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Speaker 1 (00:00):
You know, I gotta say I wasn't really in the
spirit of the holidays until today.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
Well this show did it for me.
Speaker 3 (00:06):
About time I really did Christmas.
Speaker 2 (00:10):
Yeah, I dude, I'm here. I'm here for it. It's
Brook and Jeffrey. We got a full hour for you
with a lot of fun.
Speaker 1 (00:16):
We got some Thanksgiving funny horror stories coming up and
Jeff's song I'm sorry.
Speaker 4 (00:22):
He nailed that the amount of sound effects and background
vocals he put into this.
Speaker 1 (00:27):
Yes, yes, I mean it will be the Thanksgiving anthem
for here until eternity in my mind. So definitely stick
around for that. And you know what, we're in the
spirit of giving. Let's read a comment.
Speaker 4 (00:38):
Yes, motas said, am I the only person who likes
Jeffrey's stories before he gives an answer to the shot
callar questions, Oh and to.
Speaker 2 (00:46):
Answer that, yes, you are the only one who likes those.
Speaker 1 (00:49):
Come on, I always has something to do. Well, maybe
he'll do it again today.
Speaker 2 (00:52):
Yeah, maybe you know.
Speaker 1 (00:53):
I guess you're about to find out, because the full
hour starts right now.
Speaker 5 (00:56):
The listeners have spoken and they want one thing.
Speaker 6 (01:01):
More.
Speaker 5 (01:02):
Hero of the week. It's broken Jeffrey in the morning
and today's hero is a man in France named Olivier Marcham.
He recently bought a house and wanted to put a
swimming pool in his backyard.
Speaker 2 (01:19):
I want to go visit. Doesn't sound it's a chateau,
I think, my apologies.
Speaker 5 (01:24):
So he started digging and that's when he unearthed something incredible.
What buried under his property were five solid gold bars
and a stash of gold coins worth over eight hundred
thousand dollars.
Speaker 7 (01:40):
Oh my god, that's your treasure.
Speaker 2 (01:43):
Is so happy that the former owners were bank robbers.
Thank god.
Speaker 5 (01:48):
The question is when you find literal buried treasure in
your property, what do you do? Well, Olivier did the
noble thing, and he contacted the local authorities to report it.
Speaker 2 (02:01):
Police are going to come and be like, oh, yeah,
we gotta gotta take it.
Speaker 5 (02:05):
Well, he figured, you know, they'll study it, maybe find
the historical significance behind it, determine the real value, and
then they'd let him keep it since it's on his property,
or maybe a museum would pay him a huge sum
so that they could display it at the louver.
Speaker 2 (02:21):
I feel like this isn't gonna work out for him.
Speaker 5 (02:22):
Well, it turns out Olivier was a liscrewed because the
discovered gold bars were only about fifteen years old.
Speaker 2 (02:32):
Oh yikes, and I thought the ancient That's.
Speaker 5 (02:35):
What he thought. But no, they had serial numbers on
them that could be traced to the person who made them, which,
come to find out, was the previous owner of that house.
Speaker 1 (02:47):
So you like, forgod, yeah, but then isn't there a
finder's keeper's rule in France?
Speaker 5 (02:53):
You would think nobody knows why they buried it in
the backyard, but rightfully the gold to the original owner.
Speaker 1 (03:03):
If you forget to dig up your buried gold before
you moved, you didn't really need it anyway.
Speaker 5 (03:11):
You don't hear that advice very often.
Speaker 2 (03:14):
You know exactly where it is.
Speaker 8 (03:16):
Wait.
Speaker 5 (03:16):
So Olivier was forced to give up the entire eight
hundred thousand dollars treasure trove, and he ended up with nothing.
I shouldn't say nothing. He got his pool, I saddest
pool ever and thanks to his terrible decision to do
the right thing that makes Olivier our new hero of
(03:40):
the reason. Just stole it. Yeah, come on, Olivier. Now
we're gonna move on to the shock dollar question of
the day with a man who's about to drop some
gold bars of trivia right on our faces. Jake, go
for it, Take it away.
Speaker 7 (03:56):
Back in the nineteen seventies, there was a popular TV
sitcom called WKRP in Cincinnati.
Speaker 2 (04:02):
Oh, I think it's a radio j No, it's a.
Speaker 7 (04:05):
Different show radio. Oh wait. WKRP in Cincinnati followed the
crazy antics of employees who worked at a fictional radio
station called WKRP A We're wacky, and that show had
one of the most iconic Thanksgiving episodes of all time,
called Turkeys Away, where the radio station does a promotional
stunt they drop live turkeys and a flying helicopter, not
(04:28):
realizing the turkeys themselves can't fly.
Speaker 5 (04:30):
Oh so turkeys fall.
Speaker 2 (04:33):
What a great episode seen.
Speaker 7 (04:35):
That chaos and sus television history was made. But it's
not the only TV show to have an unforgettable Thanksgiving episode.
And that's why today we're doing a special Cranberry Classics
edition of twenty of twenty. You guys will say number
one through twenty. I'll give you a hint about the
iconic Turkey Day TV moment. You just have to name
(04:57):
the show or possibly a character to names in the game.
We'll start with the woman who also just now learned
that turkeys can't fly. That's Alexis number seven. Alexis what
famous CBS show had an episode titled Happy Slaps Giving,
where one character slapped the other one across the face
(05:18):
to fulfill a slap bet.
Speaker 5 (05:22):
All right, CBS show, CBS, CBS, that's a drug store.
Speaker 1 (05:35):
I think the NY Networks are feeling very important after
that comment.
Speaker 4 (05:39):
Sorry, Modern Family.
Speaker 7 (05:44):
I don't think that's Modern Family is incorrect. The CBS
show is How I Met Your Mother stemmed from a
bet between Barney and Marshall. I would love slap best Brook.
It's your turn.
Speaker 2 (05:59):
Seven is off the board, Give me fifteen.
Speaker 7 (06:01):
Brook, which friends character accidentally drops a full turkey on
the floor during Thanksgiving dinner, creating chaos for the whole apartment.
I need the first and last name of the character,
no help from anyone else.
Speaker 2 (06:16):
The one who.
Speaker 4 (06:17):
Dropped it is the person who drops the same as
who gets it stuck on their head.
Speaker 5 (06:20):
I don't think it is.
Speaker 2 (06:20):
Yeah, that's what I think.
Speaker 3 (06:21):
That's why I'm thinking, But I don't want to say
who would gets stuck.
Speaker 7 (06:23):
On their head?
Speaker 5 (06:25):
Please?
Speaker 1 (06:26):
Funnier if the person who drops the turkey is the
one who would never drop the turkey. Yeah, that's why
I feel like it's Monica.
Speaker 2 (06:36):
But I don't know Monica's last name.
Speaker 7 (06:38):
I'll give you a hit. It's the same as Ross's
last name.
Speaker 5 (06:43):
I guess at the end of the show.
Speaker 7 (06:46):
At the end, wait, I guess I could accept Monica Bing.
Monica Bing was the wrong person the entire time. Yeah,
Geller is Ross in Monica's last name.
Speaker 5 (06:58):
Rachel Green, notoriously clumsy Jose, We're over to you.
Speaker 7 (07:06):
Seven and fifteen are off the board. Five Jose, which
Simpson's character gets a giant turkey stuck on their head
every Thanksgiving. Much everyone's horror. I should know this.
Speaker 5 (07:18):
It should be like, oh duh.
Speaker 9 (07:20):
And that's what's weird because I don't remember this happening.
But the only person that I could think would just
be clumsy enough would be Homer.
Speaker 2 (07:27):
Don't forget his last name, Bing.
Speaker 7 (07:32):
Homer Simpson, Jake Homer Simpson is.
Speaker 5 (07:37):
I didn't realize so many TV shows use the turkey
over the head tropety, funny, funny every time.
Speaker 1 (07:45):
One of us should try it at our family's dinner,
just once this year.
Speaker 5 (07:49):
No, you couldn't really fit. I don't think it really works.
Speaker 2 (07:51):
Think of how hot it would be?
Speaker 5 (07:53):
Eh sexy?
Speaker 1 (07:55):
Yeah, I did at cook turkey on your head?
Speaker 7 (07:59):
Would hurt my head definitely wouldn't fit in the k turkey.
But Jeffrey, we're talking about Thanksgiving TV moments in history,
and we're over to you now.
Speaker 5 (08:07):
Number nine.
Speaker 7 (08:08):
Name the show where the character Andy decides to cook
Thanksgiving and puts fireworks in the stuffing thinks it'll lighten
things up. What show is that.
Speaker 2 (08:19):
Concept?
Speaker 6 (08:20):
Hmmm?
Speaker 5 (08:21):
Andy should be a pretty strong hint. But I can't
think of any shows featuring somebody near Andy.
Speaker 2 (08:25):
What about the Andy Griffith show, Go Real old School?
Speaker 5 (08:30):
That could be I feel like it'd be newer. I
don't know if there's an Andy on this show, but
I know one that has a lot of crazy antics,
with people doing wild things, sometimes illegal. Maybe they confiscated
some fireworks the cops from Reno nine to one to one.
Speaker 7 (08:46):
Interesting, Jeffrey says, RENO nine one one. It is an
authoritative agency. The show is called Parks and Recreation, and
Chris Pratt's character.
Speaker 2 (08:58):
He's an idiot in the show in.
Speaker 7 (09:01):
Real life, and that means you have one Today's edition
of twenty.
Speaker 5 (09:08):
All right, Well, that you get the cheops who get shot,
They're going to be singing I'm a believer by smash Mouth.
Who's it gonna be?
Speaker 3 (09:13):
I gotta go, Brook Keller.
Speaker 1 (09:17):
I thought love was only true and fairy tales met
for someone else, but not for me.
Speaker 5 (09:26):
That was your shock collar question of the.
Speaker 8 (09:29):
Day, Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.
Speaker 5 (09:33):
Less than a week now till Turkey Day, it's Brook
and Jeffrey in the Morning. Ye make sure to hit
up our podcast, Brook and Jeffrey, and also the Brook
and Jeffrey Second Date one wherever you get them. If
you have some extra time off next week, good chance
to binge a bunch of our episodes. But speaking of
Turkey Day, I think we can all agree the store
bought gravy could never compare to the homemade version.
Speaker 7 (09:55):
Yeah yeah, kill right.
Speaker 5 (10:04):
Until now because the company Hines just stepped up to
the dinner plate with a new option called leftover Gravey.
It squeol bottle like a regular condiment would be, and
the color really puts the gray in gravy. Oh my god.
Speaker 1 (10:25):
Okay, I will say though, the picture of the sandwich
on the bottle, because that's the best part of Thanksgiving
is not the dinner, but it's the next day when
you get to make the leftover sandwich with the gravy
a little cranberry that.
Speaker 5 (10:36):
Is specifically what it's designed for for a sandwiches. But
it does look like an old bottle of stadium mustard
that's been left out for a few years.
Speaker 3 (10:45):
Change the color.
Speaker 1 (10:46):
I mean, it's one of those things where you think
food dies are a good thing.
Speaker 7 (10:49):
Yeah, we could, for sure.
Speaker 5 (10:55):
They insist it's delicious and like most of the food
products that we cover, it is a at Walmart exclusively
and to get one, you have to buy a jar
version of it first for a dollar eighty eight. Then
they'll include a limited edition Hines Leftover Gravy kit with
the squeezable version inside, along with a recipe card. If
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you want to try to make it yourself.
Speaker 3 (11:17):
Okay, yeah, maybe if I didn't see it and I
just taste it.
Speaker 1 (11:21):
Yeah, yeah, the bottles empty, you have to put it
in the bottle yourself.
Speaker 5 (11:25):
Yeah, you have to make.
Speaker 7 (11:26):
It by chores. At Walmart, last we checked.
Speaker 5 (11:33):
It was completely sold out. Obviously. Think it's a fun gift,
so you are welcome gift. And because I mentioned gift,
I do need to give it a dank rating.
Speaker 2 (11:44):
Okay, well, that's what we're doing this season.
Speaker 5 (11:49):
For all the gifts, and we're calling Hines squeeze bottle
of leftover gravy. Okay, there you go, take your turkey
and put some dank on him.
Speaker 2 (11:57):
Glad you interpreted that for me.
Speaker 6 (11:59):
Quite.
Speaker 5 (12:01):
Laser Stories is coming up right after this. It's the
radio segment that's teamed up with Oprah to surprise an
entire live studio audience with free colonics. Yes, you get
a probe, you get a probe, you get three probe.
Speaker 2 (12:22):
Wow, jard it.
Speaker 3 (12:23):
I just had one yesterday.
Speaker 5 (12:25):
Don't worry. She's covering all the taxes for it. During
Laser Stories, the second where to reading weird news stories
around the globe, just like everyone else does, except we've
got a laser so so the bottombusters just don't. This
first laser story is out of Florida, all right. The
other night, a thirty nine year old guy named Adam
Peacock was pulled over after witnesses called nine one one
(12:47):
because he was driving erradicallybody.
Speaker 2 (12:50):
What are you doing, Peacock?
Speaker 5 (12:52):
You're not supposed to do that, So deputies had him
get out of his car. And at first glance it
seems like he was pretty loaded. So they peacock do
if you field sobriety tests, And that's when he said,
there's a very good reason why he's not able to
complete them. Oh, apparently he had a medical condition.
Speaker 2 (13:11):
I don't know where he had to drink a bunch.
Speaker 5 (13:14):
No, not that, Oh okay, an actual medical condition. He
even gave the cops an acronym for it, but struggled
to pronounce it correctly.
Speaker 1 (13:23):
I think I've heard of that, I mean, but who
can really pronounce their diagnosis?
Speaker 2 (13:27):
Yeah, I have that thing. You guys know what it's called.
You know, Yeah, sure, just.
Speaker 5 (13:32):
Listen to the clip from the officer's body cam.
Speaker 6 (13:35):
Just follow it.
Speaker 5 (13:35):
Tip my finger with your eyes, and your eyes only,
don't move your head.
Speaker 8 (13:43):
That's where I've always had a problem.
Speaker 10 (13:47):
Which one my.
Speaker 7 (13:49):
E what is your ef D?
Speaker 10 (13:51):
Oh?
Speaker 8 (13:51):
Boy, her one of those.
Speaker 6 (13:59):
We do your impaired?
Speaker 11 (14:01):
Oh so close to passing the test he did try
to go with add is that when he just tried
to go, was like, I can't focus on the finger
that long.
Speaker 2 (14:09):
It's too hard for me to follow. I'm distracted.
Speaker 5 (14:12):
Yeah, I think he said e f D though, But.
Speaker 2 (14:15):
I heard hyperactive in there. I don't know.
Speaker 5 (14:17):
There's no there was no H in e f D,
so whatever, I don't know what he was saying. Whatever
happened afterwards, Peacock was arrested on suspicion of d U I,
and he was told to see his doctor to find
out what that acronym actually meant.
Speaker 2 (14:32):
That's good.
Speaker 5 (14:32):
It's probably a good thing to mat like a little
card from just a hand of people. Yeah, I have this, yeah,
don't drunk testament. This next Lazer story is out of
Holiday headquarters. This is an exciting surprise. Cinnabon just introduced
a holiday wrapping paper that actually smells like cinnamon rolls.
(14:54):
This is so smart.
Speaker 2 (14:56):
Wait is it edible? Wouldn't that be cooling? That's true?
Speaker 5 (15:02):
Good point. Now, it comes in a two pack with
one teal and one pink roll for just eight ninety nine,
and each is decorated with Cinnabon themed icons and even
includes twenty percent off coupons that can be cut out
of the paper.
Speaker 7 (15:18):
She's right up.
Speaker 5 (15:20):
The people people whove had a chance to sniffet say
they absolutely nailed the scent. Wow, it smells just like
one of their Ooey guy classic roles.
Speaker 3 (15:29):
Nice.
Speaker 5 (15:29):
So at this point, I can't wait for the news
report to come out that people in Florida are being
arrested for eating wrapping paper inside CBS. You know what's
gonna happen, smoke it. Oh my bad, This next Lazer
story is out of celebrity corner. Eminem takes his brand
very seriously. Okay, so seriously that he's going after an
(15:51):
Australian beach company called swim Shady.
Speaker 1 (15:56):
That is called a ripoff of slim Shady.
Speaker 5 (15:59):
Yeah, a little too close for his comfort. The rapper
filed a petition with the US Patent Office asking them
to cancel swim Shady's US trademark because he thinks the
name could lead the public to believe that he is
associated with the company, which he's not. Okay, but in
a surprise move, swim Shady isn't rolling over.
Speaker 2 (16:21):
Oh really.
Speaker 5 (16:22):
The company says, quote, we are a grassroots Australian company
that was born to protect people from the harsh outback sun.
We will defend our valuable intellectual property.
Speaker 1 (16:32):
Okay, that's why they're protecting from the sun because they're shady.
Speaker 2 (16:36):
Is that what?
Speaker 5 (16:37):
Maybe that's why very very clever In other celebrity news,
soon Dolly Partner won't be one of the only celebrities
with their own theme park. The stand up comedian Nate
Bargatzi is set to open his very own way, yes way,
called Nateland Tennessee as well. Yeah, and this isn't a joke.
(16:57):
I can't believe that Nate has partnered with the people
behind Legoland and not very Farm to make this happen
in Nashville.
Speaker 2 (17:05):
A roller coaster and then a punchline hits you in
the face.
Speaker 9 (17:10):
He has the funniest joke about taking your kids to
Disneyland too young, and now he's gonna have to live
his own theme park jokes. Y, what exactly is the
theme of nate Land?
Speaker 5 (17:20):
Yeah, well, it's hard to describe. They say that the
entire park will reflect the unique humor and heart of
the comedian behind it.
Speaker 1 (17:28):
Okay, I mean it sounds I mean it's pretty vain
to name a whole theme park after.
Speaker 2 (17:35):
Come on an icon.
Speaker 8 (17:38):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (17:39):
I don't know that he's on the same level as.
Speaker 5 (17:42):
It's probably going to be a theme park with no
swearing aloud because he's a clean comedian. He never says
cursed words on stage popular, so you get.
Speaker 2 (17:51):
On the oh Gosh ride.
Speaker 5 (17:52):
Yeah. Also alongside the rides there will be retail dining
and even a possible Nate hotel.
Speaker 3 (18:01):
Not a comedy club.
Speaker 1 (18:02):
It would be so awesome if they hired all of
the people that work there were struggling comedians.
Speaker 7 (18:11):
For the weekend.
Speaker 5 (18:14):
So once that opens, make sure to book your tickets
to Nate Land. Let's go to your final laser story.
Out of the pet Palace. I am not joking when
I say this, but researchers believe raccoons may be inching
closer to becoming pets.
Speaker 7 (18:30):
Some people keep them a.
Speaker 2 (18:33):
Pet skunk for gosh sakes.
Speaker 5 (18:34):
Really, yeah, if you want to spring.
Speaker 2 (18:37):
You could take the sack out. If you have it.
Speaker 1 (18:39):
Removed, anything could be a pet.
Speaker 5 (18:44):
Guess that's true. But a study from the University of Arkansas,
of course it's from the University of Arkansas. They found
raccoons are physically changing in response to their interactions with humans.
And by physically changing, they mean their faces are evolving
to look cuter.
Speaker 7 (19:00):
That's a baby raccoon.
Speaker 2 (19:01):
There's job raccoons.
Speaker 1 (19:03):
They're so cute to worm your way into our lives
so you can eat the scraps right off the table.
Speaker 2 (19:07):
Instead of in the garbage.
Speaker 8 (19:09):
Kid.
Speaker 5 (19:09):
Plus, they're dumpster diving less and becoming less disease written.
Speaker 2 (19:13):
Oh well, good job.
Speaker 3 (19:14):
That's a big sound for them.
Speaker 2 (19:17):
I think there's part of the human population that could probably.
Speaker 5 (19:19):
Benefit from And one researcher says, once wild animals start
spending time in the proximity of people, they become a
little less afraid and perhaps even start showing physical signs
of domestication. And raccoons aren't the only animals that this
is happening to.
Speaker 2 (19:33):
Oh my god, say please, say, please say.
Speaker 5 (19:36):
Foxes and mice that live in urban areas also are
having softer facial features. But let's not make this a
new TikTok trend. These animals do not Let's be clear,
they do not make great pets, and it's even illegal
to own them in some areas.
Speaker 2 (19:54):
So there's the buzzkill of the room. It's already on TikTok.
Speaker 5 (20:01):
If you're still stuck taking care of that turtle that
your kid desperately needed fifteen years ago, it's still alive.
Speaker 7 (20:09):
And now it's your problem.
Speaker 5 (20:11):
Just know there's a worst pet that kids could demand
in the future.
Speaker 3 (20:15):
It's gotten.
Speaker 9 (20:15):
Okay.
Speaker 5 (20:16):
Yeah, well no, hey, and if that's happening, just imagine
what a pet raccoon would try to do to your leg. Oh,
it would not be pretty at Yeah, this guy's a
dream And that sound means Laser Stories has come to
an end of the day. We'll do it again, same
time on Monday.
Speaker 8 (20:32):
Brooking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 5 (20:35):
When you think of the most stressful dramatic holidays of
the entire year, You've got Valentine's Day up there for sure. Yeah.
Flag Day, that one's always rough the pressure.
Speaker 2 (20:48):
On Flag Day?
Speaker 5 (20:49):
What flag do I put up?
Speaker 8 (20:51):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (20:51):
I see Do I salute with this hand or that hand?
High salute or lower salute?
Speaker 1 (20:57):
Always supposed to salute with the same hand, I always forget.
Speaker 5 (21:01):
Okay, And of course Nationals swallow your corn dog whole
day unsurprisingly easy for me.
Speaker 2 (21:10):
I was gonna say, yeah.
Speaker 5 (21:12):
But somewhere high up on the list has gotta be Thanksgiving.
Speaker 1 (21:16):
Oh my god, the travel alone is I'm just singing
to the dishes.
Speaker 5 (21:21):
Yeah, just the super Bowl of weird family drama. And
I'm not just saying that. It's actually been confirmed because
a new survey had people share their most hilarious Turkey
Day mishaps, and you won't believe what one grandma rubbed
on the family turkey one year. But I don't know that.
Speaker 2 (21:37):
I want my imagination to go anywhere else.
Speaker 5 (21:39):
Don't let your imagination do anything, Brook, I'm just going
to tell you when you hear it coming up right
after this. Ah, family, Sorry, I said that wrong. I
meant family looking Jeffrey in the morning. Every holiday season,
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you're obligated to spend time in the same house as
your relatives and sometimes even talk directly to them.
Speaker 2 (22:07):
I mean, yeah, we like most of them, do we?
Speaker 5 (22:11):
Nothing dramatic or traumatizing ever happens when you're around your relatives,
right alcohol.
Speaker 3 (22:17):
Yeah, for sure.
Speaker 6 (22:21):
True.
Speaker 5 (22:21):
Now, it seems every year something is bound to go horribly,
horribly wrong, which is why a new survey ask people
to share their funniest, most dramatic Thanksgiving mishaps. These lists
are always fun, so let's get right to your first one.
Someone said, one year, my grandma ran over herself with
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her own SUV. What I'm sorry what She was getting
food out of the back of her car and put
it in neutral instead of park. Oh my god, it
slowly rolled over her and nobody noticed until they heard
the car finally bump up against the house.
Speaker 1 (22:57):
Oh something Alexis has to work to, you know, like
hitting yourself with your own cars.
Speaker 2 (23:04):
Yeah, impressive, it's like a future goal.
Speaker 5 (23:06):
Yeah, you can still get the insurance money after that, right,
I don't.
Speaker 2 (23:12):
Think you're under you Yeah, you sue yourself.
Speaker 5 (23:16):
Yeah, yeah, it's worth the shot.
Speaker 1 (23:18):
Now.
Speaker 5 (23:18):
I noticed nobody asked if the grandma was okay, Well,
I hope.
Speaker 2 (23:22):
They would share, wouldn't share the story? Yeah, the end
of grandma's life.
Speaker 3 (23:26):
She died immediately, Yeah, just a peace of mind.
Speaker 5 (23:30):
Turns out she was fine. Yeah, but now she isn't
allowed to go outside alone anymore on the holidays.
Speaker 9 (23:36):
Yeah, the kids are supposed to go get the groceries
from the trunk.
Speaker 2 (23:39):
She sold your license, though, don't worry.
Speaker 5 (23:42):
Next up, my aunt wasn't able to come to Thanksgiving
one year because she got busted that morning at a
grocery store trying to shoplift a turkey.
Speaker 3 (23:51):
Whoa are you looking at, Giant?
Speaker 1 (23:54):
I mean you put it in your bra well for
I mean that would be the only solution.
Speaker 5 (24:00):
Giant un in the front. Okay. The craziest part is
our family already had one at the time of her arrest.
It was literally coming out of the oven while she
was stealing it. But my aunt wanted another.
Speaker 2 (24:13):
Okay, two turkeys, I see it.
Speaker 6 (24:15):
Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 5 (24:16):
These are the funniest, most dramatic Thanksgiving mishaps that people
had to suffer through, and they shared them in this survey.
Speaker 1 (24:23):
I love that the first two involved jail time and
a really terrible Yeah.
Speaker 5 (24:29):
Let's see if it gets even worse, because this one
says it was my first time hosting dinner and somehow
I caught the turkey on fire. Oh no, that happens,
She says, I ran out of my apartment with the
turkey in the pans, still on fire.
Speaker 2 (24:42):
Well, at least it's not in the apartment anymore.
Speaker 5 (24:44):
Yeah, and I proceeded to, without thinking, toss the whole
thing into the dumpster, which also caught fire. We ended
up only eating sides that night, but it's remembered as
being are literal dumpster fire Thanksgiving. That's kind of special.
Speaker 1 (25:07):
I like how she said the bar so high on
her first Thanksgiving too.
Speaker 5 (25:10):
Yeah, here's a nice short. One says one year, my
grandma accidentally rubbed the turkey with dish soap instead of
oil might have been one of the funniest but most
upsetting things I've ever witnessed.
Speaker 9 (25:22):
Hey, then soap does clean.
Speaker 3 (25:24):
Birds like the dust?
Speaker 2 (25:25):
Oh yeah, they show that on that.
Speaker 5 (25:28):
But that's when the feathers are on. Probably makes a
little bit of a difference.
Speaker 1 (25:33):
That's why you could never store your just soap in
the same type of thing that you store your your oil.
Speaker 5 (25:39):
I never thought about that before. Another one says, I
thought it'd be funny prank to put a rubber chicken
inside the oven on Thanksgiving, assuming my mom would open
it and see it, and she'd laugh and laugh.
Speaker 3 (25:52):
Why she's gonna put the turkey in?
Speaker 5 (25:54):
Yeah, yeah, thirteen year old me didn't realize that normal
adults usually preheating oven before replacing the turkey inside the spoiler,
No one laughed.
Speaker 2 (26:05):
I bet it smelled grain.
Speaker 5 (26:08):
These are the most dramatic Thanksgiving mishaps that people have
ever had when celebrating with family. Another one says, my
four year old sister at the time was sitting next
to our grandma at the table. After taking a bite
of something, she said, my tongue hurts, to which my
grandma replied, all will come over here and let me
kiss it to make it feel better your tongue. But okay,
(26:32):
you understand the sentiment. The moment their lips touched, my
sister vomited directly into my grandma's mouth.
Speaker 2 (26:44):
What is happening?
Speaker 5 (26:46):
My dad burst into laughter, and my grandma ran to
the bathroom. Seconds after she stood up, a two by
two foot square chunk of ceiling caves in and falls
directly onto her chair.
Speaker 2 (26:59):
Hard did the vomit just save Grandma's life?
Speaker 5 (27:02):
Somehow, my barfy little sister was the hero of the night.
Speaker 8 (27:06):
Wow.
Speaker 3 (27:06):
Wow, I still don't think she was.
Speaker 2 (27:09):
I'm still over the grandma kissing the tongue.
Speaker 12 (27:11):
I know.
Speaker 1 (27:12):
I think I'd rather be hit by the ceiling than
get vomited in my mouth.
Speaker 3 (27:16):
Yeah, I think it was all bad.
Speaker 5 (27:18):
I think that might be the follow up to the
dish soap turkey story.
Speaker 2 (27:21):
Oh that makes sense. Why got sick?
Speaker 5 (27:24):
May have been the end? Speaking early time for one
more Thanksgiving tragedy, says I was at my uncle's house
for Thanksgiving. His wife decided to play their wedding video
for everybody right after dinner since it was their anniversary weekend.
Speaker 2 (27:37):
Okay, okay, I.
Speaker 1 (27:38):
Mean I guess, but you don't want to sit through
somebody else's video whatever.
Speaker 5 (27:41):
Of wine ready for it, but yeah, So she looked
for half an hour to locate the videotape and gathered
a group of twenty five to watch it in the
living room. In the video, right as she's starting to
walk down the aisle, the video goes fuzzy, then cuts
to NASCAR driver Dale Earnhardt's funeral. Apparently, my uncle Joe
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used that tape to record Dale funeral, but.
Speaker 2 (28:08):
It's probably the only copy they have. Yeah, it's not
like it's digital.
Speaker 5 (28:12):
Yeah, it's on a VHS. It's for everybody froze in
complete shock, and I started laughing. It felt like I
was in a sitcom, but it was real life.
Speaker 1 (28:23):
So I wonder if they stayed and watched Dale Earnhardt's funeral.
Speaker 5 (28:27):
Yeah, somebody didn't even realize it was the funeral. They
were like, gosh, you look really different. Those were the funniest,
most dramatic Thanksgiving mishaps. People about this suffered through. We
got a phone tab coming up right after this. Is
there any tradition more sacred than messing with a bride
on the week of her wedding?
Speaker 2 (28:48):
Tradition at least not on our show.
Speaker 5 (28:50):
That's as big as it gets. We've done over a
dozen of these and only been able to air four
because the others are still angry about.
Speaker 1 (28:58):
What happens, something borrowed, something.
Speaker 5 (29:00):
We're going to try again today, and this time we're
going to replace the efficient with a backup person. It
has a bad case of dopeticulitis.
Speaker 3 (29:13):
Is this the fifth one?
Speaker 5 (29:15):
If you don't know what dope particulitis is, you're about
to hear it in your phone. Tap right now, say hello,
is this the Cassie that's getting married this weekend? Yes,
soon to be missus Cassie.
Speaker 7 (29:36):
Yes, congratulations.
Speaker 3 (29:38):
First, but my name is Henry Wilde. I'm from efficients.
Speaker 10 (29:42):
Oh okay, Hi, Hi, you know look.
Speaker 3 (29:45):
And you're supposed to have Mark officiate your wedding Saturday.
Is that correct?
Speaker 10 (29:51):
Yes? What's going on?
Speaker 3 (29:53):
Well, unfortunately he had an emergency and his cat actually
got his tongue. What sounds worse than it is.
Speaker 5 (30:04):
He's gonna be okay, he just.
Speaker 3 (30:05):
May may not a frickup freaking not be able to
be there Saturday.
Speaker 5 (30:11):
Oh my god, yeah, he a crick it won't be there.
What are you?
Speaker 13 (30:15):
What are you doing right?
Speaker 3 (30:16):
Now I'm trying to tell you about the replacement that
we're giving you.
Speaker 10 (30:20):
No, no, it's me.
Speaker 3 (30:22):
I'm gonna be your efficient Now.
Speaker 10 (30:24):
What are you?
Speaker 12 (30:25):
What is happening?
Speaker 3 (30:26):
Wait with me feeling in for the wedding? A crickle
crick of what I was talking about earlier?
Speaker 10 (30:31):
Your voice?
Speaker 13 (30:31):
What is happening?
Speaker 10 (30:32):
What are you doing?
Speaker 5 (30:34):
Oh you you heard that?
Speaker 12 (30:37):
Yes?
Speaker 13 (30:38):
I heard it.
Speaker 3 (30:39):
Oh no, that that's just a thing. It's not going
to affect anything. It's just a little that's a what's
it called a frecker prick up?
Speaker 5 (30:46):
What's it called?
Speaker 7 (30:47):
It's just a thing?
Speaker 10 (30:48):
What is that?
Speaker 3 (30:49):
It's called doparticulitis. Have you ever heard of it?
Speaker 10 (30:53):
No, I'm not. I'm not really interested.
Speaker 7 (30:56):
I'm not either.
Speaker 3 (30:58):
It's one of those things that happens like once every
few years. It's kind of like hiccups, like musical hiccups.
I get them, comes in and out, maybe a day,
maybe two, maybe for a freak up, maybe free.
Speaker 5 (31:09):
Days in time, and.
Speaker 3 (31:10):
Then it's, oh my god, I'm sure I'll be fine
for the wedding, don't you worry?
Speaker 13 (31:14):
Are you joking right now? Because I don't want anybody
joking this close to my wedding.
Speaker 3 (31:20):
I've actually done over a hundred weddings myself, and this
don't particulatest. Thing is so minor, and it's never ever
once happened during a sembe ceremony of thing.
Speaker 10 (31:34):
I do you need to stop?
Speaker 13 (31:36):
Okay, you need to stop talking right now.
Speaker 3 (31:38):
I would love to stop stop loving drop it.
Speaker 5 (31:42):
I'd love to stop, but I can't.
Speaker 6 (31:44):
I don't.
Speaker 10 (31:45):
I don't care.
Speaker 13 (31:46):
I don't care if this is some sort of condition,
or you are joking or whatever. You are not officiating
my wedding. We have had this on the books for
a very long time. Who else can I talk to?
Speaker 3 (31:59):
I have no control over what happened with Mark and his.
Speaker 7 (32:02):
Cat and all that stuff.
Speaker 13 (32:03):
I don't care.
Speaker 3 (32:04):
I wait, wait, a freaking freaking.
Speaker 7 (32:07):
Wish it never happened. Stop, don't you wish?
Speaker 3 (32:10):
It's ridiculous things never happened.
Speaker 13 (32:13):
Put me on the phone with someone else.
Speaker 10 (32:15):
They put me on the phone.
Speaker 5 (32:17):
Put me on the phone, put me on the phone.
Speaker 1 (32:19):
What are you doing?
Speaker 13 (32:21):
Ream you understand that my wedding is this weekend?
Speaker 10 (32:27):
Okay?
Speaker 13 (32:27):
I can't have somebody breaking out into song a rap.
Whatever the hell you are doing is not okay. So
we need to fix the problem right now.
Speaker 3 (32:37):
Okay, I hear you. It's your wedding. I want to
help you with whatever you want. And did you hear that.
By the way, I just went five seconds without doing fu.
Speaker 7 (32:47):
I don't care. I don't care.
Speaker 10 (32:50):
Still he doesn't care. I'm hanging up the phone.
Speaker 3 (32:54):
No, your bridesmaid, Candace would hate it if you hung
up right now A bring phone call?
Speaker 5 (33:00):
What yeah, I have her favorite DJ, well radio DJ.
Speaker 7 (33:05):
But not like, oh my god, I mean.
Speaker 13 (33:09):
Right now.
Speaker 3 (33:10):
This is actually Jose from Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.
We're doing a phone tap on you.
Speaker 13 (33:14):
Oh my god, oh my god.
Speaker 5 (33:17):
And I don't care how much you hate me.
Speaker 7 (33:18):
I love.
Speaker 5 (33:23):
I love you.
Speaker 8 (33:30):
Wake Up. Every morning was phone taps weekday mornings on
the twenties Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.
Speaker 5 (33:37):
Over the years, we've had a lot of memorable quirky
listeners appear on this show.
Speaker 2 (33:42):
Yes, we have people like Ruffer, oh.
Speaker 5 (33:46):
Yeah, matt Man, even a guy named Guru Oh yeah.
Very classic. And now we're ready to add another to
the list. Yes, joining the Hall of Fame. Talking about Kevin.
Speaker 2 (34:05):
Quite the yeah, doesn't hit the same.
Speaker 5 (34:07):
Jobs quite a Spiner. It's memorable. Of a name, but
his unique hobby, that for sure is It's one of
the weirdest things we've heard in a while, and we're
wondering if maybe it had an impact on why he
hasn't got another date. You're gonna hear it in your
brand new second Date update featuring Kevin himself that's coming
(34:29):
up next.
Speaker 2 (34:30):
I'll remember it with a horn.
Speaker 5 (34:31):
There you go, Second Date update on the phone. Right now,
we have a return caller who's more than just a man.
He's an artiste. You may remember Kevin from a previous
Second Day call where he decorates the inside of his
(34:52):
fridge as part of a TikTok trend.
Speaker 2 (34:54):
He's a fridgeescape Kevin.
Speaker 5 (34:56):
That's right, Free Escaper. Couldn't be more thrilled to have
him back on the show. Kevin, real quick, could you
remind us what happened the last time you were on
with us for a second Date.
Speaker 6 (35:06):
Well, I had a girl rumming place and I ran
out toilet paper for her.
Speaker 1 (35:12):
Oh yeah, you'd used it in this sculpture that was
inside your fridge, right, yep.
Speaker 6 (35:17):
She didn't like the thought of using the toilet paper
out of fridge.
Speaker 5 (35:19):
Oh yeah, okay, Well.
Speaker 7 (35:21):
Old toilet paper.
Speaker 5 (35:22):
Actually, pro tip that way.
Speaker 1 (35:23):
Yeah, for those reasons, you get ruined art just for
the bathroom.
Speaker 5 (35:28):
Some people are particular about lots of weird things. So
obviously she wasn't your match. But you're back today because
maybe you found yourself a new romantic interest. Is that right?
Speaker 9 (35:38):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (35:39):
Okay, did she get to see your fridge scaping skills?
Speaker 8 (35:42):
No?
Speaker 6 (35:43):
Actually, uh TikTok train kind of died out now, so.
Speaker 2 (35:46):
Oh you're not doing it.
Speaker 6 (35:48):
You only go with the trends.
Speaker 2 (35:49):
You don't do it because you like it.
Speaker 6 (35:51):
No, And yeah, I got a new got a new thing.
Speaker 2 (35:53):
I'm so curious. What's your new hobby?
Speaker 6 (35:55):
Yeah, you guys know microwave modics.
Speaker 1 (35:58):
Microwaveah, sounds like it shouldn't be metal.
Speaker 5 (36:01):
Yeah what is that?
Speaker 6 (36:03):
So what I do is I rearranged the leftover stains
into abstract pieces. The splatter patterns like they tell a story.
Speaker 5 (36:11):
Now, wow, outside your microwave, that's actually you turn that
into like a scene.
Speaker 2 (36:17):
What do you mean?
Speaker 1 (36:17):
Do you like painted onto like what it looks like
you painted onto a canvas or what?
Speaker 6 (36:22):
No? I just leave like soup in their way too long.
And then I take some pictures of it.
Speaker 1 (36:27):
Oh, that would have totally earned you an A in
one of my art classes in college.
Speaker 5 (36:32):
Right back to this new girl. What's her name?
Speaker 6 (36:35):
Her name is Audrey?
Speaker 2 (36:36):
Okay, and how did you meet Audrey?
Speaker 6 (36:39):
I met her at Michaels when I was picking up
some art supplies.
Speaker 5 (36:45):
Shared interests.
Speaker 6 (36:46):
Yeah, it's pretty awesome. Like I was picking up a
jumbo of googly eyes and she was getting some sort
of acrylic paint and uh, yeah, we just started talking
about art.
Speaker 3 (36:56):
The girl is a conversation starter at checkout, for sure.
Speaker 2 (37:00):
I think that's so fun.
Speaker 1 (37:01):
Like our art is so important, you know, especially to
your life. So that's cool that you bonded over that immediately.
Speaker 5 (37:07):
Very true.
Speaker 6 (37:07):
Yeah, just stasd her if she wanted to grab a
drink sometime and she gave me your number, so.
Speaker 7 (37:13):
Well, there you go.
Speaker 10 (37:15):
Isn't that wild?
Speaker 2 (37:16):
Like Michael's the hookup spot?
Speaker 5 (37:17):
I know, it feels like fate. Interviewed in the Arts
and Craft section.
Speaker 2 (37:21):
Michaels is a good place to find a grill, I
mean hot tip.
Speaker 1 (37:24):
Make sure you have the app in the coupons because
you could really save somebody a lot of money.
Speaker 5 (37:28):
All right, Okay, you lost me there. Yeah, it's like
the granny tip. But where did you and Audrey go
for your date?
Speaker 6 (37:35):
Well, the date sort of didn't happen. Oh no, I
feel bad about kind of how I'm down. You know
what happened? Well, I had a reservation at this bar
and we were supposed to meet up there. You know,
I even brought my whole portfolio to show some of
my microwave put mosaics to her because I thought, like
she did, she did gonna appreciate this.
Speaker 5 (37:58):
And Okay, I get.
Speaker 6 (38:00):
There first and I'm waiting for her. Fifteen minutes goes
by twenty thirty, she's not there, and then after one
hour she finally shows up.
Speaker 2 (38:13):
Oh she does. That's shocking.
Speaker 6 (38:15):
There no apology. I mean, I'm super upset at this point,
Like I'm like internally fuming. I decide, you know what,
I'm leaving.
Speaker 5 (38:23):
Whoa some of those artists creative types, not as like
on schedule.
Speaker 3 (38:29):
But being late.
Speaker 9 (38:30):
The no apology, I mean doesn't mean it's excusable, but
at least have some empathy, Like.
Speaker 5 (38:34):
Was there a conversation that happened at all?
Speaker 6 (38:38):
I mean it's just like hi, she said, and I
was like bye, what?
Speaker 5 (38:42):
Oh you wait?
Speaker 2 (38:44):
You didn't explain why you were mad.
Speaker 6 (38:47):
Was she is an hour late?
Speaker 1 (38:48):
I know, but you didn't even give her a chance
to apologize, Like she literally said hi and then you
said bye, Like what if the apology was coming.
Speaker 6 (38:57):
Well, I wasn't. I didn't hear anything. I would that.
Speaker 5 (39:02):
Actually you have to wait till at least after dinner
to get the apology and then you can storm off.
Speaker 1 (39:08):
Are you regretting that because you're calling us to get
her back, right?
Speaker 6 (39:13):
I mean that's the thing, Like, that's why I'm calling
because she did text me after the fact and was
like what you did was rude and you have no
idea what I'm going through.
Speaker 1 (39:27):
I mean she's going it's rude, I will say, Like,
I mean her showing up that late is also rude.
Speaker 5 (39:32):
But like without any texts. Yeah, she didn't even say like,
hey I'm running late.
Speaker 3 (39:36):
That's even happened.
Speaker 2 (39:39):
Yeah, she's got a huge car accident. You left be
where she got to tell you.
Speaker 5 (39:44):
Well, if her finger still works, she could at least.
Speaker 8 (39:46):
Be like it.
Speaker 2 (39:48):
I mean, did you ever find out?
Speaker 6 (39:50):
Not at this point, Like I reached out and like
I don't know if I'm like blocked or what what not?
Because there's just like no response, And.
Speaker 5 (39:59):
Man, I guess I don't I don't know whose side
to be on because they both were kind of balanced rudeness.
Speaker 3 (40:06):
Yeah, yeah, they both have.
Speaker 8 (40:08):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (40:09):
Yeah, it's one of those situations that I think we
could maybe fixed.
Speaker 2 (40:13):
Honestly.
Speaker 1 (40:13):
Yeah, it sounds like it went from zero to one
hundred way too quick in frustration.
Speaker 5 (40:19):
So yeah, Kevin, do you still want to like try
again to get another date with her out of this?
Is that your home?
Speaker 6 (40:24):
Yeah?
Speaker 12 (40:25):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (40:25):
Yeah, like just like a read you Yeah.
Speaker 2 (40:28):
And how are you gonna feel if she doesn't apologize? Still?
Speaker 6 (40:31):
Oh good question. I hadn't thought about okay about that one.
Speaker 5 (40:37):
But she doesn't get to see his Microwave Mosaic portfolio. Yeah,
and that's going to be her loss.
Speaker 1 (40:42):
I bet the tomato soup one is going to be
one of the faves.
Speaker 12 (40:45):
Have you seen it?
Speaker 6 (40:46):
Do you follow me?
Speaker 5 (40:49):
You gotta DM some of the photos though over to
us just on Brooks profile.
Speaker 6 (40:54):
Yeah, okay, out.
Speaker 1 (40:54):
And the oatmeal because that oatmeal always explodes, you know
what I mean?
Speaker 5 (40:59):
This is a totally different segment of the Microwave Mosaic
Art breakdown. We'll do that on your fun Little side
podcast y. Yeah, all right, but now we got to
stick to the second date update. Hopefully get some answers
for Kevin and find out why Audrey didn't show up
for an hour.
Speaker 2 (41:15):
Yeah we're ping.
Speaker 5 (41:18):
I hope we are. We'll do it with your second
date update right after this second date update. You know,
a true artist is able to move between mediums like
Picasso did when he shifted from his blue period into surrealism.
Speaker 2 (41:36):
That's correct.
Speaker 5 (41:39):
Technically, and it was not the right Nobody likes that person, Brook. Okay,
you're not backing down. The point is our listener. Kevin
was able miraculously to move from fridge scapes into microwave mosaics.
Speaker 1 (41:54):
Yeah, show me those splatter patterns.
Speaker 5 (41:57):
He takes photos of abstract soups ladder in his microwave
and posts them online.
Speaker 1 (42:02):
Dude, you should try Butter That stuff explodes like crazy, Kevin.
Speaker 5 (42:06):
She's telling you you're doing your art wrong.
Speaker 2 (42:08):
No, I'm not. I'm excited about it. Jeff, I want
to like.
Speaker 5 (42:13):
You're telling him how to do it.
Speaker 1 (42:14):
Sorry for suggestions, Jeff, I will never suggest anything ever again.
Speaker 5 (42:17):
Suggestion. It is an aggressive suggestion. But Kevin wears his
emotions on his sleeve, and if I'm reading him right today,
he's feeling a little guilty.
Speaker 1 (42:27):
Wow, way to imply how he's feeling, Jeff, Okay, maybe
it should.
Speaker 5 (42:31):
Kevin, Am I in the ballpark?
Speaker 6 (42:34):
Yes?
Speaker 3 (42:34):
This is maybe having an internal struggle here.
Speaker 7 (42:37):
Can we call you back tomorrow?
Speaker 5 (42:42):
The issue is Kevin's date showed up an hour late,
and when she arrived she said hi. Kevin just said
bye and walked away.
Speaker 2 (42:49):
Which I don't blame you, Like waiting an hour is
Oh god, I can't believe you did that.
Speaker 6 (42:54):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (42:54):
Afterwards, though, she did send a text saying you were rude.
You don't even know what I'm going through right now.
So that made Kevin feel like, oops, maybe he messed.
Speaker 1 (43:04):
Up, which is kind of a good life lesson. You know,
you just don't know what people are going through.
Speaker 3 (43:08):
Ever.
Speaker 6 (43:09):
Oh yeah, I mean, as soon as.
Speaker 1 (43:10):
We get her on the phone and we get you
on as well, are you wanting to apologize.
Speaker 5 (43:15):
Or lay into her?
Speaker 7 (43:16):
Oh?
Speaker 6 (43:17):
I do want to hear what she has to say,
which is what I didn't do in the first place. Okay,
And also I really want her to see my portfolio,
right because.
Speaker 2 (43:24):
She's an art lover too. We want to see it too.
Speaker 5 (43:29):
For something else. But anyway, that is the only one
who thought I can't get into the mind of the
artist right now.
Speaker 2 (43:35):
There are a lot of horny, weird men and that.
Speaker 5 (43:38):
Yeah, I'm just gonna call Audrey and hopefully we can
move past the mental images going on.
Speaker 6 (43:42):
There in my head.
Speaker 5 (43:43):
Show All right, here we go. Hello, Hi, is this Audrey?
Speaker 10 (43:52):
Yeah? This is her.
Speaker 2 (43:53):
I'm so excited to talk to her.
Speaker 5 (43:55):
Yeah, we're all excited to talk to Audrey because you're
on a radio show right now called Brook and Jeffrey
in the Morning.
Speaker 2 (44:00):
Welcome to the show, Audrey, Good morning.
Speaker 10 (44:03):
Yeah, no, I'm all set, guys, thank you so much.
Speaker 2 (44:05):
No, no, because it's not a telemarket or call.
Speaker 5 (44:10):
We're doing a segment from our show. This is called
a second date update. Have you ever heard of that before?
Speaker 10 (44:15):
I guess how did you get my number?
Speaker 5 (44:18):
We have a listener named Kevin who says he went out, well,
he almost went out on a date with you recently.
Speaker 10 (44:23):
Oh god, I know, I know.
Speaker 2 (44:26):
It wasn't a good interaction. We know that.
Speaker 10 (44:28):
Yeah, No, I mean did he even tell you what
he did?
Speaker 3 (44:32):
It walked out.
Speaker 5 (44:33):
The full story that we heard is you had planned
date at a restaurant. You were running about an hour late.
There wasn't a whole lot of communication, and so when
you arrived, he just decided to get up and leave.
Speaker 2 (44:44):
Like you said hi, he said bye.
Speaker 10 (44:47):
Yeah. I mean like I showed up and he never
even asked me why it was late. He never checked
to see if I was okay, you know, if I
was going through something interesting.
Speaker 2 (44:58):
He never text.
Speaker 9 (44:59):
Didn't you text him at all, Like, oh my god,
it's fifteen minutes later.
Speaker 3 (45:02):
I should probably say something like I.
Speaker 10 (45:04):
Was, you know, I was going through something, and I
just it wasn't okay. I was going to get there
when I was going to get there.
Speaker 5 (45:08):
That's understandable. And Kevin has looked back on the entire
experience and he feels like he messed up. That's kind
of why we're calling now.
Speaker 10 (45:16):
Okay, Well, what if I told you guys that one
of my parents had passed away that day?
Speaker 2 (45:22):
Oh my god? Oh so sorry, that's terrible.
Speaker 10 (45:26):
Yeah. I mean I tried to pull myself together after
I had like an hour to process it. What And
I made my way over to the restaurant and then
I walked in. He was just so cold to me,
And I know, I.
Speaker 1 (45:39):
Can't even believe that you even yeah, showed up. I
mean maybe you were just in.
Speaker 5 (45:43):
Shocked personally, but for most people, yes, that that is
that's a lot.
Speaker 10 (45:51):
Well. I mean, in my defense, it didn't they didn't
really die, but like it could have, and at least
then like he could have asked me what he should
have asked me, what was wait.
Speaker 3 (46:00):
Wait wait wait wait, hold on die?
Speaker 2 (46:02):
You know she didn't say someone died. She said her
parents died her your parents didn't die?
Speaker 10 (46:07):
Well, I mean I said, what if my parents died?
Like if that was a scenario.
Speaker 5 (46:10):
Oh, that was a theoretical situation. You us.
Speaker 2 (46:14):
I just felt really terrible. Yeah, that was an emotional
roller coaster really for you, I didn't know. We're playing
what it let's emphasize the what if? Maybe stronger next time. Yeah,
I definitely Well, I.
Speaker 10 (46:26):
Mean I was trying to just give an example of
how you don't know what's going on in somebody's life,
you know, like.
Speaker 5 (46:32):
Yeah, okay, you went with a really dark example.
Speaker 1 (46:35):
Yeah, can you just tell us what was going on
with you? I mean, we don't mean to pry personally,
but I just need a recovery, Like it's sadder than that.
Speaker 4 (46:43):
I don't know if I want to know, what was
the real reason.
Speaker 5 (46:46):
That you were an hour late?
Speaker 10 (46:47):
I don't know. Maybe if Kevin were to ask me,
then maybe i'd answer him, But I don't think it's
really any of your business.
Speaker 11 (46:53):
Okay, Well that that works, sure, it Actually it works perfectly,
because Kevin is on the phone on the other line
right now, waiting to talk to you.
Speaker 2 (47:07):
He almost felt like the worst person in the world
with that parent.
Speaker 6 (47:12):
What did happen? I still don't really understand. I get
it that maybe you were going through something, you know.
I feel bad that I didn't give you a chance
to explain yourself.
Speaker 2 (47:21):
She's still there.
Speaker 10 (47:23):
I mean, well, what if I told you that my
parents passed?
Speaker 5 (47:32):
He heard that part, Audrey.
Speaker 10 (47:34):
Wait, you were here the whole.
Speaker 5 (47:35):
Time, Yes, so he knows that that's not true.
Speaker 6 (47:42):
Yeah, So why were you really late?
Speaker 10 (47:46):
If you really want to know, I kind of just
forgot about it.
Speaker 5 (47:51):
Okay, Wait, what's worse, the parents passing or her forgetting
about the Day's pretty close?
Speaker 2 (48:00):
Why is there between? Forgetting is forgivable?
Speaker 8 (48:05):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (48:06):
I forget stuff all the time. If I don't put
into my calendar like you got to be honest about it.
Speaker 10 (48:13):
Well, because he had he had texted me, you know,
where are you? And then that's when I realized, like,
oh god, I forgot I'm supposed to want a date
with that curly haired art guy.
Speaker 6 (48:21):
And I.
Speaker 10 (48:24):
Realized, and then I tried to get ready, and you know,
like I where we were meeting wasn't super close, so
I needed time to drive. And I got over there,
and you know, I show up and then all of
a sudden, He's just like bye, And I was like, Okay,
you didn't even give me a chance to say anything.
Speaker 2 (48:40):
What were you going to say?
Speaker 10 (48:42):
I mean, I don't know I was going to say
something about my parents.
Speaker 6 (48:45):
I don't know You're gonna lie to it.
Speaker 3 (48:48):
She's gonna say what it first though?
Speaker 5 (48:51):
I told you, Kevin. How are you feeling hearing all
of this?
Speaker 6 (48:56):
I mean, I'm just kind of like wondering what if
I told her when I was about ready to throw
them off like that I had to go because of
my parents funeral.
Speaker 2 (49:04):
Okay, why are we both growing hypotheticals at each other?
Like really dark one?
Speaker 6 (49:10):
Now?
Speaker 10 (49:10):
I just feel like you're being petty.
Speaker 6 (49:12):
I'm just using the example that you use Audrey for me.
So if I'm being petty, then that's your fault.
Speaker 10 (49:18):
Oh god, okay, no, that's not No. Those aren't even
close to being the same exactly that.
Speaker 6 (49:26):
It's the literal shame.
Speaker 2 (49:27):
Yeah, they're doing it again, though.
Speaker 1 (49:29):
They're trying to out petty each other again, just like
they did that first night.
Speaker 12 (49:33):
I know.
Speaker 5 (49:33):
The thing about a successful relationship is somebody has to
be willing to admit that they were wrong and they
messed up in order to move forward.
Speaker 3 (49:40):
And you both kind of messed up in your own rights.
Speaker 2 (49:42):
Right, it's powerful to apologize.
Speaker 6 (49:44):
No, I mean, you're right, You're right. Somebody needs to apologize.
I'm gonna give her three seconds to do it.
Speaker 5 (49:50):
Oh, Audrey, ball's in you. You want to call out
an apology?
Speaker 10 (49:55):
I think you know that it's going to take me
at least an hour.
Speaker 2 (50:01):
Wow, I don't think so.
Speaker 5 (50:06):
Some nuggets of truth to it, And I can't believe
like that.
Speaker 6 (50:08):
I was actually going to show you my microwave mosaics,
like I've never even shown that to another woman in person.
Speaker 5 (50:14):
Oh wow, Audrey, did you even know he had those?
Speaker 10 (50:20):
He told me about it. He wouldn't shut up about it.
Speaker 6 (50:24):
Well, well, I've said it before, and I'll say it
again by.
Speaker 2 (50:29):
WHOA does want to?
Speaker 7 (50:32):
Kevin?
Speaker 5 (50:32):
You can't say bye because I haven't even asked Audrey
yet if she would like to go out on another
date with you, Because Audrey, if you're up for it,
we would pay for it.
Speaker 10 (50:40):
Oh wow, look at that. I just got a text
that I think my parents.
Speaker 5 (50:45):
Passed the time.
Speaker 2 (50:51):
The information to deliver via text.
Speaker 5 (50:54):
Kevin. At this point, you want to check in with
her and see how she's doing.
Speaker 6 (50:58):
I mean, are you okay?
Speaker 5 (51:03):
She was being sarcastic with you there? Her parents aren't dead,
all right, Kevin.
Speaker 10 (51:10):
I think he stood in front of the microwave too
many times.
Speaker 5 (51:14):
We're never having two artists on the same call ever. Again,
this is too messy.
Speaker 1 (51:18):
Yeah, Kevin, you need a date an accountant.
Speaker 5 (51:22):
Jeffrey in the morning. And that whole call really symbolizes
the state of dating today.
Speaker 2 (51:28):
You think it's that bad, the degree.
Speaker 5 (51:31):
Of pettiness where you just can't let the other person
win or feel good about anything. No mistake will ever
go unpunished in the dating world.
Speaker 1 (51:40):
Oh god, that is a bleak outlook, jeff I thought
you were going to come with something more positive and helpful.
Speaker 5 (51:46):
She completely forgot about the date and then tried to
gaslight him and make him feel guilty by inventing dead parents.
Speaker 1 (51:54):
Is I think that's so understandable to forget like she
actually put effort into still she made it worse.
Speaker 9 (52:01):
Yeah, yeah, yes, But for me, I'd be like, oh
if I'm not important, if you remember our first.
Speaker 3 (52:04):
Date, if you're not excited about it, then important.
Speaker 5 (52:07):
It's showing up an hour late, really putting in a
lot of efforts.
Speaker 1 (52:10):
Well, I mean, I think it's forgivable to forget a date,
like especially a date a person that you had a
brief interaction with. You know, if you don't write it down,
how do you remember. I think that she could have
just been honest, But wait for that.
Speaker 5 (52:24):
There's another theoretical out there that you just can't work
with anymore. Would have been great, but it didn't happen.
I don't know. If this doesn't make you feel optimistic
about love, what will?
Speaker 2 (52:36):
Mosaics were pretty uplifting, say that for sure.
Speaker 5 (52:39):
Field inspired. So make sure to go find our podcast,
Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning Home of the Second
Date Update on Apple, iHeart, Spotify, or wherever you get
your podcasts.
Speaker 8 (52:49):
YouTube do Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.
Speaker 5 (52:54):
I'm sure you've all noticed my last few performances have
just been off.
Speaker 6 (53:03):
Me.
Speaker 5 (53:04):
I know something wasn't right, so I had to go
to the doctors to figure it out. They ran a
bunch of tests. Turns out my throat is too powerful.
So the doctor he prescribed me a couple of things.
One we go vy for my throat for my throat,
trying to tone that back, and then ozempic for a
(53:28):
different body part of mine that also needs to be reduced.
So embarrassing.
Speaker 2 (53:37):
Checking.
Speaker 5 (53:38):
Yeah, hand, I did not even want to have to
say it out loud, but you all made me. Are
you happy? And the only man in the world with
one particular body part on ozempic Jack? Now everybody knows.
I'll do my best to keep it in check with
my brand new song of the week that's coming up
right after this. It's time for my song of the week.
(54:01):
It's Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.
Speaker 2 (54:03):
Love this time of week.
Speaker 5 (54:04):
Jeff and I'm gonna give you all a few hot
stats before the upcoming holiday season.
Speaker 1 (54:10):
Yet you know you're warmed up if you're coming in
with hot stats.
Speaker 5 (54:13):
That's right. Seventeen percent of Americans say it's very likely
someone will argue about politics over dinner this year.
Speaker 2 (54:22):
Definitely, that's a pretty low number.
Speaker 5 (54:24):
Yeah, that's just the very likely. There's somewhat likely, sort
of likely. Yeah, that's the most that's happened.
Speaker 2 (54:32):
That's people saying I'm coming in with a political fight ready.
Speaker 10 (54:35):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (54:37):
Yeah. Meanwhile, in an unrelated note, the average American will
consume three point one alcoholic drinks on Turkey Day three Wow.
And maybe the most shocking stat of all, fifteen percent
of us don't use any gravy.
Speaker 2 (54:55):
They just dry it up.
Speaker 5 (54:57):
Luckily, Brooke makes up for that entire fifteen percent. And
I know what you're probably thinking. You're probably thinking what
I'm thinking. Why aren't there holiday songs about this type
of stuff, the petty stuff?
Speaker 7 (55:11):
Now there is.
Speaker 5 (55:13):
And this isn't gonna be about the wonder of holiday
lights or the magic sound of jingle bells ringing while
angels are singing, or whatever the lyric really is. This
is about the real struggle of what it's actually like
to visit your family and take on the holidays.
Speaker 2 (55:32):
So Jack the anthem we all needed.
Speaker 5 (55:34):
I'm kind of doing a sort of parody medley of
famous holiday tunes. So there's not one big title for it,
but the first one. Well, actually you'll just you'll hear it, Okay,
all right, no spoilers. I'm just gonna point when i'm
ready point. Oh, there's no plane that's flown in these
(55:59):
light de what that air poured announcement?
Speaker 10 (56:06):
Say?
Speaker 5 (56:06):
Who knows? Tsay? Felt me up like we were on
a date. When they frisk your leg, it's frowned on.
If you moan, I've been camped outside of gate B three,
(56:35):
just sleeping on the floor on a diet of Cinta
bonds and Miller lines. The third time they changed the
gate on me, I hit the airport bar once more.
Hudson News. I bought some chicklets. They cost more than
(56:56):
my plane tickets to flying coach means there's no chance
of personal space and you're always the lowest boarding zone.
They say. Only the Epstein files had more delays for
(57:18):
the holidays to be faster if you drove. Just hear
the family bickering viewpoints differing to see you Uncle Ned
Turner att or as he yells what they said on
Fox News. There will be loud name calling in in
lost squabbling feuds our family get togethers like a Jerry
(57:43):
Springer ven you stir it up, whip it up, serve
it up. Oh no, where did the cat go?
Speaker 3 (57:51):
Why do what?
Speaker 5 (57:51):
Hear me owing from the stove. Pour a cup, fill
it up, tear it up. Granddad, the fifth yeager he's had.
His bladder is small, so we all saw him. You said,
dog's potty pad. My dad's new girlfriend, Zoe. It's weird
because she's only nineteen. So when my sister met her,
she said, hey, home wreckers home. This bird is so enormous,
(58:15):
like a big brontosaurus. It's huge. As we break bread together,
let's address Zoe's daddy issues. I read an article in
the New Yorker that says eating meshed potatoes too fast
can spike your stress hormone. My vegan step and had
their complaints out their sever tofu got way too jiron
(58:36):
quick my cousin, but was stopped after round the base
two at dinner, lungs are choking, We're we're all smelling
smoking the room. Mom left her gloves in the oven
til the flames had the kitchen comesumed. Grandma left and
said she's going too sears.
Speaker 3 (58:56):
Waits not close.
Speaker 5 (58:57):
We think she probably meant jac in her launch hair
with a case of white claws. She's a door busting
Black Friday bargain fiend.
Speaker 8 (59:09):
I've been here in three In her.
Speaker 5 (59:12):
Handbag, she got cube bonds, her Rascal scooter by.
Speaker 8 (59:17):
The door, got a V eight engine.
Speaker 5 (59:20):
When they opened up, she floored it and plowed over
a family of four. Later on Black Friday morning, both
my grandma's eyes were black, clutching to a cheap air
frar with her cane carved to a shive over her back. Hello,
(59:46):
Grandma just got trampled for a blender, got back up
and shooked a mama free. She's my bargain hunting named Janana.
So the blood stains on, Oh my DearS, don't bother me.
Speaker 2 (01:00:02):
Then away from the legos that you tramp. God good
you brought us through the entire holiday.
Speaker 5 (01:00:14):
Yeah, it's gonna be a fun one this year.
Speaker 7 (01:00:16):
It always is.
Speaker 2 (01:00:18):
I'd say highlights, but really they're low lights. But they're
really the parts that you remember absolutely.
Speaker 5 (01:00:22):
You know, that's what the holidays are really all about.
So you can text into seven eighty five nine too
and tell us what you thought about the song of
the week. We'll post the video up with all the
lyrics on all of our socials. Just find us at
Brooke and Jeffrey on YouTube and TikTok and instead.
Speaker 2 (01:00:34):
Everywhere you know and share with all your uncle Ned's
out there.
Speaker 3 (01:00:37):
Yeah, Thanksgiving.
Speaker 5 (01:00:40):
Yes, your dad's new girlfriend is gonna love it.
Speaker 3 (01:00:43):
I love this show.
Speaker 5 (01:00:45):
That's your song here the week, Happy Thanksgiving everybody. We're
gonna do a phone tap right after this. Christina is
a new player with us on the phone today. She
is married with two kids, both teenagers. She works full
time in tech, but also owns a mini donut food
(01:01:09):
truck on the side. Christina, is it possible you could
just park that in my mouth later, just the whole truck?
Speaker 10 (01:01:16):
Probably I could probably arrange that.
Speaker 2 (01:01:18):
Yeah, I guess you like the most popular teen mom ever.
Speaker 12 (01:01:22):
Absolutely, as long as I have donuts in my hand.
Speaker 5 (01:01:25):
Absolutely, do you have like a specialty donut that you
serve from your truck?
Speaker 12 (01:01:30):
So our favorite is the maple bacon, and people go
crazy for it, but you'd be surprised. People also just
love traditional chocolate with sprinkles, or the ever popular with
the young folks is the fruity pebble one.
Speaker 5 (01:01:45):
Yeah, man, all right, Well, we Unfortunately we have to
bring Donut Talk to an end for the day because
we got to play a game here.
Speaker 3 (01:01:53):
I could go for a hot guy.
Speaker 5 (01:01:54):
I know it's such a bummer, but we have thirty
seconds on the clock to answer as many questions as
possiblef you don't know when you can say pass. You
have to be brook outright if you want to win.
Are you ready? Yes, let's do it. Your time starts now.
Carly ray Jepson celebrates a birthday today. What twenty twelve
song of hers sold eighteen million copies. Gorgonzola, rochefort, and
Danish are forms of what type of cheese?
Speaker 6 (01:02:18):
Uh? Jeers?
Speaker 5 (01:02:21):
What specific type of dress? Was popularized in the nineteen
twenties by women dancing to jazz, which US state produces
the majority of America's lobsters. Main Boxing Day is a
British holiday celebrated after what American holiday?
Speaker 10 (01:02:39):
Oh it's Christmas?
Speaker 5 (01:02:40):
Well done, now brooks back into the studio here terrible?
Oh you did great?
Speaker 6 (01:02:45):
Is nice?
Speaker 7 (01:02:46):
Christina?
Speaker 5 (01:02:46):
Come on, it says this year, Christina, you're going to
be hosting Thanksgiving for anywhere between ten to twenty people.
You're not sure who's coming.
Speaker 12 (01:02:57):
Well, you don't know what family drama's gonna unfold, so
you know, we just keep it open. Everyone's invited.
Speaker 5 (01:03:03):
Are you the source of the drama?
Speaker 8 (01:03:05):
No?
Speaker 5 (01:03:08):
Come on, guys, of course, donuts solve problem.
Speaker 2 (01:03:10):
Do you stuff your turkey with donuts?
Speaker 6 (01:03:13):
No?
Speaker 10 (01:03:14):
That's a shot though.
Speaker 5 (01:03:15):
Hey, Christina, take a break for a second because it's
Brooks turn Brook You ready, Yes, your time starts now.
Carli Rai Jebson celebrates a birthday today. What twenty twelve
song of hers sold eighteen million copies? Probably maybe Gorgonzola,
roquefort and Danish are forms of what type of cheese?
Speaker 2 (01:03:32):
Mock meat cheese?
Speaker 6 (01:03:33):
Well?
Speaker 2 (01:03:33):
What type of cheese? Oh, it's just gonna be cheese.
There are a hard cheese there.
Speaker 5 (01:03:39):
Yeah, I can know what to tell you. What specific
type of dress was popularized in the nineteen twenties by
women dancing to jazz flapper dresses, which US state produces
the majority of America's lobsters.
Speaker 2 (01:03:51):
I means it's probably gonna be Alaska.
Speaker 7 (01:03:58):
Lobsters.
Speaker 5 (01:03:58):
It's okay, let's let's let brook question herself for another
five minutes.
Speaker 1 (01:04:03):
I thought you were going to ask me what they were,
and I was like, those are cheeses, Jozz, they're probably
blue cheeses.
Speaker 2 (01:04:08):
That's why she didn't get too full of myself.
Speaker 5 (01:04:10):
Let's go to the scoreboard, and sier Boll did with
Jose getting drunk in the morning. Who are you, Kathy Lee.
Speaker 3 (01:04:15):
Kissels, Christina, you got too correct today?
Speaker 10 (01:04:21):
Oh it's pretty good.
Speaker 5 (01:04:23):
Oh my Brook three correct? Barely wish so close? Christina
just barely wasn't enough. Let's go over the answers. It's
Carl Ray Jebson's birthday in twenty twelve. Her song Call
Me Maybe sold eighteen million copies and it's haunting us
to this day.
Speaker 2 (01:04:42):
I love it, but I feel like it's that that
decade's mbop.
Speaker 5 (01:04:46):
Yeah, it just won't go away. Gorganzola, rochefort and Danish. Yes,
they are types of cheeses. Brook blue Cheesesay, Christina said
cheese to. The specific type of dress popularized in the
twenties by women dancing to jazz were flapper dresses. Majority
of America's lobsters come from Maine. Over eighty percent of
all lobsters in America are from there.
Speaker 2 (01:05:06):
That's a lot.
Speaker 5 (01:05:07):
Boxing Days, a British holiday celebrated after which American Holiday Christmas.
I love that we're calling Christmas American only. Yeah, I
own it.
Speaker 3 (01:05:17):
Started in Germany.
Speaker 5 (01:05:18):
Christina, thank you so much for being on. It wasn't
enough to beat brook, but just for playing, we are
going to give you a pair of tickets to Holiday
Magic at the Washington State Fair Events Center. Step into
a glittering wonderland this December and experience why Holiday Magic
is the region's fastest growing holiday tradition. It starts December
fifth and then runs on select dates through December twenty third.
Speaker 12 (01:05:38):
Thank you so much, and Brooke, you're such a great player.
Speaker 10 (01:05:42):
I love you.
Speaker 2 (01:05:44):
You're so lovely too.
Speaker 5 (01:05:45):
Yeah, what about that host that did this segment, he's
pretty cool.
Speaker 6 (01:05:49):
Oh my gosh, for sure, Christina, come back.
Speaker 5 (01:05:52):
And play again soon. We're going to do win Brooks
Bucks same time on Monday
Speaker 8 (01:05:56):
Brooking Jeffrey in the morning.
You know, I gotta say I wasn't really in the
spirit of the holidays until today.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
Well this show did it for me.
Speaker 3 (00:06):
About time I really did Christmas.
Speaker 2 (00:10):
Yeah, I dude, I'm here. I'm here for it. It's
Brook and Jeffrey. We got a full hour for you
with a lot of fun.
Speaker 1 (00:16):
We got some Thanksgiving funny horror stories coming up and
Jeff's song I'm sorry.
Speaker 4 (00:22):
He nailed that the amount of sound effects and background
vocals he put into this.
Speaker 1 (00:27):
Yes, yes, I mean it will be the Thanksgiving anthem
for here until eternity in my mind. So definitely stick
around for that. And you know what, we're in the
spirit of giving. Let's read a comment.
Speaker 4 (00:38):
Yes, motas said, am I the only person who likes
Jeffrey's stories before he gives an answer to the shot
callar questions, Oh and to.
Speaker 2 (00:46):
Answer that, yes, you are the only one who likes those.
Speaker 1 (00:49):
Come on, I always has something to do. Well, maybe
he'll do it again today.
Speaker 2 (00:52):
Yeah, maybe you know.
Speaker 1 (00:53):
I guess you're about to find out, because the full
hour starts right now.
Speaker 5 (00:56):
The listeners have spoken and they want one thing.
Speaker 6 (01:01):
More.
Speaker 5 (01:02):
Hero of the week. It's broken Jeffrey in the morning
and today's hero is a man in France named Olivier Marcham.
He recently bought a house and wanted to put a
swimming pool in his backyard.
Speaker 2 (01:19):
I want to go visit. Doesn't sound it's a chateau,
I think, my apologies.
Speaker 5 (01:24):
So he started digging and that's when he unearthed something incredible.
What buried under his property were five solid gold bars
and a stash of gold coins worth over eight hundred
thousand dollars.
Speaker 7 (01:40):
Oh my god, that's your treasure.
Speaker 2 (01:43):
Is so happy that the former owners were bank robbers.
Thank god.
Speaker 5 (01:48):
The question is when you find literal buried treasure in
your property, what do you do? Well, Olivier did the
noble thing, and he contacted the local authorities to report it.
Speaker 2 (02:01):
Police are going to come and be like, oh, yeah,
we gotta gotta take it.
Speaker 5 (02:05):
Well, he figured, you know, they'll study it, maybe find
the historical significance behind it, determine the real value, and
then they'd let him keep it since it's on his property,
or maybe a museum would pay him a huge sum
so that they could display it at the louver.
Speaker 2 (02:21):
I feel like this isn't gonna work out for him.
Speaker 5 (02:22):
Well, it turns out Olivier was a liscrewed because the
discovered gold bars were only about fifteen years old.
Speaker 2 (02:32):
Oh yikes, and I thought the ancient That's.
Speaker 5 (02:35):
What he thought. But no, they had serial numbers on
them that could be traced to the person who made them, which,
come to find out, was the previous owner of that house.
Speaker 1 (02:47):
So you like, forgod, yeah, but then isn't there a
finder's keeper's rule in France?
Speaker 5 (02:53):
You would think nobody knows why they buried it in
the backyard, but rightfully the gold to the original owner.
Speaker 1 (03:03):
If you forget to dig up your buried gold before
you moved, you didn't really need it anyway.
Speaker 5 (03:11):
You don't hear that advice very often.
Speaker 2 (03:14):
You know exactly where it is.
Speaker 8 (03:16):
Wait.
Speaker 5 (03:16):
So Olivier was forced to give up the entire eight
hundred thousand dollars treasure trove, and he ended up with nothing.
I shouldn't say nothing. He got his pool, I saddest
pool ever and thanks to his terrible decision to do
the right thing that makes Olivier our new hero of
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the reason. Just stole it. Yeah, come on, Olivier. Now
we're gonna move on to the shock dollar question of
the day with a man who's about to drop some
gold bars of trivia right on our faces. Jake, go
for it, Take it away.
Speaker 7 (03:56):
Back in the nineteen seventies, there was a popular TV
sitcom called WKRP in Cincinnati.
Speaker 2 (04:02):
Oh, I think it's a radio j No, it's a.
Speaker 7 (04:05):
Different show radio. Oh wait. WKRP in Cincinnati followed the
crazy antics of employees who worked at a fictional radio
station called WKRP A We're wacky, and that show had
one of the most iconic Thanksgiving episodes of all time,
called Turkeys Away, where the radio station does a promotional
stunt they drop live turkeys and a flying helicopter, not
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realizing the turkeys themselves can't fly.
Speaker 5 (04:30):
Oh so turkeys fall.
Speaker 2 (04:33):
What a great episode seen.
Speaker 7 (04:35):
That chaos and sus television history was made. But it's
not the only TV show to have an unforgettable Thanksgiving episode.
And that's why today we're doing a special Cranberry Classics
edition of twenty of twenty. You guys will say number
one through twenty. I'll give you a hint about the
iconic Turkey Day TV moment. You just have to name
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the show or possibly a character to names in the game.
We'll start with the woman who also just now learned
that turkeys can't fly. That's Alexis number seven. Alexis what
famous CBS show had an episode titled Happy Slaps Giving,
where one character slapped the other one across the face
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to fulfill a slap bet.
Speaker 5 (05:22):
All right, CBS show, CBS, CBS, that's a drug store.
Speaker 1 (05:35):
I think the NY Networks are feeling very important after
that comment.
Speaker 4 (05:39):
Sorry, Modern Family.
Speaker 7 (05:44):
I don't think that's Modern Family is incorrect. The CBS
show is How I Met Your Mother stemmed from a
bet between Barney and Marshall. I would love slap best Brook.
It's your turn.
Speaker 2 (05:59):
Seven is off the board, Give me fifteen.
Speaker 7 (06:01):
Brook, which friends character accidentally drops a full turkey on
the floor during Thanksgiving dinner, creating chaos for the whole apartment.
I need the first and last name of the character,
no help from anyone else.
Speaker 2 (06:16):
The one who.
Speaker 4 (06:17):
Dropped it is the person who drops the same as
who gets it stuck on their head.
Speaker 5 (06:20):
I don't think it is.
Speaker 2 (06:20):
Yeah, that's what I think.
Speaker 3 (06:21):
That's why I'm thinking, But I don't want to say
who would gets stuck.
Speaker 7 (06:23):
On their head?
Speaker 5 (06:25):
Please?
Speaker 1 (06:26):
Funnier if the person who drops the turkey is the
one who would never drop the turkey. Yeah, that's why
I feel like it's Monica.
Speaker 2 (06:36):
But I don't know Monica's last name.
Speaker 7 (06:38):
I'll give you a hit. It's the same as Ross's
last name.
Speaker 5 (06:43):
I guess at the end of the show.
Speaker 7 (06:46):
At the end, wait, I guess I could accept Monica Bing.
Monica Bing was the wrong person the entire time. Yeah,
Geller is Ross in Monica's last name.
Speaker 5 (06:58):
Rachel Green, notoriously clumsy Jose, We're over to you.
Speaker 7 (07:06):
Seven and fifteen are off the board. Five Jose, which
Simpson's character gets a giant turkey stuck on their head
every Thanksgiving. Much everyone's horror. I should know this.
Speaker 5 (07:18):
It should be like, oh duh.
Speaker 9 (07:20):
And that's what's weird because I don't remember this happening.
But the only person that I could think would just
be clumsy enough would be Homer.
Speaker 2 (07:27):
Don't forget his last name, Bing.
Speaker 7 (07:32):
Homer Simpson, Jake Homer Simpson is.
Speaker 5 (07:37):
I didn't realize so many TV shows use the turkey
over the head tropety, funny, funny every time.
Speaker 1 (07:45):
One of us should try it at our family's dinner,
just once this year.
Speaker 5 (07:49):
No, you couldn't really fit. I don't think it really works.
Speaker 2 (07:51):
Think of how hot it would be?
Speaker 5 (07:53):
Eh sexy?
Speaker 1 (07:55):
Yeah, I did at cook turkey on your head?
Speaker 7 (07:59):
Would hurt my head definitely wouldn't fit in the k turkey.
But Jeffrey, we're talking about Thanksgiving TV moments in history,
and we're over to you now.
Speaker 5 (08:07):
Number nine.
Speaker 7 (08:08):
Name the show where the character Andy decides to cook
Thanksgiving and puts fireworks in the stuffing thinks it'll lighten
things up. What show is that.
Speaker 2 (08:19):
Concept?
Speaker 6 (08:20):
Hmmm?
Speaker 5 (08:21):
Andy should be a pretty strong hint. But I can't
think of any shows featuring somebody near Andy.
Speaker 2 (08:25):
What about the Andy Griffith show, Go Real old School?
Speaker 5 (08:30):
That could be I feel like it'd be newer. I
don't know if there's an Andy on this show, but
I know one that has a lot of crazy antics,
with people doing wild things, sometimes illegal. Maybe they confiscated
some fireworks the cops from Reno nine to one to one.
Speaker 7 (08:46):
Interesting, Jeffrey says, RENO nine one one. It is an
authoritative agency. The show is called Parks and Recreation, and
Chris Pratt's character.
Speaker 2 (08:58):
He's an idiot in the show in.
Speaker 7 (09:01):
Real life, and that means you have one Today's edition
of twenty.
Speaker 5 (09:08):
All right, Well, that you get the cheops who get shot,
They're going to be singing I'm a believer by smash Mouth.
Who's it gonna be?
Speaker 3 (09:13):
I gotta go, Brook Keller.
Speaker 1 (09:17):
I thought love was only true and fairy tales met
for someone else, but not for me.
Speaker 5 (09:26):
That was your shock collar question of the.
Speaker 8 (09:29):
Day, Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.
Speaker 5 (09:33):
Less than a week now till Turkey Day, it's Brook
and Jeffrey in the Morning. Ye make sure to hit
up our podcast, Brook and Jeffrey, and also the Brook
and Jeffrey Second Date one wherever you get them. If
you have some extra time off next week, good chance
to binge a bunch of our episodes. But speaking of
Turkey Day, I think we can all agree the store
bought gravy could never compare to the homemade version.
Speaker 7 (09:55):
Yeah yeah, kill right.
Speaker 5 (10:04):
Until now because the company Hines just stepped up to
the dinner plate with a new option called leftover Gravey.
It squeol bottle like a regular condiment would be, and
the color really puts the gray in gravy. Oh my god.
Speaker 1 (10:25):
Okay, I will say though, the picture of the sandwich
on the bottle, because that's the best part of Thanksgiving
is not the dinner, but it's the next day when
you get to make the leftover sandwich with the gravy
a little cranberry that.
Speaker 5 (10:36):
Is specifically what it's designed for for a sandwiches. But
it does look like an old bottle of stadium mustard
that's been left out for a few years.
Speaker 3 (10:45):
Change the color.
Speaker 1 (10:46):
I mean, it's one of those things where you think
food dies are a good thing.
Speaker 7 (10:49):
Yeah, we could, for sure.
Speaker 5 (10:55):
They insist it's delicious and like most of the food
products that we cover, it is a at Walmart exclusively
and to get one, you have to buy a jar
version of it first for a dollar eighty eight. Then
they'll include a limited edition Hines Leftover Gravy kit with
the squeezable version inside, along with a recipe card. If
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you want to try to make it yourself.
Speaker 3 (11:17):
Okay, yeah, maybe if I didn't see it and I
just taste it.
Speaker 1 (11:21):
Yeah, yeah, the bottles empty, you have to put it
in the bottle yourself.
Speaker 5 (11:25):
Yeah, you have to make.
Speaker 7 (11:26):
It by chores. At Walmart, last we checked.
Speaker 5 (11:33):
It was completely sold out. Obviously. Think it's a fun gift,
so you are welcome gift. And because I mentioned gift,
I do need to give it a dank rating.
Speaker 2 (11:44):
Okay, well, that's what we're doing this season.
Speaker 5 (11:49):
For all the gifts, and we're calling Hines squeeze bottle
of leftover gravy. Okay, there you go, take your turkey
and put some dank on him.
Speaker 2 (11:57):
Glad you interpreted that for me.
Speaker 6 (11:59):
Quite.
Speaker 5 (12:01):
Laser Stories is coming up right after this. It's the
radio segment that's teamed up with Oprah to surprise an
entire live studio audience with free colonics. Yes, you get
a probe, you get a probe, you get three probe.
Speaker 2 (12:22):
Wow, jard it.
Speaker 3 (12:23):
I just had one yesterday.
Speaker 5 (12:25):
Don't worry. She's covering all the taxes for it. During
Laser Stories, the second where to reading weird news stories
around the globe, just like everyone else does, except we've
got a laser so so the bottombusters just don't. This
first laser story is out of Florida, all right. The
other night, a thirty nine year old guy named Adam
Peacock was pulled over after witnesses called nine one one
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because he was driving erradicallybody.
Speaker 2 (12:50):
What are you doing, Peacock?
Speaker 5 (12:52):
You're not supposed to do that, So deputies had him
get out of his car. And at first glance it
seems like he was pretty loaded. So they peacock do
if you field sobriety tests, And that's when he said,
there's a very good reason why he's not able to
complete them. Oh, apparently he had a medical condition.
Speaker 2 (13:11):
I don't know where he had to drink a bunch.
Speaker 5 (13:14):
No, not that, Oh okay, an actual medical condition. He
even gave the cops an acronym for it, but struggled
to pronounce it correctly.
Speaker 1 (13:23):
I think I've heard of that, I mean, but who
can really pronounce their diagnosis?
Speaker 2 (13:27):
Yeah, I have that thing. You guys know what it's called.
You know, Yeah, sure, just.
Speaker 5 (13:32):
Listen to the clip from the officer's body cam.
Speaker 6 (13:35):
Just follow it.
Speaker 5 (13:35):
Tip my finger with your eyes, and your eyes only,
don't move your head.
Speaker 8 (13:43):
That's where I've always had a problem.
Speaker 10 (13:47):
Which one my.
Speaker 7 (13:49):
E what is your ef D?
Speaker 10 (13:51):
Oh?
Speaker 8 (13:51):
Boy, her one of those.
Speaker 6 (13:59):
We do your impaired?
Speaker 11 (14:01):
Oh so close to passing the test he did try
to go with add is that when he just tried
to go, was like, I can't focus on the finger
that long.
Speaker 2 (14:09):
It's too hard for me to follow. I'm distracted.
Speaker 5 (14:12):
Yeah, I think he said e f D though, But.
Speaker 2 (14:15):
I heard hyperactive in there. I don't know.
Speaker 5 (14:17):
There's no there was no H in e f D,
so whatever, I don't know what he was saying. Whatever
happened afterwards, Peacock was arrested on suspicion of d U I,
and he was told to see his doctor to find
out what that acronym actually meant.
Speaker 2 (14:32):
That's good.
Speaker 5 (14:32):
It's probably a good thing to mat like a little
card from just a hand of people. Yeah, I have this, yeah,
don't drunk testament. This next Lazer story is out of
Holiday headquarters. This is an exciting surprise. Cinnabon just introduced
a holiday wrapping paper that actually smells like cinnamon rolls.
(14:54):
This is so smart.
Speaker 2 (14:56):
Wait is it edible? Wouldn't that be cooling? That's true?
Speaker 5 (15:02):
Good point. Now, it comes in a two pack with
one teal and one pink roll for just eight ninety nine,
and each is decorated with Cinnabon themed icons and even
includes twenty percent off coupons that can be cut out
of the paper.
Speaker 7 (15:18):
She's right up.
Speaker 5 (15:20):
The people people whove had a chance to sniffet say
they absolutely nailed the scent. Wow, it smells just like
one of their Ooey guy classic roles.
Speaker 3 (15:29):
Nice.
Speaker 5 (15:29):
So at this point, I can't wait for the news
report to come out that people in Florida are being
arrested for eating wrapping paper inside CBS. You know what's
gonna happen, smoke it. Oh my bad, This next Lazer
story is out of celebrity corner. Eminem takes his brand
very seriously. Okay, so seriously that he's going after an
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Australian beach company called swim Shady.
Speaker 1 (15:56):
That is called a ripoff of slim Shady.
Speaker 5 (15:59):
Yeah, a little too close for his comfort. The rapper
filed a petition with the US Patent Office asking them
to cancel swim Shady's US trademark because he thinks the
name could lead the public to believe that he is
associated with the company, which he's not. Okay, but in
a surprise move, swim Shady isn't rolling over.
Speaker 2 (16:21):
Oh really.
Speaker 5 (16:22):
The company says, quote, we are a grassroots Australian company
that was born to protect people from the harsh outback sun.
We will defend our valuable intellectual property.
Speaker 1 (16:32):
Okay, that's why they're protecting from the sun because they're shady.
Speaker 2 (16:36):
Is that what?
Speaker 5 (16:37):
Maybe that's why very very clever In other celebrity news,
soon Dolly Partner won't be one of the only celebrities
with their own theme park. The stand up comedian Nate
Bargatzi is set to open his very own way, yes way,
called Nateland Tennessee as well. Yeah, and this isn't a joke.
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I can't believe that Nate has partnered with the people
behind Legoland and not very Farm to make this happen
in Nashville.
Speaker 2 (17:05):
A roller coaster and then a punchline hits you in
the face.
Speaker 9 (17:10):
He has the funniest joke about taking your kids to
Disneyland too young, and now he's gonna have to live
his own theme park jokes. Y, what exactly is the
theme of nate Land?
Speaker 5 (17:20):
Yeah, well, it's hard to describe. They say that the
entire park will reflect the unique humor and heart of
the comedian behind it.
Speaker 1 (17:28):
Okay, I mean it sounds I mean it's pretty vain
to name a whole theme park after.
Speaker 2 (17:35):
Come on an icon.
Speaker 8 (17:38):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (17:39):
I don't know that he's on the same level as.
Speaker 5 (17:42):
It's probably going to be a theme park with no
swearing aloud because he's a clean comedian. He never says
cursed words on stage popular, so you get.
Speaker 2 (17:51):
On the oh Gosh ride.
Speaker 5 (17:52):
Yeah. Also alongside the rides there will be retail dining
and even a possible Nate hotel.
Speaker 3 (18:01):
Not a comedy club.
Speaker 1 (18:02):
It would be so awesome if they hired all of
the people that work there were struggling comedians.
Speaker 7 (18:11):
For the weekend.
Speaker 5 (18:14):
So once that opens, make sure to book your tickets
to Nate Land. Let's go to your final laser story.
Out of the pet Palace. I am not joking when
I say this, but researchers believe raccoons may be inching
closer to becoming pets.
Speaker 7 (18:30):
Some people keep them a.
Speaker 2 (18:33):
Pet skunk for gosh sakes.
Speaker 5 (18:34):
Really, yeah, if you want to spring.
Speaker 2 (18:37):
You could take the sack out. If you have it.
Speaker 1 (18:39):
Removed, anything could be a pet.
Speaker 5 (18:44):
Guess that's true. But a study from the University of Arkansas,
of course it's from the University of Arkansas. They found
raccoons are physically changing in response to their interactions with humans.
And by physically changing, they mean their faces are evolving
to look cuter.
Speaker 7 (19:00):
That's a baby raccoon.
Speaker 2 (19:01):
There's job raccoons.
Speaker 1 (19:03):
They're so cute to worm your way into our lives
so you can eat the scraps right off the table.
Speaker 2 (19:07):
Instead of in the garbage.
Speaker 8 (19:09):
Kid.
Speaker 5 (19:09):
Plus, they're dumpster diving less and becoming less disease written.
Speaker 2 (19:13):
Oh well, good job.
Speaker 3 (19:14):
That's a big sound for them.
Speaker 2 (19:17):
I think there's part of the human population that could probably.
Speaker 5 (19:19):
Benefit from And one researcher says, once wild animals start
spending time in the proximity of people, they become a
little less afraid and perhaps even start showing physical signs
of domestication. And raccoons aren't the only animals that this
is happening to.
Speaker 2 (19:33):
Oh my god, say please, say, please say.
Speaker 5 (19:36):
Foxes and mice that live in urban areas also are
having softer facial features. But let's not make this a
new TikTok trend. These animals do not Let's be clear,
they do not make great pets, and it's even illegal
to own them in some areas.
Speaker 2 (19:54):
So there's the buzzkill of the room. It's already on TikTok.
Speaker 5 (20:01):
If you're still stuck taking care of that turtle that
your kid desperately needed fifteen years ago, it's still alive.
Speaker 7 (20:09):
And now it's your problem.
Speaker 5 (20:11):
Just know there's a worst pet that kids could demand
in the future.
Speaker 3 (20:15):
It's gotten.
Speaker 9 (20:15):
Okay.
Speaker 5 (20:16):
Yeah, well no, hey, and if that's happening, just imagine
what a pet raccoon would try to do to your leg. Oh,
it would not be pretty at Yeah, this guy's a
dream And that sound means Laser Stories has come to
an end of the day. We'll do it again, same
time on Monday.
Speaker 8 (20:32):
Brooking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 5 (20:35):
When you think of the most stressful dramatic holidays of
the entire year, You've got Valentine's Day up there for sure. Yeah.
Flag Day, that one's always rough the pressure.
Speaker 2 (20:48):
On Flag Day?
Speaker 5 (20:49):
What flag do I put up?
Speaker 8 (20:51):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (20:51):
I see Do I salute with this hand or that hand?
High salute or lower salute?
Speaker 1 (20:57):
Always supposed to salute with the same hand, I always forget.
Speaker 5 (21:01):
Okay, And of course Nationals swallow your corn dog whole
day unsurprisingly easy for me.
Speaker 2 (21:10):
I was gonna say, yeah.
Speaker 5 (21:12):
But somewhere high up on the list has gotta be Thanksgiving.
Speaker 1 (21:16):
Oh my god, the travel alone is I'm just singing
to the dishes.
Speaker 5 (21:21):
Yeah, just the super Bowl of weird family drama. And
I'm not just saying that. It's actually been confirmed because
a new survey had people share their most hilarious Turkey
Day mishaps, and you won't believe what one grandma rubbed
on the family turkey one year. But I don't know that.
Speaker 2 (21:37):
I want my imagination to go anywhere else.
Speaker 5 (21:39):
Don't let your imagination do anything, Brook, I'm just going
to tell you when you hear it coming up right
after this. Ah, family, Sorry, I said that wrong. I
meant family looking Jeffrey in the morning. Every holiday season,
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you're obligated to spend time in the same house as
your relatives and sometimes even talk directly to them.
Speaker 2 (22:07):
I mean, yeah, we like most of them, do we?
Speaker 5 (22:11):
Nothing dramatic or traumatizing ever happens when you're around your relatives,
right alcohol.
Speaker 3 (22:17):
Yeah, for sure.
Speaker 6 (22:21):
True.
Speaker 5 (22:21):
Now, it seems every year something is bound to go horribly,
horribly wrong, which is why a new survey ask people
to share their funniest, most dramatic Thanksgiving mishaps. These lists
are always fun, so let's get right to your first one.
Someone said, one year, my grandma ran over herself with
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her own SUV. What I'm sorry what She was getting
food out of the back of her car and put
it in neutral instead of park. Oh my god, it
slowly rolled over her and nobody noticed until they heard
the car finally bump up against the house.
Speaker 1 (22:57):
Oh something Alexis has to work to, you know, like
hitting yourself with your own cars.
Speaker 2 (23:04):
Yeah, impressive, it's like a future goal.
Speaker 5 (23:06):
Yeah, you can still get the insurance money after that, right,
I don't.
Speaker 2 (23:12):
Think you're under you Yeah, you sue yourself.
Speaker 5 (23:16):
Yeah, yeah, it's worth the shot.
Speaker 1 (23:18):
Now.
Speaker 5 (23:18):
I noticed nobody asked if the grandma was okay, Well,
I hope.
Speaker 2 (23:22):
They would share, wouldn't share the story? Yeah, the end
of grandma's life.
Speaker 3 (23:26):
She died immediately, Yeah, just a peace of mind.
Speaker 5 (23:30):
Turns out she was fine. Yeah, but now she isn't
allowed to go outside alone anymore on the holidays.
Speaker 9 (23:36):
Yeah, the kids are supposed to go get the groceries
from the trunk.
Speaker 2 (23:39):
She sold your license, though, don't worry.
Speaker 5 (23:42):
Next up, my aunt wasn't able to come to Thanksgiving
one year because she got busted that morning at a
grocery store trying to shoplift a turkey.
Speaker 3 (23:51):
Whoa are you looking at, Giant?
Speaker 1 (23:54):
I mean you put it in your bra well for
I mean that would be the only solution.
Speaker 5 (24:00):
Giant un in the front. Okay. The craziest part is
our family already had one at the time of her arrest.
It was literally coming out of the oven while she
was stealing it. But my aunt wanted another.
Speaker 2 (24:13):
Okay, two turkeys, I see it.
Speaker 6 (24:15):
Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 5 (24:16):
These are the funniest, most dramatic Thanksgiving mishaps that people
had to suffer through, and they shared them in this survey.
Speaker 1 (24:23):
I love that the first two involved jail time and
a really terrible Yeah.
Speaker 5 (24:29):
Let's see if it gets even worse, because this one
says it was my first time hosting dinner and somehow
I caught the turkey on fire. Oh no, that happens,
She says, I ran out of my apartment with the
turkey in the pans, still on fire.
Speaker 2 (24:42):
Well, at least it's not in the apartment anymore.
Speaker 5 (24:44):
Yeah, and I proceeded to, without thinking, toss the whole
thing into the dumpster, which also caught fire. We ended
up only eating sides that night, but it's remembered as
being are literal dumpster fire Thanksgiving. That's kind of special.
Speaker 1 (25:07):
I like how she said the bar so high on
her first Thanksgiving too.
Speaker 5 (25:10):
Yeah, here's a nice short. One says one year, my
grandma accidentally rubbed the turkey with dish soap instead of
oil might have been one of the funniest but most
upsetting things I've ever witnessed.
Speaker 9 (25:22):
Hey, then soap does clean.
Speaker 3 (25:24):
Birds like the dust?
Speaker 2 (25:25):
Oh yeah, they show that on that.
Speaker 5 (25:28):
But that's when the feathers are on. Probably makes a
little bit of a difference.
Speaker 1 (25:33):
That's why you could never store your just soap in
the same type of thing that you store your your oil.
Speaker 5 (25:39):
I never thought about that before. Another one says, I
thought it'd be funny prank to put a rubber chicken
inside the oven on Thanksgiving, assuming my mom would open
it and see it, and she'd laugh and laugh.
Speaker 3 (25:52):
Why she's gonna put the turkey in?
Speaker 5 (25:54):
Yeah, yeah, thirteen year old me didn't realize that normal
adults usually preheating oven before replacing the turkey inside the spoiler,
No one laughed.
Speaker 2 (26:05):
I bet it smelled grain.
Speaker 5 (26:08):
These are the most dramatic Thanksgiving mishaps that people have
ever had when celebrating with family. Another one says, my
four year old sister at the time was sitting next
to our grandma at the table. After taking a bite
of something, she said, my tongue hurts, to which my
grandma replied, all will come over here and let me
kiss it to make it feel better your tongue. But okay,
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you understand the sentiment. The moment their lips touched, my
sister vomited directly into my grandma's mouth.
Speaker 2 (26:44):
What is happening?
Speaker 5 (26:46):
My dad burst into laughter, and my grandma ran to
the bathroom. Seconds after she stood up, a two by
two foot square chunk of ceiling caves in and falls
directly onto her chair.
Speaker 2 (26:59):
Hard did the vomit just save Grandma's life?
Speaker 5 (27:02):
Somehow, my barfy little sister was the hero of the night.
Speaker 8 (27:06):
Wow.
Speaker 3 (27:06):
Wow, I still don't think she was.
Speaker 2 (27:09):
I'm still over the grandma kissing the tongue.
Speaker 12 (27:11):
I know.
Speaker 1 (27:12):
I think I'd rather be hit by the ceiling than
get vomited in my mouth.
Speaker 3 (27:16):
Yeah, I think it was all bad.
Speaker 5 (27:18):
I think that might be the follow up to the
dish soap turkey story.
Speaker 2 (27:21):
Oh that makes sense. Why got sick?
Speaker 5 (27:24):
May have been the end? Speaking early time for one
more Thanksgiving tragedy, says I was at my uncle's house
for Thanksgiving. His wife decided to play their wedding video
for everybody right after dinner since it was their anniversary weekend.
Speaker 2 (27:37):
Okay, okay, I.
Speaker 1 (27:38):
Mean I guess, but you don't want to sit through
somebody else's video whatever.
Speaker 5 (27:41):
Of wine ready for it, but yeah, So she looked
for half an hour to locate the videotape and gathered
a group of twenty five to watch it in the
living room. In the video, right as she's starting to
walk down the aisle, the video goes fuzzy, then cuts
to NASCAR driver Dale Earnhardt's funeral. Apparently, my uncle Joe
(28:02):
used that tape to record Dale funeral, but.
Speaker 2 (28:08):
It's probably the only copy they have. Yeah, it's not
like it's digital.
Speaker 5 (28:12):
Yeah, it's on a VHS. It's for everybody froze in
complete shock, and I started laughing. It felt like I
was in a sitcom, but it was real life.
Speaker 1 (28:23):
So I wonder if they stayed and watched Dale Earnhardt's funeral.
Speaker 5 (28:27):
Yeah, somebody didn't even realize it was the funeral. They
were like, gosh, you look really different. Those were the funniest,
most dramatic Thanksgiving mishaps. People about this suffered through. We
got a phone tab coming up right after this. Is
there any tradition more sacred than messing with a bride
on the week of her wedding?
Speaker 2 (28:48):
Tradition at least not on our show.
Speaker 5 (28:50):
That's as big as it gets. We've done over a
dozen of these and only been able to air four
because the others are still angry about.
Speaker 1 (28:58):
What happens, something borrowed, something.
Speaker 5 (29:00):
We're going to try again today, and this time we're
going to replace the efficient with a backup person. It
has a bad case of dopeticulitis.
Speaker 3 (29:13):
Is this the fifth one?
Speaker 5 (29:15):
If you don't know what dope particulitis is, you're about
to hear it in your phone. Tap right now, say hello,
is this the Cassie that's getting married this weekend? Yes,
soon to be missus Cassie.
Speaker 7 (29:36):
Yes, congratulations.
Speaker 3 (29:38):
First, but my name is Henry Wilde. I'm from efficients.
Speaker 10 (29:42):
Oh okay, Hi, Hi, you know look.
Speaker 3 (29:45):
And you're supposed to have Mark officiate your wedding Saturday.
Is that correct?
Speaker 10 (29:51):
Yes? What's going on?
Speaker 3 (29:53):
Well, unfortunately he had an emergency and his cat actually
got his tongue. What sounds worse than it is.
Speaker 5 (30:04):
He's gonna be okay, he just.
Speaker 3 (30:05):
May may not a frickup freaking not be able to
be there Saturday.
Speaker 5 (30:11):
Oh my god, yeah, he a crick it won't be there.
What are you?
Speaker 13 (30:15):
What are you doing right?
Speaker 3 (30:16):
Now I'm trying to tell you about the replacement that
we're giving you.
Speaker 10 (30:20):
No, no, it's me.
Speaker 3 (30:22):
I'm gonna be your efficient Now.
Speaker 10 (30:24):
What are you?
Speaker 12 (30:25):
What is happening?
Speaker 3 (30:26):
Wait with me feeling in for the wedding? A crickle
crick of what I was talking about earlier?
Speaker 10 (30:31):
Your voice?
Speaker 13 (30:31):
What is happening?
Speaker 10 (30:32):
What are you doing?
Speaker 5 (30:34):
Oh you you heard that?
Speaker 12 (30:37):
Yes?
Speaker 13 (30:38):
I heard it.
Speaker 3 (30:39):
Oh no, that that's just a thing. It's not going
to affect anything. It's just a little that's a what's
it called a frecker prick up?
Speaker 5 (30:46):
What's it called?
Speaker 7 (30:47):
It's just a thing?
Speaker 10 (30:48):
What is that?
Speaker 3 (30:49):
It's called doparticulitis. Have you ever heard of it?
Speaker 10 (30:53):
No, I'm not. I'm not really interested.
Speaker 7 (30:56):
I'm not either.
Speaker 3 (30:58):
It's one of those things that happens like once every
few years. It's kind of like hiccups, like musical hiccups.
I get them, comes in and out, maybe a day,
maybe two, maybe for a freak up, maybe free.
Speaker 5 (31:09):
Days in time, and.
Speaker 3 (31:10):
Then it's, oh my god, I'm sure I'll be fine
for the wedding, don't you worry?
Speaker 13 (31:14):
Are you joking right now? Because I don't want anybody
joking this close to my wedding.
Speaker 3 (31:20):
I've actually done over a hundred weddings myself, and this
don't particulatest. Thing is so minor, and it's never ever
once happened during a sembe ceremony of thing.
Speaker 10 (31:34):
I do you need to stop?
Speaker 13 (31:36):
Okay, you need to stop talking right now.
Speaker 3 (31:38):
I would love to stop stop loving drop it.
Speaker 5 (31:42):
I'd love to stop, but I can't.
Speaker 6 (31:44):
I don't.
Speaker 10 (31:45):
I don't care.
Speaker 13 (31:46):
I don't care if this is some sort of condition,
or you are joking or whatever. You are not officiating
my wedding. We have had this on the books for
a very long time. Who else can I talk to?
Speaker 3 (31:59):
I have no control over what happened with Mark and his.
Speaker 7 (32:02):
Cat and all that stuff.
Speaker 13 (32:03):
I don't care.
Speaker 3 (32:04):
I wait, wait, a freaking freaking.
Speaker 7 (32:07):
Wish it never happened. Stop, don't you wish?
Speaker 3 (32:10):
It's ridiculous things never happened.
Speaker 13 (32:13):
Put me on the phone with someone else.
Speaker 10 (32:15):
They put me on the phone.
Speaker 5 (32:17):
Put me on the phone, put me on the phone.
Speaker 1 (32:19):
What are you doing?
Speaker 13 (32:21):
Ream you understand that my wedding is this weekend?
Speaker 10 (32:27):
Okay?
Speaker 13 (32:27):
I can't have somebody breaking out into song a rap.
Whatever the hell you are doing is not okay. So
we need to fix the problem right now.
Speaker 3 (32:37):
Okay, I hear you. It's your wedding. I want to
help you with whatever you want. And did you hear that.
By the way, I just went five seconds without doing fu.
Speaker 7 (32:47):
I don't care. I don't care.
Speaker 10 (32:50):
Still he doesn't care. I'm hanging up the phone.
Speaker 3 (32:54):
No, your bridesmaid, Candace would hate it if you hung
up right now A bring phone call?
Speaker 5 (33:00):
What yeah, I have her favorite DJ, well radio DJ.
Speaker 7 (33:05):
But not like, oh my god, I mean.
Speaker 13 (33:09):
Right now.
Speaker 3 (33:10):
This is actually Jose from Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.
We're doing a phone tap on you.
Speaker 13 (33:14):
Oh my god, oh my god.
Speaker 5 (33:17):
And I don't care how much you hate me.
Speaker 7 (33:18):
I love.
Speaker 5 (33:23):
I love you.
Speaker 8 (33:30):
Wake Up. Every morning was phone taps weekday mornings on
the twenties Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.
Speaker 5 (33:37):
Over the years, we've had a lot of memorable quirky
listeners appear on this show.
Speaker 2 (33:42):
Yes, we have people like Ruffer, oh.
Speaker 5 (33:46):
Yeah, matt Man, even a guy named Guru Oh yeah.
Very classic. And now we're ready to add another to
the list. Yes, joining the Hall of Fame. Talking about Kevin.
Speaker 2 (34:05):
Quite the yeah, doesn't hit the same.
Speaker 5 (34:07):
Jobs quite a Spiner. It's memorable. Of a name, but
his unique hobby, that for sure is It's one of
the weirdest things we've heard in a while, and we're
wondering if maybe it had an impact on why he
hasn't got another date. You're gonna hear it in your
brand new second Date update featuring Kevin himself that's coming
(34:29):
up next.
Speaker 2 (34:30):
I'll remember it with a horn.
Speaker 5 (34:31):
There you go, Second Date update on the phone. Right now,
we have a return caller who's more than just a man.
He's an artiste. You may remember Kevin from a previous
Second Day call where he decorates the inside of his
(34:52):
fridge as part of a TikTok trend.
Speaker 2 (34:54):
He's a fridgeescape Kevin.
Speaker 5 (34:56):
That's right, Free Escaper. Couldn't be more thrilled to have
him back on the show. Kevin, real quick, could you
remind us what happened the last time you were on
with us for a second Date.
Speaker 6 (35:06):
Well, I had a girl rumming place and I ran
out toilet paper for her.
Speaker 1 (35:12):
Oh yeah, you'd used it in this sculpture that was
inside your fridge, right, yep.
Speaker 6 (35:17):
She didn't like the thought of using the toilet paper
out of fridge.
Speaker 5 (35:19):
Oh yeah, okay, Well.
Speaker 7 (35:21):
Old toilet paper.
Speaker 5 (35:22):
Actually, pro tip that way.
Speaker 1 (35:23):
Yeah, for those reasons, you get ruined art just for
the bathroom.
Speaker 5 (35:28):
Some people are particular about lots of weird things. So
obviously she wasn't your match. But you're back today because
maybe you found yourself a new romantic interest. Is that right?
Speaker 9 (35:38):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (35:39):
Okay, did she get to see your fridge scaping skills?
Speaker 8 (35:42):
No?
Speaker 6 (35:43):
Actually, uh TikTok train kind of died out now, so.
Speaker 2 (35:46):
Oh you're not doing it.
Speaker 6 (35:48):
You only go with the trends.
Speaker 2 (35:49):
You don't do it because you like it.
Speaker 6 (35:51):
No, And yeah, I got a new got a new thing.
Speaker 2 (35:53):
I'm so curious. What's your new hobby?
Speaker 6 (35:55):
Yeah, you guys know microwave modics.
Speaker 1 (35:58):
Microwaveah, sounds like it shouldn't be metal.
Speaker 5 (36:01):
Yeah what is that?
Speaker 6 (36:03):
So what I do is I rearranged the leftover stains
into abstract pieces. The splatter patterns like they tell a story.
Speaker 5 (36:11):
Now, wow, outside your microwave, that's actually you turn that
into like a scene.
Speaker 2 (36:17):
What do you mean?
Speaker 1 (36:17):
Do you like painted onto like what it looks like
you painted onto a canvas or what?
Speaker 6 (36:22):
No? I just leave like soup in their way too long.
And then I take some pictures of it.
Speaker 1 (36:27):
Oh, that would have totally earned you an A in
one of my art classes in college.
Speaker 5 (36:32):
Right back to this new girl. What's her name?
Speaker 6 (36:35):
Her name is Audrey?
Speaker 2 (36:36):
Okay, and how did you meet Audrey?
Speaker 6 (36:39):
I met her at Michaels when I was picking up
some art supplies.
Speaker 5 (36:45):
Shared interests.
Speaker 6 (36:46):
Yeah, it's pretty awesome. Like I was picking up a
jumbo of googly eyes and she was getting some sort
of acrylic paint and uh, yeah, we just started talking
about art.
Speaker 3 (36:56):
The girl is a conversation starter at checkout, for sure.
Speaker 2 (37:00):
I think that's so fun.
Speaker 1 (37:01):
Like our art is so important, you know, especially to
your life. So that's cool that you bonded over that immediately.
Speaker 5 (37:07):
Very true.
Speaker 6 (37:07):
Yeah, just stasd her if she wanted to grab a
drink sometime and she gave me your number, so.
Speaker 7 (37:13):
Well, there you go.
Speaker 10 (37:15):
Isn't that wild?
Speaker 2 (37:16):
Like Michael's the hookup spot?
Speaker 5 (37:17):
I know, it feels like fate. Interviewed in the Arts
and Craft section.
Speaker 2 (37:21):
Michaels is a good place to find a grill, I
mean hot tip.
Speaker 1 (37:24):
Make sure you have the app in the coupons because
you could really save somebody a lot of money.
Speaker 5 (37:28):
All right, Okay, you lost me there. Yeah, it's like
the granny tip. But where did you and Audrey go
for your date?
Speaker 6 (37:35):
Well, the date sort of didn't happen. Oh no, I
feel bad about kind of how I'm down. You know
what happened? Well, I had a reservation at this bar
and we were supposed to meet up there. You know,
I even brought my whole portfolio to show some of
my microwave put mosaics to her because I thought, like
she did, she did gonna appreciate this.
Speaker 5 (37:58):
And Okay, I get.
Speaker 6 (38:00):
There first and I'm waiting for her. Fifteen minutes goes
by twenty thirty, she's not there, and then after one
hour she finally shows up.
Speaker 2 (38:13):
Oh she does. That's shocking.
Speaker 6 (38:15):
There no apology. I mean, I'm super upset at this point,
Like I'm like internally fuming. I decide, you know what,
I'm leaving.
Speaker 5 (38:23):
Whoa some of those artists creative types, not as like
on schedule.
Speaker 3 (38:29):
But being late.
Speaker 9 (38:30):
The no apology, I mean doesn't mean it's excusable, but
at least have some empathy, Like.
Speaker 5 (38:34):
Was there a conversation that happened at all?
Speaker 6 (38:38):
I mean it's just like hi, she said, and I
was like bye, what?
Speaker 5 (38:42):
Oh you wait?
Speaker 2 (38:44):
You didn't explain why you were mad.
Speaker 6 (38:47):
Was she is an hour late?
Speaker 1 (38:48):
I know, but you didn't even give her a chance
to apologize, Like she literally said hi and then you
said bye, Like what if the apology was coming.
Speaker 6 (38:57):
Well, I wasn't. I didn't hear anything. I would that.
Speaker 5 (39:02):
Actually you have to wait till at least after dinner
to get the apology and then you can storm off.
Speaker 1 (39:08):
Are you regretting that because you're calling us to get
her back, right?
Speaker 6 (39:13):
I mean that's the thing, Like, that's why I'm calling
because she did text me after the fact and was
like what you did was rude and you have no
idea what I'm going through.
Speaker 1 (39:27):
I mean she's going it's rude, I will say, Like,
I mean her showing up that late is also rude.
Speaker 5 (39:32):
But like without any texts. Yeah, she didn't even say like,
hey I'm running late.
Speaker 3 (39:36):
That's even happened.
Speaker 2 (39:39):
Yeah, she's got a huge car accident. You left be
where she got to tell you.
Speaker 5 (39:44):
Well, if her finger still works, she could at least.
Speaker 8 (39:46):
Be like it.
Speaker 2 (39:48):
I mean, did you ever find out?
Speaker 6 (39:50):
Not at this point, Like I reached out and like
I don't know if I'm like blocked or what what not?
Because there's just like no response, And.
Speaker 5 (39:59):
Man, I guess I don't I don't know whose side
to be on because they both were kind of balanced rudeness.
Speaker 3 (40:06):
Yeah, yeah, they both have.
Speaker 8 (40:08):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (40:09):
Yeah, it's one of those situations that I think we
could maybe fixed.
Speaker 2 (40:13):
Honestly.
Speaker 1 (40:13):
Yeah, it sounds like it went from zero to one
hundred way too quick in frustration.
Speaker 5 (40:19):
So yeah, Kevin, do you still want to like try
again to get another date with her out of this?
Is that your home?
Speaker 6 (40:24):
Yeah?
Speaker 12 (40:25):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (40:25):
Yeah, like just like a read you Yeah.
Speaker 2 (40:28):
And how are you gonna feel if she doesn't apologize? Still?
Speaker 6 (40:31):
Oh good question. I hadn't thought about okay about that one.
Speaker 5 (40:37):
But she doesn't get to see his Microwave Mosaic portfolio. Yeah,
and that's going to be her loss.
Speaker 1 (40:42):
I bet the tomato soup one is going to be
one of the faves.
Speaker 12 (40:45):
Have you seen it?
Speaker 6 (40:46):
Do you follow me?
Speaker 5 (40:49):
You gotta DM some of the photos though over to
us just on Brooks profile.
Speaker 6 (40:54):
Yeah, okay, out.
Speaker 1 (40:54):
And the oatmeal because that oatmeal always explodes, you know
what I mean?
Speaker 5 (40:59):
This is a totally different segment of the Microwave Mosaic
Art breakdown. We'll do that on your fun Little side
podcast y. Yeah, all right, but now we got to
stick to the second date update. Hopefully get some answers
for Kevin and find out why Audrey didn't show up
for an hour.
Speaker 2 (41:15):
Yeah we're ping.
Speaker 5 (41:18):
I hope we are. We'll do it with your second
date update right after this second date update. You know,
a true artist is able to move between mediums like
Picasso did when he shifted from his blue period into surrealism.
Speaker 2 (41:36):
That's correct.
Speaker 5 (41:39):
Technically, and it was not the right Nobody likes that person, Brook. Okay,
you're not backing down. The point is our listener. Kevin
was able miraculously to move from fridge scapes into microwave mosaics.
Speaker 1 (41:54):
Yeah, show me those splatter patterns.
Speaker 5 (41:57):
He takes photos of abstract soups ladder in his microwave
and posts them online.
Speaker 1 (42:02):
Dude, you should try Butter That stuff explodes like crazy, Kevin.
Speaker 5 (42:06):
She's telling you you're doing your art wrong.
Speaker 2 (42:08):
No, I'm not. I'm excited about it. Jeff, I want
to like.
Speaker 5 (42:13):
You're telling him how to do it.
Speaker 1 (42:14):
Sorry for suggestions, Jeff, I will never suggest anything ever again.
Speaker 5 (42:17):
Suggestion. It is an aggressive suggestion. But Kevin wears his
emotions on his sleeve, and if I'm reading him right today,
he's feeling a little guilty.
Speaker 1 (42:27):
Wow, way to imply how he's feeling, Jeff, Okay, maybe
it should.
Speaker 5 (42:31):
Kevin, Am I in the ballpark?
Speaker 6 (42:34):
Yes?
Speaker 3 (42:34):
This is maybe having an internal struggle here.
Speaker 7 (42:37):
Can we call you back tomorrow?
Speaker 5 (42:42):
The issue is Kevin's date showed up an hour late,
and when she arrived she said hi. Kevin just said
bye and walked away.
Speaker 2 (42:49):
Which I don't blame you, Like waiting an hour is
Oh god, I can't believe you did that.
Speaker 6 (42:54):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (42:54):
Afterwards, though, she did send a text saying you were rude.
You don't even know what I'm going through right now.
So that made Kevin feel like, oops, maybe he messed.
Speaker 1 (43:04):
Up, which is kind of a good life lesson. You know,
you just don't know what people are going through.
Speaker 3 (43:08):
Ever.
Speaker 6 (43:09):
Oh yeah, I mean, as soon as.
Speaker 1 (43:10):
We get her on the phone and we get you
on as well, are you wanting to apologize.
Speaker 5 (43:15):
Or lay into her?
Speaker 7 (43:16):
Oh?
Speaker 6 (43:17):
I do want to hear what she has to say,
which is what I didn't do in the first place. Okay,
And also I really want her to see my portfolio,
right because.
Speaker 2 (43:24):
She's an art lover too. We want to see it too.
Speaker 5 (43:29):
For something else. But anyway, that is the only one
who thought I can't get into the mind of the
artist right now.
Speaker 2 (43:35):
There are a lot of horny, weird men and that.
Speaker 5 (43:38):
Yeah, I'm just gonna call Audrey and hopefully we can
move past the mental images going on.
Speaker 6 (43:42):
There in my head.
Speaker 5 (43:43):
Show All right, here we go. Hello, Hi, is this Audrey?
Speaker 10 (43:52):
Yeah? This is her.
Speaker 2 (43:53):
I'm so excited to talk to her.
Speaker 5 (43:55):
Yeah, we're all excited to talk to Audrey because you're
on a radio show right now called Brook and Jeffrey
in the Morning.
Speaker 2 (44:00):
Welcome to the show, Audrey, Good morning.
Speaker 10 (44:03):
Yeah, no, I'm all set, guys, thank you so much.
Speaker 2 (44:05):
No, no, because it's not a telemarket or call.
Speaker 5 (44:10):
We're doing a segment from our show. This is called
a second date update. Have you ever heard of that before?
Speaker 10 (44:15):
I guess how did you get my number?
Speaker 5 (44:18):
We have a listener named Kevin who says he went out, well,
he almost went out on a date with you recently.
Speaker 10 (44:23):
Oh god, I know, I know.
Speaker 2 (44:26):
It wasn't a good interaction. We know that.
Speaker 10 (44:28):
Yeah, No, I mean did he even tell you what
he did?
Speaker 3 (44:32):
It walked out.
Speaker 5 (44:33):
The full story that we heard is you had planned
date at a restaurant. You were running about an hour late.
There wasn't a whole lot of communication, and so when
you arrived, he just decided to get up and leave.
Speaker 2 (44:44):
Like you said hi, he said bye.
Speaker 10 (44:47):
Yeah. I mean like I showed up and he never
even asked me why it was late. He never checked
to see if I was okay, you know, if I
was going through something interesting.
Speaker 2 (44:58):
He never text.
Speaker 9 (44:59):
Didn't you text him at all, Like, oh my god,
it's fifteen minutes later.
Speaker 3 (45:02):
I should probably say something like I.
Speaker 10 (45:04):
Was, you know, I was going through something, and I
just it wasn't okay. I was going to get there
when I was going to get there.
Speaker 5 (45:08):
That's understandable. And Kevin has looked back on the entire
experience and he feels like he messed up. That's kind
of why we're calling now.
Speaker 10 (45:16):
Okay, Well, what if I told you guys that one
of my parents had passed away that day?
Speaker 2 (45:22):
Oh my god? Oh so sorry, that's terrible.
Speaker 10 (45:26):
Yeah. I mean I tried to pull myself together after
I had like an hour to process it. What And
I made my way over to the restaurant and then
I walked in. He was just so cold to me,
And I know, I.
Speaker 1 (45:39):
Can't even believe that you even yeah, showed up. I
mean maybe you were just in.
Speaker 5 (45:43):
Shocked personally, but for most people, yes, that that is
that's a lot.
Speaker 10 (45:51):
Well. I mean, in my defense, it didn't they didn't
really die, but like it could have, and at least
then like he could have asked me what he should
have asked me, what was wait.
Speaker 3 (46:00):
Wait wait wait wait, hold on die?
Speaker 2 (46:02):
You know she didn't say someone died. She said her
parents died her your parents didn't die?
Speaker 10 (46:07):
Well, I mean I said, what if my parents died?
Like if that was a scenario.
Speaker 5 (46:10):
Oh, that was a theoretical situation. You us.
Speaker 2 (46:14):
I just felt really terrible. Yeah, that was an emotional
roller coaster really for you, I didn't know. We're playing
what it let's emphasize the what if? Maybe stronger next time. Yeah,
I definitely Well, I.
Speaker 10 (46:26):
Mean I was trying to just give an example of
how you don't know what's going on in somebody's life,
you know, like.
Speaker 5 (46:32):
Yeah, okay, you went with a really dark example.
Speaker 1 (46:35):
Yeah, can you just tell us what was going on
with you? I mean, we don't mean to pry personally,
but I just need a recovery, Like it's sadder than that.
Speaker 4 (46:43):
I don't know if I want to know, what was
the real reason.
Speaker 5 (46:46):
That you were an hour late?
Speaker 10 (46:47):
I don't know. Maybe if Kevin were to ask me,
then maybe i'd answer him, But I don't think it's
really any of your business.
Speaker 11 (46:53):
Okay, Well that that works, sure, it Actually it works perfectly,
because Kevin is on the phone on the other line
right now, waiting to talk to you.
Speaker 2 (47:07):
He almost felt like the worst person in the world
with that parent.
Speaker 6 (47:12):
What did happen? I still don't really understand. I get
it that maybe you were going through something, you know.
I feel bad that I didn't give you a chance
to explain yourself.
Speaker 2 (47:21):
She's still there.
Speaker 10 (47:23):
I mean, well, what if I told you that my
parents passed?
Speaker 5 (47:32):
He heard that part, Audrey.
Speaker 10 (47:34):
Wait, you were here the whole.
Speaker 5 (47:35):
Time, Yes, so he knows that that's not true.
Speaker 6 (47:42):
Yeah, So why were you really late?
Speaker 10 (47:46):
If you really want to know, I kind of just
forgot about it.
Speaker 5 (47:51):
Okay, Wait, what's worse, the parents passing or her forgetting
about the Day's pretty close?
Speaker 2 (48:00):
Why is there between? Forgetting is forgivable?
Speaker 8 (48:05):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (48:06):
I forget stuff all the time. If I don't put
into my calendar like you got to be honest about it.
Speaker 10 (48:13):
Well, because he had he had texted me, you know,
where are you? And then that's when I realized, like,
oh god, I forgot I'm supposed to want a date
with that curly haired art guy.
Speaker 6 (48:21):
And I.
Speaker 10 (48:24):
Realized, and then I tried to get ready, and you know,
like I where we were meeting wasn't super close, so
I needed time to drive. And I got over there,
and you know, I show up and then all of
a sudden, He's just like bye, And I was like, Okay,
you didn't even give me a chance to say anything.
Speaker 2 (48:40):
What were you going to say?
Speaker 10 (48:42):
I mean, I don't know I was going to say
something about my parents.
Speaker 6 (48:45):
I don't know You're gonna lie to it.
Speaker 3 (48:48):
She's gonna say what it first though?
Speaker 5 (48:51):
I told you, Kevin. How are you feeling hearing all
of this?
Speaker 6 (48:56):
I mean, I'm just kind of like wondering what if
I told her when I was about ready to throw
them off like that I had to go because of
my parents funeral.
Speaker 2 (49:04):
Okay, why are we both growing hypotheticals at each other?
Like really dark one?
Speaker 6 (49:10):
Now?
Speaker 10 (49:10):
I just feel like you're being petty.
Speaker 6 (49:12):
I'm just using the example that you use Audrey for me.
So if I'm being petty, then that's your fault.
Speaker 10 (49:18):
Oh god, okay, no, that's not No. Those aren't even
close to being the same exactly that.
Speaker 6 (49:26):
It's the literal shame.
Speaker 2 (49:27):
Yeah, they're doing it again, though.
Speaker 1 (49:29):
They're trying to out petty each other again, just like
they did that first night.
Speaker 12 (49:33):
I know.
Speaker 5 (49:33):
The thing about a successful relationship is somebody has to
be willing to admit that they were wrong and they
messed up in order to move forward.
Speaker 3 (49:40):
And you both kind of messed up in your own rights.
Speaker 2 (49:42):
Right, it's powerful to apologize.
Speaker 6 (49:44):
No, I mean, you're right, You're right. Somebody needs to apologize.
I'm gonna give her three seconds to do it.
Speaker 5 (49:50):
Oh, Audrey, ball's in you. You want to call out
an apology?
Speaker 10 (49:55):
I think you know that it's going to take me
at least an hour.
Speaker 2 (50:01):
Wow, I don't think so.
Speaker 5 (50:06):
Some nuggets of truth to it, And I can't believe
like that.
Speaker 6 (50:08):
I was actually going to show you my microwave mosaics,
like I've never even shown that to another woman in person.
Speaker 5 (50:14):
Oh wow, Audrey, did you even know he had those?
Speaker 10 (50:20):
He told me about it. He wouldn't shut up about it.
Speaker 6 (50:24):
Well, well, I've said it before, and I'll say it
again by.
Speaker 2 (50:29):
WHOA does want to?
Speaker 7 (50:32):
Kevin?
Speaker 5 (50:32):
You can't say bye because I haven't even asked Audrey
yet if she would like to go out on another
date with you, Because Audrey, if you're up for it,
we would pay for it.
Speaker 10 (50:40):
Oh wow, look at that. I just got a text
that I think my parents.
Speaker 5 (50:45):
Passed the time.
Speaker 2 (50:51):
The information to deliver via text.
Speaker 5 (50:54):
Kevin. At this point, you want to check in with
her and see how she's doing.
Speaker 6 (50:58):
I mean, are you okay?
Speaker 5 (51:03):
She was being sarcastic with you there? Her parents aren't dead,
all right, Kevin.
Speaker 10 (51:10):
I think he stood in front of the microwave too
many times.
Speaker 5 (51:14):
We're never having two artists on the same call ever. Again,
this is too messy.
Speaker 1 (51:18):
Yeah, Kevin, you need a date an accountant.
Speaker 5 (51:22):
Jeffrey in the morning. And that whole call really symbolizes
the state of dating today.
Speaker 2 (51:28):
You think it's that bad, the degree.
Speaker 5 (51:31):
Of pettiness where you just can't let the other person
win or feel good about anything. No mistake will ever
go unpunished in the dating world.
Speaker 1 (51:40):
Oh god, that is a bleak outlook, jeff I thought
you were going to come with something more positive and helpful.
Speaker 5 (51:46):
She completely forgot about the date and then tried to
gaslight him and make him feel guilty by inventing dead parents.
Speaker 1 (51:54):
Is I think that's so understandable to forget like she
actually put effort into still she made it worse.
Speaker 9 (52:01):
Yeah, yeah, yes, But for me, I'd be like, oh
if I'm not important, if you remember our first.
Speaker 3 (52:04):
Date, if you're not excited about it, then important.
Speaker 5 (52:07):
It's showing up an hour late, really putting in a
lot of efforts.
Speaker 1 (52:10):
Well, I mean, I think it's forgivable to forget a date,
like especially a date a person that you had a
brief interaction with. You know, if you don't write it down,
how do you remember. I think that she could have
just been honest, But wait for that.
Speaker 5 (52:24):
There's another theoretical out there that you just can't work
with anymore. Would have been great, but it didn't happen.
I don't know. If this doesn't make you feel optimistic
about love, what will?
Speaker 2 (52:36):
Mosaics were pretty uplifting, say that for sure.
Speaker 5 (52:39):
Field inspired. So make sure to go find our podcast,
Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning Home of the Second
Date Update on Apple, iHeart, Spotify, or wherever you get
your podcasts.
Speaker 8 (52:49):
YouTube do Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.
Speaker 5 (52:54):
I'm sure you've all noticed my last few performances have
just been off.
Speaker 6 (53:03):
Me.
Speaker 5 (53:04):
I know something wasn't right, so I had to go
to the doctors to figure it out. They ran a
bunch of tests. Turns out my throat is too powerful.
So the doctor he prescribed me a couple of things.
One we go vy for my throat for my throat,
trying to tone that back, and then ozempic for a
(53:28):
different body part of mine that also needs to be reduced.
So embarrassing.
Speaker 2 (53:37):
Checking.
Speaker 5 (53:38):
Yeah, hand, I did not even want to have to
say it out loud, but you all made me. Are
you happy? And the only man in the world with
one particular body part on ozempic Jack? Now everybody knows.
I'll do my best to keep it in check with
my brand new song of the week that's coming up
right after this. It's time for my song of the week.
(54:01):
It's Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.
Speaker 2 (54:03):
Love this time of week.
Speaker 5 (54:04):
Jeff and I'm gonna give you all a few hot
stats before the upcoming holiday season.
Speaker 1 (54:10):
Yet you know you're warmed up if you're coming in
with hot stats.
Speaker 5 (54:13):
That's right. Seventeen percent of Americans say it's very likely
someone will argue about politics over dinner this year.
Speaker 2 (54:22):
Definitely, that's a pretty low number.
Speaker 5 (54:24):
Yeah, that's just the very likely. There's somewhat likely, sort
of likely. Yeah, that's the most that's happened.
Speaker 2 (54:32):
That's people saying I'm coming in with a political fight ready.
Speaker 10 (54:35):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (54:37):
Yeah. Meanwhile, in an unrelated note, the average American will
consume three point one alcoholic drinks on Turkey Day three Wow.
And maybe the most shocking stat of all, fifteen percent
of us don't use any gravy.
Speaker 2 (54:55):
They just dry it up.
Speaker 5 (54:57):
Luckily, Brooke makes up for that entire fifteen percent. And
I know what you're probably thinking. You're probably thinking what
I'm thinking. Why aren't there holiday songs about this type
of stuff, the petty stuff?
Speaker 7 (55:11):
Now there is.
Speaker 5 (55:13):
And this isn't gonna be about the wonder of holiday
lights or the magic sound of jingle bells ringing while
angels are singing, or whatever the lyric really is. This
is about the real struggle of what it's actually like
to visit your family and take on the holidays.
Speaker 2 (55:32):
So Jack the anthem we all needed.
Speaker 5 (55:34):
I'm kind of doing a sort of parody medley of
famous holiday tunes. So there's not one big title for it,
but the first one. Well, actually you'll just you'll hear it, Okay,
all right, no spoilers. I'm just gonna point when i'm
ready point. Oh, there's no plane that's flown in these
(55:59):
light de what that air poured announcement?
Speaker 10 (56:06):
Say?
Speaker 5 (56:06):
Who knows? Tsay? Felt me up like we were on
a date. When they frisk your leg, it's frowned on.
If you moan, I've been camped outside of gate B three,
(56:35):
just sleeping on the floor on a diet of Cinta
bonds and Miller lines. The third time they changed the
gate on me, I hit the airport bar once more.
Hudson News. I bought some chicklets. They cost more than
(56:56):
my plane tickets to flying coach means there's no chance
of personal space and you're always the lowest boarding zone.
They say. Only the Epstein files had more delays for
(57:18):
the holidays to be faster if you drove. Just hear
the family bickering viewpoints differing to see you Uncle Ned
Turner att or as he yells what they said on
Fox News. There will be loud name calling in in
lost squabbling feuds our family get togethers like a Jerry
(57:43):
Springer ven you stir it up, whip it up, serve
it up. Oh no, where did the cat go?
Speaker 3 (57:51):
Why do what?
Speaker 5 (57:51):
Hear me owing from the stove. Pour a cup, fill
it up, tear it up. Granddad, the fifth yeager he's had.
His bladder is small, so we all saw him. You said,
dog's potty pad. My dad's new girlfriend, Zoe. It's weird
because she's only nineteen. So when my sister met her,
she said, hey, home wreckers home. This bird is so enormous,
(58:15):
like a big brontosaurus. It's huge. As we break bread together,
let's address Zoe's daddy issues. I read an article in
the New Yorker that says eating meshed potatoes too fast
can spike your stress hormone. My vegan step and had
their complaints out their sever tofu got way too jiron
(58:36):
quick my cousin, but was stopped after round the base
two at dinner, lungs are choking, We're we're all smelling
smoking the room. Mom left her gloves in the oven
til the flames had the kitchen comesumed. Grandma left and
said she's going too sears.
Speaker 3 (58:56):
Waits not close.
Speaker 5 (58:57):
We think she probably meant jac in her launch hair
with a case of white claws. She's a door busting
Black Friday bargain fiend.
Speaker 8 (59:09):
I've been here in three In her.
Speaker 5 (59:12):
Handbag, she got cube bonds, her Rascal scooter by.
Speaker 8 (59:17):
The door, got a V eight engine.
Speaker 5 (59:20):
When they opened up, she floored it and plowed over
a family of four. Later on Black Friday morning, both
my grandma's eyes were black, clutching to a cheap air
frar with her cane carved to a shive over her back. Hello,
(59:46):
Grandma just got trampled for a blender, got back up
and shooked a mama free. She's my bargain hunting named Janana.
So the blood stains on, Oh my DearS, don't bother me.
Speaker 2 (01:00:02):
Then away from the legos that you tramp. God good
you brought us through the entire holiday.
Speaker 5 (01:00:14):
Yeah, it's gonna be a fun one this year.
Speaker 7 (01:00:16):
It always is.
Speaker 2 (01:00:18):
I'd say highlights, but really they're low lights. But they're
really the parts that you remember absolutely.
Speaker 5 (01:00:22):
You know, that's what the holidays are really all about.
So you can text into seven eighty five nine too
and tell us what you thought about the song of
the week. We'll post the video up with all the
lyrics on all of our socials. Just find us at
Brooke and Jeffrey on YouTube and TikTok and instead.
Speaker 2 (01:00:34):
Everywhere you know and share with all your uncle Ned's
out there.
Speaker 3 (01:00:37):
Yeah, Thanksgiving.
Speaker 5 (01:00:40):
Yes, your dad's new girlfriend is gonna love it.
Speaker 3 (01:00:43):
I love this show.
Speaker 5 (01:00:45):
That's your song here the week, Happy Thanksgiving everybody. We're
gonna do a phone tap right after this. Christina is
a new player with us on the phone today. She
is married with two kids, both teenagers. She works full
time in tech, but also owns a mini donut food
(01:01:09):
truck on the side. Christina, is it possible you could
just park that in my mouth later, just the whole truck?
Speaker 10 (01:01:16):
Probably I could probably arrange that.
Speaker 2 (01:01:18):
Yeah, I guess you like the most popular teen mom ever.
Speaker 12 (01:01:22):
Absolutely, as long as I have donuts in my hand.
Speaker 5 (01:01:25):
Absolutely, do you have like a specialty donut that you
serve from your truck?
Speaker 12 (01:01:30):
So our favorite is the maple bacon, and people go
crazy for it, but you'd be surprised. People also just
love traditional chocolate with sprinkles, or the ever popular with
the young folks is the fruity pebble one.
Speaker 5 (01:01:45):
Yeah, man, all right, Well, we Unfortunately we have to
bring Donut Talk to an end for the day because
we got to play a game here.
Speaker 3 (01:01:53):
I could go for a hot guy.
Speaker 5 (01:01:54):
I know it's such a bummer, but we have thirty
seconds on the clock to answer as many questions as
possiblef you don't know when you can say pass. You
have to be brook outright if you want to win.
Are you ready? Yes, let's do it. Your time starts now.
Carly ray Jepson celebrates a birthday today. What twenty twelve
song of hers sold eighteen million copies. Gorgonzola, rochefort, and
Danish are forms of what type of cheese?
Speaker 6 (01:02:18):
Uh? Jeers?
Speaker 5 (01:02:21):
What specific type of dress? Was popularized in the nineteen
twenties by women dancing to jazz, which US state produces
the majority of America's lobsters. Main Boxing Day is a
British holiday celebrated after what American holiday?
Speaker 10 (01:02:39):
Oh it's Christmas?
Speaker 5 (01:02:40):
Well done, now brooks back into the studio here terrible?
Oh you did great?
Speaker 6 (01:02:45):
Is nice?
Speaker 7 (01:02:46):
Christina?
Speaker 5 (01:02:46):
Come on, it says this year, Christina, you're going to
be hosting Thanksgiving for anywhere between ten to twenty people.
You're not sure who's coming.
Speaker 12 (01:02:57):
Well, you don't know what family drama's gonna unfold, so
you know, we just keep it open. Everyone's invited.
Speaker 5 (01:03:03):
Are you the source of the drama?
Speaker 8 (01:03:05):
No?
Speaker 5 (01:03:08):
Come on, guys, of course, donuts solve problem.
Speaker 2 (01:03:10):
Do you stuff your turkey with donuts?
Speaker 6 (01:03:13):
No?
Speaker 10 (01:03:14):
That's a shot though.
Speaker 5 (01:03:15):
Hey, Christina, take a break for a second because it's
Brooks turn Brook You ready, Yes, your time starts now.
Carli Rai Jebson celebrates a birthday today. What twenty twelve
song of hers sold eighteen million copies? Probably maybe Gorgonzola,
roquefort and Danish are forms of what type of cheese?
Speaker 2 (01:03:32):
Mock meat cheese?
Speaker 6 (01:03:33):
Well?
Speaker 2 (01:03:33):
What type of cheese? Oh, it's just gonna be cheese.
There are a hard cheese there.
Speaker 5 (01:03:39):
Yeah, I can know what to tell you. What specific
type of dress was popularized in the nineteen twenties by
women dancing to jazz flapper dresses, which US state produces
the majority of America's lobsters.
Speaker 2 (01:03:51):
I means it's probably gonna be Alaska.
Speaker 7 (01:03:58):
Lobsters.
Speaker 5 (01:03:58):
It's okay, let's let's let brook question herself for another
five minutes.
Speaker 1 (01:04:03):
I thought you were going to ask me what they were,
and I was like, those are cheeses, Jozz, they're probably
blue cheeses.
Speaker 2 (01:04:08):
That's why she didn't get too full of myself.
Speaker 5 (01:04:10):
Let's go to the scoreboard, and sier Boll did with
Jose getting drunk in the morning. Who are you, Kathy Lee.
Speaker 3 (01:04:15):
Kissels, Christina, you got too correct today?
Speaker 10 (01:04:21):
Oh it's pretty good.
Speaker 5 (01:04:23):
Oh my Brook three correct? Barely wish so close? Christina
just barely wasn't enough. Let's go over the answers. It's
Carl Ray Jebson's birthday in twenty twelve. Her song Call
Me Maybe sold eighteen million copies and it's haunting us
to this day.
Speaker 2 (01:04:42):
I love it, but I feel like it's that that
decade's mbop.
Speaker 5 (01:04:46):
Yeah, it just won't go away. Gorganzola, rochefort and Danish. Yes,
they are types of cheeses. Brook blue Cheesesay, Christina said
cheese to. The specific type of dress popularized in the
twenties by women dancing to jazz were flapper dresses. Majority
of America's lobsters come from Maine. Over eighty percent of
all lobsters in America are from there.
Speaker 2 (01:05:06):
That's a lot.
Speaker 5 (01:05:07):
Boxing Days, a British holiday celebrated after which American Holiday Christmas.
I love that we're calling Christmas American only. Yeah, I
own it.
Speaker 3 (01:05:17):
Started in Germany.
Speaker 5 (01:05:18):
Christina, thank you so much for being on. It wasn't
enough to beat brook, but just for playing, we are
going to give you a pair of tickets to Holiday
Magic at the Washington State Fair Events Center. Step into
a glittering wonderland this December and experience why Holiday Magic
is the region's fastest growing holiday tradition. It starts December
fifth and then runs on select dates through December twenty third.
Speaker 12 (01:05:38):
Thank you so much, and Brooke, you're such a great player.
Speaker 10 (01:05:42):
I love you.
Speaker 2 (01:05:44):
You're so lovely too.
Speaker 5 (01:05:45):
Yeah, what about that host that did this segment, he's
pretty cool.
Speaker 6 (01:05:49):
Oh my gosh, for sure, Christina, come back.
Speaker 5 (01:05:52):
And play again soon. We're going to do win Brooks
Bucks same time on Monday
Speaker 8 (01:05:56):
Brooking Jeffrey in the morning.
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Brooke Fox
Jeffrey "Young Jeffrey" Dubow
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