APHANTASIA, MOIST FLESH, DAMPFRANCISCO & SUPER TASTERS

Concord's own Blake Anderson is in studio for a high-octane, alarming ep in which we learn that Aphantasia, though it affects 1% of the population, affects 95% of CCP callers. Harrowing updates on a past ep's attack mini poodle and Chelsea's Blokudoku score. A hyper, coffee-fueled, spooky consortium on coyotes, mountain lions, work passwords, airports, Cycle Yanks, and rabies. Chelsea chases another Pulitzer in her deep dive investigative journalism around key words: "Virginia" and 'dogs" and introduces the show's first SuperGavel(tm). Some food tests. Episode culminates in a super-taster test strip tasting. 

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Last episode, I were not a stitch of makeup, but
I had a panic about my eyebrows and I put
like what I thought was brown eyeshadow and my eyebrows.
This is last episode, and it was purple. Okay, So
when we were looking at the clips, it was just
like I actually put like a bunch of filters to
try to camouflage it, but they were like quite purple

(00:22):
and then no makeup. So I really look like that
one of those like a crazy old lady that would
be like a slum lord or something like. Yeah, so
this time I overdid it in the other direction.

Speaker 2 (00:33):
Okay, that explained. That explains everything.

Speaker 1 (00:36):
Yeah, Like I have porn star makeup and a and
a plaid shirt really put.

Speaker 2 (00:43):
That both worlds, Yeah.

Speaker 1 (00:46):
Down to earth but also out of control father issues.

Speaker 2 (00:50):
That's what it's all comes back.

Speaker 1 (00:52):
To, Dad, Amen in my gavel clothes. Well, this cough
is bad, is no? But thank you to our sponsors
for sending in the coffee.

Speaker 2 (01:06):
What death wish or something. I feel like all the
coffee names are really aggressive now right, it's fucking kill
you coffee.

Speaker 1 (01:15):
Up yours coffee?

Speaker 2 (01:16):
Yeah, it's like wait, why yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:19):
Up yours? Burnt coffee, you fucking gorilla, Like, wasn't there
actually gorilla coffee in New York? I think there was,
and it was very burnt. It's just like very aggressive.
They hold your face in the flames of the fire
absolutely like this is out dark or fucking roasted. Dude.

Speaker 2 (01:36):
I mean, for some people, that's the only way they
can wake up or.

Speaker 1 (01:39):
Learn or learn. That's the only way that they can
learn is through aggression. Oo ooh yeah, hey yeah, oh
working on my voice control. All right, so here we are, here,
we are, my friends. Listen. I'll tell you I was
scared straight by those clips last week. Full makeup. Today

(02:03):
we're not playing around with trusting the lighting and guess what,
we're not playing around with purple eyeshadow on our eyebrows. Oh.
I brought something really exciting today. Blake, Okay Blake that
I was gonna say the wrong name Blake Anderson and
Okay Anderson or and I'm just kidding Blake.

Speaker 2 (02:30):
Yeah, like my friend Onders and.

Speaker 1 (02:32):
Yeah, Honders, oh him, I would never say right right
like I would say Anders one hund.

Speaker 2 (02:39):
Well, that was his original name, he like changed it
in high school.

Speaker 1 (02:42):
What did he like go to Stockholm and meet his
great uncle.

Speaker 2 (02:45):
I think dose. So then he's made people call him that.

Speaker 1 (02:50):
Is he Swedish? What is that?

Speaker 2 (02:52):
Norwegian?

Speaker 1 (02:54):
Is Stockholm? What is the relationship between Sweden, Stockholm and Norway?

Speaker 2 (02:58):
That's a great question. Home is a city in one
of those countries?

Speaker 1 (03:03):
Is it? Okay?

Speaker 2 (03:05):
That's cool country? I want to say Stockholm is in Switzerland, Sweden?
It is nice. They're like, who are they looking? We're asking?

Speaker 1 (03:16):
So you got something?

Speaker 3 (03:17):
Right?

Speaker 2 (03:18):
I kind of okay? I can't wait, Oh my god?

Speaker 1 (03:22):
Why is it different every time? The applause isn't here?

Speaker 2 (03:26):
Han, where is it?

Speaker 1 (03:27):
It's all the way over here it used to be here,
and bear roar is right where my new let me
tell you don't do a podcast. The whole boom is over.

Speaker 2 (03:36):
The podcast boom is over. It's I feel like there's
a fourteenth wave. Yeah, like now sports are entering the
chats sports. Yeah, there's like yeah, it's crazy.

Speaker 1 (03:49):
Wait, actually that's crazy because I am addicted to this
sport podcast that I've been listening to.

Speaker 2 (03:54):
Right, yeah, you're in on it.

Speaker 1 (03:55):
It's such an unexpected twist.

Speaker 2 (03:59):
That's crazy. And realize how much sports had to change
the game. Yeah, a huge, huge part of your childhood probably.

Speaker 1 (04:06):
And also culots. And you don't know what a.

Speaker 2 (04:11):
I was thinking it was a what is the small
little kumquat? Or a clue? Wait, a clue?

Speaker 1 (04:18):
I don't have a cluet.

Speaker 2 (04:20):
That's like a plum? Is it a fruit?

Speaker 1 (04:23):
A kumquat?

Speaker 2 (04:24):
Nolu?

Speaker 1 (04:25):
This is crazy.

Speaker 2 (04:26):
Oh I'm thinking of.

Speaker 1 (04:27):
You know what. If you're listening, now, set it to
like half speed. This is the energy of used car salesman,
like we are absolutely cranking. We need to sell you
this car and the car is.

Speaker 2 (04:42):
What is your name again, honders?

Speaker 1 (04:46):
Buy a car? Please?

Speaker 2 (04:48):
Come on now? Have you ever had a clue? Lot?

Speaker 1 (04:50):
Come on?

Speaker 2 (04:50):
Nows a plymouth? Clueot?

Speaker 1 (04:54):
Why? I don't know?

Speaker 2 (04:55):
Okay, hold on, okay, I will please hold.

Speaker 1 (04:58):
First of all, let's get down to brass tacks.

Speaker 2 (05:01):
Okay, I'm sweating. I meet under the pits.

Speaker 1 (05:06):
I'm I'm sweating. I'm going But you know what, that's
a great shirt for that.

Speaker 2 (05:09):
That's why I wore it. This might be a hot one.

Speaker 1 (05:12):
Prince hot Ones is gonna come after me and try
to litigate.

Speaker 2 (05:16):
Are you going to bring out a bunch of a
bunch of chicken wings and ask me hard questions.

Speaker 1 (05:20):
No, have you listened to a hot one? It's the
competitor to hot one? No, what, it's not real. I'm
just referencing what you just said. This is gonna be
a hot one. Come on, man, think on your toes here.

Speaker 2 (05:35):
I gotta get on your wavelength, so I might need
one of those espressos.

Speaker 1 (05:39):
Loot doot dooty doo, loot doo dooty. Do I have
to say something?

Speaker 2 (05:48):
You do?

Speaker 1 (05:49):
Instagram? Are you listening? I fucking hate Instagram now, Like
I really want to get off of it. Everyone that
I follow I never see any of their posts, like
the people that I really want to see, And then
I see suggested posts of ship I have no interest
in seeing, Like it's officially just transferred over to Like
they're controlling everything that you see.

Speaker 2 (06:10):
Yeah, it's terrible, you truly and that was such a
way a lifeline for so many friendships. Yeah, and now
I feel like all my relationships are just slipping through
my fingers.

Speaker 1 (06:19):
Isn't that crazy that these companies like actually completely define
the parameters of your reality.

Speaker 2 (06:27):
Yeah, we really gave them the keys too easily to
our brain, our brains, our brands, our brands.

Speaker 1 (06:36):
That's a combo of brand and brand brand brands, Yeah brands.
You're from the Bay Area, right, kind of East Bay?

Speaker 2 (06:45):
Yeah, conquered California conquered.

Speaker 1 (06:57):
So yeah, okay, yeah that that makes so much sense. Though,
I feel like, yeah, don't you think like people from
is conquered the East Bay?

Speaker 2 (07:07):
That's what they say. Yes, that's what I claim, all right.

Speaker 1 (07:11):
Yeah, people from the East Bay are just kind of fun.
I think.

Speaker 2 (07:14):
Yeah, they're a good time, well well rounded.

Speaker 1 (07:17):
Do you think that you're cool? I was thinking about
this in the shower. I was like, do I like
people who want to be cool? And I was thinking
I don't. But then I was like, I guess.

Speaker 4 (07:28):
Like.

Speaker 2 (07:34):
I mean I you do. No. I think I'm myself
and I think anybody who is true to themselves is
pretty cool. Yeah, as long as you're a cool person.
Damn that's a good drop right there. Yeah. No, I don't.

(07:58):
I do not think I'm cool? I do No.

Speaker 1 (08:01):
I did you were you cool in elementary school?

Speaker 2 (08:03):
Not at all? Zero percent?

Speaker 5 (08:04):
So you are.

Speaker 1 (08:05):
I would say you are pretty cool.

Speaker 2 (08:07):
I think I've found uh, I've carved out personality later
in life.

Speaker 1 (08:12):
But what year did that happen.

Speaker 2 (08:15):
I think it was. I mean it was. It was
already I was already out of high school.

Speaker 1 (08:20):
Wow, not even cool in high school.

Speaker 2 (08:22):
No, I was not cool on ice at all.

Speaker 1 (08:24):
Okay, So we also did text a little bit about
things that were on your mind.

Speaker 2 (08:28):
Sure, sure, sure, sure.

Speaker 1 (08:30):
Oh okay. So, first of all, I edited my movie
yeah that you're in Yes, here in this room, and
there was no bathroom.

Speaker 2 (08:42):
This is where it was edited. This is round zero.

Speaker 1 (08:44):
This is where I was edited. And so there was
no bathroom. And so rather than using a porta party
that was out on the street at the time, I
would go into that backyard and Pete.

Speaker 2 (08:54):
Oh, you would be in the woods back right back.

Speaker 1 (08:57):
Where you were joking about You're like sending me a
picktures when I was late, and in these various areas
where I was paying. Okay, and beyond that, I first
of all, I'm a frequent peer.

Speaker 2 (09:08):
Oh so I have issues with that. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (09:10):
So I was going out there, who woo, time lapse.
You just see that door boom. So I'm going out
there and one time I'm paining and I look up
and I'm looking dead into the eyes of a massive coyote.

Speaker 2 (09:24):
That's that's a frightening situation. Even coyotes are normally scared
of humans, right, that's weird for it to approach you,
you would think.

Speaker 1 (09:35):
But I have actually within a day, I have googled
and found a story of a rabbit coyote that has killed.

Speaker 2 (09:45):
Well, I think anytime an animal becomes rabbit, it's the aggressor.

Speaker 1 (09:50):
Yeah, yeah, it's gonna go.

Speaker 2 (09:52):
It's gonna find where you're at, it's gonna see you
going potty, and it's gonna approach.

Speaker 1 (09:58):
It's gonna come on ahead and towards.

Speaker 2 (10:00):
Yeah, but that's that's not that's not the normal behavior
battern of a grown kyote.

Speaker 1 (10:05):
No, they normally just like watching you, pete.

Speaker 2 (10:08):
Yeah there creepy. Yeah, they stare from far away.

Speaker 1 (10:12):
So basically this coyote. Oh but first of all, how
did I get to this? There was something where you.

Speaker 2 (10:23):
Were saying you were editing here the movie. Oh well
that story's done, okay, all right, that's okay. You were
using the restroom a line.

Speaker 1 (10:33):
Now it's getting into animal kills.

Speaker 2 (10:34):
I love that. I mean that's my specialty.

Speaker 1 (10:37):
Okay, well love it.

Speaker 2 (10:38):
I love animals killing. I love killing. Yeah, So did you.

Speaker 1 (10:43):
Know that a mountain lion attacked two brothers and killed
one of them pretty recently in California.

Speaker 2 (10:49):
I was aware of that. Yeah, you were, because I
actually used to live in Do you remember Pete twenty two,
the mountain lion. He's like a very hot, famous Hollywood
mountain lion. Towards the end there, P. Twenty two was
all up in my business, really my neighborhood crazy, Like
I have videos where P. Twenty two is.

Speaker 1 (11:07):
Can I see any It's gonna be hard for me
after yeah, absolutely, Could we post it to the account? Possibly?

Speaker 2 (11:13):
Absolutely?

Speaker 1 (11:14):
Wait, so what does that mean? It was tapping on
your like you heard like you'd be at your your
little your little sink washing dishes, and here you look
up and P. Twenty two waving to you with its.

Speaker 2 (11:25):
Pole like hello, come on out, come on out, you're
gonna finish. Let's go hop on my back, let's go
check out the Hollywood sign.

Speaker 1 (11:33):
Yeah, yeah, gestures.

Speaker 2 (11:34):
It's it's more like just like a lot of ringcam footage.
And then if you ever were thinking of like walking
your dog at night, there's a chance your dog is
gonna get snatched up.

Speaker 1 (11:43):
Yeah that's when yeah, P. Twenty two started going for
the little dogg os.

Speaker 2 (11:48):
Yeah, with with reckless.

Speaker 1 (11:50):
Abandoned, with that, with gusto, with zealousness.

Speaker 2 (11:55):
Let me get that jealousness.

Speaker 1 (11:56):
He said, where wait? Who let the dogs out? And
could you please let the dogs out.

Speaker 2 (12:05):
And keep them out unattended? Please?

Speaker 1 (12:07):
And guess what? Shout out to all my off leash
dog owners. We love you.

Speaker 2 (12:11):
Hey, you're doing it. You're doing God's work. Okay, who
needs a leash? Come on, seriously, let's go let the
dog walk cats too, they're eating everything out here.

Speaker 4 (12:24):
We do.

Speaker 1 (12:26):
This one's for pe, This one's it's all in the mouse.

Speaker 6 (12:30):
Yeah, who let the mice sound? Let the mice sound,
Let the mice sound.

Speaker 1 (12:44):
Oh I feel free? Okay. You went on a tour
around America?

Speaker 2 (12:49):
I did? Yeah? We uh with my podcast with my
fellows from Workaholics. It's called This Is Important And we
went on a little USA tour.

Speaker 1 (12:58):
Okay, So was that your first tour?

Speaker 2 (13:02):
It was? And it was it was a trip. Yeah,
it's a bit of a mind death. Why airports? Airports? Yeah,
airports mess not expected.

Speaker 1 (13:15):
Yeah, you're gonna be like it was crazy to see
all the fans in person. You're like, airport.

Speaker 2 (13:21):
Yeah, no, airports, really, they really throw you for a loop.

Speaker 1 (13:23):
No, they're a mess.

Speaker 2 (13:24):
I feel like they're a mess. They're also the most
honest representation of human society. It's just it's a trip.
It's a trip.

Speaker 3 (13:32):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (13:33):
You know. One time someone was saying, like, you can
have your shit together, and then love comes around you
find out how crazy you are. But it's like, actually,
the same could be said for airports. Yeah, Like you're like, no,
I go to therapy and blah blah blah, and then
all of a sudden you're at an airport.

Speaker 2 (13:47):
Like, why do I have to take off my shoes?
I'm I'm pre tsa and someone's yelling at.

Speaker 1 (13:53):
You, okay, take your coats off, and you're just like,
oh my god.

Speaker 2 (13:58):
You actually you don't have to take off your belt.
That belt won't set off the sensor. Should I put
it back on? It's already off. Yeah, no, get it
back on, because I want to prove to you that's
not going to ring. It's like okay, and then you're right, yeah,
they're right.

Speaker 1 (14:12):
I know. Well that's the other thing. I'm so accustomed
to taking my shoes off and stuff that now I'm like,
you don't hold on let me get this straight. You
do not want my shoes off? Now?

Speaker 2 (14:22):
Okay, So now if I take off my shoes, do
I seem like a threat?

Speaker 1 (14:25):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (14:25):
Like is that now the like he's taking off his shoes?

Speaker 1 (14:28):
Yeah, only a terrorist for you that.

Speaker 2 (14:30):
Yeah, they're too eager to be scanned. What are they hiding?

Speaker 1 (14:33):
What's in the shoe? Why are they holding a shoe?

Speaker 5 (14:36):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (14:36):
The hell I didn't see when you used to have
to take your shoes off. Not to harp on this time, but.

Speaker 2 (14:41):
Absolutely, I think we know what we're talking about.

Speaker 1 (14:44):
I did not like having a bare foot, sure, because
I never in my life saw anyone mopping those floors
up and you just have tons and tons of bare
feet in there. That's an absolute gang green risk.

Speaker 2 (14:58):
Absolutely, yes, a green It's like a huge problem.

Speaker 1 (15:02):
Now back to rabbit animals or a second.

Speaker 2 (15:03):
Absolutely, don't you.

Speaker 1 (15:05):
Think the scariest the scariest part of a rabbit animal
attacking you, aside from literally the bites in one, if
you're gonna die, sure has to be like getting those
raby shots, Because I think the raby shots are like
shot at you with a dart gun.

Speaker 2 (15:22):
I think they are. I think you have to stand
across in the stomach what stummach.

Speaker 7 (15:27):
They sometimes didn't They used to make you do raby shots,
like in the stomach, That's what I remember.

Speaker 1 (15:33):
Did that protocol change, like the airport shoe thing.

Speaker 7 (15:36):
Yeah, I'm hoping so, like, yeah.

Speaker 2 (15:39):
It's good just in the bicep now, I don't know.

Speaker 1 (15:41):
Just whenever there's something online where like a rabbit animal attacks,
it's like everyone in the commert joyus raby shots. Dude,
like they they make it sound like they're the worst
shots that you could ever get.

Speaker 2 (15:52):
I think they're pretty bad.

Speaker 7 (15:53):
I'm so excited you're talking about animal attacks.

Speaker 1 (15:56):
Okay, now we turn on you. Why you weirdo?

Speaker 3 (16:01):
Huh well, I'm sorry.

Speaker 7 (16:03):
It is kind of seasonal, but the wrong season. But
there there were these turkeys that were charrizing this small
town in Massachusetts.

Speaker 2 (16:11):
Turkeys, Yes, turkeys are aggressive. They're I'm pretty.

Speaker 7 (16:16):
Sure they like killed the man or like prevented him
from getting some really important one of those two things.

Speaker 1 (16:22):
We're trying to visualize it. Our eyes are rolling back
in her head as we try to visitalize. I hear
get killing a man.

Speaker 2 (16:29):
Wait, that would be.

Speaker 7 (16:31):
A tough You're trying to visualize it. I feel personally
attacked because I.

Speaker 2 (16:34):
Have some casa what fantasia? What was cigarette?

Speaker 1 (16:39):
A beautiful cigarette?

Speaker 2 (16:40):
Afantasia?

Speaker 1 (16:41):
Sureman, fantasia.

Speaker 7 (16:42):
Yeah, it's the impossibility to it's the it's the inability
to picture things in your mind.

Speaker 2 (16:47):
Whoa you have?

Speaker 1 (16:48):
He has no imagination?

Speaker 2 (16:53):
That's crazy?

Speaker 1 (16:54):
What a blessing? What a blessing? So like, can you
never jerk off?

Speaker 2 (17:00):
Whoa good?

Speaker 1 (17:02):
Is it jerking off? For all people about fantasizing about something?

Speaker 7 (17:06):
Well, unless you haven't fantasized, it's just not visual.

Speaker 1 (17:11):
So what does that mean?

Speaker 2 (17:11):
Yeah, hold on a second.

Speaker 7 (17:13):
Okay, So like if you were to like picture an
apple in your.

Speaker 2 (17:17):
Head, Okay, I'm doing it.

Speaker 7 (17:19):
What does it look like?

Speaker 1 (17:20):
You know what I'm seeing? Mac greet.

Speaker 8 (17:25):
Exactly like an actual thing.

Speaker 7 (17:26):
For me, it's like it's just darkness. But like I
know what an apple is and what it looked like,
and I could like describe details about Listen to me.

Speaker 1 (17:35):
Listen to me. I I have never pitied a caller
more And that says a lot.

Speaker 2 (17:40):
Yeah, that's crazy. I feel like that's a great plot
for a kid's movie.

Speaker 1 (17:45):
Where does it go? Wizard, don't put this on the children.

Speaker 2 (17:54):
Well, when did this start this? Do you have late
onset afonation? You've had it?

Speaker 7 (18:00):
I always recently. I'm sorry, You're right, I need to
calm down.

Speaker 9 (18:05):
You're like I've always had it, just so exciting.

Speaker 1 (18:08):
I can't I'm wait. I have a lot of questions
for you, sir, sir, So would.

Speaker 7 (18:15):
You please not use sir if you don't mind?

Speaker 1 (18:17):
Oh, what do you prefer?

Speaker 7 (18:20):
Charles?

Speaker 2 (18:22):
Charles in charge like you?

Speaker 1 (18:24):
Or daddy like? Okay, listen, daddy, fine, daddy, daddy. I
have a question for you. So, if you're playing TikTok toe,
can you not visualize how the other player is going
to play?

Speaker 2 (18:41):
Right? Okay?

Speaker 7 (18:43):
So I think that that's a great question.

Speaker 1 (18:45):
Right about that question, Man, I've fucking rocked him, dude.

Speaker 7 (18:52):
Oh yeah, I can. But I think that so okay.
So I also was like I studied damp all my
life and I so you would have.

Speaker 1 (19:01):
Thought the question. Another question? Hold, please, oh gosh, how
do you memorize choreo? Okay, you have to picture?

Speaker 7 (19:10):
It's probably why I gave up.

Speaker 2 (19:12):
Oh my goodness, see that's the kids movie.

Speaker 7 (19:14):
Well, I have to learn it in my body like that.
The knowledge lives in my bodcast and also like, I remember,
you have to do a movement over and over and
over again before I can memorize it. And also I
can imagine what it feels like to do the movement
even though I can't picture it, So you can.

Speaker 2 (19:38):
You can imagine all the senses except for sight the visual.
I have the smell of the.

Speaker 7 (19:47):
Cookies global Appantasia. Who can't, which means that they can't
imagine any senses, but I can, Like I can't imagine
the smell of garlic. I can imagine like the smell
of chocolate chip cookies, but I can't like picture those things,
per say, I know what they are in theory.

Speaker 2 (20:06):
Wow, that's wild, that's wild. I feel started.

Speaker 7 (20:11):
Working at the National Eye Institute and nobody there knows
what I'm talking about. And I'm like, I thought I
came here from this.

Speaker 1 (20:16):
You're like, excuse me, this is the National I Institute,
and you don't know about not being able to see
things in your mind.

Speaker 2 (20:24):
The mind's eye probably one of the most important.

Speaker 1 (20:27):
Yeah, so do you love Fantasia's music?

Speaker 2 (20:31):
Okay because of your rana? Hell yeah, American idol? Right,
but I think.

Speaker 7 (20:41):
The Disney movie Fantasi.

Speaker 1 (20:43):
Oh, ahead with someone else.

Speaker 2 (20:46):
She was the best.

Speaker 7 (20:48):
That's beautiful.

Speaker 2 (20:50):
That is really good.

Speaker 1 (20:52):
If you know me, then don't talk to me.

Speaker 7 (20:55):
I have to go because I need to cook dinner
and turn on the next episode of Louie. I want
to talk you all forever.

Speaker 2 (21:03):
What go for it? I'm here.

Speaker 7 (21:05):
Sorry, No, my child needs me, my actual six year old.

Speaker 1 (21:10):
Oh all right, we'll have fun.

Speaker 2 (21:12):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (21:13):
Thanks.

Speaker 7 (21:13):
I hope they don't have appantatia.

Speaker 2 (21:15):
See bye. It's like no, I hope they do.

Speaker 1 (21:21):
He says it like it's such a fun known thing.

Speaker 8 (21:24):
Hello, Hello, Hello to.

Speaker 4 (21:27):
You, my.

Speaker 1 (21:30):
We're here.

Speaker 5 (21:34):
Kissed Blake, Chelsea?

Speaker 4 (21:41):
Is this real? Like?

Speaker 2 (21:43):
I think so?

Speaker 5 (21:43):
You know how many times I've called you Chelsea? This
is amazing. I have so many things I need to
tell you.

Speaker 1 (21:50):
Go hold on, let me give you some hold.

Speaker 5 (21:53):
On go Oh okay, Chelsea. Number one, are you still
on an oatmeal cookie kick?

Speaker 2 (22:00):
What?

Speaker 5 (22:00):
Number two?

Speaker 1 (22:03):
Too loud? Hus, it's too loud.

Speaker 2 (22:05):
Run that one back.

Speaker 3 (22:07):
I have so many Are you.

Speaker 5 (22:08):
Still Are you on an oatmeal cookie kick?

Speaker 2 (22:11):
Still?

Speaker 6 (22:12):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (22:12):
Vaguely?

Speaker 2 (22:13):
Yeah, okay, vaguely.

Speaker 5 (22:14):
Have you heard of anzac cookie?

Speaker 1 (22:16):
No?

Speaker 5 (22:18):
Okay, you gotta try them. I think it's a new
Zealand thing, and I think Anzac Day is like this month,
so you got to look them up.

Speaker 1 (22:25):
Okay, okay, next question what okay, Blockadoku, have you beat
your high school No? I've given up. That shit is
too hard.

Speaker 2 (22:35):
Really, I don't even know.

Speaker 1 (22:36):
Bl I cannot get past my level and the levels like, okay,
it's a game where it's like Tetris, but you can
move them anywhere to like put the puzzle pieces together.

Speaker 2 (22:46):
Okay, Okay.

Speaker 1 (22:47):
My high score like I can't remember now what it was.
Laura probably does because she's beat it.

Speaker 5 (22:53):
I think it was like seventeen something whatever.

Speaker 2 (22:56):
Is that impressive?

Speaker 1 (22:57):
No? Apparently not.

Speaker 2 (23:00):
Okay, so you asked this question still playing exactly on
your hero. I see how I want to.

Speaker 1 (23:05):
Know, but I like your organization. It's off topics.

Speaker 5 (23:08):
Now I want her to beat me. I want it
to be a challenge.

Speaker 1 (23:11):
Listen, here's the thing. I actually truly kind of want
to take an IQ test because I think I'm so smart.
But then, like the black Kadoku thing, I'm like, am
I a fucking idiot? Because people in my comments are like,
my score is twenty two thousand and I'm at like
two thousand.

Speaker 2 (23:28):
And you're like, really, and I'm working for that, Yeah, sweating,
You're like my sister.

Speaker 5 (23:34):
And I made her prove it to me because I
don't believe it. But it's true. And I don't know
how that's possible.

Speaker 1 (23:38):
I don't know how. Literally, it's inconceivable to me. And like,
I've played so many times and can't even beat that,
and I'm like, this is just they're not in it
for people to become addicted to the.

Speaker 2 (23:48):
Game, right, they actually want to.

Speaker 5 (23:51):
It's ridiculous. I actually need help.

Speaker 1 (23:53):
Also, I'm just like, am I just so? Is that?
What is the strength that you need for that game?
Is it spatial perception? Is it math?

Speaker 2 (24:02):
It might be you have aph in asia or whatever?
Who knows.

Speaker 1 (24:05):
Oh my gosh, I need.

Speaker 5 (24:06):
To go back to that much strategy for me. You
have to like look too far in the future.

Speaker 2 (24:10):
But then it's luck. You think luck is part of it.

Speaker 1 (24:14):
No, candy crush is luck on, that's just luck too.
I thought you're about to do I was about to
hang up on her, but then I was I keep
being about to hang up.

Speaker 2 (24:25):
I thought you're about to pound me for freak candy crush.

Speaker 5 (24:29):
Yeah, but no, I have a food test if you'll
have me, fine, but what's your topic today?

Speaker 1 (24:37):
Come on, dude, just do your food test.

Speaker 5 (24:39):
Okay, okay, okay, I.

Speaker 1 (24:42):
Like it, but I can be empathetic to someone who
doesn't like it. I'll say it's very extreme.

Speaker 5 (24:48):
It's really easy to make.

Speaker 3 (24:50):
Actually, so do you like it?

Speaker 1 (24:51):
Isn't that?

Speaker 2 (24:52):
Is that like a Mexican cookie or something?

Speaker 1 (24:55):
No?

Speaker 2 (24:56):
I doubt.

Speaker 5 (24:56):
I do like almond flour and powdered sugar.

Speaker 1 (24:59):
It's like rose water.

Speaker 5 (25:00):
I use orange blossom water though.

Speaker 2 (25:02):
Yeah, I don't like any of the things you just said.
Orange blossom that's disgusting.

Speaker 1 (25:08):
You're crazy.

Speaker 2 (25:10):
Rose water that belongs in shampoo.

Speaker 5 (25:12):
Okay, yeah it's I don't use rose water.

Speaker 4 (25:16):
But okay.

Speaker 1 (25:17):
Truffle I like it? Good?

Speaker 2 (25:21):
Yeah? Wait, chocolate truffles or actual like truffle?

Speaker 1 (25:24):
That good question.

Speaker 2 (25:25):
If I feel like there's.

Speaker 5 (25:26):
A mushroom, the mushroom, whatever it is.

Speaker 1 (25:29):
We like it.

Speaker 2 (25:30):
Yeah, I'm in It's tasty, all right?

Speaker 1 (25:33):
Yava? Honey? Come on, man, you have to say if
we're right or wrong?

Speaker 5 (25:38):
Oh I did?

Speaker 2 (25:39):
You're correct?

Speaker 1 (25:41):
Oh?

Speaker 5 (25:41):
Okay, okay, what about guava?

Speaker 1 (25:44):
I like it?

Speaker 5 (25:45):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (25:45):
I like guava juice?

Speaker 1 (25:48):
Correct?

Speaker 5 (25:49):
Have you ever heard of fay Jellas.

Speaker 1 (25:53):
Is that Brazilian?

Speaker 5 (25:55):
I think it's New Zealand as well. I just get
this from people I follow on Instagram, but I think
it's like they faced, like a cross between a guava
and a pineapple.

Speaker 1 (26:03):
I've never had it, but yeah, I've never had it.

Speaker 2 (26:06):
I mean, I like it and I've never had it.

Speaker 1 (26:09):
You can't really administer one that you haven't had.

Speaker 2 (26:11):
Yeah, that doesn't seem fair.

Speaker 1 (26:12):
Yeah, so we go.

Speaker 5 (26:14):
That was just a side note.

Speaker 1 (26:16):
I had to hang up. You can't. That's just against
the absolute rules.

Speaker 2 (26:20):
Hello, we gave a shot.

Speaker 1 (26:23):
Hello, Hi, Hi, Hi, where are you?

Speaker 4 (26:29):
Hi?

Speaker 2 (26:31):
A tunnel?

Speaker 10 (26:31):
I'm at an airport.

Speaker 2 (26:36):
How's it going out there?

Speaker 1 (26:40):
Airport?

Speaker 2 (26:43):
Are your shoes on or off? What's up? You got socks?

Speaker 10 (26:46):
My shoes are on?

Speaker 8 (26:48):
Right?

Speaker 2 (26:49):
Okay? And so okay, protected go ahead. How's report?

Speaker 1 (26:59):
Oh boy?

Speaker 2 (27:01):
What airport is it?

Speaker 10 (27:04):
I'm in New Orleans.

Speaker 2 (27:05):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (27:06):
I love New Orleans.

Speaker 2 (27:07):
Yeah that's great. It's a good time. Yeah, business or pleasure? Sorry,
business or pleasure.

Speaker 10 (27:19):
I'm my friend lives here, so I'm visiting her.

Speaker 11 (27:23):
That's awesome, Oh pleasure awesome.

Speaker 10 (27:27):
Yeah. Also, I think it's kind of funny because I
own like both of your guys' merch. I have Chelsea's
oat milk shirt and then I have your four teenager shirt.

Speaker 2 (27:41):
Oh cool, thanks for the support.

Speaker 1 (27:44):
Are you wearing them both right now?

Speaker 2 (27:45):
Yeah?

Speaker 10 (27:47):
Yeah, they're stacked on me like that.

Speaker 1 (27:50):
La Lakers like halftime show thing.

Speaker 2 (27:53):
Yeah, you do a little teary.

Speaker 1 (27:55):
So guess what, girl, I hate to break and bust
up this crazy little ship chat that we're having. But
do you know that a caller called and says he
has something called Fantasia's disease where you can't visualize anything.

Speaker 12 (28:10):
I have that.

Speaker 4 (28:10):
I have that?

Speaker 1 (28:11):
What actual? What you do?

Speaker 2 (28:16):
Wait?

Speaker 1 (28:17):
No, I actually do?

Speaker 2 (28:19):
Wow, So explain to us. Is this a maybe it's
like something that's happening to American's.

Speaker 1 (28:26):
Like, oh, it's got to be because.

Speaker 2 (28:28):
Of red Ball? Yeah, is this a new Is this
a vax thing or what?

Speaker 1 (28:36):
Yeah? Is this a vax thing?

Speaker 4 (28:39):
Well?

Speaker 10 (28:39):
I didn't know I had it till I was reading
about it, and I was like, wait, I guess I
just kind of thought people like pretended to picture things
or like just imagine.

Speaker 2 (28:53):
Oh yeah, statue of Liberty, Yeah.

Speaker 1 (28:56):
Big, I'm pretending to think of a bear.

Speaker 2 (28:59):
Yeah, oh fuzzy.

Speaker 1 (29:02):
Got EARS's confusing interesting, So like.

Speaker 10 (29:08):
Reading reading books like not as.

Speaker 2 (29:10):
Yeah, that's gotta be boring as hell? Are you kidding me?

Speaker 1 (29:13):
Wait? So are you like when you have to plan
an outfit, do you have to physically open your drawers?
You can't.

Speaker 10 (29:20):
My room's a mess, everything's everywhere.

Speaker 1 (29:24):
What else happens?

Speaker 3 (29:25):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (29:26):
How else? We're trying to understand that to you.

Speaker 10 (29:30):
I'm a designer, so I guess that I like like
computer programs because I'm able to kind of like layer
stuff together because I can't, like I don't know, I
just need to like see it in front of me,
if that makes sense, Not entirely.

Speaker 2 (29:46):
Yeah, it's hard for me, Like it's hard for me
to visualize what you're going through.

Speaker 10 (29:52):
Yeah, what's crazy is people who like don't have a subconscious,
like they can't hear themselves in their heads.

Speaker 2 (30:01):
Is that is that part of the Is this a disorder? No?

Speaker 10 (30:05):
I don't know what that is, but I just like
remember reading about it and I was like, that's crazy.
But I'm sure that's how you guys feel about it.

Speaker 1 (30:12):
So I wait, So, okay, when you how did you
figure out you have this? You took an online test.
It's like imagine a balloon, and you're like, I am
drawing up nothing.

Speaker 2 (30:23):
There's blank.

Speaker 10 (30:24):
There's one with like pictures of apples.

Speaker 3 (30:26):
Yeah, and you're supposed to like like there's one where
it's just like completely blank.

Speaker 10 (30:33):
There's one where it's like kind of a silhouette. Yeah,
and I can sometimes get some like silhouette action, but
I'm definitely not picturing any like color or like three
D shape or anything.

Speaker 2 (30:46):
Huh? Is there any way to reverse it? Are people
working towards a cure? Can we start taking donations? What's up?

Speaker 5 (30:54):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (30:55):
You're not aware of the science, do you do? You
you don't even mind having it? Really?

Speaker 4 (31:00):
No?

Speaker 10 (31:00):
I actually kind of hate it. I wish I had
like the imagination of like some of my friends that
I don't know, They just like have really vivid daydreams
and stuff. So that's pretty cool.

Speaker 1 (31:16):
Sitting around having vivid daydreams. I'm like, wait, that's that's
also not related. Yeah. Yeah, remember that guy who was
viral for seeing the rainbows music visualized? That's what being

(31:37):
on mushrooms is.

Speaker 2 (31:38):
Like, Yeah, wait, have you tried that?

Speaker 5 (31:40):
Ye?

Speaker 2 (31:41):
Have you taken like a psychedelic Has that helped?

Speaker 4 (31:43):
Oh?

Speaker 10 (31:44):
I definitely and uh, I mean yeah, I can, like
I'm when I trip, I like, you can see stuff,
But that's just my eyes, you know.

Speaker 1 (31:53):
No, no, hold question, this is the ultimate question. If
you did d would you see the visualization that everyone sees?

Speaker 10 (32:03):
Yes, well, when I dream, I could still see stuff.

Speaker 2 (32:09):
What doesn't make sense?

Speaker 1 (32:10):
That's a rip off of something.

Speaker 5 (32:12):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (32:13):
Some synapses not firing up there. I'm gonna have to
really look into this. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (32:18):
Same, But I feel for you. We need a medic
for this show.

Speaker 2 (32:23):
That would be cool, like.

Speaker 1 (32:24):
Just sitting in the corner and for one all these
fucking freaks calling. Wait, how do we have two people
that can't visualize something calling? There's something crazy going on?

Speaker 2 (32:33):
Something is a miss? Did you prompt these calls or something?

Speaker 1 (32:36):
No, all we did was supposed to your face. Oh
my god.

Speaker 2 (32:40):
Maybe because I'm such a like a visual freak show,
such a like a visual.

Speaker 1 (32:45):
Freak show, visual show.

Speaker 2 (32:49):
Come on, man, it's such a like a visual freak show.
Freak show, freak show. Maybe because I'm such a like
a visual freak show, that's what they relate to me. Like,
you look like what I wish I could see in

(33:12):
my mind's eye.

Speaker 1 (33:13):
A visual freak show.

Speaker 2 (33:14):
Yeah, just like I have a lot.

Speaker 1 (33:16):
Don't talk about my friend like that.

Speaker 2 (33:18):
Thanks, that's cool. That's pretty cool.

Speaker 1 (33:21):
Wow anything else cool about your Is it called a disease?

Speaker 10 (33:25):
I don't I don't know, I don't know.

Speaker 2 (33:29):
Yeah, and definitely don't look into it.

Speaker 1 (33:31):
Yeah, it's yours, but not at the same time.

Speaker 2 (33:33):
As soon as you embrace it, it takes you over.

Speaker 1 (33:35):
So don't get your identity all right.

Speaker 2 (33:38):
But let it remain powerless. Good job.

Speaker 1 (33:40):
Wow hmm, that's crazy.

Speaker 2 (33:43):
That is weird. Okay, what are the chances?

Speaker 1 (33:46):
Hello, Color? Can you picture things in your mind?

Speaker 4 (33:48):
Oh?

Speaker 11 (33:49):
Yeah, yeah, that's how I think.

Speaker 8 (33:57):
Doesn't everybody like.

Speaker 1 (34:00):
Ever understand and tell you listen to this episode that
absolutely fifty of the population can't see anything in their
mind's eye.

Speaker 13 (34:11):
Damn that sucks.

Speaker 3 (34:13):
That's sad.

Speaker 2 (34:15):
It's going to be a really good kids movie.

Speaker 1 (34:17):
Yeah, I don't understand that.

Speaker 2 (34:20):
I'll let you know right up a little draft. I
guess I'll get a one sheet.

Speaker 4 (34:25):
Color.

Speaker 2 (34:26):
Have been by you guys a moment? Dude? Are we
allowed to say full names you? I don't know.

Speaker 1 (34:36):
The thing is I never do, but then call it
like when I have guessed they always want to, but
then it always is like, what that's my name? No,
that's not my name, and you have to do a
bunch of that on every call.

Speaker 12 (34:47):
Well, he's it's probably my dad.

Speaker 1 (34:51):
That's what it was.

Speaker 2 (34:52):
Your dad on the Oakland Athletics by any.

Speaker 13 (34:54):
Chance, no, unluck he wasn't.

Speaker 12 (34:58):
Didn't tell me.

Speaker 13 (34:59):
But it was like a breakdancer, so he could have been.

Speaker 1 (35:02):
I don't know, nice. I might have hooked up with it.

Speaker 13 (35:06):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (35:06):
Hell, hello baby, Wait.

Speaker 1 (35:10):
Are you in the B area?

Speaker 13 (35:12):
No, I'm in Portland.

Speaker 3 (35:14):
Oh, grew up in La.

Speaker 1 (35:16):
Oh yeah, what do you do? Like side, what do
you do for your part in your share of keeping
it weird?

Speaker 2 (35:25):
There we go?

Speaker 5 (35:27):
Oh my god, it's like too weird.

Speaker 3 (35:30):
I don't know it.

Speaker 2 (35:31):
Has gone weird. That was part of my USA tour
and Portland is very weird.

Speaker 1 (35:36):
Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, food trucks.

Speaker 12 (35:39):
You're like, does it feel weird when you come?

Speaker 2 (35:41):
Like yeah, because I hadn't been back there in like
fifteen years and it, yeah, it got it got weirder
in like a way that I I think it almost
got a little too weird.

Speaker 1 (35:51):
Well, it's definitely like from my experience was like it's
like there's food trucks in Voodoo Donuts.

Speaker 2 (35:58):
Yeah, a lot of that. I went to.

Speaker 1 (36:00):
It's surrounded by right wing militias.

Speaker 2 (36:02):
There's a lot of militiavibes. Yeah, but it's cool, cool
place to live. Yeah, it's cool.

Speaker 1 (36:09):
At the same time, you're sure, like it's so nice there.

Speaker 13 (36:14):
No, it's okay.

Speaker 12 (36:15):
I've been thinking about moving back to California. Everybody like
hates Californians here.

Speaker 13 (36:20):
Yeah, you want to stay to be like cool, but
I don't like that.

Speaker 2 (36:25):
I don't like the anti California. A lot of places
have that. Really, Yeah, we infest the.

Speaker 1 (36:32):
Yeah, yeah fuck that.

Speaker 2 (36:34):
Yeah whatever, haters California till I die.

Speaker 1 (36:38):
Yeah.

Speaker 12 (36:39):
Yeah, it's like, sure, I'll try to be weird like
that's cool, I guess.

Speaker 1 (36:44):
But right.

Speaker 12 (36:46):
Yeah here, I'm just walking my dog. I tried calling
you guys, kind of.

Speaker 1 (36:57):
Hard to hear. You just hearing test if you want, okay,
sure go for it. Cold Robbie Cole, Robbie Radish.

Speaker 12 (37:08):
I think it's in that family.

Speaker 1 (37:12):
Ah, what's the prep? How are we prepping?

Speaker 2 (37:19):
Cheffing that sugared Cole Robbie.

Speaker 12 (37:24):
I had it perade. Oh well, I won't say when
I thought it was.

Speaker 1 (37:29):
I think it's good.

Speaker 2 (37:31):
Hm hmm. I'm not a fan of pure Okay, okay, okay, cool.

Speaker 1 (37:36):
Blake's out, So Chelsea won Blake zero. Okay, go ahead.
This is a good competition.

Speaker 2 (37:41):
Actually, I like this.

Speaker 1 (37:42):
Who wins? What else do you have? Or was that
your only.

Speaker 2 (37:45):
Cole Robbie, that's like, oh my god.

Speaker 1 (37:49):
Keep it weird.

Speaker 2 (37:50):
Yeah, absolutely, keep good luck Robbie.

Speaker 1 (37:53):
It weird.

Speaker 2 (37:54):
Good luck out there.

Speaker 1 (37:55):
It's a tough, cruel world apparently that many cannot even envision.
I can't and I can't wrap my head around that.

Speaker 2 (38:03):
The fact that it was back to back callers is
absolutely insane, insane.

Speaker 1 (38:08):
It's insane and honestly a gift like this podcast. These
are the calls you're hoping for. Okay, you're here for
an historic occasion. Because when that lady called about her
friend's dog who attacked thirteen people and put them in
the hospital. Thirteen people, what, oh, we have to talk

(38:29):
to her. She's a therapist and her best friend's dog
attacked thirteen people, including four I think four at a
dinner party that sent four people to the hospital to the.

Speaker 2 (38:40):
Er at one dinner party, at.

Speaker 1 (38:42):
One dinner party. And I'm just like never hang up,
never go away, stay with me forever.

Speaker 2 (38:49):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (38:50):
Like, and then you have two people who can't visualize anything.
It's like, I'm trying to picture that.

Speaker 2 (38:55):
It's beautiful and we all exist together with these dogs
biting us right, the mountain lions.

Speaker 1 (39:02):
It's just a big old crazy world. It's a beautiful plan,
mixed up, crazy, diverse.

Speaker 2 (39:11):
Absolutely, it's really at in Borough. It's really weird out there.

Speaker 1 (39:17):
Hello, hi, hi, Hello, Oh that sounds a little better.
How you doing?

Speaker 13 (39:24):
I switched? Oh you know me, I'm doing all right.
How's it going with you?

Speaker 1 (39:28):
You know what? We are learning and learning and learning today.
We are having a kind of crazy cosmic experience here
at the show where we had two callers who cannot
visualize anything, called Fantasia.

Speaker 2 (39:41):
What.

Speaker 13 (39:42):
I have friends who will talk about this all the time.
Where one of them, like, when they read a book,
they don't like they're not able to like picture things
in their like mind.

Speaker 1 (39:53):
Die.

Speaker 2 (39:53):
Yeah, that's it, that's that's acadn Asia, that's.

Speaker 1 (39:58):
It, that's you acting Asia.

Speaker 2 (40:02):
Yeah. How could you even read a book without the
powers of visualizing? That seems like the most boring thing
you could ever do.

Speaker 13 (40:11):
I am I think I don't know if I can
do it or not, you know, like I I which
maybe means I can't.

Speaker 4 (40:18):
I don't know what.

Speaker 2 (40:20):
Yeah, how do you not know?

Speaker 1 (40:22):
Here's a test. Here's a test. Picture your bedroom right now?

Speaker 13 (40:28):
Okay, I guess I can.

Speaker 2 (40:30):
Can you tell us about your bedroom?

Speaker 1 (40:34):
What is your sheet?

Speaker 13 (40:35):
Hey, that's that's between me and uh, you know.

Speaker 1 (40:38):
Whoever satan the devil, the damn devil dancing on your
bed sheets and wiping his dirty.

Speaker 14 (40:45):
Little clawed feet on them, giving you on and all
your little dirty endevils.

Speaker 13 (40:53):
That's right, Yeah, that's right.

Speaker 1 (40:56):
Yeah, we're staying here.

Speaker 14 (40:57):
We're not leaving this little, dirty, dusty bedroom.

Speaker 2 (41:01):
Tell us about the way you dance with the devil
in the bedroom.

Speaker 1 (41:06):
When we're saying that, I'm imagining a little devil, are you?

Speaker 2 (41:09):
I am? I actually see a rather large down.

Speaker 13 (41:13):
Yeah, I'm seeing like a medium size like hip hip
hip pipes boom.

Speaker 2 (41:19):
So you're seeing Okay, that's a good sign.

Speaker 13 (41:22):
I don't have it.

Speaker 2 (41:23):
Whatever it is, year, it's good for you, man.

Speaker 13 (41:28):
I got a quick food test. All right, let's go,
all right, bagel breakfast sandwiches, breakfast sandwich on a bagel.

Speaker 1 (41:37):
You're not gonna like my answer what.

Speaker 13 (41:41):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (41:41):
I don't like them.

Speaker 13 (41:43):
NEA's not a lie for me, zero for you not
to like.

Speaker 1 (41:50):
I'll tell you that there's Yeah, it's not.

Speaker 13 (41:53):
It's just like I can't you know, you get the
bagel and then you get stuff in between it. Now
it's it's like a five inch bite. You know, I
can't get that.

Speaker 1 (42:00):
Five inch bite, Blake, I was a little something.

Speaker 2 (42:03):
I'm taking a five inch bite, no problem. Goddamn.

Speaker 14 (42:10):
Don't even have to belize, because you got the real
nail and man, the holy.

Speaker 1 (42:14):
Veil, the real mcguarre.

Speaker 2 (42:15):
Give it to me, babyel.

Speaker 13 (42:18):
What's the best? What's the best bread for a breakfast sandwich?
Sour dough or English squad?

Speaker 1 (42:28):
Yeah? I mean the thing about a bagel for a
breakfast sandwich, it's so dense, Like if you're gonna eat
a bagel, that's your calories. Okay, you got your bagel,
you got your cream, cheese or your schmear. Okay, that's
your calories for the morning. If you're gonna bacon, egg
and cheese, that bread should be light. It should be soft,

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it should be a little bit toasted, and it should
smush right when you bite into it, thus releasing all
those dirty, dirty, little dirty is right into your chomping.

Speaker 2 (43:00):
You'll get hungry. And I already had breakfast.

Speaker 1 (43:02):
But we have jesuits. There's stale.

Speaker 2 (43:06):
Damn, I love Jesus.

Speaker 1 (43:07):
How did they get stale in that air tight pack?

Speaker 2 (43:11):
Just maybe it's not as sealed as you think.

Speaker 1 (43:14):
Have you ever?

Speaker 13 (43:15):
Have you guys heard about the new It's a taco
bell like Crunch Wraps Supreme, but instead of a like
a the tostada shell, it's got like a huge cheese
it in it.

Speaker 2 (43:24):
Yes, yes, I remember seeing the R and D for that.

Speaker 5 (43:27):
I was.

Speaker 13 (43:28):
I think it's like there releasing it nationwide.

Speaker 2 (43:31):
It hasn't come out yet, but oh so it's finally
going to drop. When are they gonna drop it like
freaking four or something? Oh yeah, so.

Speaker 13 (43:40):
It would be perfect?

Speaker 2 (43:42):
Yeah actually yeah, yeah, So sir, Okay, this is gonna
be crazy.

Speaker 1 (43:47):
But I am I'm listening to your voice, and I'm
imagining you as someone with fine hair, a tan rather
tall who golfs.

Speaker 13 (43:58):
I'm I'm tall. I don't know, I'm not super tan,
but you know, summer's getting started, so maybe in a
little bit here and fine hair? Yeah, what Does that
mean I could tin? I mean, you know, it's get
getting thinner all the time.

Speaker 1 (44:15):
Do you golf?

Speaker 13 (44:17):
I do I got the face of the golf ball
one like a year ago.

Speaker 1 (44:21):
The one over.

Speaker 2 (44:23):
Yeah, this episode, but you got hit in the face
with a golf ball.

Speaker 3 (44:27):
Yeah, I was.

Speaker 13 (44:29):
I was chipping on the whole three and someone was
driving you know, teeing off on the tea box on
four and they drove it right into my right in
my face.

Speaker 1 (44:37):
Oh my god, do you is there any video of that? Like,
did you ask the cameras, like the golf plays if
they had surveillance? Did you get that? Yeahked the golf
ball right where his nose used to be. He's like,
did you get that?

Speaker 2 (44:51):
Did you have to get some kind of like facial
reconstructive surgery or no?

Speaker 13 (44:56):
I got five pitches and the un this guy that
they paired me up with, you know sometimes when you
go golfing by yourself, they just carry up with a
stranger brushed me to the emergency room.

Speaker 1 (45:06):
Wow. That guy was like, oh god.

Speaker 13 (45:10):
Bruin ruined.

Speaker 2 (45:12):
Are you guys friends to this day?

Speaker 4 (45:14):
No?

Speaker 13 (45:15):
You know, we exchanged numbers and the golf course, uh
gave us some brain tickets. The brain tickets.

Speaker 1 (45:22):
I guess brainchecks brain tickets. Yeah, there we get a new.

Speaker 5 (45:27):
Course.

Speaker 1 (45:29):
We Uh here's brain tickets. Uh. They deal with it
all the time, right.

Speaker 13 (45:35):
Well that's the thing. There's like a big sign now,
Like I noticed them all the time and in golf
course clubhouses that say like, by playing here, you are
accepting any risk. Everyone was like, oh, are you gonna
see And I was like, I think you kind of
just sign up for that there.

Speaker 2 (45:48):
So you exchange numbers with the guy who brought you
to the to the hospital.

Speaker 13 (45:52):
Yeah, and we were gonna we were gonna try and
get back out there and finish our eighteen.

Speaker 2 (45:55):
You should text him today and just be like thinking
about you.

Speaker 1 (45:58):
He's like, you know, unfortunately now I walk sideways. I
can't walk a straight line golf with me.

Speaker 2 (46:06):
Wow, yeah, I'm sorry about that, but I'm the face.
Yeah yeah, text him reach out. So thanks for being there.

Speaker 13 (46:13):
But I have to get back to work. Sitting on
top of a food truck and I gotta get down.

Speaker 2 (46:19):
Are you important, real, sweetheart?

Speaker 1 (46:21):
But I gotta go right wait, okay, how did I
know that he's a golfer from me?

Speaker 2 (46:30):
It's weird you're like that, I don't know. These phone
calls are all just like work.

Speaker 1 (46:34):
This is spooky. It's really weird, right up, spooky episode.

Speaker 2 (46:38):
Everything is kind of connecting. It'sird.

Speaker 1 (46:41):
It is weird.

Speaker 2 (46:42):
It's weird.

Speaker 1 (46:42):
Like here's what. I don't know how you would produce this,
and you know, I'm sure doesn't, but it would be
amazing to hear someone's voice you say how you imagine
them to look, and then you see a picture of
them and see if you're right.

Speaker 2 (46:59):
Oh, that's kind of cool. Like Guess who, Yeah, which
is a great game.

Speaker 1 (47:03):
I love it. Yeah, and the new version where you say,
like they have a trust fund.

Speaker 2 (47:07):
Right, and I'm not allowed to do physical appearance, you know,
at risk of.

Speaker 1 (47:12):
Being like me and Jordan are failures. We played that
game on a recent our recent trip to Costa Rica. Hello,
and every time we did not guess each other for something.

Speaker 2 (47:24):
Like, it's hard.

Speaker 1 (47:24):
It's hard.

Speaker 2 (47:25):
That's a hard game.

Speaker 1 (47:26):
This is going off snap judgments.

Speaker 2 (47:27):
It really is. And you and you never know. Some
people can really pick somebody apart and nobody know what
kind of person they are. Hello, how are you?

Speaker 1 (47:39):
How are you? Is your name? Wireless caller?

Speaker 2 (47:43):
Dude? That is a really beautiful name.

Speaker 1 (47:44):
Seriously, is it named what?

Speaker 3 (47:46):
What is it?

Speaker 2 (47:47):
Wireless corner?

Speaker 4 (47:50):
No?

Speaker 8 (47:50):
No, it's no.

Speaker 2 (47:52):
My name is Logan dang Worrien. All right, your parents
were Marvel fans.

Speaker 3 (47:57):
Huh No, I was born in seventy two, so okay,
it's a family name.

Speaker 5 (48:03):
Okay.

Speaker 1 (48:03):
Let me try to get what you look like. Let
me guess what you look like.

Speaker 3 (48:06):
I get that all the time. Okay, you have you
know update to on the dog bite?

Speaker 2 (48:12):
Oh wait, oh god, holy shit, it's you there you are?

Speaker 1 (48:17):
Okay, yes, So first of all, I want this update.
Did you listen to the podcast? Did your friend listen
to the podcast? Have you had any heart to hearts
about this dog situation? Tell us everything?

Speaker 3 (48:29):
Okay. I listened to the podcast, and I thought it
was hilarious. She knows nothing of the podcast and must
know never know about it. Oh okay, period, because I
think I won't tell her, like, okay, please don't. Yeah,
but yeah, I watched it. I listened to it, and
then it cracked me up because several podcasts later, like

(48:51):
people were bringing it up. I was like, no, it's dying.

Speaker 1 (48:55):
It's a legendary, a legendary call.

Speaker 3 (49:00):
Okay, Well, I'm excited that it provided you with a
legendary call. That's exciting for me. I don't have much
going on in life.

Speaker 1 (49:07):
So did it make you? Did it at all make
you question that your best friend has terrible judgment?

Speaker 3 (49:13):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (49:14):
Interesting?

Speaker 3 (49:16):
But the dog, the dog has crossed the rain No way.

Speaker 1 (49:19):
No, Actually I'm terrible. I feel terrible.

Speaker 3 (49:23):
Why because he was vicious and they think that he
had like a brain tumor. He was very he was
very damn he was a very damaged dog. I mean,
I don't you think after the thirteenth bite.

Speaker 2 (49:37):
I mean, come on, man, come on, how many chances
did he give an animal?

Speaker 3 (49:44):
Well, I mean I basically said, I refuse to come
to your house anymore if that dog is out or whatever.
And so I mean they did the responsible thing, which
they could have done earlier, maybe thirdvice or a second time.
Somebody was in the hospital. But you know, yeah, well
so yeah, the dogs in the Rainbow.

Speaker 2 (50:04):
Bridge r I p uh. Can we say the dog's
name or no?

Speaker 3 (50:10):
Okay, it's very it's not like buddy or anything like that.

Speaker 2 (50:17):
Well, I just.

Speaker 3 (50:19):
Wanted to call let you know that I am here.
I do have a scar, I am healed. Though my
toes are healed, my foot is heeled, and my leg
is kind of a gross scar and I'm trying to
like treat it with like scar treat. It's not gross,
but it's.

Speaker 5 (50:33):
Kind of like.

Speaker 2 (50:35):
You got that Logan Wolverine healing factor. Damn, that's right.

Speaker 3 (50:40):
I can't. It's about it took about two months to
heal all the way.

Speaker 2 (50:46):
Well, it's pretty hard.

Speaker 3 (50:47):
It's pretty gross.

Speaker 1 (50:49):
Yeah, when, yeah, when that dog went to hell, I
guess what Satan saying to.

Speaker 6 (50:59):
Him looking for someone like you and you've been looking
for somebody to.

Speaker 1 (51:08):
Correct.

Speaker 2 (51:11):
Is that Michael Franks?

Speaker 1 (51:14):
Definitely it's in my heartless diverse, so it's definitely know one.
It's probably this cycle, Yanks cycle.

Speaker 2 (51:23):
Yanks is killing it. That was good.

Speaker 3 (51:26):
He's the dog is Satan.

Speaker 1 (51:29):
When if the dog tried to like float up to heaven,
this is what God would say, you don't belong.

Speaker 3 (51:36):
He absolutely don't belong.

Speaker 2 (51:45):
He go on, now, get get on down the hill
with you now you know, damn well, you can't past
the pearly gates.

Speaker 1 (51:56):
This is God to the dog when he came up.
You won't. Man, I'm sad. I am sad for that
dog and.

Speaker 3 (52:12):
Well, I mean it was it was a very difficult
time and it was a difficult decision, but it was
the right decision because he was sick, you know. But anyway,
they're going to get a new dog in May, so
oh because there the other dog is missing, the one dog.

Speaker 2 (52:32):
They have another dog, and that dog is well behaved.

Speaker 3 (52:35):
Yeah, very well behaved, same breed, very well behaved. Okay, okay,
watch out for those mini poodles. They are vicious. Listen.

Speaker 1 (52:43):
That's all I had growing up, and they weren't. But
apparently my child this.

Speaker 3 (52:49):
Is a bad egg. I guess I don't know.

Speaker 1 (52:50):
Right well, my childhood dog did. I wonder if they're
prone to brain tumors because my childhood dog did get eventually,
I think, put down because he was biting people because
he had a brain tumor.

Speaker 2 (53:03):
Really yeah, yeah, I feel.

Speaker 3 (53:06):
That's what the vet that came to put him down
said that he probably had some kind of brain tumor.

Speaker 1 (53:11):
I wasn't involved in that. I would just want to
be clear.

Speaker 3 (53:13):
I would have a hard I had nothing to do
with it.

Speaker 1 (53:16):
I would have a hard time deciding to put a
dog down, like if they had a brain tumor, what
you just create a little padded room for it and
just throw the food in there and then run.

Speaker 2 (53:24):
That's yeah, yeah a dog he can absolutely.

Speaker 1 (53:30):
You have a ten foot wall that you drop balls over.

Speaker 2 (53:33):
Yeah, just give it raw meat. Here you go.

Speaker 3 (53:39):
My friend said at the end, that's like he would
sit on the sofa beside her and she was scared.

Speaker 1 (53:45):
So like that's a problem.

Speaker 2 (53:47):
Yeah, that's that's a problem.

Speaker 1 (53:50):
Now. Ps. That's how I feel with cats always.

Speaker 2 (53:53):
You feel like they have the I feel they could.

Speaker 1 (53:56):
Go off at any moment and just scratch with their claws.

Speaker 2 (54:01):
I don't know, Well, they can't speak, that's how they talk.

Speaker 1 (54:04):
It's with their Honestly. A lot of dogs are like
that too, Like some people's dogs, like when you go
to their house and they stare at you and they following,
They're like, You're like, what do you want? What are
you doing? You're actually like, you.

Speaker 3 (54:25):
Know, quick a side where I lived last night a
woman got mauled to death by.

Speaker 2 (54:32):
What the hell? Maybe you guys are like that sound
of Bermuda triangle of Like maybe where you live is
turning dogs evil or something?

Speaker 3 (54:44):
Yeah, like what I'm in Virginia East Coast, I don't.

Speaker 2 (54:47):
Know, Like are you on like a pet old pet cemetery?
And then like all these like.

Speaker 3 (54:53):
Spirits good, not that I'm aware of, not that I'm
aware of.

Speaker 2 (54:58):
I mean, this is feeding your dogs in Virginia.

Speaker 3 (55:02):
Hey wait a minute, don't include me in this.

Speaker 1 (55:04):
I was a victim, that's it. No, No, I'm Virginia, Virginia.
I'm super gambling.

Speaker 2 (55:13):
Is that's it?

Speaker 3 (55:18):
I got.

Speaker 1 (55:18):
That's my first gavel explosion.

Speaker 2 (55:20):
That's a no.

Speaker 4 (55:23):
No.

Speaker 2 (55:25):
Yeah, that's a no fly zone. Sorry, my apologies. Sorry,
I give up.

Speaker 3 (55:32):
Maybe you know some blare or somehow you might be
tory or something. You might come near me, but I
guess not.

Speaker 2 (55:38):
Nope, not anymore. All dates are canceled.

Speaker 8 (55:40):
You see.

Speaker 3 (55:41):
Okay, this crazy that I do not want.

Speaker 1 (55:48):
That's good, Chelsea.

Speaker 3 (55:51):
I did want to say saw for some people. Director
loved it.

Speaker 1 (55:54):
Thank you, You're welcome.

Speaker 3 (55:57):
You're welcome. I really, I really liked it. I need
to watch it.

Speaker 2 (56:02):
It gets funnier and funnier watch it.

Speaker 3 (56:04):
Yeah, yeah, I think they are nuances that I missed.
Maybe the.

Speaker 14 (56:14):
Absolutely dog deaths and first time female director. Five doses
of dog deaths and one dose of compliments.

Speaker 1 (56:27):
Wow, what a call. I am so sorry for having
me on all right, oops, I hung up? Wait what
is up in Virginia?

Speaker 2 (56:40):
I know that is frightening. I don't like that wound.

Speaker 1 (56:43):
I don't know. Hello, father John Partridge, how are you?

Speaker 3 (56:50):
Oh?

Speaker 5 (56:50):
Hey, hey, I I kind of just want to see
what happened if.

Speaker 1 (56:55):
I called you made it?

Speaker 4 (56:58):
Wow?

Speaker 3 (56:58):
That's kind of wild.

Speaker 1 (56:59):
Yeah, I.

Speaker 3 (57:02):
Love you, Blake.

Speaker 2 (57:04):
Thanks.

Speaker 3 (57:07):
Oh wow, that's wild.

Speaker 13 (57:09):
Like in seventh grade Workaholics was like I was swearing
to that on that show to like everyone I knew.

Speaker 3 (57:14):
Holy that wild?

Speaker 2 (57:16):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (57:17):
Yeah, man?

Speaker 2 (57:18):
Yeah, would you say.

Speaker 3 (57:19):
That I saw your butt one time?

Speaker 12 (57:20):
That was kind of weird?

Speaker 2 (57:22):
When was I aware of it or or.

Speaker 13 (57:25):
Just I don't know you saw it all?

Speaker 3 (57:28):
No, it was that like a beach in Los Angeles,
like a couple of years ago.

Speaker 1 (57:32):
Oh, this call is taking a turn. Hold on now,
hold on, Mike's just gotten his uh rab.

Speaker 2 (57:39):
Four and you're you're claiming you saw me at a
public beach with my ass my ass out?

Speaker 13 (57:45):
Oh no, it wasn't intentional.

Speaker 3 (57:47):
Don't worry anyway.

Speaker 13 (57:49):
I love you, Blake.

Speaker 5 (57:49):
Bye.

Speaker 2 (57:50):
Oh was it at a urinal? Why would my ass
be out at a public beach? I don't even go
to beaches yeah, bees sucky sand. Fuck that sand is
no good?

Speaker 1 (58:04):
How's it going?

Speaker 5 (58:06):
Hi?

Speaker 4 (58:06):
Hi?

Speaker 10 (58:08):
Hi?

Speaker 3 (58:10):
Hung up on my friends so I could talk to
you guys.

Speaker 2 (58:14):
Well, if it's a good friendship, that shouldn't be the
thing that ends it.

Speaker 1 (58:17):
So do you know that people have something called fantasia
syndrome in which they cannot visualize anything in their mind's eye?

Speaker 8 (58:29):
Yes?

Speaker 3 (58:30):
I have a friend with that.

Speaker 1 (58:32):
What the fuck?

Speaker 2 (58:33):
How have I never met anybody with sand? Or maybe
I'm just not listening to people.

Speaker 1 (58:38):
Maybe we don't know. Maybe they don't open up about it.

Speaker 3 (58:41):
Maybe she can't draw anything, Like if I say, draw
an orange, you would not know how to She needs.

Speaker 1 (58:51):
The picture of an orange.

Speaker 2 (58:53):
But an orange is literally just a circle, right, Like
that's a but.

Speaker 1 (58:57):
She can't think of a circle in her head.

Speaker 2 (59:00):
That is a huge.

Speaker 3 (59:01):
Yeah, I mean she like can't picture what an org?

Speaker 1 (59:04):
Oh my god, guess what? These people cannot play pictionary?
So do you want to try to smoke them out
and figure out who's got this ship? And they're trying
to be secret? If you go, guys, just play pictionary
competitive dictionary and the people are like.

Speaker 2 (59:21):
Actually I gotta be going, Yeah, I gotta feed my dog.

Speaker 1 (59:26):
That old classic.

Speaker 3 (59:27):
Yeah, yeah, I haven't played dictionary in a while, so fun.

Speaker 2 (59:33):
Maybe you have it, Maybe you have it.

Speaker 1 (59:36):
Right, Maybe you're one of the ones.

Speaker 3 (59:39):
I'm definitely what about perminently they can't play. I have
a lot of other issues, but not that.

Speaker 1 (59:46):
What are they? What are they?

Speaker 3 (59:50):
Well?

Speaker 2 (59:51):
Oh, what are your issues?

Speaker 1 (59:55):
What do you got going on? Do you have ADHD?

Speaker 2 (01:00:00):
Did your dog eat someone?

Speaker 1 (01:00:02):
Is your dog dying in Virginia?

Speaker 2 (01:00:04):
Somewhere?

Speaker 1 (01:00:06):
My dog?

Speaker 3 (01:00:08):
My dog has bits? Some people to follow up with
the dog fighting stories? Whoa Yeah, but he's a muzzle guy.
He does wear a mumble now, bless his heart.

Speaker 1 (01:00:23):
What did people like stick their finger inside the muscle?
How did he get to them?

Speaker 2 (01:00:28):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:00:30):
They're like, smile under there, a cute little muzzle.

Speaker 2 (01:00:38):
Little muzzle up?

Speaker 9 (01:00:41):
Can I give him a tree?

Speaker 2 (01:00:42):
I want to give him a little smoochie on his nippies.

Speaker 1 (01:00:44):
They're like, let me, let me just sneak a little
cheat into him. He's like, we need a.

Speaker 3 (01:00:50):
Sign like at the zoo, like don't feed the animals please.

Speaker 2 (01:00:54):
Yeah, definitely that would be responsible of you.

Speaker 1 (01:00:57):
Yeah, he wore this.

Speaker 3 (01:01:00):
I mean he's had it for a while, but most
of the time he wasn't wearing it, and then it
just got to be like kind of bad without it.
So now he wears it all the time, all.

Speaker 2 (01:01:10):
Right, keep him strapped in.

Speaker 1 (01:01:12):
Its funny, yeah, to have a casual muzzle attitude, like
you bought the muzzle for a reason. But you're like,
you know what, today is sunny out, we're not going
to see people. He's like, all of a.

Speaker 3 (01:01:23):
Sudden, well, how do you ever put one on a dog?
It's like kind of.

Speaker 1 (01:01:28):
Sad, I know, but it's also safe. Yeah, you know
what's really sad humans being bitten. Yeah, Like kids love
dogs and I'm always like, you cannot trust every dog,
and like when your hands are that little, that's like
kibble to them.

Speaker 2 (01:01:46):
I love it.

Speaker 1 (01:01:48):
The kids like dog dog and they're like.

Speaker 3 (01:01:55):
Have you ever seen the video of the kid who
wants to pet the bear but just like that pet
that now?

Speaker 2 (01:02:01):
Yeah, I haven't seen that one.

Speaker 1 (01:02:03):
But I don't feel they have a Southern Twain? Do they?
What do they yet?

Speaker 2 (01:02:09):
That's the one internet video I haven't seen.

Speaker 1 (01:02:14):
Yeah, but sometimes it's like you haven't seen the fir video. Yeah,
it's kind of we're fake friends, like Hollywood friends. Though
it's not like he's.

Speaker 2 (01:02:22):
Hanging out every he's not really sending me links.

Speaker 1 (01:02:25):
I want to start. I'm gonna start act.

Speaker 3 (01:02:28):
So do you want to hear my other issue?

Speaker 1 (01:02:30):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:02:30):
Go ahead, Yeah, let's hear.

Speaker 4 (01:02:32):
So.

Speaker 3 (01:02:32):
I have mold in my apartment and I live in
San Francisco. So what, I live in San Francisco, so
it's obviously kind of moist. Yes, I'm gonna say moist.

Speaker 1 (01:02:54):
That's like that Twain quote. He's like the moistest time
I ever spent was my moistncis my days. I mean
Francisco moist, moist, moist, San Francisco, damp and moist.

Speaker 3 (01:03:12):
I don't really have a problem with that word.

Speaker 1 (01:03:14):
Damp, Prince.

Speaker 8 (01:03:15):
I don't like.

Speaker 1 (01:03:16):
People damp Francisco. I have you ever been to damp Francisco? Absolutely,
one hundred percent.

Speaker 2 (01:03:25):
Keep it damp out there, damp Francisco.

Speaker 3 (01:03:27):
How do y'all feel about moist as a word.

Speaker 1 (01:03:30):
I don't care too much is made of it? Like,
I can't here, I'm like seek therapy because something happened
to you.

Speaker 2 (01:03:37):
Yeah, why is moist where you draw the line?

Speaker 1 (01:03:40):
Yeah, panty, I can't hear the word panty. Okay, go
somewhere else. I hate those little weird things that people.

Speaker 2 (01:03:47):
Have like that, and moist is unavoidable. Come on, now
you have to use that word. Damn Francisco Ooh, moist
stays yes, yes, yes on moist, Yes.

Speaker 1 (01:04:07):
On moist, and no on Virginia and Portland.

Speaker 3 (01:04:09):
So I was accused of sexual assault at work because
my co worker I had to give him my I know,
I had to give him my password to get into
my office depot account.

Speaker 9 (01:04:30):
Help yourself, it's busy.

Speaker 3 (01:04:36):
It was moist flesh. He was so get moist flesh,
and he was so offended by that that he reported
me to my manager for sexual harassment.

Speaker 1 (01:04:49):
Was this dude? Yeah, this dude, That's how I felt
about it. Moist flesh. What's up with you? Though?

Speaker 2 (01:04:58):
They'll never get this.

Speaker 1 (01:05:00):
That's what I'm on, none of the all side.

Speaker 2 (01:05:03):
How many times had you you're done, you're out.

Speaker 1 (01:05:09):
Here, you're both fired?

Speaker 2 (01:05:10):
Was that was that?

Speaker 4 (01:05:11):
You?

Speaker 2 (01:05:11):
Guys's like first interaction, like he's like, hey, I know
you don't know me, but can I get on your
Wi Fi? And you're like, yeah, it's moist password.

Speaker 3 (01:05:22):
That's why I used it because I have a really
hard time memorizing password.

Speaker 1 (01:05:26):
You can't see him in your mind.

Speaker 2 (01:05:29):
Yeah, that's too bad.

Speaker 1 (01:05:31):
Did you stared that into his eyes? Kind of leaning
forward with your head straight pointed at him, and you're like,
moist flesh?

Speaker 2 (01:05:43):
Here? Do you have a pen?

Speaker 9 (01:05:50):
It's more did you grab his sack? You're like, it's
moist flesh. He's like, okay, that is harassment.

Speaker 2 (01:06:03):
Take your shirt off, let me spell it out on
your back.

Speaker 1 (01:06:05):
Can reach up and short and you're like the pastor, did.

Speaker 2 (01:06:12):
You get it?

Speaker 4 (01:06:13):
You?

Speaker 2 (01:06:13):
You need me to tell it to you again, let
me know if you didn't get it the first time.

Speaker 9 (01:06:20):
And then she's like, I was accused of her harass.

Speaker 2 (01:06:25):
Oh, sticklers are the rules over there? That?

Speaker 3 (01:06:31):
Oh man, well when you put like that, so that
sounds that sounds really fair.

Speaker 1 (01:06:39):
He was a victim, but I had to that's the
natural ending of that call.

Speaker 2 (01:06:42):
Oh she has to go.

Speaker 1 (01:06:44):
That's it.

Speaker 2 (01:06:45):
She got to think about it.

Speaker 1 (01:06:46):
Wow, this super gabbl is giving exactly what I needed
out to go.

Speaker 2 (01:06:51):
It's really good.

Speaker 1 (01:06:52):
I only say it's giving because of reality shows. That's
it's giving desperate and I'm like.

Speaker 2 (01:06:59):
Okay, you're gonna to take that. It's in the lexicon now, it's.

Speaker 1 (01:07:02):
Hot in here. It's actually hot, and I said, don't
turn the ang because it's cold out. But now I'm
a little bit rigranting it.

Speaker 2 (01:07:08):
It's those lights.

Speaker 4 (01:07:09):
Hi, this questions for Blake, and I'm just wondering how
much inspiration he took from Adam for his character and
first time a female director thinks.

Speaker 1 (01:07:20):
It's like a fucking absolute setup. Yeah, hey, fucking ship talk.

Speaker 2 (01:07:26):
Your friend go uh all of this all. I'm like, dude,
just check out Adam.

Speaker 1 (01:07:34):
I want to be here to say that his last
name is de Vane like d vein shrimp.

Speaker 2 (01:07:38):
Uh he pronounces a divine but it yeah, but I
think originally it was deep and shrimp.

Speaker 1 (01:07:45):
He comes from a long line of shrimpers.

Speaker 2 (01:07:48):
He was shrimp boat Like yeah, big in Omaha.

Speaker 1 (01:07:51):
That is so funny that ladies password moist flesh. She's like,
I mean, it's also like, I mean, I am curious
about her vibe that he complained and his vibe.

Speaker 2 (01:08:02):
They're both they're both out. Yeah, they're done, they're getting
the getting the gabble.

Speaker 8 (01:08:11):
It's Hi, Chelsea, Hey, Blake. I had to call jump
through hoops to make this call from Amsterdam, where I'm dying.
I'm just such a good set of both.

Speaker 11 (01:08:25):
Y'all tell energy is high of t I nation and okay,
sanities or whatever we call ourselves from back in the day.
I gotta say, both of you love the soundboard and
I got an blake.

Speaker 8 (01:08:46):
Were you influenced by Chelsea? Who get things on the board?

Speaker 1 (01:08:51):
You still from Adam and you're still.

Speaker 8 (01:08:53):
Y'all both to aboard off all of your sounds?

Speaker 1 (01:08:56):
Hey, guess what this podcast episode is? A board of this.

Speaker 2 (01:09:01):
Called the damn Oh the first thing right as you
woke up or right before you're going to sleep at night,
you did the phone call.

Speaker 1 (01:09:11):
These calls are salacious.

Speaker 2 (01:09:13):
Yeah, I wish I would have brought my laptop. We
could have done a little sound. But yes, I also yeah,
I take everything from Chelsea.

Speaker 1 (01:09:21):
Chelsea and Adam. Yeah, I don't forget Adam.

Speaker 2 (01:09:23):
Yeah, I mean two of the best lake.

Speaker 8 (01:09:26):
I hope you guys are having a fantastic day.

Speaker 4 (01:09:29):
Gonna get short and sweet.

Speaker 10 (01:09:31):
Do you prefer red chili or green chili? I'm from
New Mexico, so I gotta ask, Well, that's all.

Speaker 1 (01:09:40):
That sounds like a reality show audition?

Speaker 2 (01:09:43):
Yeah, or like yeah, it's like from blanch Day or yeah,
I don't think I've ever had green chili, or she's
saying the chili pepper or like chili bowl of chili.

Speaker 1 (01:09:54):
First thing that comes to mind is that or taga
and you can visualize this, Yeah, I see it in
my mind, die or take I can see the font,
even down to the font. This is what's crazy back
to these people. Not that these voicemails aren't fascinating, which
they totally are, Like there's a whole episode in each
of these.

Speaker 2 (01:10:11):
Absolutely.

Speaker 1 (01:10:12):
But I am a visual learner. I don't know how
to I don't know how to actually prove that, but
I just know that, Like I can learn things so
much better if I see any infographic of any kind.

Speaker 2 (01:10:24):
Yeah, I have to have some form of a visual.

Speaker 1 (01:10:27):
How do you see? Are you a visual learner?

Speaker 2 (01:10:30):
Probably? I mean they must have so many tests about
that kind of stuff.

Speaker 1 (01:10:35):
Okay. Visual learners like to take notes. Okay, hold on,
not me, really, I do total note taker. Relatively unaware
of sounds, that's I mean, I definitely am.

Speaker 2 (01:10:47):
Aware of Yeah, that seems odd.

Speaker 1 (01:10:51):
They can be distracted by visual disorder or movement. They
solve problems deliberately, planning in advance and organizing their thoughts
by writing them down. They like to read descriptions and narratives.
How do I know if I'm a visual learner. If
you're a visual learner, you learn by reading or seeing pictures.
You understand and remember things by site. You can picture

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what you are learning in your head, and you learn
best by using methods that are primarily visual. I mean,
this is so obvious.

Speaker 2 (01:11:17):
Yeah, that's just like, why do I have so much.

Speaker 1 (01:11:21):
Spit in my mouth? That's what I need to go
to Google next.

Speaker 2 (01:11:24):
It's part of the coffee. It might be the coffee.

Speaker 1 (01:11:28):
Visual learners have excess spit in their mouth.

Speaker 2 (01:11:30):
Oh, that's it. That's mean, that explains it.

Speaker 1 (01:11:37):
No, but I do feel like it's like I'm always
like slurping up extra spit on the pod? What's up
with that?

Speaker 2 (01:11:43):
That's what some people tune in for, right, Yeah, they're like,
this is this is my pod right here? Have you
ever had? It's me? That's a kids show, slurpee.

Speaker 4 (01:12:08):
Hielsea and Blake. I hope you're well. I just wanted
to get your take here. Your opinions on tris gets
as like a cracker on its own?

Speaker 1 (01:12:22):
What about triscuts as a cake?

Speaker 2 (01:12:25):
For other dry a cake, not a good.

Speaker 4 (01:12:31):
Not as many wheets as well as the the large
big brick treaded wheat, any other fibrous high fibrosity.

Speaker 1 (01:12:43):
We've got a fiber free yeah. Yeah, we got an
absolute fiber freak in here. Man, Oh, bullet.

Speaker 2 (01:13:00):
Yellow, we got a real doodoo.

Speaker 1 (01:13:06):
In total honesty and respectful answer, it is. I like triscts.
I used to eat them with cream cheese. Did you
do that? Is that like a nineties thing?

Speaker 2 (01:13:18):
I remember it being presented that way.

Speaker 1 (01:13:20):
Cream cheese on triskets used to be kind of delicious.
And I also do love shredded wheat when it gets
all soggy.

Speaker 2 (01:13:28):
Yes, gotta let it sit, Yeah, gotta sogget ten minutes.

Speaker 1 (01:13:33):
Let it get mice. Yeah yeah, he's like reported, Okay,
so you like shredded.

Speaker 2 (01:13:39):
Wheat too, shredded wheat, I did. I liked frosted mini wheats.

Speaker 1 (01:13:43):
Those are sweet.

Speaker 2 (01:13:44):
Yeah, you pour bowls, I gotta. I got a sweet tooth.
But you let it settle, you let it soak it up,
And yeah, that's delicious. But as far as triskeets go,
I want to say that's probably the bottom rung of
my cracker.

Speaker 1 (01:13:58):
What's your top cracker?

Speaker 2 (01:14:00):
I think probably rits.

Speaker 1 (01:14:02):
Wow, rich cracker, that's very classic.

Speaker 2 (01:14:04):
Yeah, I mean buttery and delicious, never fails, kind of sweet.

Speaker 1 (01:14:08):
Actually, those also have I think a lot of sugar
in them.

Speaker 2 (01:14:10):
I am a bad baby. I am a sugar baby.
Sugar daddy.

Speaker 1 (01:14:17):
Umm oh, I was gonna ask you, like raisin.

Speaker 2 (01:14:21):
Bran, Yes, I feel like as years have gone on,
raisin Bran has added more sugar to their mix, and
now it's like a pretty delicious sugary cereal.

Speaker 1 (01:14:31):
Interesting, I get an organic version, mmm is because you
know raisins are actually high in pesticides.

Speaker 2 (01:14:39):
Really, I wish well, because the whole thing was like
two scoops, Yeah, two scoops.

Speaker 1 (01:14:45):
You're gonna go meet that little dog.

Speaker 2 (01:14:47):
Yeah, I'll see you in hell, that.

Speaker 1 (01:14:49):
Little fucking dog. Did we ever get its name?

Speaker 2 (01:14:52):
Now? She refused. It was too unique of a name.
It's so unique of a name.

Speaker 1 (01:14:55):
And now it's dead, Like now I need to know
the name.

Speaker 2 (01:14:58):
I want to know so bad.

Speaker 1 (01:14:59):
We got to find out privately. I'll never share it.

Speaker 2 (01:15:01):
Yeah, to to really claim that you would know right
out the gate from the name. That's that's bold, right,
it's a one.

Speaker 1 (01:15:10):
It's Boris Yeltsen.

Speaker 2 (01:15:13):
Yeah, Boris Yeltsen, Mikhail Gorbachok.

Speaker 1 (01:15:16):
Can you imagine that is a dog's name, so so
mouthy the dog part Michel Michuel Dormada.

Speaker 2 (01:15:27):
That's my dog's name too.

Speaker 1 (01:15:28):
Yeah, you're like fucking Silvi. So okay, this is the
Grand Finale. Hold on, I have to get something.

Speaker 2 (01:15:36):
Okay, go for it.

Speaker 1 (01:15:39):
In my hand, I have the key to the future.
This is like Fairanos. Remember did you watch that doc?

Speaker 2 (01:15:46):
I did? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:15:47):
So what this is is a super taste or test paper.
Do you think you're a super taster with food?

Speaker 2 (01:15:56):
I know, I don't. I don't. I think I've damaged
my with like sour candy and I can't really taste anymore.

Speaker 1 (01:16:03):
Actually, I can't open it. We'll do it the next time. No,
everybody can't. But here's the thing.

Speaker 2 (01:16:11):
You got it.

Speaker 1 (01:16:12):
Here is the answer.

Speaker 2 (01:16:13):
This is the Grand Finale and you can't even open it.

Speaker 1 (01:16:16):
I can't. It's got dang thing.

Speaker 2 (01:16:19):
Is you want me to help or is it a twist?

Speaker 1 (01:16:22):
But here's the thing that kind of freaks me out.
So my friend told me about this. He goes, there's
these strips. You can get them on a wrench. Do
you have a wrench, a screwdriver, or a drill. He said,
you can get these things on Amazon. It tells you,
if you're a super taster, you put the strip on
your tongue, and if it's really sour or bitter or something,
you're a super taster, and if not, you're not.

Speaker 2 (01:16:42):
I want to be one, of course, so do I.

Speaker 1 (01:16:44):
Can you imagine the shame if I, with all my
opinions on food, was not a super.

Speaker 2 (01:16:49):
Taster and you might not want to do this live.
I might not get to do it because I can't
even want to just step on it.

Speaker 1 (01:16:55):
Here's the crazy part. So in looking at the directions,
something concerning was in it.

Speaker 2 (01:17:02):
You might need to like bite it.

Speaker 1 (01:17:03):
It said PTC test paper, Like what's PTC? Stick out
your tongue, place a strip on your tongue. There's three
basic results. Bland, bitter or vile. Vile might taste like
a yeah, it says. The SDS for each taste test

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paper lists the ingredients. The concentration is usually so small
it is less than what would be considered hazardous.

Speaker 2 (01:17:32):
What are you about to do?

Speaker 1 (01:17:33):
What sounds like mean hazardous?

Speaker 2 (01:17:37):
Like if that to me seems like it was gonna
kill us.

Speaker 1 (01:17:41):
And the way it's said is so like indirect it goes.
The concentration of ingredients is usually so small, it's less
than what be considered hazardous.

Speaker 2 (01:17:49):
What are they putting on there? Yeah, and what would
vile be considered?

Speaker 1 (01:17:53):
Like, well, vile, that's less concerning a bad taste than
a hazardous chemical. It says PTC Fennel THEO carbamide. Wasn't
he on the cos Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:18:09):
It was my favorite character, THEO.

Speaker 1 (01:18:13):
Yeah, all right, only has a taste to seven out
of ten people. Seven out of ten.

Speaker 2 (01:18:20):
That's a lot. Yeah, like we're all super tasters. I
think they need a box. They need to make it
more hazardous.

Speaker 1 (01:18:26):
Thirty micrograms of PTC on each ship safe for taste testing.
They keep saying it's safe, which makes me go, I
assumed it was safe.

Speaker 2 (01:18:34):
Yeah, why do they keep reinforcing the pact that it
will not kill you.

Speaker 1 (01:18:38):
It's not gonna kill you.

Speaker 2 (01:18:39):
It's not gonna make you really really sick.

Speaker 1 (01:18:41):
And also seven out of ten can taste it. That
so basically what this test is to see if you
absolutely just have dead taste buds and if you can
even open the bile, which is not looking likely, So
actually not just want to step on Let's let's skip it.
I need to research what the heck this is?

Speaker 2 (01:19:01):
This could be you can't be given this to your guests?

Speaker 1 (01:19:04):
What? Yeah, exactly Like I'm like, it's a small enough
amount that it's not hazardous.

Speaker 2 (01:19:08):
Has a little bit off?

Speaker 1 (01:19:09):
I'm like, of course you've had sentyle fio carbamide right before.

Speaker 2 (01:19:15):
Yeah, I think so. I think that's in skittles.

Speaker 7 (01:19:17):
Look.

Speaker 1 (01:19:18):
Scientific American has an article. Is that a legitimate website?
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (01:19:25):
Scientificamerican dot com It says he.

Speaker 1 (01:19:27):
Have you ever noticed that some people are a lot
pickier about the food that they eat than others? Uh? Huh?

Speaker 3 (01:19:33):
I have?

Speaker 1 (01:19:35):
They might be more selective because they are super tasters.
In italics, so do supertasters. Flavors are much stronger than
to average tasters. Whether or not someone's a super taster
comes down to the taste buds on their tongue. Okay,
And you can actually investigate their super taste or status
by looking at this Okay.

Speaker 2 (01:19:54):
What they're taste buds?

Speaker 1 (01:19:56):
No, by looking at the below find out with this
tongue based activity.

Speaker 2 (01:20:03):
You to pr about you report?

Speaker 1 (01:20:07):
Okay, do you hate the taste of broccoli. No, or
think that grapefruit is extremely bitter.

Speaker 2 (01:20:15):
I like gruit.

Speaker 1 (01:20:16):
If so, you may be able to blame it on
your taste buds. Taste buds located on blah blah blah. Okay,
I'm skipping, skipping, I mean, I mean what this is crazy?
What the hell is going on? I need to prepare
for this segment more the finale. Yeah, paper hole, this
is like a project to do water and soap, blue

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food coloring. Okay, this is a whole nother thing.

Speaker 2 (01:20:41):
Yeah, that's a whole there's a lot of preparation there.
It sounds like, yeah, wash.

Speaker 1 (01:20:44):
Your hands thoroughly. Okay, Okay, this is insane. Oh you're
looking at how many papally are in within a whole
punch hole on someone's song, a paper held up to
their tongue.

Speaker 2 (01:21:00):
Did we have that?

Speaker 1 (01:21:01):
You only count the large ones? Repeat with four volunteers.

Speaker 2 (01:21:06):
So you're saying there's different sized taste buds.

Speaker 1 (01:21:10):
Apparently, uh, you need to do it with thirty people.
And then, oh my gosh, this is a stupid nightmare
that I've gotten into. This is nothing, This is nothing.

Speaker 2 (01:21:20):
Yeah, that's that's an air ball. I feel like you
need to just stomp on it, bite it.

Speaker 1 (01:21:28):
Oh yeah, pliers would work, right. You squeeze it and
the top would pop off. Oh my god. Or I've
never seen a make that. Oh, she got it? Should
we try it?

Speaker 2 (01:21:39):
I mean now it's we have.

Speaker 1 (01:21:40):
To what is the hazardous material?

Speaker 5 (01:21:43):
Or no?

Speaker 2 (01:21:44):
Wait?

Speaker 1 (01:21:44):
Wait?

Speaker 2 (01:21:45):
First off, where did you get this?

Speaker 1 (01:21:47):
Amazon? Really a place where nothing is regulated in the
slightest does it matter what side?

Speaker 2 (01:21:57):
This kind of just looks like those tests that you
would do in school. We're to see the acidity.

Speaker 1 (01:22:02):
Yeah, this is nothing. And also here, Laura, you have
to do it too.

Speaker 2 (01:22:06):
Surety did. Yeah, these were all in her mouth.

Speaker 1 (01:22:09):
Actually, Laura, you do it first. We want to see
if you keel over. And this is like what Putin does.

Speaker 2 (01:22:16):
Tasted, her tongue is quivering.

Speaker 1 (01:22:20):
The strip is moist. It would be a word. Do
you taste anything? You're not?

Speaker 4 (01:22:26):
But I think I'm not.

Speaker 1 (01:22:28):
That's interesting. Okay, do we do it at the same time? One?
Two three? Bitter?

Speaker 2 (01:22:39):
I got nothing? Really, yeah, bitter, I got nothing, but
not that extreme. That was kind of tasting a little
vial in my It's vile.

Speaker 1 (01:22:51):
It's vile, it's vile. I'm a super tasterer. You walk
out of here smack five people in the face. I'm
a super taster. Trust me on this.

Speaker 2 (01:22:58):
I'm a super taster.

Speaker 1 (01:23:00):
Well that was anti cheers. Do that to fucking another
failed ending segment?

Speaker 2 (01:23:06):
Great?

Speaker 1 (01:23:07):
What car are you gonna drive off into the sunset?
Or what animal are you riding on? That's probably a car.

Speaker 2 (01:23:13):
Yeah, Plymouth Prowler.

Speaker 1 (01:23:16):
Okay, here goes Blake by Blade Say gotta be traffic.
I am the proud new owner. Love a key,