
Speaker 9 (01:03:53):
My god.
Speaker 6 (01:03:54):
That money though, brother, and you're very important.
Speaker 3 (01:03:56):
We appreciate your work. If I go to the mall
and I say that I work at the food court,
will I get a discount?
Speaker 1 (01:04:02):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (01:04:03):
Does that work? Or some of the places will give
it to you without you having to ask if anything? Okay,
is there like a secret word that you have to say?
I like moist. I think it's a handshake, a secret handshake.
Speaker 1 (01:04:15):
Yeah, it's a secret, and then I should do the tickle.
Speaker 3 (01:04:18):
Okay. So if I go to Panda Express and I
give them a secret Moist handshake, I'll get thirty percent
off chicken chow Maine.
Speaker 10 (01:04:25):
No, you just have to wear like your lanyard from
your job, or like saying an apron from the one
I do.
Speaker 1 (01:04:30):
Okay, nothing moist about any of that.
Speaker 3 (01:04:32):
No, I feel like I'd rather work in one of
Brooks factories, honestly. So anyway, Broke, it's your turn? Are
you ready? Yes? Good luck? Your time starts now. The
first Nobel Peace Prize was awarded on this day in
nineteen oh one. Scientist Murray Curry won how many Nobel
Prizes in her life? Three duff beer is from what
TV show? Simpson is Mars and Murray are the inventors
(01:04:53):
of what famous chocolate candy eminem. In the Guardians of
the Galaxy, the character Groot can only say what three
word phrase? I am Groot? What sport is known as
America's pastime baseball? The base for the Spanish disc paiea
is what rice?
Speaker 6 (01:05:11):
I love you, Brook, stupid question.
Speaker 3 (01:05:16):
Let's go over the scoreboard to see how you bolted
with Jose. There's a person.
Speaker 5 (01:05:21):
On my back.
Speaker 6 (01:05:23):
And oh, Cody, you got three correct today?
Speaker 1 (01:05:30):
Not bad, Cody, pretty.
Speaker 6 (01:05:32):
Good, Okay, all right, I'll thank you Solid and Brook five?
Speaker 8 (01:05:38):
Wow?
Speaker 11 (01:05:40):
Sorry, not over, Brook, not over.
Speaker 1 (01:05:43):
I could actually hear you shaking your hand.
Speaker 6 (01:05:46):
In the air.
Speaker 3 (01:05:48):
Revenge is gonna come one of these days. Let's go
over the answers to everybody. First, Nobel Peace Prize was
awarded on this day in nineteen oh one signedist Marie Curry.
She won two Nobel Prizes.
Speaker 1 (01:05:58):
I would have given her a third.
Speaker 3 (01:05:59):
One chemistry and one in physics. Duff Beer is from
the Simpsons TV show. Mars and Murray are the inventors
of Eminem's candy. The ms represent each of their names.
Speaker 1 (01:06:10):
Mars, it's a wild story. They end up pitting each other.
Speaker 10 (01:06:14):
Oh really, yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:06:16):
Go look into it. I can't believe there's not a
movie about these guys.
Speaker 3 (01:06:18):
In the Guardians of the Galaxy, Groot can only say
the three word phrase, I am Groot.
Speaker 9 (01:06:23):
Great impression.
Speaker 3 (01:06:24):
Brook America's pastime is baseball, and the bass for the
Spanish dish Paea would be Rice. So good Man, so Cody.
I'm sorry, man, it wasn't enough to beat Brooke today.
But just we're playing. We are giving you a pair
of tickets to see the Everett Silver Tips take on
the Seattle Thunderbirds at Angelo the Winds Arena on Sunday,
(01:06:44):
December twenty eighth.
Speaker 5 (01:06:46):
Okay, all right, okay.
Speaker 1 (01:06:49):
Cody, well, hey, come back, try again. That's it.
Speaker 3 (01:06:53):
Wow. It was inspiring message that they come back and
play against you man. We're gonna to win. Brooks backt
the same time tomorrow, Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.
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