October 19, 2022 • 39 mins
Is it possible for a narcissist to read tarot cards or astrological charts if they’re not her own? This witchy podcast answers that question with a resounding “No!” What happens instead? Listen and learn as vaguely European mystic, Katinka, butchers every mystical practice she attempts. In this debut episode about sexy divine love, Katinka spreads awareness about numerology, gets advice from spiritual dating coach Lakshmi Pudding, and learns something shocking about her ex-husband from a tarot reading she gives to a listener.
In the spirit of narcissism, all characters in this episode are played by Desi Domo.
About Desi:
Desi is a comedian, actor, and writer in Brooklyn, NY. Credits include: UCB Theatre Maude Night, UCB Theatre Characters Welcome, Blank! The Musical, Netflix’s Inventing Anna, and The Conjuring. See more of her characters and impressions at desidomo.com and Instagram.com/desidomo. Desi also reads tarot professionally (better than Katinka). Book a reading with her at starchaeologytarot.com.
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Yeah, oh sorry, that was I was just kneeling a
picture up against the wall. That wasn't I mean, we're here, okay, Um,
do you want to do a meeting? Yeah, let's do
a meeting. Let's get Will is usually here by now,
isn't he? Well, I guess we could have a conversation
until he gets here. I came out to my mom. Yeah,
(00:26):
that's really hard. No, it was. She was cool about it.
She was, well, all right, we were having a well
you take care. Who's he talking to? I don't know,
but it's unacceptable by ke Wait a minute, did you
almost Kevin Spacey a podcast, guys, because bone was coming out. No,
(00:49):
he was telling me to my mom yesterday and I
was that's amazing, thank you did. Well, we're not going
to talk about this. Who was on the phone just now?
It's none of your guys business. Actually is very much
our business. Guys will just ridicule me and make fun
of me. And is he kidding? Is he kidding? Red Bull?
(01:09):
Was it? Calm him down? Here, calm him down? Do
I drink it all in one goal? Right now? Shit?
Damn not the can too? Like that was like Popeye finished?
Ain't the can? Though will I signed a MBA, can't
tell you who I md A and M d A
(01:31):
M major disclosure. Yes, well, at some point you're going
to have to disclosed to us. Yeah. Well, anyway, I'm bowing.
I'm so proud of you, and I'm so happy that
that went well. So much and maybe I'll come out soon.
You should do you guys like New York City. Start
spreading the love, Start spreading the joy. The sound of
(01:56):
the subway, hot dog carts, wild horses running through Central Park,
ridled and they are wild and they want they want.
That's what they want. People. The music of the city,
the symphony of lights lights. Well, this next talented young artist,
(02:21):
we have real New Yorker mcgreen. If you're familiar with
Upright Citizens Brigade, of course, I know YouTube, you know,
dabbled money for a spell. This person performed sketch country
for years on mod Night with teams Lake Fire and Choir.
(02:46):
I was on cho Cho shows. She does improv comedy
with my all star indie team, miles from Pete, all
over New York City, miles from Pete. You're on this
improv team. I forgot, yes, I forgot that I was
that you're doing improv. I haven't done it in so long.
(03:08):
Once you're part of Miles Beat, you're always always of course, yeah,
you know improv a veteran ya and being president like
you're you're always president. You know. Improv is great even
for people that don't pursue comedy. I find that helps
with communication. Well, we should do an impro class here
and class a lot of It's a great way to
(03:29):
make some extra money if you run improv classes. But
it's great for republic speaking. Okay, if you have to
speak in for groups people business orientation conventions. Maybe it
would make me confident enough to come out. I think
I think it could. I could very much. You're gonna
need a lot of improv to come out one one
(03:52):
red Bill can later he's taking who is this person?
Uh think blank? Are nez okay? And then what's the
last name? Welcome to my Oh no, that's never mind.
Welcome to my Domo. Got de domo domo? We love
(04:17):
right from choir and Miles from Peter. Yes, what's the show? Yeah?
I just was seeing if I show us the phone,
let me. Kevin Spacey said, be there soon. No is
he coming here? He might be on his way, Jesus
Christ will Jesus, I can't get out of I signed it.
(04:41):
I signed an m d A. I can't get out
of this A major disclosclosure. Okay, listen to Dasise Mysticism
Is Katinka and Katinka Is Me, a spiritual, metaphysical, supernatural
and esoteric podcast in which narcissistic mystic Katinka shares her
intuitive gifts and to much about herself. I'm intrigued. Narcissistic mystic.
(05:03):
What a beautiful pairing of words, narcissistic mystic. I love
that and it's Katinka. It sounds like a my fair
Lady song. The plane in Spain, mystic system, mississistem honey, honey,
every everything about this is saying, listen to me, Yes,
(05:25):
this is going to be our fifth hit. The trades
are going to get out of control. God, I mean,
the bid reporters are going to be reporting this is
our empire strikes back. We're going to crash the trades.
The trades are not going to know what to do
with themselves. They're gonna stop printing. Are they printed anymore?
You know? I think so, because I actually um I
hope so. Because I invested a lot in newsstands. Yeah. Well,
(05:47):
I'm dating two girls over at I c m oh yeah,
and so I'm always over in the office. Is sort
of running between their offices. I just signed with innovative.
You did congratulations, um some and recommended it me to them. Good. Well,
I'm just saying your own put his phone and he
put his phone up. I'm just saying when I was
(06:09):
in the offices that I see him. They had the
trades out, so I think they are printing them stuff. Yeah,
and I'll tell those girls I'm gay at some point.
You know who probably already knows you're gay. Katinka, Well,
she's a narcissist, sees it all. Hey, will what number
am I thinking of? Five? Oh? My god? Narcissistic mystics
(06:32):
over here. I guess that red Bull can't give him
a super bower or something. Okay, great picture, and you
can guess numbers. I'm liking more. He didn't like me
before anyway. This is um Desi domos Katinka Domoska. Hello,
my sweet collective. Welcome to the me in Miss Decision.
(06:56):
I am your host, Katinka, and I can tell you
about your asked, your present, and also maybe a little
beauty boat me also the future collective. Shoot, oh shoot,
I'm channeling someone right now. I am hearing them as
if they are in the same room as me. Does
(07:18):
anyone know someone named I'm hearing The name is Clara.
I am in the room with you. Oh holy stars
are shoot, she is in the same room as me. Collective.
This is my protege, Clara, not protegee, producer and the
producer of the show. And it's pronounced Claire. Actually, high listeners,
(07:42):
I'm getting a message right now, is coming through from
Archangel Michael. Hi, Mike, do you want me to tell
her that wait what this will break her? No? No, no, no, no,
you're right. This is the light workers path. Okay, I'll
do it. Clark comes it at my feet. Your feet
are under that desk. It's okay. I will shout from
(08:04):
here then. Oh god, this is the hardest part of
my dorma telling people hard truths. Okay, what Archie and
Jew Michael just told me right now is your name
is actually pronounced Clara. Um. Okay, I'm sensing a lot
(08:25):
of shame right now because you've gotten your name wrong,
your whole life right. But it's okay. I have gotten
so many people's names wrong, their whole lives. We have
to forgive ourselves, Clara, my parents called me Claire. Yeah,
they got it wrong too. Look, I'm connected straight to
divine energy right now. The message is like as clear
(08:45):
as quartz crystal, and I'm just the messenger. Okay, is
up to you, Clara, What do you wanna do with
this message? Probably gonna do nothing. You can lead a
horse to the truth of its real name, but you
can't get that horse to speak its real name and
call itself by it. I think you're badging that saying
(09:07):
that's the exact thing in my country. Translation actually wasn't
hard at all. That's like word for word the same.
What country is that again? Should Clark? Okay, Mercury just
went into retro right like the exact moment you asked that.
So communication wise, it's just not ideal conditions for me
to answer that complicated question right now. So it's like
(09:30):
a one word answer. It's too bad. We've got to
start the show now. Shoot, your collective is waiting, so
let's go Welcome to me. This is cutting is miss
this isn't so welcome to me collective today on the
(09:59):
me and miss this is, and we will be exploring
something very very sexy, the subject of sexy sexually, of
twin Flames, Soulmates and CarMax. You know about this, Clark, Yeah,
I actually think I've met myself. Wow. Okay, that reminds
me of a story about me when I was living
(10:19):
in the jungle. I spent two years there on a
silent retrade. Wow. You didn't speak for two years. I
didn't speak French. I didn't speak Dutch. I didn't speak German.
Oh do you know how to speak those languages? Clark?
You don't know until you're trying, and I've never tried. Okay,
So did you speak the languages? You do know how
(10:41):
to speak technically with my mouth? Yes? But was I
speaking with my heart? No? So all I did for
those for two years will speak the languages I speak
with my mouth, none of the other languages, the hundreds
of millions of them. And I didn't make sounds either.
I didn't go, I didn't go, I didn't speak Hawk.
(11:08):
I didn't even sing in my belting voice. I did sing,
but it had to be like this good no, no, no, no,
only my head voice. If you can believe it, it
sounds like a real sacrifice. Clare, you're such a young,
young soul. You're like a newborn soul, just figuring out
(11:29):
how to breathe and blink. You know, some babies never
learned those basic things. There are babies who come out
of the yoni don't blink for days, and mothers cry, please, doctor,
make her blink. She looked like possessed demon. And doctor said,
there's nothing we can do, man, because eyelids are so thin,
we can't even grip them with our hands or our tools.
(11:50):
And then the babies die because our bodies are nine
percent water and they lose all the water through the
eyes just trying to lubricate them. So it's tragedy and
nobody is talking about Yeah, definitely, nobody is talking about that. Anyway,
back to the story. When I was living in their jungle,
I met a cell mate. As soon as I saw him,
(12:12):
it was like recognizing an old friend, but more than
a friend, because I also wanted to judge on him.
I wanted to judge on him as soon as my
eyes saw his big, huge stick. Maybe he was a tree,
a Robbert tree in his life, a tree, but I
recognized him from a past life when he was a
(12:34):
medieval garbage man, and I was a swamp maiden. She
I tended the swamps where the garbage was dumped in
those times, so we would see each other once a
week on garbage Eve until we eloped. That's beautiful, But
as a tree, he was covered like sopping wet in
(12:55):
this white stuff. That's how rubber looks, looks exactly like. Okay,
let's maybe paint white paint, like when you paint all
your unwet cousins with a big haybrush to look very
sick for the holiday. What holiday, Cornson? What culture is
that car? Please? It's Clark, I mean Claire. Damn it.
(13:18):
I don't have the time for this. Next Cornson, I
tell you what. I'm gonna buy you a map so
you can learn about the world and the culture, so
I don't have to educate you. And I just pray
Clark that you read that map. As the saying goat.
You can lead a horse to a map, but you
can't get it to understand that map or even look
(13:38):
at it straight on exact translation. I don't think maps
actually tell you about different cultures traditions anyway, Twin flames,
so mates and car Max what's the difference. Okay, what's
a super relatable metaphor is to explain this sports food
whether you said goats, No, okay, I'm gonna go with goats.
(14:01):
So you know, when you're getting ready to kill a
goat for the winter solstice, No, okay, Clark, your soul
is like a seven point eight pound of newborn still
in the throes of struggling to close your own eyelids.
Just try to keep up here again. Carms are the
goats that are there to teach you a lesson, but
it's temporary, and ultimately you still kill them because the
(14:24):
goat is probably a narcissist. Then you move on. So
mates are the goats that you've fall deep in love with.
They have you saying, wait, it feels like I've known
this goat for one hundred years. They teach you a
lesson too, but the lesson is actually that you are
the narcissist and this is just what I hear. This
(14:46):
has never happened to me yet. So so you think
the goat and sometimes you still kill it and move on.
Other times you say, no, I will actually keep this
goat alive to milk it forever. Then twin flames are
the goats that really get on your nerves, Like the
goat is always fighting you, and you hate the goat,
(15:09):
but you love the goat too, And the reason they've
lusted you so much is because you realized weight this
goat is me. And you don't kill the goat because
you can't kill a part of yourself. So you try
to keep them until they run away, and you chase
them and consider killing them all over again. And this
(15:29):
clar becomes the well known pattern we see today of
people spending their whole life chasing runaway goats. Is this
clar now to you? Clear? The goat references complicated it
for me, but I think I get it. You can
have many karmic relationships and so many relationships, but your
twin flame is like your other half, right, yes, yes, yes,
(15:51):
this is what the most mystics say. But I have
a take so hot I am smudging the studio with
it right now? Oh okay, well that's our cute. We're
entering our incensed segment. What HARRISY are you burning to
say on this topic? Okay, I'll say it. Most people
have one twin flame, right, But there's a big wench
(16:14):
thrown into this system, and the wench is me. Are
you trying to say wrench? That is what I say. Car,
I am almost everyone's twin flame. Boom, I said it.
But the thing is none of them are mine. For example, collective,
I am clark twin flame, but she is not mine.
Oh that isn't true, Clark, What to come on? You
(16:39):
cannot hide your love. I'm confused. You're always staring at
mclarre when I'm talking in here. That's my job. You're
always listening to recordings of my voice over and over again.
That's me editing this show. Emailing me to tell me
what time to be here also my job. Asking me
to write things. Do you just your name, date and
(17:01):
signature and contracts? Yesterday you asked me if I would
like hot yam water, which is not common in this country,
and the very time consuming recipe you put that in
your contract. And yeah, it's made my job really hard.
We have a classic runner chaser dynamic Lara. But I
will always keep running away from you and back to
(17:23):
myself because here's the kicker. I am my own twin flame.
So you are two halves in one. I am a whole.
I am a big already achieved victory and love the
big V. So sometimes I call myself a big V hole.
(17:44):
Maybe don't call yourself that. Oh, that is just your
ego talking, Clara. He's okay to be jealous. So if
you are a whole, how are you other people's half?
I am half blush, half egrus one. But if other
people are equal to and I am one, then I
(18:05):
am half for them, but a hole for me? What
do you mean other people equal to? Like to what
dude's bigger than one? Clark. It's just people who are
bigger in size than me spiritually like bigger souls, Like yes,
but but bigger is not better, Clark. It's like there
are people who are physically overwhite, and then people who
(18:28):
are spiritually overweight spiritually obeys people equally like six or seven.
I'm like pretty spiritually skinny. Like one time a monk
told me, why your soul is in such great shape?
What is your exorcism routine? It was the most I've
ever heard a monk talk. So then we might sweet
(18:48):
wet love, and he was immediately renounced from his monastery.
Verse sexy stuff. This all sounds like spiritual fat phobia. Yes, yes,
thank you know that's very body negative and regressive. Claria,
know what's regressive thinking numbers are just numbers? Clara, let
(19:11):
me ask you what does for mean? I think it
just means for like two plus two units of something. Okay,
and that's where you're wrong. You're that'd wrong. Hi, I'm Kotinka,
And sure ignorance is bliss. Life is easy when you
can just right off the number five as nothing more
than five. But what if I tell you the number
(19:32):
five is a dumpster fire of a number, noncommittal, unreliable,
and a bit of a lost sloppy boy. Sure I
hate five sometimes, but doesn't five deserve the dignity to
be seen so that it can be hated? Welcome to numerology.
What's numerology? It's if math were a witch. It can
(19:55):
be hard when you find out that numbers mean more
than just the numbers that they are numbered as. But
numbers are not just numbers, and Numbers Rights is are
not for nonprofit organization fighting for numbers to count, not
just be counted. I'm not just sharing this because Numbers
(20:16):
Rights is our sponsor for this episode. I'm talking about
this because it's near and dear to my hearts if
I didn't know numbers were more than just numbers. I
want to be able to blame a bad day on
a number of the date, blame a bad show on
my ticket number, or even blame a moment of nonsensical
(20:36):
rage towards Clara on the number of the time of
day it happened. What would I do if I couldn't
blame numbers? And what could you do if you started
to visit Numbers Rights dot one to three, four, five, six, seven,
eight nine today to support bringing more meaning to numbers
in your life. Thank you for your sponsorship Numbers Right.
(20:59):
It's a really great azation. And while you were giving
that compelling testimony to the work of Numbers Rights, our
guest for today arrived in the studio. We interviewed to
the clar It is my pleasure to introduce dating coach
Yogi and horse trainer lash Me Pudding. Hello. Hello, oh,
my Lord Shiva? Is this on? Yep? God, Sorry, darling,
(21:20):
I'm absolutely tragic at the moment you're catching me smack
dab and the juicy middle celestial surgery Right now, Lord
Shiva is simply mandating my life fall apart all for
the sake of my ascension. Wow, I know exactly what
that is like, but for our collective produced more about
what that is like. Well, just last week I spent
my children's inheritance on a new gorgeous penthouse, went bankrupt,
(21:42):
met my then twin flame, and started channeling an instructional
book for a global spiritual army of lovers. That sure
is a lot of stuff normal people don't fresh simultaneously. Now,
you are a love and dating coach, yogi and horse trainer. Yes, wrecked, Yes,
what a calm ball I can understand the love and
(22:04):
yoga expert these How does horse training come in? So?
I didn't train horses per se, It's more like they
train me. I trained my own body and strength using horses.
I left them, do balance, work on them, and even
fight them. Fascinating. And I use horses instead of gim
My body is my temple, and I am so dedicated
(22:25):
to God and nature that I prefer to be trained
by nature herself. By training with horses in the woods
rather than metal machines in a gym, my body becomes
unnaturally strong, but through a natural route. Yes, yes, and
you have earned that lacks from me. Tell me your
first name is so eastern, and your last's name is
so western. Watch these about. Oh well, I am eastern
(22:50):
and western, I'm northern and southern, I'm everybody and nobody. Okay, yes, yes,
I get that, because I am that too. It's like,
you know, I'm hot and I'm called, I'm yes and
I'm no, I'm in and I'm up and I'm how
do you even saying down? Oh? My godess, isn't it
(23:12):
just delicious? Me's so delicious, like warm sheepbread I could
eat loaves of myself, or so delicious to be me. Now,
tell me about your twin flame. Well, he is called Carlos,
and he is my divine masculine And did you say
you met him last week? Oh? No, no, no, I
met Carlos actually about ten minutes ago on my way here.
(23:35):
He collected my money at the toe booth, and it
was like my entire world just fell into place. You know,
every twin flame connection has a particularly large obstacle. Of course,
I already know what are to inflame challenges. He does
not speak or understand a lick of English. Honestly, I
don't blame him, But tell me, didn't you say you
met your twin flame last week. Yes, that was a
(23:57):
different twin flame. I thought you can have only one
twin flame. Well, in my dating experience and expertise, I've
discovered something really king lashes. When you reach the highest
level of ascension as I have, you experience a yummy
ego death, which means your identity dies and a new
one is birthed. WHOA, So let me get are you
(24:18):
saying each new version of you has a new twin flame?
Exactly darling? In my ascension, I experienced ego debts quite routinely,
So essentially I've graduated from having one single twin flame
over many lifetimes to having one single twin flame over
many minutes. Oh wow, this is a hot pake. So
(24:41):
who was your twin flame from last week? Then that
would be my new n T doctor are twin flame.
Obstacle was that he is happily married and very in
love with his wife, so that was very hard for
us to overcome and achieve union. Here in the three
D classic dwin flame broblem And who was before that?
Before Dr Mike? It was Actu really the receptionist in
(25:01):
Dr Mike's office, Chad. Chad and I had a classic
runner chase the dynamic in the two minutes that we
were twin Flames. As soon as I arrived, he claimed
his shift ended and a colleague named Nancy replaced him.
So the lengths that runners would go through Mr Rice
spot On, Darling laxtionary of Iron twin Flames, who was
(25:21):
a big highlight, And what's the obstacle blocking union with them?
That would have to be Matt Damon. He was my
twin flame for roughly six days after the Second Born
Identity movie was released in cinemas. Are great to win flame.
Obstacle we faced was meeting. Yeah, we never really got
to couldn't quite crack how to do it, so we
(25:42):
failed to come into union. Oh show was these front
cover news? Surprisingly? No, No, the story was leaked to
major news networks by me. I late did, but nobody
could really corroborate the story because the only witness was
God herself of course or of course, but I have
written about all my twin Flames and great and likely
(26:04):
illegal detail in my new book, which I started channeling
three days ago. I will be self publishing it tomorrow.
Wow wow, wah, wah wah. And what is the name
of this book? Shagging your Way to Shiva is the
one to be printed in India, but my American publishers
insisted on changing the title for the American version, Tooking
Your Way to the Father Son and Holy Spirit. Whoa wa,
(26:26):
whoa thy sounds Actually, you know Tinka Darling as a
spiritual dating coach. Most people don't realize that literally everything
is more sexual for those of us who are tuned
into the higher realms. Of course, of course, I spend
more time in my day having orgasm than not having orgasm.
And I'm not even doing anything except shipping. That must
(26:48):
be no nevannicity. Wait, what is happening. It's like we
are say in person, do you have the whole? I
love you? Oh my Lord Shiva. It just hit me
(27:09):
like a ton of bricks, yogophone bricks, so very light
but equally disruptive. You're my twin flame. Okay, I'm really
sorry to break this to you, but my twin rame
is actually me as well. It's perfectly all right. This
is just a twin flame obstacle. No, I'm sorry, it's not.
(27:33):
This is so awkward. Clara, Yeah, why are you involving me?
Maybe you can give her some advice since I'm your
twin flame too. You're not my twin flame, Katinka. She
is deep in denial, actually, but she is just like you. Okay, Actually,
thank you so much for joining us. We're going to
call the interview. They're beautiful. I'm offering you the most sparkling,
(27:54):
incandescent gratitude for having me on this program. Please buy
my book. It comes out tomorrow, and Katinka, I will
wait outside the studio for us to discuss this well
winds romance we've just been swept up into because there's
nothing Goodbye to Julu. Well, she was interesting. I don't
want to say I told you so, Clara, but sometimes
(28:17):
we have to say what we don't want. I told
you so. Okay. Up next, we have our weekly reading
for a listener. The question submitted this week we're all
related to our topic divine love, twin flames, soul, Neates,
and Karmis. Are you ready, Katinka? Honestly, I'm never ready
for the miracles that come out of my mouth, whether
it's words or something else. What do you mean, something
(28:39):
else like vomit. One time I brought a piech of
gold in my mouth. Days later, I spit out Emma
Fish Crystal, why did you put the call in your
mouth in the first place? Intuition. Another time I was
communicating with a bird in a day later, tiny blue
egg came out of my mouth. It was as if
that bird made love to you my voice, and my
(29:01):
voice was like the Virgin Mary delivering a baby egg.
Jesus Man, I have a lot of questions about that,
but um, we need to get to our Q and
A segment. Unfortunately, so this week's question is from Georgia
Spellman in Chicago. She writes, Katinka, I feel very lost
in my love life right now. Can you please shed
some light on what is going on? George Jaw thank
(29:21):
you for this question. I will be working with the
rider Way Tarot deck today for anyone who would like
to follow along and pull up the images on the Internet.
Let's take a moment in union or Spirit. Spirit? Are
you there? Spirit? Come in? I like your top today. Spirit? Okay?
(29:44):
Calling Georgia's guides and ascended masters. Yes, hello, welcome Please,
it's just me in delivering the divine messages to George
on Spirit. Please give us some downloads about Georgia's chaotic
love drama. How can she fix her put the club
life to have swords. Okay, okay, so you're facing paralyzing
(30:05):
decision right now. What is this decision about? Oh? Shoot,
it's about me? Okay, wow, did not see this coming, ative, cops.
That's the guy who was sick of beer pong, and
so he wanders away into a river and the moon
is like so judgy about it. Yeah, this is like
(30:27):
photograph of me. Okay, Spirit, Okay, I don't know where
you're going with this, but our bite. Oh shoot, shoo,
shoot it's the sun the naked baby bareback on a
horse card. Okay, Georgia, So your decision is not only
about me, it's my decision about me. Ah, George, i'mself sorry.
(30:56):
This is like all about me, even though it's your reading.
I swear I'm not doing this. This is just what
the cards say. The cars are being so weird right now, Okay, Spirit,
just a reminder, we're asking about Georgia, not me. Why
is Georgia's love life a disaster? Why is it hopeless?
(31:18):
Why it shoot? Shoot the wheel of fortune. This is
about how I still cannot tell time on American clocks.
I think all clocks are the same global, you know,
I refused to learn nine of swords. Okay, Spirit, what
are you saying? If I knew how to read American clocks,
(31:40):
maybe I wouldn't choose to cry about how many swords
I have at four thirty am. Maybe I'd find a
better time to do that. But what if I want
to do it at four thirty am? Spirit? Is in
America supposed to be the land of the free. Huh
give me an answer to that right this minute. Okay,
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semi swords Okay, yes, fine, I stole those swords, but
I'm not up at night crying about them because I
feel guilty. I stole them from babies who shouldn't have
had them in the first place, so I helped them.
Why were those babies having swords? I'm up at night
crying about the swords because it's just overwhelming how many
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swords I have? Like, do you even know what it
means to own nine swords? Unborliable, unburiable? Okay, let's get
back on track. Spirit, Okay, the lovers, Okay, more on topic,
but still about me? Why is this about an orgy?
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I had? This big angel is me? And then here's
the naked man and the naked lady. And they're not
even into each other. They're looking at me. I'll tell
you what. Nobody has ever been so attentive to miss. Actually,
it was absolutely infuriating, like me one second to breathe. Please, Okay,
where are you going with their spirit? Are you serious?
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The devil? It's my ex husband spirit. Shoot, I don't
want to talk about Dmitri. He's irresistible. Georgar in this one,
the devil is in and the two naked people are
both me. One is my sexy side, one is my
very sexy side. Where are we ever talking about Dmitri? Here? Shoot?
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Oh my shoot, six of cops. What this is Dmitri
giving a drink to underage girl? Spirit? How is this girl?
Because he's girl spirit? No, it can't be George or
how would Georgia? No Dmitri to answer me, riddle me
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this Asa WANs ASA wants as hell. No no, no, no, no, no,
no no no, that's the hand job card. Okay, okay,
when this happened? Spirit tennis swords shoot, shure, there's tense
(34:17):
swords stabbed in my back. The more swords, the bigger
the betrayal. No, no, these mean it happened when the
Matri and I were married that shoot shoot he must
have been when he went to war and I asked
what the war? And he toolt me he was not
(34:37):
a liberty to say, where was this war? Huh? Where
was this war? Wait? Wait? Wait wait, George arts from Chicago.
The war was in Chicago. The war was in Chicago?
Are shoot showt the shoot shoot sing Karna straight through
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the sucking moon? First, our entireing chad to being king
retro grade for Sking ever Tinker, I'm so sorry, Clara,
George or was reading for her has really given me
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so much to process about me. Yeah, you really dropped
some truth bombs on you. Do you think you have
it in you to finish the show? I can do it,
but Clara, I need you to file a restraining order
for me to keep George or away from me, because
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I do not feel safe. I can't and won't do
that for you. Okay, can you lift me off the floor.
I don't think I can fully lift you, but I
can try to help you get back in your chair.
Thank you, car Okay, what we have left just announcements
(36:07):
and then our sign off prayer, Okay, collective before we go,
I want to announce this is the last week to
sign up for my twin Flame Union EAT course. Has
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was today. We are going to end with a beautiful
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twin flame prayer to help everyone who hasn't found their
twin flame. Find them now, excluding any people, and he
says it's right in the prayer. I swear not adding
this excluding any people who gave illicit hand drops during
any wars, famous ones or less known ones. Okay, not
close your eye and listen with respect, because this prayer
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is vara vara or yeah, here where we go? H
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m hm m hm oh ho ho ha ha ha
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ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha I do do
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not much, they not musty h h
Yeah, oh sorry, that was I was just kneeling a
picture up against the wall. That wasn't I mean, we're here, okay, Um,
do you want to do a meeting? Yeah, let's do
a meeting. Let's get Will is usually here by now,
isn't he? Well, I guess we could have a conversation
until he gets here. I came out to my mom. Yeah,
(00:26):
that's really hard. No, it was. She was cool about it.
She was, well, all right, we were having a well
you take care. Who's he talking to? I don't know,
but it's unacceptable by ke Wait a minute, did you
almost Kevin Spacey a podcast, guys, because bone was coming out. No,
(00:49):
he was telling me to my mom yesterday and I
was that's amazing, thank you did. Well, we're not going
to talk about this. Who was on the phone just now?
It's none of your guys business. Actually is very much
our business. Guys will just ridicule me and make fun
of me. And is he kidding? Is he kidding? Red Bull?
(01:09):
Was it? Calm him down? Here, calm him down? Do
I drink it all in one goal? Right now? Shit?
Damn not the can too? Like that was like Popeye finished?
Ain't the can? Though will I signed a MBA, can't
tell you who I md A and M d A
(01:31):
M major disclosure. Yes, well, at some point you're going
to have to disclosed to us. Yeah. Well, anyway, I'm bowing.
I'm so proud of you, and I'm so happy that
that went well. So much and maybe I'll come out soon.
You should do you guys like New York City. Start
spreading the love, Start spreading the joy. The sound of
(01:56):
the subway, hot dog carts, wild horses running through Central Park,
ridled and they are wild and they want they want.
That's what they want. People. The music of the city,
the symphony of lights lights. Well, this next talented young artist,
(02:21):
we have real New Yorker mcgreen. If you're familiar with
Upright Citizens Brigade, of course, I know YouTube, you know,
dabbled money for a spell. This person performed sketch country
for years on mod Night with teams Lake Fire and Choir.
(02:46):
I was on cho Cho shows. She does improv comedy
with my all star indie team, miles from Pete, all
over New York City, miles from Pete. You're on this
improv team. I forgot, yes, I forgot that I was
that you're doing improv. I haven't done it in so long.
(03:08):
Once you're part of Miles Beat, you're always always of course, yeah,
you know improv a veteran ya and being president like
you're you're always president. You know. Improv is great even
for people that don't pursue comedy. I find that helps
with communication. Well, we should do an impro class here
and class a lot of It's a great way to
(03:29):
make some extra money if you run improv classes. But
it's great for republic speaking. Okay, if you have to
speak in for groups people business orientation conventions. Maybe it
would make me confident enough to come out. I think
I think it could. I could very much. You're gonna
need a lot of improv to come out one one
(03:52):
red Bill can later he's taking who is this person?
Uh think blank? Are nez okay? And then what's the
last name? Welcome to my Oh no, that's never mind.
Welcome to my Domo. Got de domo domo? We love
(04:17):
right from choir and Miles from Peter. Yes, what's the show? Yeah?
I just was seeing if I show us the phone,
let me. Kevin Spacey said, be there soon. No is
he coming here? He might be on his way, Jesus
Christ will Jesus, I can't get out of I signed it.
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I signed an m d A. I can't get out
of this A major disclosclosure. Okay, listen to Dasise Mysticism
Is Katinka and Katinka Is Me, a spiritual, metaphysical, supernatural
and esoteric podcast in which narcissistic mystic Katinka shares her
intuitive gifts and to much about herself. I'm intrigued. Narcissistic mystic.
(05:03):
What a beautiful pairing of words, narcissistic mystic. I love
that and it's Katinka. It sounds like a my fair
Lady song. The plane in Spain, mystic system, mississistem honey, honey,
every everything about this is saying, listen to me, Yes,
(05:25):
this is going to be our fifth hit. The trades
are going to get out of control. God, I mean,
the bid reporters are going to be reporting this is
our empire strikes back. We're going to crash the trades.
The trades are not going to know what to do
with themselves. They're gonna stop printing. Are they printed anymore?
You know? I think so, because I actually um I
hope so. Because I invested a lot in newsstands. Yeah. Well,
(05:47):
I'm dating two girls over at I c m oh yeah,
and so I'm always over in the office. Is sort
of running between their offices. I just signed with innovative.
You did congratulations, um some and recommended it me to them. Good. Well,
I'm just saying your own put his phone and he
put his phone up. I'm just saying when I was
(06:09):
in the offices that I see him. They had the
trades out, so I think they are printing them stuff. Yeah,
and I'll tell those girls I'm gay at some point.
You know who probably already knows you're gay. Katinka, Well,
she's a narcissist, sees it all. Hey, will what number
am I thinking of? Five? Oh? My god? Narcissistic mystics
(06:32):
over here. I guess that red Bull can't give him
a super bower or something. Okay, great picture, and you
can guess numbers. I'm liking more. He didn't like me
before anyway. This is um Desi domos Katinka Domoska. Hello,
my sweet collective. Welcome to the me in Miss Decision.
(06:56):
I am your host, Katinka, and I can tell you
about your asked, your present, and also maybe a little
beauty boat me also the future collective. Shoot, oh shoot,
I'm channeling someone right now. I am hearing them as
if they are in the same room as me. Does
(07:18):
anyone know someone named I'm hearing The name is Clara.
I am in the room with you. Oh holy stars
are shoot, she is in the same room as me. Collective.
This is my protege, Clara, not protegee, producer and the
producer of the show. And it's pronounced Claire. Actually, high listeners,
(07:42):
I'm getting a message right now, is coming through from
Archangel Michael. Hi, Mike, do you want me to tell
her that wait what this will break her? No? No, no, no, no,
you're right. This is the light workers path. Okay, I'll
do it. Clark comes it at my feet. Your feet
are under that desk. It's okay. I will shout from
(08:04):
here then. Oh god, this is the hardest part of
my dorma telling people hard truths. Okay, what Archie and
Jew Michael just told me right now is your name
is actually pronounced Clara. Um. Okay, I'm sensing a lot
(08:25):
of shame right now because you've gotten your name wrong,
your whole life right. But it's okay. I have gotten
so many people's names wrong, their whole lives. We have
to forgive ourselves, Clara, my parents called me Claire. Yeah,
they got it wrong too. Look, I'm connected straight to
divine energy right now. The message is like as clear
(08:45):
as quartz crystal, and I'm just the messenger. Okay, is
up to you, Clara, What do you wanna do with
this message? Probably gonna do nothing. You can lead a
horse to the truth of its real name, but you
can't get that horse to speak its real name and
call itself by it. I think you're badging that saying
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that's the exact thing in my country. Translation actually wasn't
hard at all. That's like word for word the same.
What country is that again? Should Clark? Okay, Mercury just
went into retro right like the exact moment you asked that.
So communication wise, it's just not ideal conditions for me
to answer that complicated question right now. So it's like
(09:30):
a one word answer. It's too bad. We've got to
start the show now. Shoot, your collective is waiting, so
let's go Welcome to me. This is cutting is miss
this isn't so welcome to me collective today on the
(09:59):
me and miss this is, and we will be exploring
something very very sexy, the subject of sexy sexually, of
twin Flames, Soulmates and CarMax. You know about this, Clark, Yeah,
I actually think I've met myself. Wow. Okay, that reminds
me of a story about me when I was living
(10:19):
in the jungle. I spent two years there on a
silent retrade. Wow. You didn't speak for two years. I
didn't speak French. I didn't speak Dutch. I didn't speak German.
Oh do you know how to speak those languages? Clark?
You don't know until you're trying, and I've never tried. Okay,
So did you speak the languages? You do know how
(10:41):
to speak technically with my mouth? Yes? But was I
speaking with my heart? No? So all I did for
those for two years will speak the languages I speak
with my mouth, none of the other languages, the hundreds
of millions of them. And I didn't make sounds either.
I didn't go, I didn't go, I didn't speak Hawk.
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I didn't even sing in my belting voice. I did sing,
but it had to be like this good no, no, no, no,
only my head voice. If you can believe it, it
sounds like a real sacrifice. Clare, you're such a young,
young soul. You're like a newborn soul, just figuring out
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how to breathe and blink. You know, some babies never
learned those basic things. There are babies who come out
of the yoni don't blink for days, and mothers cry, please, doctor,
make her blink. She looked like possessed demon. And doctor said,
there's nothing we can do, man, because eyelids are so thin,
we can't even grip them with our hands or our tools.
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And then the babies die because our bodies are nine
percent water and they lose all the water through the
eyes just trying to lubricate them. So it's tragedy and
nobody is talking about Yeah, definitely, nobody is talking about that. Anyway,
back to the story. When I was living in their jungle,
I met a cell mate. As soon as I saw him,
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it was like recognizing an old friend, but more than
a friend, because I also wanted to judge on him.
I wanted to judge on him as soon as my
eyes saw his big, huge stick. Maybe he was a tree,
a Robbert tree in his life, a tree, but I
recognized him from a past life when he was a
(12:34):
medieval garbage man, and I was a swamp maiden. She
I tended the swamps where the garbage was dumped in
those times, so we would see each other once a
week on garbage Eve until we eloped. That's beautiful, But
as a tree, he was covered like sopping wet in
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this white stuff. That's how rubber looks, looks exactly like. Okay,
let's maybe paint white paint, like when you paint all
your unwet cousins with a big haybrush to look very
sick for the holiday. What holiday, Cornson? What culture is
that car? Please? It's Clark, I mean Claire. Damn it.
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I don't have the time for this. Next Cornson, I
tell you what. I'm gonna buy you a map so
you can learn about the world and the culture, so
I don't have to educate you. And I just pray
Clark that you read that map. As the saying goat.
You can lead a horse to a map, but you
can't get it to understand that map or even look
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at it straight on exact translation. I don't think maps
actually tell you about different cultures traditions anyway, Twin flames,
so mates and car Max what's the difference. Okay, what's
a super relatable metaphor is to explain this sports food
whether you said goats, No, okay, I'm gonna go with goats.
(14:01):
So you know, when you're getting ready to kill a
goat for the winter solstice, No, okay, Clark, your soul
is like a seven point eight pound of newborn still
in the throes of struggling to close your own eyelids.
Just try to keep up here again. Carms are the
goats that are there to teach you a lesson, but
it's temporary, and ultimately you still kill them because the
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goat is probably a narcissist. Then you move on. So
mates are the goats that you've fall deep in love with.
They have you saying, wait, it feels like I've known
this goat for one hundred years. They teach you a
lesson too, but the lesson is actually that you are
the narcissist and this is just what I hear. This
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has never happened to me yet. So so you think
the goat and sometimes you still kill it and move on.
Other times you say, no, I will actually keep this
goat alive to milk it forever. Then twin flames are
the goats that really get on your nerves, Like the
goat is always fighting you, and you hate the goat,
(15:09):
but you love the goat too, And the reason they've
lusted you so much is because you realized weight this
goat is me. And you don't kill the goat because
you can't kill a part of yourself. So you try
to keep them until they run away, and you chase
them and consider killing them all over again. And this
(15:29):
clar becomes the well known pattern we see today of
people spending their whole life chasing runaway goats. Is this
clar now to you? Clear? The goat references complicated it
for me, but I think I get it. You can
have many karmic relationships and so many relationships, but your
twin flame is like your other half, right, yes, yes, yes,
(15:51):
this is what the most mystics say. But I have
a take so hot I am smudging the studio with
it right now? Oh okay, well that's our cute. We're
entering our incensed segment. What HARRISY are you burning to
say on this topic? Okay, I'll say it. Most people
have one twin flame, right, But there's a big wench
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thrown into this system, and the wench is me. Are
you trying to say wrench? That is what I say. Car,
I am almost everyone's twin flame. Boom, I said it.
But the thing is none of them are mine. For example, collective,
I am clark twin flame, but she is not mine.
Oh that isn't true, Clark, What to come on? You
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cannot hide your love. I'm confused. You're always staring at
mclarre when I'm talking in here. That's my job. You're
always listening to recordings of my voice over and over again.
That's me editing this show. Emailing me to tell me
what time to be here also my job. Asking me
to write things. Do you just your name, date and
(17:01):
signature and contracts? Yesterday you asked me if I would
like hot yam water, which is not common in this country,
and the very time consuming recipe you put that in
your contract. And yeah, it's made my job really hard.
We have a classic runner chaser dynamic Lara. But I
will always keep running away from you and back to
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myself because here's the kicker. I am my own twin flame.
So you are two halves in one. I am a whole.
I am a big already achieved victory and love the
big V. So sometimes I call myself a big V hole.
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Maybe don't call yourself that. Oh, that is just your
ego talking, Clara. He's okay to be jealous. So if
you are a whole, how are you other people's half?
I am half blush, half egrus one. But if other
people are equal to and I am one, then I
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am half for them, but a hole for me? What
do you mean other people equal to? Like to what
dude's bigger than one? Clark. It's just people who are
bigger in size than me spiritually like bigger souls, Like yes,
but but bigger is not better, Clark. It's like there
are people who are physically overwhite, and then people who
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are spiritually overweight spiritually obeys people equally like six or seven.
I'm like pretty spiritually skinny. Like one time a monk
told me, why your soul is in such great shape?
What is your exorcism routine? It was the most I've
ever heard a monk talk. So then we might sweet
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wet love, and he was immediately renounced from his monastery.
Verse sexy stuff. This all sounds like spiritual fat phobia. Yes, yes,
thank you know that's very body negative and regressive. Claria,
know what's regressive thinking numbers are just numbers? Clara, let
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me ask you what does for mean? I think it
just means for like two plus two units of something. Okay,
and that's where you're wrong. You're that'd wrong. Hi, I'm Kotinka,
And sure ignorance is bliss. Life is easy when you
can just right off the number five as nothing more
than five. But what if I tell you the number
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five is a dumpster fire of a number, noncommittal, unreliable,
and a bit of a lost sloppy boy. Sure I
hate five sometimes, but doesn't five deserve the dignity to
be seen so that it can be hated? Welcome to numerology.
What's numerology? It's if math were a witch. It can
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be hard when you find out that numbers mean more
than just the numbers that they are numbered as. But
numbers are not just numbers, and Numbers Rights is are
not for nonprofit organization fighting for numbers to count, not
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Rights is our sponsor for this episode. I'm talking about
this because it's near and dear to my hearts if
I didn't know numbers were more than just numbers. I
want to be able to blame a bad day on
a number of the date, blame a bad show on
my ticket number, or even blame a moment of nonsensical
(20:36):
rage towards Clara on the number of the time of
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It's a really great azation. And while you were giving
that compelling testimony to the work of Numbers Rights, our
guest for today arrived in the studio. We interviewed to
the clar It is my pleasure to introduce dating coach
Yogi and horse trainer lash Me Pudding. Hello. Hello, oh,
my Lord Shiva? Is this on? Yep? God, Sorry, darling,
(21:20):
I'm absolutely tragic at the moment you're catching me smack
dab and the juicy middle celestial surgery Right now, Lord
Shiva is simply mandating my life fall apart all for
the sake of my ascension. Wow, I know exactly what
that is like, but for our collective produced more about
what that is like. Well, just last week I spent
my children's inheritance on a new gorgeous penthouse, went bankrupt,
(21:42):
met my then twin flame, and started channeling an instructional
book for a global spiritual army of lovers. That sure
is a lot of stuff normal people don't fresh simultaneously. Now,
you are a love and dating coach, yogi and horse trainer. Yes, wrecked, Yes,
what a calm ball I can understand the love and
(22:04):
yoga expert these How does horse training come in? So?
I didn't train horses per se, It's more like they
train me. I trained my own body and strength using horses.
I left them, do balance, work on them, and even
fight them. Fascinating. And I use horses instead of gim
My body is my temple, and I am so dedicated
(22:25):
to God and nature that I prefer to be trained
by nature herself. By training with horses in the woods
rather than metal machines in a gym, my body becomes
unnaturally strong, but through a natural route. Yes, yes, and
you have earned that lacks from me. Tell me your
first name is so eastern, and your last's name is
so western. Watch these about. Oh well, I am eastern
(22:50):
and western, I'm northern and southern, I'm everybody and nobody. Okay, yes, yes,
I get that, because I am that too. It's like,
you know, I'm hot and I'm called, I'm yes and
I'm no, I'm in and I'm up and I'm how
do you even saying down? Oh? My godess, isn't it
(23:12):
just delicious? Me's so delicious, like warm sheepbread I could
eat loaves of myself, or so delicious to be me. Now,
tell me about your twin flame. Well, he is called Carlos,
and he is my divine masculine And did you say
you met him last week? Oh? No, no, no, I
met Carlos actually about ten minutes ago on my way here.
(23:35):
He collected my money at the toe booth, and it
was like my entire world just fell into place. You know,
every twin flame connection has a particularly large obstacle. Of course,
I already know what are to inflame challenges. He does
not speak or understand a lick of English. Honestly, I
don't blame him, But tell me, didn't you say you
met your twin flame last week. Yes, that was a
(23:57):
different twin flame. I thought you can have only one
twin flame. Well, in my dating experience and expertise, I've
discovered something really king lashes. When you reach the highest
level of ascension as I have, you experience a yummy
ego death, which means your identity dies and a new
one is birthed. WHOA, So let me get are you
(24:18):
saying each new version of you has a new twin flame?
Exactly darling? In my ascension, I experienced ego debts quite routinely,
So essentially I've graduated from having one single twin flame
over many lifetimes to having one single twin flame over
many minutes. Oh wow, this is a hot pake. So
(24:41):
who was your twin flame from last week? Then that
would be my new n T doctor are twin flame.
Obstacle was that he is happily married and very in
love with his wife, so that was very hard for
us to overcome and achieve union. Here in the three
D classic dwin flame broblem And who was before that?
Before Dr Mike? It was Actu really the receptionist in
(25:01):
Dr Mike's office, Chad. Chad and I had a classic
runner chase the dynamic in the two minutes that we
were twin Flames. As soon as I arrived, he claimed
his shift ended and a colleague named Nancy replaced him.
So the lengths that runners would go through Mr Rice
spot On, Darling laxtionary of Iron twin Flames, who was
(25:21):
a big highlight, And what's the obstacle blocking union with them?
That would have to be Matt Damon. He was my
twin flame for roughly six days after the Second Born
Identity movie was released in cinemas. Are great to win flame.
Obstacle we faced was meeting. Yeah, we never really got
to couldn't quite crack how to do it, so we
(25:42):
failed to come into union. Oh show was these front
cover news? Surprisingly? No, No, the story was leaked to
major news networks by me. I late did, but nobody
could really corroborate the story because the only witness was
God herself of course or of course, but I have
written about all my twin Flames and great and likely
(26:04):
illegal detail in my new book, which I started channeling
three days ago. I will be self publishing it tomorrow.
Wow wow, wah, wah wah. And what is the name
of this book? Shagging your Way to Shiva is the
one to be printed in India, but my American publishers
insisted on changing the title for the American version, Tooking
Your Way to the Father Son and Holy Spirit. Whoa wa,
(26:26):
whoa thy sounds Actually, you know Tinka Darling as a
spiritual dating coach. Most people don't realize that literally everything
is more sexual for those of us who are tuned
into the higher realms. Of course, of course, I spend
more time in my day having orgasm than not having orgasm.
And I'm not even doing anything except shipping. That must
(26:48):
be no nevannicity. Wait, what is happening. It's like we
are say in person, do you have the whole? I
love you? Oh my Lord Shiva. It just hit me
(27:09):
like a ton of bricks, yogophone bricks, so very light
but equally disruptive. You're my twin flame. Okay, I'm really
sorry to break this to you, but my twin rame
is actually me as well. It's perfectly all right. This
is just a twin flame obstacle. No, I'm sorry, it's not.
(27:33):
This is so awkward. Clara, Yeah, why are you involving me?
Maybe you can give her some advice since I'm your
twin flame too. You're not my twin flame, Katinka. She
is deep in denial, actually, but she is just like you. Okay, Actually,
thank you so much for joining us. We're going to
call the interview. They're beautiful. I'm offering you the most sparkling,
(27:54):
incandescent gratitude for having me on this program. Please buy
my book. It comes out tomorrow, and Katinka, I will
wait outside the studio for us to discuss this well
winds romance we've just been swept up into because there's
nothing Goodbye to Julu. Well, she was interesting. I don't
want to say I told you so, Clara, but sometimes
(28:17):
we have to say what we don't want. I told
you so. Okay. Up next, we have our weekly reading
for a listener. The question submitted this week we're all
related to our topic divine love, twin flames, soul, Neates,
and Karmis. Are you ready, Katinka? Honestly, I'm never ready
for the miracles that come out of my mouth, whether
it's words or something else. What do you mean, something
(28:39):
else like vomit. One time I brought a piech of
gold in my mouth. Days later, I spit out Emma
Fish Crystal, why did you put the call in your
mouth in the first place? Intuition. Another time I was
communicating with a bird in a day later, tiny blue
egg came out of my mouth. It was as if
that bird made love to you my voice, and my
(29:01):
voice was like the Virgin Mary delivering a baby egg.
Jesus Man, I have a lot of questions about that,
but um, we need to get to our Q and
A segment. Unfortunately, so this week's question is from Georgia
Spellman in Chicago. She writes, Katinka, I feel very lost
in my love life right now. Can you please shed
some light on what is going on? George Jaw thank
(29:21):
you for this question. I will be working with the
rider Way Tarot deck today for anyone who would like
to follow along and pull up the images on the Internet.
Let's take a moment in union or Spirit. Spirit? Are
you there? Spirit? Come in? I like your top today. Spirit? Okay?
(29:44):
Calling Georgia's guides and ascended masters. Yes, hello, welcome Please,
it's just me in delivering the divine messages to George
on Spirit. Please give us some downloads about Georgia's chaotic
love drama. How can she fix her put the club
life to have swords. Okay, okay, so you're facing paralyzing
(30:05):
decision right now. What is this decision about? Oh? Shoot,
it's about me? Okay, wow, did not see this coming, ative, cops.
That's the guy who was sick of beer pong, and
so he wanders away into a river and the moon
is like so judgy about it. Yeah, this is like
(30:27):
photograph of me. Okay, Spirit, Okay, I don't know where
you're going with this, but our bite. Oh shoot, shoo,
shoot it's the sun the naked baby bareback on a
horse card. Okay, Georgia, So your decision is not only
about me, it's my decision about me. Ah, George, i'mself sorry.
(30:56):
This is like all about me, even though it's your reading.
I swear I'm not doing this. This is just what
the cards say. The cars are being so weird right now, Okay, Spirit,
just a reminder, we're asking about Georgia, not me. Why
is Georgia's love life a disaster? Why is it hopeless?
(31:18):
Why it shoot? Shoot the wheel of fortune. This is
about how I still cannot tell time on American clocks.
I think all clocks are the same global, you know,
I refused to learn nine of swords. Okay, Spirit, what
are you saying? If I knew how to read American clocks,
(31:40):
maybe I wouldn't choose to cry about how many swords
I have at four thirty am. Maybe I'd find a
better time to do that. But what if I want
to do it at four thirty am? Spirit? Is in
America supposed to be the land of the free. Huh
give me an answer to that right this minute. Okay,
(32:00):
semi swords Okay, yes, fine, I stole those swords, but
I'm not up at night crying about them because I
feel guilty. I stole them from babies who shouldn't have
had them in the first place, so I helped them.
Why were those babies having swords? I'm up at night
crying about the swords because it's just overwhelming how many
(32:23):
swords I have? Like, do you even know what it
means to own nine swords? Unborliable, unburiable? Okay, let's get
back on track. Spirit, Okay, the lovers, Okay, more on topic,
but still about me? Why is this about an orgy?
(32:44):
I had? This big angel is me? And then here's
the naked man and the naked lady. And they're not
even into each other. They're looking at me. I'll tell
you what. Nobody has ever been so attentive to miss. Actually,
it was absolutely infuriating, like me one second to breathe. Please, Okay,
where are you going with their spirit? Are you serious?
(33:10):
The devil? It's my ex husband spirit. Shoot, I don't
want to talk about Dmitri. He's irresistible. Georgar in this one,
the devil is in and the two naked people are
both me. One is my sexy side, one is my
very sexy side. Where are we ever talking about Dmitri? Here? Shoot?
(33:32):
Oh my shoot, six of cops. What this is Dmitri
giving a drink to underage girl? Spirit? How is this girl?
Because he's girl spirit? No, it can't be George or
how would Georgia? No Dmitri to answer me, riddle me
(33:53):
this Asa WANs ASA wants as hell. No no, no, no, no, no,
no no no, that's the hand job card. Okay, okay,
when this happened? Spirit tennis swords shoot, shure, there's tense
(34:17):
swords stabbed in my back. The more swords, the bigger
the betrayal. No, no, these mean it happened when the
Matri and I were married that shoot shoot he must
have been when he went to war and I asked
what the war? And he toolt me he was not
(34:37):
a liberty to say, where was this war? Huh? Where
was this war? Wait? Wait? Wait wait, George arts from Chicago.
The war was in Chicago. The war was in Chicago?
Are shoot showt the shoot shoot sing Karna straight through
(35:04):
the sucking moon? First, our entireing chad to being king
retro grade for Sking ever Tinker, I'm so sorry, Clara,
George or was reading for her has really given me
(35:26):
so much to process about me. Yeah, you really dropped
some truth bombs on you. Do you think you have
it in you to finish the show? I can do it,
but Clara, I need you to file a restraining order
for me to keep George or away from me, because
(35:46):
I do not feel safe. I can't and won't do
that for you. Okay, can you lift me off the floor.
I don't think I can fully lift you, but I
can try to help you get back in your chair.
Thank you, car Okay, what we have left just announcements
(36:07):
and then our sign off prayer, Okay, collective before we go,
I want to announce this is the last week to
sign up for my twin Flame Union EAT course. Has
your twin flames said things like this to you, please
stop pursuing me. I am not interested in you, or
(36:29):
even I am not your twin flame, then this is
the course for you. This course will You're coming to
union with your twin flame regardless of what they want,
because real love sometimes means covering your ears and shouting
blah blah blah, love you so much. I don't care
what you're saying. This is the twin flame love we
all dream of. Now, if you're ready to say have
(36:51):
you to anything resembling healthy boundaries? Please sign up for
this course today and forced the person you love to
love your back. Nothing can stop at twin flame connection.
They don't like you, no problem, they don't know you,
who cares? They already died, no sweat. For just five
(37:12):
payments of only eleven times ten dollars, you can make
any obstacle with your twin flames simply melt away. Sign
up today. Collective. What a beautiful session show show this
was today. We are going to end with a beautiful
(37:34):
twin flame prayer to help everyone who hasn't found their
twin flame. Find them now, excluding any people, and he
says it's right in the prayer. I swear not adding
this excluding any people who gave illicit hand drops during
any wars, famous ones or less known ones. Okay, not
close your eye and listen with respect, because this prayer
(37:57):
is vara vara or yeah, here where we go? H
(38:18):
m hm m hm oh ho ho ha ha ha
(38:45):
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha I do do
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not much, they not musty h h
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