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Speaker 1 (00:02):
We're live, ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls. The table
has been raised. The table has been raised. The studio
table is six feet taller table has been raised. Don't
know what I think. I don't know what I think.
The table's pretty high and it's on these.
Speaker 2 (00:23):
Weir I'm so serious.
Speaker 1 (00:27):
Hi, beatboxing is always a stressor let's say skiddy. All right,
here we go. Benito is here today. Benny drama, Benny
drama from everything.
Speaker 2 (00:46):
From first time female directors, from the.
Speaker 1 (00:49):
First time female director, so screaming yeah, and we're gonna
get into all things first time female director. But first
I fell on my way into the studio. I was
giggling about something that I can't remember what. But then
I next thing I knew, I was on the cement
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with huge strings of my handskin off, blood beginning to form,
like the blood was also shocked. It's like, am I
supposed to come out? Walked in with bloody palm heels
and my elbow is bruised and red around and red.
Speaker 2 (01:33):
I said, that's my director.
Speaker 1 (01:36):
All my nails are in shards, like they're all kind
of half collapsed and broken, and everything stinks. Yeah, yeah,
everything stings.
Speaker 2 (01:46):
Yeah. Now I'm thoughtful of my vocal right now because
of that clip.
Speaker 1 (01:50):
Do you have it? Yeah, you kind of have it.
Speaker 2 (01:51):
It's rotting you kidding? Mine is complete?
Speaker 1 (01:54):
Are you dding?
Speaker 2 (01:55):
Are you joking?
Speaker 1 (01:56):
Chelsea?
Speaker 2 (01:57):
But it's you saying that. I am thinking of like
saying it. Am I supposed to talk like this?
Speaker 1 (02:01):
I know it's impossible.
Speaker 2 (02:02):
I can't do that.
Speaker 1 (02:04):
Everyone, Hi, Chelsea, Hi, Betts such a joy. Yeah, I
don't know how to do it. I'm trying. But from
what I hear, people are fine with it. They think
it adds character.
Speaker 2 (02:14):
It does characters do just Yeah. So anyway here with Betty,
I believe I'm here now.
Speaker 1 (02:21):
The thing is I like calling you.
Speaker 2 (02:23):
Benito, Yeah, which I love.
Speaker 1 (02:25):
Is that fine? Everyone calls you Benny. I feel like
Benito suits you more. It's more dramatic, you know me.
Speaker 2 (02:33):
Yeah, you know, it's like you and my parents.
Speaker 1 (02:35):
Oh, it's so cute.
Speaker 2 (02:37):
I actually love bought a Roku TV, I know, and
your dad made.
Speaker 1 (02:43):
He made We have to post that on the on
the account, the Instagram account for the show. But Benito's
dad made a first time female director dragged her, dragged her.
Speaker 2 (02:55):
I love saying it out loud to people. And ask
first time female director. They're like, like.
Speaker 1 (03:00):
I always They're like, listen, I tried to change the
title and.
Speaker 2 (03:03):
I love it. I love the title.
Speaker 1 (03:04):
It's just a mouthful yeah things.
Speaker 2 (03:07):
Manny, just a note, it's a mouthful cells.
Speaker 1 (03:11):
Anyway, your dad back to your dad, my daddy. Yeah,
I thought that was so sweet. I love a supportive parents.
Speaker 2 (03:19):
At my sister's wedding, I'm like, it definitely is not
about promoting you.
Speaker 1 (03:23):
I was dad, No, not.
Speaker 2 (03:25):
Of any time to not do it, but it was
she my sister doesn't care. She loved it.
Speaker 1 (03:30):
It's my special day. Look at this nail. Ironically, you
showed me in the middle finger.
Speaker 2 (03:35):
But that one really dark. It reminded me of like
the NCIS nails where they're like, shed, oh it's just
so's I did. Yeah, I know, all right.
Speaker 1 (03:47):
So here we are, we're in studio. We're having fun.
Everything hurts on my body.
Speaker 2 (03:51):
Yeah, Telsea's doing good.
Speaker 1 (03:53):
You know it looks good and red.
Speaker 2 (03:54):
Thank you. You look at a rainbow gay pride. I
can tell I could tell you did that for me,
a little gay pride.
Speaker 1 (04:02):
So we've posted, we're gonna take calls. The movie is up.
I will see if anyone.
Speaker 2 (04:06):
Calls you, first call is hey, gay.
Speaker 1 (04:12):
Gay, Hi, you're here with Chelsea Paretti and Benito Skinner.
You did it. It's released day of our film, first
time female director, Jackpot.
Speaker 2 (04:27):
I think definitely Jackpot.
Speaker 1 (04:28):
Hey, we loved it.
Speaker 3 (04:36):
I'm so excited for it. I can't wait to watch it.
I love y'all.
Speaker 4 (04:40):
Guys, we love you.
Speaker 5 (04:43):
This is Raina.
Speaker 6 (04:44):
You might remember me from Austin Bestie.
Speaker 5 (04:46):
Of the Year.
Speaker 2 (04:47):
Oh my god, you were Bestie of the Year in Austin. Wait, okay,
so for our podcast, we have Besties of the Year.
You win Bestie of the Year every city you're in. Yeah, wow,
we're this is huge. Wait, I'm so glad you called that.
Speaker 1 (05:00):
You're reuniting with someone from your podcast. Yeah, that's so sweet.
Speaker 2 (05:04):
This is that cross promotion. Do you see this?
Speaker 1 (05:06):
That's very powerful? I love it.
Speaker 2 (05:10):
Isn't that fun?
Speaker 1 (05:12):
Are you going to watch tonight?
Speaker 2 (05:13):
When are you watching first time female Director?
Speaker 7 (05:16):
Yes, it's so excited.
Speaker 5 (05:17):
I'm going to watch it.
Speaker 3 (05:18):
I saw a clip of it. It looks hilarious.
Speaker 6 (05:21):
You drank that black coffee and it scared me inside.
Speaker 1 (05:25):
So I love that.
Speaker 2 (05:28):
That was the first one we did just us together.
Speaker 1 (05:31):
That exit is such my like, it's just such a
great villain exiting, Like I really like think that in
my head when I'm like leaving somewhere where I don't
want to be.
Speaker 2 (05:42):
It's oh yeah, dude. There was another one where when
it takes at the end, I went like, that's a
cute top or something like that, and it is a
cute top, but yeah, just something like a compliment on
the way out or kind of like fi. Yeah, so hellish.
There's much more villainous moments for mistery be in the
in the movie. But I was so nervous that day
because that was the first first aid shooting with you.
Speaker 1 (06:04):
I know, it's kind of crazy, Like now, there's so
many things I learned from this process, but by Caller,
there's so many love you from this process. But like
one is just schedule. It's so fascinating how you schedule
everything collar you're.
Speaker 2 (06:22):
All high Caller. I didn't realize how fast this goes. Yeah,
this is powerful, Chelsea.
Speaker 1 (06:27):
Hi, And I'm here with Benny's Benny Drama.
Speaker 2 (06:30):
Queer's Folks, Benny Drama seven and Curby.
Speaker 1 (06:33):
Your Enthusiasms Benny Drama and now.
Speaker 2 (06:36):
First time female directors. Wow feels good.
Speaker 7 (06:39):
Feels good and Courtney Kardashian.
Speaker 2 (06:43):
Yes, yes, oh I can still do a vice. Okay,
that's yes, Chelsea. I am so excited to be here.
I just slumped the movie. It was okay, that is so.
Speaker 1 (06:56):
I can't do it.
Speaker 6 (06:57):
I know you can.
Speaker 1 (06:59):
Kim's voice, like the way she talks, can you do her?
Speaker 2 (07:03):
Hey, you guys, that's so d like yeah, well for them.
Sometimes people are like, well, it's not feminine enough. I'm like, well,
I am a man. Sometimes I'm like, I mean, there's
only so much I can do. But yeah, it's very
Hey you guys, but you still have to do the
vocal fries. So it's like, hey, you guys, today is
just so cool.
Speaker 1 (07:24):
This is soothing though. It feels good, right, Yeah, their
show is a bit like that. I watched it like
eighty years or so.
Speaker 2 (07:30):
Tons of videos of ASMR Kardashian like unintentional ASMR because
they are yeah, the soothing boys.
Speaker 1 (07:36):
Are you doing? Eron's like are you washing dishes and
like putting groceries away?
Speaker 5 (07:40):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (07:40):
Are you at the doctor?
Speaker 8 (07:42):
I am not.
Speaker 5 (07:43):
I am not watching dishes.
Speaker 1 (07:45):
Okay, Bye, I have to hang up because I can
hear twenty dishes while she says, I'm not watching it.
Speaker 2 (07:50):
I know, don't right now? What the hell's she is?
Her body bag?
Speaker 1 (07:55):
She's like, oh my god, I am washing.
Speaker 2 (07:58):
Wait what happened? It's crazy. They're driving on. We hear
the sirens. I'm in an ambulance. Hello, Jackpot, I've been
(08:19):
wanting to touch that this whole time. Oh, it's as
good as I thought it would be. What comes for
a while, Jackpot? Hello? It really goes forever?
Speaker 1 (08:34):
And yeah, it's.
Speaker 2 (08:35):
Really hello, Hello, Hi?
Speaker 9 (08:44):
What cooking?
Speaker 1 (08:45):
Your name is so crazy? On them?
Speaker 2 (08:48):
It just says, can we say? What is it?
Speaker 8 (08:51):
Said?
Speaker 1 (08:52):
Powers? Christian?
Speaker 2 (08:54):
Yeah? Powers, Christia? Wait, I'm upseessed first name Christia Christian
power power. I love it? And or like one of
the designers on Melrose, you know those stories that say it.
I just saw Marcello marcelf on Berlin and I cannot
(09:17):
stop to my boyfriend saying, we marself.
Speaker 1 (09:22):
Yeah, it's fabulous, And half the time he probably is
wearing it.
Speaker 2 (09:26):
I love I love wearing Berlin. Well, of course it
is that's a Marcello, isn't it. I can tell color?
Speaker 1 (09:35):
What do you want?
Speaker 2 (09:36):
What's going on? What do I want.
Speaker 3 (09:39):
I'm just taking a break from work, walking my dog,
taking a break.
Speaker 2 (09:48):
I'm pretending I don't other words past my home bounces. Wait,
that sounds lovely. Are you going to watch first time
female director this afternoon in the car?
Speaker 10 (10:00):
Obviously it's great.
Speaker 2 (10:02):
Is there a Roku app for phone?
Speaker 1 (10:04):
Someone just texted me?
Speaker 2 (10:05):
Then that's what you wanted your film?
Speaker 1 (10:08):
Apparently Madonna, my friend went last night and she insists
on no ac in the venue.
Speaker 2 (10:14):
What that's crazy? So it's just like my friend.
Speaker 1 (10:20):
It was hot as a motherfucker, like sweat ting, and
I was with someone stoned, touching me a lot and
singing loud in my ear.
Speaker 2 (10:30):
Sorry, that's my nightmare. I love Madona.
Speaker 1 (10:32):
But wait, I talked, and I asked your permission before
using I don't even know if it's aired yet, but
I talked about your intrusive thoughts were stabbed Harry in
the leg.
Speaker 2 (10:43):
Yeah, well I don't want to, but my thoughts tell
me I do right, which I.
Speaker 1 (10:47):
Literally relate to, and that I don't really I don't
relate in that. I think I'm going to actually grab
the steak knife and do it. But yeah, of course
all I do is think stuff like that. Well, yeah,
it's like them for intrusive thoughts. It's like their ego distant, is.
Speaker 2 (11:00):
What they say. So it's not another cult name.
Speaker 1 (11:07):
Right after Aphex Twin and Powers Christia.
Speaker 2 (11:10):
And Powers Christia wearing Powers Christia, taught by Powers Christia
the way you say, Christine love Christia. I love corsets
by Powers Christia. But yeah, so they're not what you
want to do. So like your body just I don't know,
like mine, you know, we have like Neanderthal brain still,
so like mine thinks that's some dangers happening for me
just thinking of it. Literally, He's like, it's but sometimes
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I won't order things in restaurants, which is bad. This
like contributes to more OCD and more intrusive thoughts when
you like let them win essentially, So like if I
don't order steak at a restaurant because I don't want
the knife there, because I don't want the intrusive thought.
Speaker 1 (11:47):
That's funny. That's I'm like, Manny, thanks for coming, Well
this is fun No, but so does that mean that
you like you were like, I will have this steak
and you're eating it and the whole time you're cutting
your staring at.
Speaker 2 (12:00):
Is Oh my god, I wish that. I'm like, shit,
I want to know. It's just that like, yeah, I
don't know, it's just immediately like I'll get it or
I get really sometimes I get nervous to have drinks
at parties because my immediate injuries of thought is throw
your drink on them.
Speaker 1 (12:15):
Okay, I've literally done it. I've done it.
Speaker 2 (12:18):
It's actually done.
Speaker 1 (12:19):
You have this British guy in college was saying something
really like rude or something, and I literally I held
the drink near him and then I just did pour
it on it.
Speaker 2 (12:30):
Oh well that's just fun. Yeah that means you wanted to.
Speaker 1 (12:32):
But like, literally all I think about if I have
a hot drink is throwing it on someone.
Speaker 2 (12:36):
Yeah. Yeah, it's like an important thing or something that's
I'm like, how could I ruin this? My brain is
like color.
Speaker 1 (12:42):
I got to hang up because there's lots of weird sounds. Okay,
By Powers Christia Crista Powers, By the Powers Christia, I
pronounced the with.
Speaker 2 (12:53):
The stigma powers Christia the Power, this look and the
knee I can't wait to see.
Speaker 1 (13:03):
That is going to be the big reveal after the
Powers Christia ceremony. The Power is Christie.
Speaker 2 (13:13):
This is what Terry feels when we're talking Aboutterry's my boyfriend.
That is what Terry feels when we're together.
Speaker 1 (13:16):
Terry thinks we're too much.
Speaker 2 (13:18):
I'm glad you guys have each other.
Speaker 1 (13:20):
Terry, Terry, Terry, we miss you.
Speaker 2 (13:25):
Knows Hello, Hello, Hi, Oh my god, Hi, I love
How are you?
Speaker 1 (13:33):
How are you.
Speaker 8 (13:37):
Right? What?
Speaker 1 (13:38):
I have a question?
Speaker 7 (13:38):
What name comes up on the on just.
Speaker 2 (13:41):
My wireless caller? Totally star six nine or is it
star six eight? Star six nine? I forget nine star
six nine, Yeah, wireless caller, you have totality.
Speaker 1 (13:56):
Anonymity.
Speaker 2 (13:57):
I forgot Hello. I never said I was smart.
Speaker 1 (14:01):
Never said I was smart. That'd be a good song.
Never said I was smart. And you're in like a
little tank top and you're playing guitar.
Speaker 11 (14:10):
You're sett Yeah, that's how all.
Speaker 1 (14:14):
Like Bruce Springsteen song andone's like the King what do
they call him?
Speaker 2 (14:24):
That's what you made us call you on sad wait.
I love the Boss, that's so us.
Speaker 10 (14:31):
Never said I was smart, Dodd do never said I
was smart.
Speaker 2 (14:38):
I want to hear the crowd cheering while you do that,
because like that's that's Springsteen to me.
Speaker 3 (14:44):
Have you, guys.
Speaker 10 (14:46):
No, never smart, never set up smart, never.
Speaker 7 (14:57):
Set up.
Speaker 1 (15:01):
Now. I turned it into like a nineties songs. Really nil,
el nil I el sid.
Speaker 2 (15:11):
Did you ever listen to Did I never listen to?
Speaker 9 (15:14):
What?
Speaker 1 (15:15):
Tracy O? No, not Tracy Olmen, Tracy Bonham No before
the time. Your face is just like a blank young person.
Speaker 2 (15:21):
Sorry. I never heard of her.
Speaker 1 (15:24):
She has a song was like Mother Mother. We and
when I met Jordan, we both.
Speaker 2 (15:31):
Had liked that song, and I'm like, this is my king.
Speaker 1 (15:35):
Sorry guys, yeah, he's off the market.
Speaker 2 (15:38):
Did you spend all morning listening to Ariana Grande?
Speaker 1 (15:41):
No?
Speaker 2 (15:42):
I love thinking of you in the car listening. It's
so good. I was just literally she has bloody knuckles
right now. Chelsea took a tumble. I don't know if
you heard.
Speaker 1 (15:52):
I fell walking on what happened?
Speaker 2 (15:54):
Yeah, we got I got a director down.
Speaker 1 (15:56):
I was like going to myself and you know, what
are those things called on the back of the phone
that supposedly young people don't use.
Speaker 2 (16:01):
But it's the pop socket.
Speaker 1 (16:04):
Yeah, it broke in the thing like it broke in
my fall, which is also so symbolical.
Speaker 2 (16:09):
So your phone looks like a thirteen year old like battie,
Like this is this girl is a battie. It's like
rainbow sparkles are stickers. The choices were limited.
Speaker 1 (16:20):
The choices were limited.
Speaker 2 (16:21):
You know, this girl's makeup bag is just like Nars dissed.
It's like I.
Speaker 1 (16:25):
Wanted a certain brand and I feel like the choices
were like this or an American flag, and I was like,
yeah with this, but anyway, it broke my nails all broke.
I'm bleeding from everywhere, I'm stinging everything.
Speaker 2 (16:40):
What a gay guy on your podcast.
Speaker 7 (16:45):
I also recently fell and scraped my whole hand, Chelsea.
It was really embarrassing.
Speaker 1 (16:50):
Question how long did it take to heal?
Speaker 2 (16:54):
What's the healing? Well?
Speaker 7 (16:55):
Actually, okay, I was very stupid and scraped it on
the gravel and Green Point, Brooklyn, which is like famously
a bomb site, and then I didn't take care of it,
and then I got a fever of one hundred and three,
so then it took me like three weeks.
Speaker 2 (17:15):
You almost died. Wait, oh my god, wait this is Chelsea.
We need to get you to the Don't Touch City. Wow. Wait, okay,
make Stalter would do that on set, they'll have Has
she done this bit for you? But it's it's so
funny unless you're the one doing it. But I'll go
over and like I'll you know, I'm touchy, so like
and she goes, oh wait, I do that bit too,
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like stop literally and everyone looks and I'm like, oh
my god, Meg my best.
Speaker 1 (17:42):
Friend in college, Like if I mean, this is really
actually bad, but like we were arguing and he would
like touch me or anything like a GK. He worked
on this movie. Yeah, so when he would teach me
ow ow ow out and then everyone looks over yeah,
and they're like freak. He's like looking at me like,
unders don't do this. Then he turns into psycho. Don't
(18:02):
ever fun and they're like, uh blink, Miss Chelsea. Okay, wait,
Meghan does that too.
Speaker 2 (18:08):
That's and she does. It's so loud.
Speaker 1 (18:11):
It was like, now do people call her Meg or Meghan?
Because I call all of you by your full I love.
Speaker 2 (18:17):
I call her Meg.
Speaker 1 (18:18):
Yeah, me instaalter sounds like Meg sounds crazy. Bennie and
Meg Bennie and me Benny and Meg. It's just you
need a little British children's show.
Speaker 2 (18:29):
Yeah we are, you know, and we're pitching that.
Speaker 1 (18:32):
So that's back to Benny and Meg.
Speaker 2 (18:35):
I don't know. I'm not great at British accents, though
I feel like anytime I do them, I can do
like Adele, you met her, I tell you, I tell
my fridge.
Speaker 1 (18:46):
I have a photo of you an Adel in my closet.
Speaker 2 (18:49):
That makes me so happy. Oh yeah, I gave that
to you, just a little gift.
Speaker 7 (18:53):
How are you an Australian accent?
Speaker 2 (18:55):
Oh? So bad? That's like, that's probably my worst. You're
bringing up my worst right now. Nor. I can't even
do Nor. I'm like, I'm not good. I'm like I near, like, yeah,
I can Southern. I can do.
Speaker 1 (19:15):
Everyone thinks they can do Southern. The thing is is
like when you talk to Southerners or like that is
not it?
Speaker 2 (19:21):
Hey, y'all, then y'all have have funt yeah you heart.
Speaker 7 (19:26):
I can do a good Boston accent, but I'm from Boston,
so I don't know.
Speaker 2 (19:30):
Can you do Boston? Chelsea?
Speaker 1 (19:31):
Come on auto in the car? In the car so
that for orders?
Speaker 2 (19:40):
What Boston's Sorry, I can't touch your hand for order
in the court.
Speaker 1 (19:44):
I think otter in the cart otter.
Speaker 2 (19:47):
O t yeah, the cat put it in the cat.
Speaker 1 (19:52):
Yeah, that's how I lock into my perfect Boston accent.
Speaker 7 (19:56):
But we have Ben Affleck here. Speaking of have you
guys seen Jlo?
Speaker 1 (20:00):
This is me now, I can't size me.
Speaker 2 (20:04):
I wish you were in it. I say that right now.
You should have been in it.
Speaker 1 (20:09):
I saw the trailer.
Speaker 2 (20:11):
I love that, you know. I love steampunk, so steampunk love.
It's very you, Chelsea. Of when you were a little girl,
people asked you what you wanted to be and you
said director and in love. What are you? You are
director and in love?
Speaker 1 (20:24):
Are you guys both crazy? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (20:26):
We're both lunatics?
Speaker 1 (20:28):
Is this another one of your faces?
Speaker 2 (20:31):
This is my sister on the line?
Speaker 1 (20:33):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (20:35):
What are you watching? First time female director tonight?
Speaker 1 (20:37):
Ask everyone that it's really given?
Speaker 6 (20:39):
Is it really on Roku?
Speaker 8 (20:42):
Yes?
Speaker 4 (20:43):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (20:43):
Wait, Kate Berlant is going to be here any minute.
Do you feel robbed of your solo time? Because not
at all. The Fall of my next movie, The Fall,
is that already a name.
Speaker 2 (20:54):
The stair Fall, the Staircase definitely is the Fall. I
don't know how are you doing, Chelsea?
Speaker 1 (21:01):
What's going you know what's going on?
Speaker 2 (21:03):
You've had a busy week. I want to hear about it.
Speaker 1 (21:04):
I really have a little bit I really have it.
Speaker 2 (21:07):
I did see you actually, like super recently.
Speaker 1 (21:09):
My mascar up particles are in my eyes kind of
a little bit, you know what it is. I used
a sparkly shadow. It's probably the that that's in my eyes.
Speaker 2 (21:18):
Do you feel they Sometimes? If I do that for
like a character or something, I see the sparkles. It
makes me sad.
Speaker 1 (21:24):
I can't get bitter.
Speaker 2 (21:25):
Yeah, the reflection of them.
Speaker 1 (21:27):
Do you setting spray when you do your makeup?
Speaker 2 (21:29):
Yeah? Because or if you don't, I feel like it
just looks like cakey. I like to do that and
then I'll do beauty blender right after.
Speaker 1 (21:35):
And what is the setting spray makes it glossy?
Speaker 5 (21:37):
No?
Speaker 2 (21:37):
I think it just like it waters down all the
powder kind of like seeps it all in. I want
to really deep.
Speaker 1 (21:42):
In my pork because my music, my music, my music
from my music.
Speaker 2 (21:46):
Yes, the world listen.
Speaker 1 (21:48):
To my coffee album on all platforms. Yes, I think. No,
because someone who did my makeup in New York you
setting spray, which I never do because my makeup stays put.
But I I didn't know it also changes the look
of it. That's a setting spry.
Speaker 2 (22:04):
Yeah, that's a setting spray. It counts. Some of the
setting sprays, like the ones that like drag queens use
I sometimes I'll use those on my neck so I
don't get bronze or all over something. They burn like
I use one. It was like I'm like, this is
just beer, like hot acid, or like I'm putting like
sealant on my face. No, I'll do that for like
character stuff. But yeah, for the most part, sometimes I'll
(22:24):
do like the Avigne water or something. Oh thank God,
oh God, thanks. Save by the bell.
Speaker 3 (22:30):
Hello, I have a food test.
Speaker 5 (22:32):
It's important.
Speaker 1 (22:33):
Okay, can we talk about it? Yeah, hold on, let's
get into it. I'm gonna give you a drum roll.
And at the end of the drum roll, you say
the food you want us to weigh in on. We
say if it's good or bad?
Speaker 2 (22:43):
Fabulous?
Speaker 3 (22:44):
Okay, blueberry bagels.
Speaker 1 (22:56):
That's a really interesting one. I applaud you a.
Speaker 3 (23:00):
Lot of thought into this. By the way, I have
a list.
Speaker 1 (23:02):
Okay, I love it. I love it, and I love
your authority energy that you're taking on.
Speaker 2 (23:06):
You came in, you had something to say. Ok that's powerful.
Speaker 1 (23:09):
Yeah, I think blueberry bagels. Now I know what you're
gonna think. I'm gonna say yeah, but I'm actually gonna
say I think they're good incorrect. Yeah, I know you're
gonna see. I'll play the buzzer for you.
Speaker 2 (23:23):
I like them, but I think I would prefer like
itself to be salty and then the cream cheese be sweet.
Speaker 1 (23:32):
I mean, I personally would almost never order that. I
used to do a bit more when I was a kid.
Sometimes we're talking blueberry bagels. Kate Brillan, that's hair has
just arrived. Oh my goodness, who is she? Who is she?
Come on in? Okay, so first blueberry bagels. What do
(23:52):
you think good or battle? She says, No, I would talk.
I would, I would like throw it out. But no,
the caller thinks you're correct. I said, yes, they taste synthetic.
They're not great. It would be my tenth option. No,
here's my I would love to see bagel preference. I
go everything sesame, poppy. Yeah, yeah, blueberry. I would be
(24:13):
like every few below. I don't know what it would
be next.
Speaker 2 (24:15):
They run out of everything angry and that's the last
one they've got.
Speaker 1 (24:21):
Yeah, all right, I.
Speaker 8 (24:23):
Have one argument for a sweet bagel. I would never
order a sweet bagel. A lot of people are into it.
Here's my argument. You have a stomach virus. You have
only acid left in your stomach. Maybe a toasted cinnamon
raisin or a toasted blueberry with butter is okay.
Speaker 1 (24:40):
Yeah, I get what you're saying, and I'll tell you
why I'm hot off a stomach issue. You ever have
a stomach issue whilst doing press?
Speaker 4 (24:49):
Not ideal? Not ideal what I had with blue before press? However?
Speaker 1 (24:59):
Okay, way, so what is your what's your other food test?
Let's rip through this and then I'll hang up on you.
Speaker 8 (25:04):
Okay, fair? Do you want me to wait for the
drum roll or just go into it?
Speaker 2 (25:07):
I think we just go just go in.
Speaker 1 (25:09):
Benny's a co producer.
Speaker 2 (25:10):
That's fine, Yeah, I think love you girl.
Speaker 3 (25:14):
Okay.
Speaker 4 (25:14):
Rainbow cookies pass meaning rainbow sprinkles on short Yeah, yeah,
that I kind of like the store.
Speaker 1 (25:21):
Yeah, the little let me let me.
Speaker 8 (25:24):
I am talking about the Italian bakery rainbow cookies.
Speaker 12 (25:27):
Which.
Speaker 4 (25:29):
Those are to buy thosega? Can you imagine that me
on birth control, twenty two years old, smoking cigarettes buying those.
Speaker 1 (25:36):
I love the bo Degao.
Speaker 2 (25:40):
It's like.
Speaker 8 (25:42):
This.
Speaker 1 (25:42):
I've been told that.
Speaker 4 (25:43):
I say it like bow bridges it's like, oh, I've
been told that I did. I have been made fun
of for calling the grocery store the market as.
Speaker 2 (25:53):
Well, calling like Albertson's the market. It's so incredible. Also
like John always, I love it the.
Speaker 1 (26:01):
Market, marketplace, the market. Okay, we like that time.
Speaker 4 (26:06):
It used to mean something?
Speaker 1 (26:07):
Yea, what correct? What was? What wasn't cookies?
Speaker 2 (26:17):
You hate them?
Speaker 7 (26:17):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (26:18):
The answer is.
Speaker 4 (26:19):
Well, I call them baby cakes and their delicious.
Speaker 8 (26:22):
My argument is that they taste a little like plastic,
like you can taste the artificial.
Speaker 2 (26:28):
I think that's good. Sometimes that's the Idaho and me.
Speaker 1 (26:31):
Let me tell you something.
Speaker 3 (26:31):
Okay, let me tell you something.
Speaker 9 (26:33):
M hm.
Speaker 1 (26:34):
They actually don't. They taste like almond extract or something.
Speaker 4 (26:39):
That's not me too? Cake Wait wait wait wait best
cake in America quarter sheets.
Speaker 1 (26:49):
I haven't had it. I want to go look at me.
Speaker 4 (26:53):
Best cake in America is the princess. Well best food
Hanna hannah'sis can damn sure.
Speaker 1 (26:59):
The other day she has already excited any like la
foodie thing. Kate is slid in before me. Anything I mentioned.
She's like, I had lunch with them. We've fitted letters
via the snail mail.
Speaker 4 (27:15):
I had a dream I had. I had a real
dream that I was invited because Squirrel has been teasing
opening for dinner service for some time now. I had
a naturalistic dream I was invited to the inaugural dinner
and I opened up. The invite was purple paper. I'm
invited to And then I woke up on a stream.
I feel like, Kate, you.
Speaker 1 (27:32):
Have dreams in the style of different cinematographers and filmmakers. Yes,
She's like, I had a dream that was in the
style of you know whatever.
Speaker 4 (27:42):
This was kind of Bergmann.
Speaker 1 (27:44):
Yeah, great, No one has been more born for the
Criterion closet. By the way that when was she locked
the door?
Speaker 2 (27:54):
Seriously, let her have fun, let her run wild?
Speaker 1 (27:58):
The only actor like, what's the frame where I'm like, girl, idea,
do this to me? Are getting.
Speaker 7 (28:09):
Color?
Speaker 2 (28:10):
Is your list?
Speaker 1 (28:14):
Okay?
Speaker 2 (28:14):
Through them?
Speaker 1 (28:15):
Yeah?
Speaker 8 (28:16):
Okay you fries?
Speaker 1 (28:19):
No, I mean not.
Speaker 2 (28:20):
Really, yeah, my favorite I'm not going to pick them.
Speaker 4 (28:23):
And there are very few things that I don't want
that I would actually say I'm not going to partake.
But there are things there's a scale for me to
scale of enthusiasm. There are very few things I won't eat, Like.
Speaker 1 (28:33):
Yes, you brought Uka fries. O God, sweet potato?
Speaker 4 (28:39):
Or are you kind of gold?
Speaker 1 (28:42):
I have sweet potato dipped and ranch?
Speaker 2 (28:47):
People really are? They love hate? You know? It's very polarizing.
Speaker 1 (28:50):
I used to say no, but once I discovered, first
of all m Cafe rest in peace, there's sweet potato
fries dipped and ranch. Was honey in COVID right or
just after like just stuft or just recently?
Speaker 2 (29:05):
Wow, sad, it's really a bummer perfect.
Speaker 4 (29:11):
We should have done a huge cast inner at quarter
sheets and there's still time still?
Speaker 1 (29:15):
Can okay, wait, collar, what is your final perfect? What's
your final food thing? So we can get the hell
off this.
Speaker 3 (29:22):
I know I really appreciate it.
Speaker 2 (29:24):
You're really hardcore, though, I have to say, is with
opinions in a powerful way?
Speaker 8 (29:29):
Can I I'm going to tell you why. The last
time I called in, I was like, I can't believe
I got through, and Chelsea was like, so I came
more dominant.
Speaker 1 (29:41):
I know what. I'm hardening you guys up and making
you ready for shows.
Speaker 2 (29:46):
You are tough.
Speaker 1 (29:46):
But look how she's coming in.
Speaker 4 (29:48):
She's It's true, It's true.
Speaker 1 (29:50):
All right, So what's your final I know you want
to get the hell off the phone with me.
Speaker 8 (29:54):
I have two left.
Speaker 2 (29:55):
You pick.
Speaker 8 (29:56):
One's a drink and one is a food.
Speaker 4 (29:58):
Hit us.
Speaker 9 (29:58):
You pick just doing quick?
Speaker 8 (30:00):
Yeah, rabbit fire, Okay, sparkling black tea.
Speaker 5 (30:04):
It's a new trend.
Speaker 8 (30:05):
Might see it in a lot of different can.
Speaker 4 (30:06):
There there's a sparkling tea brand. Yes, there's a sparkling
tea brand. They sent me a palette of tea about
two years ago. I loved it, loved it.
Speaker 1 (30:15):
Never sugar.
Speaker 4 (30:17):
It's really good.
Speaker 2 (30:17):
It sounds fabulous.
Speaker 1 (30:18):
Never had it.
Speaker 4 (30:19):
What was it? I'll find out.
Speaker 2 (30:22):
It sounds nice. I think I like it. I don't
like sparkling Americanos though that like you know, that's like
I do that.
Speaker 1 (30:29):
I'll do anything. Will a little copy. What's the answer.
Speaker 5 (30:35):
The answers.
Speaker 8 (30:36):
The answer is correct, It's good.
Speaker 1 (30:38):
Okay, okay, got a point, all right, point.
Speaker 8 (30:41):
Especially with a little peach flavor to it?
Speaker 2 (30:44):
Little what kind of syrup? What kind of peach flavor?
True peach more than.
Speaker 1 (30:52):
I mean like syrup?
Speaker 2 (30:54):
Yeah, but like what's the syrup brand? It has to
be that one. What's the one where it's like white
and they have like the pretty like artisanal drawings of
the thing. It you know that's the I like.
Speaker 1 (31:02):
That Arizona iced tea perfect am.
Speaker 2 (31:05):
I used to have one of those every day, the
green tea, and I thought it was like, good for you.
Speaker 4 (31:09):
I was like, so good, an American spirit of fabulous.
Speaker 1 (31:17):
Okay, quiet everyone, I can't anyone, what is your final thing?
Speaker 8 (31:22):
Hard shell tacos. I'm talking about the hard.
Speaker 1 (31:25):
Shell delicious great?
Speaker 2 (31:27):
You know. Yeah, I haven't seen him around a lot.
Speaker 4 (31:29):
Like I was gonna say, they really they went away.
Speaker 2 (31:32):
I hunt for them a scala, the hard one with
the beef and the cheese and so good. A squirrel
is kind of a club. Now though, have you been.
Speaker 4 (31:41):
To the People's Taco stand not stands shop?
Speaker 8 (31:46):
You know?
Speaker 4 (31:46):
The mini.
Speaker 1 (31:50):
New Tacos Tacos Era was Okay, to say Kate's eyes
lit up would be an understatement. Yeah, they were a flame.
Wait what is it? A new taco stand?
Speaker 4 (32:02):
The people, the amazing geniuses behind Minibob. They have a
taco restaurant now where Masa was the best restaurant in
Los Angeles, the closed down. I can't say more mid
East Taco. I just found it Midi Taco.
Speaker 1 (32:18):
Are you both into hard chill tacos or no?
Speaker 4 (32:20):
Yeah, absolutely.
Speaker 2 (32:21):
Yeah. That sounds amazing.
Speaker 4 (32:22):
I would love to see one.
Speaker 2 (32:23):
It's been a really really yeah, and I used to
love the ones from Taco Bell I'll say it well.
Speaker 4 (32:30):
By the way, when I was in high school, the
Jack in the Box Monster tacosine sense unbelievable. Max Greenfield
just posted that's my nasty girl I got. I got
to go into my archives today.
Speaker 1 (32:41):
I have a lot of approvals for you have so,
I mean, Benny has a really cute photo.
Speaker 2 (32:47):
I have really cute photo.
Speaker 1 (32:50):
Go for it. That's the nature of this podcast. Color
it's over, Goodbye bye, thank you, along with a real sweetheart.
But I gotta go. What's your answer?
Speaker 8 (33:02):
You're all incorrect, They're inconvenient, and it just doesn't work.
This is a better option.
Speaker 3 (33:07):
Thanks for taking my call.
Speaker 1 (33:09):
Anything around of time? Goodbye?
Speaker 4 (33:11):
Is that a bambino? Is it a breble babino? Chelsea?
Speaker 1 (33:16):
You have a prebble bambino?
Speaker 8 (33:18):
Do you know?
Speaker 4 (33:18):
Obsessed with the bree I've got two prebble bmbinos pores today,
the brevel Bambino. They've given me no money. I want
to be clear, changed my life.
Speaker 2 (33:31):
No, I haven't expressed someone that just.
Speaker 4 (33:32):
No, no, no, no, no, no, revel bambinos. Listen to
this breble bmbino. My eyes look at my eyes. Bino
around three hundred dollars, two thousand dollars. Machines can't compete
with the rebel babino. Are you hearing this? Oh yeah,
I have bet a preble bmbino. My friend had like
a two thousand dollars rebel. I got to go like that.
Speaker 2 (33:49):
Oh that that motion is real.
Speaker 4 (33:53):
It is My life is changed and every day I
go imagine my life before the bambino is this, it's
revel bambino.
Speaker 1 (34:02):
So does that mean that you know how to make espressos? Yeah?
Speaker 4 (34:05):
I mean it's easy with the bambino. It is. Well,
the grinder is as import machine. The grinder is as
important as the machine.
Speaker 1 (34:12):
Wow. Hello hello, No.
Speaker 12 (34:18):
No way, no you're in, come, come out of there.
Speaker 4 (34:22):
What is it?
Speaker 5 (34:24):
Is this Chelsea and two incredibly talented individuals with her?
Speaker 4 (34:28):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (34:28):
Yes, In some ways, I'd say, holy fucking ship. What's up?
Speaker 8 (34:34):
Oh?
Speaker 12 (34:34):
I am feeling beaming.
Speaker 5 (34:36):
I'm my body is beaming with energy hearing you.
Speaker 2 (34:42):
I feel incredible.
Speaker 8 (34:45):
Hi.
Speaker 5 (34:48):
Hi, the little lady with the curly hair. Yeah, sorry, talent,
I saw your Hulu special honey, and it it blew
my fucking mind. You're brilliant.
Speaker 4 (35:02):
Oh my god, thank you. Sitnaimon in the wind now streaming.
Speaker 5 (35:07):
Contacts.
Speaker 1 (35:09):
You're great, huge.
Speaker 5 (35:12):
Fan and the other guy amazing.
Speaker 9 (35:14):
I am.
Speaker 5 (35:14):
I know your names in my heart, but in my
forgotten I love global markets.
Speaker 2 (35:20):
Sorry, it's okay.
Speaker 1 (35:22):
Are you ready?
Speaker 5 (35:24):
I'm not talented. I'm not talented, so I support you
incredibly talented people. What is the topic today? And may
I provide one.
Speaker 4 (35:31):
If he don't have one.
Speaker 1 (35:33):
Here's my question to you. Are you ready? Are you
ready to become a member of our rag tag group
of Rokoligans. I've been working all morning on Roku.
Speaker 2 (35:53):
Now, great teeth, Chelsea, I just saw them. I had
to tell you that.
Speaker 1 (35:57):
Well. I've been talking about how dark my teeth have
come with age and really.
Speaker 2 (36:01):
Scared of veneers. Lately. Everyone has them and they can't
close their mouths. These veneers are kicking people's You can't
do it if you watch them try to talk.
Speaker 1 (36:08):
They're beautiful though when they go right, but they have
to to risk.
Speaker 2 (36:14):
You know what, and it's people, it's they're gluttons. They
show them the colors because these two are veneers because
I knock the mountain football and they'll show you the
colors and they go, this is the whitest you can
get and it's just blue, right, And so of course
I thought, well I should do that, but I had
to gluet. I know. It was like, go too down,
it'll be too white. Yeah, freaky yeah, he's like, always
too down.
Speaker 4 (36:33):
I was doing like flash whitening.
Speaker 2 (36:36):
Yours are perfect.
Speaker 1 (36:38):
Wait, bad bunny. Yeah, if you go down this wormhole
is like literally a public spokesperson for not getting veneers.
He got veneers, and he's like, if you're thinking about it,
don't do it.
Speaker 12 (36:52):
It is.
Speaker 2 (36:53):
They whittle them down to the shas, which is hurts
so bad.
Speaker 1 (36:58):
It's anxiety mirror.
Speaker 4 (37:00):
That's a classic one.
Speaker 2 (37:02):
These fell out right now.
Speaker 1 (37:03):
I dreamt one time. Imagine that my teeth were.
Speaker 2 (37:06):
All falling out.
Speaker 5 (37:11):
Collor guys, I have two missing teeth and.
Speaker 2 (37:15):
It's sucked up.
Speaker 4 (37:16):
Well, I want to say my mom she has two veneers.
We were at dinner with her John Early, We're going
to a movie after. We're having fun, we're having marks,
we're having marks. One of her caps falls off, and
she's being my mother is incredibly charming, and she starts
and she goes, I can't go to the movie.
Speaker 1 (37:32):
I can't.
Speaker 4 (37:32):
No one can see me like this, and we're like,
we understand. We kind of talked her down, but she
was laughing. She was really cute. It was so funny,
and he was making us all scream with laughter because
she's like so sweet. And then one she not only
did she go to the movie have fun, she went
out the next night to go see Flamenca went to
a bar with a friend with No. Two missing because
(37:54):
she's this like fem angel Yeah, the one. I think
it freed her socially in some way, and she was
going out.
Speaker 2 (38:00):
Having to go something nasty girl that.
Speaker 4 (38:04):
Yeah, Like, I'm so proud of her.
Speaker 1 (38:06):
Yeah, I actually felt that way pregnant, Like it was
so liberating to just have a huge stomach and you
can wear anything, like you're not worried about your stomach
high collar.
Speaker 2 (38:16):
Didn't we to say that with her when she had
the baby? Felt good? Whatever I wanted? That sounds so fun.
Speaker 1 (38:21):
She went for color.
Speaker 4 (38:28):
Color high color.
Speaker 5 (38:30):
Chelsea.
Speaker 1 (38:31):
Yeah, Hi here with Caplan and Benito Ski.
Speaker 5 (38:35):
Hi, I'm making salmon. Can you give me a good recipe?
Speaker 2 (38:41):
I like this, Miss Roman.
Speaker 4 (38:47):
Sorry, to keep going. But Elson Roman has my favorite
salmon recipe that wow guests and wow yourself.
Speaker 2 (38:56):
What's the there's like she has a dry red one. Right.
Speaker 4 (38:58):
This one that I love is your doing. You're you're
you're sizzling in a pancaper's lemons, cut up, red onions,
red onions, frizzled, frizzled. You pour that with the olve
oil on top of the salmon, you bake it. I'm
missing some things, but it's unliveled showstopper, and then you
dowse in herbs parsley.
Speaker 2 (39:18):
She's fabulous. Oh yeah.
Speaker 1 (39:20):
Sometimes I feel like those type of ingredients like the
that go really well on like filet of souls. Sometimes
I feel like salmon's fishy with those kind of things,
like the fresh bright flavors. Salmon's such a heavy and
kind of rich savory.
Speaker 2 (39:36):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (39:37):
So my the one I really liked from the New
York Times. Then we should talk about our sardine cast role.
Speaker 13 (39:43):
But but the one I like is it has like
it's one part mustard to one part brown sugar.
Speaker 1 (39:55):
Have you ever done that one?
Speaker 4 (39:56):
And you mix it up times? I'm laughing about the castro.
Speaker 1 (40:00):
It makes a glaze and then you just put it
on top of the salmon and bake it at high heat,
and it's so good. It's kind of like me so
black cod, like a little sweet.
Speaker 2 (40:07):
Baked salmon is just fabulous. I like grilled, but baked.
Speaker 1 (40:12):
I mean, salmon's tough. Though. When that which I'll boom
him in or whatever it's called, that white stuff comes
out of it. It's so gross. You have to cook
it the right way.
Speaker 5 (40:21):
I think I'm gonna air fry it, but I don't
know how to air fry.
Speaker 4 (40:27):
Careful with your air fryer, honey, you want to make
sure it's safe.
Speaker 1 (40:31):
What does that mean?
Speaker 12 (40:32):
Really?
Speaker 4 (40:32):
Why brand do you have ceramic.
Speaker 5 (40:37):
Vortex? Plus?
Speaker 8 (40:38):
Like?
Speaker 1 (40:38):
Why?
Speaker 5 (40:39):
What's wrong with air fryers?
Speaker 4 (40:40):
You want to be careful because there's someone we're talking about,
pfas we're talking about again. I hardly know what I'm
talking about, but I'm just be scared. Don't be too scared,
but be But I think you need a ceramic air
fire because something about the way zapping the food. There's
stuff in there. It's like tough one all over again.
Speaker 1 (40:55):
Yeah, no, no, no.
Speaker 3 (40:58):
You know I always wondered if too fast.
Speaker 6 (41:00):
I never really trust.
Speaker 4 (41:01):
If it makes it too fast. It's for a reason.
If you're putting a chicken in there and in two minutes, retisserie,
we've got a problem.
Speaker 1 (41:08):
Are you anti microwave?
Speaker 2 (41:09):
Kate, No, a lot, though I will say I feel
like I haven't everything.
Speaker 4 (41:16):
I'm not using it a lot, But I'm not anti
because by the way, that's listen, it's safe and let
that just be enough.
Speaker 1 (41:27):
Because my mom had an apron in the nineties that said,
I've got more time for love. And since I got
my microwave.
Speaker 4 (41:32):
That's amazing, amazing.
Speaker 1 (41:34):
I wish I had that.
Speaker 4 (41:36):
Feminity is such as track so powerful for us powerful.
But uh, the microwave, yeah, you don't put plastic on
top of it, melted over your food. But I'm just
it's it's fucking fine. Spiritually, I think it's dangerous. We
should be cooking over the cauldron. But but but it's
medically say if it's medically safe.
Speaker 1 (41:58):
It's your show. What's happening, You're show this run, let's
talk about it. It's over all right, Yeah, great show,
thank you, great show, Kate.
Speaker 2 (42:05):
You Yeah, we were there were Oh I was front row,
I got front row.
Speaker 1 (42:10):
He goes, we were there.
Speaker 4 (42:10):
We were I was, by the way, front row, I
have to say front row is technically you know you
did because front row technically they go, oh, that's like
a little intimate like people. Because because by the way,
I want to be, not for your show, because people,
you know. I was like, oh, I had to you know,
the Passagena Playhouse donors, they don't want front row. That's
not considered the best seats I got there in dear
(42:31):
up close. Fine they want.
Speaker 1 (42:33):
Let me tell you my personality. No one's putting me
front row. I'm an old laughter the whole time.
Speaker 4 (42:41):
I made direct contact with you a couple of times.
Speaker 2 (42:43):
I know there were some new bits that I just left.
Speaker 4 (42:46):
Oh my god, it's a great show.
Speaker 2 (42:48):
Thank you fabulous.
Speaker 1 (42:50):
Is it going to reopen? I can't say yeah, Hello, Coller,
we're talking Kate's talent, Kate Bland's great talent. We're talking
about first time female director being on Roku today, available
to consumption. From what I understand, Thank you. From what
I understand about Roku, you can watch it on that
(43:11):
device or online.
Speaker 2 (43:13):
Yeah, okay, oh that's great.
Speaker 6 (43:14):
Yeah, I have a I have a food food test.
Speaker 1 (43:17):
Okay, blue cheese, love it so delicious?
Speaker 2 (43:21):
So stink.
Speaker 4 (43:22):
What's the really great blue cheese company?
Speaker 2 (43:24):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (43:25):
Fuck, you know what I'm talking about. Come on, Chelsea Humbolt, Yeah,
Humboldt fog so good.
Speaker 2 (43:31):
You just did that on.
Speaker 1 (43:33):
Our neck and neck food Like.
Speaker 2 (43:36):
I was like, guys ever eaten at the elk in
your eyes? So dumb?
Speaker 4 (43:41):
I have to pee? Whath I do?
Speaker 1 (43:43):
You can go?
Speaker 4 (43:44):
I don't want to miss a second?
Speaker 1 (43:48):
Pause? What's whole? Pause? Hello? Baby's calling? Cristal goal?
Speaker 2 (44:01):
Is that?
Speaker 1 (44:04):
Oh my god?
Speaker 9 (44:05):
Did I get through?
Speaker 1 (44:06):
Christill? You dead?
Speaker 8 (44:07):
You?
Speaker 2 (44:07):
Galla?
Speaker 3 (44:08):
Wait?
Speaker 9 (44:08):
Who else is here?
Speaker 2 (44:12):
Your mic?
Speaker 4 (44:17):
And like about camera Benico's skinner?
Speaker 1 (44:23):
Hello, Hi, Hi, bring something to the table, Chelsea.
Speaker 9 (44:29):
I just wanted to tell you so I I have
a baby and I love the podcast and it's helping
me get through all of the middle of the night
like wakings and breastfeeding.
Speaker 6 (44:41):
Is like a flog And.
Speaker 1 (44:44):
Yeah, it's insane.
Speaker 7 (44:45):
I'm grateful for the plot.
Speaker 1 (44:47):
It's insane. Do you know something that I didn't know
when I had my son? When he was a baby,
I literally didn't know they sleep like every hour and
a half. And my friend came over and she's just
like putting him down, putting him down, like you keep
putting him down, and she's like they sleep constantly. We'd
just be like, he's super cranky.
Speaker 4 (45:02):
How is it be honest? How hard is it really hard?
Speaker 2 (45:08):
It does not look easy. It looks really hot, not
particularly fun sometimes.
Speaker 1 (45:14):
Oh I hear why.
Speaker 4 (45:16):
It was a fake baby by the way.
Speaker 9 (45:17):
Yeah, she was chilling lunch and I was like, okay,
I'm going to try to call on right now, but uh,
I'm sorry if she gets loud, you can't hang with
love it.
Speaker 4 (45:28):
It's cute. It's so crazy. I literally go google Gaga.
They truly do the cartoon thing.
Speaker 3 (45:38):
Yeah, yeah, all day long.
Speaker 1 (45:41):
You know, I had I was a great milk producer.
I had so many thank you. I had a ton
of bags of milk and I froze them all and
then you could sell that. The fridge broke and they
were all warm, and it's like you think of every
like one am breast pump session.
Speaker 5 (46:02):
It's the worst.
Speaker 9 (46:03):
I tried pumping at the beginning, and I just was
never able to like get enough to have.
Speaker 5 (46:10):
Storage like that.
Speaker 9 (46:11):
But I did have like half a bottle's worth and
I dropped it and spilled it and like burst into.
Speaker 1 (46:16):
Tears, like yeah, worst feeling after she was born.
Speaker 9 (46:19):
It was a nightmare.
Speaker 1 (46:20):
You're definitely you start to understand the whole expression don't
cry over spilt milk, like right, because you're going to
be crying over it.
Speaker 9 (46:28):
Is there a topic today?
Speaker 1 (46:30):
Or am I the topic is getting out of time?
Speaker 4 (46:34):
Goodbye?
Speaker 1 (46:36):
What'd you say?
Speaker 4 (46:38):
Do you judge mothers who go right to formula?
Speaker 1 (46:40):
You know what, there's always like the thing of like,
don't do that, but of course a little bit. I'm like, listen,
my mom would always talk about I loved breastfeeding, and
I was always kind of schemed by it. You know,
just think about second your mom's kids.
Speaker 2 (46:53):
It's like, WHOA got it? Felt good? Girl? I do
think God sometimes when I wear a breastplate, I'm like
that that does sound fun. But then my sister's like,
it was so deeply painful. It wasn't for me.
Speaker 1 (47:06):
It's not supposed to be painful. It's easy for you.
You have a it supposedly means you have a bad latch.
If it's painful, oh hello, hello latches, tell her she
had a bad by.
Speaker 6 (47:20):
Hey, amos, what's going on with you?
Speaker 1 (47:22):
Guys?
Speaker 4 (47:23):
Do you want to talk about sex or fucking or breast.
Speaker 6 (47:28):
Is that the topic?
Speaker 4 (47:29):
Yeah, when's last time you had sex?
Speaker 6 (47:35):
Like a week and a half ago. Because my boyfriend's
in Japan.
Speaker 4 (47:38):
Hey, even if you weren't in Japan, that would be
okay to me.
Speaker 2 (47:41):
Yeah, we can have his Japan.
Speaker 4 (47:42):
Or not, we can have that's wrong with that? What's
he doing in Japan?
Speaker 1 (47:46):
Sounds rich?
Speaker 2 (47:47):
Exactly. He's there for work.
Speaker 6 (47:50):
He's like doing all sorts of cool stuff, and he
left me here so bad.
Speaker 4 (47:54):
Oh my god, business do a little thimble with a
japan photo on it?
Speaker 2 (48:02):
Dream so sweet? Yeah, brings back a little top from Japan.
Speaker 1 (48:08):
Is he beta?
Speaker 2 (48:12):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (48:12):
I would say he is a beta male.
Speaker 3 (48:15):
Okay, but that's okay.
Speaker 4 (48:16):
I like some beta totally. Do you have a beta?
Do you have a beta history? That's where you go.
Speaker 6 (48:22):
Yeah, guys that are a little bit gay, you know.
Speaker 2 (48:26):
Yeah, a little bit gay totally.
Speaker 4 (48:28):
Yeah there. How long have you been together?
Speaker 2 (48:33):
Like?
Speaker 6 (48:33):
Two years?
Speaker 4 (48:35):
Fun? Still fresh, still tight?
Speaker 2 (48:37):
I like that, still tight, a.
Speaker 6 (48:40):
Little big gay Chelsea on or you guys taking No.
Speaker 4 (48:43):
She's here, she's listening.
Speaker 1 (48:45):
This is what Benino and cater like. We have to
have dinner and they're like kissing each other's cheeks and
I'm just sitting here like it literally brought us.
Speaker 4 (48:54):
A sugar toast and we're so now I'm getting rially
live on it.
Speaker 1 (48:59):
There's not really a topic. We're just chatting. We're excited
for the movie that's out on today. We're trying to
get the what's the name for Roku FANSI rokoligans going,
trying to get that going. Do you know how to
use Roku.
Speaker 6 (49:20):
So I don't have a Roku TV?
Speaker 1 (49:21):
Can I still watch?
Speaker 9 (49:22):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (49:22):
You can?
Speaker 4 (49:23):
Good question?
Speaker 2 (49:23):
Yes, perfect question online.
Speaker 1 (49:26):
There's some way to do it all.
Speaker 2 (49:28):
It's not hard. It's an app on a TV. You
can just get it like any other streaming app.
Speaker 4 (49:31):
But if you're like me and you bristlet the thought
of downloading an app, I believe you can just stream
it right from your desktop computer at home.
Speaker 1 (49:37):
I'm the same, though, I have such a conservation policy
with downloading apps. But young people, if you look.
Speaker 6 (49:43):
You guys live in Roku City.
Speaker 4 (49:45):
Yeah, I've seen it.
Speaker 1 (49:47):
It's beautiful.
Speaker 2 (49:47):
Are we in Roku City today? I hope?
Speaker 1 (49:50):
Yeah? We are?
Speaker 2 (49:50):
Like the post we are it's where. So I have
Roku TV. I love it. It's really easy. It's like buttons,
it's like those phones that they give to elderly people,
you know, like fireflies where it's like two you know,
n one like your daughter. Yeah, but it's kind of
like you know how Apple TV is the like show
you know, the Sahara Desert or the Travel.
Speaker 4 (50:10):
Yeah, this is.
Speaker 2 (50:12):
Like a kind of like artificial, very like Barbie World
and it just goes down the you know, the block
people on Sunset. There's not people. I don't think right if,
I feel like it's all like graphics. It's like animated
and they have like little billboards and they put like
the Roku things.
Speaker 1 (50:28):
That's fun. That caller what I don't know what to
do with the callers today.
Speaker 4 (50:34):
The boyfriend's back in a week, runs you back.
Speaker 6 (50:40):
Another week, So he's gone for two weeks.
Speaker 4 (50:41):
Is that kind of fun?
Speaker 1 (50:42):
Though?
Speaker 4 (50:42):
You kind of get this, you know, get your own
space or how is that for you?
Speaker 5 (50:47):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (50:47):
I'm just kind of running wild and free without him.
Speaker 2 (50:50):
I love destroying a space when Terry's gone. Yeah, where's
Terry my bathroom? He's in Mexico.
Speaker 1 (50:58):
Oh, he just commented on.
Speaker 2 (51:03):
Mexico City. He loves. I've never been.
Speaker 1 (51:05):
I want to go, let's go.
Speaker 2 (51:08):
Yeah, I need to go let's.
Speaker 1 (51:09):
Go to Mexico City because I really want to explore
the Fruit's supposed to be amazing, right, unbelievable, you know.
Speaker 2 (51:15):
It's gorgeous, gorgeous city. I did go to Cabo, and
I felt like what I saw of it, you know,
it's just it's been kind of infected by like frats.
Speaker 4 (51:23):
Where did you go February ten years ago?
Speaker 2 (51:27):
It was already hell, it was crazy. I had never seen. Yeah,
it was like college spring break.
Speaker 4 (51:32):
Yeah yeah.
Speaker 1 (51:33):
And of course there's this sarcasm now that that seaweed
that chokes the coastline. Ten feet deep of seaweed on
the coastline, I think, I really that's what.
Speaker 8 (51:45):
That was, Chelsea.
Speaker 6 (51:46):
Can I give you a Mexican food test?
Speaker 1 (51:49):
Sure, go for it, Okay, love, But with the caveat
that I only like fish savic. I'm not as into
like the shrimp cevi or the scallops of each scal texturally,
I prefer this.
Speaker 4 (52:04):
I had an incredible scallop appetizer Special Horses that was
cooked unbelievable, served it on a beautiful shell one I'd
only loved it, loved it.
Speaker 6 (52:14):
It was moaning a gorgeous scallop in a shell as well,
with like a strawberry and a salty component.
Speaker 4 (52:25):
Okay, I'm pro Bestia.
Speaker 1 (52:28):
I've been there all fourth moaning, begging, you're not holding
yourself open.
Speaker 2 (52:35):
No, I love them. What's the one across the street,
Damien Hurst the Mexican? Is that the Mexican restaurant across
the street from Bestia? What's that called? What I'm talking about? No,
you think about it.
Speaker 1 (52:50):
I don't know it.
Speaker 2 (52:50):
I don't know it.
Speaker 1 (52:54):
This is unreleasable whispering about l A restaurants.
Speaker 2 (53:00):
Well, yeah, so should we talk about the movie.
Speaker 1 (53:04):
So I save things very good on my phone.
Speaker 2 (53:07):
Okay, what was your favorite day on set?
Speaker 1 (53:11):
I was going to say a sarcastic answer of a
horrible announcement that was made, but I'm not.
Speaker 4 (53:15):
God, that was one of the that was crazy. Let's see, honestly,
the lunches. I have to say Chelsea over here, she
takes care of her actors, because you know it's true,
because a lot of times, you know you're on a set,
(53:36):
the food situation can be really nicey dire. Chelsea got
us un little catering everyday, heirloom catering. Shout out, beautiful,
huge salads little gem with radishes and almond crumbles, the
best salad, just really because that's what you want when
you're shooting.
Speaker 2 (53:53):
You wanted them after You're like, I'm going to get these.
Speaker 4 (53:56):
I'm going to well, I came over to your house
after we wrapped because you had like.
Speaker 1 (54:02):
I lost my mind because yeah, they only delivered them
in like crafty sized tests, and it was like, okay,
this has to I have to let this end. But
it was really good. We've he her day's tricky.
Speaker 2 (54:20):
There was like a back room where we all got ready.
Speaker 4 (54:23):
In myself megan.
Speaker 2 (54:28):
The film.
Speaker 1 (54:29):
I know I only got I got to peek in
on some of the camaraderie. But in terms of our
shooting days, I can't like I think I've literally like
I don't know. I was thinking like doing the press
that I've done for this movie. I was in New
York for four nights or something, and I'm like, could
you imagine doing press for a massive film and going internationally?
Like I literally felt like I had no brain. I
(54:50):
still don't feel that way. The junkill I fell, all right,
call her? Did you have anything else? A churos? How
about chorros? Do we like?
Speaker 6 (54:58):
I love do you like come with like sugar or
dipped in chocolate?
Speaker 1 (55:05):
Like no, no, no chocolate for me.
Speaker 4 (55:08):
I would do a chocolate dip absolutely, But I just
love a churro anyway you cut it. Where'd I have
a fantastic true? You know Salas are just up the street.
They do great trials for dessert.
Speaker 1 (55:18):
Oh, she sends the link to Salasar, So anytime you
have a table ready for me. You know, Kate's maneuver
every La restaurant literally, like now this is all becoming clear.
She's name dropping every La restaurant that she wants to
curry favor.
Speaker 2 (55:35):
And that's our girl.
Speaker 4 (55:36):
She'll be like already in that I want to show you.
Speaker 1 (55:41):
Okay, that's good, the good test, great job. Thank you
caller so much. Thank you Benino. Do you want to
talk a bit about your show that you're developing.
Speaker 2 (55:49):
Yes, I where it's ordered. It's not just developed ordered yet,
it's ordered. We're in the writer's room right now, thank you,
Charlie X. Yes, yes, yeah, we're in the right room
right now. It's really exciting. It's a college comedy. It's
so fun. It took like five years, so I'm like
ready to ready to go.
Speaker 4 (56:07):
Thank god it happens, because it almost never does.
Speaker 2 (56:10):
I think it's, you know what, it feels a little
bit like this movie and that it's like it's just
kind of joy I would say, it's like, obviously we're
going for big laughs, but it's like it's got a
lot of heart. I'm super excited. And yeah, Charlie doing
the music and we're kind of figuring out the cast pretty.
Speaker 11 (56:23):
Soon here and yeah Charlie shout out to Charlie Charlie video.
Speaker 2 (56:31):
Sorry and how brat how Brad is this hair?
Speaker 4 (56:35):
Oh my god?
Speaker 2 (56:35):
I love it? But but yeah.
Speaker 1 (56:39):
We're congratula a better person.
Speaker 2 (56:43):
Shoot this summer, I think, yeah, right after the fourth
of July, I have to get college fit though you
already Jim. It's scary, Chelsea mean us just wait for this.
Speaker 1 (56:57):
Very intense Brad, what's your favorite healthy meal? You guys
are both fit freaks. What's your favorite healthy meal?
Speaker 4 (57:04):
I've been really into if you get the right brand
A miracle noodle?
Speaker 1 (57:09):
Oh is that help?
Speaker 2 (57:10):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (57:11):
I don't really like the couple one because other one
that's made but something that I'm not sure what it is,
but but you can do you know, yeah, you just
do like an Asian like a stir fry with the
a miracle noodle delicious.
Speaker 2 (57:22):
I may I love salmon. Terry knows and loves salmon
dry reb and he's Terry is such a good cook.
I really want him to cook for you too, because
Harry really is exceptional.
Speaker 1 (57:30):
At its king Yeah, really is a king.
Speaker 4 (57:34):
Most gorgeous couple in America.
Speaker 1 (57:35):
Seriously, when I stand beside you both, I'm just like,
what what plane are you?
Speaker 2 (57:41):
I think I'm a dog because next to him, it's
like everyone's always like Terry's so beautiful, and by the
third time, you're kind of like I'm a child.
Speaker 1 (57:47):
Well that's like you together is actually like shows stuff.
Speaker 2 (57:51):
Thank you so much.
Speaker 4 (57:52):
I got to sit across him at the Chateau my mom.
Terry's first time.
Speaker 2 (57:58):
What a gorgeous nay he he loves you both so much.
He loves this film. He's seen it four times, he
saw twice in Santa Barbara. He's like, he's obsessed. This
is this movie.
Speaker 1 (58:07):
Yeah, he like.
Speaker 2 (58:08):
And he was at the premiere with us and Tribeca.
That was like, it was so fun. That was such
a fun night.
Speaker 1 (58:14):
I can't wait to like share some inside jokes with
some people, you know, like with when we were editing
and stuff like that, there was so many little lines
that like, you know, Jay or Jim would quote and stuff,
and I'm curious, what's gonna connect with people.
Speaker 2 (58:28):
Yeah, I've broke so many times in this god film
because of you, brilliant women. Brilliant women, that's what the
film's about. My girls were making me break all the
fucking time. And they're like, oh, yeah, it's so, it's
joy I love it. I loved it. I miss girl
couch though. I know that. And for anyone who doesn't know,
(58:51):
it's just I would go to the men's dressing room,
take all my stuff and walk down to the women's
room to take that's funny.
Speaker 1 (58:56):
Right because they made it segregated.
Speaker 2 (58:58):
Yeah, I'd be like, bye, Blake.
Speaker 1 (59:00):
Legally, right, it legally has to be that way.
Speaker 2 (59:03):
Probably, yeah, probably. And then I'm just fully like and
by the end, no one said it that. They're just like, yeah,
many of the girls are down there like fully changing.
You guys are all naked.
Speaker 11 (59:12):
I'm like, hey, morning, Rachel, Rachel, Rachel, Rachel, Rachel, Rachel, Yes, yes, yes,
hey Diva, did you love Rachel on Friends?
Speaker 1 (59:26):
Were you excited about that.
Speaker 12 (59:28):
No, she doesn't have the hair. The hair was just
too much.
Speaker 1 (59:33):
Fair.
Speaker 4 (59:34):
How are you, Rachel? Where are you calling from?
Speaker 12 (59:37):
I'm in New Jersey and I don't know. I'm unemployed
and I was just at a coffee shop applying to job.
So I saw your post and you needed to call.
Speaker 4 (59:47):
Oh my gosh, hell yeah, I wish you well on
your on your job hunt. Do you know my work?
Speaker 6 (59:52):
Not really?
Speaker 4 (59:53):
Oh, Rachel, Rachel, dude, come.
Speaker 12 (59:58):
On, I'm sorry. I just wanted to get a good
sound effect.
Speaker 1 (01:00:03):
It's okay. You can hang up on her.
Speaker 4 (01:00:05):
I'm not. I'm not hanging up on her niche, but
you want.
Speaker 12 (01:00:10):
So, I need your opinion on if I should apply
to this job. It's a cheap it's a cheesemonger apprentice.
Speaker 4 (01:00:16):
Yes, yes, yes, a hundred person.
Speaker 12 (01:00:20):
So I need a career change though.
Speaker 4 (01:00:22):
That's absolutely I'll do that. That's incredible. Me and Kate
will ship up certainly at that humble.
Speaker 1 (01:00:28):
Fog A little humbled.
Speaker 4 (01:00:32):
Sweet jam on it you favorite cheese go you know what?
Speaker 1 (01:00:36):
I like? That one? That is tam O shanter s
never been hot Sunday, Hot fudge Sunday. I will go
with you. Guys anytime about Sunday. Okay, literally, they use almonds,
which is a rarity because they're expensive. Roasted almonds. The
amazing hot fudge.
Speaker 4 (01:00:57):
Well that, by the way, that's the secret, that's the key.
Speaker 1 (01:01:00):
So the hot fudge is absolutely perfect. And then it's
crunchy roasted almonds on it, whipped cream vanilla. It's classic.
Speaker 4 (01:01:07):
Okay, fabulous. So I love a classic. I love a
well done hot fudge.
Speaker 1 (01:01:12):
That so good.
Speaker 4 (01:01:12):
What are some great deserts have had lately? Bas cheesecake
when done really well? Yeah are you?
Speaker 2 (01:01:19):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (01:01:20):
That's where you're both Spaniards partial Spaniards. All wait, let
me take a picture.
Speaker 2 (01:01:25):
And I just want to say I love soft serve.
I've loved the window that soft but crazy, it is insane. Yeah,
And mash malons I am kind of addicted.
Speaker 1 (01:01:37):
Lately, really like a pistache.
Speaker 2 (01:01:40):
You know, they don't do a soft serve, but they
do almost the texture of it. I don't know what
they used to make it like, it just has more.
Speaker 1 (01:01:45):
Like cow dung.
Speaker 2 (01:01:48):
Perfect, yes, exactly. Okay, So but I was gonna say
from Maashti's it's the malone where it's like that little
it's like the deep ride almost like it's like funnel cake. Yeah,
it's like funny cake. I haven't had it really is
so good. They opened on it right next to the
(01:02:09):
window and it's delicious. And then I love like a
good chocolate cake. Oh and I really like lava, like
a true lava cake. C Yeah, exactly, like nasty. It's
like kind of.
Speaker 4 (01:02:22):
Wet and.
Speaker 2 (01:02:30):
You know what I mean, like it's just hot.
Speaker 1 (01:02:33):
All right, Well, I don't know, this was great, right,
wrap it up? Any final thoughts? Where's your careers headed?
Where are you going to be in? Where are you
going to be in five years? Good?
Speaker 4 (01:02:44):
Strong latch?
Speaker 1 (01:02:48):
She heard me. I didn't know if that went under
the radar. A good song. It's listen, breastfeeding shouldn't hurt
if it does. See elactation consultant.
Speaker 4 (01:02:55):
But even they can't say you can, they know they can.
Speaker 1 (01:02:57):
They can help a lot anyway. Listen, you're both geniuses.
What if I start crying. I've been near to tears
this whole week. But I really am so grateful to
you both for being in my movie. I know, like
you know, actors can say no to anything, and I
really think that you're both so funny and so talented
and thanks for doing my movie.
Speaker 4 (01:03:19):
We love you so much of the funniest You're the
funniest genius. And I love the shirt and I can't
wait to rewatch the movie. And it was so much fun.
Speaker 1 (01:03:26):
I'm so I'm so proud that I made this and
I'm so proud you're in it. And hold on, I'm
just gonna type you in thank you for coming out,
and to send you a copy of that.
Speaker 2 (01:03:41):
Okay, great, thank you for coming out. That's what my
parents said to me.
Speaker 1 (01:03:46):
Out All right, Well, POD's over, three two one, have
a great day. Oh wait, hold on, everyone has to
get in their cars. So what's your What car are
you getting into, Benito.
Speaker 2 (01:03:57):
I say the car I drive.
Speaker 1 (01:03:59):
No, you're gonna say you're fananessy car that you're exiting
my fantasy car.
Speaker 2 (01:04:03):
I do think it'd be funny if I if I
didn't care about cars, but I drove like an absolute
like a Lamborghini Mercy Lago, do you know what I mean?
Like it's so wide and I can't ever park it,
and then I would love to drive a car like that.
It's just dinged up, do you know what I mean?
Like it just looks like a bad Paine job. I've
like hit a bunch of things so wide, so dumb.
(01:04:24):
And then I watched someone with the back of a
of a tesla had like the butterfly doors and I
was like, wait for just thinking of those at any
place when you're parking around those of you lists like
of it just hitting a tree and everything on the
way up.
Speaker 4 (01:04:38):
That is so embarrassing.
Speaker 2 (01:04:39):
Doors are fine?
Speaker 4 (01:04:42):
Are over?
Speaker 2 (01:04:45):
Cyber truck?
Speaker 4 (01:04:46):
Good cars?
Speaker 2 (01:04:47):
What was the cyber truck that drove into the Beverly
I know, like, what was that?
Speaker 4 (01:04:50):
It's a scam. It's as a scam for boys. It's
crazy and the girls.
Speaker 2 (01:04:56):
If you drove off in that, if you drove up
in the cyber truck, that would be bad.
Speaker 1 (01:05:00):
It's so funny. Okay, so hold on. So Benito's getting
into his.
Speaker 2 (01:05:04):
Lamborghini Mercilago but dinged up and really dumb. Mar a
Lago Murcilago, I think that's is it? Marlago Trump's Now
I'm like, yeah, no, but isn't it. It's bat. It's
the bat. That's why I don't know what it is.
Speaker 1 (01:05:18):
But here's walking toward it and I wish I literally
just I was just like I need heels like click click, Wait,
we can do like this.
Speaker 2 (01:05:30):
That's that's perfect. Sound good, getting interact? Do you have
a crash? Yeah, dying on the wave home. I dived
to this podcast. Would you release it?
Speaker 1 (01:05:45):
Of course.
Speaker 4 (01:05:47):
We'd come together to do an in Memoriam.
Speaker 1 (01:05:50):
And I'd have Kojak put a bed of sad.
Speaker 4 (01:05:54):
Music under it, the whole podcast. So just got picked
up series we lost. Yeah, it's gonna be big, okay.
Speaker 1 (01:06:01):
Kate's trotting out toward car.
Speaker 4 (01:06:04):
I want to get into a nineties Mazda Miata like
ninety seven.
Speaker 2 (01:06:09):
Pictured a horse all of a sudden horse.
Speaker 4 (01:06:12):
Yeah, I've done it.
Speaker 2 (01:06:13):
Yeah you have?
Speaker 4 (01:06:15):
Can you legally ride a horse just down the street?
Speaker 2 (01:06:19):
I say no, but I feel like there's you know,
around the.
Speaker 1 (01:06:25):
Horse country general.
Speaker 2 (01:06:28):
What is it called alcove?
Speaker 1 (01:06:29):
Years in front of all time and like Maru yeah yeah, oh.
Speaker 2 (01:06:40):
Coffee with the cream cream top. There's a new cream
top on the block.
Speaker 1 (01:06:44):
You be gone, Your gone? Okay, wait, Kate's getting into
and of course I'm getting into my neon green hummer
and heading out
Speaker 8 (01:07:06):
H