September 29, 2025 • 22 mins
This week, Cal covers a squirrel-painting incident in Connecticut, lamp-dumping polluters in Wisconsin, and a bowfisherman who has his own pod of dolphins.
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Speaker 1 (00:10):
From Meat Eaters World News headquarters in Bozeman, Montana. This
is Cow's Week in Review with Ryan cow Calahan. Here's
cal Over. In Connecticut, East Hartford Animal Control fielded a
complaint this week about two squirrels who were discovered painted
head to toe, one in red paint, the other in blue.
(00:31):
Has the partisan divide in this country gotten so bad
that it spread even to our bushy tailed brethren. The
department put out a notice calling for any info that
could lead to the perpetrator in the case, but so
far they have no leads. Although the squirrels didn't appear
to be in distress under the law, it's still considered
an act of animal cruelty to trap and paint squirrels.
(00:52):
In fact, last year, in nearby Putnam County, a sixty
two year old man was arrested for exactly this crime
after catching squirrels and I have a heart trap in
his backyard, painting them with apple red rustolium, and releasing
them in a nearby public park. The motive, according to
Daniel Franz, the Department of Environmental Conservation officer who made
the arrest, the man said he quote wanted to keep
(01:14):
track of the ones that were returning to his yard,
disturbing the birds and causing his dogs to bark. The
Putnam County man was charged with illegally trapping, transporting, and
releasing wildlife, as well as three counts of poisoning or
attempting to poison animals. I agree that this was a
bad thing to do, but no jury in the land
made up of bird feeder owners will convict this guy. Interestingly,
(01:37):
the way Americans treat squirrels has historically been a kind
of barometer for how compassionate we are as a nation.
After the gray squirrel was eradicated from American cities in
the mid nineteenth century, the species was actually reintroduced when
those cities began to build public parks. The first squirrel
reintroduction happened in Franklin Square and Philadelphia in eighteen forty seven,
(01:58):
and although efforts were intermittent over the next two decades,
several large scale reintroductions began in the eighteen seventies when
New York, Boston, Chicago, and other major cities across the
country built bigger parks. The squirrels were brought in not
only to make the parks feel more like natural settings,
but also to give people a way to be kind
to animals by feeding them. Ernest Thompson, setting co founder
(02:21):
of the Boy Scouts, wrote that feeding squirrels was needed
by people to quote cure them of their tendency toward cruelty.
Seaton himself wrote scholarly articles on squirrel migration, and even
a novel for children called Banner Tale, The Story of
a Gray Squirrel. Unfortunately, by twenty twenty five, that title
Banner Tale strikes a little close to home with these
(02:41):
painted squirrels. I, of course don't recommend feeding any wildlife,
and squirrels count as wildlife. But if you do live
in a city, one kindness you could do to yourself
and the squirrels is to let your phone run out
of batteries, grab a sketch pad, get outside, and maybe
draw some squirrels. As they go about making a living.
They can rotate their ankles one hundred and eighty degrees
to dig their toenails into bark and climb downward head first.
(03:05):
That's worth drawing. Maybe one of those sketches turns out
so good that you even apply a little paint. Look
at that, isn't that a nice little tree? And he
lives right here in his brush. All you have to
do is sort of push him out. This week we've
got wildlife crime, wildlife attacks, and the mysterious AOG. But
first I'm going to tell you about my week. And
(03:25):
my week has been spent tying up loose ends and
slinging arrows. Specifically, I like to shoot bear shaft arrows,
which are fully built arrows except for they don't have fletching,
and I shoot those in competition against my hunting arrows,
which are the same things, they just have turkey feathers
on the end of them. Theory being is that the
(03:48):
bear shafts will show the mistakes either in the bow
or in my release, that the fletchings are compensating for.
Any compensation comes at a cost of a few feet
per second here and there, lost speed equals loss of
penetration on mister grizz. I even went out to a
very exposed piece of state ground and shot some distance
(04:08):
in a relatively high sustained wind. That type of shooting
really wakes you up. With the old recurve. It's been
a real long time since I've shot a compound in
those conditions, and I imagine there is a difference, but
likely nowhere near as striking as what happens to the
slow paradox of the turkey fletched Greek curve or longbow sticks.
They still get where they want to go, but holy cats,
(04:31):
they don't appear to get there in a straight line, meaning,
of course they are less efficient and nowhere near as deadly. Oh,
Yogi may not even bleed if a shot was attempted
in a good crosswind. Full value shooting, which is shooting
into the wind or with the wind, is unaffected, meaning
directly into the wind is fine. And if you were
(04:52):
shooting with the wind, that's fine too, But that shot
rarely presents itself when you are hunting critters with noses.
I got to be honest with you. I'm looking forward
to getting out into our big, wide ass open public
lands for an extended stay. I want to be uncomfortable, inconvenienced,
and surrounded by all the variables mother nature can throw
(05:13):
it a person in a remote spot, a place where
you need to be on top of your stuff because
nobody can come save your butt except you. And yeah,
this is a brown bear trip in Alaska, which means
I have to be guided as a non resident, and
there are of course sat phones and all the other
crap that exist to constantly stay in contact, so I'll
(05:34):
have support, but still at least I won't be sitting
here listening to the damn phone vibrate and the calendar,
pay and all the rest of it non stop. And
you know what, I wish the same for you. Get
out there this fall, appreciate it, understand what we got
and selfishly, if you do this, I will know you
will fight harder to hang on to it and add
(05:55):
more to it. Moving on to the AOG desk. That's
act to God. I think everyone is aware of the
two elk hunters who disappeared in Colorado. Their disappearance sparked
a six day search. They were eventually found deceased. The
Corners report was just in and they were both found
(06:16):
to be struck by lightning. Andrew Porter and Ian Stasco,
both twenty five years old, had traveled from their respective
homes in North Carolina and Utah to chase elk with
their bows in southern Colorado San Juan Wilderness Area, but
when their families lost communication with them on September eleventh,
they were reported missing to the Canejos County Sheriff Office
on September twelfth. That sparked a massive six day search
(06:39):
of the area that involved various state and local agencies
combing the rugged terrain for any sign of the missing pair.
Heavy rain had rolled in the day of the hunters
went missing, but investigators soon discovered backpacks and camping gear
in their truck. This raised concerns for the search and
rescue team, since they surmised Porter and Stasco had been
caught out in bad weather without the proper equipment, but
(07:01):
it also sparked firestorm theories online as people wondered how
two experienced hunters had disappeared within what couldn't have been
a very great distance from their truck. That theorizing continued
after the bodies of the two young men were found,
but Caneo's County Coroner, Richard Martin, declined to name a
cause of death. He said neither body showed signs of trauma,
(07:21):
but did not offer any further explanation for how they died. Then,
on September twenty two, Porter's fiance Bridget Murphy posted on
Facebook quote, it is official that a lightning strike near
them took them in an instant. They didn't do anything wrong,
They didn't feel fear or pain. He was just trying
to get back to the car as storms rolled in
(07:43):
the corner. Confirmed Murphy's account, he said neither body showed
major burn marks, which indicated that they didn't sustain a
direct hit, but they were close enough to the strike
that they were both killed instantly. Condolences to the families
of these two young men. We know that anything can
happen when we go out in the wilderness, but we
hope that being careful and smart will be enough to
bring us home safely. It sounds like these guys were
(08:06):
just in the wrong place at the wrong time, and
I'm sure that's incredibly difficult for the families. So do
as are good friends. The meteorologists of meteorologists say, Reo Speedwagon,
have this dollar out. You know, full moonnight, rocky mountain winter.
Those storms move on you fast, find shelter and always
(08:28):
keep riding the storm out. It's good advice. Moving on
to the crime statistics desk, the Boon and Crockett Club
released a report last week claiming that a whopping ninety
six percent of poaching cases go undetected in the United States,
those thousands of animals have an estimated replacement cost of
one point one to three billion dollars nationwide, and the
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lost fine money is estimated at three hundred and two
point six million dollars. Of course, you can't really measure
something that is undetected, so the real number may be
higher or lower, but the Boone Crockett Club worked with
researchers at the Wildlife Management Institute to come up with
a statistically sound estimate. I won't get into the nitty
gritty here because frankly, I don't understand it myself, but
(09:13):
based on the report as well as an article at
the meat eater dot com by Sage Marshall, researchers use
statistical models and fed known variables into those models, things
like citation rates for illegal take, the ratio of known
illegal take to legal take officer coverage area, the number
of licensed hunters in the state, and illegal take data
(09:33):
from twenty eight radio telemetry studies on big game from
across the US. Researchers also use self reported surveys of wardens, landowners, hunters,
and even some people who had admitted to committing wildlife infractions.
The number they arrive at is pretty depressing, but also
not surprising. Wildlife crime is really tough to track. It
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almost always happens in remote areas, and there aren't enough
wardens to cover every lake and backcuntry trail. That's why
every state has a tip line to turn in poachers
and why successful investigations always start with a tip from
the public. The report also underscores why it's so important
that hunters and anglers police our own. If you're out
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hunting with some buddies and you see an opportunity to
cut corners and violate the rules, be the voice of reason.
Wildlife is owned by everyone, and our agencies have rules
in place to make sure those resources are here to
be enjoyed for generations to come. Nothing new gang. We've
got a police our own. We got excellent officers out
(10:35):
there doing their job, but it really is up to
us to set the expectation that wildlife crime is not
acceptable or condonable. Two Wisconsin men are being charged with
a variety of felonies and misdemeanors for dumping a trailer
full of fluorescent lamps containing mercury into a stream that
(10:56):
leads the horric and marsh Leonard Hughes told investigators that
he has a bit business buying and selling semi trailers.
One of the trailers he purchased was filled with boxes
of fluorescent lamps. Rather than try to resell those lamps
or dispose of them properly, he approached a landowner named
Zachary Ballard and asked if he could just dump the
lamps on his property. Ballard agreed to it and exchanged
(11:17):
for five hundred bucks, and the payers set about leaving
thirty five thousand fluorescent lamps on the landscape. But they
didn't just pile them up and leave them on the ground.
Investigators noticed that they'd used a tractor to push some
of the lamps into a stream on the property. That
stream leads to Horrick and Marsh Dan from northeast Wisconsin.
The listener who sent me this story described the marsh
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as quote one of the gems of our beautiful state
and the criminal complaint investigators pointed out that the older
fluorescent lamps contain high levels of mercury. While mercury is
a naturally occurring element, exposure to mercury can cause serious
health effects in humans, fish, and wildlife. Hughes faces six
counts including three felony counts of unlicensed dispose of hazardous
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waste and two counts of resisting a Warden. Ballard faces
misdemeanor counts for allegedly intentionally depositing garbage into state waters
and bail jumping. I don't know what penalties they'll receive,
but Dan from Northeast Wisconsin has an idea. After calling
this dynamic duo a pair of quote dim bulbs, which
is a pretty good joke, he said in an email quote,
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these fools should be tarred, feathered, and made to run
the gauntlet on the opening day of duck season in Wisconsin.
I don't advocate for violence, but I do advocate for
a good time, and I think this would qualify in
any case. I definitely understand the centement. A pair of
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Louisiana man got fined more than eight thousand dollars in Ontario,
Canada for improperly packaging a mess of fish. Thanks to
listener Jeffrey Chang for sending this one in game, Warden
stopped James Shoemaker and Michael Williams at the Fort Francis
border crossing as they were attempting to get back in
the United States. They had been fishing on Lake of
the Woods, and they'd apparently had a good trip. Wardens
(13:04):
recovered four large bags of over one hundred frozen fish filets.
It isn't illegal to take fish across the border, but
these guys had cut the skin and scales off the
fish that made it impossible to identify what kind of
fish they were, which is a crime. Especially at a
border crossing. Wardens need to be able to identify how
many of each species. You have to make sure you
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aren't breaking any bag limits. As hunting seasons get underway,
this should be a good reminder to be very careful
about knowing the regulations for an out of state or
out of country hunt. Not following those rules can turn
a great trip into a nightmare and make an expensive
trip even more spendye moving on to the symbolic relationship desk,
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a Florida bofishing guide had developed an unusual partnership with
the aquatic life of the Gulf of Mexico. For more
than a decade, Crystal Bay charter Captain Justin Diamond has
been attracting pods of dolphins with the underwater floodlights he
uses to locate fish for his bowfishing clients. As soon
as the fish are visible and stunned by the lights,
the dolphins starts snatching them. Lots of anglers know this
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dynamic all too well, especially in Florida, where one recent
study showed that forty three percent of anglers had experienced
depredation of their catch by sharks. But Diamond says that
losing those fish is completely worth it. In exchange, the
dolphins drive fish into shallow water where bowfishers can more
easily see and kill them. Speaking to the Tampa Bay
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Times about the dolphins, Diamond said, quote, every year they
get better at hunting. It's a unique situation where everybody wins,
just like feis driving squirrels up trees. Diamond calls the
dolphins his quote unquote, aqua dogs. He's even named the
individuals who turn up night after night Crystal Echo, Bunny Knuckles,
and my favorite, tetris All. This might sound like a
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devoted fan of dolphins assigning intention to a standard dolphin behavior,
like swimming towards schools of fish, but in the video
Diamond posts he can clearly see a distinct behavior from
the dolphins. They form a perimeter around the smaller fish
and flap their tails to flush them toward the anglers.
We spoke with Diamond and he said that although he's
been guiding for almost fifteen years, he only started to
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see the flushing behavior about seven years ago. At first
it was hard to tell what was happening, but night
after night of seven or eight hours on the water,
the behavior got so strong, he said, quote even now,
all these years later, I see it and the hairs
on the back of my neck stand up. This is
a perfect case of mutualism, where two species adapt to
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help the other access resources they couldn't get on their own.
Another great example is the African honey guide, a bird
that depends on eating eggs and larva of bees to survive. However,
honeyguides don't have the tools to break into nests themselves,
but they are experts at locating hidden bee nests, and
once they find one, they persistently call to humans like
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a feathered dinner bell. People come break open the nest
to get the honey, the birds stick around to get
the grubs. Everybody wins. Studies have shown that the hazard
of people of Tanzania get as much as ten percent
of their total calories with the help of greater honey guides.
Researchers had never seen this kind of mutualism with dolphins
until they started joining Diamond on his bow fishing trips,
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but now they are taking advantage of this symbiosis. Scientists
from the University of Florida and Cedar Key Dolphin Project
have been building a photographic database of this population of
dolphins as they come in for dinner. They've also been
able to collect valuable DNA samples by holding petri dishes
over the dolphins blowholes to catch the spray kicked up
as they exhale. They've even observed mature dolphins bringing young
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calves along for the hunts, as though to train them
for future trips. Who knows, maybe generations from now will
be calling them golf setters or Floridian smooth skinned pointers.
Either way, if you fancy yourself a good dog trainer,
may want to head down and join up with Captain
Diamond and try in your hand little dolphin training. Moving
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on to the attack desk, twenty nine year old man
was attacked by a grizzly bear earlier this month in
Yellowstone National Park. He was hiking the Turbid Lake Trail
northeast of Yellowstone Lake when he encountered the bear. According
to the National Park Service, details are still scarce at
this point, but it appears he surprised the bear and
it charged him. He hit it with bear spray, which
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was apparently enough to convince it to leave, but not
before it chewed up his chest and left arm. He
was hospitalized after suffering significant but non life threatening injuries,
and the Park Service says they don't plan on going
after the bear. They say it appears to have been
a defensive response to a surprise encounter, so they're not
worried that they have a rogue, aggressive bear in America's
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most famous national park. This seems like a good time
to call your attention to a proposal in California that
several of you have emailed me about over the last
few months. The California Grizzly Alliance recently conducted a feasibility
study that claims the big ruins would thrive if reintroduced
into the state. The report claims, quote, grizzly bears have
been extinct in California for a century, but they need
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not remain so grizzlies are extremely unlikely to return to
the state on their own at any time in the
near future. A well planned, well resourced, and well managed
reintroduction and recovery program could, however, likely establish a sustainable
California grizzly population in one or more recovery areas over
several decades. They say as many as seventeen hundred bears
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could live in three areas in the far northern, eastern,
and southern parts of the state. I have no doubt
that there are places in California where grizzly bears could live,
but shipping grizz from out of state would make Colorado's
tumultuous efforts to reintroduce wolves look like a walk in
the park. Wolves almost never attack humans. They kill plenty
of livestock, but they don't strike fear into people the
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way grizzlies do. Grizzlies kill and injure people every year,
and I have a hard time imagining that even urbanites
in la would be comfortable with the thought of running
into a bear if they venture into the mountains around
the city. But this is how these reintroduction efforts start.
There's a big, flashy feasibility study, big money environmentalists get
behind the effort. There are a few years of trying
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to get it on the ballot, and eventually it does.
Then the pr campaign starts completely with the fuzzy bear cubs,
chubby pre hibernation styles, and majestic looking bores. Then the
people get to vote, and who knows where things go
from there. I'm not saying it's gonna happen, but I
can see how it might. If you live in the
Golden State, which does indeed feature a grizzly on its
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state flag, this is one topic you want to keep
an eye on. I love grizzly bears. They are freaking awesome.
I just can't help but foresee look into the crystal
ball and see a lot of human bear conflict in
the future. If this were to happen, of course, I
think it would be pretty cool too. Moving on to
(19:55):
let ammo desk, US Fish and Wildlife Service has announced
that it is expanding its voluntary lead free ammunition incentive
program to thirteen National Wildlife refuges across the country. The
program was launched last year at seven refuges, and that
pilot program was successful enough to expand it. If you
hunt at one of the approved sites during the twenty
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twenty five twenty twenty six hunting season. You can be
reimbursed for up to fifty dollars per box of lead
free ammunition and twenty five dollars per box for shotgun
or muzzleoder for up to two boxes. Just keep your
receipts and submit your proof of purchase at FWS dot
gov forward Slash Initiative Forward Slash Lead hyphen Free. The
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refuges this year are in Oregon, Wisconsin, North Carolina, and
New Jersey, Maryland, West Virginia, Idaho, New Hampshire, New York, Vermont,
and Massachusetts. The program doesn't apply to every hunting season,
so check out that link at FWS dot gov for
more details. That's all I got for you this week.
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From Meat Eaters World News headquarters in Bozeman, Montana. This
is Cow's Week in Review with Ryan cow Calahan. Here's
cal Over. In Connecticut, East Hartford Animal Control fielded a
complaint this week about two squirrels who were discovered painted
head to toe, one in red paint, the other in blue.
(00:31):
Has the partisan divide in this country gotten so bad
that it spread even to our bushy tailed brethren. The
department put out a notice calling for any info that
could lead to the perpetrator in the case, but so
far they have no leads. Although the squirrels didn't appear
to be in distress under the law, it's still considered
an act of animal cruelty to trap and paint squirrels.
(00:52):
In fact, last year, in nearby Putnam County, a sixty
two year old man was arrested for exactly this crime
after catching squirrels and I have a heart trap in
his backyard, painting them with apple red rustolium, and releasing
them in a nearby public park. The motive, according to
Daniel Franz, the Department of Environmental Conservation officer who made
the arrest, the man said he quote wanted to keep
(01:14):
track of the ones that were returning to his yard,
disturbing the birds and causing his dogs to bark. The
Putnam County man was charged with illegally trapping, transporting, and
releasing wildlife, as well as three counts of poisoning or
attempting to poison animals. I agree that this was a
bad thing to do, but no jury in the land
made up of bird feeder owners will convict this guy. Interestingly,
(01:37):
the way Americans treat squirrels has historically been a kind
of barometer for how compassionate we are as a nation.
After the gray squirrel was eradicated from American cities in
the mid nineteenth century, the species was actually reintroduced when
those cities began to build public parks. The first squirrel
reintroduction happened in Franklin Square and Philadelphia in eighteen forty seven,
(01:58):
and although efforts were intermittent over the next two decades,
several large scale reintroductions began in the eighteen seventies when
New York, Boston, Chicago, and other major cities across the
country built bigger parks. The squirrels were brought in not
only to make the parks feel more like natural settings,
but also to give people a way to be kind
to animals by feeding them. Ernest Thompson, setting co founder
(02:21):
of the Boy Scouts, wrote that feeding squirrels was needed
by people to quote cure them of their tendency toward cruelty.
Seaton himself wrote scholarly articles on squirrel migration, and even
a novel for children called Banner Tale, The Story of
a Gray Squirrel. Unfortunately, by twenty twenty five, that title
Banner Tale strikes a little close to home with these
(02:41):
painted squirrels. I, of course don't recommend feeding any wildlife,
and squirrels count as wildlife. But if you do live
in a city, one kindness you could do to yourself
and the squirrels is to let your phone run out
of batteries, grab a sketch pad, get outside, and maybe
draw some squirrels. As they go about making a living.
They can rotate their ankles one hundred and eighty degrees
to dig their toenails into bark and climb downward head first.
(03:05):
That's worth drawing. Maybe one of those sketches turns out
so good that you even apply a little paint. Look
at that, isn't that a nice little tree? And he
lives right here in his brush. All you have to
do is sort of push him out. This week we've
got wildlife crime, wildlife attacks, and the mysterious AOG. But
first I'm going to tell you about my week. And
(03:25):
my week has been spent tying up loose ends and
slinging arrows. Specifically, I like to shoot bear shaft arrows,
which are fully built arrows except for they don't have fletching,
and I shoot those in competition against my hunting arrows,
which are the same things, they just have turkey feathers
on the end of them. Theory being is that the
(03:48):
bear shafts will show the mistakes either in the bow
or in my release, that the fletchings are compensating for.
Any compensation comes at a cost of a few feet
per second here and there, lost speed equals loss of
penetration on mister grizz. I even went out to a
very exposed piece of state ground and shot some distance
(04:08):
in a relatively high sustained wind. That type of shooting
really wakes you up. With the old recurve. It's been
a real long time since I've shot a compound in
those conditions, and I imagine there is a difference, but
likely nowhere near as striking as what happens to the
slow paradox of the turkey fletched Greek curve or longbow sticks.
They still get where they want to go, but holy cats,
(04:31):
they don't appear to get there in a straight line, meaning,
of course they are less efficient and nowhere near as deadly. Oh,
Yogi may not even bleed if a shot was attempted
in a good crosswind. Full value shooting, which is shooting
into the wind or with the wind, is unaffected, meaning
directly into the wind is fine. And if you were
(04:52):
shooting with the wind, that's fine too, But that shot
rarely presents itself when you are hunting critters with noses.
I got to be honest with you. I'm looking forward
to getting out into our big, wide ass open public
lands for an extended stay. I want to be uncomfortable, inconvenienced,
and surrounded by all the variables mother nature can throw
(05:13):
it a person in a remote spot, a place where
you need to be on top of your stuff because
nobody can come save your butt except you. And yeah,
this is a brown bear trip in Alaska, which means
I have to be guided as a non resident, and
there are of course sat phones and all the other
crap that exist to constantly stay in contact, so I'll
(05:34):
have support, but still at least I won't be sitting
here listening to the damn phone vibrate and the calendar,
pay and all the rest of it non stop. And
you know what, I wish the same for you. Get
out there this fall, appreciate it, understand what we got
and selfishly, if you do this, I will know you
will fight harder to hang on to it and add
(05:55):
more to it. Moving on to the AOG desk. That's
act to God. I think everyone is aware of the
two elk hunters who disappeared in Colorado. Their disappearance sparked
a six day search. They were eventually found deceased. The
Corners report was just in and they were both found
(06:16):
to be struck by lightning. Andrew Porter and Ian Stasco,
both twenty five years old, had traveled from their respective
homes in North Carolina and Utah to chase elk with
their bows in southern Colorado San Juan Wilderness Area, but
when their families lost communication with them on September eleventh,
they were reported missing to the Canejos County Sheriff Office
on September twelfth. That sparked a massive six day search
(06:39):
of the area that involved various state and local agencies
combing the rugged terrain for any sign of the missing pair.
Heavy rain had rolled in the day of the hunters
went missing, but investigators soon discovered backpacks and camping gear
in their truck. This raised concerns for the search and
rescue team, since they surmised Porter and Stasco had been
caught out in bad weather without the proper equipment, but
(07:01):
it also sparked firestorm theories online as people wondered how
two experienced hunters had disappeared within what couldn't have been
a very great distance from their truck. That theorizing continued
after the bodies of the two young men were found,
but Caneo's County Coroner, Richard Martin, declined to name a
cause of death. He said neither body showed signs of trauma,
(07:21):
but did not offer any further explanation for how they died. Then,
on September twenty two, Porter's fiance Bridget Murphy posted on
Facebook quote, it is official that a lightning strike near
them took them in an instant. They didn't do anything wrong,
They didn't feel fear or pain. He was just trying
to get back to the car as storms rolled in
(07:43):
the corner. Confirmed Murphy's account, he said neither body showed
major burn marks, which indicated that they didn't sustain a
direct hit, but they were close enough to the strike
that they were both killed instantly. Condolences to the families
of these two young men. We know that anything can
happen when we go out in the wilderness, but we
hope that being careful and smart will be enough to
bring us home safely. It sounds like these guys were
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just in the wrong place at the wrong time, and
I'm sure that's incredibly difficult for the families. So do
as are good friends. The meteorologists of meteorologists say, Reo Speedwagon,
have this dollar out. You know, full moonnight, rocky mountain winter.
Those storms move on you fast, find shelter and always
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keep riding the storm out. It's good advice. Moving on
to the crime statistics desk, the Boon and Crockett Club
released a report last week claiming that a whopping ninety
six percent of poaching cases go undetected in the United States,
those thousands of animals have an estimated replacement cost of
one point one to three billion dollars nationwide, and the
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lost fine money is estimated at three hundred and two
point six million dollars. Of course, you can't really measure
something that is undetected, so the real number may be
higher or lower, but the Boone Crockett Club worked with
researchers at the Wildlife Management Institute to come up with
a statistically sound estimate. I won't get into the nitty
gritty here because frankly, I don't understand it myself, but
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based on the report as well as an article at
the meat eater dot com by Sage Marshall, researchers use
statistical models and fed known variables into those models, things
like citation rates for illegal take, the ratio of known
illegal take to legal take officer coverage area, the number
of licensed hunters in the state, and illegal take data
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from twenty eight radio telemetry studies on big game from
across the US. Researchers also use self reported surveys of wardens, landowners, hunters,
and even some people who had admitted to committing wildlife infractions.
The number they arrive at is pretty depressing, but also
not surprising. Wildlife crime is really tough to track. It
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almost always happens in remote areas, and there aren't enough
wardens to cover every lake and backcuntry trail. That's why
every state has a tip line to turn in poachers
and why successful investigations always start with a tip from
the public. The report also underscores why it's so important
that hunters and anglers police our own. If you're out
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hunting with some buddies and you see an opportunity to
cut corners and violate the rules, be the voice of reason.
Wildlife is owned by everyone, and our agencies have rules
in place to make sure those resources are here to
be enjoyed for generations to come. Nothing new gang. We've
got a police our own. We got excellent officers out
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there doing their job, but it really is up to
us to set the expectation that wildlife crime is not
acceptable or condonable. Two Wisconsin men are being charged with
a variety of felonies and misdemeanors for dumping a trailer
full of fluorescent lamps containing mercury into a stream that
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leads the horric and marsh Leonard Hughes told investigators that
he has a bit business buying and selling semi trailers.
One of the trailers he purchased was filled with boxes
of fluorescent lamps. Rather than try to resell those lamps
or dispose of them properly, he approached a landowner named
Zachary Ballard and asked if he could just dump the
lamps on his property. Ballard agreed to it and exchanged
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for five hundred bucks, and the payers set about leaving
thirty five thousand fluorescent lamps on the landscape. But they
didn't just pile them up and leave them on the ground.
Investigators noticed that they'd used a tractor to push some
of the lamps into a stream on the property. That
stream leads to Horrick and Marsh Dan from northeast Wisconsin.
The listener who sent me this story described the marsh
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as quote one of the gems of our beautiful state
and the criminal complaint investigators pointed out that the older
fluorescent lamps contain high levels of mercury. While mercury is
a naturally occurring element, exposure to mercury can cause serious
health effects in humans, fish, and wildlife. Hughes faces six
counts including three felony counts of unlicensed dispose of hazardous
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waste and two counts of resisting a Warden. Ballard faces
misdemeanor counts for allegedly intentionally depositing garbage into state waters
and bail jumping. I don't know what penalties they'll receive,
but Dan from Northeast Wisconsin has an idea. After calling
this dynamic duo a pair of quote dim bulbs, which
is a pretty good joke, he said in an email quote,
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these fools should be tarred, feathered, and made to run
the gauntlet on the opening day of duck season in Wisconsin.
I don't advocate for violence, but I do advocate for
a good time, and I think this would qualify in
any case. I definitely understand the centement. A pair of
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Louisiana man got fined more than eight thousand dollars in Ontario,
Canada for improperly packaging a mess of fish. Thanks to
listener Jeffrey Chang for sending this one in game, Warden
stopped James Shoemaker and Michael Williams at the Fort Francis
border crossing as they were attempting to get back in
the United States. They had been fishing on Lake of
the Woods, and they'd apparently had a good trip. Wardens
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recovered four large bags of over one hundred frozen fish filets.
It isn't illegal to take fish across the border, but
these guys had cut the skin and scales off the
fish that made it impossible to identify what kind of
fish they were, which is a crime. Especially at a
border crossing. Wardens need to be able to identify how
many of each species. You have to make sure you
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aren't breaking any bag limits. As hunting seasons get underway,
this should be a good reminder to be very careful
about knowing the regulations for an out of state or
out of country hunt. Not following those rules can turn
a great trip into a nightmare and make an expensive
trip even more spendye moving on to the symbolic relationship desk,
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a Florida bofishing guide had developed an unusual partnership with
the aquatic life of the Gulf of Mexico. For more
than a decade, Crystal Bay charter Captain Justin Diamond has
been attracting pods of dolphins with the underwater floodlights he
uses to locate fish for his bowfishing clients. As soon
as the fish are visible and stunned by the lights,
the dolphins starts snatching them. Lots of anglers know this
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dynamic all too well, especially in Florida, where one recent
study showed that forty three percent of anglers had experienced
depredation of their catch by sharks. But Diamond says that
losing those fish is completely worth it. In exchange, the
dolphins drive fish into shallow water where bowfishers can more
easily see and kill them. Speaking to the Tampa Bay
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Times about the dolphins, Diamond said, quote, every year they
get better at hunting. It's a unique situation where everybody wins,
just like feis driving squirrels up trees. Diamond calls the
dolphins his quote unquote, aqua dogs. He's even named the
individuals who turn up night after night Crystal Echo, Bunny Knuckles,
and my favorite, tetris All. This might sound like a
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devoted fan of dolphins assigning intention to a standard dolphin behavior,
like swimming towards schools of fish, but in the video
Diamond posts he can clearly see a distinct behavior from
the dolphins. They form a perimeter around the smaller fish
and flap their tails to flush them toward the anglers.
We spoke with Diamond and he said that although he's
been guiding for almost fifteen years, he only started to
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see the flushing behavior about seven years ago. At first
it was hard to tell what was happening, but night
after night of seven or eight hours on the water,
the behavior got so strong, he said, quote even now,
all these years later, I see it and the hairs
on the back of my neck stand up. This is
a perfect case of mutualism, where two species adapt to
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help the other access resources they couldn't get on their own.
Another great example is the African honey guide, a bird
that depends on eating eggs and larva of bees to survive. However,
honeyguides don't have the tools to break into nests themselves,
but they are experts at locating hidden bee nests, and
once they find one, they persistently call to humans like
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a feathered dinner bell. People come break open the nest
to get the honey, the birds stick around to get
the grubs. Everybody wins. Studies have shown that the hazard
of people of Tanzania get as much as ten percent
of their total calories with the help of greater honey guides.
Researchers had never seen this kind of mutualism with dolphins
until they started joining Diamond on his bow fishing trips,
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but now they are taking advantage of this symbiosis. Scientists
from the University of Florida and Cedar Key Dolphin Project
have been building a photographic database of this population of
dolphins as they come in for dinner. They've also been
able to collect valuable DNA samples by holding petri dishes
over the dolphins blowholes to catch the spray kicked up
as they exhale. They've even observed mature dolphins bringing young
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calves along for the hunts, as though to train them
for future trips. Who knows, maybe generations from now will
be calling them golf setters or Floridian smooth skinned pointers.
Either way, if you fancy yourself a good dog trainer,
may want to head down and join up with Captain
Diamond and try in your hand little dolphin training. Moving
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on to the attack desk, twenty nine year old man
was attacked by a grizzly bear earlier this month in
Yellowstone National Park. He was hiking the Turbid Lake Trail
northeast of Yellowstone Lake when he encountered the bear. According
to the National Park Service, details are still scarce at
this point, but it appears he surprised the bear and
it charged him. He hit it with bear spray, which
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was apparently enough to convince it to leave, but not
before it chewed up his chest and left arm. He
was hospitalized after suffering significant but non life threatening injuries,
and the Park Service says they don't plan on going
after the bear. They say it appears to have been
a defensive response to a surprise encounter, so they're not
worried that they have a rogue, aggressive bear in America's
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most famous national park. This seems like a good time
to call your attention to a proposal in California that
several of you have emailed me about over the last
few months. The California Grizzly Alliance recently conducted a feasibility
study that claims the big ruins would thrive if reintroduced
into the state. The report claims, quote, grizzly bears have
been extinct in California for a century, but they need
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not remain so grizzlies are extremely unlikely to return to
the state on their own at any time in the
near future. A well planned, well resourced, and well managed
reintroduction and recovery program could, however, likely establish a sustainable
California grizzly population in one or more recovery areas over
several decades. They say as many as seventeen hundred bears
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could live in three areas in the far northern, eastern,
and southern parts of the state. I have no doubt
that there are places in California where grizzly bears could live,
but shipping grizz from out of state would make Colorado's
tumultuous efforts to reintroduce wolves look like a walk in
the park. Wolves almost never attack humans. They kill plenty
of livestock, but they don't strike fear into people the
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way grizzlies do. Grizzlies kill and injure people every year,
and I have a hard time imagining that even urbanites
in la would be comfortable with the thought of running
into a bear if they venture into the mountains around
the city. But this is how these reintroduction efforts start.
There's a big, flashy feasibility study, big money environmentalists get
behind the effort. There are a few years of trying
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to get it on the ballot, and eventually it does.
Then the pr campaign starts completely with the fuzzy bear cubs,
chubby pre hibernation styles, and majestic looking bores. Then the
people get to vote, and who knows where things go
from there. I'm not saying it's gonna happen, but I
can see how it might. If you live in the
Golden State, which does indeed feature a grizzly on its
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state flag, this is one topic you want to keep
an eye on. I love grizzly bears. They are freaking awesome.
I just can't help but foresee look into the crystal
ball and see a lot of human bear conflict in
the future. If this were to happen, of course, I
think it would be pretty cool too. Moving on to
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let ammo desk, US Fish and Wildlife Service has announced
that it is expanding its voluntary lead free ammunition incentive
program to thirteen National Wildlife refuges across the country. The
program was launched last year at seven refuges, and that
pilot program was successful enough to expand it. If you
hunt at one of the approved sites during the twenty
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twenty five twenty twenty six hunting season. You can be
reimbursed for up to fifty dollars per box of lead
free ammunition and twenty five dollars per box for shotgun
or muzzleoder for up to two boxes. Just keep your
receipts and submit your proof of purchase at FWS dot
gov forward Slash Initiative Forward Slash Lead hyphen Free. The
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refuges this year are in Oregon, Wisconsin, North Carolina, and
New Jersey, Maryland, West Virginia, Idaho, New Hampshire, New York, Vermont,
and Massachusetts. The program doesn't apply to every hunting season,
so check out that link at FWS dot gov for
more details. That's all I got for you this week.
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