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Speaker 1 (00:01):
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Speaker 2 (00:18):
The Children and this is this is Indigenous works.

Speaker 1 (00:23):
Well, it's like this is her sort of huge like
conundrum and like why she doesn't like work as a
finger because it's like she actually is so like nineties
princess in this way where she is just Wounded Warrior
Project and like save the Children, and it's like, so
she should just be a princess and just be like
a normal, boring princess, but she's being like, no, I
want to break free and be this like innovative podcaster

(00:45):
with a Netflix show. But then she's still never heard
of Laura Piana being canceled and she actually is so
basic in nineties and it's kind of like, girl, you're
doing the right the wrong.

Speaker 2 (00:53):
Lan Die Yeah, was like way more woke of the era,
work of the era, because she talking about AIDS and
no one was like in the Royal family.

Speaker 1 (01:02):
Was talking about aids, right, and she Melton.

Speaker 2 (01:04):
John Kendle in the wind, like yeah, like she was
not talking about monkey pocks solutely. Okay, I want to
talk about her tea for a second. She's always like
the best thing in the entire world is like making
sun tea. And then she makes sun tea and again
more tiny little bags that she's bought for Michael's and

(01:26):
I'm like, so are we all supposed to order all
these bags? Like it's just a bag show, like tiny bags.
And then she gets up more George. She's like, fiscus,
I love dehydrating fruit. She's like, I love sun tea.
You just set it out in the sun and that's
such a fun process. She brings it outside is completely.

Speaker 1 (01:41):
Cloud Oh wait, wait, waits, what do I say? Just
about the pretzel bags. She makes this full tray for
the mua and then she's like and I'm just gonna
bring this home for my guest room. And you're like, sorry,
so are you getting in one of the like Chevy
suburbans And just like sitting with the tray on your lap,
it's like perfectly organized. You of like flowers and bath

(02:04):
salts and pretzels and like labeled nut allergens, and it's
just like on the twenty five minute drive back to
yours rented.

Speaker 2 (02:12):
Ranch, bumby bumpy and like, maybe it's a kitchen they
built on her compound.

Speaker 1 (02:20):
Yeah, but I could also just be like I feel
like Netflix.

Speaker 2 (02:22):
Could also be twenty five minutes away.

Speaker 1 (02:24):
I think it's just twenty five minutes away, and Netflix
like found a house that was showing.

Speaker 2 (02:28):
In her bath salt. She's also like something was so
like your first year at camp when it was very
when you get a corona bottle and fill it with
different colored sand.

Speaker 1 (02:40):
When they did, it's so that it is just weird
summer camp. It's like, why are we doing that's where
adults were forty What are we.

Speaker 2 (02:46):
Doing where it's like literally, you're making sunty, You're making.

Speaker 1 (02:50):
You're making candles with your bees backs because they were
trying to see it with the first move episode, they
were trying to like have this whole like nose to
tail thing where they were like, no, it's a out
her beekeeping and she keeps revealing again she doesn't do
any of this. She's like, wait, we haven't seen the
bees in months, and I'm afraid.

Speaker 2 (03:08):
Because I've had this for three years, but I still
need you to do it. Every time. It's like, yeah,
you're hired beach.

Speaker 1 (03:13):
Your hired beekeeper is doing the beekeeping, and you're just
there being like, wait, this is scary. But then I
realized sometimes when you're afraid of something, you have to
run towards it. It's like, you mean you have to
like go do it. You have to do it with
your hired staff. It's gonna like open the bee tray.

Speaker 2 (03:31):
It's been something scary, hire a staff and run towards
the staff and then she's like, E like.

Speaker 1 (03:38):
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