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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Oh my god, which one of you dug up the
fucking baby chick?
Speaker 2 (00:04):
Because I didn't very type that as I wipe. That has.
Speaker 1 (00:07):
Calm Down with Erin and Carissa is a production of iHeartRadio.
I told my goal, welcome everybody to the Calm Down Podcast.
I had to stop at the gas station pick up
a Mega millions.
Speaker 2 (00:20):
Oh it's Powerball. Oh yeah, I bought a Mega Million's ticket.
I didn't win.
Speaker 1 (00:24):
Congratulations to all the winners, and now I got a
Powerball ticket. But I didn't have any food in my refrigerator,
so I got to Rito's for my lunch, which is
so disgusting. And so that's what's going on over here.
I've missed you so much. It's been weeks since we've
had a live podcast because life has, you know, That's
just what happens in the off season. We try to
do all of our things and all of our stuff.
I've been at the ranch. You've been busy working and
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doing amazing things, which we will get into.
Speaker 2 (00:46):
But how are you going?
Speaker 1 (00:48):
Well, let's do our little what's coming up? Yeah, girl,
We're gonna have an update on the rut and I'm
actually going to tell you about an emergency security landing.
Speaker 2 (00:57):
I was a part of you got some botox and
got your hair done.
Speaker 1 (01:01):
No, I need botox and I just got my hair done. Ladies,
I'm going to get into this, but you know, there's
like that one day where always I'll get into it later.
I'm going to give you an update on just fucking
pulling my life together. Also, Aaron had a situation at
TSA which offended her. I know, to get into that,
her feelings were hurt. I kind of like the way
you said that, that's sweet. So we have a lot
to catch up on, including how long were you at
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this ranch for? Well? So what I'm trying to do
is be there as much as I possibly can in
the off season for a couple of different reasons. I'm
hemorrhaging money. No one ever said ranches were cheap, but
it's money that I'm fixing up places around the ranch.
My parents came into town, which I was so excited.
My dad's been there before, but my mom came into
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town this time, and it was so much to think
of it.
Speaker 2 (01:45):
She was so she was like, you know, she kept
being like I just how do you do all this?
Speaker 1 (01:50):
And like every morning, you know, I get up at
like six thirty and feed the animals and she goes.
Never in my wildest dreams that I think that this
kid of mine would be like doing that. But it
is the place that I feel the most at home.
Like I feel I'm so happy when I'm there, like
I'm back in the real world right now. And like
even driving today, I'm like, oh, like angry.
Speaker 2 (02:07):
Just driving because it's so peaceful there. And I you know,
I obviously I don't have children, but I feel very.
Speaker 1 (02:13):
Motherly, Like I have these baby chicks, and you have
to clean their bumbs because when they go to the bathroom,
if it dries on their bomb, then they can't go
to the bathroom again and they'll die.
Speaker 2 (02:21):
So like you have to go out there, and.
Speaker 1 (02:22):
Like I clean the baby chicks bombs and just like
and like the chickens are waiting for me every morning
at seven o'clock to like have their food, and Larry
the pig likes his snack at five o'clock, and my
all my little like animals and my horse and my dogs,
and it just makes me so happy.
Speaker 2 (02:35):
And I could go on and on on and on.
So I want to be there as much as possible.
Speaker 1 (02:39):
But I took full advantage of Scott Thompson, who my dad.
Before he got into the car business, he worked construction.
So this man can do anything and everything right. He's
just like the quintessential father that like shows up with
the toolbox and is like, let's get to work.
Speaker 2 (02:56):
So he helped me do.
Speaker 1 (02:57):
A bunch of different stuff in renovations and like make
this whole front entrance beautiful. And I'll now, I mean
I love a project too, but this guy can go
and it's a problem. I looked at Steve and I
was like, he's twice your age. Get out there and
keep shoveling, like Steve, you cannot put the shovel down
before Scott. It is not a good look. So we're
like out there, it's Steve's birthday, and I was like,
I don't care if it's your birthday, if it's Christmas,
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if it's Saint Patrick's day. No holidays count when Scott
is here, we are working. But it was really great.
Just but you know, I don't know how you feel.
But like, especially as our parents get older, I just
I want to spend as much time with them as
I can. So to get two full weeks with them
was just awesome. And to do it in a place
to like end love. So that's what I've been doing.
Speaker 2 (03:40):
You well, hold on.
Speaker 1 (03:42):
You said you hemorage, hemorrhaging money. Easy for me to say,
where do you find you're spending the most money when
you're out there?
Speaker 2 (03:49):
I love you A great question.
Speaker 1 (03:50):
It's just on fixing this stuff up because I don't
have patience for some long term plan of like this
ten year plan.
Speaker 2 (03:57):
I'm going to do it's I want it.
Speaker 1 (04:00):
Like I renovated the inside of the main house and
I'm renovating this secondary house now. But like you know,
everything just costs money. I mean, even to take care
of these animals cost money. But it's something that I
feel and I know that we both think this way
is like if we really want something, then I feel
fortunate enough to like, okay, then go work another job
or go do another thing here or there. But I
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actually I haven't talked to you.
Speaker 2 (04:23):
I also think I am.
Speaker 1 (04:25):
Never in Los Angeles, you know how, I've talked for
a long time about moving out of this city. Buy
where are you going? No, I'm going to I'm going
to rent my house out. I'm putting it on the
market next week. Sure, I don't want to sell it
because investment where with you? Okay, great, I'm just gonna
move somewhere else and rent a place because I want
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to write this place out and I'm like, why am
I paying money for places that I'm not in? And
I'm trying to be more financially sound. Steve, of course,
is not happy about that because he's like, this is
You're always looking to do something and then you're gonna
get stressed out about it.
Speaker 2 (04:59):
But I'm and he's got to deal with you, I know.
Speaker 1 (05:03):
But I am trying to be more fiscal about things,
like if I want to spend my time over here,
then why am I going to pay for stuff over there?
Speaker 2 (05:11):
Okay, Okay, so that's what's going on.
Speaker 1 (05:14):
But yeah, no, I just it's something that brings me
a lot of joy and I just want to spend
as much time there as I can, because for six
months out of the year, I don't to spend a
day there. So like today, like I felt so bad
as my first day I'm not there with the animals
and I was like checking on the cameras on them,
and I was like, oh, they need me, but I'm
sad to leave them.
Speaker 2 (05:33):
I love that you were out there for so long
and all the work you did, I mean, plug your Instagram.
Where did people find out more about You're so cute? No? Nobody.
Speaker 1 (05:41):
So the pictures are incredible, Like Jared looks at like
what you've done decorating whys and you we got to
go there.
Speaker 2 (05:46):
I mean we got to go there on money. You're
so sweet.
Speaker 1 (05:51):
No, it's just it's like a total passion project from
the design standpoint. But then now I've become even more.
I've always loved animals. I didn't know I loved having
seventy five animals for wiping oh baby chick's ass.
Speaker 2 (06:03):
Yeah, I like feel.
Speaker 1 (06:04):
Terry Bradshaw calls me the other day to like catch up,
and I was like, Terry, I'm wiping.
Speaker 2 (06:09):
So Terry has been a rancher his whole life, right Like.
Speaker 1 (06:11):
No, he goes, well, I'm calling you to tell you
I got some horses for you, and I was like, great,
he's bring.
Speaker 2 (06:16):
Them on out, Terry.
Speaker 1 (06:17):
But I was telling him that I was wiping the
baby chick's ass and He's like, I've had so many
chickens in my days, I've never whipped one ass. And
I'm like, well, that's the mother and me, you know
you're a mother. I'm like, I have to help the
baby chicks. I can barely get a nine month old
to stay still when I'm wiping his ass. How are
you getting a baby chick? Like I feel like I
would squeeze it to death, Like where are you holding
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it to open the legs, and like it's it's look
at you. I know it's a good question. So this,
this is the baby chick. You know, like Mac, you
hold the feet up while you're and then hold those
hands so he's not flailing around. Sure, baby chick, it's
kind of like like around the neck, not tight around
the neck, but then more around the body. And then
they kind of become submissive. They think they I think
they know that you're helping them.
Speaker 2 (06:59):
I don't know. But and I also lost to the
baby chicks. There was four and two of them died.
But I guess that happened.
Speaker 1 (07:03):
You didn't raise properly, no, but because it just happens,
like it's like you know Darwinism of like survival of the.
Speaker 2 (07:09):
Fitter body laying there. Yeah, and I had to bury it.
And I won't tell you what happened next.
Speaker 1 (07:14):
One of the dogs found where I buried it, and
then I like, this is all it's all happening. And
then I cried because the baby chick that I buried
that I had wiped its ass. I find it on
the trail halfway up the thing, on the way to
go feed the cows.
Speaker 2 (07:26):
And I'm like, oh my.
Speaker 1 (07:26):
God, which one of you dug up the fucking baby
chick because I didn't very wipe that ass.
Speaker 2 (07:32):
I wipe that ass.
Speaker 1 (07:34):
I know. It's really sad. I have cried more over animals. God,
I know, how's your dog with the rash? Oh my god,
it's going great things for asking guys to get get
a veterinarian appointment up at a ranch is really hard
because there's just animals everywhere. I'm probably not supposed to
do this, but I did it. I use some of
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Willis's Pretno Zone, which is like a steroid that helps
his sloopers. Gave the other dog some of the steroid.
The foot looks great. I'm a vet, I'm a mother
and a veterinarian. Now you're a doctor with dermatologists, and yeah,
that's incredible, doctor Susan. But thank you for asking. It's
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very sweet. It's something that I love and I'm passionate about.
But you have been busy doing and you're the last
person to ever give yourself credit on anything, but you
did something so incredible you started, and I want you
to talk about it because it's really really important for
so many different reasons. And I know it makes you uncomfortable,
but what you did and helping that couple on the
Today Show, for those of you guys that didn't see
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with Kristen Looker, you are incredible and I know you
were inspired by her story, but you surprised a couple
that ED couldn't afford right all of the expenses that
come with surrogacy, and just sort of explain that and
explain the mac Grant foundation that you started and everything
that's behind it.
Speaker 2 (08:54):
It's really amazing.
Speaker 1 (08:55):
Erin Yeah, well, you know, the whole process is just
so expensive and we're fortunate we could deal.
Speaker 2 (09:02):
But every time we.
Speaker 1 (09:02):
Would get a bill for medical legal you know, State
of California, this like they just and I'll say it,
they have you buy the balls. Because you're so desperate
to have a baby and you've gotten this far and
your Sarahgate's pregnant, you'll sign and write any check. And
I just kept saying to Jared and also, are the
lovely woman that set us up with our surrogate.
Speaker 2 (09:22):
How do people pay for this? This is nuts?
Speaker 1 (09:24):
So I kind of just made it something I wanted
to do after Matt came where I wanted to get
involved with this nonprofit foundation called Baby Quest. They actually
help people who cannot afford IVF egg donor adoption saragacy
get money. And it's this woman that started it in
you know, her house, and I had told Kristen Welker
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about it. I signed a deal with Enfamil and part
of my signing the deal was that I wanted to
create money in Max's name to give to Baby Quest,
and I want to keep doing it.
Speaker 2 (09:55):
We still have money left in the grant.
Speaker 1 (09:57):
We want to award it to other people that are
trying very hard to have a baby.
Speaker 2 (10:01):
And it was really, really rewarding.
Speaker 1 (10:04):
I'm so excited about it, and Kristin and I are
talking about what can we do next, like should we
host at gala? Should we do because there's just so
many people that we know that could help us, and
we want to help. You know a lot of people
that are having the same difficulties as us. So today's
show was amazing and letting me do that, and I
was excited about it, and.
Speaker 2 (10:23):
It was a very filling day.
Speaker 1 (10:25):
I was very, very proud. I always am proud to
be your friend. But when I see situations and things
like that where you're paying it forward, you know. And
there's a lot of people that talk about doing things,
and it's one thing to talk about, it's another thing
to do it. And I love that you have somebody
who's also been through the same similar situation, Kristen, so
you guys can work together to do something like that.
Speaker 2 (10:45):
And Macre is these cute little vine. Yeah, it was
really cool.
Speaker 1 (10:49):
So excited to keep doing it, exciting, excited to continue
to raise money for it. And like I said to Christen,
I was like, this is just the beginning. You know.
I hate being the poster child for all these things,
but if we were could make a difference, it's so exciting.
Speaker 2 (11:02):
It is.
Speaker 1 (11:11):
So you were traveling for that, and you also had,
as we always do, didn't hit make you think like,
oh my gosh, I haven't been traveling or like on
an airplane. You've been on an airplane a lot, but
where we forget like all of the nonsense of traveling.
And now you told us in the pregame because I
haven't talked to you. Yeah, you had an emergency landing
in camp.
Speaker 2 (11:30):
I called to you, you were not available. Well, I'm
going to tell you that PSA. Whatever it is.
Speaker 1 (11:37):
The public service announcement on me is if I'm at
the ranch, there ain't no service. It is a blessing
and a curse because I want to talk to the
people I want to talk to, and when I don't
want to talk to people, it's great to be.
Speaker 2 (11:47):
Like, oh, sorry, I didn't have service your call. I
wanted to take those So wait, you had an emergency landing.
What happened?
Speaker 1 (11:52):
So I was leaving last week or this week last
week from New York to come back to LA I
actually made the early flight so I could try to
see Mac before he went to bed.
Speaker 2 (12:03):
I was so excited about it.
Speaker 1 (12:05):
Got on the plane and I've been watching We've all
seen the incidences happen on TikTok on Instagram where people
are just absolutely and I'll say it, misbehaving assholes. It's
my mood getting off. That wasn't so much that we
had to make an emergency landing due to security reasons.
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My attitude and my hate in my body is that
these flight attendants, these pilots, they are not security. The
normal everyday citizens, the passengers on the plane, we are
not security. And the fact it is up to us
and these poor people that are trying to do their
job to you know, hold people down from being violent
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and aggressive when we're how many feet up in the
air is bullshit.
Speaker 2 (12:55):
What happened.
Speaker 1 (12:56):
So we're on the plane and something happened right behind me,
and I turned around because I heard it. It was
something that was said to the guy right behind me.
Somebody walked up all the way in the front, made
not a comment, but asked for something. I heard it
because I was like, this isn't normal. And then he
asked me, and I was like, this is so wrong
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or this is not normal. I turned around and looked
for the flight attendant who was actually walking down the aisle,
and I just said.
Speaker 2 (13:25):
Help, help, help, help help.
Speaker 1 (13:27):
The flight attendant intervened, brought the person up to the front. Yes,
I am nosy Rosie over here.
Speaker 2 (13:33):
I get it. I'm texting Jared the whole time.
Speaker 1 (13:34):
I'm like, we have a situation he's like, put your
head down, stay out of it.
Speaker 2 (13:38):
I can't. I have to see what's going on.
Speaker 1 (13:41):
My dad's in the new Steve Andrews. It's the stap
was the investigative. It isn't porter in you Yep from
your father, yep, it is. I'm watching going around to
the guy, I'm like, this is bad.
Speaker 2 (13:52):
We're gonna have to land. He's like, oh shit.
Speaker 1 (13:54):
He was trying to make the North Carolina game like
tip off set five. I said, don't worry. If we land,
they'll turn us around. It's well, then you do not
want to say what he asked for because it's inappropriate,
or like it's not inappropriate.
Speaker 2 (14:05):
It was just like what, okay, got it.
Speaker 1 (14:07):
So they're talking. They're talking, and I'm watching. I'm fully alert.
He goes back to walk back down the aisle, back
to a seat. I put my head down because it
was like, oh shit. I hope he doesn't know that
I like asked for a flight attendant. He goes to
the back. I see a lovely male flight attendant follow him,
but walking fast. I'm like, oh god, nosey Rosie News
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Channel eight. My head turns all the way around and
I got to see what's going on. I mean, I
gotta write my report, you know, I gotta write it down.
So I am watching. Forget about the book that I
have or all the things or what I'm watching. I
was like, I gotta watch this, so I keep monitoring that.
The steps that the pilot and the flight attendants took
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I found interesting as somebody who works into like a
news gathering situation. You could definitely tell shit was going
down and they were getting ready to land. Yeah, so
whatever transpired between him coming up the aisles making whatever,
she goes to the gentleman mind and now he's no, no, no,
I was just like sequence of events. So he's come
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up there so far the only activity we've seen again,
Nosy Rosie reporting live eyewitness news at eleven. Sure, I
has come up the aisle, made the request to you.
The gentleman behind you, went to the flight attendant. Now
back down the aisle, and that's all we know. Yes, so,
and then a flight attendant follows him. You could obviously
tell from people going back and forth the just what
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was happening up front. There was concern eye mirror may
not have had eyes on him at some point down there.
Speaker 2 (15:41):
All the things.
Speaker 1 (15:43):
We start to descend and I'm like, I pull up
the map. We're over Casey. I'm like, shit, we're descending,
but we're not descending if something isn't going wrong back
there ever and yeah, and so I was just like,
we're descending. They didn't tell us on the plane, but
the guy behind me and I knew we're sending because
of this guy. We land, people are oh, they said
(16:04):
welcome to Kansas City. We had to land for security.
At reason.
Speaker 2 (16:08):
Everybody starts looking out, people start pulling out their.
Speaker 1 (16:10):
Phones, and I was like, it was just scary because
you're like security the plane case scenario. Yeah, you know
what I said to the guy behind me when I
saw that there was the game I know, I was like,
you're going to make it. I was like, I work
in sports. You're going to be fine. They say tip is,
but you got it. You're going to make it. So
I was like, is there are there still air marshals
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on planes? And he goes, I don't know, I haven't
seen one since Bridemaids. I was like, are you an
air marshal? I think they are, they don't know I know?
Or is it only well you were on a cross
country flight. I think it's a cross country flight. Any
flight attendants or pilots that are anonymous tell us what
the protocol is on an air marshal. I'm fascinated by
that because then sometimes I think I know which one's
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the air marshal. I thought behind me, I start doing
this well, I felt like Megan, what's your name? And
brideesmaids like. I was like, yeah, unlessa McCarthy. I was
like John, John the air marshall. I'm on an air marshal.
I know where the nukes are, you know, so an always
we land, there's cop cars on both sides of our
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plane to a very large gentleman comes on our plane
right away. Another man goes and follows. Everybody's like camera out,
not me, not nosy Rosie.
Speaker 2 (17:22):
Because I was like, I'm not going to make this
situation any worse. But I was like shit.
Speaker 1 (17:26):
But I was also like, you know what again, I'll
get on my soapbox. Good for the airline, good for
the pilot, good for the flight attendant. It sucks we
were delayed. I didn't even care about that, but like,
shame on you. You should never be able to fly again.
This is not the airline's responsibility. I'll say this right now, Delta,
good for you. You handled it so well. I felt
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so friggin' bad for those flight attendants.
Speaker 2 (17:50):
This is not their job, right France. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (17:55):
New York hemes and twenty twenty three reported about only
six percent of flights have an air marshall. Ryan, as
all of you loyal listeners know, is our wonderful producer.
Only six percent.
Speaker 2 (18:06):
Wow, I hope they're lying to us. Well.
Speaker 1 (18:09):
I wonder if that's gone up, because I feel like
people are acting crazy on flights, and you know what,
so I'm mad. That's a microcosm of like the world
where everyone just gets to act a fool, like the
guy throwing the baseball my windshield and it's like you
just get to throw a baseball at my windshield and like,
and I'm just sitting here minding my own business because
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Steve had.
Speaker 2 (18:31):
To call the cops.
Speaker 1 (18:32):
Steve had to call the cops when we were in
at the ranch. So someone rang the doorbell. And when
you ring the doorbell at my house, it comes to
a video thing on my phone, and somebody's trying to
get in, messing with the lights.
Speaker 2 (18:43):
Yes, and I have the video, the.
Speaker 1 (18:44):
Whole video of the thing, and I was like, you
know what, like that my house has already been broken into,
Like it's just then.
Speaker 2 (18:51):
And then I'm riddled with fear. Yes, I use the
word riddled fear because.
Speaker 1 (18:54):
I'm like, here we are again, So what am I
doing all night monitoring the freaking cameras?
Speaker 2 (18:58):
Because now I have to worry about it.
Speaker 1 (19:00):
Look, it's not just us, it's everyone where It's like,
the minute that you feel in fear of anything, it sucks.
And to be on a plane where to your point,
and I'm glad you say that about the flight attendants
the pie it's not their responsibility. Yeah, And then it's like, ah, fuck,
I'm sorry that sucks, but like fuck you to your point,
that guy should never be allowed on the plane again,
I know, but again I commend Delta. Can I commend
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those flight attendants. That poor flight attendant was scared in
the back because she came up and she gave the
male flight attendants all hugs at the end, and I
was like, damn it, yeah, stop living like this. Yeah,
is that you want to be able to go to
your job and not have to be in fear as
if the job's not already hard enough and different ways
for a lot of different reasons, like me having an
oversized bag that they're trying to shove in there and
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they get you know, the drisk gets hurt. It was oversize,
and then we were on a smaller plane and to
fit on the plane before.
Speaker 2 (19:50):
So I'm sorry that it doesn't fit in the overhead
on this one. Just check it.
Speaker 1 (19:54):
I don't care check it. Just whatever you want, whatever
means you happy.
Speaker 2 (19:56):
I've always done for me.
Speaker 1 (19:58):
Yeah, please please, please without I've always been so pro
flight attendant because I just you and I talk about
it all the time, because we travel a lot.
Speaker 2 (20:06):
They're not your concierge.
Speaker 1 (20:07):
They're there for your safety, but my word, they are
not there to be bodyguards for the rest of us
on that plane. It's just so ridiculous. Behave it's not
that hard.
Speaker 2 (20:16):
As annoying as all of that was, I'm glad that.
Speaker 1 (20:19):
It did end peacefully, as peacefully as it could end,
because God forbid, I know so many things happening my gal,
and all my shit seems trivial now. I was just
worried about the fact that, like I don't know if
you guys have will take a we'll descend on this
conversation into something lighter. Yeah, and I don't mean my
hair and thank you for the bright, bright highlights. But
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there is that moment where I came home yesterday and
it's like you feel like okay, like obviously, like I
don't get ready to the ranch. I haven't worn makeup
in a month. I mean, it's like whatever, man who cares?
But that day where it's like a light switch where
you look at your hair and you look at.
Speaker 2 (20:56):
Your nails, and then you look at the botox and
you go, oh my god.
Speaker 1 (21:00):
The reason when Carrie Bradshaw was on the cover of
that magazine after being like really drunk and then it
comes out and she's like totally oh my god, my god,
where she goes to the newsstand and she's like looking
through and she thinks she's gonna look like you know,
this Vogue cover model and she looks terrible.
Speaker 2 (21:14):
It is.
Speaker 1 (21:15):
It's like one day you wake up and you're like,
holy shit, like all of these things need to be done,
and they need to be done now. And you never
realize how dependent you are on the people in your
life that help you look and feel better until they're
not available. I text my bowtox lady, she's out of
the country.
Speaker 2 (21:33):
Well get back a time like this.
Speaker 1 (21:36):
I wrap that passport, leave nice because this is not
nice that you are out of the country.
Speaker 2 (21:41):
Because I need some botox. This is crazy.
Speaker 1 (21:44):
I have to go do some work events and they're
gonna they're gonna be like this. This is not who
we thought we were hiring. The best upport show, a
PA or somebody else at the at the office that
can help a production. And I'll give anyone a syringe
right now. Okay, No, she is a one woman show
and this is a problem. And right now she's in
France with the money that I pay her, the good
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money that I because I mean, my god, I don't care.
I'll pay you double and I will fund your next
trip to France. But this boatox needs to happen because
I don't think Mercedes wants me showing up looking like this.
Any who, I love your cars. I keep cutting my
furry face such a derma flash tonight. It's just so bad.
(22:28):
I'm gonna send you a video on a little bit
at Lynn's with the box cutter.
Speaker 2 (22:32):
You're going to be horrified.
Speaker 1 (22:33):
For those of you who don't know what I'm talking
about Amazon box my sweet nail lady.
Speaker 2 (22:38):
She shaves my face, but no joke.
Speaker 1 (22:40):
She does it with a box cutter, and I don't
know if it's been sterilized. I don't ask questions. That
same little toothpick thing that she uses for the wax
might have been used on the four people before God.
Up to this point, I'm just getting old antibiotics. I
might take Willison's antibiotics like I did.
Speaker 2 (22:56):
With the other dog. It's funky. It's I'm working.
Speaker 1 (23:08):
Speaking of working, I had mentioned in the last time
we did a podcast that I was in a rut
and I was kind of thinking about it.
Speaker 2 (23:15):
After I said it, I was like, wow, like people
are gonna be like, really well man. So many people
checked it on me. Oh my god, Okay, are you good?
I got a lot of you good. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (23:27):
I mean I'm not gonna lie. My body was kind
of out of whack for two months. The old formal
ACTU wait care, but yeah, you would have thought that
like something really bad. You're like, wow, I'm just having
a bad day. Didn't know that I needed a full intervention.
Speaker 2 (23:39):
Hey, just listened to the pod. You good? I think
my favorite can I say this and edit it out
if you don't want me to say it.
Speaker 1 (23:50):
Sure. We're in Montana and we're talking about the reaction
of your comments and Jered goes, yeah, babe, you can't.
You know it is cute little yeah babe, you can't
say that. Then people think we got problems.
Speaker 2 (24:00):
I don't know why. I just made him from New Jersey.
Speaker 1 (24:02):
But like I did, and it's like sweet little Canadian accent.
It's like, yeah, babe, Like now people think we have problems.
And I was like, Jared, I love you. No. So
we had such a great time. We did have such
a good time. I was really so sad when you
guys left. It was not that I'm not sad when
you leave all the time, but it was just such.
Speaker 2 (24:20):
A nice needed more time. I know, I needed more
time with you. It was so nice. You're always so
sweet to host. Aaron's by the way, an incredible host.
Let me tell you.
Speaker 1 (24:28):
Let me tell you about these sheets. Okay, these sheets
are iron. They smell good. She goes into the guest room.
This what Aaron is.
Speaker 2 (24:35):
She takes this gorgeous candle.
Speaker 1 (24:37):
She puts it on the side of our bed to
make sure that the place smells good. Everything is like perfect.
She stalked the whole fridge with like every accommodation. You
are an incredible host, right, It's such a great time
with you guys. And we had a very interesting, really
fascinating dinner the last night. Was it the last night
you guys were there? Yeah? Yeah, because we all felt
(24:57):
like shit afterwards that many drinks will do it to
It was a business dinner. It was a business dinner.
Write it off, but it was so interesting and we
were talking about being in a rut. Chris and I
are very self deprecating. We were out to dinner with
a friend, very successful businessman, and after many cocktails, I
made a joke about myself and he goes, why do
(25:19):
you do that?
Speaker 2 (25:20):
And I really was like, whoa?
Speaker 1 (25:23):
And because of what my comment was back, because I
work with men, do you fucked up?
Speaker 2 (25:28):
That is that?
Speaker 1 (25:29):
I But it's true, and we'll say this, it's not
the men that we work with that makes us feel
that way.
Speaker 2 (25:34):
Whoa, No, it's not them.
Speaker 1 (25:36):
It's our own thing in our head where we feel
like we have to indoctrinate ourselves to them by self
deprecating and like bringing ourselves down. So then it's like, oh,
now we can be It could have because we're yeah,
or like not feeling I don't know. It's such a
fucking weird psychology thing. But we had been talking about
it a few days before that, you and I, because
you would say something negative about yourself and I was like,
knock it off. I would do the same thing. You
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checked me on it, and then it culminated in that
when he said that, I was like, oooh, like and
need to be serious and like, I'll be honest. He's
a very powerful man. I was fascinated as you guys
were about, you know, his life story and things that
he's done to get rid of us. And when he
looked at me, and that could have been Michael Strahan,
that could have been Troy Aikman, that could have been
(26:19):
anybody that I work with. But those guys are all
used to it, like they all laugh and they're like,
come on, you're crazy. And again, all the guys that
we work with that we love. I consider them my family,
some of my best friends. But yeah, I have been
doing that my whole career. So I can feel a
certain way and maybe make them feel unguarded around me.
(26:42):
She's cool, she's not a diva, you know, you know what,
it's that fascinating that way.
Speaker 2 (26:47):
You do that.
Speaker 1 (26:48):
I know that's a larger episode, and I would love
we'll continue that conversation later because i'd love to hear
your guys' thoughts on anybody in their job or whatever
that and it's their own, it's our own shit, but
it is It is interesting where you feel like you
have I've done that too, like around like really beautiful
women or like you know what I mean, like where
it's like you need to play, like say something that's like,
(27:08):
oh but I'm not as pretty as you or I'm
not as whatever, and it's like chess, like did your
dad not give you a hug? Like around Giselle, Like
I've done that around like in you know, Jessica Bale,
like I just have and it's like we get it.
Those women are hot, like insane. But it's like Aaron,
we know you're not a model. We got that. You
know you're not like a gorgeous actress. Yeah, we do
(27:31):
that just to like, I don't know whatever the psychology is.
Is there a psychologist listening. I'd love to hear this
before we go though. Speaking of being kinder to ourselves. Sure,
you and I had a conversation. Remember it was back
on Valentine's Day and like something happened and instead of
getting mad, I remember we were at that Mexican restaurant
with Steve and we were telling the story. I'm not
going to bring up this subject because it's not fair
(27:52):
to the individual.
Speaker 2 (27:54):
Oh the Jarrett forgetting it was Valentine's Day.
Speaker 1 (27:58):
Yeah, he nailed Easter though cross Easter he did.
Speaker 2 (28:05):
Oh my god, I have a story.
Speaker 1 (28:06):
For you to try to protect my sweet Jarrett for
forgetting Valentine's Day. But remember, wait, cold on yes, this
is no, no, no, I need the Jarrett.
Speaker 2 (28:17):
Sorry, write this down. Nosey Rosie investigative reporter always has
a notepad on hand.
Speaker 1 (28:22):
No, the whole thing was that instead of ripping because
we said, I said to Steve, I was like, how
would you like?
Speaker 2 (28:28):
I would have blasted you.
Speaker 1 (28:30):
I'd been like, you're so fucking insensitive and oh my god,
I can't believe that you fucking forgot. It's found and
I just would have ripped him a new one. And
He's like that would not be effective. If anything, I'd
be like, yeah, you're a bitch, that's why I didn't
get you fired.
Speaker 2 (28:43):
Exactly.
Speaker 1 (28:44):
Steve told us that if we say in a quiet, sweet,
sensitive voice that really hurt my feelings, that like that
would kill him.
Speaker 2 (28:55):
That would kill Steve or would kill Jarrett.
Speaker 1 (28:57):
If it's like, instead of acting the way we normally act,
we just were sad. So today before we start the
podcast about talking about different things we want to talk about, No,
you said a TSA person really hurt my feelings, and
I was like.
Speaker 2 (29:10):
Wow, are you okay?
Speaker 1 (29:12):
Yeah, I know, I was thinking about the Jared story.
Speaker 2 (29:15):
I'll tell that at the end. Yeah. I mean again,
we are you and I and.
Speaker 1 (29:19):
I've had flight attendants stop me and say love the pod,
thank you for all you say about us and everything.
And I just really try my hardest. When I'm going
through TSA, I feel like it's almost like what am
I trying to think? It's like not a dance recital,
but it's like you have to be ready, and I
want to be ready for them because you need to
be efficient.
Speaker 2 (29:37):
There's so many people online.
Speaker 1 (29:39):
And I travel all the time, and I know what
to do and it's not like you don't know what's coming.
That's the part that kills me, Hey, you've seen this
whole line. Everyone's taking their shoes off their laptops.
Speaker 2 (29:49):
What are you doing?
Speaker 1 (29:50):
You're on your phone, get all through inst paying attention,
and you think it's a mystery that every time you
walk up that now all a sudden they need to
see your license.
Speaker 2 (29:58):
Totally, this is shocking.
Speaker 1 (29:59):
We're about to get on the roller coaster ride and
you think it's you know, we don't know what we're
about to do. Yeah, look alive, right, exactly exactly. I
am on TSA side. I'm totally on their side.
Speaker 2 (30:09):
I get it. I try to help them. I am
a woman of the people. I do. I try to
even grab them shoes when there's a line.
Speaker 1 (30:17):
I know, and I'm stacking pins for them, even though
there's so many germs.
Speaker 2 (30:21):
I'm trying to help. I really am.
Speaker 1 (30:24):
So.
Speaker 2 (30:24):
I hadn't flown in a couple of weeks and I
had to go to New York.
Speaker 1 (30:27):
This was two weeks ago. I left my temper pedic pillow.
I burned my legs. That's where I'm sex in the city.
I left my temper repeedic pillow in my purse, and
normally I ship it.
Speaker 2 (30:40):
I ship it, so I don't have.
Speaker 1 (30:42):
To deal with it. It's a very weird configuration. It's
a cylinder kind of thing. For some reason, it goes
off in the damn machine. My purse goes through and
it goes off to this side, and the guy recognizes
that from I hate that moment. I hate that moment
when you know you're like, come on, come on, keep
going and keep going, and then it goes to stop,
slides over and listen. I hate it for me because
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I want a couple of seconds to maybe go grab something.
And I hate it for them because it was a
stupid move on my end. Great, that's a pillow, you know,
I do know, I know this is part of the story.
So the guy knows me from TSA because I'm always
in that line, and he goes, what do you got there?
Speaker 2 (31:22):
What's that cylinder? And I go, you know a guy
at TESA. Yeah, you know You've got a guy at TSA. Well,
I just see him all the time. A lot of
them always asked me what game I'm going to do?
Speaker 1 (31:31):
You know, they're interestingable you probably even more than I thought.
Speaker 2 (31:35):
You know, die it three and sixty.
Speaker 1 (31:37):
It doesn't help me. Ed Bastian, I love you. Okay, Delta,
Well that the way you handled the emergency. So I go,
oh crap, it's my stupid temper pedic pillow. I go,
you know what, it's so crazy that those make the
thing the act ualy go off because it's like they're
sold here at the at the airport.
Speaker 2 (31:56):
And I was like, it always does that. This this
TSA agent was standing right there.
Speaker 1 (32:01):
She doesn't know me, and she doesn't know I'm a
pleaser of TSA and all flight attendants and pilots. And
she looks at me and she goes, well, if you
know it goes off, why don't you try to be
a little bit more proactive and not put it in
your purse. Oh, I don't like that, I called Jared.
She doesn't understand I'm pro TSA, Like she doesn't get it.
(32:23):
And I was Homeland Security. I love homeland celerity, I do.
Oh my god. I love the blue shirt. I love
the authority. I love that black leather belt. I love
the way that your their voice must be so hoarse
from saying the same ship, I choose to put your
laptops in the single bit over and over a get
liquids out for them.
Speaker 2 (32:44):
So the next week I had to go to New
York Benefit Plan. I want that job.
Speaker 1 (32:48):
It's thankless to have to say that over going to
deal with people and for them. I know, well, I
don't feel I don't like that woman, and if you
tell me what TSA area is, I'll go track her down.
Speaker 2 (32:58):
That's why I can't stop back.
Speaker 1 (33:00):
I saw her again the next week when I had
to travel, and I wanted to tell her, you're so bad.
You like flying out of a private airport that I
don't know about every time.
Speaker 2 (33:11):
Jesus, how are you running into the same people.
Speaker 1 (33:13):
I don't see Steve twice in a week in the
same house, and you're seeing the TSA lady.
Speaker 2 (33:17):
I wanted to tell.
Speaker 1 (33:18):
Her what she said really affected me because I do
try to be proactive. Well, my battery's low on the Mac,
so I guess it's time to code. I told mean
your son, I just got a back. Your mac will
go to sleep soon. Nosy Rosie reporting log. You're shipped
for the eleven o'clock News starts soon, so I gotta
let you go. I gotta charge my computer and we're out.
I miss you, I love you, and I'm I'm going
(33:38):
to get that elon Musk satellite, so I don't miss
one of your calls, because I can't afford to have
another emergency landing and not know about it and have
to wait until Monday when we record this.
Speaker 2 (33:47):
I was so worried out that your face is so
tight in mine?
Speaker 1 (33:50):
Is it? Can?
Speaker 2 (33:50):
I talked to the FBI. What's going on? God?
Speaker 1 (33:53):
Does anyone do add home botox calls? Because my lady
is busy with Gaston in France without choosing knees. That's
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