August 17, 2022 • 23 mins
Disgraced entertainer Don Saldívar hosts this Family Feud rip-off, with a twist: playing on this show will be his own family!
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Speaker 1 (00:04):
Welcome to Family Suit. I'm your host, Don Salty Bar,
and I'm no stranger to lawsuits. Here on Family Suit,
we invite real families in the middle of real legal
disputes to come on and play some games. These families
have agreed that the best way to settle their lawsuits
is by being on a game show. And tonight we
(00:27):
have a special surprise. Alita is dead, so here playing
for her. Inheritance is my own family. First up, and
we've got my Dia Yolanda and my Theo Ted Crood alright,
(00:47):
the Theo, good to see you. How are you doing?
Thea Yolanda? And then good, that's good to hear you
know the Landa. You're here via satellite and some people
might not know you're actually in prison now allegedly feeling
allegedly what are you? What are you in for? I lost? Well, right,
(01:12):
the I'm glad to hear you're doing good Antho, Ted Cruise,
thank you for being here. How are you doing? Hello, nephew, Well,
I think we're here to this cause the Biden border crisis. No, no, no,
I want to discuss because all our problems in our
family has because of Biden's border crisis. I don't know
(01:35):
if that's necessarily true. You know, THEO Landa did some
other stuff, but the Ted Cruz, the Ted Cruise. People
might not know this, but that's not your real name.
You actually changed your name because you're a big fan
of a certain U. S. Senator. Who was that again? Uh?
My favorite guts and at Ted, Theodore Ted Cruz. My
(01:59):
actual first name Wes Carlos. True it is, but I
went with Tad. I like it. But the ATA I
gotta ask, what will you do if you win the inheritance?
Here tonight? I will do what I always wanted to do,
(02:20):
bring Donald Trump back. Come on. We we said, don't
get political on the show, but I know you can't
help it. You know what, let's just get started. You
two are playing for Grandma Coco's inheritance. We asked questions
to one hundred of our cousins. Their top five answers
(02:42):
are on the board. You'll take turns guessing those five answers,
but if you get three strikes, you're out. The player
with the most correct answers wins any questions. Yes, okay,
Uhlanda you first, I I am guilty of my crimes
(03:05):
and I never had a platform to discuss. But now
that I'm thinking about it, I did kill her. You
know I loved her. You had a question more of
a statement. Selena is one of my favorite movies since
I'm Texas American, and I want to know and I
(03:25):
know that Yolanda's actually my favorite character. How you land that? Oh? Hello,
look you look great. You look great. You could do
great in my campaign. You know I do it? You
do it? Well, let's do it. Let's do it. All right,
(03:46):
this is creeping me out. We are family here, but
we're going into the first round of family suit. Is
the audience ready? Well, despite that, we're gonna go right
into it. All right? THEO Ted Cruise and the Landa.
Name something you could kill someone with? The Orlando you
(04:06):
first gun? The haller nice, It's just you just can
name one. Caesar's ice ice in the shape of a knife.
Do you want to go with your first answer? Gun?
You can only go one answer to time? Gun? No? No, no,
big gun. Big gun is on the board. All right,
(04:32):
that's one point for the Landa. All right, THEO Ted Cruise.
Name something you could kill someone with. I'm gonna go
with hurricanes that we're not prepared for a hurricanes. That's
my final answer. Hurricanes. You know whether that you're not
prepared for hurricanes because in Texas, that we're not prepared
(04:54):
for comma because we're in Texas. That is oh, fortunately
not on the board, intersting, that's not okay, I thought
it was gonna be. I'm sorry you all right, the
aulanda go ahead, done? Okay, you already said gun. You
already said gun, and that was the that was the
(05:15):
top answer. But you're going is what it gives. There's
other things you could kill someone with. We asked one
hundred of our cousins to name something you could kill
someone with. Nothing you have necessarily, but that potentially, theoretically
you could kill someone with nfe Alright, you're going with
(05:40):
knife that is on the board and night blade. Al right,
wow thea. You are honestly destroying this game. Well, no
one was disputing that at all. Theo Ted Cruz, name
something you could kill someone with. You have one strike
and there are three more answers left on the board. Okay,
(06:03):
I'm gonna go with something that I use with my
wife while we have sex. Rope rope a rope, a rope,
rope that is unfortunately not on the board. Let's I
guess people think differently than I do. That is two strikes.
(06:24):
If you get one more, you won't be able to
guess anymore. But we're back to the alanda. You are
on a roll. Name something you could kill someone with?
A bomb? A bomb? You're going with the bomb, alright,
thea that is unfortunately not on the board. Alright, THEO
(06:50):
ted cruise you gotta get. You gotta get one right
on this one. Name something you could kill someone with.
We already have gun and knife, slash laid. There are
three more. Deal. Okay, I'm thinking something that you know,
as we're a family, were always at houses, you know,
family meetings, and we always you know, need tools. Some
(07:12):
I'm thinking hammer. I'm much thinking a hammer, hammer or
or a tool hammer or tool, yes, a tool, that
could be anything, just so I can get a point
in the hammer. Anything you can buy in home deput. Okay, well,
now we're getting get a little too broad, but we'll
go with tool slash hammer feel that is oh, unfortunately
(07:37):
not on the board. That is three strikes. Let's go
ahead and see what answers were left on the board. Audience,
take it away, boys. So those are the three that
(07:58):
you're unable to get you all, you have three strikes.
That means the A Yolanda is the winner. All right,
so THEO ted cruise. Unfortunately you you're walking away. Is
there anything else you'd like to say to me and
the rest of the family. I want to say, first
of all, I was never good at baseball. Uh. Second,
(08:19):
I uh, I love you guys, uh, and please vote
for me. And two twenty two, we love you too,
THEO and will think about it. Thanks for being here,
Da Yolanda. You are the winner of round number one.
You're going on to the final round. How do you
feel I feel like I wish I'd been killer, because
(08:42):
because right now that you will be right here to
see me. A Yolanda is moving on to the final round.
But next up, we've got two more family members competing
against each other. You don't want to miss it. It
will be right back after this. We're back with Family Sue,
(09:07):
a game show that, for legal reasons, is nothing like
any other game show. We've got two more members of
my family playing for the chance to win Grandma Coco's inheritance.
Please welcome Fio f Chappo and Fio Win Manuel Maranda
(09:27):
oh Fields. Thanks for being here. Speaking as years over Choppa.
I guess we should address the obvious. You have a
new haircut. I'm surprised you noticed, Miko. I've missed. How
mean you smell? I miss your Dutch. I think about
you a lot where I'm at Colorado. Do you know
(09:48):
that means so much? Thank you? Yeah, you're you're you're
coming to us live via satellite from a a d
X super max prison. Yes, what's that like? Yes, I'm
in prison. Oh man, there's bars and people in jumpsuits
and prisoners. That does sound like prison. It's it's hard.
(10:11):
I'm not anywhere else but prison. I'm not like that
cancoon or anything. Look at my zoom background. Yeah, your
zoom background, I mean it kind of like blurs a
little like when you move, which I think is kind
of weird. That's how a static background. That's because of
how high the security is. I think I see a
ring light in your eyes. It's really nice for them
(10:33):
to let you have that fancy recording equipment and you know,
and a ring light too. There are some things that
you need to have as an individual. Ring nights, internet connection,
cell phones, access to Zoom podcasts. You know I need
my Joe Rogan fix. Wow, what a nice prison, all right,
and we also have my feel lin Manuel Miranda joining
(10:56):
us be a skype from the set of his new
movie Hamilton. In the movie the oln Manuel, how are
you doing good? That's good to hear. You know you
sound different than I remember and the same the same. Well,
the lin Manuel, what would you do if you want
(11:18):
the inheritance? I won't get it back to the community
in the gronx of only light skinned people in the
grons white, the white, these buts in the grounds brown.
Only one of you will be moving on to the
final round against the Ayolanda. Let's play some family sued alright,
(11:42):
same rules. Top five answers are on the board. We
asked one hundred of our cousins. If you walked into
a teenage boy's bedroom, what is the grossest thing you
might find? The O L chapel. I would have to
see other own those dick pics, other uncle's dick pics.
(12:04):
Let's see that is, Oh, unfortunately not on the board
to you. Fortunately it very well would be, but unfortunately
it's not. It's not on the board. Oh that is unfortunate.
One strike for you THEO. Alright, de lin Manuel, If
you walked into a teenage boy's bedroom, what is the
(12:25):
grossest thing you might find? Gross than nothing? Gross ary
tunic experiandip alright, THEO. But unfortunately we will need an answer.
What is the grossest thing you might find? Come just
straight up, come come into sauce. Okay, let's see if
(12:49):
that's on the board. Alright, something covered in semen that
is on the board. Alright, one point for ceo lin Manuel,
something be covered and sea man alright, THEO chopel what
is something What is the grossest thing you might find
in a teenage boy's bedroom? Well, being the head of
(13:10):
a cartel, I'd have to say a severed body part,
because we all know severed body parts belong in the street. Alright,
severed body part. Let's see dead body slash court that
is on the chop That would be so gross to
find THEO lin Manuel. What is the grossest thing you
(13:33):
might find in a teenage boy's bedroom? Fun? What was that?
Cheese food slash cheeseburgers? Who being alright, THEO let's see
rotten food is on the board. All right, man, Well
(13:58):
you are on fire tonight. How are you how are
you feeling? Wow? Too right, Hi, I'm gonna take my
power to the power power the people. You're talented. I
have two very talented theos, and you know what that
brings me to you? With the CHAPO, you have one
strike one point. If you walked into a teenage boys bedroom,
(14:21):
what is the grossest thing you might find? Show tunes?
Show tunes, a show, show tunes, like lyrics to show tunes,
and art? Because we're men. Okay, all right, we're a
real man a diary. So you're saying, show two lyrics
(14:43):
written in a diary, and it is art, all of that,
all of the above, is my answer. All right, let's see.
Unfortunately that is not on the board, too is Unfortunately,
there's no way this could possibly be rigged, all right,
(15:05):
THEO lin Manuel, If you walked into a teenage boy's bedroom,
what is the grossest thing you might find? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
I think that. Okay, fine, horn no, poor, no, alright,
(15:25):
THEO that is oh, unfortunately not on the board. But
the judges were the judges were a little conflicted on that.
But unfortunately that is not on the board. All right.
THEO El Chapo, what do you what do you have?
You this this next answer really matters. But you have
two strikes so far. I think about all the times
(15:45):
that I escaped and the grossest things that I've seen,
and I'll use a medical term, gotta gotta gotta. That's
how they saying in the in the hospit nothing else,
all right? I love ship. Oh alright, the Manuel, please,
(16:07):
it's the Chap's turn. I love coca. Thank you the
you alright? Gotcha? Oh unfortunate, no, no, Mommy on board
the O lin Manuel. You're walking away the winter. Congratulations?
(16:29):
Do you, Chap? How do you feel? You know? I
feel great because being in Brison, I don't get to
talk to anybody. You know. It's not like I am
on a private property in Argentina or anything like that.
Sure is. It's not like I'm evading. No, no, look,
I feel honored to have met lin Manuel, Miranda. We
(16:54):
have such a big family, yo, yo, son, It's been
an honor and I will kill every one of you.
Oh theol Chapo, I love the way you joke. Thank
you for being here. And THEO Lin Manuel. You're going
up to the final round against the A Yolanda they're
gonna talk on over each other. Stick around after the break.
(17:25):
Welcome back to family, Sue. We have my the A
Yolanda and my THEO lin Manuel Miranda playing for Grandma
Coco's inheritance, which is seventy five dollars. Sab riles is
before top five answers on the board. If you get
three wrong, you're out. The player that gets the most
(17:46):
correct wins the game. Are you too ready? See me?
All right? We asked one hundred of our cousins name
something you love to put in your mouth and suck on.
The Ayolanda, I just suck Selena so when she's sleeping,
(18:16):
Selena to Selena toe toes is on the board. All right,
that is for wow, an incredible start, alright, THEO lin Manuel.
We asked one hundred of our cousins name something you
love to put in your mouth and suck on. Dag
(18:40):
dang you be seven back gavery dick to suck on
to Mecca. It be a dick, a dick, penis a penis,
I'm gay whatever? Alright, THEO I I'm just gonna go
(19:01):
ahead and turn to the board. Oh and penis is
not is unfortunately not on the board. I don't think
that's what that means. But you have one strike, all
right thea Alanda, name something you love to put in
your mouth and suck on? And when I get sad,
(19:29):
I asked for a lollipop, lollipop and they don't give
it to me, so I have to make up my
own from toilet paper in the spoon lollipop. Let's look
at the board. Lollipop slash popsicle is on the board, alright,
(19:50):
the two points the ollen, Manuel, you're left in the dust.
What do you got? Name something you love to put
in your mouth and suck on in the bloods you
ain't do that ship, so you know, maybe it's so
I'm like, I'm thinking to put in my mouth and
(20:13):
suck on a straw. Straw draw glad to look at
the board. Straw is not on the board. That is
two strikes via Yolanda. Name something you love to put
in your mouth and suck on. Pussy? Alright, So theo
(20:33):
lin Manuel did say penis, and now you're saying pussy
seeing the opposite. I no, no, no, wait wait wait
wait wait wait, I changed my mind. You change your mind? Okay,
to suck suck on I'm not saying you can't stuck
on a pussy, but see you can suck on a busy, right,
(20:55):
But what is your answer? Dia yorlanda solid divars song
and baby bottom going with the titty went from pussy
to baby bottom to titty, baby bottle, oh, baby bottle
(21:18):
to titty. Okay, wow, wow did I miss here? That?
All right? Let's see and we have passifire on the board.
That that is three points. Landa, Oh, let's see what
was left? Cough, wow, lit Manuel, Sorry the way everything
(21:47):
went down. Do you have any last words? That's so
many words I wanna makeup musical batty, Landa, you were
winning Grandma Coco's inheritance. How do you feel? I yenger,
but so stop because because if she was care I
(22:09):
want to put her soul in my mouth. I gave
it up everything. I cannot believe that. I cannot believe that. God, No,
thank you so much. Congratulations they Lamba, that's our show.
(22:29):
Thanks for tuning in, And I'm getting word from our
producers at the show. Family feud is suing us. Hey,
suing is our thing. See you next time. Hi. This
is Anna from clown Parade. A lot of recent allegations,
we will no longer be working with Don Saldivar. We
(22:50):
apologize for airing any of his episodes in the first place,
but we were contractually obligated to w up in the
lap
Welcome to Family Suit. I'm your host, Don Salty Bar,
and I'm no stranger to lawsuits. Here on Family Suit,
we invite real families in the middle of real legal
disputes to come on and play some games. These families
have agreed that the best way to settle their lawsuits
is by being on a game show. And tonight we
(00:27):
have a special surprise. Alita is dead, so here playing
for her. Inheritance is my own family. First up, and
we've got my Dia Yolanda and my Theo Ted Crood alright,
(00:47):
the Theo, good to see you. How are you doing?
Thea Yolanda? And then good, that's good to hear you
know the Landa. You're here via satellite and some people
might not know you're actually in prison now allegedly feeling
allegedly what are you? What are you in for? I lost? Well, right,
(01:12):
the I'm glad to hear you're doing good Antho, Ted Cruise,
thank you for being here. How are you doing? Hello, nephew, Well,
I think we're here to this cause the Biden border crisis. No, no, no,
I want to discuss because all our problems in our
family has because of Biden's border crisis. I don't know
(01:35):
if that's necessarily true. You know, THEO Landa did some
other stuff, but the Ted Cruz, the Ted Cruise. People
might not know this, but that's not your real name.
You actually changed your name because you're a big fan
of a certain U. S. Senator. Who was that again? Uh?
My favorite guts and at Ted, Theodore Ted Cruz. My
(01:59):
actual first name Wes Carlos. True it is, but I
went with Tad. I like it. But the ATA I
gotta ask, what will you do if you win the inheritance?
Here tonight? I will do what I always wanted to do,
(02:20):
bring Donald Trump back. Come on. We we said, don't
get political on the show, but I know you can't
help it. You know what, let's just get started. You
two are playing for Grandma Coco's inheritance. We asked questions
to one hundred of our cousins. Their top five answers
(02:42):
are on the board. You'll take turns guessing those five answers,
but if you get three strikes, you're out. The player
with the most correct answers wins any questions. Yes, okay,
Uhlanda you first, I I am guilty of my crimes
(03:05):
and I never had a platform to discuss. But now
that I'm thinking about it, I did kill her. You
know I loved her. You had a question more of
a statement. Selena is one of my favorite movies since
I'm Texas American, and I want to know and I
(03:25):
know that Yolanda's actually my favorite character. How you land that? Oh? Hello,
look you look great. You look great. You could do
great in my campaign. You know I do it? You
do it? Well, let's do it. Let's do it. All right,
(03:46):
this is creeping me out. We are family here, but
we're going into the first round of family suit. Is
the audience ready? Well, despite that, we're gonna go right
into it. All right? THEO Ted Cruise and the Landa.
Name something you could kill someone with? The Orlando you
(04:06):
first gun? The haller nice, It's just you just can
name one. Caesar's ice ice in the shape of a knife.
Do you want to go with your first answer? Gun?
You can only go one answer to time? Gun? No? No, no,
big gun. Big gun is on the board. All right,
(04:32):
that's one point for the Landa. All right, THEO Ted Cruise.
Name something you could kill someone with. I'm gonna go
with hurricanes that we're not prepared for a hurricanes. That's
my final answer. Hurricanes. You know whether that you're not
prepared for hurricanes because in Texas, that we're not prepared
(04:54):
for comma because we're in Texas. That is oh, fortunately
not on the board, intersting, that's not okay, I thought
it was gonna be. I'm sorry you all right, the
aulanda go ahead, done? Okay, you already said gun. You
already said gun, and that was the that was the
(05:15):
top answer. But you're going is what it gives. There's
other things you could kill someone with. We asked one
hundred of our cousins to name something you could kill
someone with. Nothing you have necessarily, but that potentially, theoretically
you could kill someone with nfe Alright, you're going with
(05:40):
knife that is on the board and night blade. Al right,
wow thea. You are honestly destroying this game. Well, no
one was disputing that at all. Theo Ted Cruz, name
something you could kill someone with. You have one strike
and there are three more answers left on the board. Okay,
(06:03):
I'm gonna go with something that I use with my
wife while we have sex. Rope rope a rope, a rope,
rope that is unfortunately not on the board. Let's I
guess people think differently than I do. That is two strikes.
(06:24):
If you get one more, you won't be able to
guess anymore. But we're back to the alanda. You are
on a roll. Name something you could kill someone with?
A bomb? A bomb? You're going with the bomb, alright,
thea that is unfortunately not on the board. Alright, THEO
(06:50):
ted cruise you gotta get. You gotta get one right
on this one. Name something you could kill someone with.
We already have gun and knife, slash laid. There are
three more. Deal. Okay, I'm thinking something that you know,
as we're a family, were always at houses, you know,
family meetings, and we always you know, need tools. Some
(07:12):
I'm thinking hammer. I'm much thinking a hammer, hammer or
or a tool hammer or tool, yes, a tool, that
could be anything, just so I can get a point
in the hammer. Anything you can buy in home deput. Okay, well,
now we're getting get a little too broad, but we'll
go with tool slash hammer feel that is oh, unfortunately
(07:37):
not on the board. That is three strikes. Let's go
ahead and see what answers were left on the board. Audience,
take it away, boys. So those are the three that
(07:58):
you're unable to get you all, you have three strikes.
That means the A Yolanda is the winner. All right,
so THEO ted cruise. Unfortunately you you're walking away. Is
there anything else you'd like to say to me and
the rest of the family. I want to say, first
of all, I was never good at baseball. Uh. Second,
(08:19):
I uh, I love you guys, uh, and please vote
for me. And two twenty two, we love you too,
THEO and will think about it. Thanks for being here,
Da Yolanda. You are the winner of round number one.
You're going on to the final round. How do you
feel I feel like I wish I'd been killer, because
(08:42):
because right now that you will be right here to
see me. A Yolanda is moving on to the final round.
But next up, we've got two more family members competing
against each other. You don't want to miss it. It
will be right back after this. We're back with Family Sue,
(09:07):
a game show that, for legal reasons, is nothing like
any other game show. We've got two more members of
my family playing for the chance to win Grandma Coco's inheritance.
Please welcome Fio f Chappo and Fio Win Manuel Maranda
(09:27):
oh Fields. Thanks for being here. Speaking as years over Choppa.
I guess we should address the obvious. You have a
new haircut. I'm surprised you noticed, Miko. I've missed. How
mean you smell? I miss your Dutch. I think about
you a lot where I'm at Colorado. Do you know
(09:48):
that means so much? Thank you? Yeah, you're you're you're
coming to us live via satellite from a a d
X super max prison. Yes, what's that like? Yes, I'm
in prison. Oh man, there's bars and people in jumpsuits
and prisoners. That does sound like prison. It's it's hard.
(10:11):
I'm not anywhere else but prison. I'm not like that
cancoon or anything. Look at my zoom background. Yeah, your
zoom background, I mean it kind of like blurs a
little like when you move, which I think is kind
of weird. That's how a static background. That's because of
how high the security is. I think I see a
ring light in your eyes. It's really nice for them
(10:33):
to let you have that fancy recording equipment and you know,
and a ring light too. There are some things that
you need to have as an individual. Ring nights, internet connection,
cell phones, access to Zoom podcasts. You know I need
my Joe Rogan fix. Wow, what a nice prison, all right,
and we also have my feel lin Manuel Miranda joining
(10:56):
us be a skype from the set of his new
movie Hamilton. In the movie the oln Manuel, how are
you doing good? That's good to hear. You know you
sound different than I remember and the same the same. Well,
the lin Manuel, what would you do if you want
(11:18):
the inheritance? I won't get it back to the community
in the gronx of only light skinned people in the
grons white, the white, these buts in the grounds brown.
Only one of you will be moving on to the
final round against the Ayolanda. Let's play some family sued alright,
(11:42):
same rules. Top five answers are on the board. We
asked one hundred of our cousins. If you walked into
a teenage boy's bedroom, what is the grossest thing you
might find? The O L chapel. I would have to
see other own those dick pics, other uncle's dick pics.
(12:04):
Let's see that is, Oh, unfortunately not on the board
to you. Fortunately it very well would be, but unfortunately
it's not. It's not on the board. Oh that is unfortunate.
One strike for you THEO. Alright, de lin Manuel, If
you walked into a teenage boy's bedroom, what is the
(12:25):
grossest thing you might find? Gross than nothing? Gross ary
tunic experiandip alright, THEO. But unfortunately we will need an answer.
What is the grossest thing you might find? Come just
straight up, come come into sauce. Okay, let's see if
(12:49):
that's on the board. Alright, something covered in semen that
is on the board. Alright, one point for ceo lin Manuel,
something be covered and sea man alright, THEO chopel what
is something What is the grossest thing you might find
in a teenage boy's bedroom? Well, being the head of
(13:10):
a cartel, I'd have to say a severed body part,
because we all know severed body parts belong in the street. Alright,
severed body part. Let's see dead body slash court that
is on the chop That would be so gross to
find THEO lin Manuel. What is the grossest thing you
(13:33):
might find in a teenage boy's bedroom? Fun? What was that?
Cheese food slash cheeseburgers? Who being alright, THEO let's see
rotten food is on the board. All right, man, Well
(13:58):
you are on fire tonight. How are you how are
you feeling? Wow? Too right, Hi, I'm gonna take my
power to the power power the people. You're talented. I
have two very talented theos, and you know what that
brings me to you? With the CHAPO, you have one
strike one point. If you walked into a teenage boys bedroom,
(14:21):
what is the grossest thing you might find? Show tunes?
Show tunes, a show, show tunes, like lyrics to show tunes,
and art? Because we're men. Okay, all right, we're a
real man a diary. So you're saying, show two lyrics
(14:43):
written in a diary, and it is art, all of that,
all of the above, is my answer. All right, let's see.
Unfortunately that is not on the board, too is Unfortunately,
there's no way this could possibly be rigged, all right,
(15:05):
THEO lin Manuel, If you walked into a teenage boy's bedroom,
what is the grossest thing you might find? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
I think that. Okay, fine, horn no, poor, no, alright,
(15:25):
THEO that is oh, unfortunately not on the board. But
the judges were the judges were a little conflicted on that.
But unfortunately that is not on the board. All right.
THEO El Chapo, what do you what do you have?
You this this next answer really matters. But you have
two strikes so far. I think about all the times
(15:45):
that I escaped and the grossest things that I've seen,
and I'll use a medical term, gotta gotta gotta. That's
how they saying in the in the hospit nothing else,
all right? I love ship. Oh alright, the Manuel, please,
(16:07):
it's the Chap's turn. I love coca. Thank you the
you alright? Gotcha? Oh unfortunate, no, no, Mommy on board
the O lin Manuel. You're walking away the winter. Congratulations?
(16:29):
Do you, Chap? How do you feel? You know? I
feel great because being in Brison, I don't get to
talk to anybody. You know. It's not like I am
on a private property in Argentina or anything like that.
Sure is. It's not like I'm evading. No, no, look,
I feel honored to have met lin Manuel, Miranda. We
(16:54):
have such a big family, yo, yo, son, It's been
an honor and I will kill every one of you.
Oh theol Chapo, I love the way you joke. Thank
you for being here. And THEO Lin Manuel. You're going
up to the final round against the A Yolanda they're
gonna talk on over each other. Stick around after the break.
(17:25):
Welcome back to family, Sue. We have my the A
Yolanda and my THEO lin Manuel Miranda playing for Grandma
Coco's inheritance, which is seventy five dollars. Sab riles is
before top five answers on the board. If you get
three wrong, you're out. The player that gets the most
(17:46):
correct wins the game. Are you too ready? See me?
All right? We asked one hundred of our cousins name
something you love to put in your mouth and suck on.
The Ayolanda, I just suck Selena so when she's sleeping,
(18:16):
Selena to Selena toe toes is on the board. All right,
that is for wow, an incredible start, alright, THEO lin Manuel.
We asked one hundred of our cousins name something you
love to put in your mouth and suck on. Dag
(18:40):
dang you be seven back gavery dick to suck on
to Mecca. It be a dick, a dick, penis a penis,
I'm gay whatever? Alright, THEO I I'm just gonna go
(19:01):
ahead and turn to the board. Oh and penis is
not is unfortunately not on the board. I don't think
that's what that means. But you have one strike, all
right thea Alanda, name something you love to put in
your mouth and suck on? And when I get sad,
(19:29):
I asked for a lollipop, lollipop and they don't give
it to me, so I have to make up my
own from toilet paper in the spoon lollipop. Let's look
at the board. Lollipop slash popsicle is on the board, alright,
(19:50):
the two points the ollen, Manuel, you're left in the dust.
What do you got? Name something you love to put
in your mouth and suck on in the bloods you
ain't do that ship, so you know, maybe it's so
I'm like, I'm thinking to put in my mouth and
(20:13):
suck on a straw. Straw draw glad to look at
the board. Straw is not on the board. That is
two strikes via Yolanda. Name something you love to put
in your mouth and suck on. Pussy? Alright, So theo
(20:33):
lin Manuel did say penis, and now you're saying pussy
seeing the opposite. I no, no, no, wait wait wait
wait wait wait, I changed my mind. You change your mind? Okay,
to suck suck on I'm not saying you can't stuck
on a pussy, but see you can suck on a busy, right,
(20:55):
But what is your answer? Dia yorlanda solid divars song
and baby bottom going with the titty went from pussy
to baby bottom to titty, baby bottle, oh, baby bottle
(21:18):
to titty. Okay, wow, wow did I miss here? That?
All right? Let's see and we have passifire on the board.
That that is three points. Landa, Oh, let's see what
was left? Cough, wow, lit Manuel, Sorry the way everything
(21:47):
went down. Do you have any last words? That's so
many words I wanna makeup musical batty, Landa, you were
winning Grandma Coco's inheritance. How do you feel? I yenger,
but so stop because because if she was care I
(22:09):
want to put her soul in my mouth. I gave
it up everything. I cannot believe that. I cannot believe that. God, No,
thank you so much. Congratulations they Lamba, that's our show.
(22:29):
Thanks for tuning in, And I'm getting word from our
producers at the show. Family feud is suing us. Hey,
suing is our thing. See you next time. Hi. This
is Anna from clown Parade. A lot of recent allegations,
we will no longer be working with Don Saldivar. We
(22:50):
apologize for airing any of his episodes in the first place,
but we were contractually obligated to w up in the
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