July 12, 2025 • 38 mins
Shannon Sharpe and Chad “Ochocinco” Johnson share their top budget-friendly dating spots and react to the shocking story of a teacher fired for giving students dog treats.
0:00 - Top cookout mus-haves
9:45 - Spello-Cinco Special Segment
27:13 - Best budget friendly dating spot
34:41 - Teacher fired after allegedly feeding students dog treats
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
All right, Joe.
Speaker 2 (00:01):
What we're doing okay, rough draft. We're gonna take turns.
Your first, oh, your second, I'm last. And what we're doing,
we're talking about cookout. Must have things that if you're
having a cookout, you got to have, Yoe, no repeats, Joe,
you up first?
Speaker 1 (00:20):
Cookout? Ribs all right? Oh Joe, Joe got ribbed o? Joe?
Speaker 2 (00:25):
What you got? Okay? I'm going hamburgers all.
Speaker 1 (00:32):
Right, Joe? You up again? Baked beans? Okay?
Speaker 2 (00:35):
Oh no, what we had, whatever we put on, Whatever
we put on that, I ain't gonna eat none of them,
but we're gonna have them.
Speaker 1 (00:48):
Glizzes. I'm gonna eat out one of them, but we're
gonna have the bizzes. Joe. It's a cookout. Who is on?
It's on you? Uh?
Speaker 3 (01:04):
Sodas okay, kind of sodas, man.
Speaker 4 (01:10):
I don't drink sodas, but you know people gonna have
them sodas there.
Speaker 1 (01:14):
All right? Oh, show you up? Oh man.
Speaker 3 (01:17):
Somebody you said baked beans already?
Speaker 2 (01:19):
Hungh yeah you say a potato salad.
Speaker 3 (01:29):
Damn that's a good one.
Speaker 1 (01:34):
Oh man. I don't have to treat you like the draft.
You on the clock. You dessert.
Speaker 3 (01:42):
I don't know what kind of dessert, but some kind
of some kind of dessert.
Speaker 2 (01:46):
Yeah, you took that the whole thing. You know what, Joe,
I'm gonna go something. How you're gonna have a cookout?
And you ain't got no ice?
Speaker 3 (01:53):
Oh you I ain't even I ain't even mentioned what
ice is? Is automatic? Gonna be there?
Speaker 1 (01:58):
No?
Speaker 2 (01:59):
No, no automatic? So well guess what reals are? Automatic?
Chicken is automatic? Hamburger the hot dogs are automatic. Since
you said automatic, Joe, you up there.
Speaker 4 (02:09):
I suppose the last thing, oh Joe said, Uh, I'm
gonna say uh.
Speaker 1 (02:22):
And a cookout maybe watermelon?
Speaker 2 (02:25):
God one day.
Speaker 1 (02:30):
Look, I can't wait for that watermelon. Come on around?
Speaker 2 (02:32):
Who got a cookout around here?
Speaker 3 (02:35):
I got got I got one, I got one. All
y'all missing? Let me know you what that music?
Speaker 1 (02:40):
The dj okay got that one? Uh? Potato chips? Mm hmm?
What hell?
Speaker 3 (02:51):
A Dixie plates and cups?
Speaker 1 (02:55):
It wasn't your turn this, Joe turn. Look at him?
Here you go. You might well go ahead and Steve.
Speaker 3 (03:02):
No, no, no, no, don't do that.
Speaker 1 (03:05):
Now you said out of turn. You can't go out
of turn.
Speaker 3 (03:08):
Come on, how you come on?
Speaker 1 (03:10):
Joe?
Speaker 2 (03:11):
You didn't wait, you're talking out of turn.
Speaker 3 (03:15):
Okay, hold down, okay, okay, let me tell you.
Speaker 1 (03:17):
Ready, I go.
Speaker 5 (03:20):
I got for you since we had to cook out,
Domino's and playing cards.
Speaker 2 (03:26):
Okay, Well, I don't know what cookouts y'all going to?
Who would bringing the alcohol?
Speaker 3 (03:32):
Who bringing out?
Speaker 1 (03:34):
All? Right?
Speaker 2 (03:35):
So you you you don't been to a cookout with
no alcohol? Hell no, I ain't look here, y'all, Let
me go last. I got the hottest one.
Speaker 1 (03:50):
What right here? Mine? I'm killing y'all. Guess what your sodas? Hot?
Speaker 3 (03:58):
Hey?
Speaker 2 (03:59):
And don't come here. Don't come here with no damn
but day. Don't come in there?
Speaker 1 (04:02):
Hey? Hey, man, can I can I borrow somebody?
Speaker 5 (04:04):
No?
Speaker 2 (04:04):
Hell no, I ain't gone. Hey, guess what? I don't
need to drink that? No damn cup? O jo, guess
what I drank right out my colt?
Speaker 3 (04:15):
Hold on, I literally might have y'all beat if you
think about it.
Speaker 2 (04:20):
No, hamburgers, hot dog, ice, potato chips, alcohol.
Speaker 3 (04:26):
Oh, I got chicken. I got potato salad.
Speaker 1 (04:31):
What you gonna eat? The potator? Is that you have
a potato salad in your hand? Man? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (04:37):
Only one person could pick cups on pick cups.
Speaker 1 (04:39):
And I just said it.
Speaker 2 (04:41):
I'm just saying, because guess what I can get my hamburgers?
I just hey, put it right there. Mean boy wanted.
I don't need g lizard, but if I did get
put the glise in my hand.
Speaker 3 (04:55):
We finished.
Speaker 1 (04:55):
Is it over yet?
Speaker 3 (04:57):
Yeah, I say, because ain't nobody saying grills. I'm trying
to fall Who the hell? How we had we cooked
the food?
Speaker 1 (05:02):
Hey, Hey, nobody brought no grill? Hey we out of game.
Speaker 2 (05:06):
Hey guess what I guess I gonna be he pretending
chimps and drinking alcohol.
Speaker 1 (05:13):
Hey we got we definitely got it.
Speaker 2 (05:15):
We definitely got a hood party. Ain't nobody got no grill?
Speaker 1 (05:24):
Go on now? Yeah, I got yourn bee. That was
that was.
Speaker 2 (05:29):
That was ribs, baked bee man cold cold as ribs
and baked beans alone.
Speaker 1 (05:35):
You get that. It's a round, you does chick? Oh? Joe,
I mean, Joe hamm brokers the hot dogs.
Speaker 4 (05:42):
Come on, it ain't gonna be too hey, realize, Joe,
come on, y'all, like were throwing a party for some
five and ten year olds.
Speaker 1 (05:49):
Time about I remember, I remember the time.
Speaker 2 (05:51):
There was a lot of There was a lot of
cooks ain't mofoy and have no ribs.
Speaker 1 (05:54):
You know, real bad.
Speaker 2 (05:56):
We just got ourseln got some money and people can
starting for ribs on the green.
Speaker 5 (06:03):
I got y'all beat simply because I got chicken, and
I got chicken and potato salad. Right then I had
to dessert. Not only do I have the chicken potatoes.
Speaker 1 (06:11):
What dessert, oh Joe, what desserts you having at the cookout?
Speaker 3 (06:14):
What you talking about?
Speaker 1 (06:14):
Peach cobbler?
Speaker 2 (06:16):
Well, well, so somebody could have said banana pudding. Then
hold on, hold on them baby beings with the turkey
up in there. You mean, man, y'all ain't messing.
Speaker 5 (06:24):
With that, I said, And I got the dominoes in
the space car, and here I got this Joe got so.
Speaker 3 (06:33):
Yes, y'all definitely not beat mine.
Speaker 1 (06:36):
Hey, I don't know what you you got? Cups?
Speaker 2 (06:38):
What you're drinking in the cup. I'm not even drinking
check soda? Great, he don't say, Joe got the soda.
You ain't got no soda.
Speaker 3 (06:47):
He said cups.
Speaker 1 (06:50):
He said, cups and soda.
Speaker 3 (06:52):
Now you can't do cups and soda now.
Speaker 2 (06:55):
No, no, he got sodas with three and he got
Dixie cups and plates because you spoke out of turn.
Speaker 5 (07:01):
Y'all y'all cheating, y'all cheating.
Speaker 1 (07:07):
It was. It wasn't your turn. I got it.
Speaker 2 (07:11):
I got excited. Yeah, and you gave Joe one, and
you could have had it. You might have could have
won with that one.
Speaker 3 (07:18):
Already already won once.
Speaker 5 (07:20):
Listen DJ Music Frankie Beverly, before I let go the
first song we're gonna play.
Speaker 2 (07:28):
Man, you ain't got nothing to drink. You ain't got
no soda, You ain't got no look. At least I
get your look. I get liquored up. You ain't got
no You ain't man, Please, you ain't man. I ain't
got no ice. Chicken you I don't even know what you.
Speaker 3 (07:41):
Get potato salad?
Speaker 2 (07:45):
So what the that's your question? Where you're gonna put
your chicken at? Because most people bringing the chicken, they
got to have it on ice. You ain't got to
throw your chicken already spoiled before.
Speaker 1 (07:53):
You got there.
Speaker 3 (07:54):
It's cook it's cooked, You cook it before you get
to the cooking. Everybody got something. Everybody bring their own
separate things.
Speaker 2 (08:05):
Oh Joe, the only thing that you cooked before is
the potato salad and the baked bees man, ain't nobody
to break it, nobody cooking.
Speaker 1 (08:12):
That ain't the whole purpose having a cookout. You don't
break no food.
Speaker 2 (08:15):
You don't bring no burgers and hot dogs and ribs
and chicken already cook.
Speaker 4 (08:20):
Man, listen, and y'all know them baked bean gonna be slapping.
I'm taking with that turkey meating that man with them ribs.
Speaker 1 (08:26):
No, we won't bake it.
Speaker 3 (08:29):
Ain't nothing gonna be cooking. Ain't nobody picked everybody?
Speaker 2 (08:34):
Uh well, first of all, ain't nobody eating because ain't
nobody got no grill? So he so we just gonna
be ay man, look at we got a nice little
cook got too. We got ribs, baked beans, sodas, watermelons,
We got the cups. We got chicken, potato, salad, dessert,
We got music, got dominoes, playing cards, We got hamburgers, glizzes, ice,
(08:57):
potato chips, and alcohol.
Speaker 1 (08:59):
Man, who the hell forgot the grill? Man?
Speaker 4 (09:01):
I thought you were gonna break it, Joe, damn oh yo,
ain't miss it. Ain't missing but a couple of things.
Speaker 1 (09:08):
A grill.
Speaker 2 (09:10):
That was most important thing, a grill. Ain't nobody got
no grill, Lord half Bertha I know who. I'm not
going on family for you with one. Hey, name an
item that you bring to the cookout. Ain't nobody gonna
(09:30):
say no grill.
Speaker 1 (09:33):
Because you already thinking that that the grill is a break.
That's crazy?
Speaker 2 (09:39):
All right, Now it's time for favorite segment. Na's time,
Oh your real old reliable. It's time for spellow.
Speaker 3 (09:47):
SINKO mean, let me lock in and focus.
Speaker 2 (09:56):
Oh damn, oh yoe. But guess what we add a
little We add a little wrinkle to spell.
Speaker 3 (10:03):
I don't need no wrinkle.
Speaker 1 (10:04):
You can. You could call Joe for a lifeline joke,
and okay.
Speaker 2 (10:10):
Lifelining will be about nothing. He can only help you
for one word. He can't help you on all of them.
Speaker 1 (10:16):
Help. This is me, This is what all right? Your
first word, it's uh.
Speaker 2 (10:22):
It's an infection in one of both of your lungs,
caused by bacteria, virus, or fungus.
Speaker 1 (10:27):
It's called pneumonia. Pneumonia pneumonia.
Speaker 3 (10:34):
P n E M O n I A.
Speaker 1 (10:40):
And p n E you M O N I A.
Speaker 3 (10:47):
Man, Come on, man.
Speaker 4 (10:53):
You might need to slow down a little bit. You
get excited when go to Holland at the the word.
Speaker 5 (10:58):
Hey, Joe, Hey, listen, Joe, that's that Harvard education. I
was only there for two semesters, but I'm very good
when it comes to spelling. I want to spelling be
in nineteen eighty seven, Joe, nineteen eighty seven.
Speaker 2 (11:10):
Here we go. The next word. It's the ninth sign
in the zodiac and astrology, Sagittarius Sagittarius.
Speaker 1 (11:23):
S A G A T A.
Speaker 6 (11:29):
R I o U S S A g I T
T A r i U s Sagittarius.
Speaker 1 (11:41):
Shit, you know what?
Speaker 5 (11:44):
And for me, I don't know nothing about them signs
only only signing. Nobody is a dollar sign.
Speaker 2 (11:52):
And guess what you know about this one? The wrong sign?
How about this, o, Joe? Called rough phobia? Call rh phobia.
It's the fear of clowns, called phobia chorophobia.
Speaker 3 (12:09):
Now, I'm now you're confusing me in the way you're
saying it.
Speaker 1 (12:11):
Call call.
Speaker 5 (12:14):
Call like, okay, thank you, I'm glad you said that
is what I'm asking you.
Speaker 1 (12:18):
Like, call correct what you're saying. Call correct chorophobia. C
U l mm hmm r o.
Speaker 3 (12:32):
P h o b I A.
Speaker 1 (12:35):
C o U l r o p h o B.
Speaker 5 (12:40):
I'll tell you that's not what I just said uncle,
it's not no, but I missed one letter, right you,
mister u O Joe, Come on, man, damn Joe. I'm
right there, Joe, I'm right down.
Speaker 3 (13:02):
Hey, I got that. I'm not getting no more wrong.
I'm ready.
Speaker 1 (13:05):
You'll get the next one. I already know this. Come on.
Speaker 3 (13:12):
See you can't even say you can't give me no word.
You go, Hey, I need you got I need pronunciation
now mhm.
Speaker 1 (13:23):
Uh huh yeah, yeah, let's give you one. Let's give
We're gonna give you.
Speaker 2 (13:29):
We're gonna give you something that we know you're gonna
be because, uh because right.
Speaker 5 (13:34):
Now, listen, the last three I've been right there except
one letter, and like I'm just getting like hella wrong.
Speaker 1 (13:41):
Now you ain't, You're right mhmm. We'll give you a
word that you can solve, that you could spell, because.
Speaker 2 (13:54):
Uh because uh, we don't want you to go oh,
I ain't gonna go oh this is what I do now,
it ain't gonna go over.
Speaker 3 (14:07):
Now you know I'm gonna get the last.
Speaker 2 (14:08):
Two, Okay, Joe. It's the art of putting off. It's
called procrastinating.
Speaker 3 (14:23):
Oh, come on, p R O c R A S.
Speaker 5 (14:33):
T I N A t E procrastinate, I said, procrastinating p.
Speaker 1 (14:43):
S T I n A t I n G procrast Come.
Speaker 3 (14:47):
On, take the E off and put I n G.
Come on, now, give you my word.
Speaker 1 (14:51):
I don't do that. You could a.
Speaker 2 (14:53):
I'm saying you could have called Joe a phone free.
How about this, right, Joe? Sometimes I think you're, Oh Joe,
you spelling these words. Sometimes I think you're dyslexic, dyslexia, dyslexia. Hey,
this hold on this lex c uh DYSLEXI, right.
Speaker 5 (15:20):
I know it's probably gonna end with uh x i A.
Huh this word this d.
Speaker 3 (15:29):
Oh, oh, this is easy D because what's the name.
Speaker 5 (15:32):
Fuddy Marco tried to try to say it right, and
of course, yeah, d y d y s lexia because
I used to date a girl named Lexia. Right, but
I know dyslexia is not d I. It starts d
y uh s lexia l e x I A because
I used to date a girl named Lexia.
Speaker 1 (15:51):
That is correct, e x I A.
Speaker 3 (15:55):
Hey, I wonder what LEXI at man? All these years?
By one?
Speaker 1 (16:02):
Oh, Joe, you were one, you were one?
Speaker 3 (16:04):
Wait a minute, I got procrastinate.
Speaker 1 (16:06):
What are you talking about? Hey? Hey, you ain't gonna
o for those, bro. All right, now it's time for
dunk on.
Speaker 5 (16:16):
Unk Okay, here we go, Here we go, let me
get it he Joe, he's gonna get all hold on.
Speaker 1 (16:21):
We got to get the graphics up.
Speaker 2 (16:27):
Yeah, don't worry about it. Don't worry about the Joe.
Your segment coming. It's gonna be called a cup of joke,
a cup of Joe Chat. Joe, you should know some
of these Joe yat chat. Do me a favorite chat?
(16:50):
Please don't put the answer in there. Please don't put
the answer in the chat, because I think Uncle will
use his eyes and visibility to use that the finanswer.
Speaker 3 (16:58):
Okay we go.
Speaker 1 (16:59):
We could be you do not even own.
Speaker 3 (17:02):
Okay, here we go.
Speaker 1 (17:03):
You ready, yep?
Speaker 5 (17:04):
And the two thousands, which NBA team won a title
where none of their players averaged more.
Speaker 3 (17:11):
Than twenty points per game.
Speaker 5 (17:14):
In the two thousands, which NBA team won a title
where none of their players averaged more than twenty points
per game.
Speaker 1 (17:23):
Wow, yeah, who I was right? I was? How was that?
Speaker 3 (17:27):
Two of these games?
Speaker 1 (17:31):
Okay? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (17:35):
Yeah right, white eye? What's you're looking at that behind?
Speaker 1 (17:38):
Now? Oh my goodness, m hmm yo. You know this one.
Speaker 2 (17:48):
Yeah, Okay, Okay, I'm gonna say Detroit, motherfucker Damn.
Speaker 1 (17:54):
That's who I'm going with.
Speaker 3 (17:55):
Okay, yeah, you got that one.
Speaker 1 (17:56):
Enjoy give me that because you know who you got
got to be logged on. Hey, hey, Joe, you.
Speaker 2 (18:02):
See I get logged o Joe wwemail dot com.
Speaker 3 (18:08):
That was going, That was going, That was going going. Okay,
you ain't gonna get this.
Speaker 1 (18:12):
Wow.
Speaker 5 (18:13):
Which NBA player became the first to win Finals MVP
without averaging twenty points per game?
Speaker 1 (18:23):
The first one to do it? Wait?
Speaker 5 (18:24):
Which player became the first yes to win it to
win it Finals MVP without averaging twenty points per game?
I would say that is absolutely wrong. I told you, huh,
too big for your bridges. His name is Clyde the
Glide Drexler.
Speaker 2 (18:43):
Clyde didn't win Final b MVP. He didn't win Finals MVP.
Elija want to bump both of us and Portland didn't win.
How you gonna take ask you?
Speaker 1 (18:53):
Is it? I would say it was is? No? Equidar
won after after.
Speaker 5 (18:59):
Kauhi without averaging twenty points. So it wasn't Clyde directioner.
Speaker 1 (19:04):
No, who was the finals MVP?
Speaker 2 (19:09):
Who was the first Finals MVP to win without averaging
twenty points.
Speaker 1 (19:15):
I think it's kawhi No.
Speaker 2 (19:17):
In twenty fourteen, Igwadala was, Egwadala was with twenty.
Speaker 1 (19:22):
Fifteen Wes unsol What with the average? Yeah? The first,
the first.
Speaker 2 (19:37):
The finals MVP didn't happen until sixty nine and that
was that was the year that Jerry West want it
on the losing squad, and then seventy the next one.
So Russell never won the finals MVP because by the
time he.
Speaker 1 (19:51):
Was, he was done. So are you saying, damn what?
Speaker 2 (20:01):
West unsaid won it in nineteen seventy nine he averaged
nine points a game.
Speaker 1 (20:06):
He must average twenty.
Speaker 2 (20:09):
Seventy eight seventy eight because Seattle won it in seventy nine.
Speaker 3 (20:18):
Hell no, hold on, okay, here we go.
Speaker 1 (20:21):
You ready? Yep?
Speaker 5 (20:24):
Who was the first player in NBA history to record
a quadruper double in the finals game?
Speaker 1 (20:32):
In the finals game? Oh yeah, yeah yeah, uh huh
what drouper? Yeah?
Speaker 5 (20:45):
Yo, you should know that Nate Thurman who Nate is
absolutely wrong? Can I tell you why it is wrong?
Because no one has done it?
Speaker 2 (20:56):
Oh, Joe, you can't ask questions. You got to ask
a quest said somebody you got going on?
Speaker 1 (21:02):
Man, thank you? You see he wanted to win so bad.
Speaker 2 (21:05):
Joe here resorted, Chief, I asked you a questions because
you said who did it?
Speaker 5 (21:11):
Okay, and you're supposed to say nobody.
Speaker 1 (21:14):
Man, Come on, man, hold on, hold on, hold on?
Uh huh.
Speaker 2 (21:24):
In the nineteen seventy four NBA Finals, in Game six,
Nate Thurman, give me the stats, ash twenty two points,
fourteen rebounds, thirteen assists, twelve blocks, Give me.
Speaker 3 (21:37):
Me, give me how you going to get you? He
gave you the answer.
Speaker 1 (21:43):
I just Joe, who did I say? An average?
Speaker 2 (21:47):
But I said Nateman stopped playing in the finals. In
the Finals nineteen seventy four, Nate Thurman did it.
Speaker 1 (21:56):
He was the first to do a quadruple double of it.
That cheating me. I'm talking any questions from.
Speaker 3 (22:03):
Y'all over that cheating me man.
Speaker 1 (22:06):
Okay, Hey, if I unplugged this, it'll cut this.
Speaker 2 (22:11):
Okay, Well I go, I'll go here and see I
ain't even got my chat. Oh, hold on, Jordan, Jordthanish,
show you the computer to let you know.
Speaker 1 (22:20):
Ain't no help here.
Speaker 3 (22:22):
I keep telling you somebody giving you answers back There.
Speaker 1 (22:25):
Ain't nobody give me. No, I don't need nobody give
me that. God gave them to me. Are you ready?
You ready?
Speaker 3 (22:35):
You ready for the next question? Yeah, I'm ready? Who
who won the NBA Finals MVP in nineteen eighty.
Speaker 7 (22:41):
Eight, nineteen eighty eight, eighty two.
Speaker 3 (22:54):
Don't try to type down on your phone now.
Speaker 1 (22:58):
It's side of what inside.
Speaker 5 (23:04):
Of now they can't say out of what? You got
to give me one answer? It ain't out of nobody.
Speaker 1 (23:08):
Who was it? Joe? You know this from Joe Big
Game James Worthy?
Speaker 3 (23:15):
Hell no, you're cheating, man. Yeah, matter of.
Speaker 2 (23:21):
Fact, he had a triple He had a triple double
in the final game, and just for good measures, Kareem
one in eighty seven and then Magic one in eighty
eighty two and eighty five.
Speaker 3 (23:34):
But god, carry on, Hey, what you got below?
Speaker 1 (23:38):
You?
Speaker 3 (23:38):
You got your phone on your man?
Speaker 1 (23:42):
Hold on? I know something by some hoops? Now I'm
long O.
Speaker 5 (23:47):
Tell me who holds the record for the most rebounds
in a single NBA Finals game?
Speaker 3 (23:55):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (23:58):
Oh, Bill Russell, what do you have? O? Joe?
Speaker 3 (24:08):
They breathed, Hey, they breathed him on this ship.
Speaker 1 (24:10):
Further, he don't briefing it?
Speaker 2 (24:13):
Well, he had by thirty two rebounds because first of all,
as don't even First of all, uh as don't even
don't even have the questions, so she can't brief me
on nothing and her Aaron have not you and Aaron
and her greatest joy is where you stumped me?
Speaker 1 (24:29):
Nah?
Speaker 5 (24:30):
Okay, last one, last one, man, somebody cheating man who
has had the most steals in the NBA Final series.
Speaker 1 (24:39):
Oh we that's a good one. The most steals.
Speaker 3 (24:42):
Shit, he had the best handles too.
Speaker 5 (24:47):
Huh this person not only I mean steals, but that
boy got handles like like crazy crazy work.
Speaker 8 (24:55):
Okay, mhmm o, mhmm in the NBA Finals. Mhm Joe?
Speaker 1 (25:11):
Who you think it? Joe? NBA Final steals? Uh? Stopping?
That wasn't it? John?
Speaker 2 (25:31):
Oh? Your don blacked out? Oh man, hear me, Yeah,
we can hear you.
Speaker 1 (25:39):
We just can't see you.
Speaker 5 (25:40):
Hold hold on, but the answer is Isaiah Isaiah Thomas.
Speaker 1 (25:45):
Whoa whoa? You did? I don't think I'm gonna get
this one.
Speaker 5 (25:50):
Hold let me, let me, uh let me, I'm gonna
put my camera in another outlet.
Speaker 3 (25:53):
Hold on.
Speaker 1 (26:14):
This man, how many you have your s Huh?
Speaker 2 (26:20):
Now ain't hearing no? Twenty no NBA Finals game steals.
Speaker 5 (26:24):
Yeah, yeah, I was at that game when I said
he had twenty steals.
Speaker 1 (26:29):
Ain't nobody had no twenty steals. How you gonna tell me? O? Yo? Series?
Speaker 3 (26:36):
Oh serious?
Speaker 1 (26:37):
Oh see that you go?
Speaker 2 (26:40):
Oh you still ain't get it right? But oh yo,
you said in a final game.
Speaker 3 (26:46):
Game final series. You still got it wrong.
Speaker 1 (26:49):
No, I didn't say. You didn't give me a chance.
Speaker 2 (26:51):
You blurted out, Damn, I get the phone, A friend,
get the phone.
Speaker 5 (26:57):
Friend, You don't get the phone. No, friend, this your
this is your sport. You know you know basketball.
Speaker 1 (27:03):
You went to Harbor for two. I throw it out.
I won, allright? You cheated?
Speaker 2 (27:13):
Man Pop fast food restaurant where men take women on
the first date. Datingnews dot com surveyed three thousand American
single getting them to dish on their favorite budget friendly
dating spot. The number one answer was Chick fil A,
with sixteen percent of the daters choosing the chicken joint
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as their go to fast food date spot. Second place
option on the first date simple ice cream treat Dairy Queen.
Third place came in a tie between Sonic Drive In
and Pizza Hut. I rocked with Pizza Hut. Because I
love some Pizzahu ain't gonna like my sister. We used
to go on I think it was Tuesday night. They
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have buffet stot all you can eat pizza was five dollars,
so my sister would take my brother. Not there, Oh Joe,
what about what you think about that? Chick fil A
is the number one spot for budgetary friendly dating spots
Chick fil A with sixteen percent. Second place option with
Derek Queen ice cream. I love Derrek Queen. That's all
we had my hometown. And third was a tie between
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Sonic and Pizza. I've never been to Sonic, but hey,
uh Rod smell foots. He loves Soning. He loved they
got the like the got like slurpings or something. Don't
they got something like a slurping like ice? Okay, yeah, okay.
Speaker 1 (28:28):
Okay, you know what I like it.
Speaker 3 (28:31):
I like it. Chick fil A is to me. I
consider it.
Speaker 5 (28:34):
I consider a new trend. Everyone loves it. If you
no matter where you live, you can go to Chick
fil A no matter where.
Speaker 1 (28:39):
You He's not slurpees.
Speaker 2 (28:41):
Hey, get off my computer, stop writing.
Speaker 5 (28:46):
Hey, the line is always around the corner at Chick
fil Ah always.
Speaker 3 (28:50):
Around the corner. So I understand that people people like
they got great service.
Speaker 1 (28:55):
Though many boy, they get you a bout of there,
don't they.
Speaker 2 (28:58):
Hey either, they had them live, they had them people
outside talking about how about I help you put your
card in here?
Speaker 1 (29:05):
Hey? Oh Joe boy, he would I get hot?
Speaker 5 (29:09):
Listen when it comes to when it comes to when yeah,
when it comes to customer service, they are elite. I've
never I could be honest, I've never been to Chick
fil A, but I've heard the stories.
Speaker 3 (29:20):
My kids go to Chick fil A. They told me.
Speaker 5 (29:23):
I see the commercials, I see the funny videos on
Instagrams and TikTok sometime, so I understand.
Speaker 3 (29:28):
I understand why they're probably number one for me.
Speaker 5 (29:31):
For me, you know how my routine has always been
on first dates, you know, throughout my tenure and my
years of of my hand at dating, I always go
to McDonald's. I always go to McDonald's and I normally
order number seven. For those of you that et McDonald's
in the chat, the number seven is cheeseburger meal, and
I just get that. I don't even order her nothing
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else because we already got two cheeseburgers. So we both
split the cheeseburger. We got the fries and I get
two straws. We could drink, we could we could drink.
Speaker 1 (30:01):
Ah Nah, I ain't d drank behind no bottle, no
first date by you. You lost all your mind. But
it's the first club.
Speaker 3 (30:08):
Club that's romantic.
Speaker 1 (30:10):
That's romantic.
Speaker 5 (30:12):
Lad in the tramp, that's what I say, Like lad
in the tramp, this spaghetti. You know you both you
both put you.
Speaker 1 (30:19):
No big and big o'd no.
Speaker 3 (30:22):
See you're not living, man, you're not living. You gotta
you gotta do excite. That's exciting.
Speaker 5 (30:28):
And then listen when you take them right, you go
to McDonald's, right boom, Then you take them to the
Executive Palace, not only in the chat only. Yeah, listen,
you got you got when you find you a new one,
when you go to Miami, take it to the Executive Palace.
Rooms ain't number thirty dollars. Look, they got jakoozies. They
got jakoozies. They got the Strobe lighting there, they got.
Speaker 1 (30:50):
You probably have cards floating on the water.
Speaker 3 (30:52):
Oh no, no, no, no, no, they clean very well. Now,
they clean very well.
Speaker 1 (30:56):
No.
Speaker 5 (30:56):
And that was that's what I do on my first dates,
because listen, I can alreadys listen. I can already do
the five star restaurants. I can already do the nice
fast five star hotels.
Speaker 3 (31:07):
We know I could do that. I got money, I'm rich.
Speaker 5 (31:10):
But I want to know, can you enjoy yourself at.
Speaker 3 (31:15):
The lesser things in life? The things that I do,
the places I used to go.
Speaker 1 (31:19):
You know, I know I could do myself. I'm looking
around like this. You're like, damn, I was about to
come up from under this. Baby.
Speaker 3 (31:26):
No. No, if they can't listen, if they can't appreciate it,
if they can't.
Speaker 1 (31:30):
I talk about me, I ain't talking about them.
Speaker 5 (31:32):
Okay, okay, okay, my bad, Okay, my bad. But I
really think, I really think, you know, not only in
saving money.
Speaker 3 (31:40):
But the two the two straws. You know that, the
splitting the cheeseburgers. That's romantic. Man. Women, Never forget that
damn cheeseburger on the first date.
Speaker 5 (31:50):
All right, man, Oh okay, at least try at least
try the Executive Palace in Miami.
Speaker 2 (31:55):
But I do like the Chick fil a chick the
hook it up they come in there. I want to
go to the one store and let It's like, mister sharp,
what would you like? I like I like to get
the number one with no pickle, large water of fried lemonade,
like any sauces ketchup nope.
Speaker 3 (32:12):
On me and yeah, I like that. I like that simple.
Speaker 2 (32:17):
I like that a lot of other places that be
you know, half of your back. Ketch up, bro, I
got thoty nuggets? You give me two sauces?
Speaker 1 (32:27):
What so what?
Speaker 2 (32:28):
I so what I'm supposed to do? What's the other saucepit?
What y'allhung up to the saucer for? Can I get
an extra napkin? And they give you one napkin?
Speaker 1 (32:38):
O yoe?
Speaker 2 (32:41):
Hey, y'all, don't you worry about it? Don't they worry
about it? But y'all see Chick fil a, uh dairy Queen.
I looshed to love day Queen because that was all
we had in our hometown. And Sonny driving a pizza hut.
You know what, O yoe, I might do that, and
you know I get me. I'm gonna getting a pickup
truck with that big seat. My girls stood the fun
of it, so I could be driving all.
Speaker 5 (33:02):
That right, But listen to me, if you got that
pickup truck, this would be perfect though.
Speaker 3 (33:07):
Check it out. Yeah, in Miami, you got this.
Speaker 1 (33:12):
Ain't nobody driving down pick up truck in Miami.
Speaker 3 (33:14):
O Joe the rent one.
Speaker 1 (33:16):
Oh lord, you got this.
Speaker 3 (33:18):
You gotta take a date. Listen to me. You gotta
take her to the executive Palace. Get the room. You
could pull in the room. It got a garage. It
got a garage.
Speaker 1 (33:28):
Boo.
Speaker 3 (33:28):
When you pull in, you get the key. You get
the key pulling the garage. Boom. Let the garage down.
Speaker 5 (33:32):
You walk upstairs, the lights everything, this is the room
gonna be set, The jacuzzie gonna be warm already, the
strove light gonna be gone.
Speaker 3 (33:40):
She could put on the show for you because they
got a strip up pole in there.
Speaker 1 (33:43):
You hear me.
Speaker 3 (33:43):
Yeah, holding there. Y'all go to Chick fil A, get
your little food. Hit the room. Bomb after y'all do
what y'all do?
Speaker 5 (33:50):
You know, you shave the covers, then you can hit
the hard rock casino, y'all gambler a little bit.
Speaker 1 (33:55):
I don't like it.
Speaker 2 (33:55):
I don't like to have none of my stomach because
you know them sparks work better when you gotta have
the stomach, because I blood.
Speaker 3 (34:01):
You know what I'm saying, ain't speaking of the sparks.
I don't mean I know we got company washing boy,
I need a couple of things.
Speaker 1 (34:08):
I got you say no more because you know what
I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (34:11):
I don't like to eat. I don't like to drink
because I don't like to see you drink too much.
I ain't gonna mess up no good dick pissing. This
ain't gonna be I would get you. I'm you getting
all this. You ain't fit the message on good wood
up people.
Speaker 1 (34:24):
Oh know you get all this, all of it.
Speaker 2 (34:28):
So I did ain't empty stomach blood, ain't had nothing
to my sister, but like five about four five hours.
Speaker 5 (34:34):
Right right right there, okay, okay, okay.
Speaker 1 (34:38):
O shavy knowing all the treats O Joe.
Speaker 2 (34:41):
A Mississippi teacher was fired after legedly feeding students dog
treats mistaken for beef jerky. At least eight children and
Calhoun City High School streats. The district alerted the effect
the children's parents of the situation. At least one child
was taken to the doctor with the stomach kate. The
incident reported transpired doing what was intended as a birthday
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celebration for a few students.
Speaker 1 (35:06):
The local outlet continued, he.
Speaker 3 (35:11):
How a teacher did it on purpose or did he mistakenly.
I'm curious, man, I.
Speaker 2 (35:19):
Mean some of the dog food do be looking like
some of the dog food to be looking like real
food food?
Speaker 1 (35:23):
Right?
Speaker 3 (35:23):
Yeah? Like be I know, I beat jerky, I already know.
Speaker 5 (35:26):
I beef jerky, slim gems, I pork rymes, poor skins,
I do all that. But I'm curious. How do you
confuse the dog trees for the beef jerky? You know,
unless it's something that you don't frequently eat. If it's
something that you don't frequently eat, I can see where
you make that mistake.
Speaker 2 (35:42):
They had to be they had to be like small kids.
I'm thinking they're small kids.
Speaker 3 (35:46):
Right, yeah, you gotta be. They ain't no no better.
Speaker 2 (35:48):
Yeah, and you know, uh, you think the teacher deserve
to be fired if it was an accident.
Speaker 3 (35:56):
Oh, that's tough. That's tough.
Speaker 5 (35:58):
You know, that's a fireable offense. That's a fireable offense
because the parents are going to be highly upset and
they're gonna ask for your job.
Speaker 3 (36:07):
They're gonna ask your job. You have you have to
know better.
Speaker 5 (36:09):
Especially in that situation as a teacher, you have to
know what you're feeding your kids.
Speaker 3 (36:13):
You got to because you.
Speaker 1 (36:16):
Eat my dog food. I tried, I eat I try
my dog food for real.
Speaker 5 (36:22):
Yeah, damn, you know what I mean with some of
the things you eat based on that that.
Speaker 3 (36:31):
You're really playing.
Speaker 1 (36:33):
Yeah, No, I tried. I always tried everything.
Speaker 5 (36:35):
Yeah, I mean that's listen, you eat raccoon and so
I you.
Speaker 1 (36:39):
I mean you're eating worse.
Speaker 3 (36:41):
O Joe, name one thing I eating worse outside of
the cheeks.
Speaker 1 (36:45):
And I ain't talking about pig cheeks. I'm talking about
booty cheeks.
Speaker 3 (36:48):
Can I tell you something? Yeah, tell you something everything?
How many?
Speaker 1 (36:53):
How many people? Who?
Speaker 3 (36:58):
It depends now, if she not, if she don't take
a shower, it's a little tart.
Speaker 5 (37:02):
But you can get You can get by that. You
can get by that. You know, you just swear, swirling
your tongue around.
Speaker 3 (37:06):
About about one minute, you know.
Speaker 5 (37:08):
But if you take a shower, then it's like it's
a little fruity, especially depending on what Yeah, depending on it,
depend on what kind of dove soap she used. Hey,
I'm telling you a young in twenty twenty five, you
gotta start eating ass. You need to evolve, you need it.
It's like technology, you know.
Speaker 1 (37:25):
Whoa but but that's what I don't get. That's what
I don't get.
Speaker 2 (37:27):
Y'all talking about old dog at the table and women
y'all notorious. Yeah, got that much tongue in the man
booty and y'all talk about my dog at the table. God,
y'all talking crazy. I'll toes elbows.
Speaker 1 (37:43):
Yeah, yeah, all there, Oh, y'all at my dog at
the table.
Speaker 3 (37:47):
Hold on, there's one more area. There's one more area.
You gotta look at it.
Speaker 5 (37:50):
Get you some ice, right, get you some crushed ice,
Get the ice, crush it up, and you lick the
back of a knee cap. Huh See, that's that's a
sensitive areer. That is that area is really never ever touched. Now,
this is what you do, now, you hear me.
Speaker 3 (38:03):
You start from the top. Time, from the huha, You
start from.
Speaker 2 (38:06):
The okay, all right, new episode of Lincoln Lawyers on
as soon as you talked about the Lincods up, okay,
right there. Oh man, it's a good episode. I ain't
seen this one before.
Speaker 1 (38:25):
M hm.
Speaker 4 (38:30):
Mm hmmm
Speaker 5 (38:36):
Mmm
All right, Joe.
Speaker 2 (00:01):
What we're doing okay, rough draft. We're gonna take turns.
Your first, oh, your second, I'm last. And what we're doing,
we're talking about cookout. Must have things that if you're
having a cookout, you got to have, Yoe, no repeats, Joe,
you up first?
Speaker 1 (00:20):
Cookout? Ribs all right? Oh Joe, Joe got ribbed o? Joe?
Speaker 2 (00:25):
What you got? Okay? I'm going hamburgers all.
Speaker 1 (00:32):
Right, Joe? You up again? Baked beans? Okay?
Speaker 2 (00:35):
Oh no, what we had, whatever we put on, Whatever
we put on that, I ain't gonna eat none of them,
but we're gonna have them.
Speaker 1 (00:48):
Glizzes. I'm gonna eat out one of them, but we're
gonna have the bizzes. Joe. It's a cookout. Who is on?
It's on you? Uh?
Speaker 3 (01:04):
Sodas okay, kind of sodas, man.
Speaker 4 (01:10):
I don't drink sodas, but you know people gonna have
them sodas there.
Speaker 1 (01:14):
All right? Oh, show you up? Oh man.
Speaker 3 (01:17):
Somebody you said baked beans already?
Speaker 2 (01:19):
Hungh yeah you say a potato salad.
Speaker 3 (01:29):
Damn that's a good one.
Speaker 1 (01:34):
Oh man. I don't have to treat you like the draft.
You on the clock. You dessert.
Speaker 3 (01:42):
I don't know what kind of dessert, but some kind
of some kind of dessert.
Speaker 2 (01:46):
Yeah, you took that the whole thing. You know what, Joe,
I'm gonna go something. How you're gonna have a cookout?
And you ain't got no ice?
Speaker 3 (01:53):
Oh you I ain't even I ain't even mentioned what
ice is? Is automatic? Gonna be there?
Speaker 1 (01:58):
No?
Speaker 2 (01:59):
No, no automatic? So well guess what reals are? Automatic?
Chicken is automatic? Hamburger the hot dogs are automatic. Since
you said automatic, Joe, you up there.
Speaker 4 (02:09):
I suppose the last thing, oh Joe said, Uh, I'm
gonna say uh.
Speaker 1 (02:22):
And a cookout maybe watermelon?
Speaker 2 (02:25):
God one day.
Speaker 1 (02:30):
Look, I can't wait for that watermelon. Come on around?
Speaker 2 (02:32):
Who got a cookout around here?
Speaker 3 (02:35):
I got got I got one, I got one. All
y'all missing? Let me know you what that music?
Speaker 1 (02:40):
The dj okay got that one? Uh? Potato chips? Mm hmm?
What hell?
Speaker 3 (02:51):
A Dixie plates and cups?
Speaker 1 (02:55):
It wasn't your turn this, Joe turn. Look at him?
Here you go. You might well go ahead and Steve.
Speaker 3 (03:02):
No, no, no, no, don't do that.
Speaker 1 (03:05):
Now you said out of turn. You can't go out
of turn.
Speaker 3 (03:08):
Come on, how you come on?
Speaker 1 (03:10):
Joe?
Speaker 2 (03:11):
You didn't wait, you're talking out of turn.
Speaker 3 (03:15):
Okay, hold down, okay, okay, let me tell you.
Speaker 1 (03:17):
Ready, I go.
Speaker 5 (03:20):
I got for you since we had to cook out,
Domino's and playing cards.
Speaker 2 (03:26):
Okay, Well, I don't know what cookouts y'all going to?
Who would bringing the alcohol?
Speaker 3 (03:32):
Who bringing out?
Speaker 1 (03:34):
All? Right?
Speaker 2 (03:35):
So you you you don't been to a cookout with
no alcohol? Hell no, I ain't look here, y'all, Let
me go last. I got the hottest one.
Speaker 1 (03:50):
What right here? Mine? I'm killing y'all. Guess what your sodas? Hot?
Speaker 3 (03:58):
Hey?
Speaker 2 (03:59):
And don't come here. Don't come here with no damn
but day. Don't come in there?
Speaker 1 (04:02):
Hey? Hey, man, can I can I borrow somebody?
Speaker 5 (04:04):
No?
Speaker 2 (04:04):
Hell no, I ain't gone. Hey, guess what? I don't
need to drink that? No damn cup? O jo, guess
what I drank right out my colt?
Speaker 3 (04:15):
Hold on, I literally might have y'all beat if you
think about it.
Speaker 2 (04:20):
No, hamburgers, hot dog, ice, potato chips, alcohol.
Speaker 3 (04:26):
Oh, I got chicken. I got potato salad.
Speaker 1 (04:31):
What you gonna eat? The potator? Is that you have
a potato salad in your hand? Man? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (04:37):
Only one person could pick cups on pick cups.
Speaker 1 (04:39):
And I just said it.
Speaker 2 (04:41):
I'm just saying, because guess what I can get my hamburgers?
I just hey, put it right there. Mean boy wanted.
I don't need g lizard, but if I did get
put the glise in my hand.
Speaker 3 (04:55):
We finished.
Speaker 1 (04:55):
Is it over yet?
Speaker 3 (04:57):
Yeah, I say, because ain't nobody saying grills. I'm trying
to fall Who the hell? How we had we cooked
the food?
Speaker 1 (05:02):
Hey, Hey, nobody brought no grill? Hey we out of game.
Speaker 2 (05:06):
Hey guess what I guess I gonna be he pretending
chimps and drinking alcohol.
Speaker 1 (05:13):
Hey we got we definitely got it.
Speaker 2 (05:15):
We definitely got a hood party. Ain't nobody got no grill?
Speaker 1 (05:24):
Go on now? Yeah, I got yourn bee. That was
that was.
Speaker 2 (05:29):
That was ribs, baked bee man cold cold as ribs
and baked beans alone.
Speaker 1 (05:35):
You get that. It's a round, you does chick? Oh? Joe,
I mean, Joe hamm brokers the hot dogs.
Speaker 4 (05:42):
Come on, it ain't gonna be too hey, realize, Joe,
come on, y'all, like were throwing a party for some
five and ten year olds.
Speaker 1 (05:49):
Time about I remember, I remember the time.
Speaker 2 (05:51):
There was a lot of There was a lot of
cooks ain't mofoy and have no ribs.
Speaker 1 (05:54):
You know, real bad.
Speaker 2 (05:56):
We just got ourseln got some money and people can
starting for ribs on the green.
Speaker 5 (06:03):
I got y'all beat simply because I got chicken, and
I got chicken and potato salad. Right then I had
to dessert. Not only do I have the chicken potatoes.
Speaker 1 (06:11):
What dessert, oh Joe, what desserts you having at the cookout?
Speaker 3 (06:14):
What you talking about?
Speaker 1 (06:14):
Peach cobbler?
Speaker 2 (06:16):
Well, well, so somebody could have said banana pudding. Then
hold on, hold on them baby beings with the turkey
up in there. You mean, man, y'all ain't messing.
Speaker 5 (06:24):
With that, I said, And I got the dominoes in
the space car, and here I got this Joe got so.
Speaker 3 (06:33):
Yes, y'all definitely not beat mine.
Speaker 1 (06:36):
Hey, I don't know what you you got? Cups?
Speaker 2 (06:38):
What you're drinking in the cup. I'm not even drinking
check soda? Great, he don't say, Joe got the soda.
You ain't got no soda.
Speaker 3 (06:47):
He said cups.
Speaker 1 (06:50):
He said, cups and soda.
Speaker 3 (06:52):
Now you can't do cups and soda now.
Speaker 2 (06:55):
No, no, he got sodas with three and he got
Dixie cups and plates because you spoke out of turn.
Speaker 5 (07:01):
Y'all y'all cheating, y'all cheating.
Speaker 1 (07:07):
It was. It wasn't your turn. I got it.
Speaker 2 (07:11):
I got excited. Yeah, and you gave Joe one, and
you could have had it. You might have could have
won with that one.
Speaker 3 (07:18):
Already already won once.
Speaker 5 (07:20):
Listen DJ Music Frankie Beverly, before I let go the
first song we're gonna play.
Speaker 2 (07:28):
Man, you ain't got nothing to drink. You ain't got
no soda, You ain't got no look. At least I
get your look. I get liquored up. You ain't got
no You ain't man, Please, you ain't man. I ain't
got no ice. Chicken you I don't even know what you.
Speaker 3 (07:41):
Get potato salad?
Speaker 2 (07:45):
So what the that's your question? Where you're gonna put
your chicken at? Because most people bringing the chicken, they
got to have it on ice. You ain't got to
throw your chicken already spoiled before.
Speaker 1 (07:53):
You got there.
Speaker 3 (07:54):
It's cook it's cooked, You cook it before you get
to the cooking. Everybody got something. Everybody bring their own
separate things.
Speaker 2 (08:05):
Oh Joe, the only thing that you cooked before is
the potato salad and the baked bees man, ain't nobody
to break it, nobody cooking.
Speaker 1 (08:12):
That ain't the whole purpose having a cookout. You don't
break no food.
Speaker 2 (08:15):
You don't bring no burgers and hot dogs and ribs
and chicken already cook.
Speaker 4 (08:20):
Man, listen, and y'all know them baked bean gonna be slapping.
I'm taking with that turkey meating that man with them ribs.
Speaker 1 (08:26):
No, we won't bake it.
Speaker 3 (08:29):
Ain't nothing gonna be cooking. Ain't nobody picked everybody?
Speaker 2 (08:34):
Uh well, first of all, ain't nobody eating because ain't
nobody got no grill? So he so we just gonna
be ay man, look at we got a nice little
cook got too. We got ribs, baked beans, sodas, watermelons,
We got the cups. We got chicken, potato, salad, dessert,
We got music, got dominoes, playing cards, We got hamburgers, glizzes, ice,
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potato chips, and alcohol.
Speaker 1 (08:59):
Man, who the hell forgot the grill? Man?
Speaker 4 (09:01):
I thought you were gonna break it, Joe, damn oh yo,
ain't miss it. Ain't missing but a couple of things.
Speaker 1 (09:08):
A grill.
Speaker 2 (09:10):
That was most important thing, a grill. Ain't nobody got
no grill, Lord half Bertha I know who. I'm not
going on family for you with one. Hey, name an
item that you bring to the cookout. Ain't nobody gonna
(09:30):
say no grill.
Speaker 1 (09:33):
Because you already thinking that that the grill is a break.
That's crazy?
Speaker 2 (09:39):
All right, Now it's time for favorite segment. Na's time,
Oh your real old reliable. It's time for spellow.
Speaker 3 (09:47):
SINKO mean, let me lock in and focus.
Speaker 2 (09:56):
Oh damn, oh yoe. But guess what we add a
little We add a little wrinkle to spell.
Speaker 3 (10:03):
I don't need no wrinkle.
Speaker 1 (10:04):
You can. You could call Joe for a lifeline joke,
and okay.
Speaker 2 (10:10):
Lifelining will be about nothing. He can only help you
for one word. He can't help you on all of them.
Speaker 1 (10:16):
Help. This is me, This is what all right? Your
first word, it's uh.
Speaker 2 (10:22):
It's an infection in one of both of your lungs,
caused by bacteria, virus, or fungus.
Speaker 1 (10:27):
It's called pneumonia. Pneumonia pneumonia.
Speaker 3 (10:34):
P n E M O n I A.
Speaker 1 (10:40):
And p n E you M O N I A.
Speaker 3 (10:47):
Man, Come on, man.
Speaker 4 (10:53):
You might need to slow down a little bit. You
get excited when go to Holland at the the word.
Speaker 5 (10:58):
Hey, Joe, Hey, listen, Joe, that's that Harvard education. I
was only there for two semesters, but I'm very good
when it comes to spelling. I want to spelling be
in nineteen eighty seven, Joe, nineteen eighty seven.
Speaker 2 (11:10):
Here we go. The next word. It's the ninth sign
in the zodiac and astrology, Sagittarius Sagittarius.
Speaker 1 (11:23):
S A G A T A.
Speaker 6 (11:29):
R I o U S S A g I T
T A r i U s Sagittarius.
Speaker 1 (11:41):
Shit, you know what?
Speaker 5 (11:44):
And for me, I don't know nothing about them signs
only only signing. Nobody is a dollar sign.
Speaker 2 (11:52):
And guess what you know about this one? The wrong sign?
How about this, o, Joe? Called rough phobia? Call rh phobia.
It's the fear of clowns, called phobia chorophobia.
Speaker 3 (12:09):
Now, I'm now you're confusing me in the way you're
saying it.
Speaker 1 (12:11):
Call call.
Speaker 5 (12:14):
Call like, okay, thank you, I'm glad you said that
is what I'm asking you.
Speaker 1 (12:18):
Like, call correct what you're saying. Call correct chorophobia. C
U l mm hmm r o.
Speaker 3 (12:32):
P h o b I A.
Speaker 1 (12:35):
C o U l r o p h o B.
Speaker 5 (12:40):
I'll tell you that's not what I just said uncle,
it's not no, but I missed one letter, right you,
mister u O Joe, Come on, man, damn Joe. I'm
right there, Joe, I'm right down.
Speaker 3 (13:02):
Hey, I got that. I'm not getting no more wrong.
I'm ready.
Speaker 1 (13:05):
You'll get the next one. I already know this. Come on.
Speaker 3 (13:12):
See you can't even say you can't give me no word.
You go, Hey, I need you got I need pronunciation
now mhm.
Speaker 1 (13:23):
Uh huh yeah, yeah, let's give you one. Let's give
We're gonna give you.
Speaker 2 (13:29):
We're gonna give you something that we know you're gonna
be because, uh because right.
Speaker 5 (13:34):
Now, listen, the last three I've been right there except
one letter, and like I'm just getting like hella wrong.
Speaker 1 (13:41):
Now you ain't, You're right mhmm. We'll give you a
word that you can solve, that you could spell, because.
Speaker 2 (13:54):
Uh because uh, we don't want you to go oh,
I ain't gonna go oh this is what I do now,
it ain't gonna go over.
Speaker 3 (14:07):
Now you know I'm gonna get the last.
Speaker 2 (14:08):
Two, Okay, Joe. It's the art of putting off. It's
called procrastinating.
Speaker 3 (14:23):
Oh, come on, p R O c R A S.
Speaker 5 (14:33):
T I N A t E procrastinate, I said, procrastinating p.
Speaker 1 (14:43):
S T I n A t I n G procrast Come.
Speaker 3 (14:47):
On, take the E off and put I n G.
Come on, now, give you my word.
Speaker 1 (14:51):
I don't do that. You could a.
Speaker 2 (14:53):
I'm saying you could have called Joe a phone free.
How about this, right, Joe? Sometimes I think you're, Oh Joe,
you spelling these words. Sometimes I think you're dyslexic, dyslexia, dyslexia. Hey,
this hold on this lex c uh DYSLEXI, right.
Speaker 5 (15:20):
I know it's probably gonna end with uh x i A.
Huh this word this d.
Speaker 3 (15:29):
Oh, oh, this is easy D because what's the name.
Speaker 5 (15:32):
Fuddy Marco tried to try to say it right, and
of course, yeah, d y d y s lexia because
I used to date a girl named Lexia. Right, but
I know dyslexia is not d I. It starts d
y uh s lexia l e x I A because
I used to date a girl named Lexia.
Speaker 1 (15:51):
That is correct, e x I A.
Speaker 3 (15:55):
Hey, I wonder what LEXI at man? All these years?
By one?
Speaker 1 (16:02):
Oh, Joe, you were one, you were one?
Speaker 3 (16:04):
Wait a minute, I got procrastinate.
Speaker 1 (16:06):
What are you talking about? Hey? Hey, you ain't gonna
o for those, bro. All right, now it's time for
dunk on.
Speaker 5 (16:16):
Unk Okay, here we go, Here we go, let me
get it he Joe, he's gonna get all hold on.
Speaker 1 (16:21):
We got to get the graphics up.
Speaker 2 (16:27):
Yeah, don't worry about it. Don't worry about the Joe.
Your segment coming. It's gonna be called a cup of joke,
a cup of Joe Chat. Joe, you should know some
of these Joe yat chat. Do me a favorite chat?
(16:50):
Please don't put the answer in there. Please don't put
the answer in the chat, because I think Uncle will
use his eyes and visibility to use that the finanswer.
Speaker 3 (16:58):
Okay we go.
Speaker 1 (16:59):
We could be you do not even own.
Speaker 3 (17:02):
Okay, here we go.
Speaker 1 (17:03):
You ready, yep?
Speaker 5 (17:04):
And the two thousands, which NBA team won a title
where none of their players averaged more.
Speaker 3 (17:11):
Than twenty points per game.
Speaker 5 (17:14):
In the two thousands, which NBA team won a title
where none of their players averaged more than twenty points
per game.
Speaker 1 (17:23):
Wow, yeah, who I was right? I was? How was that?
Speaker 3 (17:27):
Two of these games?
Speaker 1 (17:31):
Okay? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (17:35):
Yeah right, white eye? What's you're looking at that behind?
Speaker 1 (17:38):
Now? Oh my goodness, m hmm yo. You know this one.
Speaker 2 (17:48):
Yeah, Okay, Okay, I'm gonna say Detroit, motherfucker Damn.
Speaker 1 (17:54):
That's who I'm going with.
Speaker 3 (17:55):
Okay, yeah, you got that one.
Speaker 1 (17:56):
Enjoy give me that because you know who you got
got to be logged on. Hey, hey, Joe, you.
Speaker 2 (18:02):
See I get logged o Joe wwemail dot com.
Speaker 3 (18:08):
That was going, That was going, That was going going. Okay,
you ain't gonna get this.
Speaker 1 (18:12):
Wow.
Speaker 5 (18:13):
Which NBA player became the first to win Finals MVP
without averaging twenty points per game?
Speaker 1 (18:23):
The first one to do it? Wait?
Speaker 5 (18:24):
Which player became the first yes to win it to
win it Finals MVP without averaging twenty points per game?
I would say that is absolutely wrong. I told you, huh,
too big for your bridges. His name is Clyde the
Glide Drexler.
Speaker 2 (18:43):
Clyde didn't win Final b MVP. He didn't win Finals MVP.
Elija want to bump both of us and Portland didn't win.
How you gonna take ask you?
Speaker 1 (18:53):
Is it? I would say it was is? No? Equidar
won after after.
Speaker 5 (18:59):
Kauhi without averaging twenty points. So it wasn't Clyde directioner.
Speaker 1 (19:04):
No, who was the finals MVP?
Speaker 2 (19:09):
Who was the first Finals MVP to win without averaging
twenty points.
Speaker 1 (19:15):
I think it's kawhi No.
Speaker 2 (19:17):
In twenty fourteen, Igwadala was, Egwadala was with twenty.
Speaker 1 (19:22):
Fifteen Wes unsol What with the average? Yeah? The first,
the first.
Speaker 2 (19:37):
The finals MVP didn't happen until sixty nine and that
was that was the year that Jerry West want it
on the losing squad, and then seventy the next one.
So Russell never won the finals MVP because by the
time he.
Speaker 1 (19:51):
Was, he was done. So are you saying, damn what?
Speaker 2 (20:01):
West unsaid won it in nineteen seventy nine he averaged
nine points a game.
Speaker 1 (20:06):
He must average twenty.
Speaker 2 (20:09):
Seventy eight seventy eight because Seattle won it in seventy nine.
Speaker 3 (20:18):
Hell no, hold on, okay, here we go.
Speaker 1 (20:21):
You ready? Yep?
Speaker 5 (20:24):
Who was the first player in NBA history to record
a quadruper double in the finals game?
Speaker 1 (20:32):
In the finals game? Oh yeah, yeah yeah, uh huh
what drouper? Yeah?
Speaker 5 (20:45):
Yo, you should know that Nate Thurman who Nate is
absolutely wrong? Can I tell you why it is wrong?
Because no one has done it?
Speaker 2 (20:56):
Oh, Joe, you can't ask questions. You got to ask
a quest said somebody you got going on?
Speaker 1 (21:02):
Man, thank you? You see he wanted to win so bad.
Speaker 2 (21:05):
Joe here resorted, Chief, I asked you a questions because
you said who did it?
Speaker 5 (21:11):
Okay, and you're supposed to say nobody.
Speaker 1 (21:14):
Man, Come on, man, hold on, hold on, hold on?
Uh huh.
Speaker 2 (21:24):
In the nineteen seventy four NBA Finals, in Game six,
Nate Thurman, give me the stats, ash twenty two points,
fourteen rebounds, thirteen assists, twelve blocks, Give me.
Speaker 3 (21:37):
Me, give me how you going to get you? He
gave you the answer.
Speaker 1 (21:43):
I just Joe, who did I say? An average?
Speaker 2 (21:47):
But I said Nateman stopped playing in the finals. In
the Finals nineteen seventy four, Nate Thurman did it.
Speaker 1 (21:56):
He was the first to do a quadruple double of it.
That cheating me. I'm talking any questions from.
Speaker 3 (22:03):
Y'all over that cheating me man.
Speaker 1 (22:06):
Okay, Hey, if I unplugged this, it'll cut this.
Speaker 2 (22:11):
Okay, Well I go, I'll go here and see I
ain't even got my chat. Oh, hold on, Jordan, Jordthanish,
show you the computer to let you know.
Speaker 1 (22:20):
Ain't no help here.
Speaker 3 (22:22):
I keep telling you somebody giving you answers back There.
Speaker 1 (22:25):
Ain't nobody give me. No, I don't need nobody give
me that. God gave them to me. Are you ready?
You ready?
Speaker 3 (22:35):
You ready for the next question? Yeah, I'm ready? Who
who won the NBA Finals MVP in nineteen eighty.
Speaker 7 (22:41):
Eight, nineteen eighty eight, eighty two.
Speaker 3 (22:54):
Don't try to type down on your phone now.
Speaker 1 (22:58):
It's side of what inside.
Speaker 5 (23:04):
Of now they can't say out of what? You got
to give me one answer? It ain't out of nobody.
Speaker 1 (23:08):
Who was it? Joe? You know this from Joe Big
Game James Worthy?
Speaker 3 (23:15):
Hell no, you're cheating, man. Yeah, matter of.
Speaker 2 (23:21):
Fact, he had a triple He had a triple double
in the final game, and just for good measures, Kareem
one in eighty seven and then Magic one in eighty
eighty two and eighty five.
Speaker 3 (23:34):
But god, carry on, Hey, what you got below?
Speaker 1 (23:38):
You?
Speaker 3 (23:38):
You got your phone on your man?
Speaker 1 (23:42):
Hold on? I know something by some hoops? Now I'm
long O.
Speaker 5 (23:47):
Tell me who holds the record for the most rebounds
in a single NBA Finals game?
Speaker 3 (23:55):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (23:58):
Oh, Bill Russell, what do you have? O? Joe?
Speaker 3 (24:08):
They breathed, Hey, they breathed him on this ship.
Speaker 1 (24:10):
Further, he don't briefing it?
Speaker 2 (24:13):
Well, he had by thirty two rebounds because first of all,
as don't even First of all, uh as don't even
don't even have the questions, so she can't brief me
on nothing and her Aaron have not you and Aaron
and her greatest joy is where you stumped me?
Speaker 1 (24:29):
Nah?
Speaker 5 (24:30):
Okay, last one, last one, man, somebody cheating man who
has had the most steals in the NBA Final series.
Speaker 1 (24:39):
Oh we that's a good one. The most steals.
Speaker 3 (24:42):
Shit, he had the best handles too.
Speaker 5 (24:47):
Huh this person not only I mean steals, but that
boy got handles like like crazy crazy work.
Speaker 8 (24:55):
Okay, mhmm o, mhmm in the NBA Finals. Mhm Joe?
Speaker 1 (25:11):
Who you think it? Joe? NBA Final steals? Uh? Stopping?
That wasn't it? John?
Speaker 2 (25:31):
Oh? Your don blacked out? Oh man, hear me, Yeah,
we can hear you.
Speaker 1 (25:39):
We just can't see you.
Speaker 5 (25:40):
Hold hold on, but the answer is Isaiah Isaiah Thomas.
Speaker 1 (25:45):
Whoa whoa? You did? I don't think I'm gonna get
this one.
Speaker 5 (25:50):
Hold let me, let me, uh let me, I'm gonna
put my camera in another outlet.
Speaker 3 (25:53):
Hold on.
Speaker 1 (26:14):
This man, how many you have your s Huh?
Speaker 2 (26:20):
Now ain't hearing no? Twenty no NBA Finals game steals.
Speaker 5 (26:24):
Yeah, yeah, I was at that game when I said
he had twenty steals.
Speaker 1 (26:29):
Ain't nobody had no twenty steals. How you gonna tell me? O? Yo? Series?
Speaker 3 (26:36):
Oh serious?
Speaker 1 (26:37):
Oh see that you go?
Speaker 2 (26:40):
Oh you still ain't get it right? But oh yo,
you said in a final game.
Speaker 3 (26:46):
Game final series. You still got it wrong.
Speaker 1 (26:49):
No, I didn't say. You didn't give me a chance.
Speaker 2 (26:51):
You blurted out, Damn, I get the phone, A friend,
get the phone.
Speaker 5 (26:57):
Friend, You don't get the phone. No, friend, this your
this is your sport. You know you know basketball.
Speaker 1 (27:03):
You went to Harbor for two. I throw it out.
I won, allright? You cheated?
Speaker 2 (27:13):
Man Pop fast food restaurant where men take women on
the first date. Datingnews dot com surveyed three thousand American
single getting them to dish on their favorite budget friendly
dating spot. The number one answer was Chick fil A,
with sixteen percent of the daters choosing the chicken joint
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as their go to fast food date spot. Second place
option on the first date simple ice cream treat Dairy Queen.
Third place came in a tie between Sonic Drive In
and Pizza Hut. I rocked with Pizza Hut. Because I
love some Pizzahu ain't gonna like my sister. We used
to go on I think it was Tuesday night. They
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have buffet stot all you can eat pizza was five dollars,
so my sister would take my brother. Not there, Oh Joe,
what about what you think about that? Chick fil A
is the number one spot for budgetary friendly dating spots
Chick fil A with sixteen percent. Second place option with
Derek Queen ice cream. I love Derrek Queen. That's all
we had my hometown. And third was a tie between
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Sonic and Pizza. I've never been to Sonic, but hey,
uh Rod smell foots. He loves Soning. He loved they
got the like the got like slurpings or something. Don't
they got something like a slurping like ice? Okay, yeah, okay.
Speaker 1 (28:28):
Okay, you know what I like it.
Speaker 3 (28:31):
I like it. Chick fil A is to me. I
consider it.
Speaker 5 (28:34):
I consider a new trend. Everyone loves it. If you
no matter where you live, you can go to Chick
fil A no matter where.
Speaker 1 (28:39):
You He's not slurpees.
Speaker 2 (28:41):
Hey, get off my computer, stop writing.
Speaker 5 (28:46):
Hey, the line is always around the corner at Chick
fil Ah always.
Speaker 3 (28:50):
Around the corner. So I understand that people people like
they got great service.
Speaker 1 (28:55):
Though many boy, they get you a bout of there,
don't they.
Speaker 2 (28:58):
Hey either, they had them live, they had them people
outside talking about how about I help you put your
card in here?
Speaker 1 (29:05):
Hey? Oh Joe boy, he would I get hot?
Speaker 5 (29:09):
Listen when it comes to when it comes to when yeah,
when it comes to customer service, they are elite. I've
never I could be honest, I've never been to Chick
fil A, but I've heard the stories.
Speaker 3 (29:20):
My kids go to Chick fil A. They told me.
Speaker 5 (29:23):
I see the commercials, I see the funny videos on
Instagrams and TikTok sometime, so I understand.
Speaker 3 (29:28):
I understand why they're probably number one for me.
Speaker 5 (29:31):
For me, you know how my routine has always been
on first dates, you know, throughout my tenure and my
years of of my hand at dating, I always go
to McDonald's. I always go to McDonald's and I normally
order number seven. For those of you that et McDonald's
in the chat, the number seven is cheeseburger meal, and
I just get that. I don't even order her nothing
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else because we already got two cheeseburgers. So we both
split the cheeseburger. We got the fries and I get
two straws. We could drink, we could we could drink.
Speaker 1 (30:01):
Ah Nah, I ain't d drank behind no bottle, no
first date by you. You lost all your mind. But
it's the first club.
Speaker 3 (30:08):
Club that's romantic.
Speaker 1 (30:10):
That's romantic.
Speaker 5 (30:12):
Lad in the tramp, that's what I say, Like lad
in the tramp, this spaghetti. You know you both you
both put you.
Speaker 1 (30:19):
No big and big o'd no.
Speaker 3 (30:22):
See you're not living, man, you're not living. You gotta
you gotta do excite. That's exciting.
Speaker 5 (30:28):
And then listen when you take them right, you go
to McDonald's, right boom, Then you take them to the
Executive Palace, not only in the chat only. Yeah, listen,
you got you got when you find you a new one,
when you go to Miami, take it to the Executive Palace.
Rooms ain't number thirty dollars. Look, they got jakoozies. They
got jakoozies. They got the Strobe lighting there, they got.
Speaker 1 (30:50):
You probably have cards floating on the water.
Speaker 3 (30:52):
Oh no, no, no, no, no, they clean very well. Now,
they clean very well.
Speaker 1 (30:56):
No.
Speaker 5 (30:56):
And that was that's what I do on my first dates,
because listen, I can alreadys listen. I can already do
the five star restaurants. I can already do the nice
fast five star hotels.
Speaker 3 (31:07):
We know I could do that. I got money, I'm rich.
Speaker 5 (31:10):
But I want to know, can you enjoy yourself at.
Speaker 3 (31:15):
The lesser things in life? The things that I do,
the places I used to go.
Speaker 1 (31:19):
You know, I know I could do myself. I'm looking
around like this. You're like, damn, I was about to
come up from under this. Baby.
Speaker 3 (31:26):
No. No, if they can't listen, if they can't appreciate it,
if they can't.
Speaker 1 (31:30):
I talk about me, I ain't talking about them.
Speaker 5 (31:32):
Okay, okay, okay, my bad, Okay, my bad. But I
really think, I really think, you know, not only in
saving money.
Speaker 3 (31:40):
But the two the two straws. You know that, the
splitting the cheeseburgers. That's romantic. Man. Women, Never forget that
damn cheeseburger on the first date.
Speaker 5 (31:50):
All right, man, Oh okay, at least try at least
try the Executive Palace in Miami.
Speaker 2 (31:55):
But I do like the Chick fil a chick the
hook it up they come in there. I want to
go to the one store and let It's like, mister sharp,
what would you like? I like I like to get
the number one with no pickle, large water of fried lemonade,
like any sauces ketchup nope.
Speaker 3 (32:12):
On me and yeah, I like that. I like that simple.
Speaker 2 (32:17):
I like that a lot of other places that be
you know, half of your back. Ketch up, bro, I
got thoty nuggets? You give me two sauces?
Speaker 1 (32:27):
What so what?
Speaker 2 (32:28):
I so what I'm supposed to do? What's the other saucepit?
What y'allhung up to the saucer for? Can I get
an extra napkin? And they give you one napkin?
Speaker 1 (32:38):
O yoe?
Speaker 2 (32:41):
Hey, y'all, don't you worry about it? Don't they worry
about it? But y'all see Chick fil a, uh dairy Queen.
I looshed to love day Queen because that was all
we had in our hometown. And Sonny driving a pizza hut.
You know what, O yoe, I might do that, and
you know I get me. I'm gonna getting a pickup
truck with that big seat. My girls stood the fun
of it, so I could be driving all.
Speaker 5 (33:02):
That right, But listen to me, if you got that
pickup truck, this would be perfect though.
Speaker 3 (33:07):
Check it out. Yeah, in Miami, you got this.
Speaker 1 (33:12):
Ain't nobody driving down pick up truck in Miami.
Speaker 3 (33:14):
O Joe the rent one.
Speaker 1 (33:16):
Oh lord, you got this.
Speaker 3 (33:18):
You gotta take a date. Listen to me. You gotta
take her to the executive Palace. Get the room. You
could pull in the room. It got a garage. It
got a garage.
Speaker 1 (33:28):
Boo.
Speaker 3 (33:28):
When you pull in, you get the key. You get
the key pulling the garage. Boom. Let the garage down.
Speaker 5 (33:32):
You walk upstairs, the lights everything, this is the room
gonna be set, The jacuzzie gonna be warm already, the
strove light gonna be gone.
Speaker 3 (33:40):
She could put on the show for you because they
got a strip up pole in there.
Speaker 1 (33:43):
You hear me.
Speaker 3 (33:43):
Yeah, holding there. Y'all go to Chick fil A, get
your little food. Hit the room. Bomb after y'all do
what y'all do?
Speaker 5 (33:50):
You know, you shave the covers, then you can hit
the hard rock casino, y'all gambler a little bit.
Speaker 1 (33:55):
I don't like it.
Speaker 2 (33:55):
I don't like to have none of my stomach because
you know them sparks work better when you gotta have
the stomach, because I blood.
Speaker 3 (34:01):
You know what I'm saying, ain't speaking of the sparks.
I don't mean I know we got company washing boy,
I need a couple of things.
Speaker 1 (34:08):
I got you say no more because you know what
I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (34:11):
I don't like to eat. I don't like to drink
because I don't like to see you drink too much.
I ain't gonna mess up no good dick pissing. This
ain't gonna be I would get you. I'm you getting
all this. You ain't fit the message on good wood
up people.
Speaker 1 (34:24):
Oh know you get all this, all of it.
Speaker 2 (34:28):
So I did ain't empty stomach blood, ain't had nothing
to my sister, but like five about four five hours.
Speaker 5 (34:34):
Right right right there, okay, okay, okay.
Speaker 1 (34:38):
O shavy knowing all the treats O Joe.
Speaker 2 (34:41):
A Mississippi teacher was fired after legedly feeding students dog
treats mistaken for beef jerky. At least eight children and
Calhoun City High School streats. The district alerted the effect
the children's parents of the situation. At least one child
was taken to the doctor with the stomach kate. The
incident reported transpired doing what was intended as a birthday
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celebration for a few students.
Speaker 1 (35:06):
The local outlet continued, he.
Speaker 3 (35:11):
How a teacher did it on purpose or did he mistakenly.
I'm curious, man, I.
Speaker 2 (35:19):
Mean some of the dog food do be looking like
some of the dog food to be looking like real
food food?
Speaker 1 (35:23):
Right?
Speaker 3 (35:23):
Yeah? Like be I know, I beat jerky, I already know.
Speaker 5 (35:26):
I beef jerky, slim gems, I pork rymes, poor skins,
I do all that. But I'm curious. How do you
confuse the dog trees for the beef jerky? You know,
unless it's something that you don't frequently eat. If it's
something that you don't frequently eat, I can see where
you make that mistake.
Speaker 2 (35:42):
They had to be they had to be like small kids.
I'm thinking they're small kids.
Speaker 3 (35:46):
Right, yeah, you gotta be. They ain't no no better.
Speaker 2 (35:48):
Yeah, and you know, uh, you think the teacher deserve
to be fired if it was an accident.
Speaker 3 (35:56):
Oh, that's tough. That's tough.
Speaker 5 (35:58):
You know, that's a fireable offense. That's a fireable offense
because the parents are going to be highly upset and
they're gonna ask for your job.
Speaker 3 (36:07):
They're gonna ask your job. You have you have to
know better.
Speaker 5 (36:09):
Especially in that situation as a teacher, you have to
know what you're feeding your kids.
Speaker 3 (36:13):
You got to because you.
Speaker 1 (36:16):
Eat my dog food. I tried, I eat I try
my dog food for real.
Speaker 5 (36:22):
Yeah, damn, you know what I mean with some of
the things you eat based on that that.
Speaker 3 (36:31):
You're really playing.
Speaker 1 (36:33):
Yeah, No, I tried. I always tried everything.
Speaker 5 (36:35):
Yeah, I mean that's listen, you eat raccoon and so
I you.
Speaker 1 (36:39):
I mean you're eating worse.
Speaker 3 (36:41):
O Joe, name one thing I eating worse outside of
the cheeks.
Speaker 1 (36:45):
And I ain't talking about pig cheeks. I'm talking about
booty cheeks.
Speaker 3 (36:48):
Can I tell you something? Yeah, tell you something everything?
How many?
Speaker 1 (36:53):
How many people? Who?
Speaker 3 (36:58):
It depends now, if she not, if she don't take
a shower, it's a little tart.
Speaker 5 (37:02):
But you can get You can get by that. You
can get by that. You know, you just swear, swirling
your tongue around.
Speaker 3 (37:06):
About about one minute, you know.
Speaker 5 (37:08):
But if you take a shower, then it's like it's
a little fruity, especially depending on what Yeah, depending on it,
depend on what kind of dove soap she used. Hey,
I'm telling you a young in twenty twenty five, you
gotta start eating ass. You need to evolve, you need it.
It's like technology, you know.
Speaker 1 (37:25):
Whoa but but that's what I don't get. That's what
I don't get.
Speaker 2 (37:27):
Y'all talking about old dog at the table and women
y'all notorious. Yeah, got that much tongue in the man
booty and y'all talk about my dog at the table. God,
y'all talking crazy. I'll toes elbows.
Speaker 1 (37:43):
Yeah, yeah, all there, Oh, y'all at my dog at
the table.
Speaker 3 (37:47):
Hold on, there's one more area. There's one more area.
You gotta look at it.
Speaker 5 (37:50):
Get you some ice, right, get you some crushed ice,
Get the ice, crush it up, and you lick the
back of a knee cap. Huh See, that's that's a
sensitive areer. That is that area is really never ever touched. Now,
this is what you do, now, you hear me.
Speaker 3 (38:03):
You start from the top. Time, from the huha, You
start from.
Speaker 2 (38:06):
The okay, all right, new episode of Lincoln Lawyers on
as soon as you talked about the Lincods up, okay,
right there. Oh man, it's a good episode. I ain't
seen this one before.
Speaker 1 (38:25):
M hm.
Speaker 4 (38:30):
Mm hmmm
Speaker 5 (38:36):
Mmm
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