November 6, 2024 • 23 mins
Tawanda shares his story of dating an escort to answer the question: if you date an escort, does that mean the escort is cheating on you with her clients? Plus, Kate and Shari take it to the streets to ask their favorite question: Have you ever been cheated on?
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Speaker 1 (00:02):
Hey, there are fabulous listeners.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
Buckle up because we're back with another juicy episode Today.
The one and only hilariously sharp to Wanda Gana is
back in our studio to dish out the deets on
his experience dating an escort. As soon as I hear that,
I'm like pump the brakes because I have so many
questions to ask, And the first one I'm going to
(00:25):
throw to him is, if you are dating an escort
and she just clocks into her job just another day
on the shift, do you consider her work while you're
together cheating? I cannot wait to hear Twanda's take. Let's
get into it.
Speaker 3 (00:41):
I got to tell another story that's like kind of devastating,
but it's all.
Speaker 4 (00:44):
It's all fine. I'm a therapy it's all guy.
Speaker 5 (00:53):
Hello listeners, We're back with a brand new episode of
Cheaters and Backstabbers.
Speaker 2 (01:00):
In our last episode, Kawana and I talked about him
being a virgin Jeeter. I cannot think of a more
dramatic switch going from that to dating an escort.
Speaker 1 (01:12):
Tell me all about it.
Speaker 3 (01:15):
So, for a period of time I was dating an escort.
I met her on Hinge.
Speaker 5 (01:23):
She was she was honest, about her day job her
night job.
Speaker 1 (01:27):
I don't know.
Speaker 4 (01:27):
It's it's both.
Speaker 6 (01:29):
Okay, the great changes day and night, but it's daytime cheaper.
Speaker 4 (01:33):
No, it's actually more expensive.
Speaker 3 (01:34):
So we were on this date and she's just telling
me about like, oh, the other day I was in
this town that was in this country. I was like, wait,
what are you too. She's like, I'm an escort and
I was like are and she's like, yeah, I don't worry.
It's just a date. I just thought you were handsome,
and I'm just like.
Speaker 6 (01:49):
Oh, so this is that's cool, Like I don't have
to pay you.
Speaker 3 (01:54):
I was like, so you're paying for drinks and now huh.
She just didn't laugh. I was like, I'm kidding, I'll pay,
I'll pay for.
Speaker 7 (02:00):
So yeah.
Speaker 3 (02:01):
We dated for a while and it was perfect because
remember I was like the first date, I was like,
this is interesting.
Speaker 4 (02:06):
That's what my therapist. I was like, Yo, this is
this is the cool.
Speaker 3 (02:09):
This is what happened because I tell all my therapist
about all my dates and then I let my therapist
reaction tell me if I see that person again. So
I was telling therapist so like you, I want to say,
what this escort and she was like, well, I think
that's for where you are right now, what you're going
through right now. That's like, A, it's perfect for you
now what I was going through, and this is it's
(02:31):
kind of heavy.
Speaker 4 (02:31):
This is I'm fine. I think I already know the story.
Speaker 3 (02:34):
But my last relationship before that, my ex girlfriend, her
cancer would come back and it was like terminal. So
you know, I'm sitting here just being like, all right,
how do I process all this?
Speaker 4 (02:50):
And also I can't.
Speaker 3 (02:52):
I was like I can only go so far with
the person because my fear was like I'd be in
bed with somebody else and like, hey, you your ex
girlfriend just died. Got to be sad, and this other
woman has to sit there and watch it. Be sad
about my acts feels like awkward as well. I didn't
want to happen. And some women are just like why
are you sad about why? A you said about her
and you still love her, and it's like it's it
(03:12):
was the whole thing. So my therapist was just like,
you have an emotional wall set up, and she has
an emotional wall set up, So you guys can I
think you guys can casually date for a while. So
we dated and then sometimes she's like, hey, I don't
know what you're supposed to meet today, but actually.
Speaker 6 (03:30):
I got I got work, which is like a date.
Speaker 3 (03:36):
Yeah, so this is this is very At first I
was it was so like weird because I was like,
am I getting cheating on? I was like nah, because
it's what I knew. I knew who she was beforehand,
so I'm not like stressing up. My boys were just
like what the All my friends were.
Speaker 4 (03:56):
Like, what the fuck?
Speaker 1 (03:57):
Did they meet her?
Speaker 4 (03:58):
Couple? My friends did eventually at first like yeah, what
the fuck? What what are you? Are you on coke? Like,
what's happening?
Speaker 6 (04:05):
Were you on coke?
Speaker 4 (04:06):
No? Never? Never, They're like what are you doing? Are
you all right?
Speaker 3 (04:09):
Like what happened? What happened in your life? And I
was like, Max has fucking cancer, That's what happened. They're like, oh, yeah,
all right, that makes more sense. But there was not
I don't call it cheating, but it was just like
it kind of made me look at intimacy different. It
made me look at like what cheating is, and it's
I think cheating me is like it's a betrayal of trust, right,
And that to me did not feel like cheating.
Speaker 4 (04:32):
Wow.
Speaker 3 (04:32):
So I was like, all right, this person told me
what they're doing, they told me who they are, tell
me what they're about. So if I don't feel like
my trust has been betrayed, I'm fine. Plus I got
this shit, I'm working, I got this ship that I
told her I was because I remember I told her
after our first date. I remember I was just like, hey,
just so you know, uh, I have no money. My
(04:55):
bank account is negative eighty dollars and my ex girlfriend
is dying in about a month. And she was just
like okay, And I was like, all right, worried, We're
we're good. We wanted to say we're on the same
page now. So she telling me about her data or whatever,
and I'd be like, yeah, that sucks. I talked to
my ex for the last time. It's so so we
(05:15):
can kind.
Speaker 4 (05:16):
Of oh my gosh, yeah.
Speaker 5 (05:20):
I really respect that like honesty and that cheating isn't
really cheating. It's not even about the physical act. It's
like a betrayal.
Speaker 4 (05:31):
Yeah, it's about it. It's about the betrayal.
Speaker 3 (05:33):
And then that was like cool, but like we're and
then like we talk about getting too honest with people again,
that's the scary things, like you, I won't. I crave
that level of honesty in any wayship I'm in Yeah,
so like you ask if you ask them that, Like,
I just how you can tell if I'm dating somebody
and I like them. You can ask them about anything
(05:54):
that we've talked about and be like, oh, yeah, I
know that story, I know about this, I know about that.
Speaker 2 (05:59):
You know.
Speaker 4 (05:59):
Do you know what's wanted to do? The escort? Okay,
he showed me her.
Speaker 1 (06:02):
Yeah she's beautiful.
Speaker 6 (06:04):
Oh yeah.
Speaker 5 (06:06):
Well I think a lot about generational lying and like
what you've been taught by your parents, because my mother
inadvertently taught me about the polite lie.
Speaker 1 (06:15):
And I don't know if this is like a Southern.
Speaker 5 (06:17):
Cultural thing, but I was always raised where it's kind
of like, if it's impolite to say something and it
might hurt someone's feelings, you do a white lie, and
not only is that accepted, but it's encouraged. And to
this day, sometimes my mom will tell me how to
deal with if she knows something in my life. She's like, well,
just tell them this because it'll spare their feelings or
(06:37):
make them feel something. And I'm like, yeah, that's not
how I live my life because I don't want to
pretend like either things are better than they seem or
just because it's like you not being afraid to say, hey,
this is something that's.
Speaker 1 (06:49):
Sad and heavy.
Speaker 5 (06:51):
My girlfriend had terminally ill, and my mother would kind
of like, I think this was her answer. My father
had a lot of affairs, but he also ended up
having cancer and dying, and she kind of neglected the
bad sides of him and a little bit like sanctified
him in some regards because that was a more polite story.
(07:12):
And I think if you are honest and you can
hold the truth about a person, which is like they
are never all. It's never all one thing or the other.
It's never black or white. There's always gray. But in
order to look at it in all of the full glory,
that's the truth and so not everyone's. It's like you
want the truth, you can't handle the truth. So I
(07:32):
applaud you for learning, making those mistakes young, and then
working to surround yourself in relationships as an adult while
you know, truth is something it's a line that we
can always skirt, you know, like you did with the
Bushwick roommate situation.
Speaker 3 (07:47):
Yeah, that was That was the last lie that I
told that I really felt like I felt awful about.
Speaker 5 (07:52):
It and embarrassing because you want people like you're aware
of how you're doing in life, and you're aware of
and know that you're worthy, whether you have roommates or
whether you don't. And I think our society wants everything
to be, you know, great, but it's okay to not
be great. It's okay to not be perfect for sure.
(08:13):
But then I think it's okay to be a pussy.
Speaker 3 (08:17):
Strong Yeah. Yeah, it's dicks that are sensitive. Ha ha,
yeah exactly.
Speaker 4 (08:25):
I like women. But what was I gonna say?
Speaker 3 (08:29):
Oh, I was gonna say that, like I think sometimes
white lives and small lives are like appropriate mhm, and
not say like like you don't need full transparency, like
if you have a bad date young, like a, I
didn't like you because you did this.
Speaker 5 (08:43):
This and this right, you're a booker hanging out of
your nose and you.
Speaker 3 (08:47):
It's just be like a sorry, I'm just like I'm
looking over my dating life right now. I don't know
if I have the time or just like emostally, I
feel this like you can kind of like use that,
but what happened to me actually is talking about grief
again what I would do?
Speaker 4 (09:03):
And I I.
Speaker 3 (09:05):
Feel like when you don't properly heal from something emotionally,
you start to use it as you can use it
as a weapon. And I would catch myself fantasizing about
using my grief as just like a way to get
out of accountability. Yeah, oh, why don't you call me back?
I'm sorry, I was thinking about my dad acts so
I couldn't call you at the moment.
Speaker 4 (09:24):
It's like, that's not the truth. But I mean it's
kind of the truth, but it's not the truth, and
it's a handicap.
Speaker 5 (09:29):
And I mean you were older when that happened, but
I was a kid when my dad died. And I'm like,
I definitely got treated like I got a lot of
get out of jail free card. Oh get because people
felt bad for me and I had a card. Use
that so much because everyone knows someone who's had cancer
and everyone's lost someone to cancer. And I think, yeah,
that accountability of like, yeah, this isn't about me, you know,
(09:51):
this is not an excuse to go around being a
terrible person.
Speaker 4 (09:56):
Yeah it's not.
Speaker 3 (09:57):
And it's I think for me, what it was too
is just like speaking of line. It was a lie
I had to myself because when all that stuff happened,
I was like I caught myself in relationships and everything
just like still had like a wall up like I had.
I had an ax after she was like, yo, I
feel like I don't know you. Yeah, so you need
(10:18):
to be transparent. What we talked about it was like,
I tell you all my ship. I told you about
you know, my ex dime.
Speaker 4 (10:22):
I told you.
Speaker 3 (10:23):
He said, yeah, yeah, you told me about all the stuff
that's happened, but you didn't tell me about I don't
know you. And I was just like, well why not.
I was like, huh, why not? And then it hit
me that I was just like I wasn't necessarily lying,
but I was trying to protect I was so afraid
of somebody getting to actually know the real meet because
(10:44):
I was like, if you know, if you get too
close to me, I know that a person I am,
I don't get stuck like apartment is really afraid again
stuck in a situation again where it's like, oh shit,
now this other person's like sick and I gotta take
care of them because you liked it because I feel
like I'm not be funny about it, but I feel
like if you found out my exact cancer and I
stayed with her the whole time, and you get cancer
(11:05):
and I leave you, you can what the fucky right?
Speaker 1 (11:08):
Why am I not good enough?
Speaker 4 (11:10):
Why am I good? Why am I not good?
Speaker 8 (11:12):
Here?
Speaker 1 (11:13):
Like, I don't want to be the chemo guy.
Speaker 4 (11:14):
I don't want to be that one beat.
Speaker 5 (11:16):
Oh you have cancer, you should have Twanda's number because
he's like really good.
Speaker 1 (11:20):
At helping people.
Speaker 5 (11:20):
Oh yeah, you're gonna end up being a sex worker
like your other ex and you know, just start dating
people who are going through a hard time.
Speaker 6 (11:28):
How you make your money exactly.
Speaker 3 (11:29):
It's like I got I got warm socks for you up,
I heat it up your water. I got you some broth.
I got a bunch of Netflix shows you can watch
distracts you from the fact that you have poisoning your body,
trying to destroy your body.
Speaker 1 (11:41):
Oh my gosh, how many years ago is that?
Speaker 4 (11:44):
She passed in twenty twenty?
Speaker 1 (11:46):
Yeah, so it's still recent.
Speaker 3 (11:48):
Yeah, but I have a good I do a good
job of like mum Day and somebody that I really like,
I mention it. Yeah, because if It's also my belief
is if I tell jokes about a thing, I can.
Speaker 4 (12:00):
Tell you about it.
Speaker 3 (12:01):
Yeah, because there's nothing worse than like you ever invite,
like have a date, come to like a cool show
and they watch you say some shit about yourself.
Speaker 4 (12:09):
They had no idea and they're like who the what?
Speaker 8 (12:13):
Right?
Speaker 5 (12:13):
Oh? All the time people just think that, They're like,
that's such a crazy story.
Speaker 1 (12:17):
How did you come up with that?
Speaker 5 (12:19):
And I'm like, oh, it's really like people don't understand
that comedians jokes are usually based in reality.
Speaker 3 (12:26):
At a date come to a show once a few
years ago and had a joke about lamydia and she
didn't hear it. But then afterwards, another comedian come up
to me like, yo, Suanta, did you know that?
Speaker 4 (12:38):
After you went up?
Speaker 3 (12:40):
So the community had joke about nmdia too, And this
girl was like not chlamydia and I was like.
Speaker 4 (12:50):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (12:50):
But then her reaction told me I can't date her
because I was like, she got so like prudish, does
excuse me?
Speaker 4 (12:56):
And they had HIV. Damn, calm down, It's curable. It's
a build for that.
Speaker 1 (13:01):
There are superstrains.
Speaker 4 (13:02):
Yeah, yeah they are.
Speaker 5 (13:03):
Okay, Well, I just want to thank you so much
for all of these amazing stories that you shared and
for having this like now you know, almost twenty years
working towards honesty and transparency in relationships. I think a
lot of people could learn from you, and I am
so inspired. And tell us where people can follow you
(13:24):
or hear you and what you're up to.
Speaker 3 (13:26):
Well, you can follow my Instagram the Towanda Gona. I
don't like having the va there, but Towanda Gona at
Instagram is just some sad African boy and just at
Towanda is just the angriest black one I've ever seen
in my life. All she posts memes just like if
you can't handle me, now fuck you. I'm like, I
(13:47):
can't ask her for her name. So the Towanda Gonah
Tawa nd a g o n a follow me there.
I have an art page that's called Tawan Draws, t
A w A and d r a w I us.
I'm doing a solo art exhibit and I'm gonna post
more about in January, host a monthly show at Friends
(14:10):
and Lovers and Crown Heights. My TikTok is just twandagona
and I am locked out of my Twitter.
Speaker 4 (14:17):
There's also Twandagona. So that's where you can find me.
Speaker 1 (14:19):
That's so fun.
Speaker 5 (14:20):
Thank you so much for being an amazing guest and
an amazing comedian in New York City.
Speaker 4 (14:25):
Thank y'all for having me.
Speaker 2 (14:28):
Next up my comedy partner in crime Shot Ideas and
I take it to the streets of New York to
hear from listeners like you, and we always start every
man and woman on the street interview with our number
one question, have.
Speaker 1 (14:40):
You ever been cheated on?
Speaker 5 (14:41):
Can you tell us a little bit more about that heartbreak?
Speaker 7 (14:44):
A cheated on me. I didn't know. I thought I
thought she was gonna be with me and then she
got with.
Speaker 4 (14:51):
My best friend.
Speaker 9 (14:52):
Oh, oh my gosh, I'm so sorry.
Speaker 1 (14:56):
Were you mad at the best friend too?
Speaker 7 (14:58):
No, why would I be mad at?
Speaker 9 (15:00):
I mean, if the homies came in the.
Speaker 7 (15:02):
Right, if she gave it to the homie that was
your best friend.
Speaker 4 (15:08):
Na, it was like a real close friend.
Speaker 5 (15:10):
But yeah, so he took himself out of the best
friend category.
Speaker 4 (15:15):
Nah, I'm still friends with him.
Speaker 1 (15:17):
I love that is he still with her? No, he
cheated on her. They were not together. They were not
together together.
Speaker 5 (15:24):
So what would you do if you were living with
a woman, and then you came home and saw.
Speaker 1 (15:30):
A bunch of used condoms.
Speaker 9 (15:34):
That weren't yours.
Speaker 7 (15:36):
Have you ever seen uh Slim shady Adoctor Dre's video
when the dude comes home and the girls sleeping with
the other dude.
Speaker 4 (15:45):
Yes, something like that.
Speaker 9 (15:50):
We'll play the video right.
Speaker 5 (15:53):
But what would you do if she gave you the
excuse that it was What would you do if she
gave you the excuse that the condoms were all used
because she was putting them on the dog's feet.
Speaker 1 (16:02):
To go walk the dog?
Speaker 4 (16:04):
Look at what.
Speaker 1 (16:07):
And that the.
Speaker 5 (16:07):
Lotion it was actually just lotion because she was trying
to moisturize the.
Speaker 1 (16:10):
Dog's pause.
Speaker 4 (16:14):
Her and the dog getting sucked up, not by me.
Speaker 7 (16:18):
I got sisters.
Speaker 1 (16:20):
And karma, you know karma.
Speaker 9 (16:22):
Did you want to talk about what just happened now?
Speaker 1 (16:24):
Or no?
Speaker 4 (16:25):
I guess he just got dumped. I just got doped.
Speaker 9 (16:31):
You did them?
Speaker 7 (16:32):
No, don't mean yeah, you don't mean right after we
signed the new lease, so two months into a base.
Speaker 4 (16:39):
That I can't afford.
Speaker 1 (16:41):
So she really backstabbed you?
Speaker 4 (16:44):
Yeah she did.
Speaker 7 (16:46):
She did what was better for her. I mean, you
can't be mad at certain situations. You know what I mean,
he just move on and then I'm just gonna fuck
over our girls in a no apartment for two months.
Speaker 5 (16:54):
Yeah, that's a bigger person. That's a bigger person, and
that is a person literally and is her name on
the lease as well?
Speaker 7 (17:00):
Names on a lease too.
Speaker 9 (17:01):
So that's going to stay there for what a year
or two?
Speaker 7 (17:04):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (17:05):
To your least.
Speaker 5 (17:06):
So y'all really believed in the relationship, Well he did.
He's gonna go cry later on.
Speaker 9 (17:19):
We'll men sure your record and send it.
Speaker 3 (17:20):
To us.
Speaker 4 (17:23):
Recording.
Speaker 7 (17:24):
That's crazy. I would call it the chica to go.
Speaker 5 (17:26):
Oh right, So revenge, revenge is what you're seeking.
Speaker 7 (17:32):
I'm on revenge sex.
Speaker 1 (17:34):
We love that for you. We love that for you.
Thank you.
Speaker 9 (17:37):
Congratulations on the breakup in the new.
Speaker 1 (17:39):
Lease, the new lease on life, the new lease on life.
Speaker 9 (17:45):
Sorry, sorry, we.
Speaker 1 (17:46):
We're manifesting with you. We're manifesting with you.
Speaker 9 (17:49):
You got this.
Speaker 2 (17:51):
I am ready to ask another man on the street
a few questions. So let's start with our standard.
Speaker 9 (17:55):
All right, have you ever been cheated on?
Speaker 4 (17:58):
Yes?
Speaker 7 (17:58):
I have?
Speaker 4 (18:00):
Is what happened briefly, the girl cheated on me? Okay, No,
I'm just kidding.
Speaker 8 (18:04):
I came home and there Yeah, because I came home late.
Speaker 4 (18:08):
I came home late. No, I'm just kidding.
Speaker 8 (18:11):
I came home and she was not there usually the
time she's supposed to be, And when she came home,
she was just acting all weird.
Speaker 4 (18:18):
And like two days later I found out that she
was seeing someone else.
Speaker 8 (18:21):
She ended things with me and then told me it's
because she was not happy.
Speaker 4 (18:25):
But I found out she was seeing somebody else.
Speaker 9 (18:27):
Well, how did you find out that she was seeing
someone else?
Speaker 4 (18:29):
She's uh for a close friend of hers told.
Speaker 5 (18:31):
Me, oh, so this is a cheater, anna backstabber.
Speaker 8 (18:36):
In one story she was a but I ended up
sleeping with that person, so I knew what goes around
comes wrong.
Speaker 5 (18:42):
It just keeps getting juicier and juicier, the treachery, the drama,
and and do you still find yourself in dramatic scandalous
situations like that today?
Speaker 4 (18:53):
Yes?
Speaker 8 (18:53):
Actually I had always find I think it's maybe because
like we do like stand up and stuff like that,
but it's like you always find yourself with a story
that's up, especially being single, you know what I mean,
Like going through the motions of dating, you're always like,
I don't feel like doing this, but I'm gonna do
it for the story.
Speaker 5 (19:08):
Wow, So do you ever see yourself saying goodbye to
the drama?
Speaker 4 (19:14):
I mean would like to say goodbye to the drama.
But do I see myself saying goodbye?
Speaker 5 (19:18):
No?
Speaker 8 (19:18):
Why would I see?
Speaker 4 (19:19):
No, that's boring.
Speaker 9 (19:20):
You're doing it for the stand up?
Speaker 4 (19:21):
Yeah, I'm doing it for the story.
Speaker 1 (19:23):
You do it for the story.
Speaker 4 (19:25):
Right here.
Speaker 5 (19:26):
So, Flobert Flaubert said to be violent in your work,
you have to be okay. I don't know what actually
he said, but it was like basically to be wild
and like crazy in your work. You have to have
like a normal I'm paraphrasing, but like a normal day
to day. I think someone said, Okay, so you don't
believe in that.
Speaker 8 (19:45):
No, I believe that you should always live for the story.
Speaker 4 (19:50):
Okay, right, we should put that on a T shirt.
Speaker 1 (19:52):
Live for the story. I love that. That's a motto
for the story. Yes, cheat and backstep. Okay.
Speaker 5 (20:00):
And what would you do if you say you're dating
a partner for eight years, living with them in a
tiny apartment. You come home one night and you find
they're asleep and there's like used condoms that are full
of white stuff.
Speaker 1 (20:15):
What would you do.
Speaker 4 (20:17):
What would I do.
Speaker 8 (20:18):
If I found condoms in the apartment, I would Oh,
I would flip the bed over while they were sleeping.
Speaker 5 (20:24):
So so yeah, just her so and then what if
she wakes up and she's like, oh my god, it's.
Speaker 1 (20:28):
Not what you think. The dog, I was walking the dog.
Speaker 4 (20:32):
I don't want to hear it. I don't want to
hear any lies.
Speaker 9 (20:35):
I mean, I think it was a good excuse.
Speaker 8 (20:37):
There's condoms in your apartment and you were walking the dog.
Speaker 1 (20:40):
The dog because it was raining.
Speaker 5 (20:41):
No, it was raining, and she wanted to protect the dolls.
Pause and then she put the white stuff is because
she put lotion on it, so moisturize the pauses.
Speaker 4 (20:50):
Bitch, Come on, would you.
Speaker 1 (20:53):
Give her you said, give yourself. You love a story,
would you give them credit?
Speaker 8 (20:57):
I love the story when it's not connected to me.
Speaker 4 (21:00):
But when I can give this story, I like it better.
Speaker 1 (21:02):
But do you like that story in general?
Speaker 9 (21:03):
Oh, that's a terrible story.
Speaker 4 (21:04):
No one would ever buy that ship.
Speaker 1 (21:06):
It's kind of creative, though, right.
Speaker 5 (21:08):
Okay, So can you think of a crazy excuse that
you've told or you've heard tell?
Speaker 8 (21:13):
Yeah, if a girl came into my apartment and she's like,
oh my god, there's a condom in the garbage can.
Speaker 4 (21:17):
I'd be like I was jerking off and I didn't
want to clean up the mess.
Speaker 9 (21:20):
That's actually pretty good, but it is really I've heard
that many times that you say that.
Speaker 4 (21:28):
Make some phone call and I don't want to. I
don't want you seeing it on my socks.
Speaker 5 (21:31):
I was like, thank you, old schoolie.
Speaker 4 (21:37):
I'm just letting you know how it goes.
Speaker 1 (21:39):
Hal It's just a little hair sheel, little hair gel.
Speaker 9 (21:42):
Is there another?
Speaker 1 (21:43):
What is one more thing we could ask? We'll see.
Speaker 5 (21:46):
Let's go to our little trusty questions.
Speaker 4 (21:49):
Guy's got.
Speaker 1 (21:52):
Oh what about oscars?
Speaker 5 (21:53):
Okay, okay, what if have you ever if you let's
picture this. You meet the most amazing and you have
a great night with them, They go home to your apartment,
y'all hook up, and the next day you're like, what
are friendsy? It's Valentine's s Yeah, let's say it's to
say it's Valentisee.
Speaker 1 (22:10):
And then you're like, what are you doing?
Speaker 5 (22:11):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (22:12):
I was gonna ask the other one?
Speaker 5 (22:13):
Okay, So you meet someone at a bar, you go home,
you hook up, and then you say like, I really
would like to see you some more what are you
doing later on today, and they go, well, I'm actually
getting married today.
Speaker 4 (22:24):
Awesome, this was fun while lasted.
Speaker 1 (22:27):
You really live in the moment. So good one.
Speaker 9 (22:29):
Take wonder chank you so much, Thank you, appreciated here.
Speaker 1 (22:33):
That's don't most awkward.
Speaker 9 (22:35):
Thank you.
Speaker 5 (22:37):
This city is full of cheaters and back stubbers, but
there's a few honest people out there.
Speaker 9 (22:41):
Yeah, in harmm only.
Speaker 1 (22:43):
That's a surprise.
Speaker 9 (22:44):
Yeah, I am actually surprised, but I'm actually uh, I'm impressed.
Speaker 5 (22:49):
This was good.
Speaker 9 (22:49):
This was good city supplies see tune from poor City of.
Speaker 10 (22:54):
Less on cheaters and backstabbers, back backstead back stabbers, cheet
is stab you in the front?
Speaker 1 (23:07):
Have you ever been cheated on? I think this is great.
Thank you.
Speaker 2 (23:11):
That's a wrap, folks, Big thanks to Twandagana and all
of our street side warriors. Here's hoping Cupid's arrow find
you all minus the drama. Keep tuning in for more
tales of love, laughs and the occasional turn to looney
Town will catch you on the flip side.
Hey, there are fabulous listeners.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
Buckle up because we're back with another juicy episode Today.
The one and only hilariously sharp to Wanda Gana is
back in our studio to dish out the deets on
his experience dating an escort. As soon as I hear that,
I'm like pump the brakes because I have so many
questions to ask, And the first one I'm going to
(00:25):
throw to him is, if you are dating an escort
and she just clocks into her job just another day
on the shift, do you consider her work while you're
together cheating? I cannot wait to hear Twanda's take. Let's
get into it.
Speaker 3 (00:41):
I got to tell another story that's like kind of devastating,
but it's all.
Speaker 4 (00:44):
It's all fine. I'm a therapy it's all guy.
Speaker 5 (00:53):
Hello listeners, We're back with a brand new episode of
Cheaters and Backstabbers.
Speaker 2 (01:00):
In our last episode, Kawana and I talked about him
being a virgin Jeeter. I cannot think of a more
dramatic switch going from that to dating an escort.
Speaker 1 (01:12):
Tell me all about it.
Speaker 3 (01:15):
So, for a period of time I was dating an escort.
I met her on Hinge.
Speaker 5 (01:23):
She was she was honest, about her day job her
night job.
Speaker 1 (01:27):
I don't know.
Speaker 4 (01:27):
It's it's both.
Speaker 6 (01:29):
Okay, the great changes day and night, but it's daytime cheaper.
Speaker 4 (01:33):
No, it's actually more expensive.
Speaker 3 (01:34):
So we were on this date and she's just telling
me about like, oh, the other day I was in
this town that was in this country. I was like, wait,
what are you too. She's like, I'm an escort and
I was like are and she's like, yeah, I don't worry.
It's just a date. I just thought you were handsome,
and I'm just like.
Speaker 6 (01:49):
Oh, so this is that's cool, Like I don't have
to pay you.
Speaker 3 (01:54):
I was like, so you're paying for drinks and now huh.
She just didn't laugh. I was like, I'm kidding, I'll pay,
I'll pay for.
Speaker 7 (02:00):
So yeah.
Speaker 3 (02:01):
We dated for a while and it was perfect because
remember I was like the first date, I was like,
this is interesting.
Speaker 4 (02:06):
That's what my therapist. I was like, Yo, this is
this is the cool.
Speaker 3 (02:09):
This is what happened because I tell all my therapist
about all my dates and then I let my therapist
reaction tell me if I see that person again. So
I was telling therapist so like you, I want to say,
what this escort and she was like, well, I think
that's for where you are right now, what you're going
through right now. That's like, A, it's perfect for you
now what I was going through, and this is it's
(02:31):
kind of heavy.
Speaker 4 (02:31):
This is I'm fine. I think I already know the story.
Speaker 3 (02:34):
But my last relationship before that, my ex girlfriend, her
cancer would come back and it was like terminal. So
you know, I'm sitting here just being like, all right,
how do I process all this?
Speaker 4 (02:50):
And also I can't.
Speaker 3 (02:52):
I was like I can only go so far with
the person because my fear was like I'd be in
bed with somebody else and like, hey, you your ex
girlfriend just died. Got to be sad, and this other
woman has to sit there and watch it. Be sad
about my acts feels like awkward as well. I didn't
want to happen. And some women are just like why
are you sad about why? A you said about her
and you still love her, and it's like it's it
(03:12):
was the whole thing. So my therapist was just like,
you have an emotional wall set up, and she has
an emotional wall set up, So you guys can I
think you guys can casually date for a while. So
we dated and then sometimes she's like, hey, I don't
know what you're supposed to meet today, but actually.
Speaker 6 (03:30):
I got I got work, which is like a date.
Speaker 3 (03:36):
Yeah, so this is this is very At first I
was it was so like weird because I was like,
am I getting cheating on? I was like nah, because
it's what I knew. I knew who she was beforehand,
so I'm not like stressing up. My boys were just
like what the All my friends were.
Speaker 4 (03:56):
Like, what the fuck?
Speaker 1 (03:57):
Did they meet her?
Speaker 4 (03:58):
Couple? My friends did eventually at first like yeah, what
the fuck? What what are you? Are you on coke? Like,
what's happening?
Speaker 6 (04:05):
Were you on coke?
Speaker 4 (04:06):
No? Never? Never, They're like what are you doing? Are
you all right?
Speaker 3 (04:09):
Like what happened? What happened in your life? And I
was like, Max has fucking cancer, That's what happened. They're like, oh, yeah,
all right, that makes more sense. But there was not
I don't call it cheating, but it was just like
it kind of made me look at intimacy different. It
made me look at like what cheating is, and it's
I think cheating me is like it's a betrayal of trust, right,
And that to me did not feel like cheating.
Speaker 4 (04:32):
Wow.
Speaker 3 (04:32):
So I was like, all right, this person told me
what they're doing, they told me who they are, tell
me what they're about. So if I don't feel like
my trust has been betrayed, I'm fine. Plus I got
this shit, I'm working, I got this ship that I
told her I was because I remember I told her
after our first date. I remember I was just like, hey,
just so you know, uh, I have no money. My
(04:55):
bank account is negative eighty dollars and my ex girlfriend
is dying in about a month. And she was just
like okay, And I was like, all right, worried, We're
we're good. We wanted to say we're on the same
page now. So she telling me about her data or whatever,
and I'd be like, yeah, that sucks. I talked to
my ex for the last time. It's so so we
(05:15):
can kind.
Speaker 4 (05:16):
Of oh my gosh, yeah.
Speaker 5 (05:20):
I really respect that like honesty and that cheating isn't
really cheating. It's not even about the physical act. It's
like a betrayal.
Speaker 4 (05:31):
Yeah, it's about it. It's about the betrayal.
Speaker 3 (05:33):
And then that was like cool, but like we're and
then like we talk about getting too honest with people again,
that's the scary things, like you, I won't. I crave
that level of honesty in any wayship I'm in Yeah,
so like you ask if you ask them that, Like,
I just how you can tell if I'm dating somebody
and I like them. You can ask them about anything
(05:54):
that we've talked about and be like, oh, yeah, I
know that story, I know about this, I know about that.
Speaker 2 (05:59):
You know.
Speaker 4 (05:59):
Do you know what's wanted to do? The escort? Okay,
he showed me her.
Speaker 1 (06:02):
Yeah she's beautiful.
Speaker 6 (06:04):
Oh yeah.
Speaker 5 (06:06):
Well I think a lot about generational lying and like
what you've been taught by your parents, because my mother
inadvertently taught me about the polite lie.
Speaker 1 (06:15):
And I don't know if this is like a Southern.
Speaker 5 (06:17):
Cultural thing, but I was always raised where it's kind
of like, if it's impolite to say something and it
might hurt someone's feelings, you do a white lie, and
not only is that accepted, but it's encouraged. And to
this day, sometimes my mom will tell me how to
deal with if she knows something in my life. She's like, well,
just tell them this because it'll spare their feelings or
(06:37):
make them feel something. And I'm like, yeah, that's not
how I live my life because I don't want to
pretend like either things are better than they seem or
just because it's like you not being afraid to say, hey,
this is something that's.
Speaker 1 (06:49):
Sad and heavy.
Speaker 5 (06:51):
My girlfriend had terminally ill, and my mother would kind
of like, I think this was her answer. My father
had a lot of affairs, but he also ended up
having cancer and dying, and she kind of neglected the
bad sides of him and a little bit like sanctified
him in some regards because that was a more polite story.
(07:12):
And I think if you are honest and you can
hold the truth about a person, which is like they
are never all. It's never all one thing or the other.
It's never black or white. There's always gray. But in
order to look at it in all of the full glory,
that's the truth and so not everyone's. It's like you
want the truth, you can't handle the truth. So I
(07:32):
applaud you for learning, making those mistakes young, and then
working to surround yourself in relationships as an adult while
you know, truth is something it's a line that we
can always skirt, you know, like you did with the
Bushwick roommate situation.
Speaker 3 (07:47):
Yeah, that was That was the last lie that I
told that I really felt like I felt awful about.
Speaker 5 (07:52):
It and embarrassing because you want people like you're aware
of how you're doing in life, and you're aware of
and know that you're worthy, whether you have roommates or
whether you don't. And I think our society wants everything
to be, you know, great, but it's okay to not
be great. It's okay to not be perfect for sure.
(08:13):
But then I think it's okay to be a pussy.
Speaker 3 (08:17):
Strong Yeah. Yeah, it's dicks that are sensitive. Ha ha,
yeah exactly.
Speaker 4 (08:25):
I like women. But what was I gonna say?
Speaker 3 (08:29):
Oh, I was gonna say that, like I think sometimes
white lives and small lives are like appropriate mhm, and
not say like like you don't need full transparency, like
if you have a bad date young, like a, I
didn't like you because you did this.
Speaker 5 (08:43):
This and this right, you're a booker hanging out of
your nose and you.
Speaker 3 (08:47):
It's just be like a sorry, I'm just like I'm
looking over my dating life right now. I don't know
if I have the time or just like emostally, I
feel this like you can kind of like use that,
but what happened to me actually is talking about grief
again what I would do?
Speaker 4 (09:03):
And I I.
Speaker 3 (09:05):
Feel like when you don't properly heal from something emotionally,
you start to use it as you can use it
as a weapon. And I would catch myself fantasizing about
using my grief as just like a way to get
out of accountability. Yeah, oh, why don't you call me back?
I'm sorry, I was thinking about my dad acts so
I couldn't call you at the moment.
Speaker 4 (09:24):
It's like, that's not the truth. But I mean it's
kind of the truth, but it's not the truth, and
it's a handicap.
Speaker 5 (09:29):
And I mean you were older when that happened, but
I was a kid when my dad died. And I'm like,
I definitely got treated like I got a lot of
get out of jail free card. Oh get because people
felt bad for me and I had a card. Use
that so much because everyone knows someone who's had cancer
and everyone's lost someone to cancer. And I think, yeah,
that accountability of like, yeah, this isn't about me, you know,
(09:51):
this is not an excuse to go around being a
terrible person.
Speaker 4 (09:56):
Yeah it's not.
Speaker 3 (09:57):
And it's I think for me, what it was too
is just like speaking of line. It was a lie
I had to myself because when all that stuff happened,
I was like I caught myself in relationships and everything
just like still had like a wall up like I had.
I had an ax after she was like, yo, I
feel like I don't know you. Yeah, so you need
(10:18):
to be transparent. What we talked about it was like,
I tell you all my ship. I told you about
you know, my ex dime.
Speaker 4 (10:22):
I told you.
Speaker 3 (10:23):
He said, yeah, yeah, you told me about all the stuff
that's happened, but you didn't tell me about I don't
know you. And I was just like, well why not.
I was like, huh, why not? And then it hit
me that I was just like I wasn't necessarily lying,
but I was trying to protect I was so afraid
of somebody getting to actually know the real meet because
(10:44):
I was like, if you know, if you get too
close to me, I know that a person I am,
I don't get stuck like apartment is really afraid again
stuck in a situation again where it's like, oh shit,
now this other person's like sick and I gotta take
care of them because you liked it because I feel
like I'm not be funny about it, but I feel
like if you found out my exact cancer and I
stayed with her the whole time, and you get cancer
(11:05):
and I leave you, you can what the fucky right?
Speaker 1 (11:08):
Why am I not good enough?
Speaker 4 (11:10):
Why am I good? Why am I not good?
Speaker 8 (11:12):
Here?
Speaker 1 (11:13):
Like, I don't want to be the chemo guy.
Speaker 4 (11:14):
I don't want to be that one beat.
Speaker 5 (11:16):
Oh you have cancer, you should have Twanda's number because
he's like really good.
Speaker 1 (11:20):
At helping people.
Speaker 5 (11:20):
Oh yeah, you're gonna end up being a sex worker
like your other ex and you know, just start dating
people who are going through a hard time.
Speaker 6 (11:28):
How you make your money exactly.
Speaker 3 (11:29):
It's like I got I got warm socks for you up,
I heat it up your water. I got you some broth.
I got a bunch of Netflix shows you can watch
distracts you from the fact that you have poisoning your body,
trying to destroy your body.
Speaker 1 (11:41):
Oh my gosh, how many years ago is that?
Speaker 4 (11:44):
She passed in twenty twenty?
Speaker 1 (11:46):
Yeah, so it's still recent.
Speaker 3 (11:48):
Yeah, but I have a good I do a good
job of like mum Day and somebody that I really like,
I mention it. Yeah, because if It's also my belief
is if I tell jokes about a thing, I can.
Speaker 4 (12:00):
Tell you about it.
Speaker 3 (12:01):
Yeah, because there's nothing worse than like you ever invite,
like have a date, come to like a cool show
and they watch you say some shit about yourself.
Speaker 4 (12:09):
They had no idea and they're like who the what?
Speaker 8 (12:13):
Right?
Speaker 5 (12:13):
Oh? All the time people just think that, They're like,
that's such a crazy story.
Speaker 1 (12:17):
How did you come up with that?
Speaker 5 (12:19):
And I'm like, oh, it's really like people don't understand
that comedians jokes are usually based in reality.
Speaker 3 (12:26):
At a date come to a show once a few
years ago and had a joke about lamydia and she
didn't hear it. But then afterwards, another comedian come up
to me like, yo, Suanta, did you know that?
Speaker 4 (12:38):
After you went up?
Speaker 3 (12:40):
So the community had joke about nmdia too, And this
girl was like not chlamydia and I was like.
Speaker 4 (12:50):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (12:50):
But then her reaction told me I can't date her
because I was like, she got so like prudish, does
excuse me?
Speaker 4 (12:56):
And they had HIV. Damn, calm down, It's curable. It's
a build for that.
Speaker 1 (13:01):
There are superstrains.
Speaker 4 (13:02):
Yeah, yeah they are.
Speaker 5 (13:03):
Okay, Well, I just want to thank you so much
for all of these amazing stories that you shared and
for having this like now you know, almost twenty years
working towards honesty and transparency in relationships. I think a
lot of people could learn from you, and I am
so inspired. And tell us where people can follow you
(13:24):
or hear you and what you're up to.
Speaker 3 (13:26):
Well, you can follow my Instagram the Towanda Gona. I
don't like having the va there, but Towanda Gona at
Instagram is just some sad African boy and just at
Towanda is just the angriest black one I've ever seen
in my life. All she posts memes just like if
you can't handle me, now fuck you. I'm like, I
(13:47):
can't ask her for her name. So the Towanda Gonah
Tawa nd a g o n a follow me there.
I have an art page that's called Tawan Draws, t
A w A and d r a w I us.
I'm doing a solo art exhibit and I'm gonna post
more about in January, host a monthly show at Friends
(14:10):
and Lovers and Crown Heights. My TikTok is just twandagona
and I am locked out of my Twitter.
Speaker 4 (14:17):
There's also Twandagona. So that's where you can find me.
Speaker 1 (14:19):
That's so fun.
Speaker 5 (14:20):
Thank you so much for being an amazing guest and
an amazing comedian in New York City.
Speaker 4 (14:25):
Thank y'all for having me.
Speaker 2 (14:28):
Next up my comedy partner in crime Shot Ideas and
I take it to the streets of New York to
hear from listeners like you, and we always start every
man and woman on the street interview with our number
one question, have.
Speaker 1 (14:40):
You ever been cheated on?
Speaker 5 (14:41):
Can you tell us a little bit more about that heartbreak?
Speaker 7 (14:44):
A cheated on me. I didn't know. I thought I
thought she was gonna be with me and then she
got with.
Speaker 4 (14:51):
My best friend.
Speaker 9 (14:52):
Oh, oh my gosh, I'm so sorry.
Speaker 1 (14:56):
Were you mad at the best friend too?
Speaker 7 (14:58):
No, why would I be mad at?
Speaker 9 (15:00):
I mean, if the homies came in the.
Speaker 7 (15:02):
Right, if she gave it to the homie that was
your best friend.
Speaker 4 (15:08):
Na, it was like a real close friend.
Speaker 5 (15:10):
But yeah, so he took himself out of the best
friend category.
Speaker 4 (15:15):
Nah, I'm still friends with him.
Speaker 1 (15:17):
I love that is he still with her? No, he
cheated on her. They were not together. They were not
together together.
Speaker 5 (15:24):
So what would you do if you were living with
a woman, and then you came home and saw.
Speaker 1 (15:30):
A bunch of used condoms.
Speaker 9 (15:34):
That weren't yours.
Speaker 7 (15:36):
Have you ever seen uh Slim shady Adoctor Dre's video
when the dude comes home and the girls sleeping with
the other dude.
Speaker 4 (15:45):
Yes, something like that.
Speaker 9 (15:50):
We'll play the video right.
Speaker 5 (15:53):
But what would you do if she gave you the
excuse that it was What would you do if she
gave you the excuse that the condoms were all used
because she was putting them on the dog's feet.
Speaker 1 (16:02):
To go walk the dog?
Speaker 4 (16:04):
Look at what.
Speaker 1 (16:07):
And that the.
Speaker 5 (16:07):
Lotion it was actually just lotion because she was trying
to moisturize the.
Speaker 1 (16:10):
Dog's pause.
Speaker 4 (16:14):
Her and the dog getting sucked up, not by me.
Speaker 7 (16:18):
I got sisters.
Speaker 1 (16:20):
And karma, you know karma.
Speaker 9 (16:22):
Did you want to talk about what just happened now?
Speaker 1 (16:24):
Or no?
Speaker 4 (16:25):
I guess he just got dumped. I just got doped.
Speaker 9 (16:31):
You did them?
Speaker 7 (16:32):
No, don't mean yeah, you don't mean right after we
signed the new lease, so two months into a base.
Speaker 4 (16:39):
That I can't afford.
Speaker 1 (16:41):
So she really backstabbed you?
Speaker 4 (16:44):
Yeah she did.
Speaker 7 (16:46):
She did what was better for her. I mean, you
can't be mad at certain situations. You know what I mean,
he just move on and then I'm just gonna fuck
over our girls in a no apartment for two months.
Speaker 5 (16:54):
Yeah, that's a bigger person. That's a bigger person, and
that is a person literally and is her name on
the lease as well?
Speaker 7 (17:00):
Names on a lease too.
Speaker 9 (17:01):
So that's going to stay there for what a year
or two?
Speaker 7 (17:04):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (17:05):
To your least.
Speaker 5 (17:06):
So y'all really believed in the relationship, Well he did.
He's gonna go cry later on.
Speaker 9 (17:19):
We'll men sure your record and send it.
Speaker 3 (17:20):
To us.
Speaker 4 (17:23):
Recording.
Speaker 7 (17:24):
That's crazy. I would call it the chica to go.
Speaker 5 (17:26):
Oh right, So revenge, revenge is what you're seeking.
Speaker 7 (17:32):
I'm on revenge sex.
Speaker 1 (17:34):
We love that for you. We love that for you.
Thank you.
Speaker 9 (17:37):
Congratulations on the breakup in the new.
Speaker 1 (17:39):
Lease, the new lease on life, the new lease on life.
Speaker 9 (17:45):
Sorry, sorry, we.
Speaker 1 (17:46):
We're manifesting with you. We're manifesting with you.
Speaker 9 (17:49):
You got this.
Speaker 2 (17:51):
I am ready to ask another man on the street
a few questions. So let's start with our standard.
Speaker 9 (17:55):
All right, have you ever been cheated on?
Speaker 4 (17:58):
Yes?
Speaker 7 (17:58):
I have?
Speaker 4 (18:00):
Is what happened briefly, the girl cheated on me? Okay, No,
I'm just kidding.
Speaker 8 (18:04):
I came home and there Yeah, because I came home late.
Speaker 4 (18:08):
I came home late. No, I'm just kidding.
Speaker 8 (18:11):
I came home and she was not there usually the
time she's supposed to be, And when she came home,
she was just acting all weird.
Speaker 4 (18:18):
And like two days later I found out that she
was seeing someone else.
Speaker 8 (18:21):
She ended things with me and then told me it's
because she was not happy.
Speaker 4 (18:25):
But I found out she was seeing somebody else.
Speaker 9 (18:27):
Well, how did you find out that she was seeing
someone else?
Speaker 4 (18:29):
She's uh for a close friend of hers told.
Speaker 5 (18:31):
Me, oh, so this is a cheater, anna backstabber.
Speaker 8 (18:36):
In one story she was a but I ended up
sleeping with that person, so I knew what goes around
comes wrong.
Speaker 5 (18:42):
It just keeps getting juicier and juicier, the treachery, the drama,
and and do you still find yourself in dramatic scandalous
situations like that today?
Speaker 4 (18:53):
Yes?
Speaker 8 (18:53):
Actually I had always find I think it's maybe because
like we do like stand up and stuff like that,
but it's like you always find yourself with a story
that's up, especially being single, you know what I mean,
Like going through the motions of dating, you're always like,
I don't feel like doing this, but I'm gonna do
it for the story.
Speaker 5 (19:08):
Wow, So do you ever see yourself saying goodbye to
the drama?
Speaker 4 (19:14):
I mean would like to say goodbye to the drama.
But do I see myself saying goodbye?
Speaker 5 (19:18):
No?
Speaker 8 (19:18):
Why would I see?
Speaker 4 (19:19):
No, that's boring.
Speaker 9 (19:20):
You're doing it for the stand up?
Speaker 4 (19:21):
Yeah, I'm doing it for the story.
Speaker 1 (19:23):
You do it for the story.
Speaker 4 (19:25):
Right here.
Speaker 5 (19:26):
So, Flobert Flaubert said to be violent in your work,
you have to be okay. I don't know what actually
he said, but it was like basically to be wild
and like crazy in your work. You have to have
like a normal I'm paraphrasing, but like a normal day
to day. I think someone said, Okay, so you don't
believe in that.
Speaker 8 (19:45):
No, I believe that you should always live for the story.
Speaker 4 (19:50):
Okay, right, we should put that on a T shirt.
Speaker 1 (19:52):
Live for the story. I love that. That's a motto
for the story. Yes, cheat and backstep. Okay.
Speaker 5 (20:00):
And what would you do if you say you're dating
a partner for eight years, living with them in a
tiny apartment. You come home one night and you find
they're asleep and there's like used condoms that are full
of white stuff.
Speaker 1 (20:15):
What would you do.
Speaker 4 (20:17):
What would I do.
Speaker 8 (20:18):
If I found condoms in the apartment, I would Oh,
I would flip the bed over while they were sleeping.
Speaker 5 (20:24):
So so yeah, just her so and then what if
she wakes up and she's like, oh my god, it's.
Speaker 1 (20:28):
Not what you think. The dog, I was walking the dog.
Speaker 4 (20:32):
I don't want to hear it. I don't want to
hear any lies.
Speaker 9 (20:35):
I mean, I think it was a good excuse.
Speaker 8 (20:37):
There's condoms in your apartment and you were walking the dog.
Speaker 1 (20:40):
The dog because it was raining.
Speaker 5 (20:41):
No, it was raining, and she wanted to protect the dolls.
Pause and then she put the white stuff is because
she put lotion on it, so moisturize the pauses.
Speaker 4 (20:50):
Bitch, Come on, would you.
Speaker 1 (20:53):
Give her you said, give yourself. You love a story,
would you give them credit?
Speaker 8 (20:57):
I love the story when it's not connected to me.
Speaker 4 (21:00):
But when I can give this story, I like it better.
Speaker 1 (21:02):
But do you like that story in general?
Speaker 9 (21:03):
Oh, that's a terrible story.
Speaker 4 (21:04):
No one would ever buy that ship.
Speaker 1 (21:06):
It's kind of creative, though, right.
Speaker 5 (21:08):
Okay, So can you think of a crazy excuse that
you've told or you've heard tell?
Speaker 8 (21:13):
Yeah, if a girl came into my apartment and she's like,
oh my god, there's a condom in the garbage can.
Speaker 4 (21:17):
I'd be like I was jerking off and I didn't
want to clean up the mess.
Speaker 9 (21:20):
That's actually pretty good, but it is really I've heard
that many times that you say that.
Speaker 4 (21:28):
Make some phone call and I don't want to. I
don't want you seeing it on my socks.
Speaker 5 (21:31):
I was like, thank you, old schoolie.
Speaker 4 (21:37):
I'm just letting you know how it goes.
Speaker 1 (21:39):
Hal It's just a little hair sheel, little hair gel.
Speaker 9 (21:42):
Is there another?
Speaker 1 (21:43):
What is one more thing we could ask? We'll see.
Speaker 5 (21:46):
Let's go to our little trusty questions.
Speaker 4 (21:49):
Guy's got.
Speaker 1 (21:52):
Oh what about oscars?
Speaker 5 (21:53):
Okay, okay, what if have you ever if you let's
picture this. You meet the most amazing and you have
a great night with them, They go home to your apartment,
y'all hook up, and the next day you're like, what
are friendsy? It's Valentine's s Yeah, let's say it's to
say it's Valentisee.
Speaker 1 (22:10):
And then you're like, what are you doing?
Speaker 5 (22:11):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (22:12):
I was gonna ask the other one?
Speaker 5 (22:13):
Okay, So you meet someone at a bar, you go home,
you hook up, and then you say like, I really
would like to see you some more what are you
doing later on today, and they go, well, I'm actually
getting married today.
Speaker 4 (22:24):
Awesome, this was fun while lasted.
Speaker 1 (22:27):
You really live in the moment. So good one.
Speaker 9 (22:29):
Take wonder chank you so much, Thank you, appreciated here.
Speaker 1 (22:33):
That's don't most awkward.
Speaker 9 (22:35):
Thank you.
Speaker 5 (22:37):
This city is full of cheaters and back stubbers, but
there's a few honest people out there.
Speaker 9 (22:41):
Yeah, in harmm only.
Speaker 1 (22:43):
That's a surprise.
Speaker 9 (22:44):
Yeah, I am actually surprised, but I'm actually uh, I'm impressed.
Speaker 5 (22:49):
This was good.
Speaker 9 (22:49):
This was good city supplies see tune from poor City of.
Speaker 10 (22:54):
Less on cheaters and backstabbers, back backstead back stabbers, cheet
is stab you in the front?
Speaker 1 (23:07):
Have you ever been cheated on? I think this is great.
Thank you.
Speaker 2 (23:11):
That's a wrap, folks, Big thanks to Twandagana and all
of our street side warriors. Here's hoping Cupid's arrow find
you all minus the drama. Keep tuning in for more
tales of love, laughs and the occasional turn to looney
Town will catch you on the flip side.
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