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Speaker 1 (00:00):
The second date of date. You've ever been just casually
hanging out with someone when suddenly they start to give
you a vibe and you think, wait a second, do
they think that this is a date?
Speaker 2 (00:15):
Oh? Oh, you're not excited about it. I was excited.
Speaker 1 (00:18):
It was just like unexpected.
Speaker 3 (00:20):
Yeah, okay, because you didn't think it was a date.
Speaker 1 (00:22):
Because it happens to me all the time. I'm just
doing my thing in studio and then Brooke will slide
her scarf blanket to the side and show me a
little extra shoulder and lower her glasses down her nose,
and I'm like, hold up, does Brook think that this
is a date?
Speaker 4 (00:38):
I definitely do.
Speaker 1 (00:40):
Excuse me, because you're married first of all us, I'm
young enough to be your son, so that's not gonna happen.
Speaker 3 (00:48):
If I slide my glasses down just because my face
got a little sweaty.
Speaker 1 (00:52):
That's all really okay. I understand I make you in
all sorts of ways, but you need to get over
for it. Because one of our listeners found himself in
an unexpected romantic situation. He's asking us for help today.
His name is Julian. Julian, Welcome to the show Man.
Speaker 5 (01:09):
Hey, how's it going.
Speaker 3 (01:11):
We'll like you to have the expert in Jeffrey on
with you.
Speaker 1 (01:14):
Julian, you don't think this is a date now because
I tend to have that effect on people.
Speaker 2 (01:19):
Brook is showing a lot of old shoulder.
Speaker 3 (01:24):
Julian, I'm sorry.
Speaker 1 (01:25):
Yeah, let's focus not on each other, and let's focus
on the lady you want us to call to day.
Who's she?
Speaker 5 (01:32):
So? Her name is Abby And the date that you're
talking about was unexpected, you know it was that actually
happened like in real life, wasn't off of an app
like every other date.
Speaker 2 (01:42):
Oh whoa cool you are?
Speaker 3 (01:45):
Like, you're a rare man on this segment. Yeah, where'd
you meet?
Speaker 1 (01:49):
Throwback?
Speaker 5 (01:49):
Yeah, I was on a work break and I went
to grab some coffee, you know, downstairs, and there's a
coffee shop right across the street and barista is like,
make my drink and she offers to give it to
me for free.
Speaker 3 (02:03):
Oh really, yeah, Like, I know, how good do you
look that day?
Speaker 5 (02:11):
I mean, hey, you know, I guess I remember to
shave or something.
Speaker 1 (02:15):
Yeah, so is Abby the barista?
Speaker 5 (02:18):
No, no, no, no, no, she's not so yeah. So
so I was a little surprised, but then I looked
behind me and there's this really cute girl which is
Abby behind me, and so I tell the brista, okay,
well I'd like to buy her drink.
Speaker 3 (02:31):
Wow, just shatter the barista's dreams.
Speaker 2 (02:33):
And I think she was probably hitting on you. But
you forward, yeah, that's right, that's.
Speaker 1 (02:42):
Right, that's a good.
Speaker 5 (02:44):
Well she was like, well that's really nice, and so
you know, that opened the door for us to talk.
And you know, I didn't have that much time on
my break, was only like ten minutes or so, but
you know, I asked her, like, hey, do you want
to go sit outside and drink our coffees? And she
said yes. So we did it and it was great.
I mean, it was short, but it was great.
Speaker 1 (03:03):
Is this your date?
Speaker 6 (03:04):
Though? Yeah?
Speaker 5 (03:05):
Why are you like this was the date? This is
the date?
Speaker 3 (03:08):
It was ten minutes long.
Speaker 1 (03:09):
You don't need drinking in casual sex for it.
Speaker 3 (03:17):
But this is just a meeting, Like I feel like
we have forgotten what happens in the real world.
Speaker 1 (03:21):
Really good, just calm down. Maybe we should ask what
did you talk about? Was there some flirtation happening? Date vibes?
Speaker 5 (03:28):
There? We we had a great conversation. So you know,
I'm a big hockey fan and she's not. But she
was like interested in that, and she was like, Oh,
isn't it just guys like punching each other all the time.
And I was like, no, no, it's like there's a
lot more finetse to it.
Speaker 1 (03:43):
And they skate and then punch each other and hit
each other with sticks.
Speaker 6 (03:47):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (03:48):
Did you like parlay that until we should watch a
game together sometime or anything like that?
Speaker 5 (03:53):
So I did not, but I did parlay it into Hey,
i'd like to take you on a real date sometimes.
Speaker 2 (04:00):
I'm glad it was. I'd like to punch you in
the face.
Speaker 1 (04:02):
Yeah, faith off right now, although that would be more
a Brooks Sally for style.
Speaker 2 (04:09):
Oh I'll punch a man whenever you want.
Speaker 1 (04:12):
It doesn't mean it. I mean it sounds a good
a good connection, even if it was a short amount
of time.
Speaker 5 (04:16):
Yeah, exactly. And that's what's so bizarre, because I have
texted her a few times since then. When I called it, like,
I heard her voice on the voice announce I know
it's like her actual number. I don't know if I
just totally misread the situation, or maybe she has a boyfriend.
I don't know, but I'm very confused.
Speaker 3 (04:33):
Did she give you her number after you said I'd
like to take you on a date sometime? Yes, So yeah,
that's been pretty direct, and then she knows the intent
the number giving.
Speaker 1 (04:43):
I mean, aside from hockey, did you guys talk about
anything else?
Speaker 2 (04:47):
Hopefully?
Speaker 5 (04:48):
We talked about breaking bad and Better Call Saul.
Speaker 2 (04:53):
I haven't seen Better Call Saul yet.
Speaker 1 (04:55):
One of the most erotic shows on TV for sure,
The Lawyer. Yeah, that bald spot gets me. Was there
a hug or was there a kiss or.
Speaker 2 (05:06):
A physical vibe?
Speaker 3 (05:09):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (05:10):
Like, was she playing with her hair? Was she smiling?
Was there a lot of eye contact? Was there no
eye contact?
Speaker 6 (05:15):
Oh?
Speaker 5 (05:15):
No, there was a lot of eye contact. She was
playing with her hair. She was smiling.
Speaker 3 (05:20):
So wait, I forget You've reached out and she hasn't
called you back at all. How long is that?
Speaker 5 (05:24):
It's been about a week?
Speaker 3 (05:26):
Oh too long?
Speaker 1 (05:27):
That long?
Speaker 2 (05:28):
But she just forgot. It wasn't a very good forget.
Speaker 5 (05:33):
I mean I left her a message, so I don't
know how she could forget.
Speaker 3 (05:36):
Oh, it takes me more than a week to check
my voicemails. There for at least three weeks before I
actually listen.
Speaker 1 (05:42):
But I texted, okay, well, and let us try giving
her a call. Maybe she'll answer from a number that's
completely unrecognizable. We might have better luck there. We're going
to play a song. Who knows. Try, We're going to
play a song. Come back, try and get your second
date update Right after this, some of us are clearly
(06:05):
flustered in studio today after hearing about Julian's first date
with Abbey, which, to Brooks shock and horror, involved no drinking,
no cooking, drugs in any back alley sheds, and no
fluids exchanged except for the coffee that he bought her
after they met.
Speaker 3 (06:25):
Sure, I always bring fertilizer to my dates and some coughs,
but I'm not saying that everybody has to do that.
It's just strange, like it's ten minutes and they it's
a chance meeting in a coffee show.
Speaker 1 (06:36):
I know, it's crazy. People can have a romantic connection
just talking to each other.
Speaker 3 (06:42):
How is that crazy that we're considering it a date?
Speaker 1 (06:46):
Anyway, did give me a good idea for the coffee
shop fluid exchange?
Speaker 2 (06:53):
I like interesting crowd. I feel like you're.
Speaker 3 (06:56):
Going to be a quad guy.
Speaker 1 (06:58):
Yeah, definitely, what's crowdfund this? Then, but before that, we
got to talk to Julian because it's been a week
since that date happened. He's having trouble locking down date
number two.
Speaker 5 (07:08):
I have to say, I mean, I just felt such
a strong connection with Abby, you know, I mean, it's like,
how often do you have something like this happened? It
just felt like a really great connection. So I'd love
to see her again.
Speaker 3 (07:18):
Yeah, and I think it's a good sign that she
gave you her phone number, like I said, after you
had mentioned that you want to take her out, take her.
Speaker 4 (07:25):
Out, yeah, you said, yeah, and a real number, Yeah, yeah, exactly,
because if she was in a relationship and she just
didn't realize that she needed to tell you that, then
a fake number would have sufficed.
Speaker 1 (07:36):
Right, Okay, well, now's the time to get all those answers.
We're going to dial her number and double check if
it's real, and then ask why she's not calling you
back to get another date.
Speaker 5 (07:44):
All right, all right, thanks, Jeff.
Speaker 2 (07:47):
Are you going to ask her if she wants to
invest in the fluid exchange?
Speaker 1 (07:49):
Well, let's program. I'll get to that obviously, But obviously
we're going to focus on Jewelian here here. Hello, Hey, is.
Speaker 6 (08:07):
This Abby and it is yes.
Speaker 1 (08:11):
Hey, Ibby. My name is jeff from a morning radio
show you may or may not have heard of called
Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.
Speaker 6 (08:18):
Okay, that's okayby, are we on air?
Speaker 1 (08:25):
We are look at you term.
Speaker 2 (08:29):
Here?
Speaker 6 (08:29):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (08:30):
Do you have a background in broadcasting?
Speaker 6 (08:33):
I did an internship in high school.
Speaker 2 (08:38):
You want to run the board more experienced at Alexis.
That's true, So.
Speaker 1 (08:46):
I don't know, it's a I don't know if you
did this at the place where you interned. But we
have a segment on our show called second Date Update.
Speaker 6 (08:55):
No, I'm I'm not familiar with that.
Speaker 1 (08:57):
Okay, Well it's pretty simple. Basically, one of our listeners
reaches out to us after they can't get a hold
of somebody they went on a date with, and they
want to know why. And you are the person we're
reaching out to because you met up with a guy
named Julian the other day.
Speaker 3 (09:13):
Okay, I mean it was a quick meeting.
Speaker 6 (09:17):
Yeah, yeah, I remember, I remember Julian.
Speaker 1 (09:20):
Okay, Okay, Yeah, Julian told us that he thought you're
really cute, thought that things were going well when you
were chatting with each other and he was hoping to
see you again. He doesn't really understand why that isn't
coming to fruition.
Speaker 6 (09:34):
Wait, so he's he's asking you to find out why
I didn't call him, right, because.
Speaker 1 (09:39):
You're not really responding to him.
Speaker 3 (09:41):
Is there a reason or is it just you know,
it's only been a week, maybe you haven't had time.
Speaker 6 (09:47):
I mean I saw that he called, and I've been
just kind of thinking about it.
Speaker 3 (09:50):
But I mean, oh, you're like on the fence.
Speaker 6 (09:53):
Yeah, yeah, kind of on the fence about it.
Speaker 1 (09:55):
Okay, can we ask why? Like what are you on
the fence about?
Speaker 6 (10:01):
Well, I don't know, like what he told you about.
Get it wasn't a date. I mean like we we
met in.
Speaker 7 (10:07):
The line at the coffee shop and the grassa gave
him his coffee for free, and she said thank you
for your work, thank you for the work that you do.
Speaker 5 (10:18):
And he was he was wearing scrubs.
Speaker 3 (10:20):
Oh oh okay, he's like a doctor.
Speaker 6 (10:24):
Yeah yeah, yeah, I agree to do the doctor or
you know, just did something in healthcare.
Speaker 3 (10:28):
Okay, we didn't know that, So that's cool, Like you
wouldn't want to date somebody like that?
Speaker 6 (10:33):
No, No, I mean I did think that was cool.
I thought that was definitely worth taking a couple of
minutes getting to know him better. You know, when he
was like, Heyle, you want to go sit out, find
and half our coffees.
Speaker 2 (10:42):
I'm in between brain surgery?
Speaker 6 (10:44):
Is it?
Speaker 3 (10:44):
I only have ten minutes between bedpants?
Speaker 5 (10:49):
You know.
Speaker 1 (10:50):
I mean for most women hearing that would be the
absolute green light to definitely see them again.
Speaker 7 (10:56):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (10:56):
I mean, it either means he was really successful or
he's really good hearted, like one of those two.
Speaker 1 (11:02):
So where's the disconnect happening?
Speaker 6 (11:06):
Well, he talked about his work a little bit, but
he was talking about like how much he loved his work,
and he was saying that sometimes he can get really
close to his patients and he just loved being able
to help his patients and make them happy. And I
was and I was thinking, that's really really cool. I
got a great vibe from that medical field. Yeah, that's
what I'm thinking, right, And then he asked me for
(11:28):
I'm my number and said he'd like to kick me out.
I gave him that and and we parted ways, and
I was getting to my car and I was just
that look back. I was kind of watching him, and
he was walking across the street going back into his work,
and he he went into one of those waxing salons,
like antic place, like yeah, like the way they do
(11:50):
like Brazilian wax. No, like a Brazilian. I didn't even
know those guys worst clubs.
Speaker 3 (11:56):
I've never even had a male do that. I close,
he's never walked out a waxing place and seeing.
Speaker 1 (12:04):
A dude, I didn't know that was a career option.
Speaker 6 (12:12):
Immediately, I thought of him saying, yeah, I get really
close to my patients.
Speaker 5 (12:16):
And I don't.
Speaker 2 (12:17):
I don't know.
Speaker 6 (12:17):
That just made me go, oh, maybe he.
Speaker 2 (12:21):
Just maybe he just met physically close.
Speaker 1 (12:24):
I'll thank you for sharing that with us, But there
is kind of an awkward part that I need to
get to here, and it's best to probably just rip
it off real quick and let you know that Julian
has actually been on the other line listening this entire time,
and he wants to talk to you.
Speaker 5 (12:41):
Yeah. I mean I just think this whole Hi, I yeah,
this whole conversation. I mean it's just so it's so
pathetic because you know, no legitimate profession.
Speaker 2 (12:52):
Oh, I don't think anyone to say that.
Speaker 6 (12:55):
Yeah, I'm not.
Speaker 5 (12:56):
Trying to being a doctor. Frankly speaking, I mean I
had to go fourteen hours of online webinars to get
my state hold on.
Speaker 1 (13:04):
Did you just say that being a wax technician is
as legitimate as being a doctor.
Speaker 5 (13:11):
Yeah, I mean, I'm very proud of my work. I
make people's lives better. And also the whole women thing.
I mean, there are men who come to our practice
as well. You know, I've seen it on I've seen
naked men as well. You know, I'm a professional.
Speaker 2 (13:25):
Good for you.
Speaker 3 (13:27):
Yes, we didn't mean I mean, honestly though, we didn't
mean to insult your profession. I think what she's saying
is that she just had one impression and then it
was just totally different. So she just needed a minute
to kind of reconcile that for a week.
Speaker 5 (13:42):
Well, you know, you know, you shouldn't be making assumptions.
I mean, it's not like I said that I just
got off operating on someone's heart.
Speaker 6 (13:48):
You know.
Speaker 5 (13:49):
I mean, you you can assume based on things, but
you know what they say about assumptions.
Speaker 1 (13:54):
Yeah, yeah, he wasn't operating on hearts. He was shaving
a triangle, yeah, exactly, which takes a lot of skill.
Speaker 3 (14:01):
Could have been a landing strip.
Speaker 1 (14:03):
Well yeah, I mean hours of studying to get to it.
Speaker 5 (14:08):
You guys are joking about it, but it's super hard
to do. I mean it's very sensitive that skin, that area.
Speaker 1 (14:13):
You know, we're not trying to insult anybody's profession here,
We just wanted to get the two of you talking.
So Abby, why don't you talk directly to Julian here?
Speaker 6 (14:23):
Okay, So I ago with what they're saying, Like it
was not I wasn't intending to insault your profession. I
just I think I felt a little bit misled. And
I don't know, I think maybe if you're in that
like that's the kind of thing that and I know
we didn't have a ton of time, but is it
kind of thing that would be good to know?
Speaker 5 (14:42):
I mean, honestly, grow up, Like seriously, I kind of agree.
Speaker 2 (14:47):
With him on that line.
Speaker 1 (14:48):
What are you talking about?
Speaker 3 (14:49):
I mean, it's just like if you see it every day,
it's not like he's looking at it in a sexual
way like the body part exactly. I agree with him
on that, just on that piece, Like.
Speaker 2 (14:58):
No, no, no, I look it up every day and it
is never.
Speaker 3 (15:00):
Getting it is the purpose, the intent is different.
Speaker 1 (15:05):
I heard that Abbey was impressed with what he can do.
Isn't that right?
Speaker 6 (15:09):
Actually I didn't say impressed. I said I felt a
little misled.
Speaker 1 (15:11):
Well, those are mostly the same letters in those arranging.
Speaker 5 (15:17):
The same Well, you know, I guess I should start
putting it on my forehead that I.
Speaker 3 (15:21):
Wax like you.
Speaker 6 (15:24):
Oh.
Speaker 5 (15:24):
Yeah, it's because she's my customer. That's why she gave
me the free drink.
Speaker 2 (15:31):
So much.
Speaker 1 (15:32):
A satisfied customer, clearly.
Speaker 6 (15:34):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (15:35):
Yeahstomers five stars.
Speaker 2 (15:38):
Oh and he can wax stars. I maybe get your
number after this.
Speaker 1 (15:42):
Yeah, we can. Let's all get waxed together. We'll do
a morning show wax and put it up on the
broken jeff I think mine's going to take a lot
longer than
Speaker 3 (15:55):
Your broken Jeffrey in the morning.