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Old Chile spins a truly unforgettable tale of Texas football, small-town payback, and the most expensive prostate exam in booster club history. When cranky oilman Charlie Bates strong-arms his way into a physical with pediatrician Slip Phillips, things don’t quite go as planned. One frozen latex glove, one hidden camera, and one very public auction l...

Old Chile introduces us to Roy—the flashiest, fiercest, most unforgettable character to ever disco-dance into danger. From silk shirts and diamond-studded Rolexes to wartime poker rings and after-hours shootouts, Roy wasn’t just a man—he was a walking firecracker in gator loafers. In this explosive tale (literally), Chile recounts how a would-be robbery turned into a foot-blasting lesson from one bad old man who w...

Old Chile takes you on a “high-stakes” investigation straight out of a gumbo-flavored detective novel—minus the professionalism. It’s 1974, and a routine child custody surveillance turns into a beer-soaked stakeout, complete with pork rinds, pizza, and near arrest. When four armed men surround the car in the dead of night, Chile braces for the end—until one of them turns out to be a frat brother with a...

Old Chile stirs up a Texas-sized tale of friendship, faith, and 75 gallons of gumbo gone rogue. When the local Episcopal minister ropes him and the McKinney police chief into cooking for a church fundraiser, things quickly go off-recipe—no silverware, no idea how to use the soup kettles, and a final gumbo spill that sends the neighborhood pets into a Cajun frenzy. It’s a story of community, chaos, and just enough roux t...

Old Chile lifts the curtain on one of life’s more delicate adventures: his very own vasectomy, or as he calls it—The Gelding. With plenty of pre-op “research” (read: beers and bad advice), a homegrown shave job, and enough one-liners to keep the surgical staff blushing, Chile turns a nerve-wracking rite of passage into a comedy of errors. From pink Easter egg jokes to post...

Old Chile brings the party—and a handful of .22 bullets—to a not-so-peaceful sixth birthday bash. With tap shoes for Lucy, a bullhorn for Brian, and four shiny cartridges tucked under his tongue, Chile manages to dodge Simon Says, fake-swallow live ammo, and send a roomful of moms into a frenzy. A call to Goose Creek Hospital, a dramatic drive,...

Old Chile takes us back to one fateful Thursday night filled with Groucho Marx, choir practice, and a surprise trip to the emergency bathroom. While Mom and Dad sang hymns, Chile stayed home with his TV-loving grandmother and a junk drawer full of temptation. One pen knife, one overstuffed chair, and one nose later… well, let’s just say Grouch...

Old Chile takes us back to a simpler time—when jukeboxes bubbled, fries came with tartar sauce, and Grandpa’s pants were always one beer away from disaster. In this tale of burgers, backfires, and bare-bottomed blunders, Chile recounts a fateful lunch at the Rebel Inn with Daddy Max—a Studebaker-driving, camel-smoking character with a love for Pearl beer and zero regard for belts. It’s heartwarming, hilariou...

Old Chile takes us on a two-wheeled journey straight into the heart of boyhood curiosity, forbidden staircases, and one unforgettable delivery run. It’s 1956 in Goose Creek, Texas, and when Chile and his buddy “Hairs” get tasked with bringing mystery bags to the infamous Roxie’s, they think they’ve hit the adventure jackpot. What they find upstairs? Red lamps, sheer tops, and life lessons they definite...

Old Chile takes us back to the days of barbershop battles, flat tops, and the fateful Mohawk that earned him the worst whoopin’ of his life. From the talc-scented traditions of Old Reliable to the taxidermy jungle of the Trophy Barbershop, this coming-of-age cut is equal parts heartwarming, hilarious, and hairy. Turns out, the rite of passage to manhood sometimes starts with a pair of clippers and ends with dad’s belt. ...

Old Chile takes us for a wild ride through the misadventures of his first luxury car—Auto, a 1964 Mercedes-Benz with more quirks than horsepower. From goat pellets in the glovebox to pushing executives in wool suits through Austin traffic, this strange-but-true tale proves that sometimes, love for a car defies all mechanical logic. Buckle up—this one'...

A series of tasty morsels to entertain, charm and welcome you into a world of old ideas that can become new. Drew (aka Chile) has lived a colorful, vivacious life and is now sharing memories that might just resonate with you. Friends and strangers have loved his stories and now he’s sharing them with all of you! It’s always been a dream of Chile’s to share these spicy stories with his grandchildren… hopeful...