July 16, 2025 • 22 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Welcome to Can'tfley Reckless, the production of iHeart Radio and
the Black Effects, And just like that, we're back with
yet another carefully reckless episode with your girl jess hilarious
(00:20):
and my guy oh Ship and my girls saying, I'm
gonna say my little guy Patrick, my little guy Patrick.
Speaker 2 (00:28):
Too far?
Speaker 3 (00:29):
Excuse me?
Speaker 1 (00:34):
First of all, a clown. She's a clown. I look
like easy today because Yo, my gosh, I overslapp an
hands how to put my wig on. So I got
these little Jerry curls popping out the side of my feet,
just like Easy.
Speaker 3 (00:49):
So guess it's just like I'm calling it. But don't
play with me because I'm still a bad bitch. Don't
fuck shot.
Speaker 1 (00:57):
I look like cheezy, don't please man. All right, what
I'll be doing, I'll be fixing mess. And we don't
have any voice notes this episode. We're gonna jump straight in.
Hello Jessica. First of all, I hate when people call
me Jessica and you don't know me, like, don't call me. Now,
I understand what Karsha was saying. She's like, y'all, don't
get to call me Karsha, don't don't call me that.
Speaker 2 (01:18):
But not.
Speaker 3 (01:19):
Everyone's calling me Miami, I.
Speaker 1 (01:20):
Know, thanks to Santana, since Santana was the first one
to call her Karsha like that I actually heard it.
Speaker 3 (01:26):
I don't like her name. You don't like Kresha. No, well,
this sounds like a creature.
Speaker 2 (01:35):
That.
Speaker 4 (01:37):
This reminds me of what was the girl?
Speaker 3 (01:42):
What was her name? Yeah? Or what was her name
in Little Mermaid? I don't know. I don't even know
a Little Mermaid name. What's what's the little Murmaid? Who
was the villain? What was her name? Oh? Ursula? Yeah,
reminds me of Ursula and Karsha, I don't know.
Speaker 1 (02:01):
Just telling one of the girls at the shop who'll
be doing breeze and she got long as nails? Yes,
Like when I think of think of like should ain't
I like, it's just like one of those homegirls.
Speaker 3 (02:10):
I don't like it, like you that girl hood you.
Speaker 1 (02:14):
I was that courage to get my hair barded last night, right,
like like one of those Yeah I should.
Speaker 3 (02:18):
Have done better. Oh my god, I don't care anyway.
I know you don't because you're pregnant.
Speaker 1 (02:23):
Jesus, you don't spend nobody saying that about me when
I'm pregnant.
Speaker 3 (02:28):
You can make fun of my name too, and yes
they might.
Speaker 1 (02:32):
Make fun of the fucking Taylor, Like Taylor is just
as cookie cutter as it gets, and she is very universal.
It's it's for a woman or a man or a clown.
So let's just go straight out because I know a
clown named Taylor, real big white girl.
Speaker 3 (02:49):
So yeah, Taylor Swift. Yes, oh my guss, Like now
I love Taylor stuff. I love that, but I do.
Speaker 1 (02:55):
Yeah, I went to school with a high school. I
went to high school with this white girl named Taylor.
Speaker 3 (02:59):
She's a clown. She was Yi is fun Shane thinks
she was.
Speaker 1 (03:02):
But when anytime you say some ship like you're one
of the good ones, like I wish all black people
were like.
Speaker 3 (03:06):
You, you're still fucking racist idiot.
Speaker 1 (03:09):
Like I've never talked to that, bitch your dad to that,
Like tell me on one of the good ones, bitch,
excuse me, I look.
Speaker 3 (03:15):
Like that's not funny as hell. Yeah, she had clown
out and she will ever be a clown.
Speaker 4 (03:20):
For that's crazy. I remember coming to a white school
and you did. In elementary school. I remember the white
girls like what yo, Yeah, they wanted to like we
want like a cool like hood name whatever like that,
Like they wanted like a name, they wanted to be
(03:42):
called that.
Speaker 3 (03:43):
Oh no, the white girls wanted ghetto names. What okay,
so you you're a high school, this is high.
Speaker 4 (03:50):
School, middle school, this is elementary school and the elementary
and they wanted to be krisham.
Speaker 2 (04:00):
No.
Speaker 4 (04:01):
But you know what, I ain't shit either, because I
gave them like, all right, you're gonna beat, You're gonna
be yo.
Speaker 1 (04:08):
You gave them ghetto names, and they probably felt so
liberated they did Oh my god, why did I do that?
Imagine them going home to their parents like Mom, I'm
not kiddy, I'm Kenisha. I'm like I'm talking you out
of that school. Yeah, they were so happy about it.
Speaker 2 (04:29):
I know.
Speaker 1 (04:30):
I bet they have all them born ass names over there,
and then their last names be stupid and ship. Some
of the white people got the craziest trench ball What
the fuck is up? Uh Zelenski or Romanski or like
I like Johnston Williams, Jackson Lewis, you know, mister Moore
(04:51):
not mister Copenhanger, you know what I'm saying, or mister
Meyer Village, Like why the fuck do we have these
Pepperich farm names for these fucking teachers.
Speaker 3 (05:01):
I don't know, but either.
Speaker 1 (05:02):
Way, that ain't our problem. We got we got real
nice names. Yeah, I think black people even had better diseases.
But I think, yes, I think black people have better
diseases because.
Speaker 3 (05:14):
Like, all right, you think this is right?
Speaker 1 (05:16):
Do you know how white people have Alzheimer's Okay, yeah,
and then black people have dementia? Now listen, oh yeah,
both of them. Okay, just listen, hear me out. Black
and brown people have dementia and white people have Alzheimer's.
Speaker 3 (05:27):
Both of them helps you forget. I mean, you know it.
Speaker 1 (05:30):
You forget, you get stuck in different time labs and
time zones or whatever of your life. Right, But one
thing about a black person with dementia, they forgot. But
him me a second. I hope, bitch, now I remember.
You know what I'm saying, because the memory come back.
It's like I forgot, how the U they go there?
Go not remember, bitch on that ass. But with Alzheimer's,
(05:51):
want you forget, get done?
Speaker 3 (05:52):
Get done? Isn't that different levels of dementia? Don't they
be seeing stuff too? Though? Yeah? I'm talking about leading up.
Speaker 4 (05:58):
Okay, yeah, could your grandma had dementia, and my grandma
had saying yeah, she was talking to Obama and she.
Speaker 1 (06:07):
Probably really was telepathically iceing. You know what I'm saying,
that's a superpower, gotcha.
Speaker 3 (06:13):
Yep.
Speaker 1 (06:14):
So that that's how I feel with allzheimerss and girl
liss and no white people will be like fuck all, y'all,
I forgot, don't touch me and I'm a little shaky.
Speaker 3 (06:23):
So move yeah, like in the notebook, have Alzheimer's. Yes,
it's not time, it's zime.
Speaker 4 (06:29):
Yeah, that's note I went to Alzheimer's.
Speaker 1 (06:33):
Please don't it's all zimer from this day going forward,
A l z H E I M E R. This
is a posture, AZ. That's white people see dementia. Don't
dementia even sound like a bitch name. Don't don't sound
like we went to school with a dementia like min
she what's up?
Speaker 3 (06:52):
Like you know what I'm saying? Yes, like or you
know you should do that with them or they or
I don't know how it's gonna work. Show.
Speaker 4 (07:03):
I saw clar one time, these two guys naming like
things in a kitchen that sound like a name. Like
someone was like, y'all about to go grab a cabinet, but.
Speaker 3 (07:13):
It's cabinet that had hold up. Hold up.
Speaker 1 (07:17):
I know this shit getting good, but listen to just
a couple seconds of a commercial. If you love me,
you'll listen, but if you think about it, I just
feel like dementia has swag and th has none. But
I'm sorry to both communities if y'all get mad, but
y'all gonna.
Speaker 3 (07:33):
Forget by tomorrow. Shut ups. Fine. So anyway, Hi.
Speaker 1 (07:38):
Jess, So I put myself in a bad situation about
two weeks ago. I went to a party with one
of my friends out of town and had a ball.
I ended up running into an old guy friend and
we ended up partying all night. I ended up running
into an old guy friend, okay, because I don't like
the way I separated at But I'm trying to read
and I'm struggling because y'all don't know how to punctuate things.
(08:01):
A few drinks led to another and we slept together. Okay,
all right, cool, all right, that happens sometimes. Little one night, Stanzy, Jess,
I have a nigga. Oh why, shaking my head? I
feel like shit and honestly scared on how to tell
him ooh. I was trying to figure out how to
tell him, but I end up saying fuck it. Me
(08:22):
and my nigga just got back in a great place
and this would set us back so far again. I
was gonna take it to the grave until yesterday when
a guy from the party started following me on Instagram
and liking all my pictures.
Speaker 3 (08:33):
Oh shit.
Speaker 1 (08:34):
I took this as a sign and I feel nothing
but absolute guilt.
Speaker 3 (08:39):
So I plan on telling my boyfriend.
Speaker 1 (08:43):
I don't know how or have any specific plan on
how I'm gonna do that, because there's really no excuse
for cheating. He did not deserve this and doesn't deserve
to be with someone who just can't tell him the
truth no matter how hard it is. I'm not sure
if you will read this or not, but I would
love some feedback on this, and I will be sure
to follow up after I tell him. So she wants
(09:04):
to tell her boyfriend that she cheated. It was a
drunken night, she went out to a bar, and and
the thing is, this ain't no change. It's one of
her old friends. So she with her boyfriend. Yeah, she
absolutely want to be word boyfriend, and they already had
problems and they was having turmoil because she said they're
just back, they're just getting back in a good place,
and this will set them so far back again.
Speaker 3 (09:26):
So bitch, what did you do before?
Speaker 1 (09:28):
Because she said he don't even deserve this, So she's
the one that fucked up before too, got to read
the context. So what I'm telling him, don't tell them,
but she's telling us what if he listens? Fuck right,
he wouldn't, I mean, because yeah, I don't. He doesn't
know her name, she didn't say where they were from. Yeah, okay, okay, okay,
all right, so she wouldn't get caught. But fuck, that's crazy,
(09:51):
you know because even if she don't sell them, thought Taylor, man,
you're a little different. If she don't tell them that,
she's gonna eat her up.
Speaker 3 (10:00):
And this, she's probably gonna dive guilt.
Speaker 1 (10:03):
But I'm just saying, like, but it was a friend, Yeah,
it was an old friend. Yes, this is the person
ended up running into an old guy friend and we
ended up we ended up partying all night.
Speaker 3 (10:16):
A few drinks led to other other things, and then
we slept together.
Speaker 1 (10:21):
Oh ship, So you went to this nigga house or
we went to your house and we were just gonna
paint the picture, like you went home and.
Speaker 4 (10:29):
Then your husband or my boyfriend.
Speaker 3 (10:34):
Out, Like where were you at? Right? Yeah, so what
did you tell them? Exactly on my phone died?
Speaker 1 (10:44):
Or she's notorious for doing ship like this then because
they just got back, I'm not going past that. I'm
not getting past that part, like they just they had
other issues.
Speaker 3 (10:56):
Yeah, yeah, of her.
Speaker 1 (10:59):
I think she's just telling them because obviously she is
the type of person that that she can't help her
fucking self. How then she feels she ain't even saying.
She just said, I have a nigga shaking my head.
Speaker 3 (11:11):
He don't break up with her.
Speaker 1 (11:12):
He's definitely gonna break up with her, and she should
be broken up with I think she got it's something
going on with her, ye, like it's something on good,
it's something going on with her.
Speaker 3 (11:20):
Either it's something going on with her or.
Speaker 1 (11:24):
She's just not ready to be monogamous yet, like she's
not ready, like she obviously probably still young and shit,
you know. But yeah, And she wrote this to me
two weeks later because she said, about two weeks ago,
I went to a party with one of my one
of my friends out of town. Oh out of town
and had a ball. I skipped over that part she
went out of town. So not times out of ten
(11:47):
it was a whole friend that she went with or
a single friend. I ain't gonna just call a bit
your whole, but well, bit you all because you know,
I got a nigga and you you know what I'm saying,
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (11:55):
I can't say that by he might be cheating on
her too.
Speaker 1 (12:00):
The guy, but she said he don't deserve this, and
he damn sure don't deserve to be with somebody who
won't tell him the truth no matter how hard it is.
Speaker 3 (12:09):
So she been the one playing this nigga. Yeah, I
mean he's not getting his look back. You mean that,
but we're not gonna go that fall tailor.
Speaker 4 (12:15):
I'm just saying he's gonna break up with you. This
is like, yeah, you did this again, and y'all try
and work through it.
Speaker 3 (12:24):
I'll break up with you. Yeah, I will leave you too, bitch.
Speaker 4 (12:29):
Yeah, like and then just go be single because you
clearly said when a party and everything else like that,
And I say, you can't party when you're in a relationship,
But what's it You're going on a See this is
why niggas be scared of certain ship too.
Speaker 3 (12:47):
Like if they got to know their type of girl with.
Speaker 1 (12:49):
Them, Yeah, yeah, and then they're just reconciling that they're
just getting over some ship.
Speaker 4 (12:56):
If you want the relationship broken up, don't tell him
or tell him.
Speaker 3 (13:02):
If you don't, don't tell him. That's my advice.
Speaker 1 (13:05):
Yeah, she's feeling guilty, so it looks like she's gonna
get broken up with because she gonna tell him. She
wants to tell him. I respect her wanting to tell him, though,
I'm like, all right.
Speaker 3 (13:15):
Tell him, yeah, because that's like, then.
Speaker 1 (13:17):
You're also teaching them who you're with too, you know
what I'm saying, You're teaching them more about yourself, Like,
and then you ain't no stranger to cheating. And the
craziest thing to me is it's an old friend. You've
been wanting to fuck this nigga? Yeah, like they like
this sat a stranger.
Speaker 3 (13:34):
That's that's crazy.
Speaker 1 (13:35):
Now, stranger would honestly make it worse, but well, it
is what it is. But I'm just saying, like, you
didn't just meet somebody out of town. You ran into
somebody that you know, y'all ended up drinking and you
just like, fuck your nigga. You was like, man, fuck him,
and you just cheated with this person.
Speaker 3 (13:52):
That you need. Maybe he's too much of a nice guy.
Speaker 1 (13:56):
Yeah, I feel like he gets walked all over. If
you love me, you'll listen to this commercial and then
we'll be right back. I wondered, all right, So say
if she do tell him? Does she does she tell him?
Did she tell him that it was one.
Speaker 3 (14:10):
Of her old friends?
Speaker 5 (14:11):
That makes it worse, so you would say it was
a stranger, moved the mic away.
Speaker 3 (14:23):
You know what I'm eating? And she always gets like
all right because they don't want to hear it. But no,
I mean this.
Speaker 4 (14:32):
If he's a guy that's like wanting details and details,
I guess, but I don't know, Like I just feel like.
Speaker 3 (14:42):
Whatever if she tells.
Speaker 4 (14:43):
Him she's gonna be single, m I don't think amaded
that she says it's a stranger or not.
Speaker 3 (14:50):
Yeah, Like it's not want to say, oh, you're drunk,
because it's like, yeah.
Speaker 1 (14:55):
Get that drunk when you're drunk, So I only want
you to drink. If I'm gonna be in this relationship
with you, you're not allowed to drink. But then it's like,
who are you to tell somebody can't drink. So, yeah,
she don't need to be in a relationship, and he
deserves it better. Yeah, he definitely deserves better. He don't, Yeah,
he does. So I'm sorry, baby girl, but your is
(15:17):
gonna get left.
Speaker 3 (15:19):
I don't have sorry, I mean, I don't have sympathy
for your ass.
Speaker 1 (15:22):
But have you ever gone through that before, got drunk
and then just yeah you never got drunk and just
fuck somebody while using a relationship?
Speaker 4 (15:31):
Yeah, Like, I mean, I don't know if that makes
you words like.
Speaker 3 (15:33):
I was was souber.
Speaker 4 (15:35):
I never like when I cheated though, it wasn't a
fuck though, it was like I kissed her again, I
haven't cheated since.
Speaker 3 (15:42):
No, because you said you was gay. No, I didn't
say her. You did you say I kissed her? You
can rewind it. They heard it. They're gonna rewind it.
Speaker 4 (15:53):
My I had a speech impediment and my hurt sometimes
come by together.
Speaker 1 (15:56):
It wasn't like that, Okay, First of all, a victim,
I have a speech impediment, So making fun of you
for that, like nobody making fun like all right, I
can't really read like all right, so what the fuck?
Speaker 3 (16:11):
No?
Speaker 4 (16:11):
Well, if I did sit here I met him. But
what they cheated though? It was back in height, like
I haven't.
Speaker 1 (16:18):
Yet you been like you never Yeah, okay, yeah you
just kissed somebody and cheated on them like it wasn't okay?
But but what No, what's your model? You always say
if you're cheating, is cheating? Nothing is better than I
think it is. No, that's no, that was cheating.
Speaker 3 (16:35):
What I did? I know, yeah, but like I would rather.
Speaker 1 (16:40):
That level of cheating than for you to get drunk
and just fuck a nigga that you know.
Speaker 4 (16:46):
Also when it comes to cheating too, is I feel
like it's a build up because yeah, I was emotionally
in sense cheating too though I was talking to the
other guy more than how old were you?
Speaker 3 (16:56):
I was seventeen? Oh yeah, okay, so you're seventeen.
Speaker 4 (17:00):
Yeah there was There was times when I was in
relationship when I got a little bit older and it
was close to like something physical cheat like I was,
but nothing I stopped it or whatever for it to
get that far.
Speaker 3 (17:13):
But I said, she's going to ask because cheating on me?
So many times? Have you been cheated on? It? Like
in every except this one?
Speaker 1 (17:22):
Or was like what I don't know because you have
a lot of relationships, have you?
Speaker 4 (17:30):
Since I moved to New York, I've been in four
five relationships, Okay.
Speaker 2 (17:36):
But.
Speaker 4 (17:39):
I don't know. I only know that one time I
got cheated on. Maybe I probably got cheosed on. I
would say two times that I know of, But the
second time I didn't, like really no, but I'm sure
no he did. Were you able to prove it was agitation?
(18:00):
He was what a bitch ass HATI mm hmm.
Speaker 3 (18:04):
Were you able to prove it? Or you just think
he did? Like you just know he did?
Speaker 4 (18:09):
No I could tell because my pH was thrown off.
Speaker 3 (18:14):
Oh I got you, I got you. I've been through
that too, for sure. For sure I've been through that
as well. Like no, nigga noo when I tell.
Speaker 1 (18:24):
You, I'm only fucking you dumby and sorry, know what's
up now?
Speaker 4 (18:27):
Like till this day, this is probably nine years ago. Yeah,
he was on fire too, just sip and watch period.
Speaker 3 (18:38):
I have the.
Speaker 4 (18:39):
Most hatred with him versus with any than any of
my Yeah, because that's.
Speaker 3 (18:49):
Different level.
Speaker 1 (18:50):
Yeah, that's what I mean by levels, not saying that
one level of cheating is better than the other. But
there are certainly levels and that ship that'll make you
want to kill a nigga. Yeah, Like I wish nothing
good to you, like I wish nothing good comes to
you at all. I don't wish bad, but I don't
wish nothing good to hand to you because you don't
know what the fuck you could have gave me. By
(19:11):
the grace of God, it was get rid ofable nigga,
but you fucking you could. That's how people people just yeah,
but that's a whole other thing with Haitians. Now, it's
only like two Haitians I.
Speaker 3 (19:24):
Like because of that nigga.
Speaker 2 (19:26):
That one nigga.
Speaker 3 (19:27):
I don't like Haitian. Oh man, that sounds so bad.
Speaker 4 (19:30):
Like is like, I just if I find out he's
a Haitian, Like.
Speaker 1 (19:35):
I'm good, damn So what if? So what if?
Speaker 3 (19:39):
Do you have the baby? Right? Shut up?
Speaker 1 (19:41):
He's not happy, Like, no, I'm.
Speaker 3 (19:47):
A little bit yea. Now, I didn't want to tell
you because I know what you've been through.
Speaker 1 (19:53):
But but yeah, dumb, but yes, what if he just
say that like I'm a little bit of Haitian.
Speaker 3 (20:07):
I'm sorry.
Speaker 1 (20:08):
I know I should have been told you, but I
just know what you've been through, and I was scared
to tell you, but now we got a little baby Haitian.
Speaker 3 (20:16):
Like, so, now what he's too I skinned to be?
Speaker 2 (20:21):
What? Right?
Speaker 3 (20:23):
What does that mean? I'm saying more so because he's
more white in him than because I know like skin Haitians.
That's for Haitian.
Speaker 4 (20:29):
No, no, no, like, but no, he's he is whiting him
more than any other type of African.
Speaker 3 (20:40):
Don't try sandwich. I don't want it.
Speaker 1 (20:43):
I know you don't. And just like that, we've come
to the end of yet another uh carefully reckless podcast
with your girl Just Hilarious and your girl Tailor. Y'all
say bye to Tailor and Taylor say bye to them,
see you, and we're gonna see y'all next week.
Speaker 2 (20:56):
Peace Ta.
Speaker 3 (22:07):
Can't.
Speaker 1 (22:07):
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the Black Effects, And just like that, we're back with
yet another carefully reckless episode with your girl jess hilarious
(00:20):
and my guy oh Ship and my girls saying, I'm
gonna say my little guy Patrick, my little guy Patrick.
Speaker 2 (00:28):
Too far?
Speaker 3 (00:29):
Excuse me?
Speaker 1 (00:34):
First of all, a clown. She's a clown. I look
like easy today because Yo, my gosh, I overslapp an
hands how to put my wig on. So I got
these little Jerry curls popping out the side of my feet,
just like Easy.
Speaker 3 (00:49):
So guess it's just like I'm calling it. But don't
play with me because I'm still a bad bitch. Don't
fuck shot.
Speaker 1 (00:57):
I look like cheezy, don't please man. All right, what
I'll be doing, I'll be fixing mess. And we don't
have any voice notes this episode. We're gonna jump straight in.
Hello Jessica. First of all, I hate when people call
me Jessica and you don't know me, like, don't call me. Now,
I understand what Karsha was saying. She's like, y'all, don't
get to call me Karsha, don't don't call me that.
Speaker 2 (01:18):
But not.
Speaker 3 (01:19):
Everyone's calling me Miami, I.
Speaker 1 (01:20):
Know, thanks to Santana, since Santana was the first one
to call her Karsha like that I actually heard it.
Speaker 3 (01:26):
I don't like her name. You don't like Kresha. No, well,
this sounds like a creature.
Speaker 2 (01:35):
That.
Speaker 4 (01:37):
This reminds me of what was the girl?
Speaker 3 (01:42):
What was her name? Yeah? Or what was her name
in Little Mermaid? I don't know. I don't even know
a Little Mermaid name. What's what's the little Murmaid? Who
was the villain? What was her name? Oh? Ursula? Yeah,
reminds me of Ursula and Karsha, I don't know.
Speaker 1 (02:01):
Just telling one of the girls at the shop who'll
be doing breeze and she got long as nails? Yes,
Like when I think of think of like should ain't
I like, it's just like one of those homegirls.
Speaker 3 (02:10):
I don't like it, like you that girl hood you.
Speaker 1 (02:14):
I was that courage to get my hair barded last night, right,
like like one of those Yeah I should.
Speaker 3 (02:18):
Have done better. Oh my god, I don't care anyway.
I know you don't because you're pregnant.
Speaker 1 (02:23):
Jesus, you don't spend nobody saying that about me when
I'm pregnant.
Speaker 3 (02:28):
You can make fun of my name too, and yes
they might.
Speaker 1 (02:32):
Make fun of the fucking Taylor, Like Taylor is just
as cookie cutter as it gets, and she is very universal.
It's it's for a woman or a man or a clown.
So let's just go straight out because I know a
clown named Taylor, real big white girl.
Speaker 3 (02:49):
So yeah, Taylor Swift. Yes, oh my guss, Like now
I love Taylor stuff. I love that, but I do.
Speaker 1 (02:55):
Yeah, I went to school with a high school. I
went to high school with this white girl named Taylor.
Speaker 3 (02:59):
She's a clown. She was Yi is fun Shane thinks
she was.
Speaker 1 (03:02):
But when anytime you say some ship like you're one
of the good ones, like I wish all black people
were like.
Speaker 3 (03:06):
You, you're still fucking racist idiot.
Speaker 1 (03:09):
Like I've never talked to that, bitch your dad to that,
Like tell me on one of the good ones, bitch,
excuse me, I look.
Speaker 3 (03:15):
Like that's not funny as hell. Yeah, she had clown
out and she will ever be a clown.
Speaker 4 (03:20):
For that's crazy. I remember coming to a white school
and you did. In elementary school. I remember the white
girls like what yo, Yeah, they wanted to like we
want like a cool like hood name whatever like that,
Like they wanted like a name, they wanted to be
(03:42):
called that.
Speaker 3 (03:43):
Oh no, the white girls wanted ghetto names. What okay,
so you you're a high school, this is high.
Speaker 4 (03:50):
School, middle school, this is elementary school and the elementary
and they wanted to be krisham.
Speaker 2 (04:00):
No.
Speaker 4 (04:01):
But you know what, I ain't shit either, because I
gave them like, all right, you're gonna beat, You're gonna
be yo.
Speaker 1 (04:08):
You gave them ghetto names, and they probably felt so
liberated they did Oh my god, why did I do that?
Imagine them going home to their parents like Mom, I'm
not kiddy, I'm Kenisha. I'm like I'm talking you out
of that school. Yeah, they were so happy about it.
Speaker 2 (04:29):
I know.
Speaker 1 (04:30):
I bet they have all them born ass names over there,
and then their last names be stupid and ship. Some
of the white people got the craziest trench ball What
the fuck is up? Uh Zelenski or Romanski or like
I like Johnston Williams, Jackson Lewis, you know, mister Moore
(04:51):
not mister Copenhanger, you know what I'm saying, or mister
Meyer Village, Like why the fuck do we have these
Pepperich farm names for these fucking teachers.
Speaker 3 (05:01):
I don't know, but either.
Speaker 1 (05:02):
Way, that ain't our problem. We got we got real
nice names. Yeah, I think black people even had better diseases.
But I think, yes, I think black people have better
diseases because.
Speaker 3 (05:14):
Like, all right, you think this is right?
Speaker 1 (05:16):
Do you know how white people have Alzheimer's Okay, yeah,
and then black people have dementia? Now listen, oh yeah,
both of them. Okay, just listen, hear me out. Black
and brown people have dementia and white people have Alzheimer's.
Speaker 3 (05:27):
Both of them helps you forget. I mean, you know it.
Speaker 1 (05:30):
You forget, you get stuck in different time labs and
time zones or whatever of your life. Right, But one
thing about a black person with dementia, they forgot. But
him me a second. I hope, bitch, now I remember.
You know what I'm saying, because the memory come back.
It's like I forgot, how the U they go there?
Go not remember, bitch on that ass. But with Alzheimer's,
(05:51):
want you forget, get done?
Speaker 3 (05:52):
Get done? Isn't that different levels of dementia? Don't they
be seeing stuff too? Though? Yeah? I'm talking about leading up.
Speaker 4 (05:58):
Okay, yeah, could your grandma had dementia, and my grandma
had saying yeah, she was talking to Obama and she.
Speaker 1 (06:07):
Probably really was telepathically iceing. You know what I'm saying,
that's a superpower, gotcha.
Speaker 3 (06:13):
Yep.
Speaker 1 (06:14):
So that that's how I feel with allzheimerss and girl
liss and no white people will be like fuck all, y'all,
I forgot, don't touch me and I'm a little shaky.
Speaker 3 (06:23):
So move yeah, like in the notebook, have Alzheimer's. Yes,
it's not time, it's zime.
Speaker 4 (06:29):
Yeah, that's note I went to Alzheimer's.
Speaker 1 (06:33):
Please don't it's all zimer from this day going forward,
A l z H E I M E R. This
is a posture, AZ. That's white people see dementia. Don't
dementia even sound like a bitch name. Don't don't sound
like we went to school with a dementia like min
she what's up?
Speaker 3 (06:52):
Like you know what I'm saying? Yes, like or you
know you should do that with them or they or
I don't know how it's gonna work. Show.
Speaker 4 (07:03):
I saw clar one time, these two guys naming like
things in a kitchen that sound like a name. Like
someone was like, y'all about to go grab a cabinet, but.
Speaker 3 (07:13):
It's cabinet that had hold up. Hold up.
Speaker 1 (07:17):
I know this shit getting good, but listen to just
a couple seconds of a commercial. If you love me,
you'll listen, but if you think about it, I just
feel like dementia has swag and th has none. But
I'm sorry to both communities if y'all get mad, but
y'all gonna.
Speaker 3 (07:33):
Forget by tomorrow. Shut ups. Fine. So anyway, Hi.
Speaker 1 (07:38):
Jess, So I put myself in a bad situation about
two weeks ago. I went to a party with one
of my friends out of town and had a ball.
I ended up running into an old guy friend and
we ended up partying all night. I ended up running
into an old guy friend, okay, because I don't like
the way I separated at But I'm trying to read
and I'm struggling because y'all don't know how to punctuate things.
(08:01):
A few drinks led to another and we slept together. Okay,
all right, cool, all right, that happens sometimes. Little one night, Stanzy, Jess,
I have a nigga. Oh why, shaking my head? I
feel like shit and honestly scared on how to tell
him ooh. I was trying to figure out how to
tell him, but I end up saying fuck it. Me
(08:22):
and my nigga just got back in a great place
and this would set us back so far again. I
was gonna take it to the grave until yesterday when
a guy from the party started following me on Instagram
and liking all my pictures.
Speaker 3 (08:33):
Oh shit.
Speaker 1 (08:34):
I took this as a sign and I feel nothing
but absolute guilt.
Speaker 3 (08:39):
So I plan on telling my boyfriend.
Speaker 1 (08:43):
I don't know how or have any specific plan on
how I'm gonna do that, because there's really no excuse
for cheating. He did not deserve this and doesn't deserve
to be with someone who just can't tell him the
truth no matter how hard it is. I'm not sure
if you will read this or not, but I would
love some feedback on this, and I will be sure
to follow up after I tell him. So she wants
(09:04):
to tell her boyfriend that she cheated. It was a
drunken night, she went out to a bar, and and
the thing is, this ain't no change. It's one of
her old friends. So she with her boyfriend. Yeah, she
absolutely want to be word boyfriend, and they already had
problems and they was having turmoil because she said they're
just back, they're just getting back in a good place,
and this will set them so far back again.
Speaker 3 (09:26):
So bitch, what did you do before?
Speaker 1 (09:28):
Because she said he don't even deserve this, So she's
the one that fucked up before too, got to read
the context. So what I'm telling him, don't tell them,
but she's telling us what if he listens? Fuck right,
he wouldn't, I mean, because yeah, I don't. He doesn't
know her name, she didn't say where they were from. Yeah, okay, okay, okay,
all right, so she wouldn't get caught. But fuck, that's crazy,
(09:51):
you know because even if she don't sell them, thought Taylor, man,
you're a little different. If she don't tell them that,
she's gonna eat her up.
Speaker 3 (10:00):
And this, she's probably gonna dive guilt.
Speaker 1 (10:03):
But I'm just saying, like, but it was a friend, Yeah,
it was an old friend. Yes, this is the person
ended up running into an old guy friend and we
ended up we ended up partying all night.
Speaker 3 (10:16):
A few drinks led to other other things, and then
we slept together.
Speaker 1 (10:21):
Oh ship, So you went to this nigga house or
we went to your house and we were just gonna
paint the picture, like you went home and.
Speaker 4 (10:29):
Then your husband or my boyfriend.
Speaker 3 (10:34):
Out, Like where were you at? Right? Yeah, so what
did you tell them? Exactly on my phone died?
Speaker 1 (10:44):
Or she's notorious for doing ship like this then because
they just got back, I'm not going past that. I'm
not getting past that part, like they just they had
other issues.
Speaker 3 (10:56):
Yeah, yeah, of her.
Speaker 1 (10:59):
I think she's just telling them because obviously she is
the type of person that that she can't help her
fucking self. How then she feels she ain't even saying.
She just said, I have a nigga shaking my head.
Speaker 3 (11:11):
He don't break up with her.
Speaker 1 (11:12):
He's definitely gonna break up with her, and she should
be broken up with I think she got it's something
going on with her, ye, like it's something on good,
it's something going on with her.
Speaker 3 (11:20):
Either it's something going on with her or.
Speaker 1 (11:24):
She's just not ready to be monogamous yet, like she's
not ready, like she obviously probably still young and shit,
you know. But yeah, And she wrote this to me
two weeks later because she said, about two weeks ago,
I went to a party with one of my one
of my friends out of town. Oh out of town
and had a ball. I skipped over that part she
went out of town. So not times out of ten
(11:47):
it was a whole friend that she went with or
a single friend. I ain't gonna just call a bit
your whole, but well, bit you all because you know,
I got a nigga and you you know what I'm saying,
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (11:55):
I can't say that by he might be cheating on
her too.
Speaker 1 (12:00):
The guy, but she said he don't deserve this, and
he damn sure don't deserve to be with somebody who
won't tell him the truth no matter how hard it is.
Speaker 3 (12:09):
So she been the one playing this nigga. Yeah, I
mean he's not getting his look back. You mean that,
but we're not gonna go that fall tailor.
Speaker 4 (12:15):
I'm just saying he's gonna break up with you. This
is like, yeah, you did this again, and y'all try
and work through it.
Speaker 3 (12:24):
I'll break up with you. Yeah, I will leave you too, bitch.
Speaker 4 (12:29):
Yeah, like and then just go be single because you
clearly said when a party and everything else like that,
And I say, you can't party when you're in a relationship,
But what's it You're going on a See this is
why niggas be scared of certain ship too.
Speaker 3 (12:47):
Like if they got to know their type of girl with.
Speaker 1 (12:49):
Them, Yeah, yeah, and then they're just reconciling that they're
just getting over some ship.
Speaker 4 (12:56):
If you want the relationship broken up, don't tell him
or tell him.
Speaker 3 (13:02):
If you don't, don't tell him. That's my advice.
Speaker 1 (13:05):
Yeah, she's feeling guilty, so it looks like she's gonna
get broken up with because she gonna tell him. She
wants to tell him. I respect her wanting to tell him, though,
I'm like, all right.
Speaker 3 (13:15):
Tell him, yeah, because that's like, then.
Speaker 1 (13:17):
You're also teaching them who you're with too, you know
what I'm saying, You're teaching them more about yourself, Like,
and then you ain't no stranger to cheating. And the
craziest thing to me is it's an old friend. You've
been wanting to fuck this nigga? Yeah, like they like
this sat a stranger.
Speaker 3 (13:34):
That's that's crazy.
Speaker 1 (13:35):
Now, stranger would honestly make it worse, but well, it
is what it is. But I'm just saying, like, you
didn't just meet somebody out of town. You ran into
somebody that you know, y'all ended up drinking and you
just like, fuck your nigga. You was like, man, fuck him,
and you just cheated with this person.
Speaker 3 (13:52):
That you need. Maybe he's too much of a nice guy.
Speaker 1 (13:56):
Yeah, I feel like he gets walked all over. If
you love me, you'll listen to this commercial and then
we'll be right back. I wondered, all right, So say
if she do tell him? Does she does she tell him?
Did she tell him that it was one.
Speaker 3 (14:10):
Of her old friends?
Speaker 5 (14:11):
That makes it worse, so you would say it was
a stranger, moved the mic away.
Speaker 3 (14:23):
You know what I'm eating? And she always gets like
all right because they don't want to hear it. But no,
I mean this.
Speaker 4 (14:32):
If he's a guy that's like wanting details and details,
I guess, but I don't know, Like I just feel like.
Speaker 3 (14:42):
Whatever if she tells.
Speaker 4 (14:43):
Him she's gonna be single, m I don't think amaded
that she says it's a stranger or not.
Speaker 3 (14:50):
Yeah, Like it's not want to say, oh, you're drunk,
because it's like, yeah.
Speaker 1 (14:55):
Get that drunk when you're drunk, So I only want
you to drink. If I'm gonna be in this relationship
with you, you're not allowed to drink. But then it's like,
who are you to tell somebody can't drink. So, yeah,
she don't need to be in a relationship, and he
deserves it better. Yeah, he definitely deserves better. He don't, Yeah,
he does. So I'm sorry, baby girl, but your is
(15:17):
gonna get left.
Speaker 3 (15:19):
I don't have sorry, I mean, I don't have sympathy
for your ass.
Speaker 1 (15:22):
But have you ever gone through that before, got drunk
and then just yeah you never got drunk and just
fuck somebody while using a relationship?
Speaker 4 (15:31):
Yeah, Like, I mean, I don't know if that makes
you words like.
Speaker 3 (15:33):
I was was souber.
Speaker 4 (15:35):
I never like when I cheated though, it wasn't a
fuck though, it was like I kissed her again, I
haven't cheated since.
Speaker 3 (15:42):
No, because you said you was gay. No, I didn't
say her. You did you say I kissed her? You
can rewind it. They heard it. They're gonna rewind it.
Speaker 4 (15:53):
My I had a speech impediment and my hurt sometimes
come by together.
Speaker 1 (15:56):
It wasn't like that, Okay, First of all, a victim,
I have a speech impediment, So making fun of you
for that, like nobody making fun like all right, I
can't really read like all right, so what the fuck?
Speaker 3 (16:11):
No?
Speaker 4 (16:11):
Well, if I did sit here I met him. But
what they cheated though? It was back in height, like
I haven't.
Speaker 1 (16:18):
Yet you been like you never Yeah, okay, yeah you
just kissed somebody and cheated on them like it wasn't okay?
But but what No, what's your model? You always say
if you're cheating, is cheating? Nothing is better than I
think it is. No, that's no, that was cheating.
Speaker 3 (16:35):
What I did? I know, yeah, but like I would rather.
Speaker 1 (16:40):
That level of cheating than for you to get drunk
and just fuck a nigga that you know.
Speaker 4 (16:46):
Also when it comes to cheating too, is I feel
like it's a build up because yeah, I was emotionally
in sense cheating too though I was talking to the
other guy more than how old were you?
Speaker 3 (16:56):
I was seventeen? Oh yeah, okay, so you're seventeen.
Speaker 4 (17:00):
Yeah there was There was times when I was in
relationship when I got a little bit older and it
was close to like something physical cheat like I was,
but nothing I stopped it or whatever for it to
get that far.
Speaker 3 (17:13):
But I said, she's going to ask because cheating on me?
So many times? Have you been cheated on? It? Like
in every except this one?
Speaker 1 (17:22):
Or was like what I don't know because you have
a lot of relationships, have you?
Speaker 4 (17:30):
Since I moved to New York, I've been in four
five relationships, Okay.
Speaker 2 (17:36):
But.
Speaker 4 (17:39):
I don't know. I only know that one time I
got cheated on. Maybe I probably got cheosed on. I
would say two times that I know of, But the
second time I didn't, like really no, but I'm sure
no he did. Were you able to prove it was agitation?
(18:00):
He was what a bitch ass HATI mm hmm.
Speaker 3 (18:04):
Were you able to prove it? Or you just think
he did? Like you just know he did?
Speaker 4 (18:09):
No I could tell because my pH was thrown off.
Speaker 3 (18:14):
Oh I got you, I got you. I've been through
that too, for sure. For sure I've been through that
as well. Like no, nigga noo when I tell.
Speaker 1 (18:24):
You, I'm only fucking you dumby and sorry, know what's
up now?
Speaker 4 (18:27):
Like till this day, this is probably nine years ago. Yeah,
he was on fire too, just sip and watch period.
Speaker 3 (18:38):
I have the.
Speaker 4 (18:39):
Most hatred with him versus with any than any of
my Yeah, because that's.
Speaker 3 (18:49):
Different level.
Speaker 1 (18:50):
Yeah, that's what I mean by levels, not saying that
one level of cheating is better than the other. But
there are certainly levels and that ship that'll make you
want to kill a nigga. Yeah, Like I wish nothing
good to you, like I wish nothing good comes to
you at all. I don't wish bad, but I don't
wish nothing good to hand to you because you don't
know what the fuck you could have gave me. By
(19:11):
the grace of God, it was get rid ofable nigga,
but you fucking you could. That's how people people just yeah,
but that's a whole other thing with Haitians. Now, it's
only like two Haitians I.
Speaker 3 (19:24):
Like because of that nigga.
Speaker 2 (19:26):
That one nigga.
Speaker 3 (19:27):
I don't like Haitian. Oh man, that sounds so bad.
Speaker 4 (19:30):
Like is like, I just if I find out he's
a Haitian, Like.
Speaker 1 (19:35):
I'm good, damn So what if? So what if?
Speaker 3 (19:39):
Do you have the baby? Right? Shut up?
Speaker 1 (19:41):
He's not happy, Like, no, I'm.
Speaker 3 (19:47):
A little bit yea. Now, I didn't want to tell
you because I know what you've been through.
Speaker 1 (19:53):
But but yeah, dumb, but yes, what if he just
say that like I'm a little bit of Haitian.
Speaker 3 (20:07):
I'm sorry.
Speaker 1 (20:08):
I know I should have been told you, but I
just know what you've been through, and I was scared
to tell you, but now we got a little baby Haitian.
Speaker 3 (20:16):
Like, so, now what he's too I skinned to be?
Speaker 2 (20:21):
What? Right?
Speaker 3 (20:23):
What does that mean? I'm saying more so because he's
more white in him than because I know like skin Haitians.
That's for Haitian.
Speaker 4 (20:29):
No, no, no, like, but no, he's he is whiting him
more than any other type of African.
Speaker 3 (20:40):
Don't try sandwich. I don't want it.
Speaker 1 (20:43):
I know you don't. And just like that, we've come
to the end of yet another uh carefully reckless podcast
with your girl Just Hilarious and your girl Tailor. Y'all
say bye to Tailor and Taylor say bye to them,
see you, and we're gonna see y'all next week.
Speaker 2 (20:56):
Peace Ta.
Speaker 3 (22:07):
Can't.
Speaker 1 (22:07):
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