Best of Nightcap - Shannon Sharpe & Chad Johnson's most entertaining arguments - Club Shay Shay

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Speaker 1 (02:11):
You want somebody? Oh, you want somebody? Your age? Are
you look?

Speaker 2 (02:15):
I don't won't know about I'm good? What quar about good?
Didn't you get you?

Speaker 1 (02:19):
Are you not good? You don't have to lie to me.
You're not good. I can see it in your face.
You want to be young, you want to stay young.

Speaker 2 (02:26):
You want they say, they say, they say you only
you only as young as the woman you feel I
feel thirty three, thirty four.

Speaker 1 (02:37):
Listen, listen, I can basketball and lebron.

Speaker 2 (02:43):
Why you keep? Why you keep? First of all, people
keep asking me, man, man, oh Jo really love you? Man?
He tried to hook it up out.

Speaker 1 (02:50):
Oh yeah, I'm gonna get you right. I'm gonna get
you right. I'm gonna get you right right. What i'n
get you right? What makes you think I'm missing something
in my life? Because I can tell. Hell by the
look on your face, I can tell I know you have.
You have a house, but it's not a home. You
need a woman. You need guidance, You need assistance. We

(03:13):
all need it in life and being stubborn, You're not
gonna reach where you want to get to without the
help in the touch of a woman. Trust me, you
can have as many assistance as you want. You can
fly as many privates as you want, You can eat
as many five star meals as you want. Life ain't
gonna gonna be complete until you find that one. And

(03:34):
I'm gonna make sure you get it. I'm gonna make
sure you get it. Come hell of high water, you're
gonna get it. I got you.

Speaker 2 (03:42):
It ain'tna it ain't gonna range for about twenty years then,
because there ain't gonna be no high water.

Speaker 1 (03:47):
You trust me. I got you with my baby.

Speaker 2 (03:50):
I don't want you to have you lucky you, lucky
your friend like me?

Speaker 3 (03:55):
You need.

Speaker 2 (03:56):
I forgive you because I ain't never seen them. I
forgot that. Whether you got somebody what you mean, I
ain't never seen you, or what you mean?

Speaker 1 (04:06):
Google work?

Speaker 2 (04:06):
What part I gotta google? Google work work? If she?

Speaker 1 (04:11):
If you got, if you got when you when you look,
when you look up, when you look up stats you
you use Google, don't you know?

Speaker 2 (04:18):
Because I already noticed that. I already noticed. Thats where
you're where you where your woman at? Right now? Huh Tyler,
come down there till her come down there? Right now?

Speaker 1 (04:27):
Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.
Don't play at me. I got I got God got me. Somebody.
Don't do that. Don't play with my top. Shoot I
do this.

Speaker 2 (04:41):
I mean you looking around like you're looking around like
you're about to get robbed.

Speaker 1 (04:45):
Now it's twelve thirty seven. She ain't even exactly you know. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
it's wrong.

Speaker 2 (04:51):
Yeah yeah, I already know you looking around you.

Speaker 1 (04:54):
It's all right, it's all right. She know a home
mat though, she know she know a home at. She knows,
she knows what she know a home at.

Speaker 2 (05:04):
What's what's your lady's name?

Speaker 1 (05:07):
Huh?

Speaker 2 (05:07):
What's your lady's name?

Speaker 1 (05:09):
Chill? Yeah, you see that smiling?

Speaker 2 (05:13):
You know what to sing? I know a singer name Charrell.

Speaker 1 (05:17):
Nah No, not no, not not that one. But and
and uh I know no, no, no smile. And you
see that smile on my face when I said it.
That's how I want you. That's how I smile my face.
I'm gonna make it. No that ain't listen, that's that
mask with a smile. And behind you crying, I'm telling you,

(05:40):
you crying. I'm gonna get you right though.

Speaker 2 (05:44):
I give it a couple of more years. I'm gonna
be crying in the Bugatti.

Speaker 1 (05:48):
Noah, come on, man, don't don't don't do that. You
don't need that. You don't. You don't need that.

Speaker 2 (05:54):
Don't don't got that?

Speaker 1 (05:55):
No, man, No, no.

Speaker 2 (05:57):
What I need? What I need? What kind of car? Need?

Speaker 1 (06:00):
Let me say, you fifty five, get your get your Lincoln,
Get your Lincoln, get your town call. Yeah, get your linked.
You going you you're going through a mid life crisis.
You going through a mid life crisis. That's what going through.
I got like crisis.

Speaker 2 (06:17):
You know, all right, I'm gonna get a BMW. That's
what I'm gonna get. What BMW?

Speaker 1 (06:23):
No, that's no, that's no. That's like your forties. That's
in your forties. That's when you're in forties. You fifty five,
you got to get a car that goes with your aid.
Since you complain about you, talk to me. I wish
I fifty five and no Bugatti? Man, what are you doing?

Speaker 2 (06:39):
I said, said, I'm getting no Bugatti? Said what I
w another b W?

Speaker 1 (06:47):
Get the I three.

Speaker 2 (06:49):
I'm gonna get that seven.

Speaker 1 (06:51):
No, get the I three seven seven is bigger than
a three. No, you don't need a big you don't
need No, you don't need no big I seven. Man,
get you efficient effect. I drive a smart car. I've
been driving my smart cars in two thousand and six.
I don't need all that big stuff because look me
tell you something. You know you don't you Shannon Sharp?

(07:14):
You Shanning Sharp. They done Google how much you making?
You ain't got to do nothing to stunt. No, you
ain't gotta do nothing.

Speaker 2 (07:20):
But oh, that's that's why. That's why I'm driving a
BMW because I'm not trying to I'm not trying to
de drive myself. Oh. I don't want you nobody to
think I'm trying to show somebody up. I worked hard.
I'm gonna get that.

Speaker 1 (07:34):
Nah, you get you a BMW I three because you
don't have to compensate for nothing else. You that boy,
I'm giving you the confidence you need. You that boy,
you that that that that I can't even say the word,
but yeah.

Speaker 2 (07:45):
I'm gonna be that ninja in a BMW.

Speaker 1 (07:49):
I three three. Save save, save your money, say man,
hold on, I'm saving my money for who. Huh, I'm
saying even my money for who? A rainy day, A
rainy day. You don't know what might happen, You don't
know what emergency might occur, family might need you, just something.
I know you're making a grip. I know you're making

(08:09):
a grip right now. You never know what might happen.
Hold on, I'm prepared for a rainy day. Okay, I'm prepared.
Keep keep preparing. Because God said, can I can? I
can I give another scripture? You know I ain't gonna
take it there. I don't preach nothing to night. I
don't preach nothing to night.

Speaker 2 (08:28):
Wait.

Speaker 1 (08:28):
Hold on, she an'tswer.

Speaker 2 (08:30):
Hold on, hold on, I look at you now. She
ain't out at all.

Speaker 1 (08:34):
I just thought about something because it just hitting him, like,
wait a minute, it's twelve. Now she just answer.

Speaker 2 (08:44):
Sheds.

Speaker 1 (08:45):
Hold on, God name, you don't don't play me now.
If I had to do it again, my dieting, nutrition
wouldn't change the same thing. I when I was in
high school and through college. I ate while I was
in the NFL. The way I trained you already know
still to day, I'm a mad man. I'm a mad man.
I gotta be doing something. I got I gotta be moving,

(09:07):
I gotta be doing something. And I played a very
long time. I had no injuries. I had no injuries.
So when when Marvin Lewis appointed a nutritionist to the
end to our team, I had no There was no
reason for me to break what I was already doing
because there was nothing wrong with there was nothing to fix.
There was nothing to fix, And I think I was

(09:27):
very fortunate. I might be one of the most fortunate
NFL players to ever play, to play an entire career
and having no injuries outside of a dislocated dislocated pinky,
you know, a little a little nick here, a little
nick there, but nothing major will would cost me to
miss any time. Therefore, when it comes to nutrition and
to talk about taking care of your body, it's like,
to me, it's just everybody's different. Everybody's body is different,

(09:49):
so it's hard for me to compare. I can't say
anything about Lebron, I can't say anything about Kalais Campbell
or any other players that take care of everybody and
having to spend money on it. To me, I think
it's a mind thing. It's a mind thing. Up. I
trained hard. I getting the cold tub, I getting hot tub.
I never got massages. I don't want nobody touching me,
don't I never got massages.

Speaker 2 (10:07):
And that well, obviously believe you believe the cold tub
got had something to do with it, or you wouldn't
have got in it.

Speaker 1 (10:11):
Oh No, because I just I saw everybody else doing it,
so I just wanted to follow what everybody else was
doing at TJ.

Speaker 2 (10:16):
Okay, I promise you you did that. Okay, you did
that once or twice. You did that throughout your career.

Speaker 1 (10:22):
Yeah, because T TJ, TJ, Whosh Mazata and Carson Palmer
told me you should get in the cold tub. You
run yourself ragged. You're running, dude. Listen, let me tell
you how I practice this is. I was, I was
a I want to say that word. I want to
say to our word. I was ridiculous. I did a
scout team. I went off, I did kickoff. I used
to I used to play the gunner. This is in practice,

(10:42):
just to get me in rhythm, getting preparing for a
game too. T O's with us in twenty ten. Teo
pulled me to the side and said, man, what the
hell are you doing? What are you doing? I'm taking
all the goddamn snap. I said, this is how I
always get ready for Sundays. He said, man, you running
yourself ragged. Man, you're gonna be tired when the games come.
I say, t this is the way I practiced it,

(11:04):
and I'm used to it, so that was one of
that was one of the George that having tea there
and having to show me how to manage my body
and minimize some of the work that I was putting
in during the week. But that's all that I knew,
and I think that's one of the reasons why I
never got hurt. I put my body through the ringer
constantly to where you know what. When it was time
to play and time to get hit and take those hits,

(11:25):
I just get right up and keep on going.

Speaker 2 (11:27):
What if you're getting in the hyperbaric chamber? What if
you're eating right? Instead of having seven thousand yards, you
had fourteen thousand, and instead of having sixty sixty touchdowns,
you had ninety.

Speaker 1 (11:36):
How how I just told you I never got hurt.
I didn't miss any time. So with the widows number
them come from Madden.

Speaker 2 (11:43):
No, no, maybe instead of and maybe instead of that,
maybe you break a tackle. Instead of having a fifteen
yard game, you get a thirty yard game.

Speaker 1 (11:51):
I never got tackled by the first man man stopping.
You saw you saw what I did the raid. Don't
don't play me like that.

Speaker 2 (11:57):
No, I saw you.

Speaker 1 (11:58):
Listen, Noah, but listen. And another thing that I hate people. Oh,
I mean healthy. I mean healthy because it's gonna make
it gonna help me perform better. No, it's not. No,
it's not because how you perform is a skill set.
It's a skill set based on how hard you train
and what God has blessed you with. And you're putting
the two together, not the food saying, Oh, if I

(12:19):
eat salad and I eat healthy and I do all
this nutrition stuff, all of a sudden, I'm gonna be
Jerry Rice. No you're not. No, listen you good, You're not. No,
that's it.

Speaker 2 (12:30):
But I do I do believe, I mean, I mean,
but like you said, it's a mindset you don't believe,
see bingo. The fact that you don't believe it is
gonna help. It's not gonna help. There's a reason why
doctors tell you that that. There's a reason why doctors
tell you when you have surgery to keep a positive
mind right, right, But because the mind really controls the body.

(12:52):
So you're not gonna get the benefits out of it
because you're already going in with a negative mindset.

Speaker 1 (12:57):
Even if you're not going in with a niggaive mindset,
I'm using common God damn sense in logic telling me
what I put in my body is gonna help me perform?

Speaker 2 (13:04):
Why you so, but you will? I disagree. I disagree.
I disagree, God disagree.

Speaker 1 (13:12):
Either you're good at your craft or you're not. If
you tell me, if you're telling me, or I'm eating salace.
That means when I'm when somebody is in front of
me playing man and man, oh, I'm gonna be able
to get open and create separation.

Speaker 2 (13:22):
Because when I put in my body, so you have
you know you have a seed, but you have a single.
But see, here's the thing. I believe the guy that
trains hard has the better nutritional I think that helps.
I'm not saying that somebody else.

Speaker 1 (13:37):
To what in what area you get on the field.
It's based on your skill set. Your skill set. But
let me ask you a question.

Speaker 2 (13:45):
So why don't they put regular Why they don't put
regulated gas in pot performance cards if it didn't make
a difference.

Speaker 1 (13:54):
With the car? Analogis no, I'm just saying, so what's
your body?

Speaker 2 (13:57):
What's your body? Is your body not a machine? Yes
or no? It's my okay, So why why why you would.

Speaker 1 (14:05):
They They got, they got, they got, they got you
believing that ninety seven is the healthy ship. That's how
they that's how they that's how they fool you into
selling their product.

Speaker 2 (14:15):
Well, here's the thing to Ojo. What I did is
that I tried it for myself. Right See, yes I
could have like nah, I said, but let me see
and then I saw what it did.

Speaker 1 (14:27):
I sell mentally, that's what it did. I saw the
changes in my body. I saw the changes when I
when I made when I made the switch at ninety three,
I said, you know what, I'm gonna bring my own
food to work. I'm gonna start eating like this. I'm
gonna start training like this. I saw the benefits.

Speaker 2 (14:44):
Now, obviously, all these hyperbaric chambers and all this other
stuff that came around these physio guys that had these guys,
these personal trainers, there's a reason why. There's a reason why.

Speaker 1 (14:56):
Ocho oh, that's a money grab man. Can ask your question,
how many is you? I played fourteen? You ever been hurt?

Speaker 2 (15:03):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (15:03):
You had any surgeries? Yeah? You surgeries?

Speaker 2 (15:09):
I practiced. Fractured my eye socket, oh yeah, eye socket?

Speaker 1 (15:12):
Okay? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (15:14):
What else? Broke my collar bone?

Speaker 1 (15:17):
What else? Uh?

Speaker 2 (15:20):
Had scope on my ankle a couple of times.

Speaker 1 (15:23):
Oh your ankle, Oh your knees too. I ain't had
nothing wrong with me. Yeah see, I had right there
with them pretty boys. I was in the trenches. I
was in the trenches, and I played reckless the resume
and checked the film you.

Speaker 2 (15:39):
Outside the numbers, Bro, I saw you one time. I
saw you one time inside the hash and everybody saw
high ended.

Speaker 1 (15:46):
Listen, what era of football did I play in? A
f C North two thousand, Ravens, Steelers, Browns.

Speaker 2 (15:54):
Bro they had bro Bro, they had them rule, the
incidental figh that bro the rule.

Speaker 1 (16:01):
Stop playing man? Why are you playing on the top
like that? McDonald's my whole career, no injuries, nothing.

Speaker 2 (16:09):
To think about. What you could have been?

Speaker 1 (16:12):
I was that. I was him?

Speaker 2 (16:14):
What you could have been?

Speaker 1 (16:15):
I was? I was him.

Speaker 2 (16:17):
If you notice that all the top, if you take
all the top end guys, you look at the guys
that played Jerry, look at Walter Payton, look at uh
Tom Brady, look at Jordan's, look at Kobe, look at Lebron,
look at all the high end guys. What did they do?

Speaker 1 (16:35):
Let me tell you something. Everybody trying to be like them,
You ain't gonna be nawing one of them. No, but
what if you could be a better version Jordan A McDonald's. Yeah,
I'm saying boat A McDonald's not not. Not. When he
was trained for the Olympics, the Olympics, I called Michael.
I call Michael right now. I called Michael when I

(16:56):
called Mike. Hold on, you want me call him? Don't
don't do that, Michael, Jordan ate eight McDonald's talk to
me now, oh checking me nuggets o cho.

Speaker 2 (17:05):
You could eat anything in moderation and listen.

Speaker 1 (17:08):
Why why why do we continue to use the highest
of iconic athletes as examples? Is beyond me because nobody
is finna be like that?

Speaker 2 (17:16):
Is that what you say? Let me ask you a question.
Do you take anything? Do you take financial advice from
anybody that ain't got money? Yes? No, you listened to
the Eli Musk, you the guys that built businesses.

Speaker 1 (17:27):
I don't take financial advice from nobody but myself. That's
why I still got all my goddamn money. Period. Now
listen to me. I did it. I did it with
no injury, So you're not gonna tell me the way
I did it don't work because it worked because you
had thirty you had thirty seven Surgerys and I ain't
had nw o cho Yes.

Speaker 2 (17:45):
Sir, so what if the difference? But think about it,
no difference, Think about it. How many seventh round picks
and after the merger made it to the Hall of Fame?

Speaker 1 (17:56):
Whoa? How many?

Speaker 2 (17:58):
You give me a second? How many seventh round picks? Yeah?
Become on to begin be an all pro and go
to eight pro bowls? How many can you finish?

Speaker 1 (18:08):
Can I finish? Can I go? How many young kids
out of Liberty City beat the odds and then end
up dead or in jail from selling the dope? Let
me finish, you let me finish, Let me finish, Let
me finish. How many from kids from Liberty City made
it to the NFL and was a full time All pro,
six time pro bowler, name cemented, legacy, cemented name in

(18:33):
the stadium. How many? I ain't got no yellow jacket,
but I made my own? Oh fishing? How many?

Speaker 2 (18:40):
How many people? How many people live in Liberty City?
How many people? What do you say the population of
Liberty City is now?

Speaker 1 (18:45):
Back then? By I'm talking about in the eighties when
it was a war zone. And there's the war zone.
I'm doing it during the Dark Era?

Speaker 2 (18:52):
How many? How many people you think Libery Liberty City,
Liberty City? I'm not sure fifteen thirty. I wouldn't even
say here thought nobody because I don't know. I'm just
being honest. I don't I don't want to play that game.
I don't know, honestly. Well, gl where I grew up
at it was thirty five hundred people. What's the likelihood
of you getting two out of thirty five hundred?

Speaker 1 (19:11):
What's the likelihood of me even surviving and getting the
opportunity to even play? Ojo?

Speaker 2 (19:16):
So let me ask your question. Are there any other
players that came out of Liberty City that play in
the NFL?

Speaker 1 (19:22):
Yeah, it's it's a few right now. So it's just
time to do you understand what Liberty CD I came
out of. Yes, No, you don't. Yes, oo, eighties nineties
Liberty City. It was ugly, Yes, I was ugly, Ojo.
My chances of getting out was this, oh?

Speaker 2 (19:42):
Yes, Okay, the odds, Yes, the odds were stacked against you.

Speaker 1 (19:48):
Way against Yes, but you beat the odds.

Speaker 2 (19:53):
Now, just imagine, look like I said, in your mind,
you don't believe no, that nutrition proper you know, massage,
physio all that. You don't believe it worked. We've done
a pole, we got over two thousand games, eighty believe
that nutrition matters.

Speaker 1 (20:15):
What are eighty three percent who they play for?

Speaker 2 (20:19):
See? Hold on, now you're doing the argument. Now you're
doing Now you're trying to invalidate people because they didn't
play for it.

Speaker 1 (20:25):
No, no, because they they would if you didn't play
the game, and you think nutrition matters. Yeah, what are
you using the What are you using as the fact
that nutrition works? What they gonna say, Oh, twenty three
hundred Lebron did it? No? Yo, ain't you You're never
gonna be those individuals that they are once in a lifetime.

Speaker 2 (20:44):
Let me ask you a question. Are there more Are
there more athletes like you that eat whatever they want
that don't believe or they are more athletes.

Speaker 1 (20:50):
That I can guarantee you they are more athletes like
me than it is they eat that eat that eat healthy.
And I can guarantee you that, especially in today's game,
I can guarantee you that I disagree.

Speaker 2 (20:59):
Let's be let's I disagree that because because you see
I disagree, I don't know how we call it.

Speaker 1 (21:08):
Can ask your question why do you think why do
you think the injuries a up higher? Why you think
the injuries are more significant now than as opposed to before?

Speaker 2 (21:15):
Because you let me tell you?

Speaker 1 (21:17):
Can I tell you why?

Speaker 2 (21:18):
Please?

Speaker 1 (21:18):
Please real quick? I love you to death. The injuries
are up higher because they eating all this motherfucking healthy shit.
You play a barbaric sport. You play a barbaric sport,
running one hundred miles an hour, running into each other,
but you eat like a goddamn rabbit, and you expect
to survive a seventeen games even season. But you, like
goddamn rabbit, it ain't gonna work. Something has to give,

(21:42):
you know, it's giving your fucking body and his ligaments.

Speaker 2 (21:45):
I believe, I believe a reason why the injuries. I
believe the guys are getting bigger, stronger, and faster. But
I also believe that the guys don't put their bodies
through the riggers. They don't practice hitting during the course
of the week like we once did. And so now
you're asking a car that hasn't been driven at one
hundred miles of hours during the week, that says, you

(22:06):
know what, on Sunday, go one hundred miles an hour
without being warmed up. That is my belief. There's no
way to definitively determine it. But do you believe the
guys are bigger, strong, and faster? Yes? Do you believe
the guys in the NFL are bigger, stronger and faster
than they were in the fifties and the sixties and
the seventies. Do you believe guys are getting bigger, strong
and faster. Yeah, they are. Okay, so that means so

(22:30):
that means the coll So hold on, let me ask
you a question. So that means collisions.

Speaker 1 (22:35):
Because you can't even hit no goddamn body today. You
can't even hear nobody today. You can't even hit no
god damn by today.

Speaker 2 (22:40):
Don't do that. You just you can hit them.

Speaker 1 (22:43):
Kareem jack Kareem Jackson just got suspended four games for
playing football the way we did in the two thousands.

Speaker 2 (22:48):
But hold on, can't even hit nobody no more. You
can hit them, it's just a penalty now. And we
understand that they're trying to make the game, and we
understand with the lawsuits, with the CTEs and things of
that nature. We understand, yes, yes, But all I know
is that we got twenty nine hundred votes, and uh,

(23:08):
eighty three percent says yes, nutrition plays the role.

Speaker 1 (23:11):
They don't know what they talk about because the ain't
none of that eighty three percent could cover me. Ain't
none of eighty three penci coming me and I'm out
there on two cheeseburgers. And what you're gonna do with me? Nothing?

Speaker 2 (23:20):
No, we got three thousand boats. Oh Joe, what.

Speaker 1 (23:26):
They lie?

Speaker 2 (23:27):
They what I was able to do right now?

Speaker 1 (23:28):
But you talk Wait a minute, let me come up
with you.

Speaker 2 (23:30):
What you talking about? Oh Joe? You a stick figure?
You stick you strong man? You talk about man?

Speaker 1 (23:38):
Ain't the only one you talk about? Talking about? Man?
You ain't the only one? Yeah, look yeah, look at
that you you laughing. This ain't no, it's two thirty.
What you talking about?

Speaker 2 (23:50):
Man? Look at thirty salad?

Speaker 1 (23:52):
What?

Speaker 2 (23:53):
Oh Joe? You you you ate it? You a buck?
You a buck sixty? You might be a buck sixty.

Speaker 1 (23:57):
And look at this man you talk about?

Speaker 2 (23:59):
Man?

Speaker 1 (23:59):
I just look like this man. You made me come up, man, man,
don't Joe you wild?

Speaker 2 (24:06):
Bro? You wild?

Speaker 1 (24:13):
I would have talked to y'all out y'all game anyway
before the game even started.

Speaker 2 (24:18):
You you real out of a profession talk for you know,
you don't.

Speaker 1 (24:21):
Talk more than I do. Not on the field, you
don't now you not you not finishing? Thank you out
talk to me? Not on that field. Don't do that.
Don't do your homework.

Speaker 2 (24:30):
Do your homework.

Speaker 1 (24:30):
Now, do your homework.

Speaker 2 (24:33):
I was getting. Let me ask you a question. How
many penalties did you how many penalties did you get?
Dbs taking shots all the time?

Speaker 1 (24:41):
What did you talking about? I did my trash talking
through the media on Wednesday, so boom already on Sunday
they ready to them. I said, I send the DB's gifts.
You ain't send no gifts. I send the secondary gifts.
What you're talking about?

Speaker 2 (24:56):
I forgive, I forgive me.

Speaker 1 (24:58):
I kept giving it to.

Speaker 2 (25:01):
I tell you waity, but check my rether but ain't.
Nobody didn't like.

Speaker 1 (25:04):
Your resume on VHS they could take a check mine
mine on YouTube?

Speaker 2 (25:08):
Hey down downloaded, downstream They they'll let you stream stuff.
Now you better go back and check. And the way he.

Speaker 1 (25:18):
Talked, I talk, I talk a good one too.

Speaker 2 (25:20):
I was talking before before before he got real sensitive
and just stuff that I was saying.

Speaker 1 (25:25):
You can't say they tripping. Now this this era we
in that is different, man, it's different. Unfortunate, It's unfortunate.

Speaker 2 (25:33):
Man. We had a great time. I love going live.
I love going live. Begore what we're doing.

Speaker 1 (25:38):
We're going, We're going, We're going, We're going.

Speaker 2 (25:41):
I'm about to go to bed. I don't know what
you now.

Speaker 1 (25:43):
I ain't where you could leave me on here. I'm
gonna talk to the people because I want to make
sure they understand some of the things that we've talked about,
some of the discrepancies that we didn't agree on. I
want to make sure they stay in tune and know
that I'm right.

Speaker 2 (25:56):
Who's number one? They say a trash talking list racked
me to feel greatest, trash talk up all the time.

Speaker 1 (26:02):
Number one. I'm definitely number one. And anybody that doesn't
say I'm number one, they lion, they like they probably
Johnny Ramday No, no, no, Johnny Ramdall stop playing. John
was funny, but man, nobody, no no but John John listen.
John John was a trip. Warren Sap was up there
to Johnny Rendall was eight me th Smith sweetie what

(26:24):
what what?

Speaker 2 (26:26):
Oh? Yes?

Speaker 1 (26:28):
Was malicious and he don't care. Man, smite, gonna talk
about your mom and he gonna fight with you.

Speaker 2 (26:34):
Smithy went on the field. Smitty went on the field.
Not that they came faster to fight. It didn't.

Speaker 1 (26:38):
He was, okay, faster, I love Smittye man, you know
we played that Santa Monica. We played together, Santa Monica
colleg Yeah, I know. Good dude, he said, you good.
Stop playing man.

Speaker 2 (26:51):
If it's a lie, though, but he went the uh,
he went the uh yeah.

Speaker 1 (27:03):
When he went to Uni Union Union University. Then he
went to Santa Manka. They went to Utah. Yeah, good,
oh Joe.

Speaker 2 (27:10):
They got you number eighteen many lie?

Speaker 1 (27:15):
You know what that that ain't listen? That is that
ain't number of propaganda. That ain't number of propaganda. Ain't
no listen. Ain't nobody, ain't nobody living on this earth
will say I'm not the number one trash talking that
ever played and the best entertainer they ever played. Team
you a lot? Okay, who tell a lot? Okare? Who
tell you? Line? You lining right now? Put put that

(27:37):
on Jango, Put that on Janle. I'm eighteen. What's that
your fant Somebody lying that ain't the devil. That's the
devil work. That's that's the devil work. I don't know
the people lying the only eighteen, the only eighteen. I

(28:01):
know it's aj Green, that's it.

Speaker 2 (28:04):
Peyton Manning with the first eighteen.

Speaker 1 (28:06):
Okay, that's a good one. That's a good that's a
good comeback. I'll come back.

Speaker 2 (28:11):
It's okay to hey, oh Joe, it's okay. I mean,
as we go along, are you going this? I never
never category.

Speaker 1 (28:19):
Listen you, you will never be able to out talk
me on the field. I am the greatest entertainer to
ever put on a pair of cleats ever ever. Okay,
but I'm just I don't care what the I don't
know who whoever made that? That wasn't that wasn't They
out of touch for me to even be eighteen. They
don't even need to be judging that type of ship. Huh.

(28:41):
Now you got me, Hort, I'm fucking I'm.

Speaker 2 (28:42):
Mad USA today.

Speaker 1 (28:44):
You know they don't know that. No, goddamn football, No,
they don't know what they know? That ain't propaganda propaganda.

Speaker 2 (28:54):
Go hey, I tell you what, go look up the
Monday night meltdown. That's all I'm gonna say. Monday night
you did? What's that?

Speaker 1 (29:02):
What's that?

Speaker 2 (29:03):
W about it?

Speaker 1 (29:04):
Read that WF read about it. I'm a professional talking now,
I'm a professional talker. And one thing when I talk,
and I walk it too, sometimes sometimes barefoot.

Speaker 2 (29:20):
I'm the lips barn Champ.

Speaker 1 (29:21):
I'm five hundred against who. Well you you five hundred
and one, now five hundred one.

Speaker 2 (29:28):
You better check, you better check to take.

Speaker 1 (29:32):
All? Right?

Speaker 2 (29:35):
Oh, listen, listen, oh Joe, I was talking before you
were what you talking about?

Speaker 1 (29:42):
Yeah, waver, I was listening. I was doing the trash
talking back in eighty three. Now, I just I just
happened to continue doing it once I got to the league.
This ain't nothing new. I've been doing that. I was
doing it before you did it.

Speaker 2 (29:52):
Oh Joe, Oh Joe, I was trash talking before you
were the fault.

Speaker 1 (29:57):
No, you ain't start talking to you. You ain't start
talking to you made it to the league. Better problem
just telling you. I know, I know, I know about
your background. About your background.

Speaker 2 (30:10):
Go back here. You born to Protestant I was.

Speaker 1 (30:12):
Born in sixty eight now, Jackson Memorial Hospital at three
fifty am.

Speaker 2 (30:15):
Don't do that now, you you bought a seven, ain't
seventy nine at the earliest. Go back and check the tape.
Third grade when I said, Johnny can't read. You better
check the tape with me. You better check the tape
with me. Don't tell you all.

Speaker 1 (30:31):
I am the greatest talker of all time. I'm the
greatest showman of all time. I am the greatest entertainer
of all time to put on a pair of clease.
And that's no disrespect that none of my brothers, that's
including you. You did your thing when you played, but
it wasn't like me.

Speaker 2 (30:43):
But you know what, okay, it ain't nothing to be.
I mean, hey, you might be the greatest talker of
all walking.

Speaker 1 (30:48):
I'm walking too now. Don't do that, don't I don't
just talk it. I'm walking too now, don't don't do that.
Stay with me, okay, okay, I mean you a six
time problem. It should have been seven, matter of fact,
have been eight. Shit, it could have been nine, it could.

Speaker 2 (31:03):
Have been ten.

Speaker 1 (31:04):
But you know what, it's all good because I'm still him.
I liked that. I was a good one right there.
I should have been a raffer.

Speaker 2 (31:18):
I went, I got a dog and the dog was
from overseas. And here's the thing, oh, Joe.

Speaker 1 (31:25):
So you put a dog from overseas?

Speaker 2 (31:27):
I did because the dog was beautiful, and I wanted
I wanted one to look like this, and uh I
named it, you know, I called him teddy. We called
him teddy Bear because he looks like a teddy bear,
a child child. No, he's a palm. He's a Pomeranian.

Speaker 1 (31:41):
You went way overseas and get the Pomerania. I could
have got one from from my home by the lady
city the lady.

Speaker 2 (31:47):
The lady brought him from overseas. Yes, he came out
of a country. So I had to just what I
had to do. I had to pay a lady to
leave her country, fly to another country, pick the dog up,
fly in La, dropped the dog off just long enough,
and then get back. So what happened was and I
didn't I didn't tell anybody. Only only like a handful

(32:09):
of people knew I was actually getting the dog as
an executive assistant, my sister. That was it. Nobody else
knew I was getting a dog. I didn't tell anybody.
So I'm on, I'm in the international side, So I'm
responding the way I look at it, I'm responsible for
this lady until she gets back through security. So the

(32:29):
dog cost me a lot of money because not only
did I have to pay for the dogs?

Speaker 1 (32:34):
Yeah? How much? How much the dog costs?

Speaker 2 (32:39):
Ten?

Speaker 1 (32:42):
Ten?

Speaker 2 (32:42):
What bands?

Speaker 1 (32:46):
Ten? Man? What bands mean? Yeah? I mean I don't
know a band when I put it to you like this,
it's a rack.

Speaker 4 (32:54):
You know.

Speaker 1 (32:55):
A band is a thousand, A rack is ten thousand,
So it cost a rack. Now you paid to thousand
for a dog.

Speaker 2 (33:01):
Yeah, ten thousand American dollars America.

Speaker 1 (33:05):
Come on, man, unk Macca, have got your palm out
the city man for three hundred? No, hell no, I'm
trying to I'm trying to help me wrap my head
around this man. You know, I I'm really really very
conscious on on on my financial decision. I'm trying to
understand you paying ten thousand for a dog? You feel me?

(33:25):
And you still gotta get shots, right, yes, and you
gotta you know, you gotta go to the doctor. You
gotta you gotta, you gotta feed him. You gotta get
food for him, yetta.

Speaker 2 (33:34):
Yeah, all of the dog is going to live longer
before it's going to cost you more with building food.

Speaker 1 (33:39):
But yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm just trying to understand the
thought process on on what everything you have going on
and and and adding and added it added expense on
top of what you already have going on in life.
I just don't think that was a wise decision. It
was ten thousand dollars for a dog. You could have
went to the Humane Society and adopted a dog for

(34:01):
fifty to one hundred dollars. Yeah, ten thousand for a dog.
Like let's think about that. I do and I need
I need us, I need us from this point on.
Being that now we are, we are a pair, you
need to run things by me before you make those
type of decisions. For you paying that kind of money
for anything you want, it'd be best to let me

(34:24):
know before you make any any injust purchases like that.

Speaker 2 (34:30):
Again, I've had a dog. I've had a dog every year,
a pet. I shouldn't say a dog a pet. A
dog is something that. But I've had a pet every
year since nineteen ninety two. The one thing that my
financial people never questioned me about this is God, this

(34:57):
it's cheddy bear.

Speaker 1 (34:58):
Hey him, he don't talk? Can he do it? Can
he do a trick? For ten thousand dollars? That motherfucker
had to be able to do something? Tell met it up?

Speaker 2 (35:11):
O jo o joe. I remember when I when I
first when I first got out, when I first moved
out here, yes, sir, I left the dog and my
significant other than Atlanta. So that was twenty sixteen, and
so I would go home once once a month. She
would come out here once a month. And I just
got to the point I was like, look, quit your job,

(35:35):
move out here. If you can't find if you can't
find another, if you can't find another job, I got you.

Speaker 1 (35:41):
Damn Okay. I like it.

Speaker 2 (35:44):
Her job was able to transfer her and she was
able to get out here. But so she got out
here and the dogs didn't come immediately. I had to
go back and get the dogs, but they wouldn't let me.
I had a I had a big dog at the time.
Talk wait, what kind of know you got? I gotta
I got a I had a bull master and dead
of summer. So they wanted to fly. They wanted to

(36:06):
fly from Atlanta to Detroit, Detroit to Texas on the
l A. I was like, oh no, So I rented
a private jet to go get me, and the dogs
were flowing the private jet. Me and three dogs.

Speaker 1 (36:21):
Boy you got money, Boy, you got money? Teddy, Teddy,
can he do a trick? See if you get see
if you stand up, he said.

Speaker 2 (36:30):
He said. My trick is this right here, said adorable Teddy.
He said, first of all, he like daddy is my bedtime?
He say, And Jordan, he came and woke me up
out of my bed, he said.

Speaker 1 (36:43):
Ten ten thousand, Oh, Joe.

Speaker 2 (36:46):
The one thing my financial guys, my financial people never
questioned me about. If I say I'm gonna get a dog, yeah,
he says, Okay, that's the only thing.

Speaker 1 (36:58):
You need it.

Speaker 2 (36:59):
When I say, when I say I need to do
something for my kids, I do something for my family.

Speaker 1 (37:03):
The kid, yeah, the kid yeah. But when it comes
to the dogs. Mm hmmm mm hmmmm. You know what
I think. Uh, I'm gonna submit my resume to be
a financial advisor from this point for Ojo Private Jet
Ocho ten thousand dollar dog.

Speaker 2 (37:23):
I work because I want to, not because I have to.
Mm hmm.

Speaker 1 (37:27):
Well we we we we in the same exactly. Oo Oo.

Speaker 2 (37:33):
I am not. I am not gonna work the hardest
and enjoy the least of my money, right. What sense
did that think about?

Speaker 1 (37:40):
What you said?

Speaker 2 (37:41):
What you're asking me to do, Shannon, develop all these shows, Shannon,
You've had both here for replaced. You had a fraction
of eye socket, a dislocated elbow, a broken collar bone,
knee surgeons on both knees and both ankles, and you yes,
and so now and I'm working. I work Monday too.
I worked Sunday, Monday, twice on Monday, Tuesday and Thursdays.

(38:06):
And you said, well, you know what, Shannon, you're making
you do? You do okay for yourself. But nah, Shannon,
don't don't. Don't spend no money, don't enjoy yourself. Okay.
See where you go on vacation, my dogs, that's my vacation.
That's my enjoyment. Okay. You bought your reil that you

(38:27):
bought youail, that burking bag. See, I bought myself a
I bought myself a Pomerania. You bought rail a new car.
I went and bought myself a Barbo. We got different things.
We like different things, don't Joe.

Speaker 1 (38:45):
That's two different dynamics altogether, ten thousand dollars for a dog,
for a dog.

Speaker 2 (38:50):
See, only only a person that owns a pet could
possibly understand some things. And you know what, I lost
the dog and I did a Facebook I did a
Facebook story. Some things can only be seen through the
eyes that are cried.

Speaker 1 (39:06):
I understand what you're saying, but ten thousand dollars, it's
still ten thousand dollars when they're dogs that need to
be their dogs that need to be rescued.

Speaker 2 (39:14):
Mask the question.

Speaker 1 (39:14):
They got beautiful dogs all over the place.

Speaker 2 (39:16):
When you bought, when you bought, when you when you
bought real that car? Did it come with a driver?

Speaker 1 (39:24):
Which car? The maybox?

Speaker 2 (39:25):
Yeah? You did it come with a driver?

Speaker 1 (39:27):
Nah, she's the driver, not me.

Speaker 2 (39:31):
Exactly. When you buy those expensive persons, do it come
with money inside of it? No?

Speaker 1 (39:37):
She put on in that though?

Speaker 2 (39:38):
No, no, no, but you bought them. You see, we
just spend our moneys on different things.

Speaker 1 (39:45):
Oh Joe, And that's different though, No, it's not different.
I'm trying. I'm trying. I'm trying to help you. You
got to understand that's an investment. With that when you
see me buying stuff, that's.

Speaker 2 (39:54):
What is not an investment.

Speaker 1 (39:56):
A car. The person I'm investing and is the investment.
Stay with me, now, what you think the person I'm
investing in is the investment.

Speaker 2 (40:08):
I'm investing in the dogs because I'm investing in my happiness.
You see your happiness is one place. My happiness is
another place.

Speaker 1 (40:16):
This is not, this is not this is not what
we're gonna do. You can't allow and put that kind
of pressure on the dog to make you happy. That
happiness comfort within that.

Speaker 2 (40:27):
I know, but I'm saying, listen, happen is not something
that you find. Happiness is something that you create. Yeah,
I've created happiness through my You just said, you just
said it was a different kind of happiness buying the
conference rail or buying the bags. I said that.

Speaker 1 (40:45):
I said it was an investment, okay, And I'm getting
the return on that investment.

Speaker 2 (40:49):
I'm getting the return on mine. You don't think, you
don't a lot of times, O Yo, what you think
you don't think? When I come home and to see
and hear all those as soon as I click the
click the lama our car, or they hear me back
up and close the door and they start barking. And
when I get to the door, I got three three
right there in the door to greet me.

Speaker 1 (41:08):
Okay, I'm listen. I'm I'm gonna let you slide with
this one. But still ten thousand dollars American.

Speaker 2 (41:17):
Oh Joe, think about what you do with your time.
You spend your time playing video games? Yes, I'll spend
my time developing shows to put on television. Now, who's
doing what I'm spending my time? I'm spending my time
trying to make money. So how much money you making
playing video games?

Speaker 1 (41:32):
My money, My money is making Wait, hold on, stay
with me. Now, I own three mcdonllar franchises.

Speaker 2 (41:38):
I'm asking you money.

Speaker 1 (41:40):
Why money's making money?

Speaker 2 (41:41):
Why are you playing video games?

Speaker 1 (41:43):
I make money on Twitch?

Speaker 2 (41:46):
So what you think you're doing right now? What we
doing right now?

Speaker 1 (41:48):
We're making money? Okay, then we make money?

Speaker 2 (41:52):
Okay, So how do you how do you think I
came with this idea? What you thought I was doing?

Speaker 1 (41:58):
You're right, You're right. Hey listen, let me tell you
how you picked the right one too. Now you flying private?
Do you know how much it costs a fly private? Man? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (42:14):
Do you know how?

Speaker 1 (42:16):
Yeah? I know how hard you work. I know how hard.
But come on, let me fly with me somewhere. Let
me fly with me on Spirit real quick eighteen E.

Speaker 2 (42:27):
Let me ask you a question, o Jo, I'm sure
unfortunately there have been some people that passed in your family.
You're going to you know, homegoing.

Speaker 1 (42:37):
Services, Mama and grandma. Yeah, yeah, was.

Speaker 2 (42:40):
There a breaks truck in any part of that procession? Now?
Was there a U haul in any of that procession?
So she ain't nobody took nothing with them?

Speaker 1 (42:52):
M hm.

Speaker 2 (42:53):
Now you leave everything? What you think your kid is
gonna do you think your kid's gonna be as frugal
and it's thrifty and as miserly as you?

Speaker 1 (43:02):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (43:02):
Now you made up. You made all that money?

Speaker 1 (43:04):
Now you that you I would hope so because hope.

Speaker 2 (43:09):
See see it again, you see what you said?

Speaker 1 (43:11):
You oh you're saying. Listen, let me tell you something.
That's a few that's a female's name. I don't know
nothing about the hope. I went to school with a
girl named Hopeworkings. Listen, Shannon, what percentage of us go
broke two years after we finished playing?

Speaker 2 (43:25):
What percent that's that's if you, oh, probably eighty seven
percent if I'm not.

Speaker 1 (43:29):
Eighty seven percent of us go broke after we got playing?

Speaker 2 (43:31):
Yes, but see that's when you got you got three
houses full cars, and you got four people on college funds.

Speaker 1 (43:39):
That's not your kid. You know what I'm talking about.
I know what you're talking about. But even still I
got four hundred eleven kids. I'm still doing well, very well,
for sure, very very very well. Twelve electric as you
moved from the game of football.

Speaker 2 (43:58):
You know what I e I eat a certain way,
but I treat myself occasionally. I'll eat some cookies, I
have a I have some chicken, I have a burger.

Speaker 1 (44:08):
Okay.

Speaker 2 (44:08):
So if I want to work as hard as I've
been working, say you know what I'm gonna go. I
wasn't gonna be able to make the game on time, right,
I promised time. When I came out here and interviewed
him in December, I say, I'll be here for your
first game, Yes, sir see. I don't make promises because
promises are like pot crust thing and easily broken. I

(44:30):
make commitments. I committed to that man that I was
gonna come see his first own game. Right, I'm coming.
I'm coming.

Speaker 1 (44:40):
I don't mean to be in your personal business. I
just in case, in case for me. If I want
to say, I want to dibble in mustache and I
want to, you know, take the kids somewhere ravaget, you know,
we go on vacation or something. What's that gonna run
me buy?

Speaker 2 (44:56):
How much?

Speaker 1 (44:57):
What's that gonna run.

Speaker 2 (44:57):
It all depends, it all depends on how big the
jet is. How far are you going?

Speaker 1 (45:01):
Okay, let's see, I need a big one because you know.

Speaker 2 (45:07):
Right, So you want you want a G you want
a G five G six. So you're talking about fifteen
twenty five hour? Whoa, whoa, whoaa?

Speaker 1 (45:17):
Rewind fifteen to twenty thousand an hour an hour?

Speaker 2 (45:20):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (45:23):
Oh na, man, shit, oh my bad, my bad. No, man,
fifteen two thousand an hour. So if I got to
fly to LA and La is that's a four hour
five I gotta pay forty I gotta pay fifty grand
more than yeah, more than that problem. Come on, man,
come stop playing. Man, listen, listen. I fly.

Speaker 2 (45:44):
I have to do.

Speaker 1 (45:45):
I have to work. I have to work and fly
and travel. Every Monday. I gotta go to Jersey, right,
you gotta go to Jersey. Wait right down the street.

Speaker 2 (45:52):
Two hour flight.

Speaker 1 (45:53):
I get Spirit Airlines, ticket eighty dollars round trip. I
get from point eighty point b yes, as fast, just
as quick as you you and you you're in colord
don't want to but it is you get that did
get the extra row?

Speaker 2 (46:07):
You get the extra you ain't had no baiting. You
saw your boy laying down eating breakfast and breakfast at
thirty thousand.

Speaker 1 (46:15):
Hey, but listen, listen, tell let me tell you what
I could do. I can stop at the drive through
and get breakfast before I get on that flight. No,
and sleep at thirty thousand.

Speaker 2 (46:25):
Oh Joe, Look, I'm not I'm not wasteful. I'm not wasted.
I'm not waitful with my money. O yo, Okay, I
got I got two repaired helps, I got two artificial helps.
Wait official eye suck. Yeah, I got my heal both
my hell replaced.

Speaker 1 (46:40):
Wait one question, one question? Both of your here replaced.
I messed up. Did you eat health? Did you eat
healthy while you was playing?

Speaker 2 (46:47):
Man? Did we're not doing I'm just I'm sassy.

Speaker 1 (46:50):
I'm saddy. When you when when you was in the NFL?
Did you eat healthy while you were playing? I'm just
asking a question, yes, okay, okay, all right, all right.
I'm not saying they had anything to do with you
hit replacements. I'm just asking if you ate healthy or not.
But okay, go ahead.

Speaker 2 (47:04):
I mean, so what you what you were trying to say?
What you're trying to get I was just.

Speaker 1 (47:07):
Trying to say I was just trying to say I played.
I played for a long time.

Speaker 2 (47:10):
I played.

Speaker 1 (47:11):
You did.

Speaker 2 (47:11):
You didn't play long with me. You didn't play longer
than me.

Speaker 1 (47:14):
I played long. I played. I played twelve. I played
twelve twelve. I played twelve with no injuries, not one.
Well I messed up my pinky, Look at my pinky.
I can't I can't play.

Speaker 2 (47:26):
I played, I got fourteen fourteen.

Speaker 1 (47:32):
Well you know what. You ain't playing the trenches like
I did, though, you better stop.

Speaker 2 (47:36):
I was a tighty year you you ever been on
one special team?

Speaker 1 (47:40):
Who? I played special teams until my fourth year of
the league. What you're talking about? I was twelve.

Speaker 2 (47:45):
I was a gunner.

Speaker 1 (47:47):
So is that?

Speaker 2 (47:49):
And I was an AL three on the kickoff kick return.

Speaker 1 (47:54):
I was in the punt punt return I was. I
was a kicker. I was a backup kicker. What you're saying,
you ain't only you ain't only special, seem.

Speaker 2 (48:00):
Dude like I do it all. Did you did you
see what? Did you see what that pointer did in Buffalo?
Did you see what he did?

Speaker 1 (48:06):
Exactly?

Speaker 2 (48:07):
So you say when you say you were a kickout,
I don't play that, No, TENSI don't do that.

Speaker 1 (48:12):
Don't do that because I play safety. I play safety
in high school. Don't do that.

Speaker 2 (48:15):
Don't do that, my goodness, don't everybody played. Everybody with
played both sides of the football.

Speaker 1 (48:20):
And this this, this is the funny thing some a
lot of people don't know. This is something a lot
of people don't know, and I want to share the story. Obviously,
I went to Oregon State. I played with t J.
Hus Mazzada as a receiver, my quarterback with Jonathan Smith,
who now is the head coach at Ogon State. The
funny thing is I was supposed to be a defensive
back going into the draft. I was supposed to be
a defensive back. I went to Oregon State to play DV.

(48:41):
Listen to me, let me finish.

Speaker 2 (48:42):
I listen.

Speaker 1 (48:43):
I lie for you before I lie to you. But
I get drafted by the Bengals. I tell mister Brown,
mister Brown, I really don't want to play receiver.

Speaker 2 (48:50):
I want.

Speaker 1 (48:50):
My dream is to always be an NFL DV because
I want to be like Prime.

Speaker 2 (48:54):
I want to be like Prime.

Speaker 1 (48:55):
But the DV room was too crowded. The DV room
was too crowded, and it moved me to receiver. You
ain't even know that.

Speaker 2 (49:01):
Oh Joe, you won't yet nobody, Oh you won't.

Speaker 1 (49:05):
I won't. They said the same thing about Prime. They
said the same thing about Prime, and he gonna hit nobody,
he gonna hear the one thing about it? Why locked
down one side of the field. Huh?

Speaker 2 (49:17):
Why does everybody when they talk about they go to
the highest man. I was like Prime, or I was
like Lebron Or I was like King Griffy JUDI. Why
y'all just can't go to a marginal.

Speaker 1 (49:28):
Player because I'm nothing about me marginal, nothing about me, marginal,
only margin.

Speaker 2 (49:33):
I know it's butter.

Speaker 1 (49:35):
I ain't the one and I'm not the two.

Speaker 2 (49:37):
I'm just telling you.

Speaker 1 (49:38):
Look at my check, my check, my resume, check my status.
In high school, I had, I had, I had. I
had twenty two picks one year. Nobody ever done that
before in South Florida, Daye County legend. Man, I'm from literally, you.

Speaker 2 (49:52):
Had twenty two fantasy picks. That's what you had.

Speaker 1 (49:56):
Never that, never that, Oh Joe, you play you were
the wide receiver you were? I had it. I was
a defensive back at first. I was forced to move
to wide receiver. Is what I'm trying to tell you
I was a better defensive band.

Speaker 2 (50:12):
What forced you to move there is because you wouldn't
hit anybody.

Speaker 1 (50:16):
No, that is not what It was the fact that
the dB room with the Bengals it was too crowded.

Speaker 2 (50:20):
It was you didn't You didn't play dB at Oregon State.

Speaker 1 (50:23):
Yes I did. I played both ways. I would Travis
Hunter before Travis Hunter. What did you talking about? I
was dion. I did all that, man, I do with that.

Speaker 2 (50:35):
Yeah, y'are Warwick? No beyond whom a man? Hey?

Speaker 1 (50:45):
At Liberty City listen, Liberty City Optimists, I played both ways.
I played receiver, I played dB, I played quarterback and
I played center. I did it all put their feet
on you? Yeah, I like, yeah, but I like I
like what real ain't No, ain't I don't know who
people is. I like when real put her feet them

(51:07):
pretty and god damn pretty. Oh yeah, you.

Speaker 2 (51:15):
Don't like women feet, You better let them sitting Coco
butter for about three hours.

Speaker 1 (51:19):
Nah, I ain't got to do that, man, Listen. Ain't
nothing like you know, you don't be like when you
you don't suck never, No, man, you know this is
a kid friendly. It's a kid Friendly Show, Kid Friendly show.

Speaker 4 (51:32):
You better have some pig feet or some chicken feet.
The only thing I was sucking older, going to feet,
you know, you know, suck on the toe. Come on, man,
come on, old yo.

Speaker 1 (51:44):
Wait, listen to me.

Speaker 2 (51:45):
Oh what we doing here?

Speaker 1 (51:47):
Listen? Listen, stay with me that baby, don't don't do that.
Don't do that. Listen. I need you to live a
little bit, man. Get you, get you some crushed ice, right,
get you some crushed ice, crushed ice, and you take
that foot. You start with the pinky toe, and make
sure you got a nail on it, though, make sure
you got a nail on it. You start with a
pinky toe, and you and you work away over man,
It's like it's like playing the flue. Baby, it's like

(52:09):
playing the flue. Come on now, yeah, man, Now I
like a good old pig you know, more pig feet. Yeah,
I like you. Now.

Speaker 2 (52:19):
I like pinky too.

Speaker 1 (52:20):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (52:21):
I used to get them pongs and put that thing
on my wife's play out. Yeah, chicken feet. My grandma
used to make chicken feet. Yeah. That's about it, though, Joe,
I ain't gonna even watch it, you man, man, listen.

Speaker 1 (52:32):
I'm I'm gonnaee. I'm gonna seeing in a book. Man,
I'm gotta I got a book for you. Oo Oo,
I only lied to yoo. If if I some toes oo,
we get married tomorrow. Ah, we marry tomorrow.

Speaker 2 (52:46):
You know.

Speaker 1 (52:46):
It's it's hey, listen, let me tell you. Stay with me. Now,
it's a set of tools that just donates. You find
it all of too.

Speaker 2 (52:59):
Oh Jack, I ain't you know, Joe, I ain't.

Speaker 1 (53:03):
No, I ain't no, I ain't really no, No, you know,
I you know, I mean, I like looking, I like
for pretty feet and something like that. But it's a
lot of things. It's a lot of things you not.
It's a lot of things you haven't done. Yeah, Hey,
that's that's that's okay. That's what I don't know, Joe.
I don't know Joe about the toes now. I mean,
I you know, behind closed door, it's all considered making love.

(53:25):
But I mean, I got I mean, but what we
draw the line, Joe? What we stopping? Oh boy, I'm
from Liberty City. Baby. We don't join no lines. We
don't well we all we don't join no line. We
don't join no line. Now, I gotta put this car
park and get up out of here. I gotta party.
I gotta let you go down the road by you.

(53:45):
I gotta let you go yourself.

Speaker 2 (53:48):
You go in Joe this bar.

Speaker 1 (53:53):
Hey, we got to get you all these goddamn training
wheels by Joe. You on training with you living on
training wheels. Man, I don't know what's so you speak?
You speed, you speed, I'm speeding, But I got my
seat belt on. Yeah, ma'am, I got my seat bet on.
Dang Joe, I guess, I guess I have a little slow.
Oh yo.

Speaker 2 (54:14):
We got twenty thousand people on this thing.

Speaker 1 (54:17):
Live what lie? I'll tell you what I love.

Speaker 2 (54:21):
You know what they do? Twin o, Joe, tell this out. Yes,
she got some. You gotta have some hot sauce or
something in the bag I got. I gotta springing some
of them to you.

Speaker 1 (54:33):
Not you know what? This is what I like about you.
This was like I threw something out there, right, You
threw it out, threw it out there, and you still
think about it.

Speaker 2 (54:41):
You know you know what?

Speaker 1 (54:42):
You know what that means. Since you still think about it,
I know you're gonna make it happen.

Speaker 2 (54:46):
Oh yo. You know you up been fishing and you
catch a little when you throw it back right right right,
you're talking about the told I got to throw it
back to you.

Speaker 1 (54:54):
No, no, trust me, you're gonna You're gonna, You're gonna
be You're gonna.

Speaker 2 (54:57):
Be all right.

Speaker 1 (54:58):
I'm trying. Man, Come on, man, that read tell you
by these the boy talk. Tell you man, that's something
you I'm telling you, man, them toes.

Speaker 2 (55:11):
I'm missing out.

Speaker 1 (55:12):
You're missing out, man, I'm telling you it's it's it's
it's another world that there. This lets me know there
are things that you haven't done or experience or explored.
And you need to act like Christopher Columbus with somebody.
Mh what what what you're doing?

Speaker 2 (55:33):
I call your mama?

Speaker 1 (55:39):
Well, well so about ain't talk about I ain't done?
How Hey, how you doing? How say I love you? How?

Speaker 2 (55:55):
Hilo?

Speaker 1 (55:57):
Kise? Uncle Shannon?

Speaker 2 (56:01):
Your daddy crazy?

Speaker 1 (56:04):
I'm sitting here telling about about you know, the ice,
the toes each that ain't no, ain't no secret because
I don't even know Victoria. That's what I'm saying. Real,
we got It's something y'all got to keep between y'all
for what how you think I got them? I don't
spend no money so it definitely ain't that.

Speaker 2 (56:24):
Yeah, y'all know you had told.

Speaker 1 (56:26):
Yeah, Man, I got I gotta I gotta do. I
gotta do all the extra stuff man, because it ain't ain't.
I ain't spending no bag, I ain't spending no checks.
It ain't no come up, no nothing. If you with me,
you actually liked me for.

Speaker 2 (56:39):
Me, well I need it. I need Can you deep
fried toes because you know we'll heat thing deep fried?

Speaker 1 (56:44):
You can't eat it, you can't. Just just try it
just one time. Get you some crushed ice, crushed ice,
crushed ice. Well you can chew bubble gum and walk right, Yeah,
all right. If you do things, if you do two
things that once, you're gonna be alright.

Speaker 2 (57:02):
Just try it. I'm gonna have to send another Tasha,
but Maryland and get to beat Why first, I need
to say, get them beata Tasha. Let it.

Speaker 1 (57:11):
Do my nails, manic call matter fact, do one better,
go on YouTube. I got a tutorial. You know I
do manicures and categorils. I don't. I don't. I don't
send her to nobody because I learned to do everything
myself to help me save money. Do her nails and
feed yourself. Now, next day you're gonna tell me you
be biting the toenails are no no no no no

(57:32):
no no no no no no, no I do. I
went to school for this. I took cosmetology class mm
hmm to be able to save myself some money so
all her up keeping her necessities. I learned how to
do it so I ain't got to spend no money.

Speaker 2 (57:47):
No I pay for that. I don't know.

Speaker 1 (57:50):
Well, I'm gonna save me a dollar, now you know that.

Speaker 2 (57:54):
Yeah, well, I'm gonna save my I'm gonna save my
month for somebody's feet. So you saved a dollar, I'm
saving my mouth.

Speaker 1 (58:00):
I'm telling you, you want to take them somewhere they
never been beforee you want to take them somewhere they
never been defhoone you got go to Bali?

Speaker 2 (58:09):
Can we go to Bali? Can we go to the mall? D.
I'm taking them somewhere they'd never been before.

Speaker 1 (58:14):
Nah, that's listening. It's saying everywhere, it's water, it's beaches everywhere,
not the mall. Yeah, it's listen. If I have no disrespect,
I enjoyed the trip. It was no different. I live
in Miami. Mall D's Miami saying, what's the guydamn difference?

Speaker 2 (58:31):
Ladies, ladies, would you rather have put We're gonna put
this up. Would you rather have your toes sucked with
crush or crushed ice? Crushed ice? Crush ice, yeah, crushed
ice yeah? Or a ten day trip to the Mall
d in ten days? The mall deves of Bali?

Speaker 1 (58:52):
Who want to go to the Mall D's in Bally
for ten days? A trip? Maximum should be three days? Man?

Speaker 2 (58:59):
You actual your damn man? You go halfway across the country. Man,
you know, oh Joe, that's twenty four hours to get there. Man,
so you're gonna turn around the cop right back. But
I listen, you were you better than me to longer
than that ten days?

Speaker 1 (59:15):
You know how long? Ten days is way over there
with nothing to do? It's only so much it's do
oh shay oh they got something to do? You you
lie talk about it ain't nothing to do? All the
who told you that? Dang?

Speaker 2 (59:31):
Whoa man?

Speaker 1 (59:32):
Ten days? I get I guarantee everybody agree with me.
No no, no, no, no no no, I guarantee they do.
What do women say? What? What eighty say?

Speaker 2 (59:43):
They rather go to the ma all deeds.

Speaker 1 (59:45):
They line. They do you lie, they lie, They definitely line.

Speaker 2 (59:50):
Oh Joe, women, they.

Speaker 1 (59:54):
They line, and don't don't let them fool you. They
you know what they trying. They bougie. They they trying
to show off for the chat they probably they do
probably watching.

Speaker 2 (01:00:04):
That's what I'm looking bold check this out. Marcole donated,
uh donated, and he wants to know ninety eight Broncos
or the five Bengals who wins?

Speaker 1 (01:00:19):
Oh, five Bengals. The offense with offense was too crazy.
Offense was too crazy. Listen, I respect, I respect your
nine eight Broncos and which all was able to do
and accomplish. But y'all didn't have an answer for nothing
we had offensively what we had.

Speaker 2 (01:00:32):
Off of the ninety eight Broncos. What was we rated
rated in the top in one hundred year history of
the NFL A Super Bowl teams. I think we're like
top fifteen.

Speaker 1 (01:00:42):
I don't care nothing about your rating. I'm telling you
about that old five Bengals offense and that defense that
we had that had.

Speaker 2 (01:00:48):
That didn't that didn't win a playoff game.

Speaker 1 (01:00:50):
Well, you mean the one where Carson went down with
the knee injury when Chemo and ben offense whatever his
name is, ran in to his knee. Yeah, yeah, that
that Bengals offense, y'all, don't ya the number that was
ranked Yeah, the offense that was ranked number one in
the goddamn NFL that year. There that offense. Oho oho
TJ Houschmans Johnson. Yes, that's O Joe.

Speaker 2 (01:01:09):
You realize, y'all they went with ten games in the
regular season, and you think that's prolific, y'all. Wasn't ten games.

Speaker 1 (01:01:18):
What does that have to do with the nine eight
Broncos beating the goddamn O five Bengals offense. It wasn't happening, baby,
It wasn't.

Speaker 2 (01:01:23):
Happening the thirteenth. We're the thirteenth ranked team.

Speaker 1 (01:01:27):
It wasn't happening. There's nothing you could do, and y'all
had nothing on how you was gonna stop me? Answer
me that? Oh how you gonna stot me? Just answer
the question? How you just gonna stop me? Pittsburgh? Did
name it dB Pittsburgh? Did I mean where they put
three people on me? Oh? God, damn, that's pretty easy
to do they foy'all, y'all didn't do that. Y'all are
gonna be arrogant on defense. Y'all gonna be arging on

(01:01:48):
defense and say you know we're gonna play Oh, we're
gonna play eighty five man.

Speaker 2 (01:01:51):
We were offensive led team. We had the NV we
had the Little League's MVP, that lead running back. Okay,
what does that happen? Ooh TD Terrell Davis, Hey, that
boy was nice. Listen when we had two one thousand
yard receivers, Like when y'all run that stretch played with TD,
thats stretched and if they if they go too far
and he cut back.

Speaker 1 (01:02:11):
That was nasty.

Speaker 2 (01:02:12):
And you already saw, I said you Ron McCaffrey.

Speaker 1 (01:02:16):
Oh yeah, we were locking them up and you already saw.

Speaker 2 (01:02:19):
I tweeted you, holler. I tweeted you a little up today.
Yeause you know your boy, I get I get, I
get hot like a spoon in the crack house. Yeah.
That between me and you, Joe, that between me and you.
Don't let it go, no far let it go.

Speaker 1 (01:02:35):
I ain't gonna let it go nowhere. But I just
know one thing, that old five year might have been
one of my best seasons ever. And the fact that
if I got if I got a hold of anybody
on y'all defensively. For one, I was gonna have him
out the game. Whoever your corners was back then, whoever
your safety and your strong safety was. I was gonna
talk to them out the game before the game even started.
Trust me. Oh you know back then they could. Oh
you know back then, you get physical, you can hit

(01:02:56):
the defensive receiver. I don't care nothing about that.

Speaker 2 (01:02:59):
How can you?

Speaker 1 (01:02:59):
I don't care not about I don't care nothing about that.
I don't care a what did you see.

Speaker 2 (01:03:05):
Add Water knock out Robert Brooks himself?

Speaker 1 (01:03:07):
Forget that? What about when Atwater court God damn christian
Na Koye coming through that goddamn a gap. That's two
sixty five, So imain what he did to a one
seventy guy. Listen the fact that the hard part is
you have to think about it. I played eleven years.
You know how many times I got hit clean? Maybe three?
Maybe three if that, every time the ball snapped. I
know what at Water has to do and where he

(01:03:28):
has to be and where I'm going.

Speaker 2 (01:03:29):
No, he don't need to hit clean. He just need
to graze you.

Speaker 1 (01:03:32):
That's fine, that's fine. Trust me, I would have I
would have sliced and diced your whole defense up. And
I mean that respectfully.

Speaker 2 (01:03:40):
Breeze donated twenty dollars. But who's the player in today's
game that you would love to play with? Un I
know it's probably ma home for you. O yo, who
you want to play with?

Speaker 1 (01:03:51):
My player that would love to play with from today's game? Boy,
that's a good, god damn question. I'm assuming he's talking
about quarterbacks, right, yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:04:00):
I mean if you would have played with another receiver
opposite you, can.

Speaker 1 (01:04:08):
You know what, honestly, it would be really dope. I
would have loved to be on the other side of Chase.
And if we if we talk quarterback, obviously, I would
have liked Borrow to be that quarterback. If I wish
I could be a younger me in today's offense in Cincinnati, you.

Speaker 2 (01:04:22):
Ain't gonna get no balls, Chase getting all the balls.

Speaker 1 (01:04:25):
If I'm in my prime, I just see a younger
Old Show.

Speaker 2 (01:04:30):
Chase getting all the balls.

Speaker 1 (01:04:33):
Let me try this again, I say young in my
prime old Show, which would be no different, no different
than me. That we would have been two. We'd have
been two thousand yard receivers, just like Rod and Adam McCaffrey.
You just said that.

Speaker 2 (01:04:46):
Difference went to testing, testing, testing, testing, Okay, So I'm
not reverberated. Chase have been getting all the balls.

Speaker 1 (01:04:52):
Okay, Okay, Yore, you're trying to test your mike to
make sure.

Speaker 2 (01:04:58):
Yeah, yeah, the balls.

Speaker 1 (01:04:59):
I mean, that's fine. He can get him, he can
be matter of fact. Matter of fact, I hope they
double him too and leave me one on one. And
what you think is gonna happen? A younger Oho hunt
that must hold on, hold on, stay with me. Now,
that Oho that had the list of DB's in this
lock up before the season started and checking them off
one by one after every game, and all they had
to do was stop me just one time. Yeah that Oho, Thank.

Speaker 2 (01:05:18):
You about it? Think about it? How little respect they paid?

Speaker 1 (01:05:23):
Hmm doubt Nah. Hey, listen, remember if if I'm a
younger me and I'm playing in this era and I'm
playing and they can't touch you, they can't, I ain't
ain't they can't hit you. I ain't worried about going
across the middle. Why but I wasn't worried about that anyway.

Speaker 2 (01:05:43):
But just still, do you got any recons and do
you got any records? In Cincinnati. A Chase then broke
them all.

Speaker 1 (01:05:49):
I think I don't know. I don't really, I don't
really pay attention once I stopped playing, I'm gonna pay attention, don't.
I don't know my records. I don't even got no
goddamn Memorybillia from when I played all my touchdown b
I don't even know what my touchdown balls that I
can't even find. I got a one for one Hall
of Fame jacket. I don't even know where that's at.

Speaker 2 (01:06:07):
Oh Joe, I mean, look, I mean when you go
to the did you train helm bets when you went
to the Pro Bowl, Because y'all couldn't get When I
was going to the Pro Bowl, y'all couldn't get y'all
helmets away. Nobody wanted the Bengals helmet. I took Carl
Pickers helmets out of pity.

Speaker 1 (01:06:21):
Nah, listen, everybody, I had to I had to bring
they the Bengals had to ship multiple helmets to Pro
Bowl just for me to pass out. That's how many
That's how many people wanted my helmet.

Speaker 2 (01:06:29):
Ain't nobody want no Bengals helmet?

Speaker 1 (01:06:31):
Yeah, they wanted that Bengal hemp. They want that they
wanted that Bengal him because something about that eighty five.
It don't matter where you played, the way area in
that eighty five was special. That's what was special. And
you know what, it's nothing you could do about it.
You can't take it away. That is I'm just I'm
just telling you. I'm just I'm just telling you. I
ain't gonna lie to you. I ain't gonna lie too well.

(01:06:51):
I'm just saying maybe that change, but not in the nineties,
early two thousand. I mean, I hadn't got there yet.
I hadn't got there yet. I ain't got it yet.
Matter of fact, the Bengals had a Bengals had a
better running back than y'all. Who Cory motherfucking Dylan stopped playing? Yeah? Yeah,

(01:07:14):
what he don't know if he was, I don't know
if he was Corey Corey Dillon. Matter of fact, he
might have had the most rushing yards for a running back.
I think it might have been against the Broncos. I
wasn't mistaken. I was.

Speaker 2 (01:07:29):
I was in Baltimore.

Speaker 1 (01:07:30):
You're you're a part of the team. It don't matter
what you played for me for Baltimore. What did you
where did you play at me for Baltimore. I was
in Denver. Oh, so that means you were part of
the team. That means you got that work too.

Speaker 2 (01:07:44):
I was in I was in Baltimore.

Speaker 1 (01:07:46):
Corey Dillon was better than Terrell Davis.

Speaker 2 (01:07:53):
Yeah, yeah, mister Ravens in two thousand. Pull up those stats.

Speaker 1 (01:07:57):
Oh don't do oh, don't do that. Ran over them,
ran through them like I did. Ran through them. Yeah
the game? Yeah about you? Man? Please, this is what
I do, talking and walking, talking and walking.

Speaker 2 (01:08:16):
To walk off the field.

Speaker 1 (01:08:19):
At one hundred and fifty pounds, I talked and walked it.
I would like that. Baby here, how about this here?
How about this here? Baby?

Speaker 2 (01:08:29):
Get This is what Corey Dillon did against the two
thousand Ravens. Sixteen carries twenty three yards? What sixteen carries
twenty three yards?

Speaker 1 (01:08:40):
Why you why you gotta say the two thousand Ravens
you mean probably one of the greatest. I was only
that you mean the same defense? I only acted, only
allowed what.

Speaker 2 (01:08:50):
Game?

Speaker 1 (01:08:50):
Yeah, okay, I'm telling you.

Speaker 2 (01:08:53):
I was in Baltimore.

Speaker 1 (01:08:55):
All right, So you said so you said forget the
game again Denmer that I'm talking about where he had
the most yards was there. Okay, Okay, I like what
you're doing. I was like, that was a nice I
like it. I like the way you moved the gold post.
I mentioned Denver and then you mentioned Baltimore. Okay, you
want to talk about what nobody, nobody ran against that

(01:09:17):
goddamn two thousand Baltimore teams. So that ain't really saying nothing.
So you want me to go back, so you want
me to take care.

Speaker 2 (01:09:23):
So when the Broncos lost in the eighties all those
Super Bowls, that was me too, hungh, even though I
was in high school in college.

Speaker 1 (01:09:30):
Now you don't count. It's just once you ride, once
you once you arrived there, and after you leave, you
are associated with that team. Oh that's just so, that's
the way it works. So you took a part of
this ail the night that the Ravens put on y'all. Yes,
that's why anytime I talk about about the Bengals, I
say we always we, and I don't speak French we.

Speaker 2 (01:09:50):
But I wasn't on that. I wasn't on that Broncos
team that Corey Dillon set the record. It's been broken.
I mean Jamar broke it, and now I think AP
got the record at two ninety six, so he had
to record it broke Ojy's no, he broke Walters. I
think Walter Payton had to record at two seventy five.
He went to seventy eight, Jamal went to ninety five,
and Ap went to ninety six. Against the charge, Hey, Shannon,

(01:10:19):
o Yo, my brothers roast each other so viciously. I
questioned their love for one another. If you and Ojo
had a roast battle on Nightcap versus coach Fryed, who
would wear fy You got the ash roaster people now too,
we blame you, Shaddon.

Speaker 1 (01:10:33):
I would win a roast battle. Meet.

Speaker 2 (01:10:35):
That's me. That's me. That's me.

Speaker 1 (01:10:38):
Matter of fact, this is put a bowl up. You
know you listen, you ain't gonna if if there was
a roast battle. We used to have roast battles on Twitter.
A chat if you if if you in the chat,
I'm not sure how long you've been following me? Unk
me and the city of New Orleans, the entire city
of New Orleans. That's on Twitter. We used to have

(01:10:58):
roast battles back in the day. We used to be
ribbing each other back in the day for hours at
the time. This is when social media. You know, the
area wasn't as sensitive as it is now. Now you
say the wrong thing, get expended. Those were some of
the best times on Twitter through Me and Marlon Wayne
used to go at it. Me and Kevin Hart used
to go at it. Me and Little Duval used to

(01:11:19):
go at it like if you can you know how
people pull up old tweets and know it's about was
this you based on something you said long time ago? People,
if you're in the chat, you can go back and
look at some of the old tweets for me and
Kevin Hart, Little Duval, Marlon Wayne's who else?

Speaker 2 (01:11:33):
O jo jo you ojo? Not with no roasting, not
no roasting, not not no road, not about y'all call it.
When it comes to joning, ribbing, John ranking, ranking, you're finish,
not that ojo you you rock run it. I'm saying
that rock running. You got you that you know you
gotta if you want to. If you want to say

(01:11:55):
saving money, oh yo, I'm gonna give you that. But
when it comes to joning, you're not finna beat me.
Ain't nobody not no joning. Hey you thought to tweet?
They already know how I hear them. Hey, Yeah, I
make them, Hey, I make them delete. They tweet that
what I do, I'll make them delete it. Jump on
you a okay, thank you for coming up on TV
with a suit and tie. Hey, I tell him I

(01:12:18):
got a thousand jokes. I'm on number seven, God number seventh.

Speaker 1 (01:12:23):
I'm gonna say I'm the same way though, I'm a joke.
Ser I'm I'm a cloud. Just look at the personality.
It just well, you know, I mean, you are damn
it the same, especially when we're playing to you. You
it in the same way. So it's really I don't know,
it depends to me. I think it's all on preference.

Speaker 2 (01:12:40):
I got I got, I got it with Joy say
who would win a roast battle at fifty eight percent?
Prime at twenty four percent? You in third place of
eighteen percent.

Speaker 1 (01:12:49):
But you know what it's. It's because it's because it's
your show. So they're just gonna sade it's who name
you said first?

Speaker 2 (01:13:00):
Sound better?

Speaker 1 (01:13:01):
And up? I mean, will come in alphabet, will come
first over to you?

Speaker 2 (01:13:06):
Oh my god, oh come first?

Speaker 1 (01:13:12):
Nah, I'm talking about the first letter will come first
in alphabet to order you not but rightfully so Uncle
Ojo does sound better? Though. Yeah, that's why they that's
why they're picking you first. But they go then where
you're not from.

Speaker 2 (01:13:24):
Joe, Oh Joe, when it oh Joe, when it comes
to I went to an HBCU, Joe, I'm a I'm
a I'm a joon ologist. I'm the highest degree of Joan.

Speaker 1 (01:13:35):
No, no, no, no, you went to hbc U. By
I'm from Dave County, man, I'm from Liberty City. You
had you had to be able to tell joke just
to survive, you talking about Oh I can tell jokes,
but I'm having to You had the rank, you had
the jones. You had to be able to keep people
the ball for you, not with these, not with your hands,
not with jon not.

Speaker 2 (01:13:55):
O Joe, you vacon beat mean a lot of things,
but when it comes to lip far no, I'm understood.
I'm five hundred old. When it comes a little.

Speaker 1 (01:14:03):
I'm telling you, man, you don't want to do that.

Speaker 2 (01:14:12):
How many injuries you think you would have had if
you'd have played twenty three seasons?

Speaker 1 (01:14:15):
None?

Speaker 2 (01:14:16):
Oh, you wouldn't none.

Speaker 1 (01:14:18):
Oh, jo stopping, I said, I haven't got hurt yet.
I'm fifty five. I ain't been hurt yet, and I'm
still active. I'm still playing.

Speaker 2 (01:14:24):
You you ain't football actor, Go out there, go out there,
go out there and catch that three slip slip. I
bet you won't go out there and catch that three slips.

Speaker 1 (01:14:33):
Making when I when I caught him when I was playing,
I made a business decision. I'm not gonna get hurt.

Speaker 2 (01:14:38):
This how you hell would be looking? You bet the
ear hole be right there.

Speaker 1 (01:14:45):
Listen, if if it came down to it, if push
came to shove, I can go out there right now.
I put up fourteen hundred right now?

Speaker 2 (01:14:51):
What tee hund d?

Speaker 1 (01:14:52):
What fourteen hundred yards? You you would beat your and
that ab league, that av that have you not seen
the rules? You can't touch, you can't hit nobody, you
can't do nothing. You they basically playing with flags out there.
I'm not getting fourteen hundred right now.

Speaker 2 (01:15:13):
Oh Jo, you donet have been away from the game.
You don't forgot how to fall brost.

Speaker 1 (01:15:19):
I don't forget. I ain't. I did jiu jitsu just
like tour.

Speaker 2 (01:15:22):
I know how to okay okay j But you know,
you know, even when you leave the game, you take
that time off from the time the season end until
it starts. Your spidery sensions have to start tingling because
you gotta know where. Okay, I ran this route. It
was dis coverage that that HiT's gonna come from this place.
I ran this route and it can't. So you got

(01:15:45):
to feel that all over again. So now you don't brother,
You have been away from the game for a decade.

Speaker 1 (01:15:51):
Listen, I've been away from the game for a decade,
but I still remember. I still remember coverages. I play Madden.
I play Madden all So Madden Madden in real life
is really the same thing. It's the same. It's not
really the same. I'm telling you it is. You just
got you gotta know the game. I know the game.

Speaker 2 (01:16:07):
Listen to me.

Speaker 1 (01:16:09):
Listen, Shannon, one thing about it. I lie for you
before I lie to you.

Speaker 2 (01:16:12):
I can.

Speaker 1 (01:16:12):
Yeah, well you're fourteen hundred right now.

Speaker 2 (01:16:14):
Well you lying on me right now. So unking Ocho
big fan of you both. I did something unbelievable. I sucked.

Speaker 1 (01:16:27):
My girlfriend told what butter, catch up, vinegar and honey,
she told me, you get She said, where did you
get the idea from?

Speaker 2 (01:16:34):
Unking Oo? Her response was, oh, by god, I love
you day.

Speaker 1 (01:16:41):
See what I'm talking about? Seekout. Let me tell you something,
a young fella. Now listen, we got to take it
to the next level. Now, wait level, let's take it
to the next level. Now you done went to the toad.
Now get you some whipped cream. Right, turn on the stomach.
You hear me, It's just some whipped cream. Turn on
the stomach. Stay with me.

Speaker 2 (01:17:02):
That gets you on the back.

Speaker 1 (01:17:04):
Get your get your no no, ain't no play, ain't
no play. Get your strawberry or get your cherry.

Speaker 2 (01:17:09):
Do what whip?

Speaker 1 (01:17:11):
Take that whipped cream? You know where to put it? Oh?
You put it? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:17:18):
Oh Joe, you don't win from look yet, you don't
got everything from toes to elbows. It in between? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:17:24):
Are we in between? Right now?

Speaker 2 (01:17:26):
We in between you?

Speaker 1 (01:17:27):
Right now? Listen, you know where it's not. You know
we're normally exit, but you're never in them. That's where
you put the whipped cream. You hear me, and you
put you put your mind cherry. Yeah, put your mate,
boy your whole face. Boy. Oho oho, I got the okay, okay,
with you on the back, I get the front part right,

(01:17:49):
But come on ooe you I guess I get you.

Speaker 2 (01:17:54):
I guess you racked around the corner slip of the tongue.
Ain't nobody for you racked around the corner.

Speaker 1 (01:17:59):
Listen the guy the famptain ain't nothing of this big boy.
You never loot no abs.

Speaker 2 (01:18:02):
Oh God, don't I mean, Oh Joe, I'll be Oh,
oh Joe. See y'all see y'all don't oh yo, y'all

(01:18:27):
don ruined the Oh yo, y'all done ruined it? What
cause I heard that the young boy I'm talking about
on the first date be doing all that.

Speaker 1 (01:18:37):
Young we got nothing to do a young un. You
gotta listen. You gotta be like Christopher Columbus. Baby, you
got to explore that.

Speaker 2 (01:18:44):
No, no, man, you be getting best frind to be done.
Got ship wreck with y'all, pull with y'all. Oh Joe
that you o?

Speaker 1 (01:18:53):
Joe? I get.

Speaker 2 (01:18:54):
Okay, you got a girl. Y'all been together for some
a year or two. Okay, But oh Joe, y'all doing
that off the rip?

Speaker 1 (01:19:02):
Now? Yeah you supposed to.

Speaker 2 (01:19:06):
Joe.

Speaker 1 (01:19:07):
Now, y'all, can I ask you a question you told
you like? Do you like have you been fishing before? Y'all?

Speaker 2 (01:19:12):
I like to fish?

Speaker 1 (01:19:13):
You ever threw your fish in the goddamn water without
the motherfucking bait on them. No, can you catch a
fish without the bait.

Speaker 2 (01:19:22):
But when I go fishing, I'm fishing for a particular
type of fish. I don't just go eat it. I
just don't go fish for everything.

Speaker 1 (01:19:29):
When you when when you go fishing, whatever you catch,
you eat done it.

Speaker 2 (01:19:33):
No, hell no, I thought it back. It ain't what
I'm fishing for. What the hell wrote you?

Speaker 1 (01:19:42):
Hell?

Speaker 2 (01:19:42):
Nod bad you at your airbag? Liked just cause just
because you get on my line, that don't mean I'm
a real your answer to keep you? Hey, come on, nah,
I see why you been out of gas lately because
they're so young. But you young boys, the young boys

(01:20:04):
doing it up out here. I see.

Speaker 1 (01:20:06):
Nah, But listen, you just listen. This ain't nothing new.
You just behind the eight ball, you know. Listen. You
got you still got the Motorola razor. You got the
Motorola razor, and we got the goddamn iPhone fifteen. That's
the problem. You just say, you're not evolving. You're not evolving.
But oh to evolve. You got that involved with the time, man,

(01:20:26):
you like you you be doing that cave man ship. Nah?
Oh yeah, man, oh Joe, I did I walked there
one time.

Speaker 2 (01:20:33):
My homeboy, I thought my home was looking at curtains
the way like I thought he was looking at the curtain.

Speaker 1 (01:20:39):
Yeah, like yeah, yeah, I said, oh my yeah, that
that technique is bad. You can't open this way. You
got to get you You got to get your little oil.
Got to get your little oil, you know, because you
don't want to split the crack now, because you know
if you dry you can split the crack.

Speaker 2 (01:20:55):
You can hear it. I need to take this to
the heat. Oh, y'all doing too much. I swear you y'all,
y'all doing too much.

Speaker 1 (01:21:04):
I'm just trying to get you where you're trying to go, baby,
where you're trying to go.

Speaker 2 (01:21:10):
Sean Sean Record asked why you grossed out about eating booty. Yeah,
you ate positive raccoon. But but I had to build
up the Dad. That's a quiet taste. I guess most
of the quid taste to you.

Speaker 1 (01:21:22):
You think, ask ain't a quiet taste?

Speaker 2 (01:21:24):
What what.

Speaker 1 (01:21:26):
Man, listen that you make it stop about three? That's
a delicacy. What about Indian it's a delicacy. Yeah, man,
I'm telling you man, it's a delicacy. It is huh yeah, listen,
listen you take the talk.

Speaker 2 (01:21:45):
You know what.

Speaker 1 (01:21:46):
That's that's I got, I got, I gotta, I got tomorrow, Joe.

Speaker 2 (01:21:52):
So so another words, another word.

Speaker 1 (01:21:54):
So this is like, this is like a first date
kind of thing, a first date by the first press,
first impressions of everything. What when you fill out of
goddamn resume and you going that goddamn job interview? Do
you go on that motherfucker half stepping or you trying
to get the motherfucking job? You trying to get the job?
Ain't you ship? Huh? Lift them up, turn them, flip them,

(01:22:16):
spread them toes.

Speaker 2 (01:22:19):
I need to put the muscle to you on man,
put it to youth.

Speaker 1 (01:22:23):
Man listen.

Speaker 2 (01:22:23):
But I can't do no one like that now. I
need a fun five. I feel about about five.

Speaker 1 (01:22:29):
No, no, no, no, no, get you but like you said,
like you said two ten, I'm all in.

Speaker 2 (01:22:35):
Oh no, I can't hold no two t like that.

Speaker 1 (01:22:39):
Nah, listen you you she upside down you standing up?
Listen she she stand listen, stay with me now, I'm
with you upside down right yeah, but she faces that way?
What yeah, that way? And because you because you strong
boom and right here all you gotta do is just
put your put your head down. It's right down in
front of you. You ain't got remember she facing that way,

(01:23:02):
so a head down there in the bottom, but she
facing knobbins away. So boom is right there in front
of you. Little with cream right here, little with creamy spread,
putting little cherry there. Boom, get the cherry. Get you
know boom. I want.

Speaker 2 (01:23:15):
Well, if I was gonna do all that, I don't
need no chaser. So you're putting chase on that thing.
I don't need no chaser. Wait, hold on, what's the chaser?
The chases the cherry cream?

Speaker 1 (01:23:24):
Oh you don't want no whal cream. Oh, that's just
to dilute the taste in case in e turtle heads.

Speaker 2 (01:23:31):
No no, no, no, no, no no, We're going to
the shower. I'm watching that thing myself. I ain't taking
her word for it. That think when I when she
come up out of that think it gonna be hawk
chitp and clean there you go. Yeah, yeah, I'll have
to do that one.

Speaker 1 (01:23:45):
But you know what I mean. I mean, this is
this is this is for the for the rookies. This
is for the rookies. Just in case. This is for
the rookies just in case.

Speaker 2 (01:23:53):
But hold on, Sean.

Speaker 1 (01:23:55):
Let me.

Speaker 2 (01:23:55):
You have to understand I ate positive in Raccoon when
I didn't really have a choice. Wasn't nobody bringing no
baby back rials or it wasn't nobody bringing no New
York strimp and no pride. So that's what we had
to eat. Yeah, right, but listen, I guess that's why
my phone don't be bringing Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:24:13):
I mean that that too. But you got the we
got to get your to you vall.

Speaker 2 (01:24:17):
And you are talking about mant you be done. Got drunk?
You don't drunk our booty juice.

Speaker 1 (01:24:23):
I don't drink. You do it all that you booted?

Speaker 2 (01:24:26):
You drunk?

Speaker 1 (01:24:27):
No, no, no, I don't. I don't drink.

Speaker 2 (01:24:28):
I don't drink I said.

Speaker 1 (01:24:31):
And listen.

Speaker 2 (01:24:32):
The funny thing about it, those that are I promise
you oo, don't you offer me nothing. Look if we
if we get stranded on the death of a dollar
and we ain't got but one jug of water, if
you drink about if you drank out that water, I'm done.
I'm out. Just go ahead, go one by, just hey,
o Joe, go ahead on man, tell them, Dave, Hey,
tell my kids. I love them. Tell my brother's first.

(01:24:54):
I love them. Everything's been taken care of. But I
ain't drinking after you, O Joe, I can't do that.

Speaker 1 (01:24:59):
You're gonna be alright, man, alright, I can't do it,
Oh Joe. I'm just trying to get you right.

Speaker 2 (01:25:10):
I love Atlanta. I wouldn't want to play in Atlanta
because too much distraction.

Speaker 1 (01:25:15):
Distractions. Yeah and plus and.

Speaker 2 (01:25:19):
Home.

Speaker 1 (01:25:19):
They're thirty NBA teams, right, Yeah, all of creating every
NBA every NBA city had distractions.

Speaker 2 (01:25:28):
They ain't created like all cities ain't created like Atlanta.

Speaker 4 (01:25:31):
You know that.

Speaker 1 (01:25:32):
I know that it's not an NBA player that's focused
on his game in the NBA with the Kobe type mindset.
You thinking on the.

Speaker 2 (01:25:42):
Team, How many thinks on the football team? How many
people you think focus on the fifty three man roster,
not counting the practice squad? How many of them are focused?

Speaker 1 (01:25:50):
I mean the person who has the most probably quarterback,
probably quarterback, the quarterback if it's.

Speaker 2 (01:25:57):
On a fifty three man roster. Oh yeah, how many
of them as focused as they need to beat?

Speaker 1 (01:26:02):
Mm hmmm. That that's that.

Speaker 2 (01:26:04):
That's ain't nothing going on to Cincinnati. Hey, the skyl.

Speaker 1 (01:26:10):
Like that Cincinnati popping boy, the mill, that skyline.

Speaker 2 (01:26:13):
Chilli and I know you could d jump down to
what you call him to the Kentucky Derby. I know
a minute, Cincinnati, we're gonna run down the street stopping.

Speaker 1 (01:26:21):
Let me tell you something. In Cincinnati when I was playing,
we had a place called Annie's and He's and he's
just like Magic City. No it ain't that just like
Magic City.

Speaker 2 (01:26:30):
Ain't nobody putting the song we had nobody? Ain't nobody
putting no no song. Holdoody when they get to the hotel,
drop their bags off and go straight to and they
go in to Magic City. Stop it.

Speaker 1 (01:26:43):
Hey, we had roller skating. I used to go to
I used to go to the session after the game
seven to eleven rollers you go to the roller.

Speaker 2 (01:26:49):
Skating down k Road where you.

Speaker 1 (01:26:52):
Have wrong bound, same same thing.

Speaker 2 (01:26:55):
I mean, I mean, I'm just man trying to tell
me Cincinnati is the equip of Atlanta. It is.

Speaker 1 (01:27:02):
We got Cincinnati got women too, We got we got
the banks. When the last time you've been in Cincinnati,
have you have you been on the river? Have you
been on the banks and seen the banks? Now, Cincinnati
not the same Cincinnati that you remember saying.

Speaker 2 (01:27:16):
Think about what you said Cinnati.

Speaker 1 (01:27:19):
Fact bright the way. Wait, Cincinnati today right now is
better than Atlanta. What you're talking about. We have more
to offer. Ask inter beal players right now. We don't
want to play. Wouldy rather play in Atlanta or they
rather playin.

Speaker 2 (01:27:34):
They would rather play with Joe Burrow? Would you rather
live in Atlanta or live in Cincinnati.

Speaker 1 (01:27:38):
No, they're going to say they rather live in Cincinnati
and play with Joe Burrow because of what we have
to stop it, man, stop it. Let's bet. Let's bet.
Let's bet what you.

Speaker 2 (01:27:48):
Would have been. Let me see say this fan say,
women in Cincinnati are the equivalent of Atlanta. You ought
to be ashamed of yourself.

Speaker 1 (01:27:58):
Better. Have you been to since Sinati? What are you
talking about?

Speaker 2 (01:28:04):
What do you talk about Atlanta? First tomorrow, listen, be
drunk on the show.

Speaker 1 (01:28:11):
No, you ain't drunk. Listen. I love Atlanta.

Speaker 2 (01:28:12):
I will be.

Speaker 1 (01:28:13):
I love I've only been Atlanta maybe five or six
times in my lifetime. I love Atlanta. It's considered black, Hollywood,
beautiful people, beautiful people. Cincinnati we have everything every ethnicity
you're looking for. God, uh huh what you think Atlanta
got Atlanta's called Black Hollywood for a reason because we

(01:28:34):
dominated in all areas and all facets. Is awesome, It's great.

Speaker 2 (01:28:39):
The only people that look here, the only people that's
moving to Cincinnati are athletes. They played for the Reds,
they play for the Bengals. You need to stop this,
O Joe.

Speaker 1 (01:28:47):
You don't understand.

Speaker 2 (01:28:48):
I do understand you.

Speaker 1 (01:28:50):
You think about the eighties and the nineties.

Speaker 2 (01:28:52):
Since I'm thinking about Cincinnati, think about it.

Speaker 1 (01:28:56):
Not the SNAT evolved.

Speaker 2 (01:28:57):
We have evolved Cincinnati.

Speaker 1 (01:28:59):
We have evolved. Cincinnati a very safe place to live.
The people are great, the organization is great.

Speaker 2 (01:29:06):
Right now, we have a full up better women. Atlanta
crushing eighty four percent Cincinnati sixteen percent.

Speaker 1 (01:29:14):
That's because that's because the eighty four percent ain't never
been to Cincinnati, they've never lived.

Speaker 2 (01:29:18):
There, and that sixteen percent ain't never been to Atlanta.
Chat this man just out of here arguing.

Speaker 1 (01:29:33):
I'm telling you, I'm not arguing with you. I'm just
stating facts. Because I lived in Cincinnati for eleven years.
I've been to Atlanta six times. In Atlanta is beautiful.
The people are awesome. Everybody is on their business everybody's
is doing something great in Atlanta. Awesome place to be. Well,
but I know he had to offer.

Speaker 2 (01:29:55):
We we gotta look except this collapse, because we're gonna
put this up and we're gonna stand on business. And
I want you to read the comments when they come
into your page.

Speaker 1 (01:30:03):
Okay, Okay, Well I just said I didn't say anything
bad about Atlanta. I just said I would say people
would prefer to live in Cincinnati.

Speaker 2 (01:30:11):
That's not bad.

Speaker 1 (01:30:11):
I just say I'm not saying nothing bad. Yeah, people, Atlanta, man,
look at if you like Skyline Chili, take off Skyline Chili.
Have you ever heard of Jeff Ruby Steakhouse? Huh? Did
we go? Huh? The Precinct? Come on now, stay with me.

Speaker 2 (01:30:29):
Now we got you know what y'all known for. Y'all
known for a TV show w k r P and Cincinnati.
Not what y'all known for? Okay, not because y'all hand
Lanie Anderson on there? Stop?

Speaker 1 (01:30:41):
Hold on? Well? What is atl known for?

Speaker 2 (01:30:43):
You better stop? How about this? How about how about
this the birthplace of the Civil Rights Movement? Do I
need say anything else? Do you like your toilet paper?

Speaker 1 (01:30:59):
Over?

Speaker 2 (01:30:59):
Under uninterrupted post of the video of your Bengals having
to design right. A University of Colorado study said it's
more sanitary to hang the paper over as opposed to under.
So are you an over or underguy? Over? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:31:17):
Under? You know, I like, I like it? Come, I
like pulling down? Is that what you mean?

Speaker 2 (01:31:22):
That's yeah, that's over, Yes, yeah, I like.

Speaker 1 (01:31:25):
I like mine over. I like mine over. And it's
very important, just not any type of toilet tissue. I
hope you all at home. When you visit restaurants. There's
a small, small, small story, not not really a story,
but when you go to restaurants and you have to
use the bathroom my restaurants. I don't know how many
of you use the bathroom in public. I do, I
don't care. One number two, it don't matter.

Speaker 2 (01:31:43):
Listen your rustance.

Speaker 1 (01:31:45):
They all you have to do is dress the toilet up.

Speaker 2 (01:31:48):
You know, I don't care. I ain't doing it. I
ain't doing it.

Speaker 1 (01:31:51):
Listen, you don't know four corners, four corners, toilet shues,
lay it down, one in the front, then sit your
ass down. You don't do that.

Speaker 2 (01:31:59):
They normally a lot of places have toilet seat covers.
Oh Joe, you have to do that. You don't have
to do that.

Speaker 1 (01:32:05):
Oh well, the places that go I don't go to
that fancy shit you be eating that, So I got
the motherfucking covering my shit with toilet paper, and where
I go at least, And this is.

Speaker 2 (01:32:13):
You bring your ass back in the restaurant to eat
after you don't tell dumping the people restaurant.

Speaker 1 (01:32:17):
Yeah, you don't do that going to dinner with you?

Speaker 2 (01:32:19):
Why?

Speaker 1 (01:32:21):
Oh you YouTube in Hollywood for me? I wash my hands.
I washed my hand and I got my sanitizer.

Speaker 2 (01:32:27):
That's what I do know. Every place, public place, they
use single ply toilet paper because they have to flop.

Speaker 1 (01:32:33):
Won't WoT, won't stay listen, listen to me. This is
how you know it for an establishment. It's how you
know if the establishment cares about his customers. Because if
you go to a establishment and they got one plot
toilet paper, they don't care nothing about you, because you know,
one time you take that two plot, you take that
two ply, and you roll that motherfuck around and you
go back there and you could wipe. If you wipe
two goddamn heart, it's coming right through. You gonna have
shit on your hand. I don't go nowhere. I don't

(01:32:54):
go know whe where they got no one ply, I don't.

Speaker 2 (01:32:56):
Do why that's why you're going to eat with you?
One plot plot? You could be tower.

Speaker 1 (01:33:01):
Ain't listen. I go to establishments where they have two
plas charmon two plast charming, soft, thick thick. So when
I when I when I when I when I swipe? Yeah,
that bits like a credit card. Mm hmmm mmmmm.

Speaker 2 (01:33:14):
So just like, hey, I'm telling my team if oo,
if O Joe, invite y'all somewhere, don't y'all go out
to eat with that?

Speaker 1 (01:33:22):
Wait a minute, so you really acting like that? So
you don't use the public. They have public restroom for
a reason. Now you act like it's unsanitary to use
the goddamn bathroom in public? Who raised you?

Speaker 2 (01:33:31):
I can wait I get home.

Speaker 1 (01:33:33):
How you gonna wait till you get home? If you
got to use the bathroom? Unc easy? If you gotta wait,
if you gotta pee, you, if you got, if you got,
if you got a boot, boo.

Speaker 2 (01:33:42):
Go boom boom, that's what it's far, y'all nasty, you nasty.

Speaker 1 (01:33:46):
It ain't that first. You can't have no woman that
leave the door open. She gotta go to the other room.
Now you're gonna use the public restroom?

Speaker 2 (01:33:52):
What else?

Speaker 1 (01:33:53):
You can't live like that? Man?

Speaker 2 (01:33:54):
You like you're living like.

Speaker 1 (01:33:56):
You're in jail. You're in jail. You free, baby. I know.

Speaker 2 (01:34:00):
That's why I can just come on home.

Speaker 3 (01:34:02):
I have.

Speaker 2 (01:34:02):
I've left the gym to come home and go to
the bathroom.

Speaker 1 (01:34:05):
You left the gym just to go What do you
understand if you releasing that gym? How much better you
feel when you go back to your weights, once you
get that weight.

Speaker 2 (01:34:13):
Off your shoulder. Now all right, okay, I'm wrong with you.

Speaker 1 (01:34:20):
That's what it's fun. That's why it's called a public restroom.
Ain't no ain't no rules, ain't no rules. And I
guarantee everybody watching that guarantee they agree with me. I guarantee.
So I agree with you too.

Speaker 2 (01:34:33):
It's just not for me, just like everything else, like
that nutrition for you, Just like that nutrition you say McDonald's,
you don't got to do all that. I ain't got
to do all that, right, And you told me what
it got you that fire in it?

Speaker 1 (01:34:46):
Yeah, it worked for me. That's why that's why I
look like this. I will come up out this shirt,
but I ain't I ain't gonna shure it. I say,
you got your your little muscle stout today, you see you? Yeah?
That ever, I got you, I got you.

Speaker 2 (01:35:06):
Manho behaved on me. You know what I'm saying. I
guess you want me to take great high of trailways
or something. I mean, I'm just you know, I'm just
trying to get the point A to point B as
fast and as safe as possible.

Speaker 1 (01:35:21):
Okay, come on, now go ahead and say say say
your little piece on Why again, yet again? You out
there spending unnecessarily unnecessarily when there are other ways to
get where you need to go to There wasn't at
a better rate.

Speaker 2 (01:35:35):
I had to get there and a I had to
get there and back. Now, let me tell you about
my method of transportation. I happened to be flying a
Citation ten. The Citation ten is the fastest. I wouldn't
I wouldn't stunt on you. But I'm just trying to
tell you I flew a Citation ten, which is the

(01:35:56):
fast non military plane fly has a max speed of
seven hundred and twenty miles an hour. So I mean,
I think I think it said a speed record Jordan,
What did he say? They went from LA to Fort
Lauderdale or whether Vegas to Port lott Ofdale in three
hours and fourteen minutes. I think they said they went
from Las Vegas to Fort Lauderdale in three hours and

(01:36:18):
fourteen minutes. Now, I don't know if anybody's ever been
on the plane from Vegas to Port Louderdale. But that's booking.
I mean, that's humping.

Speaker 1 (01:36:27):
Yeah, it's booking. The only citation I know about is
when I park in the wrong spot. You know, you
park by a hydrant, or you park outside the line,
or your meet run out and you get a citation.
That's the only citation I ever know about, and the
only citation I will ever acknowledge. But go ahead, and
so you know.

Speaker 2 (01:36:44):
Your boy, you know your boy, do it big thing,
doing it well, do it and do it right. If
you know I saw you on there in my mentioned yesterday,
jockety jockety jockety jacket meat for being on the sidecage.

Speaker 1 (01:36:56):
It didn't make any sense because you had you had
to go to LA. You had to go to LA
to four.

Speaker 2 (01:37:02):
I had to go to Dallas. I was in Dallas.

Speaker 1 (01:37:06):
Oh, so you went to LA to down. I actually
I flew out of the private Therefore I flew out
of Van Eyes. Why would you fly to Van Eys?
And they got an airport right in lax that has
American Delta, Spirit, Southwest Jet, Blue, Uh, Frontier that at all,
they all, they all have flights at a great adequate price.
That would have been good for you. That can get

(01:37:26):
you from LA to Dallas. But you had to get
on the citation ten because they could travel at miles
up to seven hundred miles an hour. And they got
you there in three thousand four. How long it took about?

Speaker 2 (01:37:43):
Can the polo came back there and says, mister Sharp,
we're cruising at about seven hundred miles an hour? Is everything? Okay?
You need anything? You know, we got snacks up there
for you know, they had water, they had solda, they
had all the snacks we needed.

Speaker 1 (01:37:58):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, they got They got that. They got
on the record.

Speaker 2 (01:38:00):
Whoa, whoa, they got that on the record.

Speaker 1 (01:38:03):
Airline sit we got they got jo.

Speaker 2 (01:38:06):
I had to get from point to point B.

Speaker 1 (01:38:10):
Yeah, you got from point A to point B. But
you you did it at a at AEDI huh economically
know you did? How much was it? I don't want
to I don't mean to be your personal business. How
much was it to get from point A to point B?

Speaker 2 (01:38:24):
Man, Oh, Joe, you know you don't if you have
to ask how much some call you can't afford it.
You don't go into the burking store. You didn't ask
when you bought rail that burken bag. You ain't ask
him how much it costs. Now you're over there pocket watching.

Speaker 1 (01:38:38):
I ain't pocket watching. I just want to know. You
just said you you you you made an economic desion
and it was good for you. You did not you
know you can't be listen. We are an example. We
are an example for the young people. We're an example
for the older people. We are an example for people
that have watched our show that are here to learn

(01:39:00):
to better themselves and be financially and their decision making
in the economy that we're in. If you are making
rash decisions like getting on a citation ten because you
want to give him point A to point B on
a private jet at thirty two thousand feet going cruising

(01:39:22):
at seven hundred minds, that doesn't send the right message
to the people that follow us. And it's it's all
we have to align in our core values for this shit. Okay,
we have to stay on one accord and right now,
you on your own track and for us to get
what we're trying to get to. If we're trying to
be here, we got to be it got to be.

Speaker 2 (01:39:41):
Have you ever flown first class?

Speaker 1 (01:39:43):
So when you go from point e, when you go
from point A to point B, I need you to
align with me in that area when it comes to
space ain, o Joe.

Speaker 2 (01:39:51):
But see here's the thing though, O Joe. You know
you got that big ol' house in Miami, and you
got all that stuff. I ain't got that. I don't
be spending no money like that.

Speaker 1 (01:40:03):
That's the second time you've been on the private Jane
time count this year?

Speaker 2 (01:40:15):
Hey yeah, I got there.

Speaker 1 (01:40:18):
Hey hold on?

Speaker 2 (01:40:19):
How many times you been on that Jordian? Many time?
How many time we've been on the play? Okay, we
flew back from we flew from we flew from Colorado
to New York. We flew from North Carolina, Jordan. Where
do we go Jordan? We've been We went to Colorado
on one.

Speaker 1 (01:40:42):
Now do you understand did you add up? Did you
add up with that cost? Did you did you add
I mean, have you ever sat back and just got
your calculated out and added up with it costs and
compare it to if you flew domestic with ash or
with Jordan, and understand how much money you could have
saved regards to what you have coming.

Speaker 2 (01:40:59):
In coming in. Yeah, no, Joe, I'm trying. I'm out here,
you know, pounding on doors and trying to get advertisers
and sponsors, and so sometimes I have to take the
private jet to try to drum up money for nightcap.
But since you can't, since you told me I shouldn't
be doing that, guess what, whoa whoa.

Speaker 1 (01:41:17):
If you need to drum up money for nightcap, then
we need to be making those type of economical decisions
and not spending money before the money come in. What
are we doing?

Speaker 2 (01:41:26):
First of all, you do realize, like when I spend money,
it ain't not camp money is my money.

Speaker 1 (01:41:32):
Yeah, that's the point I'm trying to make. Don't spend.

Speaker 2 (01:41:35):
But you know what, since you mentioned that I'm gonna
start spending our money on private jets, it's not.

Speaker 1 (01:41:42):
No no no no no no no no no no
no no no no. We accuate what we're gonna do
from that. We're gonna do from this point on. This
is twenty twenty four. Let's leave all the stunning and
the flying private, leave that back in twenty twenty three.
We have to be an example for the people. The
people are watching us, They're watching how we move, people
are watching how I move. I stayed on brand with

(01:42:02):
who I've.

Speaker 2 (01:42:03):
Been, but that for me, it ain't on brand for me.
They see how I.

Speaker 1 (01:42:07):
Roll, see thirteen a exit roll plenty leg room for you.
It gets you from point A to point B. Funder Hunter,
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (01:42:17):
I had a whole seat, whole roll by myself.

Speaker 1 (01:42:19):
What seat you had on Jordan? You know what?

Speaker 2 (01:42:22):
The three people on the blame me Jordan, uh one
of my handlets, you know.

Speaker 1 (01:42:27):
And sometimes on Spirit sometimes it's only I.

Speaker 2 (01:42:29):
Don't blame because everybody else in hell do my time
to go? I ain't getting on here.

Speaker 1 (01:42:34):
Nah, yeah, everybody got everybody got jokes man, It's okay, Oh.

Speaker 2 (01:42:40):
Joe. I remember when I was like, I used to
fly Coach. I hadn't flown Coach in a very long time,
but I remember walking by like, man, one day, I'm
gonna be up here, I'm gonna sit up here. And
I remember the first time I bought a first class ticket.
I told my sister. She's like, boy, you spent all
that money. I said, yep. And guess where my sister fly?
First class? All the kids first class, my mom first class.

(01:43:04):
You never put my mom in the back. Hell no,
I think about it. I think we might have a
you know, we got another plan. I think we got
another flan from Atlanta to India, Indy.

Speaker 1 (01:43:18):
Hold on, you know so you know my my grandma
used to say, man a hard headed maga sauce, let
me live. I'm I'm letting you what no, no, no, no,
If you want to live, let's live.

Speaker 2 (01:43:36):
Let's live.

Speaker 1 (01:43:37):
Let's open up Parandora's box and some other areas of
your life, not when it comes like when it listen,
open up the areas of dealing with women, right, all
of them. Give everybody a let's how about try to
whip cream. How about let's start eating ass? Start there? Hey,
hold on, hey to stay with me? No, no, you
say what you want to live?

Speaker 2 (01:43:58):
Right?

Speaker 1 (01:43:58):
How about we start sucking some toes, start sucking to
get you some whipped cream. You got the publics, we
know you ain't l a. What's y'all got y'all got,
y'all got rousse go the round, get you some whipped
cream and try some new ship blindfolder, put something, put
on some hand.

Speaker 2 (01:44:16):
I come up.

Speaker 1 (01:44:17):
Okay, okay, I got to You don't got to fly private.
You ain't got the Flyt's live in other areas.

Speaker 2 (01:44:24):
I said that. I said, zip Tize, oh zipized.

Speaker 1 (01:44:31):
Oh Joe.

Speaker 2 (01:44:31):
I tell you what I'm gonna do with Joe. I
tell you what the first one that Let me put
some old m hmm, some more ox tail gravy. Let
me pull that down in your back.

Speaker 1 (01:44:43):
Let me put the neck bone, neck ball grave butther
fried chicken or pork chop grave o.

Speaker 2 (01:44:49):
Your yeah, count your boy. Now we now we're talking ye,
let me do that. We do that.

Speaker 1 (01:44:57):
That's get Now be.

Speaker 2 (01:45:00):
Getting good old brown or some red eye gravy and
pouring down your back.

Speaker 1 (01:45:04):
Yeah yeah, see that that's perfect. See Now now you're
you're taking things that you're familiar with, things like I
love like text, like yeah, yeah, you love the ingo.
So you you take that. You take those ingredients and
then you add them on the toes or you add
to the to the to the rectum area.

Speaker 2 (01:45:26):
And take another go to work mm hmm, Lord

Speaker 4 (01:45:38):
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