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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Today's episode has a ton of juicy tales of cheating
and backstabbing. They're gonna take it to the next level,
So bubble up.
Speaker 2 (00:12):
You're in for a while ride, because our next guest
is about to have you feeling whiplash. Not only is
he one of our favorite comedians, he's here to share
a special drill dropping cheating Tello.
Speaker 1 (00:28):
Hey everyone, I'm Kate Robards and I'm a Texan comedian
who now lives in New York City.
Speaker 2 (00:34):
I'm Shoddy Diaz from The Bronx, New York and I'm
also New York City stand up comedian.
Speaker 3 (00:39):
And you are watching cheetaters and backstabbers. Hey everyone, we're
here with another story of betrayal and full of juicy
details you're gonna want to hear.
Speaker 1 (00:58):
I'm your co host Kate Robarts.
Speaker 4 (01:01):
And I'm Shoddy Diaz from The Bronx. I'm from Texas.
Speaker 2 (01:06):
And here we have Oscar Aiden, who's also a New
York City stand up comedian and a good friend of ours.
Speaker 5 (01:13):
Hello, how you doing. I'm all right.
Speaker 1 (01:17):
I just have to add that I love how Oscar
is not only afraid to share his stories, he's also
wearing the most comfortable at leisure ensemble. And he's also
not afraid to miss a chance to call us out
on our outfits.
Speaker 5 (01:31):
I'm loving this like Miami lesbian real estate power duo.
One sells me, one sells me a pent house, and
another one sells me a summer home in Miami. Yeah. No,
thank you for having me.
Speaker 1 (01:48):
I'm excited to be Thank you for dressing up for us, listeners,
even though you can't see us. It's true. We have
dressed up like undercover detectives from Bronx Ice and Miami Vice.
Speaker 4 (02:00):
But you know what, let us live.
Speaker 1 (02:02):
Okay, we thought we would try out some suits. I
guess we didn't send Oscar the memo.
Speaker 4 (02:07):
We appreciate your casual sheet. Look whatever you got going
on over here.
Speaker 5 (02:13):
Yeah, I didn't realize that, Listen. I always like to
tell people that my style is at leisure maternity war.
That's what I like to wear. Everything stretches, everything just expands.
It's perfect.
Speaker 1 (02:31):
I love a cozy comfort fit.
Speaker 5 (02:34):
It's stretchy.
Speaker 1 (02:35):
And another thing that expands is the range of cheating
stories we will be hearing today. You have one that
stretches away past the balance.
Speaker 5 (02:45):
So I remember this time I worked at this gay
bar back in Chicago, and it was kind of like
on a Tuesday night. It was very dead, and there
was this guy sitting at the bar, and you know,
I'm I'm talk to anybody and everybody if they you know,
at least forty percent good looking. So I'm like, all right,
(03:08):
let's strike up a conversation. So we struck up a conversation.
We started chatting and I was like, oh, you know,
he seemed very like shy, reserved, and I was like, perfect,
I love that. So we we keep talking and I'm like,
do you want to just you know, you want to
come over after the bar closes, because it was like
one o'clock in the morning, the bar closes at you.
(03:30):
And he was like sure, I'd love you. Not like that,
you know, he was more like, yeah, okay, and very butch,
very butch, which is you know, something that I enjoy.
And we get back to my place. Now, obviously you
probably have a Disney audience, so I'm not going to
get into specifics, but let's just say he's up here,
(03:51):
I'm down here, and it's you know, I'm playing the
flute horizontally and.
Speaker 1 (03:58):
The visuals I have keep really painting that picture, You're.
Speaker 5 (04:02):
Welcome, and so everything's done. It was very nice, and
I was like, okay, well do you want to exchange numbers?
Do you want to, like, you know, how do you
want to do this? And he was like, oh, I can't.
He's like, I'm actually getting married tomorrow. And I was
like okay. I was like, all right, okay, hey, listen,
(04:26):
maybe this is your bachelor's night. Maybe this is a
bachelor's thing. And I was like, well, what's his name?
And he was like, well her name? Oh my god.
Now for the people that are going to be judgmental,
don't you.
Speaker 4 (04:42):
I didn't do anything.
Speaker 5 (04:43):
I didn't do anything wrong. No, I did not do
anything wrong. I was just merely the innocent victim in
his game of laws and sexual fantasies. Should I enjoy it? Absolutely?
That was it.
Speaker 1 (04:57):
But he was the cheater and backstab or not.
Speaker 5 (05:00):
He was the cheetah in the back stamper.
Speaker 4 (05:02):
Did you guys exchange numbers.
Speaker 5 (05:03):
Or I was like, I was like, I'm good. But
he wasn't going to do it anyway.
Speaker 1 (05:09):
So that's more of a reveal on his part. We're
curious your own internal confessions, you know, you to us
have been very nice, always there with a loving handed, compassionate,
positive word. But is there anyone who you have ever
stabbed in the back? And if so, could you tell
(05:29):
us a little bit about it.
Speaker 5 (05:30):
My friend did have a friend who was a personal trainer.
I didn't like him very much. He was always like
shady to me. Then I don't like him either, so
I just called the IRS on him. It was like
a long time ago.
Speaker 4 (05:47):
He's in jail now.
Speaker 5 (05:49):
Well, let me tell you something, girl, if you work
for yourself and you don't claim your money, you better
be nice to the people around you.
Speaker 1 (05:56):
Okay, but wait, Oscar has another confession to make about
this backstepping incident.
Speaker 4 (06:04):
Mm hmm did you tell your friend you did that? No?
Speaker 5 (06:07):
I keep things quiet until now.
Speaker 1 (06:10):
Is it past?
Speaker 5 (06:10):
How many years? I don't know? Nobody knows, dang Oscar.
Speaker 4 (06:17):
Yikes.
Speaker 2 (06:18):
Well, let's all be sure we stay on Oscar's good side.
Speaker 1 (06:22):
You too, Listeners, y'all don't want to make him that
or the I r s.
Speaker 2 (06:27):
Well, now it's time to move on to our takeaways.
Oscar shares with us an unconventional way. You can move
on from a cheater.
Speaker 5 (06:35):
I go shopping on LinkedIn for what all the time
from men. Do you know that? Let me tell you something,
a smart thing about Lincoln. Okay, let me tell you something.
Let me tell you, let me tell you. Let me
tell you something about LinkedIn. Okay, first of all, dress
for the man you want, honestly. Actually, yeah, But here's
the thing. Actually, I'm part of a I'm part of
(06:56):
a group called like out or whatever it is on LinkedIn,
and I will scroll through those people that I'm like,
I'm connected with, and I'll see where they work and
what they do, and I'll maybe connect and say, hey,
hop Paul as well.
Speaker 4 (07:17):
So you just look at their pages, you like, look
them up on LinkedIn. You know they can see when
you look.
Speaker 5 (07:22):
I want them to see that.
Speaker 4 (07:24):
So you congratulations on your fifth year.
Speaker 5 (07:26):
Yeah, I'll be like, hey, congratulations. If they post something,
I'll be like, hey, congratulations on that, you know, award
or whatever. But now you know I'm going after like CEOs.
Speaker 4 (07:36):
Let's move on from dating. What about backstabbing?
Speaker 5 (07:42):
Well, so here's the thing. So I'm playing gay volleyball. Okay. Now,
I know a lot of people are like, what is
gay volleyball? Well, there's a difference between regular volleyball and
gay volleyball, And the difference is it's just the sports
the same, it's the sounds different. Okay, that's you how
it works. Now with gay volleyball, there's a lot of
(08:04):
I know, I know, and some of your listeners are
gonna be like, I don't get it. I see a land,
but I hear Linda from bamsburgers. It's fine. Now here's
a thing in gay volleyball. There's a thing called like
there's a league and in that league you have to
like try out and there's captains meetings and things like that.
Speaker 4 (08:24):
Very serious.
Speaker 5 (08:25):
Yeah, it's very it's very it's very serious. You would
think it was the NFL draft, honestly. You would think
that's how they like to treat it. And I'm like,
you're playing in a high school gymnasium that has ceilings
that are lower than my apartment. Like everybody relaxed, like
just calm down, okay. And so at the captain's meeting,
you go through and let's just say, like I'm very
(08:48):
much the person like I'm nice, but then I'm also
like a little bit of a cunt. I'm the countiest
nice person you will ever meet. And so I would say.
Speaker 3 (08:58):
That's true outside of gay volleyball.
Speaker 5 (09:00):
Even Yeah, I was very nice to someone's face, telling
them that I thought that they were a good player.
And then just right off the bat left the room,
saw some other people and I was like, God, that
player is one of the worst players I have ever
seen in my tern Tell people that too, But here's
the difference. Let me tell you something. Okay, if you're
gonna talk shit, be able to say it in front
(09:24):
of the person. That's my that's my tip.
Speaker 1 (09:26):
Tip.
Speaker 2 (09:27):
That's a good tip, y'all, be a bitch to someone's face.
That always works.
Speaker 1 (09:32):
And I learned you can use LinkedIn to find more
than a job. Goodbye conventional dating apps.
Speaker 4 (09:37):
Hello CEOs, thanks so much, Oscar, and.
Speaker 1 (09:41):
Thanks for our listeners for tuning in. That's a wrap
for today's show. Until next time.
Speaker 2 (09:45):
I'm Kate Robarts and I'm Shoty Diaz And this was
another electrifying episode of Here and Bad Gus.