June 20, 2025 • 18 mins
One of our listeners DEFINITELY regrets a story he told on his date, and you’re gonna want to hear how he tells it in the Second Date Update podcast!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Hey, it's Brigan Jeffrey and you have found your brand
new second Dy podcast Yes Friday, to get you through
whatever you need to today or just make you laugh.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
That's it.
Speaker 1 (00:08):
That's the goal here. And this actually is really funny.
It is. It's a really funny one. I think you're
really going to enjoy it.
Speaker 2 (00:14):
You know, this guy was definitely worried about a story,
an old story he told that he thought would be
funny that you know, he came off as a freeloading criminal.
Speaker 1 (00:22):
But whatever she did. Laugh, it happens, It happens, It happens.
You're gonna do the whole thing. And we always love.
Speaker 2 (00:27):
To read your comments because it really means so much
to us that you take time out of your day
to write them.
Speaker 1 (00:32):
So, alexis, what do you like?
Speaker 2 (00:33):
I saw one from olin A who said the only
thing that should have been offered to him was a
therapy session.
Speaker 1 (00:39):
My god, about past second.
Speaker 2 (00:41):
Date, and I'm thinking, what if we did offer therapy
in dinner it would be a really good Like, instead
of the gift certificate, you get just a therapy session.
Speaker 3 (00:48):
You're trying to destroy the show.
Speaker 1 (00:51):
That's a good point.
Speaker 4 (00:52):
No one get therapy and requesting dates from most second dates.
Speaker 1 (00:57):
Meant disable people don't call radio stories. All right, I
see you, Jose. All right, your brand new second date
starts right now.
Speaker 3 (01:07):
Second date update.
Speaker 5 (01:10):
You ask anybody and you'll get a lot of different
responses for what's the best time of day for a date?
Oh yeah, because I mean you have the traditional seven
o'clock dinner plans people.
Speaker 3 (01:23):
I'm literally going to see seven pm.
Speaker 5 (01:25):
But then you also have the hikers and bikers who
are like, ooh, five in the morning, let's wake up
early and go for a ride together while the sun
rises on my tandem two person speed bike.
Speaker 4 (01:36):
Wait, but I gotta get up at two am first
to work out.
Speaker 6 (01:39):
Before or five?
Speaker 5 (01:41):
Yeah, our listener res he might fall somewhere in the
middle of those based on what he chose to do
for his first date the other day, So let's talk
to him about it.
Speaker 3 (01:51):
Rez, Welcome to the show.
Speaker 7 (01:52):
Hey guys, thanks for having me.
Speaker 3 (01:54):
Hey you doing.
Speaker 2 (01:55):
Oh we're pretty good. Yeah, good time of day to
do the show.
Speaker 5 (01:58):
Yeah, what time of day do you like to go
on your dates?
Speaker 7 (02:01):
Res, I'm a gentleman, so I like to go at
whatever time is convenient for my date.
Speaker 1 (02:09):
I was like, Okay, so you asked them when would
be best?
Speaker 7 (02:17):
Yeah exactly.
Speaker 5 (02:18):
Like, so tell us about this woman that you met recently,
what's her name and what time did she want to
go out?
Speaker 7 (02:24):
So this woman's name is Katrina, and she said she
was free on a Sunday and kind of left me
with that, and I was like, well, like Sunday is
brunch day.
Speaker 1 (02:36):
Yeah, I think a great date.
Speaker 7 (02:39):
Yeah exactly. So we did like a Sunday brunch buffet
that I really love that been to before, and so
we met at the place and we hit it off
like immediately, and I was like, on my best behavior,
you know, I wanted to be a total gentleman, like
opened the door, pulled her chair out, really really was
(03:01):
like into this girl.
Speaker 5 (03:02):
You know a lot of people like to get rowdy
and go wild at brunch. So it's good that you
reeled it in and held yourself in check.
Speaker 4 (03:09):
Don't push her into the door, open it for her.
Speaker 3 (03:11):
Okay, put into it. Let her go first for the
omelet section. She gets to do her choice. That's really
nice of it.
Speaker 1 (03:18):
That's cute. I mean, were you able to connect?
Speaker 3 (03:20):
Yeah, for sure.
Speaker 5 (03:22):
I know Brooke wants to know about your connection and
if there was like a vibe going on we're doing.
I'm more curious about what the selection was like at
that buffet.
Speaker 1 (03:31):
You want to know if there's crab legs or not.
I do.
Speaker 4 (03:35):
I'm glad you're asking you if it was like a
oyster like a seafood buffet.
Speaker 2 (03:40):
I do love when they have when they have a crash.
Speaker 5 (03:43):
Because you said it's a breakfast buffet, So does that
mean it's all serve yourself or is there a menu
that you can order off of? Like I need a
new spot to hit up.
Speaker 7 (03:53):
I mean, this is my secret spot. I'm not telling anyone. Yeah,
I'm gay king thing. But there was a carving station
which was sick. I was putting down the bacon, but
shoeses into like a ton of different fruit.
Speaker 1 (04:11):
Usually it's usually just like one fruit salad.
Speaker 3 (04:15):
Yeah, it's like the worst part of the buffet.
Speaker 6 (04:19):
Well, there's a kiwi there.
Speaker 2 (04:20):
Usually kiwis unless it's the real fancy ones have the
smoothie stations.
Speaker 7 (04:26):
Like I said before, like I won't tell.
Speaker 6 (04:28):
You where this place is.
Speaker 7 (04:30):
But the place is legit. It has absolutely everything, all
the fruits.
Speaker 3 (04:34):
And fruit palace. You won't ask questions.
Speaker 7 (04:39):
So being the gentleman that I am. Like, every time
I was either going or coming back, I would ask her, like,
is there anything that I can get you? Running up
getting her bagel, getting there some pineapples?
Speaker 1 (04:52):
Did you describe your trips to the buffet? It sounds
like you two did some damage at this place, which
is good, right. I imagine him just being the serve
her to her honestly.
Speaker 5 (05:01):
Well, get your money's worth. But did anything like awkward
or weird happen?
Speaker 3 (05:06):
Well?
Speaker 7 (05:07):
Like I decided to reveal to her this uh like
age old brunch hack that me and my friends have
or had.
Speaker 1 (05:16):
What is it?
Speaker 7 (05:18):
You know how hotels do continental breakfast for the guests. Yeah,
so like if you just walk into this hotel and
you just walk up to the buffet, sit down, get
your food, sit down, like you know what you're doing,
like you belong there? Do you just eat it in length?
Speaker 2 (05:37):
That's very risky though, because you make your show the
little cupons usually like the little people.
Speaker 1 (05:44):
You wouldn't take her to a hotel, did you?
Speaker 2 (05:46):
No?
Speaker 7 (05:46):
No, I just told her that hack.
Speaker 3 (05:49):
That hack that's actually just an illegal activity. Okay, I
mean the eggs.
Speaker 2 (05:58):
Aren't real anyway, And how old has that waffled been
sitting there.
Speaker 3 (06:02):
Something, jes Yes. How did Katrina reacts to hearing your hack?
Speaker 7 (06:08):
I mean like immediately she just had this look on
her face like I don't know, like my face was
melting off.
Speaker 3 (06:14):
It was not good.
Speaker 2 (06:15):
She's a better person than Yeah, you would think she'd
laugh and talk about like how she got free stuff
in college something, you.
Speaker 3 (06:23):
Know, unless you did it last week. And she probably
assumed that you weren't going to pay for brunch this.
Speaker 1 (06:28):
She's like, wait, have you paid for this meal tonight yet?
Speaker 3 (06:31):
Yeah? Oh yeah.
Speaker 7 (06:32):
I had to backpedal and be like I only did
this when I was seventeen, Like I'm gonna tip like
thirty percent now?
Speaker 2 (06:40):
Yeah, So did the whole energy shift after that combo?
Speaker 7 (06:45):
Yeah? We wrapped up hugs, so really weird. And then
we haven't spoken in.
Speaker 3 (06:50):
Like a whole week.
Speaker 2 (06:52):
YI.
Speaker 1 (06:52):
Have you tried?
Speaker 3 (06:54):
Yeah?
Speaker 7 (06:54):
I reached out. I texted her the next day because
I was kind of like hoping she would text me
later that day being like I had such a good
time or something, and she didn't.
Speaker 3 (07:05):
Think you did this to yourself.
Speaker 4 (07:06):
You taught her how to get free food and she
doesn't need you anymore.
Speaker 1 (07:11):
She's busy. Yeah, she does you a person fish or
teach him to fish? I see you go.
Speaker 5 (07:15):
Well, we'll find out when we call her and see
if she actually stole your brunchhack and is using it
for evil when we do your second date update right
after this.
Speaker 7 (07:24):
Thank you guys, and then hold on.
Speaker 5 (07:27):
Second date update if you're just joining us for the
second date update. We've been talking to res about his
brunch date at a super secret brunch location that he
refuses to disclose on the radio.
Speaker 1 (07:41):
It's very strange how protective he is at this place.
Speaker 3 (07:44):
He's he is, But.
Speaker 5 (07:46):
That's where he took a woman named Katrina recently, and
it was going extremely well until he made the mistake
of speaking specifically speaking about his brunch hack, where you
can get free continental breakfast from hotels if you just
walk in and act like you're staying there.
Speaker 6 (08:05):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (08:05):
Yeah, I mean that's that's stealing it.
Speaker 2 (08:07):
But yeah, but stealing things doesn't cost anything, so that can.
Speaker 3 (08:11):
Be considered a hack. Yeah, if you look at it
in a different way.
Speaker 1 (08:14):
It was an idea.
Speaker 5 (08:16):
It did change the vibe for the rest of their date, though,
because Katrina did not have the best reaction. He's hoping
we can get things back on track. And in an
unrelated note, the CEO of Best Western called in and
wants to speak to you after the segment is over. Okay, Rez,
I gave them your phone number so you can chat later.
Speaker 7 (08:33):
I mean, I had been to nothing, though.
Speaker 1 (08:37):
You already admitted to it.
Speaker 3 (08:38):
Head, we have recorded.
Speaker 2 (08:40):
Evidence, So I'm gonna tell you should ask for a
lawyer if you ever get called in.
Speaker 1 (08:44):
Don't do your own talking, you know.
Speaker 7 (08:46):
I honestly I regret talking about it to you guys,
and I regret talking about on my date.
Speaker 5 (08:51):
This is ruining my life.
Speaker 1 (08:52):
Yes, wow, well that seems dramatic.
Speaker 5 (08:55):
The good news is we don't know if that was
the cause. Sure she could have some other re in
to not be calling you back. But let's dial her
number right now. We'll figure out what she has to say.
All right, great, Hopefully she picks up. And this is
a good time for you to not say anything.
Speaker 3 (09:10):
Okay, All right, here we go. I'm dialar right now.
Speaker 7 (09:22):
Hello.
Speaker 3 (09:24):
Hey is this Katrina? Yes, hey, Katrina, You're on a
radio show right now.
Speaker 5 (09:29):
It's called Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.
Speaker 7 (09:34):
Bye, Hi, welcome to the show.
Speaker 4 (09:37):
I like jeff branched out there for a Yeahtyle.
Speaker 3 (09:41):
I know it really opened up.
Speaker 6 (09:45):
Sorry, I'm on a radio show.
Speaker 5 (09:49):
Yeah, it's called Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning, And
this is a segment that we do. You might be
familiar with it. It's called a second date update.
Speaker 6 (09:58):
I don't know. Is this like a prank?
Speaker 5 (10:00):
No, No, we do those too, Yeah, but this one
is one where we're trying to help one of our
listeners get back in touch with you after you went
on a date with him, a guy named Res.
Speaker 7 (10:12):
Oh.
Speaker 6 (10:13):
Okay, yeah, look, I'm sorry. There's just no way that
I can go out with him again. But thank you
guys for calling.
Speaker 5 (10:18):
No wait, wait, that's okay for you to say that,
but could you maybe give us a little bit more
information on why, because Res is really confused. He told
us about your brunch date, but he's clueless for the reason.
Speaker 2 (10:32):
You might be blowing him off, and you sound real
strong in that conviction there that you don't want to
see him again.
Speaker 3 (10:37):
I don't know.
Speaker 6 (10:37):
I mean I should say he was a really nice guy.
He was very polite. He was like offering to get
any food. We went to this brunch buffet.
Speaker 1 (10:45):
Why wouldn't you want to do that.
Speaker 3 (10:47):
You don't like nice guys?
Speaker 6 (10:49):
No, I like nice guys. He's just missing something missing.
Speaker 3 (10:57):
Did something happen at the buffet that turns you off?
Speaker 6 (11:00):
I mean, yeah, it was. Honestly, it was so weird,
like I've never I've never experienced anything like this before.
It was it was so strange. Like I said, he
was really nice. He's like offering to go get me
food right from the buffet, which was like very gentlemanly
of him. I was like, sure, okay, I'll have like
some candlope. And then I'd see him walking around and
(11:23):
he finally comes back a few minutes later and he's like, oh,
they don't have it. But I could see it from
where we were sitting, Like I could see there was
candlope sitting on like one of the buffet things.
Speaker 2 (11:33):
Maybe he's one of those guys that gets candle open
honeydew mixed up.
Speaker 1 (11:39):
Maybe he's like some men don't know they're melons.
Speaker 3 (11:42):
Okay.
Speaker 6 (11:42):
I mean, I was like, maybe he missed it right,
Maybe he just didn't see it, Like there's a lot
of food there. So I winted to where it was
and I was like, oh, I think I see it
right over there. So he gets up, he walks over there,
and I see him like circling the table and he's
not grabbing the cantlope. And then he brings me back
(12:03):
a bowl of like fairies and he was like, they
didn't have it. So I just got you this. I
hope that's okay.
Speaker 1 (12:09):
Wow, So did you just get up and go get it? Finally?
Speaker 6 (12:12):
Well, no, because I realized I don't think this guy
knows what canalope is, Like, I don't how do you
not know what a candelope is?
Speaker 3 (12:21):
I a tree?
Speaker 6 (12:22):
I was so shocked in that moment. Wow.
Speaker 5 (12:26):
So just to be clear, the big red flag in
your mind was that this is a man who does
not understand what type of fruit canelope is.
Speaker 3 (12:34):
Like that's a big turn off to you him, Like you're.
Speaker 6 (12:39):
A thirty year old man and you've never heard of candleop?
What else has he not heard of you? We're going
to go on a date and he's gonna be like, oh,
I can't read, I.
Speaker 2 (12:45):
Can't read candalop to suddenly the poor man can't read?
Speaker 1 (12:50):
Like that is a wild jump to make.
Speaker 6 (12:53):
Those are basic things though, Like if it's one basic
thing he doesn't comprehend, then what any other basic thing
is going to show up?
Speaker 5 (12:59):
Well, let's ask him what a they're basic things? He
doesn't know and comprehend the math because res is on
the other line of this phone call right now, listening,
waiting to talk to you.
Speaker 6 (13:08):
What are you talking about? He is not?
Speaker 3 (13:10):
He actually is that That's how this segment works.
Speaker 1 (13:13):
He could wait and right enough to email us. So
that's a good sign.
Speaker 5 (13:16):
Well, you get chatchypt to do a lot of that
stuff for you.
Speaker 3 (13:21):
Credits. Are you there? Oh I'm here?
Speaker 1 (13:24):
Oh wow?
Speaker 3 (13:24):
Are you Are you hearing what Katrina is saying about.
Speaker 7 (13:27):
You being fruit shamed?
Speaker 1 (13:30):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (13:30):
Yeah, with good reason, some would argue.
Speaker 6 (13:33):
But yeah, I'm sorry. I didn't know you were on
the phone. They didn't tell me. They just they asked
me the questions. I just said the truth, like you
can't deny it. I obviously would have not said it
like that had I known you were listening. I'm sorry.
Speaker 7 (13:45):
Well I know I know now I googled it.
Speaker 1 (13:49):
Oh yeah, we love a man who learns. Yeah, there,
you know he took your criticism. He's not offended. That's
pretty good.
Speaker 5 (13:57):
Yeah, Katrina, this must feel like growth, right, you've encouraged this.
Speaker 6 (14:02):
I mean, I'm glad he learned. I'm glad that I
was able to help him expand his knowledge, like help
the less fortunate in terms of what they know about fruit. Yeah,
it doesn't change how I feel.
Speaker 1 (14:13):
The less fortunate.
Speaker 3 (14:15):
That is so rude, the fruit illiterate out there. It's
a real problem.
Speaker 7 (14:19):
I feel like I'm Oliver Twist over here, like I'm
low class or something.
Speaker 6 (14:23):
I don't know what a candle?
Speaker 1 (14:24):
Do you hear that literary reference again? Prove the man reads?
Speaker 3 (14:28):
He did say Twist weird.
Speaker 1 (14:29):
Though, this is so weird, like this is not a
class thing. He just didn't know what a cantelope is.
He knows. Now, you guys can go out.
Speaker 3 (14:38):
Again, Katrina.
Speaker 7 (14:39):
I mean, hear me out in the moment, I did
not know what a cantelope was, and you know, like
apparently I should know this, and now I do. Everyone
on the show knows. I know, you know, we're all
on the same page. I'm adaptable. I can learn.
Speaker 1 (14:54):
Look at that that's hard nowadays.
Speaker 7 (14:57):
I was just never round canelope. But like that doesn't
seem like enough of a reason not to like community.
Speaker 6 (15:04):
I mean, I appreciate you saying that. And I don't
mean to fruit shame you. It's just a thing that
I immediately felt like a yak about you not knowing
that basic thing, and I I appreciate you taking the
time to do the research. I wish you would have
gone to the bathroom and googled it instead of like
running around and like god to.
Speaker 1 (15:26):
Get new candalope.
Speaker 5 (15:29):
Well, desperate times call for desperate measures sometimes. But but Katrina,
I mean, in a lot of relationships, a big part
of it is doing new things and exploring new things together.
That could be your journey with res and educating him
through all of the different types of fruits that exist
in the world.
Speaker 1 (15:45):
The rest know a lot of stuff that you don't
know yet too, you know, on the flip side, oh vegetables.
Speaker 2 (15:51):
Nobody means to that saying you learn new interests and
new stuff through people.
Speaker 1 (15:56):
That you date.
Speaker 5 (15:56):
Are you willing to keep an open mind and give
res one more chances? And we would pay for it
if you'd go out with him another time.
Speaker 6 (16:03):
I just think it's weird, Like it's his brunch place.
He brought me there. They have a lot of candalope there,
Like I feel like he should have known it.
Speaker 1 (16:10):
Okay, we can't. We can't get over this one.
Speaker 4 (16:15):
Word in the future.
Speaker 3 (16:16):
I know.
Speaker 2 (16:16):
It's like such a small hill to climb, you know,
to jump over this moment.
Speaker 5 (16:21):
Everybody is different, Brooke. It's not your life that we're
living here. Katrina has standards in One of the standards
is canalope, or at least knowing what a canalope is. So, Katrina,
I'm assuming that it's a no from you. That's kind
of what I'm hearing.
Speaker 6 (16:35):
Yeah, I just I don't think I can get plf it.
Speaker 4 (16:37):
Okay, what if he can name ten fruits right now?
He app.
Speaker 3 (16:44):
I was kidding.
Speaker 1 (16:50):
There's no way he's picking guava out of a table.
There's no.
Speaker 3 (16:54):
He just googled fruits right now and he's just looking
it up.
Speaker 4 (16:58):
It's alphabetical, apple, banana, cherry.
Speaker 5 (17:03):
Nice try right, Brooking Jeffrey in the morning, Brooke, this
might surprise you, but I kind of agree with you
on this whole canalope situation.
Speaker 1 (17:11):
Oh you've come to my side.
Speaker 3 (17:13):
Well, I agree.
Speaker 5 (17:13):
It's a small problem that she should probably get over.
Speaker 2 (17:18):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (17:18):
Sure, but it's more than just he doesn't know the
name of one fruit. What is it that like this
is just a small slice of a larger picture that
Katrina is recognizing. Where she's thinking, God, if he doesn't
know something as basic as this, how is he gonna
fit into the rest of my life? Like with my
upscale friends and my melon loving parents will accept him?
(17:39):
Like what else am I getting myself into? That's where
her mind was at.
Speaker 4 (17:42):
What's gonna happen? And someone hands are a kumquat? She
has no idea what to do. I don't even know
what a kum quat looks like.
Speaker 5 (17:48):
Yeah, so it's like she's looking down the road of
like other problems that are gonna be arising if he doesn't.
Speaker 1 (17:55):
Know this making problems. The real problem is how much
fruit she's eating at breakfast and said, pancakes and baked
you must spend a lot of time in the bathroom.
Speaker 3 (18:07):
Yeah, I'm with you on there. Should have eaten more meats.
Speaker 5 (18:09):
But still, you gotta respect people for where their line
is drawn.
Speaker 3 (18:13):
That's where she draws the line.
Speaker 2 (18:14):
No, camelope, I guess it's a very very short line.
Speaker 5 (18:18):
Well, plus you have to wait in the embarrassment too
of telling her friends she decided to go out with
melon boy again. That's hard to come back from, but
hopefully we can help you come back. If you're struggling
to get a second date, email the show. We'll call
that person who's not calling you back and go check
out all of our Second Day podcasts wherever you get
yours at Brooke and Jeffrey
Hey, it's Brigan Jeffrey and you have found your brand
new second Dy podcast Yes Friday, to get you through
whatever you need to today or just make you laugh.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
That's it.
Speaker 1 (00:08):
That's the goal here. And this actually is really funny.
It is. It's a really funny one. I think you're
really going to enjoy it.
Speaker 2 (00:14):
You know, this guy was definitely worried about a story,
an old story he told that he thought would be
funny that you know, he came off as a freeloading criminal.
Speaker 1 (00:22):
But whatever she did. Laugh, it happens, It happens, It happens.
You're gonna do the whole thing. And we always love.
Speaker 2 (00:27):
To read your comments because it really means so much
to us that you take time out of your day
to write them.
Speaker 1 (00:32):
So, alexis, what do you like?
Speaker 2 (00:33):
I saw one from olin A who said the only
thing that should have been offered to him was a
therapy session.
Speaker 1 (00:39):
My god, about past second.
Speaker 2 (00:41):
Date, and I'm thinking, what if we did offer therapy
in dinner it would be a really good Like, instead
of the gift certificate, you get just a therapy session.
Speaker 3 (00:48):
You're trying to destroy the show.
Speaker 1 (00:51):
That's a good point.
Speaker 4 (00:52):
No one get therapy and requesting dates from most second dates.
Speaker 1 (00:57):
Meant disable people don't call radio stories. All right, I
see you, Jose. All right, your brand new second date
starts right now.
Speaker 3 (01:07):
Second date update.
Speaker 5 (01:10):
You ask anybody and you'll get a lot of different
responses for what's the best time of day for a date?
Oh yeah, because I mean you have the traditional seven
o'clock dinner plans people.
Speaker 3 (01:23):
I'm literally going to see seven pm.
Speaker 5 (01:25):
But then you also have the hikers and bikers who
are like, ooh, five in the morning, let's wake up
early and go for a ride together while the sun
rises on my tandem two person speed bike.
Speaker 4 (01:36):
Wait, but I gotta get up at two am first
to work out.
Speaker 6 (01:39):
Before or five?
Speaker 5 (01:41):
Yeah, our listener res he might fall somewhere in the
middle of those based on what he chose to do
for his first date the other day, So let's talk
to him about it.
Speaker 3 (01:51):
Rez, Welcome to the show.
Speaker 7 (01:52):
Hey guys, thanks for having me.
Speaker 3 (01:54):
Hey you doing.
Speaker 2 (01:55):
Oh we're pretty good. Yeah, good time of day to
do the show.
Speaker 5 (01:58):
Yeah, what time of day do you like to go
on your dates?
Speaker 7 (02:01):
Res, I'm a gentleman, so I like to go at
whatever time is convenient for my date.
Speaker 1 (02:09):
I was like, Okay, so you asked them when would
be best?
Speaker 7 (02:17):
Yeah exactly.
Speaker 5 (02:18):
Like, so tell us about this woman that you met recently,
what's her name and what time did she want to
go out?
Speaker 7 (02:24):
So this woman's name is Katrina, and she said she
was free on a Sunday and kind of left me
with that, and I was like, well, like Sunday is
brunch day.
Speaker 1 (02:36):
Yeah, I think a great date.
Speaker 7 (02:39):
Yeah exactly. So we did like a Sunday brunch buffet
that I really love that been to before, and so
we met at the place and we hit it off
like immediately, and I was like, on my best behavior,
you know, I wanted to be a total gentleman, like
opened the door, pulled her chair out, really really was
(03:01):
like into this girl.
Speaker 5 (03:02):
You know a lot of people like to get rowdy
and go wild at brunch. So it's good that you
reeled it in and held yourself in check.
Speaker 4 (03:09):
Don't push her into the door, open it for her.
Speaker 3 (03:11):
Okay, put into it. Let her go first for the
omelet section. She gets to do her choice. That's really
nice of it.
Speaker 1 (03:18):
That's cute. I mean, were you able to connect?
Speaker 3 (03:20):
Yeah, for sure.
Speaker 5 (03:22):
I know Brooke wants to know about your connection and
if there was like a vibe going on we're doing.
I'm more curious about what the selection was like at
that buffet.
Speaker 1 (03:31):
You want to know if there's crab legs or not.
I do.
Speaker 4 (03:35):
I'm glad you're asking you if it was like a
oyster like a seafood buffet.
Speaker 2 (03:40):
I do love when they have when they have a crash.
Speaker 5 (03:43):
Because you said it's a breakfast buffet, So does that
mean it's all serve yourself or is there a menu
that you can order off of? Like I need a
new spot to hit up.
Speaker 7 (03:53):
I mean, this is my secret spot. I'm not telling anyone. Yeah,
I'm gay king thing. But there was a carving station
which was sick. I was putting down the bacon, but
shoeses into like a ton of different fruit.
Speaker 1 (04:11):
Usually it's usually just like one fruit salad.
Speaker 3 (04:15):
Yeah, it's like the worst part of the buffet.
Speaker 6 (04:19):
Well, there's a kiwi there.
Speaker 2 (04:20):
Usually kiwis unless it's the real fancy ones have the
smoothie stations.
Speaker 7 (04:26):
Like I said before, like I won't tell.
Speaker 6 (04:28):
You where this place is.
Speaker 7 (04:30):
But the place is legit. It has absolutely everything, all
the fruits.
Speaker 3 (04:34):
And fruit palace. You won't ask questions.
Speaker 7 (04:39):
So being the gentleman that I am. Like, every time
I was either going or coming back, I would ask her, like,
is there anything that I can get you? Running up
getting her bagel, getting there some pineapples?
Speaker 1 (04:52):
Did you describe your trips to the buffet? It sounds
like you two did some damage at this place, which
is good, right. I imagine him just being the serve
her to her honestly.
Speaker 5 (05:01):
Well, get your money's worth. But did anything like awkward
or weird happen?
Speaker 3 (05:06):
Well?
Speaker 7 (05:07):
Like I decided to reveal to her this uh like
age old brunch hack that me and my friends have
or had.
Speaker 1 (05:16):
What is it?
Speaker 7 (05:18):
You know how hotels do continental breakfast for the guests. Yeah,
so like if you just walk into this hotel and
you just walk up to the buffet, sit down, get
your food, sit down, like you know what you're doing,
like you belong there? Do you just eat it in length?
Speaker 2 (05:37):
That's very risky though, because you make your show the
little cupons usually like the little people.
Speaker 1 (05:44):
You wouldn't take her to a hotel, did you?
Speaker 2 (05:46):
No?
Speaker 7 (05:46):
No, I just told her that hack.
Speaker 3 (05:49):
That hack that's actually just an illegal activity. Okay, I
mean the eggs.
Speaker 2 (05:58):
Aren't real anyway, And how old has that waffled been
sitting there.
Speaker 3 (06:02):
Something, jes Yes. How did Katrina reacts to hearing your hack?
Speaker 7 (06:08):
I mean like immediately she just had this look on
her face like I don't know, like my face was
melting off.
Speaker 3 (06:14):
It was not good.
Speaker 2 (06:15):
She's a better person than Yeah, you would think she'd
laugh and talk about like how she got free stuff
in college something, you.
Speaker 3 (06:23):
Know, unless you did it last week. And she probably
assumed that you weren't going to pay for brunch this.
Speaker 1 (06:28):
She's like, wait, have you paid for this meal tonight yet?
Speaker 3 (06:31):
Yeah? Oh yeah.
Speaker 7 (06:32):
I had to backpedal and be like I only did
this when I was seventeen, Like I'm gonna tip like
thirty percent now?
Speaker 2 (06:40):
Yeah, So did the whole energy shift after that combo?
Speaker 7 (06:45):
Yeah? We wrapped up hugs, so really weird. And then
we haven't spoken in.
Speaker 3 (06:50):
Like a whole week.
Speaker 2 (06:52):
YI.
Speaker 1 (06:52):
Have you tried?
Speaker 3 (06:54):
Yeah?
Speaker 7 (06:54):
I reached out. I texted her the next day because
I was kind of like hoping she would text me
later that day being like I had such a good
time or something, and she didn't.
Speaker 3 (07:05):
Think you did this to yourself.
Speaker 4 (07:06):
You taught her how to get free food and she
doesn't need you anymore.
Speaker 1 (07:11):
She's busy. Yeah, she does you a person fish or
teach him to fish? I see you go.
Speaker 5 (07:15):
Well, we'll find out when we call her and see
if she actually stole your brunchhack and is using it
for evil when we do your second date update right
after this.
Speaker 7 (07:24):
Thank you guys, and then hold on.
Speaker 5 (07:27):
Second date update if you're just joining us for the
second date update. We've been talking to res about his
brunch date at a super secret brunch location that he
refuses to disclose on the radio.
Speaker 1 (07:41):
It's very strange how protective he is at this place.
Speaker 3 (07:44):
He's he is, But.
Speaker 5 (07:46):
That's where he took a woman named Katrina recently, and
it was going extremely well until he made the mistake
of speaking specifically speaking about his brunch hack, where you
can get free continental breakfast from hotels if you just
walk in and act like you're staying there.
Speaker 6 (08:05):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (08:05):
Yeah, I mean that's that's stealing it.
Speaker 2 (08:07):
But yeah, but stealing things doesn't cost anything, so that can.
Speaker 3 (08:11):
Be considered a hack. Yeah, if you look at it
in a different way.
Speaker 1 (08:14):
It was an idea.
Speaker 5 (08:16):
It did change the vibe for the rest of their date, though,
because Katrina did not have the best reaction. He's hoping
we can get things back on track. And in an
unrelated note, the CEO of Best Western called in and
wants to speak to you after the segment is over. Okay, Rez,
I gave them your phone number so you can chat later.
Speaker 7 (08:33):
I mean, I had been to nothing, though.
Speaker 1 (08:37):
You already admitted to it.
Speaker 3 (08:38):
Head, we have recorded.
Speaker 2 (08:40):
Evidence, So I'm gonna tell you should ask for a
lawyer if you ever get called in.
Speaker 1 (08:44):
Don't do your own talking, you know.
Speaker 7 (08:46):
I honestly I regret talking about it to you guys,
and I regret talking about on my date.
Speaker 5 (08:51):
This is ruining my life.
Speaker 1 (08:52):
Yes, wow, well that seems dramatic.
Speaker 5 (08:55):
The good news is we don't know if that was
the cause. Sure she could have some other re in
to not be calling you back. But let's dial her
number right now. We'll figure out what she has to say.
All right, great, Hopefully she picks up. And this is
a good time for you to not say anything.
Speaker 3 (09:10):
Okay, All right, here we go. I'm dialar right now.
Speaker 7 (09:22):
Hello.
Speaker 3 (09:24):
Hey is this Katrina? Yes, hey, Katrina, You're on a
radio show right now.
Speaker 5 (09:29):
It's called Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.
Speaker 7 (09:34):
Bye, Hi, welcome to the show.
Speaker 4 (09:37):
I like jeff branched out there for a Yeahtyle.
Speaker 3 (09:41):
I know it really opened up.
Speaker 6 (09:45):
Sorry, I'm on a radio show.
Speaker 5 (09:49):
Yeah, it's called Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning, And
this is a segment that we do. You might be
familiar with it. It's called a second date update.
Speaker 6 (09:58):
I don't know. Is this like a prank?
Speaker 5 (10:00):
No, No, we do those too, Yeah, but this one
is one where we're trying to help one of our
listeners get back in touch with you after you went
on a date with him, a guy named Res.
Speaker 7 (10:12):
Oh.
Speaker 6 (10:13):
Okay, yeah, look, I'm sorry. There's just no way that
I can go out with him again. But thank you
guys for calling.
Speaker 5 (10:18):
No wait, wait, that's okay for you to say that,
but could you maybe give us a little bit more
information on why, because Res is really confused. He told
us about your brunch date, but he's clueless for the reason.
Speaker 2 (10:32):
You might be blowing him off, and you sound real
strong in that conviction there that you don't want to
see him again.
Speaker 3 (10:37):
I don't know.
Speaker 6 (10:37):
I mean I should say he was a really nice guy.
He was very polite. He was like offering to get
any food. We went to this brunch buffet.
Speaker 1 (10:45):
Why wouldn't you want to do that.
Speaker 3 (10:47):
You don't like nice guys?
Speaker 6 (10:49):
No, I like nice guys. He's just missing something missing.
Speaker 3 (10:57):
Did something happen at the buffet that turns you off?
Speaker 6 (11:00):
I mean, yeah, it was. Honestly, it was so weird,
like I've never I've never experienced anything like this before.
It was it was so strange. Like I said, he
was really nice. He's like offering to go get me
food right from the buffet, which was like very gentlemanly
of him. I was like, sure, okay, I'll have like
some candlope. And then I'd see him walking around and
(11:23):
he finally comes back a few minutes later and he's like, oh,
they don't have it. But I could see it from
where we were sitting, Like I could see there was
candlope sitting on like one of the buffet things.
Speaker 2 (11:33):
Maybe he's one of those guys that gets candle open
honeydew mixed up.
Speaker 1 (11:39):
Maybe he's like some men don't know they're melons.
Speaker 3 (11:42):
Okay.
Speaker 6 (11:42):
I mean, I was like, maybe he missed it right,
Maybe he just didn't see it, Like there's a lot
of food there. So I winted to where it was
and I was like, oh, I think I see it
right over there. So he gets up, he walks over there,
and I see him like circling the table and he's
not grabbing the cantlope. And then he brings me back
(12:03):
a bowl of like fairies and he was like, they
didn't have it. So I just got you this. I
hope that's okay.
Speaker 1 (12:09):
Wow, So did you just get up and go get it? Finally?
Speaker 6 (12:12):
Well, no, because I realized I don't think this guy
knows what canalope is, Like, I don't how do you
not know what a candelope is?
Speaker 3 (12:21):
I a tree?
Speaker 6 (12:22):
I was so shocked in that moment. Wow.
Speaker 5 (12:26):
So just to be clear, the big red flag in
your mind was that this is a man who does
not understand what type of fruit canelope is.
Speaker 3 (12:34):
Like that's a big turn off to you him, Like you're.
Speaker 6 (12:39):
A thirty year old man and you've never heard of candleop?
What else has he not heard of you? We're going
to go on a date and he's gonna be like, oh,
I can't read, I.
Speaker 2 (12:45):
Can't read candalop to suddenly the poor man can't read?
Speaker 1 (12:50):
Like that is a wild jump to make.
Speaker 6 (12:53):
Those are basic things though, Like if it's one basic
thing he doesn't comprehend, then what any other basic thing
is going to show up?
Speaker 5 (12:59):
Well, let's ask him what a they're basic things? He
doesn't know and comprehend the math because res is on
the other line of this phone call right now, listening,
waiting to talk to you.
Speaker 6 (13:08):
What are you talking about? He is not?
Speaker 3 (13:10):
He actually is that That's how this segment works.
Speaker 1 (13:13):
He could wait and right enough to email us. So
that's a good sign.
Speaker 5 (13:16):
Well, you get chatchypt to do a lot of that
stuff for you.
Speaker 3 (13:21):
Credits. Are you there? Oh I'm here?
Speaker 1 (13:24):
Oh wow?
Speaker 3 (13:24):
Are you Are you hearing what Katrina is saying about.
Speaker 7 (13:27):
You being fruit shamed?
Speaker 1 (13:30):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (13:30):
Yeah, with good reason, some would argue.
Speaker 6 (13:33):
But yeah, I'm sorry. I didn't know you were on
the phone. They didn't tell me. They just they asked
me the questions. I just said the truth, like you
can't deny it. I obviously would have not said it
like that had I known you were listening. I'm sorry.
Speaker 7 (13:45):
Well I know I know now I googled it.
Speaker 1 (13:49):
Oh yeah, we love a man who learns. Yeah, there,
you know he took your criticism. He's not offended. That's
pretty good.
Speaker 5 (13:57):
Yeah, Katrina, this must feel like growth, right, you've encouraged this.
Speaker 6 (14:02):
I mean, I'm glad he learned. I'm glad that I
was able to help him expand his knowledge, like help
the less fortunate in terms of what they know about fruit. Yeah,
it doesn't change how I feel.
Speaker 1 (14:13):
The less fortunate.
Speaker 3 (14:15):
That is so rude, the fruit illiterate out there. It's
a real problem.
Speaker 7 (14:19):
I feel like I'm Oliver Twist over here, like I'm
low class or something.
Speaker 6 (14:23):
I don't know what a candle?
Speaker 1 (14:24):
Do you hear that literary reference again? Prove the man reads?
Speaker 3 (14:28):
He did say Twist weird.
Speaker 1 (14:29):
Though, this is so weird, like this is not a
class thing. He just didn't know what a cantelope is.
He knows. Now, you guys can go out.
Speaker 3 (14:38):
Again, Katrina.
Speaker 7 (14:39):
I mean, hear me out in the moment, I did
not know what a cantelope was, and you know, like
apparently I should know this, and now I do. Everyone
on the show knows. I know, you know, we're all
on the same page. I'm adaptable. I can learn.
Speaker 1 (14:54):
Look at that that's hard nowadays.
Speaker 7 (14:57):
I was just never round canelope. But like that doesn't
seem like enough of a reason not to like community.
Speaker 6 (15:04):
I mean, I appreciate you saying that. And I don't
mean to fruit shame you. It's just a thing that
I immediately felt like a yak about you not knowing
that basic thing, and I I appreciate you taking the
time to do the research. I wish you would have
gone to the bathroom and googled it instead of like
running around and like god to.
Speaker 1 (15:26):
Get new candalope.
Speaker 5 (15:29):
Well, desperate times call for desperate measures sometimes. But but Katrina,
I mean, in a lot of relationships, a big part
of it is doing new things and exploring new things together.
That could be your journey with res and educating him
through all of the different types of fruits that exist
in the world.
Speaker 1 (15:45):
The rest know a lot of stuff that you don't
know yet too, you know, on the flip side, oh vegetables.
Speaker 2 (15:51):
Nobody means to that saying you learn new interests and
new stuff through people.
Speaker 1 (15:56):
That you date.
Speaker 5 (15:56):
Are you willing to keep an open mind and give
res one more chances? And we would pay for it
if you'd go out with him another time.
Speaker 6 (16:03):
I just think it's weird, Like it's his brunch place.
He brought me there. They have a lot of candalope there,
Like I feel like he should have known it.
Speaker 1 (16:10):
Okay, we can't. We can't get over this one.
Speaker 4 (16:15):
Word in the future.
Speaker 3 (16:16):
I know.
Speaker 2 (16:16):
It's like such a small hill to climb, you know,
to jump over this moment.
Speaker 5 (16:21):
Everybody is different, Brooke. It's not your life that we're
living here. Katrina has standards in One of the standards
is canalope, or at least knowing what a canalope is. So, Katrina,
I'm assuming that it's a no from you. That's kind
of what I'm hearing.
Speaker 6 (16:35):
Yeah, I just I don't think I can get plf it.
Speaker 4 (16:37):
Okay, what if he can name ten fruits right now?
He app.
Speaker 3 (16:44):
I was kidding.
Speaker 1 (16:50):
There's no way he's picking guava out of a table.
There's no.
Speaker 3 (16:54):
He just googled fruits right now and he's just looking
it up.
Speaker 4 (16:58):
It's alphabetical, apple, banana, cherry.
Speaker 5 (17:03):
Nice try right, Brooking Jeffrey in the morning, Brooke, this
might surprise you, but I kind of agree with you
on this whole canalope situation.
Speaker 1 (17:11):
Oh you've come to my side.
Speaker 3 (17:13):
Well, I agree.
Speaker 5 (17:13):
It's a small problem that she should probably get over.
Speaker 2 (17:18):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (17:18):
Sure, but it's more than just he doesn't know the
name of one fruit. What is it that like this
is just a small slice of a larger picture that
Katrina is recognizing. Where she's thinking, God, if he doesn't
know something as basic as this, how is he gonna
fit into the rest of my life? Like with my
upscale friends and my melon loving parents will accept him?
(17:39):
Like what else am I getting myself into? That's where
her mind was at.
Speaker 4 (17:42):
What's gonna happen? And someone hands are a kumquat? She
has no idea what to do. I don't even know
what a kum quat looks like.
Speaker 5 (17:48):
Yeah, so it's like she's looking down the road of
like other problems that are gonna be arising if he doesn't.
Speaker 1 (17:55):
Know this making problems. The real problem is how much
fruit she's eating at breakfast and said, pancakes and baked
you must spend a lot of time in the bathroom.
Speaker 3 (18:07):
Yeah, I'm with you on there. Should have eaten more meats.
Speaker 5 (18:09):
But still, you gotta respect people for where their line
is drawn.
Speaker 3 (18:13):
That's where she draws the line.
Speaker 2 (18:14):
No, camelope, I guess it's a very very short line.
Speaker 5 (18:18):
Well, plus you have to wait in the embarrassment too
of telling her friends she decided to go out with
melon boy again. That's hard to come back from, but
hopefully we can help you come back. If you're struggling
to get a second date, email the show. We'll call
that person who's not calling you back and go check
out all of our Second Day podcasts wherever you get
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