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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Call It What It Is with Jessica Capshaw and Camille Letnington,
an iHeartRadio podcast.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
Well, Hello, Hello, Hello.
Speaker 1 (00:17):
Hello Call It crew, and welcome to another episode of
Call It What It Is. Just the three of us.
Matt's here today. Hey guys, yeah, I know three of us. No,
I've never throled.
Speaker 3 (00:33):
No, no, I love a very comfortable already.
Speaker 1 (00:36):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, it is so so you're probably wondering why,
you know, why is Matt the guest today? And I
would say that our lives were sort of turned upside
down this week.
Speaker 3 (00:49):
They were, they were I was rushed in here for
this last minute.
Speaker 1 (00:53):
Yeah, it was sort of an emergency.
Speaker 3 (00:55):
Crazy forty eight hours.
Speaker 1 (00:57):
Yeah, do you wanna do you wanna tell jes somebody
knows the stories because I've been but.
Speaker 2 (01:02):
I kind of, I mean, honestly version of the story
the whole weekend already.
Speaker 1 (01:07):
Yeah, I think it's going to be like this. I've
told Justice side with me on everything.
Speaker 2 (01:13):
And by the way, I'm not going to listen to her, Matt.
If I'm going to be very I'm like, I'm I'm
almost like a I'm a I'm a therapist slash mediator,
Like I'm just here I'm here to just listen and
give you my thoughts and reflections.
Speaker 1 (01:28):
Yeah, and my response is not my reactions. Yeah, so
why don't you tell jess as a story? But everyone
else does not know the story, So tell us how
the massive event that happened in our lives as well?
Speaker 3 (01:37):
Well, little did I know that it was going to
become such a massive event. Yeah, And I had no
idea you'd want me to come talk about it on
the pod.
Speaker 1 (01:44):
Well, it makes sense.
Speaker 3 (01:47):
Two days ago, yeah, Yeah, one of our dogs was
barking extremely loud at five o'clock in the morning, and
I checked the ring cameras to find out what the
ruckus was all about.
Speaker 1 (02:00):
Because we get some you know, we get the odd
little nick knack right.
Speaker 3 (02:05):
Squirrel or an occasional raccoon.
Speaker 1 (02:08):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (02:10):
I checked the ring camera and there is a bear
in our back Yeah. And I wasn't sure if it
was real or not because it's completely unheard of.
Speaker 1 (02:22):
It's so crazy.
Speaker 3 (02:23):
Yeah, And so I watched it again and then I
see a bear wandering around in our backyard.
Speaker 1 (02:29):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (02:30):
And then if you dig like a mama bear, like
a like a circus bear size.
Speaker 1 (02:34):
A circus bear, really, like that's sorry, are you from
nineteen fifty the bears in the circus anymore?
Speaker 3 (02:42):
Dude? When I said circus bear, did you know what size?
Speaker 1 (02:45):
No, id, I'm sorry, I don't know what it was
a bear? The average bear.
Speaker 2 (02:48):
I would assume that a circus bear was around five
to ten five an that's exactly.
Speaker 3 (02:55):
The size of the bear we saw.
Speaker 1 (02:56):
So sorry, I didn't realize that dress was a circus
bear expert.
Speaker 3 (03:00):
But go on, So there was a circus bear in
our yard. Yeah, I zoom in. I watched the video
a couple times because it's crazy. Maybe a bobcat once
in a while, but never a bear. And then so
I zoom in and in the background, Yeah, there's three
little cubs climbing in to our yard behind the mama.
Speaker 1 (03:19):
Yes, three, like Goldilocks on the Three Bears. I named
her Goldilocks. We've since learned her name, and since.
Speaker 3 (03:26):
Then, the last forty forty eight hours, we have learned
so much about this particular bear family.
Speaker 1 (03:32):
Yeah, but there's also been a little bit of discourse
in our home. Jess, here we go, here we go, honestly, Okay,
here we go, Yess.
Speaker 3 (03:41):
I'll tell you what I'll tell.
Speaker 1 (03:42):
You first, Okay. So he saw that and he showed
me the video and I said, oh my god, that's
often the time that I walk out the front door
and our It's actually like you could you could access
where the bears were from the front door.
Speaker 3 (03:57):
Okay, the bear could access Camilla's car from where it
was standing. That is a true statement, but that's what
Camilla jumped to rather than the amazement of this bear
in our.
Speaker 1 (04:07):
Narrative, that's not even true. Jessica. I did not say
I'm worried about the bear taking my car for a ride.
What I said was that.
Speaker 2 (04:18):
You were going to happen upon this bear for an
early morning call, and that you were going to get
attacked by the bear.
Speaker 1 (04:24):
Yes.
Speaker 3 (04:25):
Yeah, but she thought it was going to be like
like a like a cocaine bear situation where it just
raised her from the other side of the yard. And
she felt from that morning on that she needed an
entire like escort, escort, security guard.
Speaker 1 (04:42):
Details away from the front door to the car. So
that's where the drama annoying.
Speaker 3 (04:49):
That's where the drama came because.
Speaker 1 (04:52):
Take a pause, pausing, I said, the first part of
this conversation, Jessica is I said, Wow, that is the
time that I leave for work. Obviously, that's the snack time, right,
and they've come to find some snacks. Now if they
come back because they're like, we love this yard. If
I'm leaving at five am, what do I do? And
will you be an exactly? And what did you say?
Speaker 3 (05:14):
You said? I really can't remember.
Speaker 1 (05:16):
Okay, I'll tell you what you said.
Speaker 3 (05:17):
But you said something like try don't worry about it.
Speaker 1 (05:21):
No, it's not what you said. No, you said, why
don't you go out and just have a peek to
see if they're there?
Speaker 3 (05:28):
I said, peak through the door and see if there's
a bear before you go to your car, is what
I said, which is a logical response.
Speaker 1 (05:35):
But you have a people in your door. It wouldn't
give me enough of the peripheral.
Speaker 3 (05:41):
I'd need, Jessica, we have windows in a house, right, okay.
Speaker 1 (05:44):
Right, right right? Honestly, he said, just go out and peek,
just have a little Why don't I just at five
am round the corner see if there's a bear there
are not? What am I going to do? Honestly? If
I round the corner and there is the bears there
with the three babies, which, by the way, puts them
in basically cocaine bear mode because their protections true. Yeah,
(06:07):
what do you think of that advice? Jess?
Speaker 3 (06:10):
I just said, look, before you get in your car
or go outside at five o'clock in the morning, it
seems logical, does it when there's a predator out there?
Speaker 1 (06:23):
I know, I know you really are you really are?
Speaker 2 (06:26):
I mean, you know I have follow up questions that
might not really be like I don't know that we
need to I mean, what do I say often, Camilla?
Speaker 1 (06:32):
Do you want to be right or do you want
to get it right?
Speaker 3 (06:34):
Like?
Speaker 1 (06:35):
I mean, obviously I'm both in this situation. So then
I said to him, right, you know.
Speaker 3 (06:40):
Where she's a question.
Speaker 2 (06:42):
What would have been a better What would have been
a better thing for him to say?
Speaker 1 (06:47):
First off, baby, I love you, I understand your concerns.
It makes perfect. That is the time that you often
leave for work. And I'm going to what I which
is what I forced him to do. I'm going to
go to home d BO and I'm going to get.
Speaker 3 (07:03):
She sent me to home depot.
Speaker 1 (07:05):
I'm going to get together some sort of protection for
the family.
Speaker 3 (07:09):
Do you know what they have at home depot to
fight against bears?
Speaker 1 (07:14):
Nothing in California bear spray they had?
Speaker 3 (07:18):
They had?
Speaker 1 (07:19):
What did they have? So I did tell you what
that and I said, don't tell me what you've gotten.
I'm going to hear the plan on the pod, So
let's hear it.
Speaker 3 (07:25):
Would you get? I came home with the plethora of things,
what is it? I came up with some things that
would add height to our fences, you know, to deter
a bear, just add a couple of feet of Did
you check before you went.
Speaker 2 (07:38):
Or did you really just like you were improvising, like
you went to and you're like, yeah.
Speaker 1 (07:43):
Well I don't think it's going to be deterred by
two feet of extra fence.
Speaker 3 (07:47):
Okay, So I got I got the extra fence. Then
they had some stuff that was like keep critters out
of your yard.
Speaker 1 (07:55):
Hang on, maybe it's not a bug.
Speaker 3 (07:57):
That's all they had. But they have small critters, medium
sized creaters, they have bear, large cretters. I found the
large critter thing, what is it? But they showed pictures
of animals.
Speaker 1 (08:07):
On there was there a bear.
Speaker 3 (08:09):
But again you didn't do so. I didn't want to
deter dogs from our yard because we have four of them.
Speaker 1 (08:15):
So so you've come up with you came back with
more fence.
Speaker 3 (08:18):
I came up with that. I got you a bear horn.
Oh yeah, it's it's on a key chain too, so
she can okay it with her in case there's a
bear anytime a day she has.
Speaker 1 (08:30):
And what does it do? I just blasted in its
ear holes. It just takes to grab it by the stout.
Can I tell you how this conversation really went. I said,
you need to go to home depot, and so then
he said, okay, I'm gonna go to home depot. I'm
going to get sand was the first thing he listened.
I said to build it a playground.
Speaker 3 (08:49):
No, wait a minute, Wait a minute. In a previous conversation,
she had told me that in our kids sandbox, I
needed to add more sand. I was multi multitasking with
the home depot trip. Nothing to do with I wasn't
going to build it a sand castle.
Speaker 1 (09:05):
Okay, Well, unlike Matt. Because I care about protecting our family,
I did some bear research and I have since found
out that, of course bears, they're attracted to food. Now
did they go on the side where our trash cans were? No, Jessica,
they went over the side where somebody started a vegetable
(09:25):
garden aka a bear buffet.
Speaker 3 (09:29):
Oh, I have not heard this, jest. No, she is
the bears.
Speaker 1 (09:34):
I think the little buffet there are They could without
those carrots, and they're like, that's it, we're going in.
Speaker 3 (09:44):
You know why the bears really came to our No,
that's why I haven't done a garden in there since
spring of last year, so there's nothing there. Even when
I had a garden, nothing was growing. So they're not
there for that. They're there because Camilla loves Halloween. Everyone
knows this, and we have a thousand pumpkins in our
front yard.
Speaker 1 (10:02):
He didn't go for the thing around the garden.
Speaker 3 (10:06):
They didn't make it the pumpkins. But that's what that's
what they were onto, I think.
Speaker 1 (10:24):
Jessica, Yeah, yeah, yeah, yes, please. Were they there for
the pumpkins or the buffet?
Speaker 2 (10:33):
Well, it sounds like the new information is that the
that the buffet was empty.
Speaker 1 (10:37):
There's no, there's no vegetables in the buffet, So I
don't I don't know if the problem is is that
this has actually made the news.
Speaker 3 (10:46):
Okay, yeah, it started as a little funny thing that
we thought was a one in the bear buffet.
Speaker 1 (10:51):
No, not the buffet. I haven't released that to anybody yet.
That's information. It doesn't sitting on the No, the bear
itself made the news in Los Angeles. It's been on
the news, and they actually have a name for the bear,
and the bear is hang on, hang on, hang on.
Did the bear go to someone else's house?
Speaker 3 (11:09):
Yeah, there down the street in a neighbor's yard.
Speaker 1 (11:12):
Yes.
Speaker 3 (11:13):
Yeah, they had helicopters checking out the bears.
Speaker 1 (11:16):
I have it saved on my phone. Bear. Okay, So
the bear, its actual name is yellow two two nine
to one. It's about four to six years old. It
weighs about one hundred and seventy five pounds. Who and
they tracked it because it had a ten it's about
five ten as well. It's a sort of surface bear, Jess.
Speaker 3 (11:38):
It's retired, retired circus.
Speaker 1 (11:41):
It has a collar on though, so at first I
was a little bit like, is that someone's pet? Like
I didn't understand it. Wait it had a collar on, yes,
and oh that's how they track whatever. Yeah yeah, yeah, okay,
so I just wow my point in telling you all
of this? Oh wait, hang on, do you have to
add this part? Okay? So calls me and he's like, babe,
the bear made the news at another house down the street.
(12:05):
And then what did you say though about their footage?
Speaker 3 (12:10):
Oh, their footage was not very good. Ours was a
lot better.
Speaker 1 (12:13):
Yeah, so yeah, I.
Speaker 3 (12:14):
Decided to post our footage to see, you know, just
to share it because ours was fantastic and the bear
was there for a long time. Excellent.
Speaker 1 (12:24):
You were hoping to go viral.
Speaker 3 (12:27):
I didn't really want to go viral, but I if
I did, it would be fair.
Speaker 1 (12:33):
It leads us to something even more important than the
because you made a joke, and honestly, I didn't like
the joke because you know how I feel about this,
and just knows how I feel about this. What did
you say that it could be? You meant, oh, maybe
it was.
Speaker 3 (12:52):
Bigfoot. Yeah, it's just a joke. Not to me, bigfoot
with a collar on about five down.
Speaker 2 (13:01):
I mean, the only thing that could have been better
if you said it was an alien either way.
Speaker 3 (13:05):
She would have jumped on it.
Speaker 1 (13:07):
To be honest. Actually, Matt, how many times do I
say that I think I've seen an alien in the
sky a UFO Quite a lot? Yeah, once a month probably.
Speaker 3 (13:17):
But also, you know, if it's like lock nest monsters,
she'll dive in. If it's bigfoot, she'll dive in.
Speaker 1 (13:23):
I just love it. But okay, Lockness, I'm not sure
about Jessica Capshaw. Do I sincerely honestly believe in bigfoot?
Speaker 3 (13:32):
Yes? Yes, Jessica, do you believe in bigfoot?
Speaker 1 (13:38):
I don't have an opinion on bigfoot? How do you
not have an opinion on a bigfoot?
Speaker 3 (13:44):
Well?
Speaker 1 (13:47):
How do how does one have an opinion on bigfoot?
Speaker 3 (13:51):
Like?
Speaker 2 (13:51):
I mean, like, are you talking about like reading the
lore of Bigfoot, or watching movies about bigfoot or were
searching out big foot?
Speaker 3 (14:00):
We need to know if the big Foot in the
John Lithgow movie years ago, if you you think.
Speaker 1 (14:04):
Harry, then I think a big yeah exists. Oh we're
like there was there is.
Speaker 2 (14:10):
A a big foot that is like in the bridge
between primate and and man.
Speaker 3 (14:19):
Yes, walking around and has a large foot.
Speaker 1 (14:22):
Yeah, I think this could sure.
Speaker 2 (14:26):
I mean, I mean I feel like yeah, yeah, I
mean I am I'm thinking that you're putting down I
think I think but I think like in present day
you think.
Speaker 1 (14:37):
Yeah, So I here's what I believe, Matt, you already
know this. I believe there is this is where people
get to know really how crazy you are.
Speaker 3 (14:49):
Yeah, we got time.
Speaker 1 (14:52):
Okay, I do believe that there are. I call them
big feats because there's more than one, I believe, I
said before. Do you remember how many I said that
I think that there are.
Speaker 3 (15:03):
I don't remember that.
Speaker 1 (15:04):
It's not thirty to forty is what I think total globally.
I don't know if globally or domestically America.
Speaker 3 (15:11):
Do you think there's bigfoots?
Speaker 1 (15:14):
Well, no big feet back. Well, I'm glad you that
you bring that up, Matt, because that's not the terminology
in other countries. The Yetti. Yeah, I heard the Himalayan
Mountain reed range and the Sabsquatch is what it's called
in Yea, Canada, and that so a bigfoot is sort
(15:35):
of more a North America sighting. There's been sightings. Has
there ever been a capture of one? No, Jess, I
think that would have made it.
Speaker 3 (15:50):
Then we know.
Speaker 1 (15:51):
I think we'd fucking know if they captured.
Speaker 2 (15:56):
Well, since i've in my infancy as a big foot believer,
just if I'm going to be brought over to your side,
I was just asking questions. Okay, don't be such a
dick about it.
Speaker 1 (16:08):
Due don't even think what if I'd be like, oh, yeah,
you didn't hear about last week they captured to make
for it would have been everywhere.
Speaker 3 (16:16):
I feel like that we just don't know.
Speaker 1 (16:17):
No, here's I mean, that's possible. That could be like
an Area fifty one thing. I was gonna say, see, yes,
but we don't know about it, Jess, like you're asking me,
like I've like, I have a theory on why they
don't want to be captured or seen is because if
one did, or we've discovered them, they'd be part of
(16:38):
like a sea world. It would be like foot world.
And they know this. They know this won't happen.
Speaker 3 (16:43):
Does a guy, I haven't even heard this yet. I
have so many questions.
Speaker 2 (16:48):
The reason why they're not caught because they know they'll
be captured. I'm pretty sure everything that gets captured we
were talking.
Speaker 3 (16:54):
About there is like three minutes ago. I know.
Speaker 1 (16:56):
But they're both they're both sort of creatures in the woods.
Speaker 3 (17:00):
How big you think their feet are?
Speaker 1 (17:03):
It's an excellent question. I think at roughly a size
I would say seventeen mm hmmm. I don't put it
like a twenty yeah, seventeen to twenty yeah, obviously they're
not wearing shoes.
Speaker 2 (17:18):
I'm making up and imagining that the footprint has been found.
Speaker 1 (17:22):
Yeah, the footprints.
Speaker 2 (17:23):
Okay, so the footprints have the bigfoot remains elusive, but
the footprint, you're.
Speaker 1 (17:28):
Right, that's how they the feet are big, that's how
they know.
Speaker 3 (17:31):
Thee did come out.
Speaker 1 (17:33):
And excellent footage came out of somebody on the train.
Speaker 3 (17:35):
Footage, but it was pretty good.
Speaker 1 (17:37):
It was not as clear. If your bare footage caught Bigfoot,
then we'd be we'd be making a bank, dude for
that footage. No, and in fact, there is a consensus
about the size of Bigfoot, and I want to read
it to you because I've got some facts.
Speaker 3 (17:54):
Facts. You hear that, Yeah, I.
Speaker 1 (17:56):
Did the facts with the capitalize. They are facts, Matt, Right,
let's hear. The consensus is that a big foot is
probably about seven feet three inches, so bigger than your
average circus bear. Bigger than a circus bear. And this
was amazing. Its eyes may reflect light and look as
if they're glowing, and then they only I'm not kidding,
(18:22):
this is someone wrote this in an article. They only
give off a bad smell four to fifteen percent of
the time, four tote and you have a problem with
that fact.
Speaker 3 (18:34):
They only give off a bad smell four to fifteen
percent of the time.
Speaker 1 (18:38):
Did stutter? That's what I said? Where fifteen come from
the research I did this morning.
Speaker 3 (18:47):
So we couldn't smell a big foot.
Speaker 1 (18:49):
Like well, unless you're in that frame of percentage, got it? Okay.
I have to tell you, though, living in California is
not if you are scared of bigfoots. They're here, We're
actually in there's a lot of reports of them in California.
(19:10):
I do, I do think Florida. I don't know what
they're doing with Florida. Hmmm.
Speaker 3 (19:15):
I thought they were like a wilderness thing.
Speaker 1 (19:20):
Why I'm reading Florida now and I am second guessing
that because that seems a little Oh but the Okay,
they've been reported in every single state, a siding in
every single state except Hawaii. So they can't swim or
take a boat.
Speaker 3 (19:36):
Yeah, that's fascinating. It is pretty fast single.
Speaker 1 (19:40):
Well, that would that would track with your theory. That's
North America. It's North you think I'm drinking? Yeah, maybe
under a different name though, right.
Speaker 2 (19:57):
Christmas, I don't really sound the smartest that we've ever
sounded on this episode.
Speaker 3 (20:04):
I understand listen, I truly brought me in.
Speaker 1 (20:09):
This is always the best listen. I understand that, like,
it's all fun and games until you meet a bigfoot, right,
(20:29):
I genuinely seriously, I'm not joking. I really do believe
that they exist. I think, and this was very interesting
to me that I did not know. Okay. So people
that like search for creatures like this are called crypto zoologists, okay,
and they typically study and search for hidden or unknown
(20:51):
animals to evaluate their existence. For example, in nineteen ten.
Now granted I didn't I don't know if sources real.
Speaker 3 (21:03):
These are facts.
Speaker 1 (21:04):
These are facts from this one site that I found. Yeah,
a crypto Crypto's proved the existence of the Komodo dragon,
which was once considered mythical. So even my point is
is if this source is right, who knows if it
is right? Then this there are things that we discover
(21:27):
all the time that we have never known about. And
are all these people lying about bigfoot sightings.
Speaker 3 (21:32):
I do think that the expanse of the wilderness can
hide many things we.
Speaker 1 (21:36):
Don't know about exactly. Wow, you guys think I think so? Yeah?
I mean yes, And I heard today a crazy theory.
If you believe in ghostsky check this out. Then there
has to be ghosts of like a lot of things, right,
are bigfoots ghosts of Bigfoot? Do you need a moment?
Speaker 3 (22:04):
I'd keep going.
Speaker 1 (22:07):
Thank God, you can see that. Matt almost just expired
because he tried.
Speaker 2 (22:10):
Too, was saying what she just said, I love you
too so much.
Speaker 1 (22:21):
I can't even handle it, Jessica. Just ignore him.
Speaker 3 (22:27):
I'm just trying to.
Speaker 1 (22:28):
Ghost You're not the ghosts of uh huh? Of? Like
was it caveman? Early man? People are seeing that and
interpreting it as a bigfoot. Not so funny now, huh?
Pretty good theory, maybe funnier, it's still a little funny.
(22:53):
Well that's not very nice.
Speaker 3 (22:55):
Tell me out, Jessica.
Speaker 2 (22:57):
I mean, honestly, I I actually I came into this
really feeling like I was going to have an opinion.
Speaker 1 (23:05):
You do you believe in Bigfoot? And I am at
a loss for words.
Speaker 2 (23:10):
I mean, I don't even know necessarily where we've gone to.
Speaker 1 (23:13):
We've we started with bears, well because oh it could
be a big foot, And I was like, I don't
say that because you might be tempting a bigfoot to
come right right, I manifesting a bigfoot.
Speaker 3 (23:24):
Yeah, that was after the whole It was a joke.
It was I wanted to wear night vision goggles to
go to work in the morning. Was just adding to the.
Speaker 2 (23:34):
I'm just thinking about the ring cam footage that I
want to see, Which is you like darting from the
front door to the car car, Yes, one with a
with a bear horn in your hand.
Speaker 3 (23:45):
I meant to bring the bear horn just because I
forgot you. Yeah, I could show.
Speaker 2 (23:50):
It, and then your beautiful gate and then like two
extra feet of extenders on top of your beautiful gate
the mat.
Speaker 1 (23:56):
What did you did you do? S I've done a
lot of search to come here today and have a
serious podcast. Did you do any research on bears whatsoever?
Speaker 3 (24:06):
Yeah? I looked up bears.
Speaker 1 (24:11):
And baby, I don't think you're taking this seriously, because
they will return.
Speaker 3 (24:16):
I do think. Look, I'm not making light of it.
It is rather dangerous that they were in our yard.
I just think that your overreaction.
Speaker 1 (24:25):
Was I'm sorry. First off, you laughed at me when
I asked if it was a grizzly.
Speaker 3 (24:34):
Why because they're extinct, aren't they? Or are black bears
or grizzlies them extinct, right.
Speaker 1 (24:42):
And I think endangered extinct.
Speaker 3 (24:48):
I know what extinct means, Camilla.
Speaker 1 (24:52):
Wow, could I be honest? You're laughing at me thinking
I did say something and you just said the grizzly bears.
Speaker 3 (25:00):
I got ahead of myself. I didn't mean the grizzlies
are extinct. But aren't black bears really close to you
know what extinction or or.
Speaker 1 (25:12):
Black bear and are different bears? Yeah? They are. There's
less of them. You're not going to go to the
Natural History Museum. It's next to extinct where the bears
came from.
Speaker 3 (25:31):
Let's talk about big Foot?
Speaker 1 (25:32):
Well, like where do they walk down from? Exactly? I
did think there's a lot of Okay, so the viewers
don't know where we live. Maybe they're picturing that we
lived really somewhere rural. We don't. We live in an area.
There's a there's a Starbucks down the street. Yeah, you
know what I mean, like we're living. I mean it
clicked it cross over the big street, have crossed over?
Speaker 3 (25:55):
Yeah, I mean there's there's a supermarket right down the street.
Speaker 1 (25:59):
Went shopping.
Speaker 3 (26:01):
If I would have gotten we can go that way?
Speaker 1 (26:04):
Yeah, nowhere else. It's a mom right. Am stageous about it? Yeah?
Because she protected the cubs. How old were the cubs?
Speaker 3 (26:13):
I didn't ask them, Sorry.
Speaker 2 (26:20):
Jess, can't you put can't you put your little finger
on the ring camps?
Speaker 3 (26:25):
That?
Speaker 1 (26:25):
Can't you can talk?
Speaker 3 (26:27):
That was something Calla said. Is she I swear? She
mentioned we need to put up a sign or something
I swear sign during our money.
Speaker 1 (26:36):
Can you think that?
Speaker 3 (26:37):
I'm pretty sure she mentioned we should put up a sign.
Speaker 1 (26:42):
Bears allowed.
Speaker 3 (26:43):
Yeah, don't come in this yard bears, No bears allowed.
Speaker 1 (26:47):
Are you being serious right now?
Speaker 3 (26:48):
Yes? I remember you're winding me up.
Speaker 1 (26:51):
I did not say put out a sign for the bears,
says no bears.
Speaker 3 (26:55):
But you're right. I should have put on the inner.
Speaker 1 (26:57):
Conse you guys honestly regretting inviting you here.
Speaker 3 (27:02):
When you asked me how we were going to talk
about bears for an hour?
Speaker 1 (27:06):
An hour, I said, we just need it. It's turned
our lives upside down. I'm now afraid of my own home.
Did you tell the kids that the bears were there?
Speaker 3 (27:14):
Yeah? They thought it was very cool.
Speaker 1 (27:15):
I think it was cool. They've drawn some pictures of
the bears. It's the hot top, so they were not
afraid of the bears. No, they're excited, but I haven't
let them in on them.
Speaker 3 (27:27):
I mean, it's a very rare thing. I don't see
it happening.
Speaker 1 (27:30):
You don't think that they would be back.
Speaker 3 (27:32):
I think it's pretty rare. But now I feel like,
since now they know things are a little different, I
think we'll see more.
Speaker 1 (27:42):
Yeah. Apparently because of the fires in Los Angeles and Nara,
we were like, they're they're coming down. Yeah, that makes sense.
Speaker 3 (27:49):
This particular family has been tagged and been relocated a
few times, and they keep coming back to your house.
Speaker 1 (27:56):
Well, what do you think they want?
Speaker 3 (27:58):
Your pumpkins too many?
Speaker 1 (28:00):
Or your bear buffet. Maybe it was last year's bear
buffet that got them.
Speaker 2 (28:03):
Maybe it was last year's harvest that has them sactly
dreaming about.
Speaker 1 (28:08):
Your buffet exactly, so she could be right.
Speaker 2 (28:11):
And then it wasn't there, and it wasn't there and there,
so it went for the pumpkins.
Speaker 1 (28:15):
So you're both right, How do you like me? Now?
Was like, there you go, How do you like me?
Speaker 3 (28:20):
Now?
Speaker 2 (28:20):
Are there any more interesting stories about the bear that
we need to actually.
Speaker 3 (28:24):
Wrote stuff down? Let me?
Speaker 1 (28:26):
Oh my god, you bought a notepad because.
Speaker 3 (28:29):
I really sure that I covered all of the ridiculous
things that you said.
Speaker 1 (28:34):
Yeah, you don't leave any of them out. I have
a question if if I saw there outside and I
was like, oh my god, and I went outside, I
did my peak, I see the bear, would you come
and fight the bear with your would you fight the bear?
Speaker 3 (28:51):
I wouldn't jump into just fighting a bear. I think
I would probably tell you call work and tell him
you might not come in for.
Speaker 1 (28:58):
I'm sorry, let's just like, actually, okay, so let me
just understand this. I'm outside, there's a bear in front
of you. Okay, he's like whatever, right, and you're not
going to come out and fight. You want me to
get on the phone and call the past grazing late.
Speaker 3 (29:12):
This is the whole strategy we talked about.
Speaker 1 (29:14):
You open the door, you peak, you don't go out,
you are not you have one job, literally, but return
the family. And this is what you want me to do,
make a phone call.
Speaker 3 (29:27):
I would fight a bear for you.
Speaker 1 (29:28):
Would you?
Speaker 3 (29:29):
I would fight a bear for you.
Speaker 1 (29:30):
I feel like your your lips are laying one thing,
your eyes are laying another.
Speaker 3 (29:34):
I wouldn't fight the three cubs, but I'd fight the
big one.
Speaker 1 (29:38):
Honestly, would you really if our dog's got out? I
really want to know you seen the Revenant. I don't
think you do, though, but thank God there needs to
live to take care of the children. So maybe he
wouldn't come fight the bear.
Speaker 3 (29:54):
Maybe he just I would crawl into that bear if
I had to from the family.
Speaker 1 (30:00):
Like midsummer Oh yeah, yeah, wait, Okay, annoyingly you have
bought You didn't tell me?
Speaker 3 (30:08):
You think they covered it?
Speaker 1 (30:10):
Okay, what do the notes exactly say? No, everything we
talked about, Okay, there was no plan. I had him
come here really to describe the plan so that we
wouldn't get attacked.
Speaker 3 (30:21):
It wasn't something I ever thought i'd need a plan for,
so I was unprepared. I'll be honest.
Speaker 1 (30:26):
Okay, I think that we have to call it. Yes
is what I'm feeling. What are we going to call it?
And I, honestly, I think that we should apologize for
subjecting you to this entire podcast episode because Jess said, hey,
do you want me to like I can?
Speaker 3 (30:45):
You know?
Speaker 1 (30:45):
I want to be here for the other if you
want just to be the two of you, and I said, no,
the three of us. It's going to be beautiful, and now.
Speaker 3 (30:52):
It's I said, I want to talk. Hey, I want
to talk about world problems and I want to change.
You know, I don't make a difference, said, no, you're
talking about bear.
Speaker 1 (31:00):
You're talking about bears. Do you think that the dynamic
would have been different if it was just you two?
It would have been worse.
Speaker 3 (31:07):
I'd be like you. Uh, you regulated things, You regulated it.
Speaker 1 (31:10):
It's better with you. But maybe I shouldn't have. Maybe
we could have, we could have. Maybe we should have
just let you be unhinged. Ah, well, there's always next time.
There is next time.
Speaker 3 (31:19):
All right, Well there's another bear that comes by.
Speaker 1 (31:22):
Yeah, we'll give you a bear. I would like to
choose the topic next time you're here.
Speaker 3 (31:25):
Thank you.
Speaker 1 (31:26):
Mm hm, I'm gonna get a good one for you.
Speaker 3 (31:29):
I love you.
Speaker 1 (31:31):
I love you so much. You guys are going to
go do something after this. I'm not gonna be there
with You're gonna go do some shots.
Speaker 3 (31:39):
Out going back to home depot. Yea, we are.
Speaker 1 (31:45):
I actually can't believe because you spent sorry, but you
spent so long there that all you thought it was
by the same went that way and then yeah, yeah,
you do love to ask some people some questions that
does get lost in home Deep.
Speaker 3 (31:58):
He loves it.
Speaker 1 (31:59):
Honestly, it is. It's kind of like Costco.
Speaker 2 (32:02):
You just get you know what I mean, Like, yeah,
if you give a mouse a cookie that that's yeah,
the wrong place anyway.
Speaker 1 (32:09):
Let's well, maybe we should call it the end of
the episode.