June 27, 2025 • 14 mins
Forget awkward first dates, Jessica and Camilla talk full-on dating disasters!
Hear all about the courtship curses that will get you friend-zoned for sure! Like Jessica's cringiest moment with a pair of chaps, and the time Camilla fell flat when all she wanted was to fall in love.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Call It what It Is with Jessica Capshaw and Camille
Lettington and iHeartRadio Podcast.
Speaker 2 (00:18):
Well, Hello, Hello, Hello, Hello Call It crew, and welcome
to another episode up, Short and Sweet. Oh this is kind.
Speaker 1 (00:26):
Of a follow up, I was gonna say in a
follow up to How to Lose a Girl in ten minutes.
We can tell that you all aren't talking about dating.
Speaker 3 (00:35):
And so are we.
Speaker 2 (00:36):
It's been so long for us, but we're.
Speaker 1 (00:38):
Happy to mine for those stories and come up with
you know how we relate to your stories now and
some of ours.
Speaker 2 (00:48):
So funnily enough, did you see this little blurb that
came out of that.
Speaker 1 (00:53):
I mean, Jason and his wife Kylie are so sorry.
Jason Kelsey and his wife Kylie are so sweet and
so relatable, and I just they're adorable. But he came
on and said it was so embarrassing because on one
of his on the second date with his wife, a
fart squeezed out, And you know how I feel about farts.
(01:14):
And also just like just saying a fart squeezed out,
like you're dying?
Speaker 2 (01:21):
Can I be honest if that was you? There is
no way. I mean me too, I don't I'm gonna
be honest, I don't think a third day would have happened.
Speaker 1 (01:31):
I mean, and unless if it was funny.
Speaker 2 (01:34):
I mean, listen, people fart. It is true, it happens.
I don't know. I think I get the ick. It depends,
he says, squeezed out. So it like, is it like
I'm imagining? Like I don't mean to get graphic, but
this is what I'm imagine. Like you like one of
those Yeah, I can't. I can't. You don't want to
get me going on this. You don't want to get
me going on this.
Speaker 4 (01:53):
But he just but he talked about how I guess
they went skating and he was dying on his skates
and then when and squeezed out, and he was very
happy and lucky that she left and thought that that
was funny.
Speaker 1 (02:05):
But that's embarrassing, and he was embarrassed. And I was
thinking about things that I did that were embarrassing. Oh
I've got.
Speaker 2 (02:12):
One, Okay, tell me, because I have one too.
Speaker 5 (02:14):
It's so embarrassing.
Speaker 1 (02:15):
It wasn't really on a date so much as actually
I was trying to get the date.
Speaker 2 (02:19):
I was trying to land the date. Yeah, oh my god, Okay, So.
Speaker 1 (02:24):
I knew that this guy was very into like western,
like life, like course riding, and I'm so obsessed with
the story already.
Speaker 3 (02:38):
Please yes, Yeah.
Speaker 1 (02:39):
So I knew that he Oh my god, I don't
know what's wrong with me. Something's wrong, something was clearly
wrong with me. Anyway, So I knew he was super
into Western stuff. And I, you know, I'm originally from
the Midwest, and I have you know, I have Western
adjacent stuff in my life, and I ride horses, and
at the time I was riding horses more and I
(03:01):
have I had a pair of chaps, like.
Speaker 2 (03:05):
The the zip on you know, no Swede, Yeah, you
did not put them on? Yes I did. I did.
Speaker 1 (03:12):
I put them on casually, which, by the way, you
would never have do you casually throw on chaps in
Los Angeles.
Speaker 2 (03:19):
We were we were in Los Angeles. We actually were
near horses.
Speaker 1 (03:25):
We just I wasn't riding one, and you would not
have them on unless you were riding one, and so
near a barn.
Speaker 3 (03:31):
I just decided that I was.
Speaker 1 (03:32):
Going to put them on to show how you know,
western I was, and I didn't. The most embarrassing part
is that I didn't think it was embarrassing, Like I
thought that it was actually like a good move.
Speaker 2 (03:46):
Did you land the date?
Speaker 1 (03:48):
Not in not even a little bit like oh no, wondering, Yeah, yeah,
I'm not. I don't actually I had zero status with
this person. I don't even think that there was a
There wasn't even a not even a hope for me.
Speaker 2 (03:59):
I'm picture and you like walking away in the chaps
but you haven't gotten a date.
Speaker 1 (04:04):
Yeah with like my gene, but like I'm walking out
with yeh god, that's just really embarrassing for me. But
it really didn't necessarily, I guess, embarrass me in front
of anyone else.
Speaker 5 (04:15):
It wasn't like a fart on the second date?
Speaker 2 (04:16):
What about you? I do have a really oh god, okay,
you know what, like just just falling tripping and falling
is like embarrassing, right, Like it just is like I mean, yeah,
it can be embarrassing on a first second date with somebody.
I definitely fell all the way down some stairs from
(04:38):
the very top stair all the way down the fall
last of the bottom. Yeah, and it was enough of
a fall where like there were so many steps that
enough time to think this is embarrassing while it's happened
like halfway down, so that and then and then there's
(05:00):
think about it is like when you fall down five
hundred stairs, It's like, what do you do at the
bottom the collise. There's no way that.
Speaker 3 (05:18):
I didn't did that on purpose? How allan I am.
Speaker 2 (05:25):
There's no way to act cool like you've fallen fallen,
there's no way to shake it off. You You're like, I,
I might need to go to the hospital. Okay, so
Belle said, I felt So Belle said, I felt sick.
So I took a sip of water and I threw
up all. I threw up all in the water. That's terrible.
Speaker 5 (05:48):
That's just sad. That's sad. That's that's just sad.
Speaker 3 (05:51):
That's embarrassing. That's just sad. I'm so sorry. I want
to like scuper upsy.
Speaker 1 (05:55):
This is where in my aforementioned superpower dere category, I.
Speaker 3 (06:02):
Would say I'd like to stop time.
Speaker 2 (06:05):
Yeah, but you don't have the This is the problem
with the superhero thing. You don't have Also, you can
only pick one thing, so you don't know what's going
to happen in the future, so you're stopping time after
it's already happened.
Speaker 1 (06:17):
No, if she knew she was gonna throw up she
said she felt sick.
Speaker 3 (06:21):
She could stop.
Speaker 2 (06:21):
Time, wait till she got here and then you know,
you know what though, you know what could stop you
feeling sick though you healing her? Yeah, okay, anyways, Danny.
Speaker 3 (06:33):
Said, I forgot where I parked after our first date.
Speaker 5 (06:36):
We walked around the parking lot for a long time
before I found it.
Speaker 3 (06:39):
Yeah, that doesn't inspire a lot of confidence.
Speaker 5 (06:41):
And you know, on a date, not a first date.
Speaker 2 (06:45):
That is funny though, Aubrey, my date gave me a
high five at the end of our date.
Speaker 1 (06:51):
Oh no, no, this is I mean truly, this one wins.
Speaker 2 (06:55):
A high five. Holy no.
Speaker 1 (07:00):
I mean, as long as you can, you know, as
long as you could practice the universal law that you
should not take anything personally, you could just be like, okay, cool,
like I know where I stand right, Like tanks would
talk about, like.
Speaker 3 (07:11):
Well box you were in, Yeah, yeah, yeah, this is
the friend box.
Speaker 5 (07:14):
You've been put into the friend box.
Speaker 1 (07:15):
So you're just gonna high five back and be like,
cant you. Later, Claire wrote it and said, my date
farted and blamed me.
Speaker 2 (07:36):
That how do you blame the other? Like, if there's two,
I'm assuming that just you guys on the date. So
I fart and then I'm like, why did you fart?
Like we both know, we both know what happened. I
need more details, Claire, how did this transpire? Becky? Not
(07:57):
eating all day, drinking too much and fainting on our
first date.
Speaker 5 (08:01):
That's I don't think if she drank too much. I
think she got drunk and then.
Speaker 2 (08:04):
She passed out. She passed out, She passed out.
Speaker 5 (08:08):
That's not a good look, guys, it really isn't.
Speaker 3 (08:10):
I know.
Speaker 1 (08:11):
People get so anxious and then I think they overdrink,
and believe me, I have in my life.
Speaker 5 (08:15):
It's not I'm not throwing stones. It's just that it's
it's not a good it's not a good look.
Speaker 2 (08:20):
It's also like the drinking causes you more anxiety. You
have anxiety the next day.
Speaker 5 (08:24):
Yeah, no, it's not it's no, it's no.
Speaker 3 (08:28):
There's a better path for us, guys.
Speaker 2 (08:29):
There's a better path.
Speaker 3 (08:31):
Addie said, I knocked.
Speaker 5 (08:32):
His tooth out.
Speaker 3 (08:34):
That would be Listen, if you didn't.
Speaker 1 (08:36):
Have a real relationship with someone, to be hard to
forgive them for knocking out your tooth right away.
Speaker 2 (08:40):
Yeah, Isabelle said, my mom showed up to the restaurant no,
and started showing him pictures of me younger. We what
the act?
Speaker 3 (08:52):
No, that's like out of a movie.
Speaker 2 (08:55):
No, no, no, no, we're ignoring that.
Speaker 1 (08:58):
Dana said, I peed my pants and didn't tell him
until an hour later.
Speaker 3 (09:02):
Why did you tell him?
Speaker 2 (09:03):
Why do you tell him? Yeah, yeah, don't tell him.
It happened Lydia. I threw up on my date's shoes
on our first date. But all good. He's my husband now.
Speaker 5 (09:14):
Oh see, and you know what that.
Speaker 1 (09:16):
I was reminded that like if it's meant to be,
if you know, it's gonna happen, you.
Speaker 2 (09:21):
Know, like, yeah, you can grow up on their shoes, you.
Speaker 1 (09:23):
Can fart, you can do all the things, but it's
gonna happen. Penelo, He said, I had to sneak off
to the bathroom because my stomach didn't settle with the food.
See it's a lot of this kind of stuff that's
the most embarrassing, right, like.
Speaker 3 (09:36):
Food not settling. Well, yeah, all that.
Speaker 5 (09:38):
Kind of stuff.
Speaker 2 (09:39):
Yeah, Natalie, I called the guy by the wrong name
the entire date and he didn't correct me.
Speaker 3 (09:45):
That's a problem. Well, I mean both sides, but I
almost even think more him.
Speaker 2 (09:50):
Yeah, they're not correcting is weird because you could be
nervous and suddenly have just like slipped up and now
you're sticking to it right and you don't realize. Oh, Chelsea,
I was at the arcade and went to reach for
his hand but grabbed his penis instead.
Speaker 5 (10:06):
Well, hello, it can happen.
Speaker 2 (10:08):
That's not good, you know, that's what else do you say?
Speaker 1 (10:18):
You just say sorry, you say I know, and then
you're embarrassed, you turn red, and you move on.
Speaker 2 (10:23):
Yeah, okay, Carly.
Speaker 1 (10:25):
Is that I had a long day of work and
fell asleep at the table while he was telling me
about his dog that died.
Speaker 2 (10:31):
Oh that's awkward.
Speaker 5 (10:34):
Yeah, that's awkward.
Speaker 2 (10:35):
That's awkward, Jenny, we matched on Hinge. Then on our
first date we really realized we were related, not first cousins,
but still what there needs to be some sort of
like I don't know, something on the app that can
help with that. Jeez.
Speaker 5 (10:53):
Yeah, yeah, well who knows.
Speaker 1 (10:56):
I hear a lot of people talk about Hinge mismatching
really well, yeah.
Speaker 3 (11:02):
Because I think I think that people.
Speaker 1 (11:07):
It seems to me I've heard about people saying, like,
you know that they match with someone and on their
hind profile they say that certain things about themselves and
then when they show up for the date, like it's
not true, or they get like completely catfished or like, you.
Speaker 3 (11:20):
Know, listen, if someone says that they're six three and
they're really.
Speaker 5 (11:22):
Five to three, Okay, fine, but not fine.
Speaker 2 (11:26):
Yeah, I don't know if that's fine. I mean, because
I think that like you're wasting people's time.
Speaker 1 (11:32):
Yeah, I think it says a lot of things like
like be who you are, and.
Speaker 2 (11:36):
Yeah, be who you are because someone's gonna want to
date you for who you are.
Speaker 5 (11:41):
Yeah, and for all those teacher there's a lots of things. Yep,
all of them all right.
Speaker 3 (11:45):
And Maria said, I choked on a piece of steak instead.
Speaker 5 (11:48):
Of hit him on the forehead.
Speaker 1 (11:50):
That's a real bummer because a chewed up piece of
steak or on that's not sexy.
Speaker 2 (11:55):
That sucks.
Speaker 3 (11:56):
Yeah, chewed up steak on the forehead's not.
Speaker 2 (11:58):
Sexy, Lauren, I ripped my pants.
Speaker 5 (12:02):
It happens.
Speaker 2 (12:03):
We've all been there, Lauren. Come on.
Speaker 1 (12:05):
It's like it's like breaking a chair, Like we've like, yeah,
I got out a chair and had it like almost
I've never actually broken it completely, but like you know,
I've sat on something and it's like creaked or.
Speaker 3 (12:16):
It's crapped or something like that.
Speaker 2 (12:18):
Yeah. I think out of all of these so far,
ripping my pants would be the one I'd pick if
I had to pick one of these to happen on
a date.
Speaker 3 (12:27):
Yeah. Oh wait, Claire's got your problem. Go for Claire.
Speaker 2 (12:32):
This is great. Claire's and I fell down the stairs
at a movie theater with popcorn and the popcorn went all
of me. Yeah, that would be. That would if I
was holding food at the same time as my stairfall,
that would have been worse. Oh no, Kayla, Kayla.
Speaker 5 (12:50):
She had nose bleed and she bled all over him.
It's a bummer.
Speaker 2 (12:54):
I feel like though that one again is like I
don't feel like that's super it crazy, embarrassing.
Speaker 3 (13:01):
No, but when it was happening, you wouldn't feel you
would feel.
Speaker 2 (13:04):
Very vulnerable, totally.
Speaker 1 (13:05):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (13:05):
Yeah, yeah, Izzy, I slipped on a napkin and dislocated
my knee.
Speaker 5 (13:10):
That's insane.
Speaker 2 (13:11):
That sucks.
Speaker 1 (13:14):
Oh my gosh, Samantha, we were on a long hike
and my stomach started grumbling. I ended up shirting in
my pants. I mean, and then, what are you supposed
to do this? Is what I don't hike.
Speaker 3 (13:24):
Oh God, read the next one. I can't.
Speaker 2 (13:27):
Kira, I threw up no from his body. Odor m hm,
that is so wow. I mean that will never work too,
because like the pheromones are just really wildly off between
the two of you. Okay, Leslie, my dad and brothers
drove by the restaurant window and waved.
Speaker 5 (13:47):
I think that's funny.
Speaker 2 (13:48):
I do a little wave. Joe, I text my date
instead of my friend. Just oh no, no, okay, sorry, okay, Joe,
I text my date instead of my friend to say
how bad the date was and how much of a
dick he was. That is rough. That's a great story though,
but that's rough.
Speaker 1 (14:10):
All right.
Speaker 2 (14:10):
We love hearing all your dating stories.
Speaker 1 (14:15):
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes yes, we've all been there,
and don't worry.
Speaker 5 (14:19):
Life moves on.
Speaker 1 (14:20):
You can recover and even if you know what if
it's if it can even be with the person who's
going to be your person, it won't matter.
Speaker 2 (14:28):
Yeah, some of these worked out. Hello, Jason Kelsey.
Speaker 5 (14:31):
Yep, exactly.
Speaker 1 (14:33):
Alright, Well let's call it the end of the episode.
Call It what It Is with Jessica Capshaw and Camille
Lettington and iHeartRadio Podcast.
Speaker 2 (00:18):
Well, Hello, Hello, Hello, Hello Call It crew, and welcome
to another episode up, Short and Sweet. Oh this is kind.
Speaker 1 (00:26):
Of a follow up, I was gonna say in a
follow up to How to Lose a Girl in ten minutes.
We can tell that you all aren't talking about dating.
Speaker 3 (00:35):
And so are we.
Speaker 2 (00:36):
It's been so long for us, but we're.
Speaker 1 (00:38):
Happy to mine for those stories and come up with
you know how we relate to your stories now and
some of ours.
Speaker 2 (00:48):
So funnily enough, did you see this little blurb that
came out of that.
Speaker 1 (00:53):
I mean, Jason and his wife Kylie are so sorry.
Jason Kelsey and his wife Kylie are so sweet and
so relatable, and I just they're adorable. But he came
on and said it was so embarrassing because on one
of his on the second date with his wife, a
fart squeezed out, And you know how I feel about farts.
(01:14):
And also just like just saying a fart squeezed out,
like you're dying?
Speaker 2 (01:21):
Can I be honest if that was you? There is
no way. I mean me too, I don't I'm gonna
be honest, I don't think a third day would have happened.
Speaker 1 (01:31):
I mean, and unless if it was funny.
Speaker 2 (01:34):
I mean, listen, people fart. It is true, it happens.
I don't know. I think I get the ick. It depends,
he says, squeezed out. So it like, is it like
I'm imagining? Like I don't mean to get graphic, but
this is what I'm imagine. Like you like one of
those Yeah, I can't. I can't. You don't want to
get me going on this. You don't want to get
me going on this.
Speaker 4 (01:53):
But he just but he talked about how I guess
they went skating and he was dying on his skates
and then when and squeezed out, and he was very
happy and lucky that she left and thought that that
was funny.
Speaker 1 (02:05):
But that's embarrassing, and he was embarrassed. And I was
thinking about things that I did that were embarrassing. Oh
I've got.
Speaker 2 (02:12):
One, Okay, tell me, because I have one too.
Speaker 5 (02:14):
It's so embarrassing.
Speaker 1 (02:15):
It wasn't really on a date so much as actually
I was trying to get the date.
Speaker 2 (02:19):
I was trying to land the date. Yeah, oh my god, Okay, So.
Speaker 1 (02:24):
I knew that this guy was very into like western,
like life, like course riding, and I'm so obsessed with
the story already.
Speaker 3 (02:38):
Please yes, Yeah.
Speaker 1 (02:39):
So I knew that he Oh my god, I don't
know what's wrong with me. Something's wrong, something was clearly
wrong with me. Anyway, So I knew he was super
into Western stuff. And I, you know, I'm originally from
the Midwest, and I have you know, I have Western
adjacent stuff in my life, and I ride horses, and
at the time I was riding horses more and I
(03:01):
have I had a pair of chaps, like.
Speaker 2 (03:05):
The the zip on you know, no Swede, Yeah, you
did not put them on? Yes I did. I did.
Speaker 1 (03:12):
I put them on casually, which, by the way, you
would never have do you casually throw on chaps in
Los Angeles.
Speaker 2 (03:19):
We were we were in Los Angeles. We actually were
near horses.
Speaker 1 (03:25):
We just I wasn't riding one, and you would not
have them on unless you were riding one, and so
near a barn.
Speaker 3 (03:31):
I just decided that I was.
Speaker 1 (03:32):
Going to put them on to show how you know,
western I was, and I didn't. The most embarrassing part
is that I didn't think it was embarrassing, Like I
thought that it was actually like a good move.
Speaker 2 (03:46):
Did you land the date?
Speaker 1 (03:48):
Not in not even a little bit like oh no, wondering, Yeah, yeah,
I'm not. I don't actually I had zero status with
this person. I don't even think that there was a
There wasn't even a not even a hope for me.
Speaker 2 (03:59):
I'm picture and you like walking away in the chaps
but you haven't gotten a date.
Speaker 1 (04:04):
Yeah with like my gene, but like I'm walking out
with yeh god, that's just really embarrassing for me. But
it really didn't necessarily, I guess, embarrass me in front
of anyone else.
Speaker 5 (04:15):
It wasn't like a fart on the second date?
Speaker 2 (04:16):
What about you? I do have a really oh god, okay,
you know what, like just just falling tripping and falling
is like embarrassing, right, Like it just is like I mean, yeah,
it can be embarrassing on a first second date with somebody.
I definitely fell all the way down some stairs from
(04:38):
the very top stair all the way down the fall
last of the bottom. Yeah, and it was enough of
a fall where like there were so many steps that
enough time to think this is embarrassing while it's happened
like halfway down, so that and then and then there's
(05:00):
think about it is like when you fall down five
hundred stairs, It's like, what do you do at the
bottom the collise. There's no way that.
Speaker 3 (05:18):
I didn't did that on purpose? How allan I am.
Speaker 2 (05:25):
There's no way to act cool like you've fallen fallen,
there's no way to shake it off. You You're like, I,
I might need to go to the hospital. Okay, so
Belle said, I felt So Belle said, I felt sick.
So I took a sip of water and I threw
up all. I threw up all in the water. That's terrible.
Speaker 5 (05:48):
That's just sad. That's sad. That's that's just sad.
Speaker 3 (05:51):
That's embarrassing. That's just sad. I'm so sorry. I want
to like scuper upsy.
Speaker 1 (05:55):
This is where in my aforementioned superpower dere category, I.
Speaker 3 (06:02):
Would say I'd like to stop time.
Speaker 2 (06:05):
Yeah, but you don't have the This is the problem
with the superhero thing. You don't have Also, you can
only pick one thing, so you don't know what's going
to happen in the future, so you're stopping time after
it's already happened.
Speaker 1 (06:17):
No, if she knew she was gonna throw up she
said she felt sick.
Speaker 3 (06:21):
She could stop.
Speaker 2 (06:21):
Time, wait till she got here and then you know,
you know what though, you know what could stop you
feeling sick though you healing her? Yeah, okay, anyways, Danny.
Speaker 3 (06:33):
Said, I forgot where I parked after our first date.
Speaker 5 (06:36):
We walked around the parking lot for a long time
before I found it.
Speaker 3 (06:39):
Yeah, that doesn't inspire a lot of confidence.
Speaker 5 (06:41):
And you know, on a date, not a first date.
Speaker 2 (06:45):
That is funny though, Aubrey, my date gave me a
high five at the end of our date.
Speaker 1 (06:51):
Oh no, no, this is I mean truly, this one wins.
Speaker 2 (06:55):
A high five. Holy no.
Speaker 1 (07:00):
I mean, as long as you can, you know, as
long as you could practice the universal law that you
should not take anything personally, you could just be like, okay, cool,
like I know where I stand right, Like tanks would
talk about, like.
Speaker 3 (07:11):
Well box you were in, Yeah, yeah, yeah, this is
the friend box.
Speaker 5 (07:14):
You've been put into the friend box.
Speaker 1 (07:15):
So you're just gonna high five back and be like,
cant you. Later, Claire wrote it and said, my date
farted and blamed me.
Speaker 2 (07:36):
That how do you blame the other? Like, if there's two,
I'm assuming that just you guys on the date. So
I fart and then I'm like, why did you fart?
Like we both know, we both know what happened. I
need more details, Claire, how did this transpire? Becky? Not
(07:57):
eating all day, drinking too much and fainting on our
first date.
Speaker 5 (08:01):
That's I don't think if she drank too much. I
think she got drunk and then.
Speaker 2 (08:04):
She passed out. She passed out, She passed out.
Speaker 5 (08:08):
That's not a good look, guys, it really isn't.
Speaker 3 (08:10):
I know.
Speaker 1 (08:11):
People get so anxious and then I think they overdrink,
and believe me, I have in my life.
Speaker 5 (08:15):
It's not I'm not throwing stones. It's just that it's
it's not a good it's not a good look.
Speaker 2 (08:20):
It's also like the drinking causes you more anxiety. You
have anxiety the next day.
Speaker 5 (08:24):
Yeah, no, it's not it's no, it's no.
Speaker 3 (08:28):
There's a better path for us, guys.
Speaker 2 (08:29):
There's a better path.
Speaker 3 (08:31):
Addie said, I knocked.
Speaker 5 (08:32):
His tooth out.
Speaker 3 (08:34):
That would be Listen, if you didn't.
Speaker 1 (08:36):
Have a real relationship with someone, to be hard to
forgive them for knocking out your tooth right away.
Speaker 2 (08:40):
Yeah, Isabelle said, my mom showed up to the restaurant no,
and started showing him pictures of me younger. We what
the act?
Speaker 3 (08:52):
No, that's like out of a movie.
Speaker 2 (08:55):
No, no, no, no, we're ignoring that.
Speaker 1 (08:58):
Dana said, I peed my pants and didn't tell him
until an hour later.
Speaker 3 (09:02):
Why did you tell him?
Speaker 2 (09:03):
Why do you tell him? Yeah, yeah, don't tell him.
It happened Lydia. I threw up on my date's shoes
on our first date. But all good. He's my husband now.
Speaker 5 (09:14):
Oh see, and you know what that.
Speaker 1 (09:16):
I was reminded that like if it's meant to be,
if you know, it's gonna happen, you.
Speaker 2 (09:21):
Know, like, yeah, you can grow up on their shoes, you.
Speaker 1 (09:23):
Can fart, you can do all the things, but it's
gonna happen. Penelo, He said, I had to sneak off
to the bathroom because my stomach didn't settle with the food.
See it's a lot of this kind of stuff that's
the most embarrassing, right, like.
Speaker 3 (09:36):
Food not settling. Well, yeah, all that.
Speaker 5 (09:38):
Kind of stuff.
Speaker 2 (09:39):
Yeah, Natalie, I called the guy by the wrong name
the entire date and he didn't correct me.
Speaker 3 (09:45):
That's a problem. Well, I mean both sides, but I
almost even think more him.
Speaker 2 (09:50):
Yeah, they're not correcting is weird because you could be
nervous and suddenly have just like slipped up and now
you're sticking to it right and you don't realize. Oh, Chelsea,
I was at the arcade and went to reach for
his hand but grabbed his penis instead.
Speaker 5 (10:06):
Well, hello, it can happen.
Speaker 2 (10:08):
That's not good, you know, that's what else do you say?
Speaker 1 (10:18):
You just say sorry, you say I know, and then
you're embarrassed, you turn red, and you move on.
Speaker 2 (10:23):
Yeah, okay, Carly.
Speaker 1 (10:25):
Is that I had a long day of work and
fell asleep at the table while he was telling me
about his dog that died.
Speaker 2 (10:31):
Oh that's awkward.
Speaker 5 (10:34):
Yeah, that's awkward.
Speaker 2 (10:35):
That's awkward, Jenny, we matched on Hinge. Then on our
first date we really realized we were related, not first cousins,
but still what there needs to be some sort of
like I don't know, something on the app that can
help with that. Jeez.
Speaker 5 (10:53):
Yeah, yeah, well who knows.
Speaker 1 (10:56):
I hear a lot of people talk about Hinge mismatching
really well, yeah.
Speaker 3 (11:02):
Because I think I think that people.
Speaker 1 (11:07):
It seems to me I've heard about people saying, like,
you know that they match with someone and on their
hind profile they say that certain things about themselves and
then when they show up for the date, like it's
not true, or they get like completely catfished or like, you.
Speaker 3 (11:20):
Know, listen, if someone says that they're six three and
they're really.
Speaker 5 (11:22):
Five to three, Okay, fine, but not fine.
Speaker 2 (11:26):
Yeah, I don't know if that's fine. I mean, because
I think that like you're wasting people's time.
Speaker 1 (11:32):
Yeah, I think it says a lot of things like
like be who you are, and.
Speaker 2 (11:36):
Yeah, be who you are because someone's gonna want to
date you for who you are.
Speaker 5 (11:41):
Yeah, and for all those teacher there's a lots of things. Yep,
all of them all right.
Speaker 3 (11:45):
And Maria said, I choked on a piece of steak instead.
Speaker 5 (11:48):
Of hit him on the forehead.
Speaker 1 (11:50):
That's a real bummer because a chewed up piece of
steak or on that's not sexy.
Speaker 2 (11:55):
That sucks.
Speaker 3 (11:56):
Yeah, chewed up steak on the forehead's not.
Speaker 2 (11:58):
Sexy, Lauren, I ripped my pants.
Speaker 5 (12:02):
It happens.
Speaker 2 (12:03):
We've all been there, Lauren. Come on.
Speaker 1 (12:05):
It's like it's like breaking a chair, Like we've like, yeah,
I got out a chair and had it like almost
I've never actually broken it completely, but like you know,
I've sat on something and it's like creaked or.
Speaker 3 (12:16):
It's crapped or something like that.
Speaker 2 (12:18):
Yeah. I think out of all of these so far,
ripping my pants would be the one I'd pick if
I had to pick one of these to happen on
a date.
Speaker 3 (12:27):
Yeah. Oh wait, Claire's got your problem. Go for Claire.
Speaker 2 (12:32):
This is great. Claire's and I fell down the stairs
at a movie theater with popcorn and the popcorn went all
of me. Yeah, that would be. That would if I
was holding food at the same time as my stairfall,
that would have been worse. Oh no, Kayla, Kayla.
Speaker 5 (12:50):
She had nose bleed and she bled all over him.
It's a bummer.
Speaker 2 (12:54):
I feel like though that one again is like I
don't feel like that's super it crazy, embarrassing.
Speaker 3 (13:01):
No, but when it was happening, you wouldn't feel you
would feel.
Speaker 2 (13:04):
Very vulnerable, totally.
Speaker 1 (13:05):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (13:05):
Yeah, yeah, Izzy, I slipped on a napkin and dislocated
my knee.
Speaker 5 (13:10):
That's insane.
Speaker 2 (13:11):
That sucks.
Speaker 1 (13:14):
Oh my gosh, Samantha, we were on a long hike
and my stomach started grumbling. I ended up shirting in
my pants. I mean, and then, what are you supposed
to do this? Is what I don't hike.
Speaker 3 (13:24):
Oh God, read the next one. I can't.
Speaker 2 (13:27):
Kira, I threw up no from his body. Odor m hm,
that is so wow. I mean that will never work too,
because like the pheromones are just really wildly off between
the two of you. Okay, Leslie, my dad and brothers
drove by the restaurant window and waved.
Speaker 5 (13:47):
I think that's funny.
Speaker 2 (13:48):
I do a little wave. Joe, I text my date
instead of my friend. Just oh no, no, okay, sorry, okay, Joe,
I text my date instead of my friend to say
how bad the date was and how much of a
dick he was. That is rough. That's a great story though,
but that's rough.
Speaker 1 (14:10):
All right.
Speaker 2 (14:10):
We love hearing all your dating stories.
Speaker 1 (14:15):
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes yes, we've all been there,
and don't worry.
Speaker 5 (14:19):
Life moves on.
Speaker 1 (14:20):
You can recover and even if you know what if
it's if it can even be with the person who's
going to be your person, it won't matter.
Speaker 2 (14:28):
Yeah, some of these worked out. Hello, Jason Kelsey.
Speaker 5 (14:31):
Yep, exactly.
Speaker 1 (14:33):
Alright, Well let's call it the end of the episode.
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