August 3, 2022 • 25 mins
Disgraced entertainer Don Saldívar hosts this Cash Cab rip-off in which he picks up unsuspecting passengers, shoves them into his trunk, and forces them to play a game.
Cast: Joey Dardano, Mary Houlihan, and Danny Palumbo
Martin Urbano is a hip Latino comedian/writer/satirist. He has performed on Jimmy Kimmel Live, Comedy Central, The CW, and recently taped a set for the stand-up comedy series This Joka with Will Smith and Westbrook Studios. Martin was featured as a cast member on the National Lampoon Radio Hour reboot and was one of Vulture's Comics to Watch in 2019. Martin worked as a writer/producer for Danny's House on Viceland and has hosted several episodes of Chris Gethard Presents on MNN. Martin was a 2017 New Face at Just For Laughs. While there, he was added to Howie Mandel's Comedy Gala, which was filmed for The CW. Follow Martin on Instagram at @martinurbanojr and on Twitter at @martinurbano.
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Speaker 1 (00:06):
Oh. My name is Don Saldivar, and welcome to my
new game show, Cash Trunk. We drive around looking for
unsuspecting people to step into my car. But what they
don't know is that we've turned my car into a
game show. I quiz passengers all the way to their destination.
But if they get three wrong, they're out of here.
(00:28):
Let's hit the road now, all right? Where to uh? Four? Please?
(00:50):
You got it? My name is Joey. By the way,
I like to bond with everybody who's vaccine. I'm in right,
all right, cool, I prefer quiet. It's actually hey, uh,
you don't have one of those little TVs, one of
the the cap TVs. Those are like my favorite, that's
like my favorite part of the cap. Well, this isn't
(01:11):
a regular taxi. Oh ship? Wait? Is am I on
cash cap? Oh? No, ow, you're on cash Trunk. I'm
(01:34):
gonna take you to your destination, but along the way,
I'm gonna be asking you some trivia questions. Each question
is worth cold hard cash, but if you get three wrong,
we will drop you off on the side of the
road in a ditch. We're in Manhattan. There's no there's
(01:55):
no dick. Don't slow me get a store. That's oh
my god, that's down. Oh, son't worry. We're taking the
scenic route to give you more chances to win some money.
How does that sound? I don't want to do that. Hey,
I'll walk, I'll walk and walk. It's cash trunk. First question,
(02:17):
books missed the turn. I'm gonna papa ue. Hey man,
that's fine. You can ask you to market market alright.
Question one in Stephen King's original Shawshank Redemption story, how
much money does Andy Dufrain smuggle into prison via his butt?
(02:38):
I've never I've never seen the movie. It's thirty years
old and I haven't seen it. The movies older than me.
I um uh uh fuck? Oh so close. You know what,
if you need help, you have a lifeline. Do you
want to use your lifeline? I feel like you're struggling here. Yeah,
all right, Well all you have to do is punch
(03:00):
out that break light right there and flag somebody down.
Thought I was gonna be. I'll ask them to roll
their window down and they can help you answer the question.
Go ahead and knock that brake light out, and I
can trust you to do that. Like you're actually gonna
ask him because I can't see. I can't see ship.
Just go ahead and pudge that brake light out. Okay, Wow,
(03:27):
that next car really noticed that. All right, let's see,
I'm gonna pull up to them. Uh No, we're just
gonna keep driving here. Uh, they're just gonna drive right
next to us. Let me see the roll under window,
all right, all right, he's holding up his fingers to
show the number ten. Now he's flashing them two, three, four, five, six, seven,
eight nine ten. Oh damn. He drove off a cliff.
(03:50):
But it seems like he was saying, where are they?
We're in Manhattan, driving you to your destination. Actually, I
gotta pop a you you was it? Was it ten? Out?
Was it ten tho dollars? That is incorrect? Oh it
was one hundred dollars. Jeez, it's like you want to
(04:13):
get dropped off in a ditch. I would I actually
would prefer not. Alright, we're going on to question number two.
That's strike one, But you got a question number two.
God damn, the person in front of me is going
too damn slow. Let me speed up real quick. Damn
ambulances in this city, I swear, alright. Question number two, sure,
(04:33):
who cares. But what is the female gonad? You have
multiple choice on this one, the uterus, the ovary, or
the brain. Huh, don't and don't answer the nickname for
for for dick and stuff. I don't have the answer
(04:55):
to that right here. I'm just kind of going off
the top of my head on these questions, unfortunately, just
sort of making them up because I go along. Oh
so close, Seriously, this ditch is getting closer and closer.
It was the ovary. It was the ovary. Oh so
(05:15):
sorry about that. Oh, we're going on to a bumpy road.
You know what that means. It's time for the off
road round. No multiple choices, and it's a lightning round,
so you have to answer quickly. But of course if
you get three of these wrong, that counts as one
more strike and you are out. Are you ready for
(05:36):
the bumpy road round out? I'm gonna take that as
always as a yes. All right, okay? First question, what
is the square root of nine hundred sixty two to
the nearest integer? I'm gonna kill myself. Oh so close,
(05:58):
thirty one? All right? Next should how do you pronounce
the number thirty one in Latin? But they all went
on so honestly incredibly close, trigging top unas, top unas. Alright,
one more question, Joey. If you get this one wrong,
(06:20):
we are kicking you out of this car. Do you understand? Yes,
I truly can't tell that's a good or a bad
thing at this point. Again, we're still on this bumpy road.
To watch your head, please be careful. Wow, what a
bumpy road we've got here. It's it's causing all kinds
of havoc. All right, Joey, here's your question. You gotta
get this one right unless you want me to drop
(06:40):
you off in this ditch, which it feels like you do.
But here we go. What is the capital of the
United States? Washington, Washington, d C. That's correct, all right,
that is correct, all right, But we're gonna keep going.
Of course, we still got quite a few questions. This
is a long, umpy road, all right, Joey. What is
(07:02):
the square root of thirty one to the nearest hundred
of a decimal? Uh? Uh uh five five five point
three point three one pot close five point five six
(07:30):
And unfortunately that is three incorrect answers. You're unfortunately still
five miles away from your destination, which is actually further
away than where you got picked up. Sorry about that.
I think I took a wrong turn at some point.
All right, thanks for playing. Yeah, okay, I don't where's
(07:56):
my phone on my phone? Oh? Sorry, I can't give
that back to you. Can't ruin the sanctity of the game.
So here we go. All right, Well we left that
person in a ditch. Let's see who we're picking up next.
After the break man, we're really out in the middle
(08:17):
of nowhere. Huh hi, Hey, hey, where too? Um David Busters? Please?
(08:41):
Sounds good? Just one sec. You're on past trunk? What
is past trunk? Out? Rules are simple. I promise I'm
(09:06):
taking you to your destination. On the way, I'm going
to ask you some trivia questions. Each question is worth
ten dollars cash. If you get three wrong, I drop
you off in a ditch. Does that sound all right
to you? You promise, yeah, sure, why not? But you
(09:26):
gotta get my trivia questions right on the way to
your destination. Do you think you can handle that? Yeah? Alright?
I love the enthusiasm. Okay, is this film? It's recorded,
(09:47):
It's an audio game show. It's the hot new thing.
Why do you ask? Is this a game show or
is this just like what you do? Well, it is
what I do, and then somebody offered me a little
bit of money to make it a game show podcast.
I hear it's the hot new thing. Everybody's doing it.
(10:09):
Codan O'Brien has what I believe. Oh cool, sound legit?
All right, let's do this. I love the enthusiasm. Let's
get into it. Question number one, Damn, I just ran
over a cute little bunny there, alright? Question number one, No, No,
that was I'm pretty sure that was a bunny. Could
have been a cap, but I'm fairly certain it was
(10:31):
a bunny. Alright. Question number one. I didn't have time
to celebrate this year, but International Day for the Elimination
of Violence against Women is around? What holiday? Got a
multiple choice here? Easter, Thanksgiving or pay Day? And of
course you have one lifeline if you need it. Let
(10:52):
me know Easter, Thanksgiving or pay Day? Okay, I have
a guest. I have a guest me through that. Can
you tell me about the lifeline? Yes, if you need help,
you can punch that break light out and flag somebody down. Okay, Yeah,
I think I'll just go with my guest. Um is
(11:13):
it Easter, oh so close Thanksgiving. Thanksgiving Elimination of Violence
against Women Day is around Thanksgiving. I'm surprised you didn't
know that, but okay, wow, that is that is strike one.
That is unfortunate. And we have still a ways away
to your destination. So there's a lot writing on question
(11:35):
number two. You know, I I can't really count that good.
All right, we're going into question number two. Are you
ready for it? Yeah? Here we go up. We're passing
through a school zone with the speed up real quick.
He alright. Question number two in the clotrus whatever that
(12:00):
is was labeled by a French physician member on tool,
which translates to what the shameful member, the dishonorable organ,
or the old wives tale. Al Right, of course you
still have a lifeline on the block. But I want
to hear your thought process here. Okay, well, I it's
(12:23):
the first one that was member because you said like member,
so those sounds similar. So that I think is my
most educated guest. But I just really don't know like
this would be a guest again. Um, so I punch
(12:49):
through the brake light. Just go ahead and punch that
brake light out and flag somebody down. Okay, um okay,
hold on, okay, okay, alright, I think you need one
more to get it out. I don't I don't know
if that was that was hard enough? Actually, can I can?
(13:10):
I kick? It doesn't have to be a punch, you
can try. I find it easier to just punch it
out in the times that I've practiced this game at
home by myself. But yeah, go ahead, whatever whatever will work,
all right. I'm just I'm just going to use my
foot real quick because my hand is bleeding. Um okay, yes, okay,
(13:34):
so now I can ask, Yeah, just flag somebody down.
Do whatever hand gesture you think would flag somebody down.
Sticking alright, that middle finger might not be might not
be the best thing to do. Just try to flag
somebody down there. I'm in a car trunk. I'm a
woman in a car trunk. Hello, all right, we got somebody,
(13:57):
We got a concerned citizen. So we're gonna drive up
right next to the match their speed here, and I'm
gonna have them roll their window down, all right, and
I'm gonna go ahead and ask them the question in
the clitoris whatever that is was labeled by a French
physician membore on toe, which translates to what shameful member,
(14:20):
dishonorable organ, or old wives tale? All right, she's she's
rubbing her two index fingers together, one on top of
the other. All right, she's holding up a DVD copy
of the third Austin Powers movie. Okay, I don't know
if that helps you, but memborate on toe translates to
(14:41):
what the shameful member, the dishonorable organ, or the old
wives tale? Okay, um, I think it's the shameful member
that is correct. All right, that is ten. There's cash,
But of course we are we Oh, we're almost there,
(15:04):
but actually my ex lives on the street, so I'm
gonna take the long way. Oh oh, yellow light challenge?
Do I speed up or slow down? Do I speed up?
Or do I slow down? Too late? Ship? Ship? I
think that was a cop stay trooper. Ah, we're getting
(15:28):
pulled over. You know what that means? If we don't
hate that I'm in here, of course it is. But
we are getting pulled over, So you know what that means.
It's time for the getting pulled over around questions are
worth double after the break act, Cool act, cool back, Hey,
(16:08):
good evening, good evening, officer, and welcome to cash trunk. Sir,
Do you have a person in the trunk of your
car that's right and they need your help answering questions
to win some cash? Oh my god, I love game shows. Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay,
how can I help? All right? Your question for both
(16:29):
you and our person in the trunk is I believe
her name is Mary. I'm getting word from in my ear.
What was the name of the c I A operation
that killed Osama bin Lauded. You have a multiple choice here,
Operation Neptune Spear, Operation Apollo Arrow, or Operation kill Osama
(16:56):
bin Lauded. Okay, okay, pretty straightforward answer, or with se there? Okay,
so you can you can't go ahead and and and
chat amongst yourself, can confer on on what you think
the answer might be? The CIA operation that killed Osama
bin Lauded. Well, I was real happy they got that
some bitch. But you know, I wish I could have
done it myself, but I didn't. And if I would have,
(17:18):
you know, if I got to name the operation, I
would have said Operation in Dan Salvodard that's my name,
because I would have done it myself. But I gotta
think that the people at the CIA are real straight shooters.
And I'm gonna go ahead and say that. You know,
they just named it Operation kill Osama Bin Lan and
that's my final answer. First things First, our person in
the trunk, Mary is it is gonna have to give
(17:39):
the final answer. Confirm on the final answer. But I trouble. No,
We're fine. Mary. You got a headlight out and that's
the only issue here. Otherwise I'm please be cool, Just
be cool about that, all right. I had to I
had to ask, is your name Dan salty Bar? That
(18:00):
is correct? Yeah, my name is Don SALTI bar, You're Don,
I'm Don, You're Dan? Wait? Are are we cousins? I
mean very well, you don't even see Latino at all.
But I'm gonna go ahead and say we're probably cousins
by marriage. Wow, Oh my god, crazy. I've been really
(18:21):
good just hosting this game show Cash Drunk. You know
it's it's it's a living um not not too much.
I most I get mostly paid by the fair that
I that I get from people. But you know, it's
it's mostly at nights. It's a it's a regular cap
but it's great. Well, you look good. It seems like
you're doing great for yourself. Oh thanks man, Yeah you too. Yeah.
(18:42):
How long have you get up patrol in this highway?
Or the old badge and gun? You know, the old
badge and gun just like just like mob used to make.
All right, But let's go ahead and just confer. Mary,
can you believe this is my cousin what you're I
guess we were talking a little lower. We should, we
(19:03):
should be shouting more. Mary, So that me, me and
my cousin have been conferring. My cousin thinks that the
answer is Operation kill Osama Bin Laden. Again, the answers
are Operation Neptune Spear, Operation Apollo Arrow In, Operation kill
Osama Bin Lada. Mary, what are you thinking? Oh? I
(19:27):
don't want to say something that Dan Wasn't Dan, I do?
You're gonna have to really, it's crazy, right, Isn't that
the craziest thing? But you really will have to enunciate.
It's hard to hear you back in that trunk. Okay. So,
on the one hand, I don't feel very confident in
(19:50):
Dan's answer. But on the other hand, I'm gonna feel
like a real hell if I don't say his answer,
and that drink out to be the right answer. So
I'm gonna go ahead and lock in operations. What's the assassinate?
(20:11):
What is it? I'm gonna need an exact same Okay, okay,
operation kill Osama bin Laden. And that is my final answering.
That is oh incorrect. Wow, that is that is strike two.
That is strike two. It was it was Operation Neptune Spear,
(20:32):
Operation Neptune Spear. But you still have you still have
ten dollars cash. You're almost at your destination. But you
know what, Hey, Dan, do you want to just pop
in the backseat just kind of hang out for the
rest of the ride. Sure, yeah, let me. I'll just
leave the car right here, I'll come in great. Yeah,
I don't even turn off the lights. Okay, here we go.
(20:53):
All right, what a what a fun time. But Mary,
of course, there is a lot writing on this last question.
I'm gonna go ahead and let Dan Dan help you out.
But it doesn't sound like he's been too much help
so far. All right, we're going into question number four.
This is where ten dollars. If you get it wrong,
you're out of here. And Dan, I forgot to mention
(21:13):
we'll probably have to teamwork drop her off in a
ditch somewhere. That's fine, sounds great, alright. Question number four,
What is the name of s n L alum Chris
Cantans memoir? Is it Behind the Mango? Mr? Peepers? Was
(21:36):
my father called me? Chris? Or Baby Don't Hurt Me?
Stories and Scars? All right? What are you two thinking? Mary?
What are you thinking? I think it's either one or three.
Do you remember what they were? What the what the
names of those things were. It's the first one I
(21:57):
believe was behind Mango, correct, Behind the Mango, Behind the Mango,
and the third one, baby Don't Hurt Me, Stories and Scars? Yeah,
I believe you said that. It's just really hard to
hear you from again. You're in the trunk, all right? Yeah,
(22:19):
I have no clue. I was always more of a
mad TV guy, I like Stewart, and so this Chris
Cattan fella, I know of him, but I can't say
that I know enough about him to guess what his
memoir would be. But the Mango one sounds kind of nice,
and you know, it's a fun name for a memoir.
I can I can say he was in quirky romano
(22:40):
if that helps at all? All right? Well that doesn't,
That doesn't help all right? Right, you know I was
wondering if it did or not. All right, Mary, what
are you thinking? You have? You have my my cousin
Dan saying that it's behind the mango sounds right, but
(23:01):
more of a mad TV guy anyway, So you know,
and and didn't help too much on the last one,
and you were between two answers. There's a lot writing
on this, Mary, what are you thinking right now? Now?
I know this is this is really tough. You know,
I got ten dollars on the line, or you know
(23:21):
I could go it um somewhere, which isn't really close
to David Buster's at all. Probably um um. But I
feel pretty good about my answer, and let's lock in. Um.
It's the last one. Baby, don't hurt me such and
such such a baby, don't hurt me stories and scars. Mary, Yes,
(23:48):
that is correct, And you've made it to your destination,
made it safe and sound. Mary, how do you win anything?
I never win anything. Well, tonight your luck has changed. Yeah,
it's it's getting a little late. I'm really glad we
didn't have to drop you off in that ditch. Oh Mary,
(24:09):
against all odds, you made it. I guess it helps
that you only wanted to go right down the block.
But of course, how how do you feel? How do
you feel? Say it one more time for the people
at home? I guess want cash trunk and I'm feeling trunk.
You sure are all right? I'm gonna let you out now, baby,
(24:29):
don't hurt me. All right, So you're walking away with
seventy five dollars in cash. Here you go. Now you
just have to pay your fare and it's seventy seven
dollars and fifty cents. So, um, I don't want to
Oh wow, um, I guess you're going back in the trunk.
(24:57):
Damn good bloody hands shot up. Alright, Dan, well, I
think that's the that's the end of the end of
the show. Do you want you want to go grab
something something? Yeah, let's take the squad car out to
David Buster Les gona have a bite. Yeah, you know what,
Let's just leave this car here. Sounds great. My car
is much better anyway, all right, Oh and join us
next time for cash Trunk. Junior
Oh. My name is Don Saldivar, and welcome to my
new game show, Cash Trunk. We drive around looking for
unsuspecting people to step into my car. But what they
don't know is that we've turned my car into a
game show. I quiz passengers all the way to their destination.
But if they get three wrong, they're out of here.
(00:28):
Let's hit the road now, all right? Where to uh? Four? Please?
(00:50):
You got it? My name is Joey. By the way,
I like to bond with everybody who's vaccine. I'm in right,
all right, cool, I prefer quiet. It's actually hey, uh,
you don't have one of those little TVs, one of
the the cap TVs. Those are like my favorite, that's
like my favorite part of the cap. Well, this isn't
(01:11):
a regular taxi. Oh ship? Wait? Is am I on
cash cap? Oh? No, ow, you're on cash Trunk. I'm
(01:34):
gonna take you to your destination, but along the way,
I'm gonna be asking you some trivia questions. Each question
is worth cold hard cash, but if you get three wrong,
we will drop you off on the side of the
road in a ditch. We're in Manhattan. There's no there's
(01:55):
no dick. Don't slow me get a store. That's oh
my god, that's down. Oh, son't worry. We're taking the
scenic route to give you more chances to win some money.
How does that sound? I don't want to do that. Hey,
I'll walk, I'll walk and walk. It's cash trunk. First question,
(02:17):
books missed the turn. I'm gonna papa ue. Hey man,
that's fine. You can ask you to market market alright.
Question one in Stephen King's original Shawshank Redemption story, how
much money does Andy Dufrain smuggle into prison via his butt?
(02:38):
I've never I've never seen the movie. It's thirty years
old and I haven't seen it. The movies older than me.
I um uh uh fuck? Oh so close. You know what,
if you need help, you have a lifeline. Do you
want to use your lifeline? I feel like you're struggling here. Yeah,
all right, Well all you have to do is punch
(03:00):
out that break light right there and flag somebody down.
Thought I was gonna be. I'll ask them to roll
their window down and they can help you answer the question.
Go ahead and knock that brake light out, and I
can trust you to do that. Like you're actually gonna
ask him because I can't see. I can't see ship.
Just go ahead and pudge that brake light out. Okay, Wow,
(03:27):
that next car really noticed that. All right, let's see,
I'm gonna pull up to them. Uh No, we're just
gonna keep driving here. Uh, they're just gonna drive right
next to us. Let me see the roll under window,
all right, all right, he's holding up his fingers to
show the number ten. Now he's flashing them two, three, four, five, six, seven,
eight nine ten. Oh damn. He drove off a cliff.
(03:50):
But it seems like he was saying, where are they?
We're in Manhattan, driving you to your destination. Actually, I
gotta pop a you you was it? Was it ten? Out?
Was it ten tho dollars? That is incorrect? Oh it
was one hundred dollars. Jeez, it's like you want to
(04:13):
get dropped off in a ditch. I would I actually
would prefer not. Alright, we're going on to question number two.
That's strike one, But you got a question number two.
God damn, the person in front of me is going
too damn slow. Let me speed up real quick. Damn
ambulances in this city, I swear, alright. Question number two, sure,
(04:33):
who cares. But what is the female gonad? You have
multiple choice on this one, the uterus, the ovary, or
the brain. Huh, don't and don't answer the nickname for
for for dick and stuff. I don't have the answer
(04:55):
to that right here. I'm just kind of going off
the top of my head on these questions, unfortunately, just
sort of making them up because I go along. Oh
so close, Seriously, this ditch is getting closer and closer.
It was the ovary. It was the ovary. Oh so
(05:15):
sorry about that. Oh, we're going on to a bumpy road.
You know what that means. It's time for the off
road round. No multiple choices, and it's a lightning round,
so you have to answer quickly. But of course if
you get three of these wrong, that counts as one
more strike and you are out. Are you ready for
(05:36):
the bumpy road round out? I'm gonna take that as
always as a yes. All right, okay? First question, what
is the square root of nine hundred sixty two to
the nearest integer? I'm gonna kill myself. Oh so close,
(05:58):
thirty one? All right? Next should how do you pronounce
the number thirty one in Latin? But they all went
on so honestly incredibly close, trigging top unas, top unas. Alright,
one more question, Joey. If you get this one wrong,
(06:20):
we are kicking you out of this car. Do you understand? Yes,
I truly can't tell that's a good or a bad
thing at this point. Again, we're still on this bumpy road.
To watch your head, please be careful. Wow, what a
bumpy road we've got here. It's it's causing all kinds
of havoc. All right, Joey, here's your question. You gotta
get this one right unless you want me to drop
(06:40):
you off in this ditch, which it feels like you do.
But here we go. What is the capital of the
United States? Washington, Washington, d C. That's correct, all right,
that is correct, all right, But we're gonna keep going.
Of course, we still got quite a few questions. This
is a long, umpy road, all right, Joey. What is
(07:02):
the square root of thirty one to the nearest hundred
of a decimal? Uh? Uh uh five five five point
three point three one pot close five point five six
(07:30):
And unfortunately that is three incorrect answers. You're unfortunately still
five miles away from your destination, which is actually further
away than where you got picked up. Sorry about that.
I think I took a wrong turn at some point.
All right, thanks for playing. Yeah, okay, I don't where's
(07:56):
my phone on my phone? Oh? Sorry, I can't give
that back to you. Can't ruin the sanctity of the game.
So here we go. All right, Well we left that
person in a ditch. Let's see who we're picking up next.
After the break man, we're really out in the middle
(08:17):
of nowhere. Huh hi, Hey, hey, where too? Um David Busters? Please?
(08:41):
Sounds good? Just one sec. You're on past trunk? What
is past trunk? Out? Rules are simple. I promise I'm
(09:06):
taking you to your destination. On the way, I'm going
to ask you some trivia questions. Each question is worth
ten dollars cash. If you get three wrong, I drop
you off in a ditch. Does that sound all right
to you? You promise, yeah, sure, why not? But you
(09:26):
gotta get my trivia questions right on the way to
your destination. Do you think you can handle that? Yeah? Alright?
I love the enthusiasm. Okay, is this film? It's recorded,
(09:47):
It's an audio game show. It's the hot new thing.
Why do you ask? Is this a game show or
is this just like what you do? Well, it is
what I do, and then somebody offered me a little
bit of money to make it a game show podcast.
I hear it's the hot new thing. Everybody's doing it.
(10:09):
Codan O'Brien has what I believe. Oh cool, sound legit?
All right, let's do this. I love the enthusiasm. Let's
get into it. Question number one, Damn, I just ran
over a cute little bunny there, alright? Question number one, No, No,
that was I'm pretty sure that was a bunny. Could
have been a cap, but I'm fairly certain it was
(10:31):
a bunny. Alright. Question number one. I didn't have time
to celebrate this year, but International Day for the Elimination
of Violence against Women is around? What holiday? Got a
multiple choice here? Easter, Thanksgiving or pay Day? And of
course you have one lifeline if you need it. Let
(10:52):
me know Easter, Thanksgiving or pay Day? Okay, I have
a guest. I have a guest me through that. Can
you tell me about the lifeline? Yes, if you need help,
you can punch that break light out and flag somebody down. Okay, Yeah,
I think I'll just go with my guest. Um is
(11:13):
it Easter, oh so close Thanksgiving. Thanksgiving Elimination of Violence
against Women Day is around Thanksgiving. I'm surprised you didn't
know that, but okay, wow, that is that is strike one.
That is unfortunate. And we have still a ways away
to your destination. So there's a lot writing on question
(11:35):
number two. You know, I I can't really count that good.
All right, we're going into question number two. Are you
ready for it? Yeah? Here we go up. We're passing
through a school zone with the speed up real quick.
He alright. Question number two in the clotrus whatever that
(12:00):
is was labeled by a French physician member on tool,
which translates to what the shameful member, the dishonorable organ,
or the old wives tale. Al Right, of course you
still have a lifeline on the block. But I want
to hear your thought process here. Okay, well, I it's
(12:23):
the first one that was member because you said like member,
so those sounds similar. So that I think is my
most educated guest. But I just really don't know like
this would be a guest again. Um, so I punch
(12:49):
through the brake light. Just go ahead and punch that
brake light out and flag somebody down. Okay, um okay,
hold on, okay, okay, alright, I think you need one
more to get it out. I don't I don't know
if that was that was hard enough? Actually, can I can?
(13:10):
I kick? It doesn't have to be a punch, you
can try. I find it easier to just punch it
out in the times that I've practiced this game at
home by myself. But yeah, go ahead, whatever whatever will work,
all right. I'm just I'm just going to use my
foot real quick because my hand is bleeding. Um okay, yes, okay,
(13:34):
so now I can ask, Yeah, just flag somebody down.
Do whatever hand gesture you think would flag somebody down.
Sticking alright, that middle finger might not be might not
be the best thing to do. Just try to flag
somebody down there. I'm in a car trunk. I'm a
woman in a car trunk. Hello, all right, we got somebody,
(13:57):
We got a concerned citizen. So we're gonna drive up
right next to the match their speed here, and I'm
gonna have them roll their window down, all right, and
I'm gonna go ahead and ask them the question in
the clitoris whatever that is was labeled by a French
physician membore on toe, which translates to what shameful member,
(14:20):
dishonorable organ, or old wives tale? All right, she's she's
rubbing her two index fingers together, one on top of
the other. All right, she's holding up a DVD copy
of the third Austin Powers movie. Okay, I don't know
if that helps you, but memborate on toe translates to
(14:41):
what the shameful member, the dishonorable organ, or the old
wives tale? Okay, um, I think it's the shameful member
that is correct. All right, that is ten. There's cash,
But of course we are we Oh, we're almost there,
(15:04):
but actually my ex lives on the street, so I'm
gonna take the long way. Oh oh, yellow light challenge?
Do I speed up or slow down? Do I speed up?
Or do I slow down? Too late? Ship? Ship? I
think that was a cop stay trooper. Ah, we're getting
(15:28):
pulled over. You know what that means? If we don't
hate that I'm in here, of course it is. But
we are getting pulled over, So you know what that means.
It's time for the getting pulled over around questions are
worth double after the break act, Cool act, cool back, Hey,
(16:08):
good evening, good evening, officer, and welcome to cash trunk. Sir,
Do you have a person in the trunk of your
car that's right and they need your help answering questions
to win some cash? Oh my god, I love game shows. Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay,
how can I help? All right? Your question for both
(16:29):
you and our person in the trunk is I believe
her name is Mary. I'm getting word from in my ear.
What was the name of the c I A operation
that killed Osama bin Lauded. You have a multiple choice here,
Operation Neptune Spear, Operation Apollo Arrow, or Operation kill Osama
(16:56):
bin Lauded. Okay, okay, pretty straightforward answer, or with se there? Okay,
so you can you can't go ahead and and and
chat amongst yourself, can confer on on what you think
the answer might be? The CIA operation that killed Osama
bin Lauded. Well, I was real happy they got that
some bitch. But you know, I wish I could have
done it myself, but I didn't. And if I would have,
(17:18):
you know, if I got to name the operation, I
would have said Operation in Dan Salvodard that's my name,
because I would have done it myself. But I gotta
think that the people at the CIA are real straight shooters.
And I'm gonna go ahead and say that. You know,
they just named it Operation kill Osama Bin Lan and
that's my final answer. First things First, our person in
the trunk, Mary is it is gonna have to give
(17:39):
the final answer. Confirm on the final answer. But I trouble. No,
We're fine. Mary. You got a headlight out and that's
the only issue here. Otherwise I'm please be cool, Just
be cool about that, all right. I had to I
had to ask, is your name Dan salty Bar? That
(18:00):
is correct? Yeah, my name is Don SALTI bar, You're Don,
I'm Don, You're Dan? Wait? Are are we cousins? I
mean very well, you don't even see Latino at all.
But I'm gonna go ahead and say we're probably cousins
by marriage. Wow, Oh my god, crazy. I've been really
(18:21):
good just hosting this game show Cash Drunk. You know
it's it's it's a living um not not too much.
I most I get mostly paid by the fair that
I that I get from people. But you know, it's
it's mostly at nights. It's a it's a regular cap
but it's great. Well, you look good. It seems like
you're doing great for yourself. Oh thanks man, Yeah you too. Yeah.
(18:42):
How long have you get up patrol in this highway?
Or the old badge and gun? You know, the old
badge and gun just like just like mob used to make.
All right, But let's go ahead and just confer. Mary,
can you believe this is my cousin what you're I
guess we were talking a little lower. We should, we
(19:03):
should be shouting more. Mary, So that me, me and
my cousin have been conferring. My cousin thinks that the
answer is Operation kill Osama Bin Laden. Again, the answers
are Operation Neptune Spear, Operation Apollo Arrow In, Operation kill
Osama Bin Lada. Mary, what are you thinking? Oh? I
(19:27):
don't want to say something that Dan Wasn't Dan, I do?
You're gonna have to really, it's crazy, right, Isn't that
the craziest thing? But you really will have to enunciate.
It's hard to hear you back in that trunk. Okay. So,
on the one hand, I don't feel very confident in
(19:50):
Dan's answer. But on the other hand, I'm gonna feel
like a real hell if I don't say his answer,
and that drink out to be the right answer. So
I'm gonna go ahead and lock in operations. What's the assassinate?
(20:11):
What is it? I'm gonna need an exact same Okay, okay,
operation kill Osama bin Laden. And that is my final answering.
That is oh incorrect. Wow, that is that is strike two.
That is strike two. It was it was Operation Neptune Spear,
(20:32):
Operation Neptune Spear. But you still have you still have
ten dollars cash. You're almost at your destination. But you
know what, Hey, Dan, do you want to just pop
in the backseat just kind of hang out for the
rest of the ride. Sure, yeah, let me. I'll just
leave the car right here, I'll come in great. Yeah,
I don't even turn off the lights. Okay, here we go.
(20:53):
All right, what a what a fun time. But Mary,
of course, there is a lot writing on this last question.
I'm gonna go ahead and let Dan Dan help you out.
But it doesn't sound like he's been too much help
so far. All right, we're going into question number four.
This is where ten dollars. If you get it wrong,
you're out of here. And Dan, I forgot to mention
(21:13):
we'll probably have to teamwork drop her off in a
ditch somewhere. That's fine, sounds great, alright. Question number four,
What is the name of s n L alum Chris
Cantans memoir? Is it Behind the Mango? Mr? Peepers? Was
(21:36):
my father called me? Chris? Or Baby Don't Hurt Me?
Stories and Scars? All right? What are you two thinking? Mary?
What are you thinking? I think it's either one or three.
Do you remember what they were? What the what the
names of those things were. It's the first one I
(21:57):
believe was behind Mango, correct, Behind the Mango, Behind the Mango,
and the third one, baby Don't Hurt Me, Stories and Scars? Yeah,
I believe you said that. It's just really hard to
hear you from again. You're in the trunk, all right? Yeah,
(22:19):
I have no clue. I was always more of a
mad TV guy, I like Stewart, and so this Chris
Cattan fella, I know of him, but I can't say
that I know enough about him to guess what his
memoir would be. But the Mango one sounds kind of nice,
and you know, it's a fun name for a memoir.
I can I can say he was in quirky romano
(22:40):
if that helps at all? All right? Well that doesn't,
That doesn't help all right? Right, you know I was
wondering if it did or not. All right, Mary, what
are you thinking? You have? You have my my cousin
Dan saying that it's behind the mango sounds right, but
(23:01):
more of a mad TV guy anyway, So you know,
and and didn't help too much on the last one,
and you were between two answers. There's a lot writing
on this, Mary, what are you thinking right now? Now?
I know this is this is really tough. You know,
I got ten dollars on the line, or you know
(23:21):
I could go it um somewhere, which isn't really close
to David Buster's at all. Probably um um. But I
feel pretty good about my answer, and let's lock in. Um.
It's the last one. Baby, don't hurt me such and
such such a baby, don't hurt me stories and scars. Mary, Yes,
(23:48):
that is correct, And you've made it to your destination,
made it safe and sound. Mary, how do you win anything?
I never win anything. Well, tonight your luck has changed. Yeah,
it's it's getting a little late. I'm really glad we
didn't have to drop you off in that ditch. Oh Mary,
(24:09):
against all odds, you made it. I guess it helps
that you only wanted to go right down the block.
But of course, how how do you feel? How do
you feel? Say it one more time for the people
at home? I guess want cash trunk and I'm feeling trunk.
You sure are all right? I'm gonna let you out now, baby,
(24:29):
don't hurt me. All right, So you're walking away with
seventy five dollars in cash. Here you go. Now you
just have to pay your fare and it's seventy seven
dollars and fifty cents. So, um, I don't want to
Oh wow, um, I guess you're going back in the trunk.
(24:57):
Damn good bloody hands shot up. Alright, Dan, well, I
think that's the that's the end of the end of
the show. Do you want you want to go grab
something something? Yeah, let's take the squad car out to
David Buster Les gona have a bite. Yeah, you know what,
Let's just leave this car here. Sounds great. My car
is much better anyway, all right, Oh and join us
next time for cash Trunk. Junior
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