June 12, 2025 • 31 mins
Erin and Charissa are still on the road as summer approaches! While trying to stay off social media, Charissa has fallen hard back into watching people make food and "get ready with me" videos, exclusively! Erin is having a hard time to adapting to life in England as she tries to find her travel swag. She also talks about her celeb siting on the flight over. Charissa shares an update on her driver's license photo situation form several episodes ago and talks about an annoying visitor that keeps showing up at the Ranch. All this and much more on this episode of the Calm Down podcast.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
The selfies in the bathroom of your super cute outfit
are for the birds. Okay, I don't know if it's
because Carissa, myself Kevin Burkhardt have talked at length about
what it's like being in a public bathroom. The fact,
I'm not going to call you thirsty, but so desperlotto
to take a picture of your out. Here's my out
(00:22):
that Do you know how much bacteria and odors are
in that place?
Speaker 2 (00:27):
Calm Down with Erin and Carissa is a production of iHeartRadio.
Speaker 1 (00:36):
We put a couple of things in our podcast notes
here that I was going to share.
Speaker 2 (00:40):
You had one as I was brushing my teeth last
night when I got home. What was it?
Speaker 3 (00:46):
Oh? For our podcast topics for you watching Get Ready
with Me or making dinner videos. So I was taking
a break from social media. This was, you know, recently,
because I just found myself like being on it way
too much, and especially when I'm up at the ranch.
I I'm not really on my phone because but I
don't mind posting stuff like from here or that stuff.
(01:10):
I just I just don't like to scroll like aimlessly.
There's like a bunch of other things I could be doing,
but I have been traveling, so on the airplane or
things like that when you get bored. I have found
myself going back to the old Instagram. It's like a
man and I do send you funny ones and vice versa.
So I miss when you cut it out, but I
do agree and understand where you're coming from.
Speaker 2 (01:31):
It's toxic.
Speaker 3 (01:33):
So I was reading a book out here the other
day and Steve goes, what are you doing? And I
was like, I'm reading. I'm like because I have to.
I cannot go with this entire summer being over and
being like I haven't even read a book, like okay,
knock it off. But in the meantime, when I have
been traveling, I have found myself in this deep hole
of watching people do two things, make dinner, make any
(01:56):
kind of meal, and the get ready is with me,
which I'm never going to recreate. I found myself watching
Jamie Greenberg do all entire get Ready with me while
talking about Ludacris and her obsession with Ludochris. I was like,
I love Jamie, but I'm also like, what am I doing.
I'm just sitting here watching aimlessly. Now She's an exception
(02:18):
because there was a funny story along with it. But
like these get readies with me or people making dinner?
What am I watching this for? Like I have to
like get out of these deep holes of like unless
I'm actually going to make the meal that she's preparing.
I watched her like press garlic and mince something and
do all these things, and I'm like this is a
entire no offense to her or anybody else, but waste
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of my time unless I'm going to recreate the meal or.
Speaker 2 (02:43):
Do you make them something from it?
Speaker 3 (02:46):
Well, no, that's just it, Like I'm just aimlessly watching it.
I'm never gonna press garlic. I'm never gonna like actually
do the contour or any of the other things. So
I have to stop. Like that's the stuff that I
find myself being, Like what am I? I have just
wasted at least forty five minutes watching other people live
out their lives. This woman has eleven kids and she
(03:07):
just did some little song and dance announcing that she's
having her twelve kid. Okay, but like what am I doing?
Like what whych am I? That means nothing to like
my life and no offense, But like why am I
watching this?
Speaker 1 (03:19):
I do with Alex Earle, like, because I'm fascinated how
she knows how to do her makeup so well. Also
her body is ridiculous, But I get fascinated with and
she's so effortless come get ready for me for a
festival or the Ames, and like yeah, and I'm like,
I'm thirty years older than her probably, and like, I
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makeup is not going to look like that.
Speaker 2 (03:42):
So yeah, I start watching that. I'm like, what am
I watching that? I know it's that's where I just uh,
it was this one. It's it's a book.
Speaker 3 (03:51):
It's about uh, it's like a murder mystery thing. I
had no but I looked around this house and I
was like, do have a book in here? And it's
about this woman. She's a caretaker. I'll get the name
of it outside. She's a caretaker. She's accused of killing
her mother, but she didn't actually do it. And now
she's taking care of this old woman in a house
like as a big sits up on a big hill
mansion on the hill, and that old woman needs help.
(04:13):
But she's been accused of killing all these people. And
so now they're like minded and they're like talking about
all this stuff. I don't know and it's just like
it's like it's bab baby is something like that. But
I was just like, I need to even if it's
just some you know, fiction novel that is not going
to mean anything in my life. At least, I'm like
using my brain.
Speaker 1 (04:34):
I got a Good Vibes book out here because I
was like, I was in the dumps and I was like,
I need to read. I need the Good Manifestation shit.
So I go to a in the town here. I
go to a bookstore which was really cute, and I
just looked at this girl. I'm like, do you have
any more mel Robins books? Like I need some sort
of self help and she's like self help upstairs?
Speaker 2 (04:52):
You want to know a cruel thing.
Speaker 1 (04:54):
Self help is right next to parenting and having a
baby or pregnancy.
Speaker 2 (04:59):
I'm like, oh no, I love all of these. No.
I was like, this is like this is Larry David,
Like this is crazy.
Speaker 1 (05:06):
Anyways, I got to about Good Vibes and I need
to start.
Speaker 2 (05:12):
But I'm like, why do I have this?
Speaker 3 (05:15):
All I can think about when you said bookstore when
you're in London is notting Hill that movie?
Speaker 2 (05:20):
You don't you don't like that movie as much as
I do. I didn't.
Speaker 1 (05:24):
I didn't love it as much because I wanted every
character to be either Shelby or Vivian.
Speaker 2 (05:31):
I didn't want her to be any other character. I didn't.
I didn't love best Friend's wedding right away because they
made her look like not like yeah, and I hated that.
Speaker 3 (05:42):
Another thing that I had written on our podcast notes
because again we hadn't. We haven't done or been able
to do a podcast together in weeks now, which, by
the way, we apologize we always want to be together
schedule story that they are sometimes. But I was watching
Sex and the City on the plane whatever, and Carrie
was talking about just like finding a soulmate, and she's,
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you know, half of her journey between the big and
the aiden and the whole thing whatever. It's like, well,
wonder because it was her birthday. I don't know if
you guys remember this episode. It was her birthday. For
whatever reason, nobody showed up, like Miranda was stuck in traffic,
Charlotte couldn't get a car. There was all these things,
so she would buy herself and then she just was
like well, and she ended up meeting up with all
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of them later at the cafeteria with whatever, the coffee
shop where they met up. She's like, wonder if we're
just all soulmates, And I was thinking about it going
back to my recent girls trip. There is something really
special that I have not appreciated until I've gotten older,
or like our friendship, for example, is that women are
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so important to one another to have this like sisterhood,
you know, where you can depend on somebody and like
lean on each other because like men, obviously especially me,
they've come and they've gone, and it's like it's not forever,
even if I've gotten married, it's not a forever thing.
Where it's like if you find those girlfriends that you
can hold on to, like you can lean on them
(07:07):
for anything. And I just I don't know, I just
really appreciated the message of like it doesn't just have
to be a guy that completes your life, like you
can fulfill like we talked about it, you know, whether
it's Jennifer Aniston or Charlie Sparren or like these wonderful
powerful women who like aren't defined by marriage or having kids.
It's like being these strong independent women that have these
(07:28):
great group group of girlfriends. I don't know, I'm just
in a real, like you know, go women mode where
I just are really yeah, not of the traveling pants,
they just ever. But I just think it's really special
to have that group of girls that you women that
you can like really depend on.
Speaker 2 (07:48):
Also, do you know there's a new.
Speaker 3 (07:49):
Sex in the City out They have the show on Max, HBO,
Max or whatever it is. They've had it for a
while and there's no there's like a new season. And
I haven't even watched any of this seasons, not.
Speaker 1 (08:01):
Doing it, not after I heard what happens in the
very first episode of the new one, Like, no, I'm
not happening.
Speaker 2 (08:07):
You really want me to tell you?
Speaker 1 (08:09):
Yeah, Big has a heart attack on the peloton.
Speaker 2 (08:12):
Oh yeah he died. I don't want that. No, I
don't tell you there.
Speaker 1 (08:17):
Shout out to Sarah Jessica Parker. But no, speaking of
Sex in the City, I get here right to London.
Adorable But like whatever Emo times last week we got
it check in, can't call you, it's late whatever. You
know you're on another continent what you weren't, But I'm
being about it, So I'm like, is there any American
(08:39):
what do we have? It was the one where she
was like breaking up with the Russian and she's like
I got slapped, and like she's like running. She goes
to her cocktail party and nobody's there because they all
left and.
Speaker 2 (08:50):
The books got a like wine stain on it. And
then Big shows up at the hotel and I'm like,
this is like me my first night in London. Like
they've always what it's been like for me in Paris
by myself.
Speaker 3 (09:02):
Oh yeah, you're a foreigner. You're by yourself on foreign soil, Karen.
I always have this dream though of maybe I'll still
do it this Eat Prey Love tour minus the like
you know, Steve can come with me. But I always
had this idea of living in another country for like
at least four months where I had doctrinate myself.
Speaker 2 (09:22):
I learned the language.
Speaker 3 (09:24):
Like when we were in Paris, there was a couple
women in the group who spoke French and I just
looked over it and I was like, God, I'm so,
I'm like I'm such a loser, Like I don't speak
another language. I do not have like that like sophisticated,
worldly like vibe. So it's like when we're sitting there
and can and she's like or Veronica, it's her name,
(09:44):
and she's like ordering the whole meal for us in French,
and I was like, so yeah, I have this like
dream of being Julia Roberts and just moving to Italy
or something for four months and doing that.
Speaker 1 (09:56):
I feel like that's why it is hard for me
to be away and be in a different country, because
I am not silky smooth out here. I have no swag,
I have no coolness. I'm like walking out like, well,
I walk into the cars here, when the backseat you
have to put you should put your seatbelt on, regardless,
I get it. But in the backseat I get in,
I'm dealing with my big bag. I'm waiting through it.
Guys like, ma'm you need to put your seatpelts on
(10:19):
back there. The call is going off and I'm like
it's been a week of me not getting this. Like
I'm walking in, I don't know how to turn the
light on. I'm like fucking falling over shit.
Speaker 2 (10:27):
I don't. It's it's only because I have no swag.
I can't handle myself. No, I just can't.
Speaker 3 (10:37):
Aaron did put on a text though, the other day
she said bloody something, and.
Speaker 2 (10:41):
I was like, whoa who's been in London? When what
else are you saying?
Speaker 3 (10:46):
It's like if you spend time in the South and
you come back and you're like, y'all, what do you
want to say when you come back?
Speaker 1 (10:51):
Freg friggin' a because it sounds better than fuck. And
I say f a lot, which I shouldn't, but they're
all like, holy frig a friggin' a. Also, I've noticed
everything is going up and my sentences like are you
having a good day? Like, and I have said to
my whole crew, I am not mocking you, but your
(11:11):
accent is terrific. So I've just started to do it.
And now they're walking around and they're going.
Speaker 2 (11:17):
Hey, y'all, hey, y'all.
Speaker 3 (11:19):
Yes, they're adopting yours, adapting yours, adopting yours. I can't
even speak English.
Speaker 1 (11:33):
I get another complaint. What do we got not about Europe?
Speaker 2 (11:37):
This is just about life.
Speaker 1 (11:38):
I saw you reach out on the podcast note section
and I was like, I'm going to say this again
because I was flipping through social media. Guys, the selfies
in the bathroom of your super cute outfit are for
the birds.
Speaker 2 (11:52):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (11:53):
I don't know if it's because Carissa, myself, Kevin Burkhardt
have talked at length about what it's like being in
a public bathroom room the fact, I'm not going to
call you thirsty, but so desperado to take a picture
of your out and here it's my out that. Do
you know how much bacteria and odors are in that place? Like,
(12:14):
get out of the public bathroom and find another, Like,
no one needs to see the skink and cop cowel
dispenser as we're getting a full length view of your
trashy outfit.
Speaker 2 (12:24):
Get out of the public restroom. It's so bizarre.
Speaker 1 (12:28):
You're that doc men your outfit in a public restroom
where people are walking around with shit on their shoes.
Speaker 2 (12:36):
I don't get it.
Speaker 1 (12:37):
I'm sorry, enough is enough? What has happened to our world?
Speaker 3 (12:42):
I just love it when you can actually see the
toilet in the background of like it could be in
their own bathroom. I'm like, I don't want to see
where you take a shit. I don't I'm not interested
in that. Go find a full if you want to
take an outfit of the day, oo TD, knock yourself out. Nick,
We'll get out of the bathroom. I know the bathroom.
Speaker 2 (13:02):
I'm with you. I'm with you, gross you and.
Speaker 1 (13:04):
I have when girls are doing it in the public,
I'm not doing it, but they're taking a photo in
the public bathroom and I'm like this.
Speaker 2 (13:12):
I can't help myself. I'm like, like she twice. It's
so weird. I don't know what that obsession is. It's
so weird. We need to really reel it in.
Speaker 3 (13:25):
Hey, speaking of reeling it in, did you see that
headline that Ryan sent us? Oh, I'll pull it up
on here on this well, sometimes we don't adhere to
the rundown, as you can tell. But it's been too
long that since we've talked to each other. We haven't
even gotten to a pregame yet. But this Turkey cracks
down on flyers who stand up too soon. As of
this month, passengers who stand before planes fully stopped maybe.
Speaker 2 (13:47):
Fined by the Turkish government. I'm with you.
Speaker 3 (13:49):
The plane, you're not stopped. You're gonna get off the plane.
You don't need to jump up. You know my feelings
on this, And how about the people that jump up?
I get again, there's a few things where going to
be repetitive on on this podcast. Treatment of flight attendants
and sit down until it's your turn.
Speaker 2 (14:07):
Okay. If I'm in one A or.
Speaker 3 (14:10):
One B or whatever at the front of the plane,
I don't need seat three creeping into my space.
Speaker 2 (14:16):
And now I'm the.
Speaker 3 (14:17):
Jerk who's got to be like, excuse me while I
pull down all the bags I had to put up
there because that was in the bullhead. How about also
when they give the flight attendant attitude about having to
put their bag up there. Hey, lady, you know that
if you're in that first seat, in the bullhead seat,
there's no you have to put everything overhead.
Speaker 2 (14:33):
Okay, it's been what it is and for years. Don't
it's the first time you've heard it. Oh I'm surprised.
Speaker 3 (14:39):
Oh stop it. And also I'm going to say this
because since we've been traveling a lot, if the TV
or your chair does it work, that is not the
flight attendant's problem. She didn't get on or whoever it is,
the steward whatever, It is not their fault that that
doesn't work. Okay, there's a different section of the airline
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that's in charge of that, maintenance, mechanics whatever. Do not
yell at the flight attendant because your TV doesn't work.
Speaker 2 (15:07):
You'll get a few Miles.
Speaker 3 (15:08):
Look, I get it sucks, like you're paying for a seat,
you want the TV to work and it doesn't work.
Shit happens, but don't take it out on the flight attendant.
I saw this guy just absolutely go ballistic on this
poor flight attendant because the TV didn't work, and I
was like, it's not her fault that that doesn't work.
Speaker 2 (15:24):
And I just like looked at her.
Speaker 3 (15:25):
And I'm like, I'm so sorry. She's like it's fine.
I'm like I can only imagine again. We should this
podcast to just be like, you know, sponsored by any
airline because we will fully defend flight attendants. And you know,
I'm also the first to call them out because that
one really chapped my high because I also think that, like,
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if you pay for the seat, you shouldn't get a
service of some kind. But they are their first and
foremost for your safety, then for the service, not to
fix your TV or if your chair is broken, so
knock it off and put your shit overhead. Hey do
you want to say? Are you allowed to say who
you sat next to? Not? Oh?
Speaker 2 (16:04):
Oh my god? Yes? Go did I I told you? Yes?
I know, we haven't you told I didn't tell you
this part a couple days before. Did I tell you this?
Speaker 1 (16:17):
I did because I I yeah, I said it in
the chat I met Annie Murphy.
Speaker 2 (16:23):
Yes, yeah, yeah, you told us. I'm a text it.
Uh huh.
Speaker 1 (16:26):
So she was awesome and I couldn't help myself, like
I saw her a little bit at you know, the
after thing, and I was like, Okay, I'm going to
say something because like that's been you and nice thing
since that came out, like it's whatever, what a great
show that was. And I've actually started watching it again
because I saw both of them, so I stopped her.
She was lovely and fantastic, and I just I was like,
(16:47):
I have three Christmas ornaments with your face on it, Psycho.
Speaker 2 (16:50):
And I call the great.
Speaker 1 (16:54):
So then I get ready to go travel to London
and go feel bad for myself and have a couple
of not that I'm coming home whatever, been a tough week,
like what we get it, have a couple of sab
blanks in the lounge and I'm like.
Speaker 2 (17:09):
Okay, I'm doing it. I'm going whatever.
Speaker 1 (17:12):
It's going to be great and I'm trying to I
get in my seat and I'm like okay, shout.
Speaker 2 (17:17):
Out to British airways.
Speaker 1 (17:19):
Wow, what just like that was Yeah, one of the
nicest situations I've been on. And you know this girl
bitches go and I put my suitcase, try to put
it up above.
Speaker 2 (17:32):
That's so good, you remember that.
Speaker 1 (17:34):
And as I'm doing it, I kind of lose a
little bit of the arm strength that I don't have anyways,
and I look over and I'm like and then it
like hits me in the head, but not hard, but
then it's like this and I go as it's on
my my to me is on my head.
Speaker 2 (17:47):
Oh my god, I love you. I can't help myself.
You said that out loud.
Speaker 1 (17:51):
Yeah, yeah, trying to put Daniel Levy as he's trying
to put his suitcase up and mine too.
Speaker 2 (17:59):
Me's on my head.
Speaker 1 (18:00):
And then I'm like, put it up and he goes,
oh my god, thank you, and he goes, god it
there's just no overhead room. I then rip my suitcase
down from up to mine. I go, you can have
all mine and he goes, no, no, you have your
back there, and I go, no, I'll bring it down.
Speaker 2 (18:16):
Thank god. I didn't have a backpack with me. Thank God.
That's embarrassing.
Speaker 3 (18:21):
Does not want to see you a grown woman with
your backpack? Are you going to school? Or are you
going to host a game show for the Fox Studios?
Speaker 1 (18:30):
So I ripped my suitcase down and I said, I
have plenty of room, like you can use all this
and he goes, no, no, no you and I said
please please.
Speaker 2 (18:36):
I said you can have whatever you want. Did you
sit next to him? No, I was in front of him.
But he's so great. He's so great. That was the
of our conversation. And that was it. Oh but I
love it so much.
Speaker 3 (18:50):
This would be me if I was sitting in front
of him, then I'd be like I don't want to
recline my seat or.
Speaker 2 (18:55):
You couldn't tell. It was like one of those like
yeah it was great.
Speaker 1 (18:59):
House, yeah, but like I but then this was me.
It's like, listen, he's up there, like I love him.
I and my sister's like, oh my god, please become
best friends. I'm like no, like that's not happening. But
it was one of those things where I realized I'm
made and asked of myself with the two me on
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my head, and I'm like, you can you can put
your stuff wherever you want, like I'll hold it the
whole ten hours that when we were leaving, I didn't
even want to look at him, you know, the one
I was like, oh yeah, yeah, have every time?
Speaker 3 (19:32):
Great to see it, Like, I was just like, how
about me? Who tries to make friends with anyone that's
around me? The second I sit down in the seat,
I'm looking to see if they want to start a conversation.
I'm the person that somebody hates. I'm the person you
hate that. It's like, you don't want to just sit there,
you don't want to talk to anyone, you want headphones
straight in. I'm like this where you go or not
where you're going? Obviously I know where they're going.
Speaker 2 (19:52):
But I'm like, are you going back home? Or what
are you doing there?
Speaker 3 (19:55):
Or like asking a hundred questions and they're like, shot
the fuck up, thinking how long is this light they're
asking to be They're asking the flight intendant to be
moved and pretending their TV's broken just to get away
from me. But yeah, I have who's the most famous
person you've sat next to on a plane?
Speaker 2 (20:09):
Have you had like a moment where we've.
Speaker 1 (20:12):
I think we've done this before, but I haven't really
sat next to anyone like Alessandra Ambrosio was the biggest
one I ever sat next to, But like I've been
in the areas of that, Like Daniel Levy was pretty big.
Speaker 2 (20:26):
I feel like that may be one of the biggest.
Speaker 3 (20:28):
Yeah, Belahadid was my like sat right now where We
talked about that when I was.
Speaker 2 (20:33):
Flying to New York. But yeah, it's always an interesting thing.
Speaker 3 (20:36):
When you're looking around, seeing who's around and looking around
looking around.
Speaker 1 (20:44):
Right, so great, you were saying, how you when you
get on flights you want to talk to people? Today
I was just so lonely at the nails on. I
was like dying for her to a like questions.
Speaker 2 (21:00):
I was like, so, how long have you worked here?
I was like, shut up, shut up? What are the
new spring colors?
Speaker 1 (21:08):
We have to give a shout out, so many shout
outs to our producer Ryan. First of all for doing
this on a Saturday morning. Thank you guys so much
because of the time change. But Ryan was brought up
something that the Calm Down Lovers viewers through people were
grateful for wanting to know about Lovers and fighters. They
want an update on the license and the photograph go came.
Speaker 2 (21:33):
In more hit here.
Speaker 3 (21:35):
The quick backstory is I went to the DMV because
I had to register car blah blah blah, also my license.
You know this new real I D situation. Well, yeah,
Steve had done it the week before. Never told me
that I'd have to take a picture. And so I
get there. That fucking bird is back.
Speaker 2 (21:54):
Look at that bird. Look at that bird? See got
we got it?
Speaker 1 (21:58):
Ryan, Can you quickly google birds, skylines, homes, anything we
can do.
Speaker 2 (22:08):
Hey, there should be a challenge on ninety ninety pet
That's what our challenges are. Like peck Peot's so pretty?
God damn it, you guys.
Speaker 3 (22:18):
Anybody want to weigh in on how to I don't
want to kill the bird, okay, but how I can
get this bird to stop pecking at the skylight? And
it's not like he's flying into it, because he flew
into it, he would hurt himself. He just Bryan said it.
Speaker 1 (22:34):
Territorial aggression One of the most common explanations is territorial
aggression birds, especially during the breeding season.
Speaker 2 (22:41):
It is because we got shitloaded crows.
Speaker 1 (22:43):
If anyone can come help me out with those in
the South Bay, they are extremely protected.
Speaker 2 (22:48):
Hey, do you think there's a nest up there?
Speaker 3 (22:52):
I'm going to have to build a nest somewhere else
to sleep because it's not going to be in my
bedroom because every day that thing is pecking and pecking
and pecking.
Speaker 2 (23:03):
No, it's like a little bird of some sort. I
don't know.
Speaker 3 (23:08):
Anyways, were okay, Well it's as bad as my attitude
about the bird. So backstory is, I have to go
to the DMV. It is not brought to my attention
that I need to take a new picture, because all
I think I have to do is get this real ID.
We'll just roll the old picture over. Okay, it's not
that I'm going I'm checking out. The guy didn't say
(23:31):
anything about a picture. I go, no makeup, hairback, I'm
in a tight ice sweatshirt, just Hag Haggard and Sammy Hagar.
And then at the last second he goes go over
and take a picture, and I was like what. So
I run out to my car, scrounging around from makeup,
trying to put myself together because as we all know,
the goddamn license picture is stuck with you forever. Guy
(23:54):
doesn't given. I come back in. I rub chapstick on
my cheeks. I'm trying to do something thank god. I
have tattooed lipstick, and I'm trying to do something to
make myself not look dead. And now I'm standing there
and the guy who's taking the picture just goes step
up and I put my feet where my feet are,
snaps the picture. I'm not even ready, there's no three
to two. One, just snaps it and I go, can
(24:16):
I see what it looks like? He goes, no, you'll
get it in two weeks.
Speaker 2 (24:19):
Not nice. Well two weeks is here and this is
the picture. Look at this? Are you insane? First of
you look great? Look at that.
Speaker 3 (24:31):
Look at the hair, the roots, the hair. I have
no makeup on? And why is it so close? Why
is it so close?
Speaker 2 (24:39):
Why is this that's what mine looks like? Why why
does it have to be so close? I look insane?
You're this way.
Speaker 3 (24:49):
I would have put a lot more effort into it
had I known there was going to be a picture.
And I here's an appoint and I'm wearing a stupid
tied I sweatshirt. You can't tell that who I was
looking at. They're gonna look at your glorious eyes, glorious eyes,
bloody beautiful eyes.
Speaker 2 (25:09):
Yeah, being too hard on yourself. I'm going back. I'm
going back. Its full jowls. Well they're in there.
Speaker 3 (25:17):
It's that we're going to go back. I'm going back.
God damn right, I am. And I'm going to back.
I'm gonna flirt with someone at the pictures and ask
them I'm going full makeup, full hair, I don't care,
Tammy Faye Baker, and I am going to have a
great picture. If they said you're not allowed to, I'm
gonna slip someone of the DMV money.
Speaker 2 (25:37):
No, I'm kidding. You're not allowed to do that. Can
you do that?
Speaker 3 (25:40):
It's like trying to get a table with the hostess.
Slip you one hundred bucks. Let me move to the
front of the line. So AnyWho, that's the update. There
oh remaining topics. Aaron fight with kid at park. No,
this wasn't a fight. We talked about our note section
and how we wrote down a couple of things. I yeah,
(26:02):
I had had a situation where, you know, we went
and we took Mack to the park.
Speaker 1 (26:07):
He's almost two. He's crushing. He's like all over the
map and sometimes it's your usual handsum around too, and
we were trying to just watch him and make sure
he's away from the big kids if like they're being
you know, like if they're kind of just running around
because they're bigger.
Speaker 2 (26:24):
And this one big kid was kind of.
Speaker 1 (26:27):
Like all up in his business and coming down fast
off the slides and I was like, hey, buddy, hold
on one secon let me get this guy off. And
he's like, well, I'm bigger, and I was like, yeah,
you are, he's little.
Speaker 2 (26:37):
Let me move him. And he goes.
Speaker 1 (26:38):
And then he walked up in mac space and just
went raw and I was like hey, hey, and Jared goes,
where's your dad? And I was like, okay, you know what,
We're good. And then he's like I'm bigger and I
was like, amazing, I'm bigger than you.
Speaker 2 (26:52):
It's time to move on. And I just looked at
Jarrett and I go, this is two years old.
Speaker 1 (26:56):
Imagine when we're in like the stands for a football
game or a song like this is bad. I don't
know how your kid's father are so glad he's not around.
Speaker 3 (27:06):
I'm like, okay, I'm also I don't know how you
show restraint when it comes to that, because I got
no problem disciplining other people's kids.
Speaker 2 (27:15):
I was like you're right.
Speaker 1 (27:18):
Yeah, see me do it at all, not in a
bad way at all, Not my kid, but others.
Speaker 2 (27:22):
Yeah no.
Speaker 3 (27:23):
And and if someone has a problem with it, then
the parent can say something to me. Because if you're
an a house, it's gone to my driver's license. Yeah,
inquiry here. If you're in my house, you're going to
act a certain way. And if you don't want to
act a certain way, well then you can leave the house.
Because I'm not.
Speaker 2 (27:41):
Okay with that.
Speaker 3 (27:41):
I think about the things and the way that I
if I had even dreamed of acting that way as
a child.
Speaker 2 (27:48):
My dad's head.
Speaker 3 (27:50):
My dad gives me a look still to this day,
I'm forty three years old, and if he gives me
the look, I'm like terrified of it. It's about respect
and these kids, and I do not want to speak.
I am not a parent, so I am only going
to speak from my own experience as being a child
or when I was a nanny or whatever. Like, there
is a real lack of respect sometimes. And lo there's
(28:12):
you give a little leeway because like kids are kids,
and there's a learning curve and stuff. But at some point,
if I've told you something and I've given you a warning,
and now you're going to do it again. Now we're
going to have a problem. Okay, No, I got no talngued.
There's a There's probably a good reason that I'm not
a parent, because it would be I just, I very
much would be the disciplinarian and Steve would be like hey,
(28:33):
in inside giving.
Speaker 2 (28:34):
The kid cookies.
Speaker 3 (28:35):
And I'd be like Steve when I would get in
a huge fights, stop giving the kid cookies.
Speaker 2 (28:39):
He's acted up. No, not on my watch. I got
his bird. I got er.
Speaker 3 (28:43):
It's about to get some discipline from me out there.
This is gonna be me like like a twitch from
the pecking Oh. I can see it happening. We have
a couple of minutes left.
Speaker 1 (28:55):
And we have also had some people asking about the
amazing concert you held at the Ruby Ranch. Oh yeah,
it so as we've talked about, hosting is not my forte.
It's something I'm not good at it. I want to
be good at it, but I'm just I'm not there yet.
But I had my family when they came here, I'm like,
what am I going to do? Because once you're at
(29:16):
the ranch, you ain't going anywhere like you are here.
There's the closest town is like forty five minutes away.
It's not like, hey, we're going to go you know,
just bop into town. No, this is the town and
you better find some shit to do. So I had
the brilliant idea with my whole family's here. I'm like,
I'm going to throw a concert. Our family loves music. Well, sweet,
I don't have a stage for a concert. So I
(29:37):
had a stage built. So I'm like, all right, this
can also double as a driving range. Fine, but had
this awesome band come in and brought in a huge
generator and had a concert. And now I think that
I am selling tickets like at Stagecoach because I want
to have anybody that's in the central California area.
Speaker 3 (29:55):
First Steve was like, we should not say that we
are in central California. I was like, it's already out there.
Speaker 2 (30:00):
Okay, we're in.
Speaker 3 (30:00):
If you can find us, great, come on over and
bring a band, because I want to have like when
I you and Jerick come, I want to have I
love live entertainment, and so anybody that wants to perform
at Ruby Ranch please submit a Blake Shelton, I mean,
anyone Morgan Wallin. I just love and the setting is
so great. So yeah, and then also people have been
(30:22):
asking like, can you rent the ranch? Not yet because
I just people are maybe you fall in a hole
and that freaking rattlesnake comes over and bites you.
Speaker 2 (30:31):
Now I'm in trouble.
Speaker 3 (30:33):
So at this point, no, it's not open to the public,
but I am. I think I'm getting better at hosting.
I hosted Sarah and her family so good. Now I'm
trying to, you know, because what's the point of having
this place if, like I can't share it. But I also,
uh yeah, I love concerts, So anybody that wants to
perform at Ruby Ranch, please DM me because I'll fly
(30:55):
you out here, even if it's just for Steve and
I just Steve and I listening to the band right there.
Speaker 2 (30:59):
But yeah, it's a lot of fun.
Speaker 3 (31:01):
It's like the best time of hear here, which I'm
kind of sad I'm not gonna be here all of June,
but I digress.
Speaker 2 (31:05):
I know I miss you so much. I'm as sociated
of you. I know you're doing you.
Speaker 3 (31:12):
Your butt over there, but I'm going to see you
in a couple of weeks, I know. And to all
the calm down listeners. Yes, we are back together and
it feels so good.
Speaker 2 (31:22):
Thank you for sticking with us. I love you.
Speaker 3 (31:24):
A good.
Speaker 2 (31:27):
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Speaker 3 (31:31):
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The selfies in the bathroom of your super cute outfit
are for the birds. Okay, I don't know if it's
because Carissa, myself Kevin Burkhardt have talked at length about
what it's like being in a public bathroom. The fact,
I'm not going to call you thirsty, but so desperlotto
to take a picture of your out. Here's my out
(00:22):
that Do you know how much bacteria and odors are
in that place?
Speaker 2 (00:27):
Calm Down with Erin and Carissa is a production of iHeartRadio.
Speaker 1 (00:36):
We put a couple of things in our podcast notes
here that I was going to share.
Speaker 2 (00:40):
You had one as I was brushing my teeth last
night when I got home. What was it?
Speaker 3 (00:46):
Oh? For our podcast topics for you watching Get Ready
with Me or making dinner videos. So I was taking
a break from social media. This was, you know, recently,
because I just found myself like being on it way
too much, and especially when I'm up at the ranch.
I I'm not really on my phone because but I
don't mind posting stuff like from here or that stuff.
(01:10):
I just I just don't like to scroll like aimlessly.
There's like a bunch of other things I could be doing,
but I have been traveling, so on the airplane or
things like that when you get bored. I have found
myself going back to the old Instagram. It's like a
man and I do send you funny ones and vice versa.
So I miss when you cut it out, but I
do agree and understand where you're coming from.
Speaker 2 (01:31):
It's toxic.
Speaker 3 (01:33):
So I was reading a book out here the other
day and Steve goes, what are you doing? And I
was like, I'm reading. I'm like because I have to.
I cannot go with this entire summer being over and
being like I haven't even read a book, like okay,
knock it off. But in the meantime, when I have
been traveling, I have found myself in this deep hole
of watching people do two things, make dinner, make any
(01:56):
kind of meal, and the get ready is with me,
which I'm never going to recreate. I found myself watching
Jamie Greenberg do all entire get Ready with me while
talking about Ludacris and her obsession with Ludochris. I was like,
I love Jamie, but I'm also like, what am I doing.
I'm just sitting here watching aimlessly. Now She's an exception
(02:18):
because there was a funny story along with it. But
like these get readies with me or people making dinner?
What am I watching this for? Like I have to
like get out of these deep holes of like unless
I'm actually going to make the meal that she's preparing.
I watched her like press garlic and mince something and
do all these things, and I'm like this is a
entire no offense to her or anybody else, but waste
(02:40):
of my time unless I'm going to recreate the meal or.
Speaker 2 (02:43):
Do you make them something from it?
Speaker 3 (02:46):
Well, no, that's just it, Like I'm just aimlessly watching it.
I'm never gonna press garlic. I'm never gonna like actually
do the contour or any of the other things. So
I have to stop. Like that's the stuff that I
find myself being, Like what am I? I have just
wasted at least forty five minutes watching other people live
out their lives. This woman has eleven kids and she
(03:07):
just did some little song and dance announcing that she's
having her twelve kid. Okay, but like what am I doing?
Like what whych am I? That means nothing to like
my life and no offense, But like why am I
watching this?
Speaker 1 (03:19):
I do with Alex Earle, like, because I'm fascinated how
she knows how to do her makeup so well. Also
her body is ridiculous, But I get fascinated with and
she's so effortless come get ready for me for a
festival or the Ames, and like yeah, and I'm like,
I'm thirty years older than her probably, and like, I
(03:40):
makeup is not going to look like that.
Speaker 2 (03:42):
So yeah, I start watching that. I'm like, what am
I watching that? I know it's that's where I just uh,
it was this one. It's it's a book.
Speaker 3 (03:51):
It's about uh, it's like a murder mystery thing. I
had no but I looked around this house and I
was like, do have a book in here? And it's
about this woman. She's a caretaker. I'll get the name
of it outside. She's a caretaker. She's accused of killing
her mother, but she didn't actually do it. And now
she's taking care of this old woman in a house
like as a big sits up on a big hill
mansion on the hill, and that old woman needs help.
(04:13):
But she's been accused of killing all these people. And
so now they're like minded and they're like talking about
all this stuff. I don't know and it's just like
it's like it's bab baby is something like that. But
I was just like, I need to even if it's
just some you know, fiction novel that is not going
to mean anything in my life. At least, I'm like
using my brain.
Speaker 1 (04:34):
I got a Good Vibes book out here because I
was like, I was in the dumps and I was like,
I need to read. I need the Good Manifestation shit.
So I go to a in the town here. I
go to a bookstore which was really cute, and I
just looked at this girl. I'm like, do you have
any more mel Robins books? Like I need some sort
of self help and she's like self help upstairs?
Speaker 2 (04:52):
You want to know a cruel thing.
Speaker 1 (04:54):
Self help is right next to parenting and having a
baby or pregnancy.
Speaker 2 (04:59):
I'm like, oh no, I love all of these. No.
I was like, this is like this is Larry David,
Like this is crazy.
Speaker 1 (05:06):
Anyways, I got to about Good Vibes and I need
to start.
Speaker 2 (05:12):
But I'm like, why do I have this?
Speaker 3 (05:15):
All I can think about when you said bookstore when
you're in London is notting Hill that movie?
Speaker 2 (05:20):
You don't you don't like that movie as much as
I do. I didn't.
Speaker 1 (05:24):
I didn't love it as much because I wanted every
character to be either Shelby or Vivian.
Speaker 2 (05:31):
I didn't want her to be any other character. I didn't.
I didn't love best Friend's wedding right away because they
made her look like not like yeah, and I hated that.
Speaker 3 (05:42):
Another thing that I had written on our podcast notes
because again we hadn't. We haven't done or been able
to do a podcast together in weeks now, which, by
the way, we apologize we always want to be together
schedule story that they are sometimes. But I was watching
Sex and the City on the plane whatever, and Carrie
was talking about just like finding a soulmate, and she's,
(06:04):
you know, half of her journey between the big and
the aiden and the whole thing whatever. It's like, well,
wonder because it was her birthday. I don't know if
you guys remember this episode. It was her birthday. For
whatever reason, nobody showed up, like Miranda was stuck in traffic,
Charlotte couldn't get a car. There was all these things,
so she would buy herself and then she just was
like well, and she ended up meeting up with all
(06:24):
of them later at the cafeteria with whatever, the coffee
shop where they met up. She's like, wonder if we're
just all soulmates, And I was thinking about it going
back to my recent girls trip. There is something really
special that I have not appreciated until I've gotten older,
or like our friendship, for example, is that women are
(06:45):
so important to one another to have this like sisterhood,
you know, where you can depend on somebody and like
lean on each other because like men, obviously especially me,
they've come and they've gone, and it's like it's not forever,
even if I've gotten married, it's not a forever thing.
Where it's like if you find those girlfriends that you
can hold on to, like you can lean on them
(07:07):
for anything. And I just I don't know, I just
really appreciated the message of like it doesn't just have
to be a guy that completes your life, like you
can fulfill like we talked about it, you know, whether
it's Jennifer Aniston or Charlie Sparren or like these wonderful
powerful women who like aren't defined by marriage or having kids.
It's like being these strong independent women that have these
(07:28):
great group group of girlfriends. I don't know, I'm just
in a real, like you know, go women mode where
I just are really yeah, not of the traveling pants,
they just ever. But I just think it's really special
to have that group of girls that you women that
you can like really depend on.
Speaker 2 (07:48):
Also, do you know there's a new.
Speaker 3 (07:49):
Sex in the City out They have the show on Max, HBO,
Max or whatever it is. They've had it for a
while and there's no there's like a new season. And
I haven't even watched any of this seasons, not.
Speaker 1 (08:01):
Doing it, not after I heard what happens in the
very first episode of the new one, Like, no, I'm
not happening.
Speaker 2 (08:07):
You really want me to tell you?
Speaker 1 (08:09):
Yeah, Big has a heart attack on the peloton.
Speaker 2 (08:12):
Oh yeah he died. I don't want that. No, I
don't tell you there.
Speaker 1 (08:17):
Shout out to Sarah Jessica Parker. But no, speaking of
Sex in the City, I get here right to London.
Adorable But like whatever Emo times last week we got
it check in, can't call you, it's late whatever. You
know you're on another continent what you weren't, But I'm
being about it, So I'm like, is there any American
(08:39):
what do we have? It was the one where she
was like breaking up with the Russian and she's like
I got slapped, and like she's like running. She goes
to her cocktail party and nobody's there because they all
left and.
Speaker 2 (08:50):
The books got a like wine stain on it. And
then Big shows up at the hotel and I'm like,
this is like me my first night in London. Like
they've always what it's been like for me in Paris
by myself.
Speaker 3 (09:02):
Oh yeah, you're a foreigner. You're by yourself on foreign soil, Karen.
I always have this dream though of maybe I'll still
do it this Eat Prey Love tour minus the like
you know, Steve can come with me. But I always
had this idea of living in another country for like
at least four months where I had doctrinate myself.
Speaker 2 (09:22):
I learned the language.
Speaker 3 (09:24):
Like when we were in Paris, there was a couple
women in the group who spoke French and I just
looked over it and I was like, God, I'm so,
I'm like I'm such a loser, Like I don't speak
another language. I do not have like that like sophisticated,
worldly like vibe. So it's like when we're sitting there
and can and she's like or Veronica, it's her name,
(09:44):
and she's like ordering the whole meal for us in French,
and I was like, so yeah, I have this like
dream of being Julia Roberts and just moving to Italy
or something for four months and doing that.
Speaker 1 (09:56):
I feel like that's why it is hard for me
to be away and be in a different country, because
I am not silky smooth out here. I have no swag,
I have no coolness. I'm like walking out like, well,
I walk into the cars here, when the backseat you
have to put you should put your seatbelt on, regardless,
I get it. But in the backseat I get in,
I'm dealing with my big bag. I'm waiting through it.
Guys like, ma'm you need to put your seatpelts on
(10:19):
back there. The call is going off and I'm like
it's been a week of me not getting this. Like
I'm walking in, I don't know how to turn the
light on. I'm like fucking falling over shit.
Speaker 2 (10:27):
I don't. It's it's only because I have no swag.
I can't handle myself. No, I just can't.
Speaker 3 (10:37):
Aaron did put on a text though, the other day
she said bloody something, and.
Speaker 2 (10:41):
I was like, whoa who's been in London? When what
else are you saying?
Speaker 3 (10:46):
It's like if you spend time in the South and
you come back and you're like, y'all, what do you
want to say when you come back?
Speaker 1 (10:51):
Freg friggin' a because it sounds better than fuck. And
I say f a lot, which I shouldn't, but they're
all like, holy frig a friggin' a. Also, I've noticed
everything is going up and my sentences like are you
having a good day? Like, and I have said to
my whole crew, I am not mocking you, but your
(11:11):
accent is terrific. So I've just started to do it.
And now they're walking around and they're going.
Speaker 2 (11:17):
Hey, y'all, hey, y'all.
Speaker 3 (11:19):
Yes, they're adopting yours, adapting yours, adopting yours. I can't
even speak English.
Speaker 1 (11:33):
I get another complaint. What do we got not about Europe?
Speaker 2 (11:37):
This is just about life.
Speaker 1 (11:38):
I saw you reach out on the podcast note section
and I was like, I'm going to say this again
because I was flipping through social media. Guys, the selfies
in the bathroom of your super cute outfit are for
the birds.
Speaker 2 (11:52):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (11:53):
I don't know if it's because Carissa, myself, Kevin Burkhardt
have talked at length about what it's like being in
a public bathroom room the fact, I'm not going to
call you thirsty, but so desperado to take a picture
of your out and here it's my out that. Do
you know how much bacteria and odors are in that place? Like,
(12:14):
get out of the public bathroom and find another, Like,
no one needs to see the skink and cop cowel
dispenser as we're getting a full length view of your
trashy outfit.
Speaker 2 (12:24):
Get out of the public restroom. It's so bizarre.
Speaker 1 (12:28):
You're that doc men your outfit in a public restroom
where people are walking around with shit on their shoes.
Speaker 2 (12:36):
I don't get it.
Speaker 1 (12:37):
I'm sorry, enough is enough? What has happened to our world?
Speaker 3 (12:42):
I just love it when you can actually see the
toilet in the background of like it could be in
their own bathroom. I'm like, I don't want to see
where you take a shit. I don't I'm not interested
in that. Go find a full if you want to
take an outfit of the day, oo TD, knock yourself out. Nick,
We'll get out of the bathroom. I know the bathroom.
Speaker 2 (13:02):
I'm with you. I'm with you, gross you and.
Speaker 1 (13:04):
I have when girls are doing it in the public,
I'm not doing it, but they're taking a photo in
the public bathroom and I'm like this.
Speaker 2 (13:12):
I can't help myself. I'm like, like she twice. It's
so weird. I don't know what that obsession is. It's
so weird. We need to really reel it in.
Speaker 3 (13:25):
Hey, speaking of reeling it in, did you see that
headline that Ryan sent us? Oh, I'll pull it up
on here on this well, sometimes we don't adhere to
the rundown, as you can tell. But it's been too
long that since we've talked to each other. We haven't
even gotten to a pregame yet. But this Turkey cracks
down on flyers who stand up too soon. As of
this month, passengers who stand before planes fully stopped maybe.
Speaker 2 (13:47):
Fined by the Turkish government. I'm with you.
Speaker 3 (13:49):
The plane, you're not stopped. You're gonna get off the plane.
You don't need to jump up. You know my feelings
on this, And how about the people that jump up?
I get again, there's a few things where going to
be repetitive on on this podcast. Treatment of flight attendants
and sit down until it's your turn.
Speaker 2 (14:07):
Okay. If I'm in one A or.
Speaker 3 (14:10):
One B or whatever at the front of the plane,
I don't need seat three creeping into my space.
Speaker 2 (14:16):
And now I'm the.
Speaker 3 (14:17):
Jerk who's got to be like, excuse me while I
pull down all the bags I had to put up
there because that was in the bullhead. How about also
when they give the flight attendant attitude about having to
put their bag up there. Hey, lady, you know that
if you're in that first seat, in the bullhead seat,
there's no you have to put everything overhead.
Speaker 2 (14:33):
Okay, it's been what it is and for years. Don't
it's the first time you've heard it. Oh I'm surprised.
Speaker 3 (14:39):
Oh stop it. And also I'm going to say this
because since we've been traveling a lot, if the TV
or your chair does it work, that is not the
flight attendant's problem. She didn't get on or whoever it is,
the steward whatever, It is not their fault that that
doesn't work. Okay, there's a different section of the airline
(15:00):
that's in charge of that, maintenance, mechanics whatever. Do not
yell at the flight attendant because your TV doesn't work.
Speaker 2 (15:07):
You'll get a few Miles.
Speaker 3 (15:08):
Look, I get it sucks, like you're paying for a seat,
you want the TV to work and it doesn't work.
Shit happens, but don't take it out on the flight attendant.
I saw this guy just absolutely go ballistic on this
poor flight attendant because the TV didn't work, and I
was like, it's not her fault that that doesn't work.
Speaker 2 (15:24):
And I just like looked at her.
Speaker 3 (15:25):
And I'm like, I'm so sorry. She's like it's fine.
I'm like I can only imagine again. We should this
podcast to just be like, you know, sponsored by any
airline because we will fully defend flight attendants. And you know,
I'm also the first to call them out because that
one really chapped my high because I also think that, like,
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if you pay for the seat, you shouldn't get a
service of some kind. But they are their first and
foremost for your safety, then for the service, not to
fix your TV or if your chair is broken, so
knock it off and put your shit overhead. Hey do
you want to say? Are you allowed to say who
you sat next to? Not? Oh?
Speaker 2 (16:04):
Oh my god? Yes? Go did I I told you? Yes?
I know, we haven't you told I didn't tell you
this part a couple days before. Did I tell you this?
Speaker 1 (16:17):
I did because I I yeah, I said it in
the chat I met Annie Murphy.
Speaker 2 (16:23):
Yes, yeah, yeah, you told us. I'm a text it.
Uh huh.
Speaker 1 (16:26):
So she was awesome and I couldn't help myself, like
I saw her a little bit at you know, the
after thing, and I was like, Okay, I'm going to
say something because like that's been you and nice thing
since that came out, like it's whatever, what a great
show that was. And I've actually started watching it again
because I saw both of them, so I stopped her.
She was lovely and fantastic, and I just I was like,
(16:47):
I have three Christmas ornaments with your face on it, Psycho.
Speaker 2 (16:50):
And I call the great.
Speaker 1 (16:54):
So then I get ready to go travel to London
and go feel bad for myself and have a couple
of not that I'm coming home whatever, been a tough week,
like what we get it, have a couple of sab
blanks in the lounge and I'm like.
Speaker 2 (17:09):
Okay, I'm doing it. I'm going whatever.
Speaker 1 (17:12):
It's going to be great and I'm trying to I
get in my seat and I'm like okay, shout.
Speaker 2 (17:17):
Out to British airways.
Speaker 1 (17:19):
Wow, what just like that was Yeah, one of the
nicest situations I've been on. And you know this girl
bitches go and I put my suitcase, try to put
it up above.
Speaker 2 (17:32):
That's so good, you remember that.
Speaker 1 (17:34):
And as I'm doing it, I kind of lose a
little bit of the arm strength that I don't have anyways,
and I look over and I'm like and then it
like hits me in the head, but not hard, but
then it's like this and I go as it's on
my my to me is on my head.
Speaker 2 (17:47):
Oh my god, I love you. I can't help myself.
You said that out loud.
Speaker 1 (17:51):
Yeah, yeah, trying to put Daniel Levy as he's trying
to put his suitcase up and mine too.
Speaker 2 (17:59):
Me's on my head.
Speaker 1 (18:00):
And then I'm like, put it up and he goes,
oh my god, thank you, and he goes, god it
there's just no overhead room. I then rip my suitcase
down from up to mine. I go, you can have
all mine and he goes, no, no, you have your
back there, and I go, no, I'll bring it down.
Speaker 2 (18:16):
Thank god. I didn't have a backpack with me. Thank God.
That's embarrassing.
Speaker 3 (18:21):
Does not want to see you a grown woman with
your backpack? Are you going to school? Or are you
going to host a game show for the Fox Studios?
Speaker 1 (18:30):
So I ripped my suitcase down and I said, I
have plenty of room, like you can use all this
and he goes, no, no, no you and I said
please please.
Speaker 2 (18:36):
I said you can have whatever you want. Did you
sit next to him? No, I was in front of him.
But he's so great. He's so great. That was the
of our conversation. And that was it. Oh but I
love it so much.
Speaker 3 (18:50):
This would be me if I was sitting in front
of him, then I'd be like I don't want to
recline my seat or.
Speaker 2 (18:55):
You couldn't tell. It was like one of those like
yeah it was great.
Speaker 1 (18:59):
House, yeah, but like I but then this was me.
It's like, listen, he's up there, like I love him.
I and my sister's like, oh my god, please become
best friends. I'm like no, like that's not happening. But
it was one of those things where I realized I'm
made and asked of myself with the two me on
(19:20):
my head, and I'm like, you can you can put
your stuff wherever you want, like I'll hold it the
whole ten hours that when we were leaving, I didn't
even want to look at him, you know, the one
I was like, oh yeah, yeah, have every time?
Speaker 3 (19:32):
Great to see it, Like, I was just like, how
about me? Who tries to make friends with anyone that's
around me? The second I sit down in the seat,
I'm looking to see if they want to start a conversation.
I'm the person that somebody hates. I'm the person you
hate that. It's like, you don't want to just sit there,
you don't want to talk to anyone, you want headphones
straight in. I'm like this where you go or not
where you're going? Obviously I know where they're going.
Speaker 2 (19:52):
But I'm like, are you going back home? Or what
are you doing there?
Speaker 3 (19:55):
Or like asking a hundred questions and they're like, shot
the fuck up, thinking how long is this light they're
asking to be They're asking the flight intendant to be
moved and pretending their TV's broken just to get away
from me. But yeah, I have who's the most famous
person you've sat next to on a plane?
Speaker 2 (20:09):
Have you had like a moment where we've.
Speaker 1 (20:12):
I think we've done this before, but I haven't really
sat next to anyone like Alessandra Ambrosio was the biggest
one I ever sat next to, But like I've been
in the areas of that, Like Daniel Levy was pretty big.
Speaker 2 (20:26):
I feel like that may be one of the biggest.
Speaker 3 (20:28):
Yeah, Belahadid was my like sat right now where We
talked about that when I was.
Speaker 2 (20:33):
Flying to New York. But yeah, it's always an interesting thing.
Speaker 3 (20:36):
When you're looking around, seeing who's around and looking around
looking around.
Speaker 1 (20:44):
Right, so great, you were saying, how you when you
get on flights you want to talk to people? Today
I was just so lonely at the nails on. I
was like dying for her to a like questions.
Speaker 2 (21:00):
I was like, so, how long have you worked here?
I was like, shut up, shut up? What are the
new spring colors?
Speaker 1 (21:08):
We have to give a shout out, so many shout
outs to our producer Ryan. First of all for doing
this on a Saturday morning. Thank you guys so much
because of the time change. But Ryan was brought up
something that the Calm Down Lovers viewers through people were
grateful for wanting to know about Lovers and fighters. They
want an update on the license and the photograph go came.
Speaker 2 (21:33):
In more hit here.
Speaker 3 (21:35):
The quick backstory is I went to the DMV because
I had to register car blah blah blah, also my license.
You know this new real I D situation. Well, yeah,
Steve had done it the week before. Never told me
that I'd have to take a picture. And so I
get there. That fucking bird is back.
Speaker 2 (21:54):
Look at that bird. Look at that bird? See got
we got it?
Speaker 1 (21:58):
Ryan, Can you quickly google birds, skylines, homes, anything we
can do.
Speaker 2 (22:08):
Hey, there should be a challenge on ninety ninety pet
That's what our challenges are. Like peck Peot's so pretty?
God damn it, you guys.
Speaker 3 (22:18):
Anybody want to weigh in on how to I don't
want to kill the bird, okay, but how I can
get this bird to stop pecking at the skylight? And
it's not like he's flying into it, because he flew
into it, he would hurt himself. He just Bryan said it.
Speaker 1 (22:34):
Territorial aggression One of the most common explanations is territorial
aggression birds, especially during the breeding season.
Speaker 2 (22:41):
It is because we got shitloaded crows.
Speaker 1 (22:43):
If anyone can come help me out with those in
the South Bay, they are extremely protected.
Speaker 2 (22:48):
Hey, do you think there's a nest up there?
Speaker 3 (22:52):
I'm going to have to build a nest somewhere else
to sleep because it's not going to be in my
bedroom because every day that thing is pecking and pecking
and pecking.
Speaker 2 (23:03):
No, it's like a little bird of some sort. I
don't know.
Speaker 3 (23:08):
Anyways, were okay, Well it's as bad as my attitude
about the bird. So backstory is, I have to go
to the DMV. It is not brought to my attention
that I need to take a new picture, because all
I think I have to do is get this real ID.
We'll just roll the old picture over. Okay, it's not
that I'm going I'm checking out. The guy didn't say
(23:31):
anything about a picture. I go, no makeup, hairback, I'm
in a tight ice sweatshirt, just Hag Haggard and Sammy Hagar.
And then at the last second he goes go over
and take a picture, and I was like what. So
I run out to my car, scrounging around from makeup,
trying to put myself together because as we all know,
the goddamn license picture is stuck with you forever. Guy
(23:54):
doesn't given. I come back in. I rub chapstick on
my cheeks. I'm trying to do something thank god. I
have tattooed lipstick, and I'm trying to do something to
make myself not look dead. And now I'm standing there
and the guy who's taking the picture just goes step
up and I put my feet where my feet are,
snaps the picture. I'm not even ready, there's no three
to two. One, just snaps it and I go, can
(24:16):
I see what it looks like? He goes, no, you'll
get it in two weeks.
Speaker 2 (24:19):
Not nice. Well two weeks is here and this is
the picture. Look at this? Are you insane? First of
you look great? Look at that.
Speaker 3 (24:31):
Look at the hair, the roots, the hair. I have
no makeup on? And why is it so close? Why
is it so close?
Speaker 2 (24:39):
Why is this that's what mine looks like? Why why
does it have to be so close? I look insane?
You're this way.
Speaker 3 (24:49):
I would have put a lot more effort into it
had I known there was going to be a picture.
And I here's an appoint and I'm wearing a stupid
tied I sweatshirt. You can't tell that who I was
looking at. They're gonna look at your glorious eyes, glorious eyes,
bloody beautiful eyes.
Speaker 2 (25:09):
Yeah, being too hard on yourself. I'm going back. I'm
going back. Its full jowls. Well they're in there.
Speaker 3 (25:17):
It's that we're going to go back. I'm going back.
God damn right, I am. And I'm going to back.
I'm gonna flirt with someone at the pictures and ask
them I'm going full makeup, full hair, I don't care,
Tammy Faye Baker, and I am going to have a
great picture. If they said you're not allowed to, I'm
gonna slip someone of the DMV money.
Speaker 2 (25:37):
No, I'm kidding. You're not allowed to do that. Can
you do that?
Speaker 3 (25:40):
It's like trying to get a table with the hostess.
Slip you one hundred bucks. Let me move to the
front of the line. So AnyWho, that's the update. There
oh remaining topics. Aaron fight with kid at park. No,
this wasn't a fight. We talked about our note section
and how we wrote down a couple of things. I yeah,
(26:02):
I had had a situation where, you know, we went
and we took Mack to the park.
Speaker 1 (26:07):
He's almost two. He's crushing. He's like all over the
map and sometimes it's your usual handsum around too, and
we were trying to just watch him and make sure
he's away from the big kids if like they're being
you know, like if they're kind of just running around
because they're bigger.
Speaker 2 (26:24):
And this one big kid was kind of.
Speaker 1 (26:27):
Like all up in his business and coming down fast
off the slides and I was like, hey, buddy, hold
on one secon let me get this guy off. And
he's like, well, I'm bigger, and I was like, yeah,
you are, he's little.
Speaker 2 (26:37):
Let me move him. And he goes.
Speaker 1 (26:38):
And then he walked up in mac space and just
went raw and I was like hey, hey, and Jared goes,
where's your dad? And I was like, okay, you know what,
We're good. And then he's like I'm bigger and I
was like, amazing, I'm bigger than you.
Speaker 2 (26:52):
It's time to move on. And I just looked at
Jarrett and I go, this is two years old.
Speaker 1 (26:56):
Imagine when we're in like the stands for a football
game or a song like this is bad. I don't
know how your kid's father are so glad he's not around.
Speaker 3 (27:06):
I'm like, okay, I'm also I don't know how you
show restraint when it comes to that, because I got
no problem disciplining other people's kids.
Speaker 2 (27:15):
I was like you're right.
Speaker 1 (27:18):
Yeah, see me do it at all, not in a
bad way at all, Not my kid, but others.
Speaker 2 (27:22):
Yeah no.
Speaker 3 (27:23):
And and if someone has a problem with it, then
the parent can say something to me. Because if you're
an a house, it's gone to my driver's license. Yeah,
inquiry here. If you're in my house, you're going to
act a certain way. And if you don't want to
act a certain way, well then you can leave the house.
Because I'm not.
Speaker 2 (27:41):
Okay with that.
Speaker 3 (27:41):
I think about the things and the way that I
if I had even dreamed of acting that way as
a child.
Speaker 2 (27:48):
My dad's head.
Speaker 3 (27:50):
My dad gives me a look still to this day,
I'm forty three years old, and if he gives me
the look, I'm like terrified of it. It's about respect
and these kids, and I do not want to speak.
I am not a parent, so I am only going
to speak from my own experience as being a child
or when I was a nanny or whatever. Like, there
is a real lack of respect sometimes. And lo there's
(28:12):
you give a little leeway because like kids are kids,
and there's a learning curve and stuff. But at some point,
if I've told you something and I've given you a warning,
and now you're going to do it again. Now we're
going to have a problem. Okay, No, I got no talngued.
There's a There's probably a good reason that I'm not
a parent, because it would be I just, I very
much would be the disciplinarian and Steve would be like hey,
(28:33):
in inside giving.
Speaker 2 (28:34):
The kid cookies.
Speaker 3 (28:35):
And I'd be like Steve when I would get in
a huge fights, stop giving the kid cookies.
Speaker 2 (28:39):
He's acted up. No, not on my watch. I got
his bird. I got er.
Speaker 3 (28:43):
It's about to get some discipline from me out there.
This is gonna be me like like a twitch from
the pecking Oh. I can see it happening. We have
a couple of minutes left.
Speaker 1 (28:55):
And we have also had some people asking about the
amazing concert you held at the Ruby Ranch. Oh yeah,
it so as we've talked about, hosting is not my forte.
It's something I'm not good at it. I want to
be good at it, but I'm just I'm not there yet.
But I had my family when they came here, I'm like,
what am I going to do? Because once you're at
(29:16):
the ranch, you ain't going anywhere like you are here.
There's the closest town is like forty five minutes away.
It's not like, hey, we're going to go you know,
just bop into town. No, this is the town and
you better find some shit to do. So I had
the brilliant idea with my whole family's here. I'm like,
I'm going to throw a concert. Our family loves music. Well, sweet,
I don't have a stage for a concert. So I
(29:37):
had a stage built. So I'm like, all right, this
can also double as a driving range. Fine, but had
this awesome band come in and brought in a huge
generator and had a concert. And now I think that
I am selling tickets like at Stagecoach because I want
to have anybody that's in the central California area.
Speaker 3 (29:55):
First Steve was like, we should not say that we
are in central California. I was like, it's already out there.
Speaker 2 (30:00):
Okay, we're in.
Speaker 3 (30:00):
If you can find us, great, come on over and
bring a band, because I want to have like when
I you and Jerick come, I want to have I
love live entertainment, and so anybody that wants to perform
at Ruby Ranch please submit a Blake Shelton, I mean,
anyone Morgan Wallin. I just love and the setting is
so great. So yeah, and then also people have been
(30:22):
asking like, can you rent the ranch? Not yet because
I just people are maybe you fall in a hole
and that freaking rattlesnake comes over and bites you.
Speaker 2 (30:31):
Now I'm in trouble.
Speaker 3 (30:33):
So at this point, no, it's not open to the public,
but I am. I think I'm getting better at hosting.
I hosted Sarah and her family so good. Now I'm
trying to, you know, because what's the point of having
this place if, like I can't share it. But I also,
uh yeah, I love concerts, So anybody that wants to
perform at Ruby Ranch, please DM me because I'll fly
(30:55):
you out here, even if it's just for Steve and
I just Steve and I listening to the band right there.
Speaker 2 (30:59):
But yeah, it's a lot of fun.
Speaker 3 (31:01):
It's like the best time of hear here, which I'm
kind of sad I'm not gonna be here all of June,
but I digress.
Speaker 2 (31:05):
I know I miss you so much. I'm as sociated
of you. I know you're doing you.
Speaker 3 (31:12):
Your butt over there, but I'm going to see you
in a couple of weeks, I know. And to all
the calm down listeners. Yes, we are back together and
it feels so good.
Speaker 2 (31:22):
Thank you for sticking with us. I love you.
Speaker 3 (31:24):
A good.
Speaker 2 (31:27):
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