February 22, 2024 • 32 mins
It's reentry season on Calm Down with Erin and Charissa which means all of life's problem are now front and center! Erin admits she's having some anxiety about an upcoming class for Mack while one of Charissa's dogs just ruined a brand-new carpet. Charissa forgot about some recent guests she invited to stay at The Ranch, some of the people she might not even know! Meanwhile, Erin has a problem she needs fixed soon - her clothes are starting to smell?
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
What am I wearing to that? I can't wear my
old workout clothes out to be discussed. I'm embarrassed. I
don't want to know you if you're wearing that in there,
that's disgusting. Shoot Calm Down with Aaron and Carissa is
a production of iHeartRadio. Welcome Everybody to the Wow, my
hand looks so big? What I'm not look at that?
(00:22):
My picture finally looks clear because I got a new
computer that is from this I don't know twenty Okay,
we got it. Welcome Everybody to the Calm Down podcast
is official first week of the off season, so you
know what that means. Scary anything, everything, all the nonsense.
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So here we go. Aaron's gonna talk about this is
our new thing. We do rundown skuys to stay on
task because we're both like squirrel. Aaron's chatting about Max's
first gym class. I can't wait to hear about this.
Hosting the Tiger Woods event, which I heard a little
bit about. But I can't wait to dive more into
that good workout clothes which I need. Can't wait to
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discuss a little re entry. For those of you that
don't know, it's what happens to Aaron and I once
the season's over and acclimating to our world with our
significant others. All the stuff Aaron's throwing out things, I'm
at the ranch trying to, I don't know, reintroduce myself
to the nine thousand animals that I have. I looked
at one of the new dogs today, I go, hi,
I'm your mother. Dog's like what, which reminds me of
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the kid. Are you my mother? That's probably what they're
all saying. Are you my mom? Also, I have to
rant about like just dumb shit because I've packed a
lot of stuff up here. I can't find half the
things I pack. Oh yeah, and whatnot. So we'll get
into it. It's going to be a fun show. And
thank you guys as always for joining us. Let's do
this erin what's your anxiety about your kids? Class? So
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this goes along with re entry, right. It's my first
week kind of home back, and I am trying to
get to all the things that I've ignored for the
last six months. One of those is Mac, as we've
come to find out, is very active. He's got a
lot of energy, he's got a lot he's doing a
lot of things. So I am taking him to his
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first gym class tomorrow, and I have so much anxiety.
One of the pieces of anxiety I have was when
I was sitting at dinner last night with my husband.
He just started cracking up and I said what, and
he goes, I just can't wait to see you with
all these parents tomorrow, and I was like, shut up, Jared,
just shut up. I'm making one of my girlfriends, Alex,
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come with me, who also has a child, max age,
because I don't want to go alone. And I just
have so much anxiety, Like this class is forty minutes long.
He's not going to last forty minutes. What is that
gym class? Hold on? He's seven months old? What is
this thing? Ready? Hold on, I'll read you what it is.
But so again, it's basically to just tire the guy out.
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Plus it's raining in Los Angeles. We've got to get
this guy out of the house. We've got to get
him to do like all these things. Hold on while
you look that up. I'm just going to say much
joy this brings me because shut out, you know, shut up.
I mean this in the best possible way where it's
like no one prepares you for any of this, like
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that your kid has to like go do classes, and
then the classes are competitive and the kid needs to
get out. It's like can you buy all the kids?
You buy all the goddamn toys and all these things
to and like that's not enough, and now we're having
to like outsource the activities. Like what here's what it is,
begetting stretches, exercises, infants, songs and dances, baby safe rides
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and adventures, balance and agility, introductory tumbling. Can we do
a relationship to movement and physical activity? Like here's my thing.
This is where I am right now, and I'm sure
I'm going to get bashed and all the things. My
kid is like he's trying to crawl, but like we've
got this walker for him. He's scooting all around the house. Yeah,
And I was telling my dad, I'm a little frustrated
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because I try to get him to crawl and then
like he does a couple and then he just sits
and he looks at me. And then when he's trying
to crawl, I sit there and I'm like, come on,
you can do it. You're so smart, You've got it,
and then he like just sits there and I'm like, Mac,
like I need you to focus, and my Dad's like, erin,
he's seven months, And I'm like, but he's snooting around
the house and his walker, and I want to teach
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him pushing it a little bit, you know, But how
the hell am I going to be in this gym
class tomorrow? Okay? These are all great questions, and not
having a child, I'm probably not the source for it.
But I do know this as the former nanny that
I was. Some kids don't. You don't have to go
through all the phases, Like if he's already like, he's
not gonna be ready to walk. But I know kids
that started walking at nine and ten months, Like if
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he wants to just bypass because he's a go getter
and he's an Andrew Stole combo platter that he is,
He's like, fuck the crawling, We're already going right to
the walking. So put him in that. I mean, I
don't know, maybe you'll find out at the gym class
how excelled he is at his level. I got a
lot of anxiety, A lot of anxiety, even so much
when I drove past the place today to go to
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my gym class. I was thinking, Okay, it says park
in the back, but what happens if you park in
the front, Like, are we not going to be allowed in?
Plus he needs some grippy socks, Like, so do I
need to show up at like twelve twenty to get
the grippy socks because then we're stretching it to fifty
minutes and this kid's not going to be good for
fifty minutes. Do you know what this is? This is
you and I going to our first workout class that
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we haven't been do before, like the whether it's been
a pilates class or something whatever, of your first time
you went to Berry's where you're nervous and then you
don't want to make people aware that this is your
first time. Steve, after two years, two years almost two
years of being together, I said, you promised me that
you would go to a yoga class. This guy complains
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about his back all the time. I said, well, if
you go to yoga, you're not going to have a
bad back. Stretch that thing out. He's been to a
hot yoga class before. Matthew and him have went to
one whatever years ago. I said, you promised me. Get
your ass. This is our Valentine's de conversation gets your
ass to that yoga class and you're gonna love it.
We're in there, the teacher sits down and it's not
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like a Nomas day yoga class. We're sculpting, it's weights,
it's music. Steve looks at me and he goes, I thought
this was yoga and calm, and I go, no, you
were not going to be good in calm. But before
the class started, the teacher goes, okay, we've got a
new student here today, and immediately raise your hands. Steep
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really his neck, which then needed more stretching afterwards, flip,
we're so turned so fast in my direction, and she goes,
I saw a star by your name, Steve, So this
is your first class, and he's like, yep, first class.
So then the rest of the time he was like
rattled about that. But my point is if you haven't
been to a class before, there's always a little bit
of that life free class anxiety. He's going to be
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great and it's really sweet that you're doing that. He's
going to have a great time. One and done. All right,
So you are really ranchy right now. You and I
could not have a different you and I could not
have more opposite lifestyles. Right now, you're going to a
baby class and I'm feeding. So for those of you
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that I have not bored with my rant and not
even a rant, my explanation of my life outside of
football season. I bought this ranch a couple almost two
years ago, and I couldn't come up to it for
a really long time because there was all this weather
that like destroyed part of the property and I had
to fix it. Whatever, I have spent an exorbitant amount
of money at this joint, so I am now like
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every day that I in the off season, I can
be here. I need to be here to justify the expense.
Not only that I love it, like it's so not
your vibe at all, but like I woke up this morning,
I fed the chickens like I walk the dogs. Like
by walking the dogs, I mean like letting them run
all over the property. And I have a new pop
that I rescued, but right now he's got to be
in a crate and like come out intermittently so he
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like gets used to the property so he doesn't run away.
And then I went to fed the cows like there's
a whole system fed Larry the Pig, and I love it.
Like I make my coffee in the morning, have a
whole thing. I also have this airhorn thing that I
got because I now have six dogs up here. I
don't need them fighting, like you know how I it's
happened before and I'm not interested, So I like blow
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this little horn and then they like settle down. But
it's awesome, but there's always something to do. Like I
am living in boots and gloves and like hauling things
around and it's just such a departure from like our
everyday life. I love it so much. It makes me
very happy. Like when I FaceTime with you the other day,
you couldn't see me. I know you were driving, so
we not facetiming, but I was like wanting to show
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you around because it was It's just so random and
different and I love it. It's not a gym class,
but it's a good time. But you must be getting
a workout. And those that coffee mug is so ranchy,
isn't it. I know I got these, thank you, but yeah,
don't you don't. Steems like, let's make this area gym.
I go if we're having to set up a gym
at the ranch. That means you're not working hard enough
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out on the ranch hauling squad. Everything you do is
physical activity, like the end of the night. Oh, speaking
of the end of the night. Last night, I came
in and I was so excited to just turn on
the TV and like watch a movie and chill. You
got TV there? Oh, I got you. You're just looking
at the stars and not I don't know you got TV.
I should be doing that. You know. We can't last
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like very long without a TV, which is bad. Speaking
of which, we're going to get to the new show
you're watching. Let me finish this thought though real quick.
I couldn't watch the TV. I don't need to swear
about it. The remote is dead because these remotes are
now solar operated, and it's me. I don't like the
look of remotes on the table. So it's been living
in a basket for the last six months. I don't
know if the TV is ever going to turn on.
(09:38):
It doesn't have a charge on the sun. Well, I
have been exactly hopefully the sun will come out tomorrow.
Bet your bottom balla not till Thursday. Oh, thank you,
that's right, I forgot You are the weather Now TV
till Thursday. So somebody grab a book and start reading.
I should finish that stillness. I should have done that
last night. But then you would have loved this. And
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I was like, you don't forget it. And there's a
TV upstairs. He goes, well, I'll go set that one up.
I go, no, that one probably doesn't work. And I
got an attitude. Here's the thing. I'm gonna really have
to work on my attitude because when you are there's
no one else out here, it's just him and I.
So when you talk about like spending that much time
with just one person, and I adore this guy, but like,
I gotta work on my tone tone rangers. It's all
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about re entry, which is so hard. I know we're
doing it right now. So what's going on with yours? Nothing?
I'm just I told jareded I feel like I'm drowning.
I'm drowning because all this shit that I've basically got
put away, well here in my office, I'm drowning. Way
to go see a leak, say something, see something, say something?
You know, shit, how hard is it? She gone? What
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was I gonna say? Uh? Yeah? So You're everything is
just it's just a mess, and it's my mass. It's
not like our normal house area, but my like closet,
my rooms, it's a mess. I'm now at this point
where I'm just throwing it all away. I'm done, I'm donating.
I'm throwing in the same way. I cannot take it.
I haven't used the skin cream in three weeks, three months.
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Totally don't care. Yep, don't care. Nope. I did the
same thing before I left because what I didn't want
to do is come home, you know. And obviously I'm
back and forth a lot, but I wanted to feel
like I've purged and it's clean and like there's just
it's something's very cathartic, like I did the get rid
of the clothes that I haven't wore, Like donate some
of this, sell some of this. I do it. It feels
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so good. It's just a matter of doing it. Yeah.
And it's once you start, and I don't know, I
feel like you're like this though. Once once you start,
it like there's no getting in your way, like it's
going to get finished. This is not something I'm not
someone that wants to do this over four days. No,
it's starting today. It's going to get finished today. I
don't care if I go to bed. It needs to
be done, and it needs to be done now, or
(11:52):
else I'm going to lose my mind and I'm not
going to be a very nice Mine's lasted four days.
Mine's lasted the whole damn week. My problem is I
get up there and then we're screaming down stairs, and
I want to play you have a down set. My
problem is I've now put things in garbage bags and
I just now need to transport them. So that's the issue.
They're sitting in the garage. I still have my stocking
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and a lot of my Christmas shit I've got to
put away too. I know, Kathy, Kathy Thompson, my mother,
if you're listening to this podcast, I want to say
I'm sorry. My mother is so sweet. She sends stocking stuff,
wraps everything individually for both Steve and I, and it's
really sweet. The stalking is full of all the presents.
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I haven't unwrapped anything because I know I've pulled up
I'm like, I know that's a chapstick. I know these
are peanuts. I know the thing, but I haven't unwrapped it.
I feel terrible. She's probably like, what a what a waist?
But I know I'll use all of them. I just
haven't got it. I known to it yet. I know,
are there are those chocolate covered turtles still good? I
don't know. And you know that's interesting. How long can
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these things last? Okay? Okay, you have also I know
it's an off season for you, but you also did
something incredible the other day. You hosted an event so
much fine. Tiger Woods was announcing his new partnership with
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Taylor Made. And there's the mount rushmore of athletes that
like you get to interview or you get to be
a part like he's up there. How was the event?
Tell us everything? The event was awesome. I of course
was very much urged to do the event because my husband,
you gotta do this. You got you gotta go. I mean,
I've just come back from Vegas. You baby, you gotta go.
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It was cool Taylor Made and Tiger have joined forces.
Tiger was with Nike for twenty seven years, which is
banana wow. Yeah, twenty seven years. Twenty seven years, and
he decided to do his own thing. I think the
cool thing with Tiger and I was telling you this
is that he sees things like five years before it happens,
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which I myself. I myself is a busy owner and
you yourself. It's just incredible the machine that he is,
how smart he is. It was really cool listening to
his vision what he wanted. He never when he was
with the Night he had lifestyle, and what he has
right now is lifestyle. He's obviously doing obviously doing performance,
but then he's going to do lifestyle. He's going to
do women's he's going to do children. He got shoes,
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obviously all that's coming out. But so cool. It was
my second time I've gotten a meat tiger and be
around him, and he's great. I really enjoy him. He's
like a lot of the guys that we work with
like just you know, they have so many people around them,
and you know, people that are a certain way. And
then I walk in and I'm like the Nightmare on
Elm Street and I'm like, whoa, I got stuff to
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tell you. And then I'm like, is there stuff in
my nose? Do I have anything my teeth? Like? He's
just great. Yeah, But that's also and I'll say this,
that's also what makes you great is that you don't
treat them like everyone else treats them like they're you know,
in a glasshouse and you can't touch them, like don't
touch the mannequin. But I did, and that was the problem,
and I felt so bad. I mean, here's you and I.
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I'm a toucher. I'm a real toucher anyways, and I
like I just am. Maybe that's the South and me. Whatever.
But before Tiger and I went out on stage, I
was looking at his gear with him and he was
wearing actually this cashmere hoodie that he you know, was
putting out and it has no scenes a really big
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deal to him. And I was telling Jarrett with this
is what he wore when he played, and he said
this on stage, I'd rather wear zero shirt, like no
shirt because I don't like seems. He's like, I'm a
very big sweater. He said, his forearms are like kind
of big, so or maybe they're too small whatever. He
thinks his forearms are a weird size. So sometimes he
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would wear like he called him ladies ties. I was like,
ponytail holders. He's like, yeah, ponytail holders around his shirts
to tight ties. It was so cute, lady ties by ties.
So anyways, he came up with all this, you know,
clothing that he would want to wear while he was golfing,
and this cashmere no seam hoodie was really great. So
I was like, oh my god, it's so soft. And
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they gave me one to like try, and I was like,
this is fabulous. I said, how are we washing this? Though?
He goes, well, I would dry clean. We're nine And
I said, yeah about Tiger Midwest. Are they going to
dry clean? What's your price point? Where are we making?
Is by where by iron is coming through? And so
he walks out on stage and like, for the first
time in twenty seven years wearing something different, please welcome
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Tiger Woods. And he comes out and here's my dumb
ass self and it was like such a Seinfeld moment.
And I'm like, what are we wearing again? And he
looks at me and I was like, oh god, sorry,
I said that wasn't for Twitter that I was just
talking about the cashmere and how good it feels. And
I was like, I have buried myself in a hole
right now. Anyways, why the movie? That's how we know.
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But but that's what's so great, Like everyone could just
be like so like stiff or whatever. But I that's
interesting because I would I'm the same way. How about
when Coke Covid really changed that for me because I
stantly hug anyway. The orcanman was here today, you know, buddy,
I love the organ man. I was like, oh my god, Hi,
I haven't met you. I'm Carissa, and I like started
to go in for a hug and he was probably like,
what what's happening here? He couldn't have been nicer by
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the way. In fact, I got his card and I
was like, I want you to come every time because
there's a lot going on out here and if you
have a good relationship with like the people that help you,
this is going to do an extra bug spray here
or there, and the spiders are going to be eradicated.
But yeah, I'm a toucher and that guy I just
want to because I don't know I am. I I
am too. Oh my god, you're the cup girl. Now
(17:33):
it's not that long. It's not that it's the hydro jug.
Oh thanks, Stanley Cup. I already have two of those.
And there it is, folks. All right, that's a wrap
on the Calm Down podcast. It's not that line is
not going to get much better than that. I was like,
we are not twenty two years old. Okay, do not
know the Stanley cups? No, the hydro jug sent this
(17:55):
to my house. I so appreciated it. I really love it.
I'm into the hydro drug. You're drinking water and I'm
drinking old coffee. So one of us is doing the
right thing for your health. Anyway, Sunday red Tiger's new
clothing line. I'm super pumped, super jazz. He's great. And honestly,
here's the other thing. I come home. My husband can
be like, oh my god, I'm you don't care about
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anything I do but this and yeah, but that's a
big one. Yeah, you do a lot of cool things.
But that's I mean Tiger he's a badass. Okay, so
is it I see on the rundown you want to
talk about trying to open up soap bottles. Is this
a stranch or? Is this just in general? Let's go
from Tiger Woods to soap bottles. Yes, well, now that
(18:40):
I'm off my soapbox about certain things, let's get into
these so my soapbox about headphones. These are a terrible
no offense to the maker. Is too tight Okay, so
I brought a bunch of stuff up here, you know,
like I renovated the bathrooms and I renovated the kitchen,
and I was really excited. And again, we work hard,
and I want to put my money into places in
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real estate that are going to be reshot. Like you know,
when if it's all funny games until you know you
have to sell someplace and you want if God forbid
knocking on wood, you want it to look nice. I
wanted to look nice because hello, part of one of
my companies is about interior design, and I want to
live in a place that looks beautiful. So putting the
money into the kitchens and bathrooms are always like a
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good idea my tipped for anyone out there. If you
buy a home, if it's a starter home, it's a
you know, build it from scratch, whatever it is, like,
put your money in the bathrooms and the kitchen. Really
it's not interesting why because they're they're the best. It's
the best value. Like you're always going like you can
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get away within your living room, like swapping out a
nice couch and doing things different things like that, but
in your kitchen and your bathrooms, like all those fixtures
in the shower and that kind of stuff. Dating on.
People always say, we got to update our hardware exactly,
so you want to always start with that. But poor
Willis has a stomach ache and I don't know what
it is. I got to figure it out because this
happened to Daisy last week. I have I don't know.
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I remember how I went to I don't have children,
but these are my children, and I like freak out
when they get sick. Willis, you know that moment, and
anyone that has the dog knows that moment. Where're like,
what's that smell? I smell something in the guest room
all over the floor, in the brand new bathroom, all
over the floor. And then my first thing is like
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I feel terrible, like he's eaten something. Something's wrong. But
then I'm also like crying. I'm like, what's your name
Elaine from Christmas Story? Oh my carpet. As I'm cleaning
up my freaking brand new tile floor, and the tile
floor is one thing. The new rugs in the guest room,
I was like, And then now I'm like, weish go
I throw them out. We'll throw them out, like I'm
(20:52):
grossed out. I don't want a guest in here, because
then I'm mortified that we talked about this on the pregame. Aaron,
don't ask to stay at Aaron's house. You're not invited.
That's not true. My husband already has enough going guest
ever just at my house here in Los Angeles, because
I'm so rich to have two houses already. Know that
how that sounds, It sounds disgusting. No, but in my
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Montana we have a lot of like room. It's great.
We love to host there. But no at my house here,
anyone cannot. No, we're fall we're full. Yes, we got
too many bodies at our house right now. I this
is what I do. I sent you this DM because
I was christ Jenner on the TikTok thing. I have
a few drinks. I did this the other night to
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stay the night at the PPR. I told apparently anyone
that I talked to to come up to the ranch
and stay. And a few people have taken me up
on it, a few people who I don't know. I'm sure,
and I'm like, oh, hey, we'd love to Steve. I
looked at Steve, and I go, did I invite so
and so and so and so and so on r
she goes, sure did. I was like, oh my god,
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no again, everyone welcome, But I just wasn't really prepared
for that yet. That said, that person could stay in
the guest room, but I don't want them getting some
whift of an old willis you know stating in the
carpet month rug. Yes, I threw out the rug, and
I know that that's like wasteful or whatever, Like I'm
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not I'm living off the land. Okay, what I'm throwing
away in the rugs. I'm living off the apples and
the walnuts and the trees. Like it's fine, everyone get
a grip. The rug wasn't that expensive. But I just
was like, I can't risk having a guest in here
and the summer comes in, and now the heat's here,
and we have got a waft you know, coming up
waft a whiff. Is he still sick? No, So luckily
I had some a Daisy's medicine. So I like, yeah,
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and by the way, this is probably not like No,
Pita can't doesn't get after me because no one loves
animals more than I do. He doesn't take the pills
like he works around it in the dog bowl. So
I have to shove it down his throat. I'm like,
you're taking this goddamn pill. Wait what was I saying
(23:03):
though before that? Oh? So I'm unboxing all this crap
that I brought up here? What is going on with
the soap bottles, the soap, the conditioner, the shampoo, you know,
the unscrew ones, Like when you screw them and they
have the ice can pump them and then I break
my friggin nails and like what they do? But why
are they not You're supposed to turn them a certain
way and they're supposed to pop right up. Mine aren't popping.
(23:25):
I'm turning, I'm turning. I'm turning now. I'm wondering. Maybe
they put the label on wrong, So I'm going the
other way. Lefty lucy, righty tidy. I'm in a bad
mood because it's not opening. I'd love to know the
brand you're working with here. It's a I'll tell you
all the brands. It's all of them. I'm pissing all
of them. Grown Alchemist A Soap, Oak Essentials, Jenny Kine.
(23:47):
I love. Everything you do is difficult A. So what
are we doing? Yeah, I'm gonna spend the money. On
the first go round, but then I fill it up
with the cheap stuff. First go round is the good stuff.
Second go around, I refilled those things with the cheap stuff.
We're not buying forty five dollars soaps every time, especially
when I can'd of get the goddamn thing open. Here's
a hot night today. If you're a guest at Chris's
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houses and you think you're getting a deep condition, you're not.
You're just getting that not you're just getting that there, bull,
let's get the first one here, which which, by the way,
the inn is full. I already filled up all the ropes.
Apparently one trip to the PBR invites for everyone egg
come on down. But yeah, that was my annoyance, says Yesterday.
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I looked at Steve and I was like, can you
help me with this? And don't you love that? It's
not their fault. They didn't make the soap. They didn't
They're not the manufacturer. And I looked at him, I
was like, can you help me with something? And I
was like, oh my god, CRISA, knock it off. It
is not his fentry. I blame it on re Entry.
It's like trying to get we know we only have
like six months really to get it done, and I
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already feel like the summer is fucking over because everybody
booked up all my time to pay for this shit
that I got. You know, this is exactly my point.
We had this small window. It's a numbers over, so
I might as well start studying for opening night. Who
do we have? It's crazy and it's all relative everyone's
you know, and I know everyone's job is different. It's
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not like six months on or six months off, but
the off is not off. You have where I have
house and home different things, Like we've got the shit
going on, but it's just that idea where you're like,
I've got this window of time and you want to
enjoy it. But anyways, so if anyone has a tip
or trick with this stuff opening up these soap bottles,
I would love to know. Is it like do I
run them under hot water? Do I not? Yep? I
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don't know. I'm twisting and turning and it's not making
anything well. I'm running and lifting and part of my
re entry is also trying to get back into shape,
and like there's just weeks that you kind of let
your body go. You've got this call. You've got to
do this. So I've been pretty pretty like good about
you know, wow, it's only I've only been off for
a week. I've been I've been really good about getting
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back to the gym. But along with kind of throwing
everything out, I realized I haven't updated my workout clothes
in probably five to six years. I was looking around
at the cast of characters in my Berries class. They're
really dressed well, and I am in the same bullshit
outfit that I've probably had, like I said, for five
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to six years. There's this one chick and her body
is banging, and I know she's a mom, and her
hair is always great, and she's it's done. It's not done,
but she just looks great, and she's got a good outfit.
Where are we buying outfits to work out in Because
and I got my pilates where I'm not bouncing and
jumping up and down. But then I got my berries
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where I need git held in place. I also have
another thing I have anything to hold in place. But yes, well,
I mean it's not good what I have holding in place,
but I got to hold it in place. You know,
those inclines really get you. But here's my other thing.
I like a legging like I like my pants. I
like a little bit of fabric there because I don't
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want it to be super that I'm showing. I don't
want to hear about you know, I want to like. Yeah,
so I need I need a good sports spra and
I need a good legging. And also I would like
to get past wearing like my shirt with the sports bra.
I want to do what everybody's doing with these cool
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like longer tank tops that hit right above my belly button.
But I don't know what that is. Where am I
getting this? These are all great questions, So any of
you guys listening, send in all of the good clothes.
And again we've we know the all of the top
we can do Aloe, I'll do what My girlfriend is
awesome and she works at Lululemon, and she like is
so sweet and gifting and doing like every pair of
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Lululemon pants. Every time I put it on, I'm like, Elizabeth,
thank you, thank you, thank you. Because it gets expensive,
but also I love their I got to look up
which I'll send you a list. They have this one
that just puts that ass. That's what I need and
smooth my ass, so you don't see all the ass,
and I don't need the same I'm Tiger Woods. I
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don't need the seam because then when I take the
pant off, I see the scene on my leg tattooed
for the next week. I'm thinking to myself, those are
too tight, and they're supposed to be tight, but those
are a little too tight. Yeah, So I like the
ones that don't have the seam and them. And I
also like a pocket on the side because the cell
phone we're out running around, we're doing errands. I don't
need that cell phone like hanging out the side like
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or like if you don't have a pocket where sometimes
you have to put it in the waistband. We're not
doing that. Got to be honest. My shit's so old
it stinks like the second I'm not like, it doesn't
stink when I put it on, but like thirty minutes
into berries, I'm like, whoaf Like no, no, no, we're
throwing that out. Do that immediately. That's what we're gonna do.
I'm gonna I'm gonna follow it. I can't throw it
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all out yet because I don't have outfits for Tomorrow's
Mary Miller. I'm gonna tell you what I'm really good about.
I fail at a lot of things when it comes
to like, okay, I need to go through the cupboards,
like and you're the pantry, like what food is molding
in there? Like, I let's get rid of some of
this crap. I'm really good. Like if my underwear, like seriously,
like if these are anything that is like over a
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certain time we're out, And I also buy a lot
of the same pace. Yeah, I'm into that, so like
the same pant the same underwear, like the same stuff.
So then we're just exactly thinking, could you guys please
dm us and let us know just really good again,
I need outfits for berries and I need not so
supportive for pilates, but I need smooth and smooth operator. Yeah,
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anything else you can, we can stay at your house.
We got to talk about workplace highs and lows when
we get back. Okay, go, I was gonna say it now,
so no, no, no no. So I was going to
say this well earlier on the pregame that aired this week.
If you guys listen to it, we're talking. We had
a great question submitted about being vulnerable in front of
your boss and crying if you you know or not
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your boss, or just anyone writ whatever, if you get
emotional about something because you're frustrated, et cetera. Hello, spit
it out, curste I want to talk about this, and
I really am. I want a lot of you guys
got to weigh in and submit like moments or questions
that you have about workplace situations, whether it's with a
co worker, whether it's with a boss, whether you're bored
at your job and you don't know when to get
(30:11):
out of it and move on. I think that's a
really interesting topic. And given that Aaron and I have
worked a lot of different places and had a lot
of different experiences with this stuff, I'd love to get
into that further because I think it's a really if
you don't so much of our time is spent working
that if you don't like it or you don't like
who you do it with, it can be a nightmare.
So I would love to just like help or talk
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to anyone, not that anyone else for our help, but
like one eight hundred those yeah, workplace situations. So if
you have good, bad, or in different experiences about workplaces,
let us know, submit the questions, comments, and concerns because
I'd love to chat about it. I feel like we're
going to get some anonymous questions from my NFL crew going, Hi,
I work with a girl who comes into our meeting
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room with the same workout clothes she's had for five
to six years, and how to tell her tank. I
can't wait to hear a follow up on a gym
class with Macaroon. What am I wearing to that I
can't wear my old workout clothes out of being discuss
I'm embarrassed. I don't want to know you if you're
wearing that in there, that's disgusting. Shoot, we'll think about it,
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and then are you trying to be too cute? Like
are you dressing up? And then the other moms are like, wow,
who wears this girl things? She's going No, I'm not
going to dress up and I'm going to wear a
baseball hat and call it a day. But like, what
am I wearing from the neck down? Because everything I
have workout life stinks and it's not current. Okay, well
we're going to get a solution to that. Everything I'll
be wearing for the next six months. It has something
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to do with a farm life and country. So if
you also have questions about how that, and if anyone
is actually a real rancher or farmer, please give me
all the tips to anything, especially how to open soap bottles.
The fact that that's a question I have is embarrassing,
but it's true. I'm so mad. It's really frustrating. There
has to be something about this on YouTube. We need
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to look at up. But yeah, it is frustrating. I
also am confused why every time my house gets clean, like,
the bottle gets twisted the other way, and I'm like,
why can I not get the soap out? And I'm
twisting and I'm twisting, and now I've unscrewed the whole thing,
and I've ripped the moss left, and now I'm wasting
the forty five dollars so to get one pump out.
This is where we're at, assholes. All right, We love
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you guys. I want to clean my hands, but I
smell like garbage from my workout clothes. You're disgusting. Bye. Hi,
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is official first week of the off season, so you
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So here we go. Aaron's gonna talk about this is
our new thing. We do rundown skuys to stay on
task because we're both like squirrel. Aaron's chatting about Max's
first gym class. I can't wait to hear about this.
Hosting the Tiger Woods event, which I heard a little
bit about. But I can't wait to dive more into
that good workout clothes which I need. Can't wait to
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discuss a little re entry. For those of you that
don't know, it's what happens to Aaron and I once
the season's over and acclimating to our world with our
significant others. All the stuff Aaron's throwing out things, I'm
at the ranch trying to, I don't know, reintroduce myself
to the nine thousand animals that I have. I looked
at one of the new dogs today, I go, hi,
I'm your mother. Dog's like what, which reminds me of
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the kid. Are you my mother? That's probably what they're
all saying. Are you my mom? Also, I have to
rant about like just dumb shit because I've packed a
lot of stuff up here. I can't find half the
things I pack. Oh yeah, and whatnot. So we'll get
into it. It's going to be a fun show. And
thank you guys as always for joining us. Let's do
this erin what's your anxiety about your kids? Class? So
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this goes along with re entry, right. It's my first
week kind of home back, and I am trying to
get to all the things that I've ignored for the
last six months. One of those is Mac, as we've
come to find out, is very active. He's got a
lot of energy, he's got a lot he's doing a
lot of things. So I am taking him to his
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first gym class tomorrow, and I have so much anxiety.
One of the pieces of anxiety I have was when
I was sitting at dinner last night with my husband.
He just started cracking up and I said what, and
he goes, I just can't wait to see you with
all these parents tomorrow, and I was like, shut up, Jared,
just shut up. I'm making one of my girlfriends, Alex,
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come with me, who also has a child, max age,
because I don't want to go alone. And I just
have so much anxiety, Like this class is forty minutes long.
He's not going to last forty minutes. What is that
gym class? Hold on? He's seven months old? What is
this thing? Ready? Hold on, I'll read you what it is.
But so again, it's basically to just tire the guy out.
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Plus it's raining in Los Angeles. We've got to get
this guy out of the house. We've got to get
him to do like all these things. Hold on while
you look that up. I'm just going to say much
joy this brings me because shut out, you know, shut up.
I mean this in the best possible way where it's
like no one prepares you for any of this, like
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that your kid has to like go do classes, and
then the classes are competitive and the kid needs to
get out. It's like can you buy all the kids?
You buy all the goddamn toys and all these things
to and like that's not enough, and now we're having
to like outsource the activities. Like what here's what it is,
begetting stretches, exercises, infants, songs and dances, baby safe rides
(03:31):
and adventures, balance and agility, introductory tumbling. Can we do
a relationship to movement and physical activity? Like here's my thing.
This is where I am right now, and I'm sure
I'm going to get bashed and all the things. My
kid is like he's trying to crawl, but like we've
got this walker for him. He's scooting all around the house. Yeah,
And I was telling my dad, I'm a little frustrated
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because I try to get him to crawl and then
like he does a couple and then he just sits
and he looks at me. And then when he's trying
to crawl, I sit there and I'm like, come on,
you can do it. You're so smart, You've got it,
and then he like just sits there and I'm like, Mac,
like I need you to focus, and my Dad's like, erin,
he's seven months, And I'm like, but he's snooting around
the house and his walker, and I want to teach
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him pushing it a little bit, you know, But how
the hell am I going to be in this gym
class tomorrow? Okay? These are all great questions, and not
having a child, I'm probably not the source for it.
But I do know this as the former nanny that
I was. Some kids don't. You don't have to go
through all the phases, Like if he's already like, he's
not gonna be ready to walk. But I know kids
that started walking at nine and ten months, Like if
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he wants to just bypass because he's a go getter
and he's an Andrew Stole combo platter that he is,
He's like, fuck the crawling, We're already going right to
the walking. So put him in that. I mean, I
don't know, maybe you'll find out at the gym class
how excelled he is at his level. I got a
lot of anxiety, A lot of anxiety, even so much
when I drove past the place today to go to
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my gym class. I was thinking, Okay, it says park
in the back, but what happens if you park in
the front, Like, are we not going to be allowed in?
Plus he needs some grippy socks, Like, so do I
need to show up at like twelve twenty to get
the grippy socks because then we're stretching it to fifty
minutes and this kid's not going to be good for
fifty minutes. Do you know what this is? This is
you and I going to our first workout class that
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we haven't been do before, like the whether it's been
a pilates class or something whatever, of your first time
you went to Berry's where you're nervous and then you
don't want to make people aware that this is your
first time. Steve, after two years, two years almost two
years of being together, I said, you promised me that
you would go to a yoga class. This guy complains
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about his back all the time. I said, well, if
you go to yoga, you're not going to have a
bad back. Stretch that thing out. He's been to a
hot yoga class before. Matthew and him have went to
one whatever years ago. I said, you promised me. Get
your ass. This is our Valentine's de conversation gets your
ass to that yoga class and you're gonna love it.
We're in there, the teacher sits down and it's not
(05:57):
like a Nomas day yoga class. We're sculpting, it's weights,
it's music. Steve looks at me and he goes, I thought
this was yoga and calm, and I go, no, you
were not going to be good in calm. But before
the class started, the teacher goes, okay, we've got a
new student here today, and immediately raise your hands. Steep
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really his neck, which then needed more stretching afterwards, flip,
we're so turned so fast in my direction, and she goes,
I saw a star by your name, Steve, So this
is your first class, and he's like, yep, first class.
So then the rest of the time he was like
rattled about that. But my point is if you haven't
been to a class before, there's always a little bit
of that life free class anxiety. He's going to be
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great and it's really sweet that you're doing that. He's
going to have a great time. One and done. All right,
So you are really ranchy right now. You and I
could not have a different you and I could not
have more opposite lifestyles. Right now, you're going to a
baby class and I'm feeding. So for those of you
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that I have not bored with my rant and not
even a rant, my explanation of my life outside of
football season. I bought this ranch a couple almost two
years ago, and I couldn't come up to it for
a really long time because there was all this weather
that like destroyed part of the property and I had
to fix it. Whatever, I have spent an exorbitant amount
of money at this joint, so I am now like
(07:25):
every day that I in the off season, I can
be here. I need to be here to justify the expense.
Not only that I love it, like it's so not
your vibe at all, but like I woke up this morning,
I fed the chickens like I walk the dogs. Like
by walking the dogs, I mean like letting them run
all over the property. And I have a new pop
that I rescued, but right now he's got to be
in a crate and like come out intermittently so he
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like gets used to the property so he doesn't run away.
And then I went to fed the cows like there's
a whole system fed Larry the Pig, and I love it.
Like I make my coffee in the morning, have a
whole thing. I also have this airhorn thing that I
got because I now have six dogs up here. I
don't need them fighting, like you know how I it's
happened before and I'm not interested, So I like blow
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this little horn and then they like settle down. But
it's awesome, but there's always something to do. Like I
am living in boots and gloves and like hauling things
around and it's just such a departure from like our
everyday life. I love it so much. It makes me
very happy. Like when I FaceTime with you the other day,
you couldn't see me. I know you were driving, so
we not facetiming, but I was like wanting to show
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you around because it was It's just so random and
different and I love it. It's not a gym class,
but it's a good time. But you must be getting
a workout. And those that coffee mug is so ranchy,
isn't it. I know I got these, thank you, but yeah,
don't you don't. Steems like, let's make this area gym.
I go if we're having to set up a gym
at the ranch. That means you're not working hard enough
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out on the ranch hauling squad. Everything you do is
physical activity, like the end of the night. Oh, speaking
of the end of the night. Last night, I came
in and I was so excited to just turn on
the TV and like watch a movie and chill. You
got TV there? Oh, I got you. You're just looking
at the stars and not I don't know you got TV.
I should be doing that. You know. We can't last
(09:16):
like very long without a TV, which is bad. Speaking
of which, we're going to get to the new show
you're watching. Let me finish this thought though real quick.
I couldn't watch the TV. I don't need to swear
about it. The remote is dead because these remotes are
now solar operated, and it's me. I don't like the
look of remotes on the table. So it's been living
in a basket for the last six months. I don't
know if the TV is ever going to turn on.
(09:38):
It doesn't have a charge on the sun. Well, I
have been exactly hopefully the sun will come out tomorrow.
Bet your bottom balla not till Thursday. Oh, thank you,
that's right, I forgot You are the weather Now TV
till Thursday. So somebody grab a book and start reading.
I should finish that stillness. I should have done that
last night. But then you would have loved this. And
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I was like, you don't forget it. And there's a
TV upstairs. He goes, well, I'll go set that one up.
I go, no, that one probably doesn't work. And I
got an attitude. Here's the thing. I'm gonna really have
to work on my attitude because when you are there's
no one else out here, it's just him and I.
So when you talk about like spending that much time
with just one person, and I adore this guy, but like,
I gotta work on my tone tone rangers. It's all
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about re entry, which is so hard. I know we're
doing it right now. So what's going on with yours? Nothing?
I'm just I told jareded I feel like I'm drowning.
I'm drowning because all this shit that I've basically got
put away, well here in my office, I'm drowning. Way
to go see a leak, say something, see something, say something?
You know, shit, how hard is it? She gone? What
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was I gonna say? Uh? Yeah? So You're everything is
just it's just a mess, and it's my mass. It's
not like our normal house area, but my like closet,
my rooms, it's a mess. I'm now at this point
where I'm just throwing it all away. I'm done, I'm donating.
I'm throwing in the same way. I cannot take it.
I haven't used the skin cream in three weeks, three months.
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Totally don't care. Yep, don't care. Nope. I did the
same thing before I left because what I didn't want
to do is come home, you know. And obviously I'm
back and forth a lot, but I wanted to feel
like I've purged and it's clean and like there's just
it's something's very cathartic, like I did the get rid
of the clothes that I haven't wore, Like donate some
of this, sell some of this. I do it. It feels
(11:31):
so good. It's just a matter of doing it. Yeah.
And it's once you start, and I don't know, I
feel like you're like this though. Once once you start,
it like there's no getting in your way, like it's
going to get finished. This is not something I'm not
someone that wants to do this over four days. No,
it's starting today. It's going to get finished today. I
don't care if I go to bed. It needs to
be done, and it needs to be done now, or
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else I'm going to lose my mind and I'm not
going to be a very nice Mine's lasted four days.
Mine's lasted the whole damn week. My problem is I
get up there and then we're screaming down stairs, and
I want to play you have a down set. My
problem is I've now put things in garbage bags and
I just now need to transport them. So that's the issue.
They're sitting in the garage. I still have my stocking
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and a lot of my Christmas shit I've got to
put away too. I know, Kathy, Kathy Thompson, my mother,
if you're listening to this podcast, I want to say
I'm sorry. My mother is so sweet. She sends stocking stuff,
wraps everything individually for both Steve and I, and it's
really sweet. The stalking is full of all the presents.
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I haven't unwrapped anything because I know I've pulled up
I'm like, I know that's a chapstick. I know these
are peanuts. I know the thing, but I haven't unwrapped it.
I feel terrible. She's probably like, what a what a waist?
But I know I'll use all of them. I just
haven't got it. I known to it yet. I know,
are there are those chocolate covered turtles still good? I
don't know. And you know that's interesting. How long can
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these things last? Okay? Okay, you have also I know
it's an off season for you, but you also did
something incredible the other day. You hosted an event so
much fine. Tiger Woods was announcing his new partnership with
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Taylor Made. And there's the mount rushmore of athletes that
like you get to interview or you get to be
a part like he's up there. How was the event?
Tell us everything? The event was awesome. I of course
was very much urged to do the event because my husband,
you gotta do this. You got you gotta go. I mean,
I've just come back from Vegas. You baby, you gotta go.
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It was cool Taylor Made and Tiger have joined forces.
Tiger was with Nike for twenty seven years, which is
banana wow. Yeah, twenty seven years. Twenty seven years, and
he decided to do his own thing. I think the
cool thing with Tiger and I was telling you this
is that he sees things like five years before it happens,
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which I myself. I myself is a busy owner and
you yourself. It's just incredible the machine that he is,
how smart he is. It was really cool listening to
his vision what he wanted. He never when he was
with the Night he had lifestyle, and what he has
right now is lifestyle. He's obviously doing obviously doing performance,
but then he's going to do lifestyle. He's going to
do women's he's going to do children. He got shoes,
(14:20):
obviously all that's coming out. But so cool. It was
my second time I've gotten a meat tiger and be
around him, and he's great. I really enjoy him. He's
like a lot of the guys that we work with
like just you know, they have so many people around them,
and you know, people that are a certain way. And
then I walk in and I'm like the Nightmare on
Elm Street and I'm like, whoa, I got stuff to
(14:42):
tell you. And then I'm like, is there stuff in
my nose? Do I have anything my teeth? Like? He's
just great. Yeah, But that's also and I'll say this,
that's also what makes you great is that you don't
treat them like everyone else treats them like they're you know,
in a glasshouse and you can't touch them, like don't
touch the mannequin. But I did, and that was the problem,
and I felt so bad. I mean, here's you and I.
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I'm a toucher. I'm a real toucher anyways, and I
like I just am. Maybe that's the South and me. Whatever.
But before Tiger and I went out on stage, I
was looking at his gear with him and he was
wearing actually this cashmere hoodie that he you know, was
putting out and it has no scenes a really big
(15:26):
deal to him. And I was telling Jarrett with this
is what he wore when he played, and he said
this on stage, I'd rather wear zero shirt, like no
shirt because I don't like seems. He's like, I'm a
very big sweater. He said, his forearms are like kind
of big, so or maybe they're too small whatever. He
thinks his forearms are a weird size. So sometimes he
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would wear like he called him ladies ties. I was like,
ponytail holders. He's like, yeah, ponytail holders around his shirts
to tight ties. It was so cute, lady ties by ties.
So anyways, he came up with all this, you know,
clothing that he would want to wear while he was golfing,
and this cashmere no seam hoodie was really great. So
I was like, oh my god, it's so soft. And
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they gave me one to like try, and I was like,
this is fabulous. I said, how are we washing this? Though?
He goes, well, I would dry clean. We're nine And
I said, yeah about Tiger Midwest. Are they going to
dry clean? What's your price point? Where are we making?
Is by where by iron is coming through? And so
he walks out on stage and like, for the first
time in twenty seven years wearing something different, please welcome
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Tiger Woods. And he comes out and here's my dumb
ass self and it was like such a Seinfeld moment.
And I'm like, what are we wearing again? And he
looks at me and I was like, oh god, sorry,
I said that wasn't for Twitter that I was just
talking about the cashmere and how good it feels. And
I was like, I have buried myself in a hole
right now. Anyways, why the movie? That's how we know.
(16:50):
But but that's what's so great, Like everyone could just
be like so like stiff or whatever. But I that's
interesting because I would I'm the same way. How about
when Coke Covid really changed that for me because I
stantly hug anyway. The orcanman was here today, you know, buddy,
I love the organ man. I was like, oh my god, Hi,
I haven't met you. I'm Carissa, and I like started
to go in for a hug and he was probably like,
what what's happening here? He couldn't have been nicer by
(17:11):
the way. In fact, I got his card and I
was like, I want you to come every time because
there's a lot going on out here and if you
have a good relationship with like the people that help you,
this is going to do an extra bug spray here
or there, and the spiders are going to be eradicated.
But yeah, I'm a toucher and that guy I just
want to because I don't know I am. I I
am too. Oh my god, you're the cup girl. Now
(17:33):
it's not that long. It's not that it's the hydro jug.
Oh thanks, Stanley Cup. I already have two of those.
And there it is, folks. All right, that's a wrap
on the Calm Down podcast. It's not that line is
not going to get much better than that. I was like,
we are not twenty two years old. Okay, do not
know the Stanley cups? No, the hydro jug sent this
(17:55):
to my house. I so appreciated it. I really love it.
I'm into the hydro drug. You're drinking water and I'm
drinking old coffee. So one of us is doing the
right thing for your health. Anyway, Sunday red Tiger's new
clothing line. I'm super pumped, super jazz. He's great. And honestly,
here's the other thing. I come home. My husband can
be like, oh my god, I'm you don't care about
(18:17):
anything I do but this and yeah, but that's a
big one. Yeah, you do a lot of cool things.
But that's I mean Tiger he's a badass. Okay, so
is it I see on the rundown you want to
talk about trying to open up soap bottles. Is this
a stranch or? Is this just in general? Let's go
from Tiger Woods to soap bottles. Yes, well, now that
(18:40):
I'm off my soapbox about certain things, let's get into
these so my soapbox about headphones. These are a terrible
no offense to the maker. Is too tight Okay, so
I brought a bunch of stuff up here, you know,
like I renovated the bathrooms and I renovated the kitchen,
and I was really excited. And again, we work hard,
and I want to put my money into places in
(19:02):
real estate that are going to be reshot. Like you know,
when if it's all funny games until you know you
have to sell someplace and you want if God forbid
knocking on wood, you want it to look nice. I
wanted to look nice because hello, part of one of
my companies is about interior design, and I want to
live in a place that looks beautiful. So putting the
money into the kitchens and bathrooms are always like a
(19:23):
good idea my tipped for anyone out there. If you
buy a home, if it's a starter home, it's a
you know, build it from scratch, whatever it is, like,
put your money in the bathrooms and the kitchen. Really
it's not interesting why because they're they're the best. It's
the best value. Like you're always going like you can
(19:44):
get away within your living room, like swapping out a
nice couch and doing things different things like that, but
in your kitchen and your bathrooms, like all those fixtures
in the shower and that kind of stuff. Dating on.
People always say, we got to update our hardware exactly,
so you want to always start with that. But poor
Willis has a stomach ache and I don't know what
it is. I got to figure it out because this
happened to Daisy last week. I have I don't know.
(20:09):
I remember how I went to I don't have children,
but these are my children, and I like freak out
when they get sick. Willis, you know that moment, and
anyone that has the dog knows that moment. Where're like,
what's that smell? I smell something in the guest room
all over the floor, in the brand new bathroom, all
over the floor. And then my first thing is like
(20:31):
I feel terrible, like he's eaten something. Something's wrong. But
then I'm also like crying. I'm like, what's your name
Elaine from Christmas Story? Oh my carpet. As I'm cleaning
up my freaking brand new tile floor, and the tile
floor is one thing. The new rugs in the guest room,
I was like, And then now I'm like, weish go
I throw them out. We'll throw them out, like I'm
(20:52):
grossed out. I don't want a guest in here, because
then I'm mortified that we talked about this on the pregame. Aaron,
don't ask to stay at Aaron's house. You're not invited.
That's not true. My husband already has enough going guest
ever just at my house here in Los Angeles, because
I'm so rich to have two houses already. Know that
how that sounds, It sounds disgusting. No, but in my
(21:13):
Montana we have a lot of like room. It's great.
We love to host there. But no at my house here,
anyone cannot. No, we're fall we're full. Yes, we got
too many bodies at our house right now. I this
is what I do. I sent you this DM because
I was christ Jenner on the TikTok thing. I have
a few drinks. I did this the other night to
(21:35):
stay the night at the PPR. I told apparently anyone
that I talked to to come up to the ranch
and stay. And a few people have taken me up
on it, a few people who I don't know. I'm sure,
and I'm like, oh, hey, we'd love to Steve. I
looked at Steve, and I go, did I invite so
and so and so and so and so on r
she goes, sure did. I was like, oh my god,
(21:58):
no again, everyone welcome, But I just wasn't really prepared
for that yet. That said, that person could stay in
the guest room, but I don't want them getting some
whift of an old willis you know stating in the
carpet month rug. Yes, I threw out the rug, and
I know that that's like wasteful or whatever, Like I'm
(22:19):
not I'm living off the land. Okay, what I'm throwing
away in the rugs. I'm living off the apples and
the walnuts and the trees. Like it's fine, everyone get
a grip. The rug wasn't that expensive. But I just
was like, I can't risk having a guest in here
and the summer comes in, and now the heat's here,
and we have got a waft you know, coming up
waft a whiff. Is he still sick? No, So luckily
I had some a Daisy's medicine. So I like, yeah,
(22:41):
and by the way, this is probably not like No,
Pita can't doesn't get after me because no one loves
animals more than I do. He doesn't take the pills
like he works around it in the dog bowl. So
I have to shove it down his throat. I'm like,
you're taking this goddamn pill. Wait what was I saying
(23:03):
though before that? Oh? So I'm unboxing all this crap
that I brought up here? What is going on with
the soap bottles, the soap, the conditioner, the shampoo, you know,
the unscrew ones, Like when you screw them and they
have the ice can pump them and then I break
my friggin nails and like what they do? But why
are they not You're supposed to turn them a certain
way and they're supposed to pop right up. Mine aren't popping.
(23:25):
I'm turning, I'm turning. I'm turning now. I'm wondering. Maybe
they put the label on wrong, So I'm going the
other way. Lefty lucy, righty tidy. I'm in a bad
mood because it's not opening. I'd love to know the
brand you're working with here. It's a I'll tell you
all the brands. It's all of them. I'm pissing all
of them. Grown Alchemist A Soap, Oak Essentials, Jenny Kine.
(23:47):
I love. Everything you do is difficult A. So what
are we doing? Yeah, I'm gonna spend the money. On
the first go round, but then I fill it up
with the cheap stuff. First go round is the good stuff.
Second go around, I refilled those things with the cheap stuff.
We're not buying forty five dollars soaps every time, especially
when I can'd of get the goddamn thing open. Here's
a hot night today. If you're a guest at Chris's
(24:08):
houses and you think you're getting a deep condition, you're not.
You're just getting that not you're just getting that there, bull,
let's get the first one here, which which, by the way,
the inn is full. I already filled up all the ropes.
Apparently one trip to the PBR invites for everyone egg
come on down. But yeah, that was my annoyance, says Yesterday.
(24:29):
I looked at Steve and I was like, can you
help me with this? And don't you love that? It's
not their fault. They didn't make the soap. They didn't
They're not the manufacturer. And I looked at him, I
was like, can you help me with something? And I
was like, oh my god, CRISA, knock it off. It
is not his fentry. I blame it on re Entry.
It's like trying to get we know we only have
like six months really to get it done, and I
(24:50):
already feel like the summer is fucking over because everybody
booked up all my time to pay for this shit
that I got. You know, this is exactly my point.
We had this small window. It's a numbers over, so
I might as well start studying for opening night. Who
do we have? It's crazy and it's all relative everyone's
you know, and I know everyone's job is different. It's
(25:12):
not like six months on or six months off, but
the off is not off. You have where I have
house and home different things, Like we've got the shit
going on, but it's just that idea where you're like,
I've got this window of time and you want to
enjoy it. But anyways, so if anyone has a tip
or trick with this stuff opening up these soap bottles,
I would love to know. Is it like do I
run them under hot water? Do I not? Yep? I
(25:34):
don't know. I'm twisting and turning and it's not making
anything well. I'm running and lifting and part of my
re entry is also trying to get back into shape,
and like there's just weeks that you kind of let
your body go. You've got this call. You've got to
do this. So I've been pretty pretty like good about
you know, wow, it's only I've only been off for
a week. I've been I've been really good about getting
(25:55):
back to the gym. But along with kind of throwing
everything out, I realized I haven't updated my workout clothes
in probably five to six years. I was looking around
at the cast of characters in my Berries class. They're
really dressed well, and I am in the same bullshit
outfit that I've probably had, like I said, for five
(26:17):
to six years. There's this one chick and her body
is banging, and I know she's a mom, and her
hair is always great, and she's it's done. It's not done,
but she just looks great, and she's got a good outfit.
Where are we buying outfits to work out in Because
and I got my pilates where I'm not bouncing and
jumping up and down. But then I got my berries
(26:38):
where I need git held in place. I also have
another thing I have anything to hold in place. But yes, well,
I mean it's not good what I have holding in place,
but I got to hold it in place. You know,
those inclines really get you. But here's my other thing.
I like a legging like I like my pants. I
like a little bit of fabric there because I don't
(26:58):
want it to be super that I'm showing. I don't
want to hear about you know, I want to like. Yeah,
so I need I need a good sports spra and
I need a good legging. And also I would like
to get past wearing like my shirt with the sports bra.
I want to do what everybody's doing with these cool
(27:20):
like longer tank tops that hit right above my belly button.
But I don't know what that is. Where am I
getting this? These are all great questions, So any of
you guys listening, send in all of the good clothes.
And again we've we know the all of the top
we can do Aloe, I'll do what My girlfriend is
awesome and she works at Lululemon, and she like is
so sweet and gifting and doing like every pair of
(27:41):
Lululemon pants. Every time I put it on, I'm like, Elizabeth,
thank you, thank you, thank you. Because it gets expensive,
but also I love their I got to look up
which I'll send you a list. They have this one
that just puts that ass. That's what I need and
smooth my ass, so you don't see all the ass,
and I don't need the same I'm Tiger Woods. I
(28:02):
don't need the seam because then when I take the
pant off, I see the scene on my leg tattooed
for the next week. I'm thinking to myself, those are
too tight, and they're supposed to be tight, but those
are a little too tight. Yeah, So I like the
ones that don't have the seam and them. And I
also like a pocket on the side because the cell
phone we're out running around, we're doing errands. I don't
need that cell phone like hanging out the side like
(28:24):
or like if you don't have a pocket where sometimes
you have to put it in the waistband. We're not
doing that. Got to be honest. My shit's so old
it stinks like the second I'm not like, it doesn't
stink when I put it on, but like thirty minutes
into berries, I'm like, whoaf Like no, no, no, we're
throwing that out. Do that immediately. That's what we're gonna do.
I'm gonna I'm gonna follow it. I can't throw it
(28:44):
all out yet because I don't have outfits for Tomorrow's
Mary Miller. I'm gonna tell you what I'm really good about.
I fail at a lot of things when it comes
to like, okay, I need to go through the cupboards,
like and you're the pantry, like what food is molding
in there? Like, I let's get rid of some of
this crap. I'm really good. Like if my underwear, like seriously,
like if these are anything that is like over a
(29:05):
certain time we're out, And I also buy a lot
of the same pace. Yeah, I'm into that, so like
the same pant the same underwear, like the same stuff.
So then we're just exactly thinking, could you guys please
dm us and let us know just really good again,
I need outfits for berries and I need not so
supportive for pilates, but I need smooth and smooth operator. Yeah,
(29:28):
anything else you can, we can stay at your house.
We got to talk about workplace highs and lows when
we get back. Okay, go, I was gonna say it now,
so no, no, no no. So I was going to
say this well earlier on the pregame that aired this week.
If you guys listen to it, we're talking. We had
a great question submitted about being vulnerable in front of
your boss and crying if you you know or not
(29:49):
your boss, or just anyone writ whatever, if you get
emotional about something because you're frustrated, et cetera. Hello, spit
it out, curste I want to talk about this, and
I really am. I want a lot of you guys
got to weigh in and submit like moments or questions
that you have about workplace situations, whether it's with a
co worker, whether it's with a boss, whether you're bored
at your job and you don't know when to get
(30:11):
out of it and move on. I think that's a
really interesting topic. And given that Aaron and I have
worked a lot of different places and had a lot
of different experiences with this stuff, I'd love to get
into that further because I think it's a really if
you don't so much of our time is spent working
that if you don't like it or you don't like
who you do it with, it can be a nightmare.
So I would love to just like help or talk
(30:33):
to anyone, not that anyone else for our help, but
like one eight hundred those yeah, workplace situations. So if
you have good, bad, or in different experiences about workplaces,
let us know, submit the questions, comments, and concerns because
I'd love to chat about it. I feel like we're
going to get some anonymous questions from my NFL crew going, Hi,
I work with a girl who comes into our meeting
(30:55):
room with the same workout clothes she's had for five
to six years, and how to tell her tank. I
can't wait to hear a follow up on a gym
class with Macaroon. What am I wearing to that I
can't wear my old workout clothes out of being discuss
I'm embarrassed. I don't want to know you if you're
wearing that in there, that's disgusting. Shoot, we'll think about it,
(31:18):
and then are you trying to be too cute? Like
are you dressing up? And then the other moms are like, wow,
who wears this girl things? She's going No, I'm not
going to dress up and I'm going to wear a
baseball hat and call it a day. But like, what
am I wearing from the neck down? Because everything I
have workout life stinks and it's not current. Okay, well
we're going to get a solution to that. Everything I'll
be wearing for the next six months. It has something
(31:38):
to do with a farm life and country. So if
you also have questions about how that, and if anyone
is actually a real rancher or farmer, please give me
all the tips to anything, especially how to open soap bottles.
The fact that that's a question I have is embarrassing,
but it's true. I'm so mad. It's really frustrating. There
has to be something about this on YouTube. We need
(31:58):
to look at up. But yeah, it is frustrating. I
also am confused why every time my house gets clean, like,
the bottle gets twisted the other way, and I'm like,
why can I not get the soap out? And I'm
twisting and I'm twisting, and now I've unscrewed the whole thing,
and I've ripped the moss left, and now I'm wasting
the forty five dollars so to get one pump out.
This is where we're at, assholes. All right, We love
(32:21):
you guys. I want to clean my hands, but I
smell like garbage from my workout clothes. You're disgusting. Bye. Hi,
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