We’re back with Season 3, Episode 69 of Club 520, where Jeff Teague and the guys tell hilarious stories of their experiences at a barber shop, people getting into fights at church, TERRIBLE Door Dash experiences, and much more! #Volume #Club
See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Mark as Played
Transcript
Episode Transcript
Available transcripts are automatically generated. Complete accuracy is not guaranteed.
Speaker 1 (00:01):
The volume. All right, man, we're back another episode of
Club five to twenty Podcasts. I'm the host. My name
is DJ Wells, same gang with me. To my left.
We got my dog Bishop be hearing out the PRAI leaues.
How you what, nasty brother.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
Let's get to it, baby for show me.
Speaker 1 (00:17):
I forgot man. We got to add the green leaf back. Man.
Since we be back in the pool, pill with it
Man the time, Bro vacation Boble school on the way.
You know the vibes.
Speaker 2 (00:24):
People still call me that on Twitter, Bro, because you
started that ship back in the day.
Speaker 1 (00:28):
Shout out to the aliensts man, leave your rooms. Man.
To my right, my dog young not ya, young tig.
How you what? Hoker athlete?
Speaker 2 (00:35):
You know?
Speaker 1 (00:35):
I mean? Oh he got the hokies on. I feel
a man about you know the deal? Okay, Hoker athlete
tap in. I've been rock climbing all type of different stuff.
Speaker 2 (00:44):
What's the color way you want them? The customers for you?
You know.
Speaker 1 (00:49):
They can just keep it. I really want me a
solid blue like royal blue and grayish color. Okay, okay,
al right, be here. You need an all black hocas
with the white lace.
Speaker 2 (01:01):
Oh no, keep me. Whatever y'all got, just give them
so I ain't gonna do too much.
Speaker 1 (01:07):
A lot of soul thick, like the soul so thick.
I used to think my shoes is on wrong.
Speaker 2 (01:13):
It looked like I was like the don't fly though
the hoka written on the side of him like that.
I rolled with them for sure.
Speaker 1 (01:22):
Yeah, they're comfortable though it's okey, a busy shoe, but
it's a simple shoe. I rock with them, rock with.
Speaker 2 (01:29):
We're getting older, though, we got you gotta get some
walking shoes here, So still keep your fly shoes, but
you know you need some good walk around shoes.
Speaker 1 (01:36):
Man, trying to put us into monarchs already.
Speaker 2 (01:39):
Nah, I'm just saying that. You know you're always looking
for comfortable show. You might want to not want to
throw in the Jordan or a phone positive, you might
just want to, you know what I mean, walk around
in some smooth ship. So I rock with the hookers.
Speaker 3 (01:48):
Man.
Speaker 1 (01:49):
I used to wear monarchs and them used to hurt. Actually,
I thought they were like comfortable. They're not comfortable. Man, Listen,
if I just passed them, was flying out the shelf,
the official dash shoes.
Speaker 2 (01:58):
Crazy, how they went up like that Bro.
Speaker 1 (02:00):
The mon Arcs Bro classic Nike shoe. What's one show
I used to wear all the time but I can't
wear no more. I know you had mentioned a couple,
but uh, I.
Speaker 2 (02:11):
Ain't gonna lie Bro. This sounds crazy, but the white
case Swiss going around Bro, that was a staple of
my household.
Speaker 1 (02:19):
Bro, the white case Swiss's used to rock the.
Speaker 2 (02:23):
Low key, that low white og original. That was a
that was the thing.
Speaker 1 (02:28):
If it was a photo shooting of black family, that
was gonna have white shirts, some dinim and some white
case with somebody up.
Speaker 2 (02:34):
We're all they're gonna have that fit on Bro facts.
But that's that's it for me. I would never put
on another period iron shoe I used to wear all
the time that I can't wear now. It's the Barkleys.
Speaker 1 (02:45):
Yeah, I used to wear these days. Was like I
had them in eighth grade. I had them every year
they came out since forever. I had them when I
was a youngster. But I can't. I can't put them on.
They take too much to put on it. But you
gotta pull the back cover it up. Yeah, but yeah,
I ain't got time for up step.
Speaker 2 (03:04):
Bro. It's a method to my mask with them.
Speaker 1 (03:07):
These the diamond turfs any ol g Nike. Shoot, they
got the sock booty and there you gotta pull both.
This has to put it on. But it's a hassle,
even though I'm gonna do it anyway, it'd be like, damn,
I got I'm not taking these shoes off if I
walk in your house. Sorry, they're gonna be on talking
home bro. Oh yeah for sure, I don't. Right now
my life set up. I like to put on shoes.
I can just slide in. That's why I wear the
same shoes all the time. By the door. They be
(03:29):
about the door, I just put my foot in. I'm
Jordan Black Jordan threes. Oh yeah, black hats smutted. We're already, well,
we're every day. They bought the door. Literally, that's crazy. Yeah,
I'm not gonna lie. If y'all seen what I did
to my black metallic files, I feel like ree right now.
I feel like a child. When I looked at those
other I said, I'm out of pocket for violate these
like that. Luckily I hand to beer. Oh they've been
(03:49):
gas station run mall trips, field trips. Help my mama
take us off of her It does not matter about
the metallic files. Got hell of run from me and
they look nasty. I'm just for this disrespectful. Yeah yeah, man,
get waking like that for sure. But how was your
father's days? Man? Which I know those and those you
told you know what I'm saying. You took care of
pops man on the under golf. Yeah, I want. I
(04:10):
want golf on my pops on the simulator you got
and uh I beat him in around. He was hot
and only, but only was golf of the eight iron.
He was pissed. He was trying to tell me you
need to switch it up while you're putting. Man. I
was like, now I'm gonna do it like put putt.
You just give me one club. Wow. Helways pizzed to
like you ain't really you ain't half bad. You just
(04:33):
ass home, my boy? Happy? Give mo there mess up
the vibe he doing? He he actually pretty good though,
but he pulling all his special clubs. And see if
you just listen to me, I hit it in the
bushes one time or the rocks or something. And he
was trying to tell me what club I need to
get out, and I was like, now I get out
my own. I took like fourteen strokes. He was quiet labbing.
(04:57):
I I'm telling you, man, you did this. Man, you
need a wedge. Man, I'm telling you. I'm like, now
I'm gonna get out. No, it just restarted. The game's
gonna restart you. He's sixteen strokes back then start.
Speaker 2 (05:11):
That's all.
Speaker 1 (05:12):
That's hilarious, man, you have to go files day, Brody.
Speaker 2 (05:15):
Yeah, I got a couple alow fits and wires shades.
Okayh you know, I got on the grill. They made
me cook, which was cool, but yeah, it was It
was a good time. Got my dad some stuff. So yeah,
I chill.
Speaker 1 (05:29):
Bro.
Speaker 2 (05:30):
I wasn't doing too much Brother Day off of me, Bro.
Speaker 1 (05:32):
Man, I was seeing a lot of people at the time,
like you know, Mother's Day and Fillsday already saw the bullshit.
I see a lot of men. It was just like, man,
come twelve pm, complaining about to get for lack thereof
for sure, man, nobody cares.
Speaker 2 (05:45):
The only thing I cared about that I didn't like
bro and I not get it, but I didn't like
all the stud love for follows. I don't know. We
gotta find the in between the tweenery Day for y'all.
Speaker 1 (05:56):
But nah, I man, they wasn't getting that day. It
was people getting love.
Speaker 2 (06:01):
On bro for real. Like I was watching videos on
Twitter's what say you got to lock in waking up
to breakfast and bed and like, come on man, just
like ruling the world.
Speaker 1 (06:13):
Bro.
Speaker 2 (06:14):
I was jealous, though. Let me have my moment, bro, Bro,
let me have my moment. Still titties under that shirt?
Speaker 1 (06:22):
Bro. Yes, I don't know if that but forget out
because that's shouts all the follows, man, I had a
good follows the real playing that dude fell out stood
still titties under that shirt.
Speaker 2 (06:44):
Twitter taught me that that's what they said. That's a classic.
I didn't know what.
Speaker 1 (06:52):
That's crazy. March matter fact. Coming next to your Club
twenty at the Hendrick Spirits, we will have the merch.
Speaker 2 (07:02):
Let's go stud sus for two.
Speaker 1 (07:07):
I don't have birthday parties. Over at the hundred Experience,
we will have stud s, t U d s, the
real merch all the way. Still titties under that shirt,
that's crazy. Man. Could we please load up the drake man,
the church man. It's be getting out of pocket. I
don't know what's been on your spirit in these places man,
but loaded up. This is crazy to be in church. Hell, no,
(07:33):
we look way better than that. Emn, How mad you
got to be a little Look at that arm. She
cooked some good old soulful Yeah. If she got that arm,
that mac and cheese is elite.
Speaker 2 (07:50):
That is crazy.
Speaker 4 (07:51):
Bro.
Speaker 2 (07:51):
You know how mad you gotta be to whoop somebody
in the sanctuary?
Speaker 1 (07:55):
Bro? He said, oh, say less, get to put shout
out to the elder who came through with the spirit. Look.
He held it down and said, nah.
Speaker 2 (08:09):
No he did. He used to play football for show what.
Speaker 1 (08:12):
That must be as people. Though he took that. He
tries to back it with the symbol though with the
y'all seen the other pastor? You see the other pastor said,
y'all woman putting that horse hair? Ye it Uh, it's
a dude, it's a past I see it on Instagram.
(08:32):
Was like that horse hair for that comes off a
donkey ass. Take that ship off your head. You gotta
see it. I can't exactly what he said. He he
just said it was for you know, yeah that he ain't.
Speaker 2 (08:47):
Yeah, if women still wearing synthetic hair, you out of pocket.
Speaker 1 (08:50):
I got this human hair.
Speaker 2 (08:52):
All these hands they shave it off and in the
hair over here. Get you on some real heir.
Speaker 1 (08:55):
There's plenty of women who are still going to DJ
Beauty supply bro to get what they need doing.
Speaker 2 (08:59):
Man, and he putting on you know that? Man, don't
do that to yourself.
Speaker 1 (09:02):
What's crazy? The first fighter? This is right here, the
classic brought up to Drake. Yeah, this is.
Speaker 2 (09:06):
During church too.
Speaker 4 (09:09):
Row you start, you walk and this is you got
a mask click in the street and still talking.
Speaker 2 (09:34):
Shut up?
Speaker 1 (09:35):
You can call for your security. Hey man, what's so funny?
Broke got up and menately starts squad. I want him
in the back story incident Broke for you how to
start fighting like that? And then you couldn't take it
no more? Bro to tell you, I know you're gonna
be a church on Sunday. That's why I gonna catch you.
That's got It's a real static bro show.
Speaker 2 (09:57):
But that's crazy. I don't want to whoop nobody in church.
You're supposed to go to church. Clear your mind. Brow
you going there with that type of animosity on your heart? Man,
I ain't never that mad in nobody. Bro.
Speaker 1 (10:08):
Man to say I got to catch you a church
is crazy, man, I don't know what's going on. Man.
We need some therapy. Man. You cannot be squabbing in
the church. Bro, what is this? I was saying, Oh God,
everything everything, Yeah, but haven't beef for churches. Crazy, Bro,
I can't believe that people really even sent this out.
Speaker 2 (10:27):
Man, what about your boy Lamar older though?
Speaker 1 (10:30):
Bro, what you do? That's what y'all kept talking about
in the chat Lamorrow and loaded it up? What was tomorrow? Man?
I'm kind of scared of that. Oh yeah, this is
this is crazy.
Speaker 2 (10:47):
What is that?
Speaker 1 (10:48):
The fact that he SAIDs the passage boys, tomorrow, the
pastor all the ways You're gonna have to work it
out for you because this is crazy. Please again now
with the passage, So.
Speaker 2 (11:06):
Did you see that?
Speaker 1 (11:08):
Scared? Oh this is when he was talking about Kevin Gardner. Yeah,
but the cliff is so crazy.
Speaker 2 (11:16):
You can't say that.
Speaker 1 (11:22):
What the funk makes this immediately funnier? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (11:24):
I remember that. That's wild talking about KG saying that
them old heads be out of pocket.
Speaker 1 (11:31):
Bro, man, it's about time to get your cousin on
the show, man, Bro, bro Ben tripping that Raven's more comment?
What he said about Raven Man? I seen him talking
about Ray J.
Speaker 2 (11:45):
He's snapped on ray J rightfully, so though, yeah, J
was ray J is trying to steal his swag?
Speaker 1 (11:52):
Bro, what you say? Y J said? Why he snapp
on ray J? I said he said that ray J
gave him some weed when he starteen.
Speaker 2 (11:58):
Yeah, basically saying like, right J, shut up. You basically
incriminating yourself. You know what I'm saying. And right J
said he was going to show up the court butt naked,
like nigga what you own? So Orlando was trying to
tell man, clean it up, Bro, you're calling yourself the
King pan like you keep incriminating yourself. You've been giving
kids drugs for a long time. You had me smoking
with you when I was thirteen. So he's snitching. I
(12:22):
don't think he liked that. Right J really trying to
steal his brain. You know, ray J was lying and
say he cracked sixy red. He just been tweaking out
on the drugs, same Orlandos. You know how Orlando said
he was cracking bow and ship like that. He's trying
to steal the method.
Speaker 1 (12:35):
The wow shit.
Speaker 2 (12:36):
Yeah, man, he's been tweaking.
Speaker 1 (12:39):
Well, he said about raving with so that funny, he said,
about it. Come back to come back home. You're not
what it is. He told her she need to come
back to this. I thought her girl was weak of
hear shout out. Bro said, you're not even warming enough.
Come back home. She shaved her head once to know. No,
(13:05):
I'm the only man in this relationship. Crazy man. Leanta
Brown is one of the funniest people ever.
Speaker 2 (13:13):
Bro, who matter? Gotta pay him to come on the show. Bro,
he ain't gonna come on love like everybody else.
Speaker 1 (13:18):
We got to pay the fee for Orlando. We're gonna
try to go for me.
Speaker 2 (13:21):
Man.
Speaker 1 (13:21):
If you want Orlanda Brown this podcast Tappy in Man,
I don't know how much that appearance, cause we're gonna
figure out. I wonder how much you're gonna charge me.
I guess you need a family discount. That's a fact. Dang.
Speaker 2 (13:32):
He probably gave you about probably say five counter bands,
Orlando worth five not becauz.
Speaker 1 (13:42):
I said, we gotta get the family discount, man.
Speaker 2 (13:43):
If you have to can for show five.
Speaker 1 (13:45):
I was watching Joe but podcast whyle they say money
bag Yo had surgery? Is that real? Did you see
that on his body? On his face? Oh? I ain't
see that. No, I ain't seen that. That's two times
on my timeline with his shirt off, and I am
tired of it. I am sick of it all the way.
Algorithm man getting me out of it, please, Yeah, they
(14:08):
I don't know. I've seen a clip that was saying
that Joe Buden was talking about yeah, surgery, he looked different. Now. Yeah,
I ain't seen him in a while or heard no
new music from I'm surprised that. Typically summertime it's when money.
I was like, I was just I didn't know if
that was fake or not. I'm like that fake surgery
on the face. Yeah, probably got a good skin care routine.
(14:29):
Now the NBA Finals are here, fellas, and this is
your last chance so we can play some bets on
these games. Man Draft Kings. You know that's our betting
sponsor and the official betting sponsor for the NBA. For
we ready to tap in. Man, what you got for me?
Speaker 2 (14:42):
That fire to get three hundred dollars in bonus?
Speaker 1 (14:44):
Best, Man, five dollars, get you three hundred dollars in bonus.
Best if your bet.
Speaker 2 (14:47):
Wins, Man, I'm taking with that bet. I'm taking the
Oklahoma City thud smack the Patriots this year.
Speaker 1 (14:53):
Come on, you know what I'm I'm using that bonus
bit to put it in for my ada the patrios.
You're gonna get this crown just like Draft Kings said.
And listen, this is special for first time betters on DraftKings.
Five dollars gets you three hundred dollars in bonus. Best
if your bet wins.
Speaker 2 (15:07):
Don't miss your last chance to bet on the NBA season.
Download DraftKings. Put in promo Cold Club five twenty.
Speaker 1 (15:12):
That's again promo Code Club five twenty. Fellers, Yeah, laughing
at me, But hey, if you bet that five dollars
and you get three hundred dollars back on that bonus
bit for show only on DraftKings, the crowd is yours.
Speaker 5 (15:24):
Gambling problem called one eight hundred gambler in New York
called eight seven seven eight open wire text hope and
wy at four six seven three six nine. In Connecticut,
help is available for a problem gambling called eight eight
eight seven eight nine seven seven seven seven or visit
CCPG dot org. Please play responsibly on behalf of boothill
ca A Cinnamin Resorting Kansas twenty one on over agent
eligibility varies by jurisdiction Voyd and Ontario. Bet must win
(15:46):
to receive reward. Minimum minus five hundred odds required. Bonus
bets expire one hundred and sixty eight hours after issue.
In four additional terms and responsible gaming resources see DKNG,
dot co slash audio.
Speaker 1 (15:57):
Get will soon, man one on what's going on?
Speaker 2 (15:58):
Shout out to many back please is that here getting
served you though? Everything?
Speaker 1 (16:01):
Look it up? See if that's find a clip. Times
are different, bro, you know what I'm saying. Gunna got
the burking for his bday and people on his head
about it. It's just like why his niggas getting purses?
He got a burking bag? Yeah for the for the gifts.
Somebody gave him one first, Yes, like a gym like.
Speaker 2 (16:18):
I ain't.
Speaker 1 (16:20):
No like heard it. I heard about it. It's it's now.
I don't know too much about the Barkers my text bracket,
but yeah, it look it looked like a person respectfully.
Is that real? I don't know. I just heard him
talking about That's no way that's real. Now that don't
look like that gotta be sent heled, Man.
Speaker 3 (16:45):
You got a lot of ship. He looks like he
got a lot. A lot doing and I guess people
are just now noticing. Damn wasn't the most The picture
didn't favor.
Speaker 1 (16:59):
Him the best. That don't look like but yeah, I'm
installing him out. That looked crazy.
Speaker 3 (17:04):
Though he got it done, whatever they say he got done,
he wouldn't gut it.
Speaker 1 (17:09):
Joe was wid We got eyes. You remember when you
came out and we're looking at you now, you guys,
what do you think the response would be if somebody
came out and said, yeah, you have a little bit
of here here and I thought.
Speaker 2 (17:24):
My eyes pulled up. Yeah, surgery out of pocket?
Speaker 1 (17:28):
Before man, I was gonna ask.
Speaker 2 (17:29):
You that the surgery out of pocket?
Speaker 1 (17:33):
I mean, I don't think airline surgery and stuff is
out of pocket. No, if women can go get weeds, bro,
you can go to you can go to Turkey. Bro.
I ain't not at you my ministry, but do your
think I am all right?
Speaker 2 (17:44):
So what about your body?
Speaker 1 (17:46):
Though?
Speaker 2 (17:47):
Y'all give a hairline to pass? What about if.
Speaker 1 (17:50):
You're going to get the fake ads. That's nasty and
you deserve to be Joe Lo. You deserve it because
you can go work out. Bro. Bro, Yeah, Bro, you
going to the vacuum as a man that's just lazy, bro.
Lock in Also, it's just lazy. It's not a froid
of ball. I'm not that's not something I'm not looking
anyway because you know that's not my ministry by any means.
(18:13):
But that's wow, Bro, that's not something I wouldn't go
get surgery for.
Speaker 2 (18:17):
Y'all judged me if I I'm definitely just me, just
me now everybody else, y'all gonna judge me.
Speaker 1 (18:22):
I'm only gonna judge it. You know Instagram, become a
fitness instructor. You know you can't start doing the motivating
work on I'm literally going play that clip where you
said he was crowdsurfing j and then he started playing
getting sex. And I'm a player. Every time I see
you get some, you donna turn me up. Turn that Jason,
(18:46):
go ahead, time we go, every time we go work out,
I was like playing something. Man.
Speaker 2 (18:52):
I can't even believe y'all would judge me if I
out some mass.
Speaker 1 (18:57):
Bro, I'm only judging if you get on Instagram you
a tank top your I am gonna live my I'm
judging you, bro. I'm say that's sassy. Bro, You're gonna
video signed up today? What what's the deal with the hair?
They got that big dollar house, Richard Simmons. That's what
(19:19):
I'm gonna start calling you. I call you Richard Simmons
the whole time. By gonna come back like buddy love.
Speaker 2 (19:25):
That was.
Speaker 1 (19:27):
What the real shot? People te what's the ship? Was it?
Not tabo? What was it? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (19:44):
Bro, I can't believe y'all judged somebody. Forget if y'all
got new hairlines and I got some man.
Speaker 1 (19:50):
The difference, Bro, that's different. Bro, Bro that your hairline
is fake. He fought that fight. Bro, he couldn't fight it.
No fake, Bro. You can go to the gym, bro
and get the body you walk. I can't do nothing.
You push us my.
Speaker 2 (20:05):
Hairs under this, bro, They're just gonna make them show y'all.
A nigga literally has to draw on your head.
Speaker 3 (20:13):
Bro.
Speaker 1 (20:15):
Moving stuff, you are moving stuff on the back. Put
it to the front, poles, you're taking stuff from the front.
Put it with a wagon.
Speaker 2 (20:27):
Imbout the poet.
Speaker 1 (20:30):
Nigga getting it's insane. No, but you'a ain't gonna judge me.
Speaker 2 (20:38):
That's coming around with it like everybody's like somebody came
here and said, I'm paying for everybody just surgery. Only
pick your surgery, y'all. Nigger speak carolines and I pick apps.
Y'all really out of pocket?
Speaker 1 (20:49):
No, you're out because I always got clothes, y'all.
Speaker 2 (20:54):
Y'gas come over with a.
Speaker 1 (20:55):
Fresh line of ship. Actually crispy on the top, super crispy.
Steve Harvey, you never know.
Speaker 2 (21:04):
You chat these niggas judging, and we'll get the same thing.
If somebody pay for your surgery, get your hairline back, right,
y'all are going to do it?
Speaker 1 (21:11):
No, I ain't gonna do it anyway. I just I
don't care that much. I'm already married. Who cares? I mean, respect,
It just be funny. I mean, people be like, yeah,
girls can do it, man can't. Well, yeah, there's a
couple of things that we can do that they can't,
so that's fair. But as a man, that's wow. Bro. Yeah,
I just don't feel like the man should have surgery
on their body, just like cosmetic surgery.
Speaker 2 (21:32):
Yeah, bro, nothing.
Speaker 1 (21:34):
Shake me up. It's crazy. And there'd be the people
who have it and they move to a new city
become a totally different person. Like cosmetic surgery as a
man is crazy.
Speaker 2 (21:42):
Jeff got a gym. I'm in that bach every day.
Ahead be own shirt off, and I have no respect.
I might ben you, bro, it's fake.
Speaker 1 (21:54):
Bro. They get mad at women with women have cosmeic surgery.
They got it. What did she do?
Speaker 2 (22:00):
Bro? I told y'all she had the weight loss commercial. Bro,
she went under the sunction. Bro, she went under the
Amazon machine.
Speaker 1 (22:09):
Bro.
Speaker 2 (22:09):
Y'all never said nothing to her.
Speaker 1 (22:10):
You hate, Bro. She had alwayship early, Bro, y'all just
had a recipe this thing. Then when the girls had
a surgery, they still got to work out to maintain it.
Speaker 2 (22:18):
Most I think girls do forget that part.
Speaker 1 (22:20):
So I get it with girls, but I don't. I
just so now you.
Speaker 2 (22:24):
Don't get it with me.
Speaker 1 (22:25):
Bro.
Speaker 2 (22:25):
I'm in the gym and you said you're gonna ban
me from your gym.
Speaker 1 (22:28):
Because Bro, why are you coming here taking your shirt off?
Speaker 2 (22:33):
I take off my shirt anyway.
Speaker 1 (22:34):
That's how you know. When most niggas had surgery the
whole body, they start getting super tatted.
Speaker 2 (22:40):
We're flooding the gates for sure.
Speaker 1 (22:43):
That's like the quay fish for the women. Yeah yeah, listen,
you can't take it off and playing fit so you
be walking with no shirt.
Speaker 2 (22:52):
Is crazy, my shirt off there. I don't give the fure.
But I'm saying, y'all to judge nigga because he got
some new ads and I, damn, you got a new hairline.
Speaker 1 (23:00):
That mother fucker cool.
Speaker 2 (23:01):
That's crazy to me, y'all. It's cosmetic surgery.
Speaker 1 (23:05):
Now, if you go get the beard, you're nasty and
you deserve to be judged. Bro, if you get a beard,
yeah you're going to Turkey. Get the beer. You're nasty.
I don't know, bro, adding a beer to your face
is crazy, that is, but.
Speaker 2 (23:18):
It's a game changer. I seen James Trn without his beer. Bro,
that's nigga's motivation. But that's from God. You can't do it.
But I'm saying it makes you look different like Jimmy
grew and shit out like, damn a beer, y I
wouldn't get the beard, got a full beer, so you
can say shit.
Speaker 1 (23:34):
Like, yeah, you know it's funny. That was just like
if you tell you away from everybody. If men just
had to go no haircuts, no nothing, just all. You
know what I'm saying, God intended and women that would
just like, the world be a crazy place because a
nigga not getting the haircut for years. It's crazy, bro,
I think it'll be worse than a woman though, Like
what you mean the woman couldn't do it get the
hair done. Yeah, Like take it back to cobD. Everybody
(23:55):
was stuck in the house. You had to get it
how you live. You couldn't do hair, your hair was
your hair just three times, be a natural board then
them zoom calls was crazy.
Speaker 2 (24:05):
I wouldn't.
Speaker 1 (24:06):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (24:07):
Some girls, a lot of women actually not something. A
lot of women would would be depressed before dudes. Oh yeah,
and I get their hair now I think. I mean
niggas sit in jail, bro, don't care about you.
Speaker 1 (24:18):
That'll be more of like that'll be a black thing. Yeah, yeah, facts, bro,
because a lot of a lot of white girls don't
go get their hair done. Yeah yeah, I mean I'm not.
I mean I don't know they might, but.
Speaker 2 (24:31):
I feel not like not like us. Yeah, I feel different.
Speaker 1 (24:34):
Yeah. Yeah, that is priority in our community for sure.
And we spend a lot of money that space. I
mean everybody does. But we as black and so much
spend a lot of money in tho spaces as so long.
Speaker 2 (24:43):
As you go without getting a haircut, uh, I'm.
Speaker 1 (24:48):
Not like I have. Can I have a clipper like
my own clippers, just not my mustache now, but like
if I can get it, you mean, like I could
just get the clippers and knock my mustache down, like not.
Speaker 2 (25:02):
Let it just keep going. Have you ever tried to
lay yourself up like like shit, No, they gotta pay
a barber to that. I don't fuck around your niggas
at don't cut yea.
Speaker 1 (25:11):
I tried one time, Nigga, my mustache was too big, bro.
I tried, bro here, nigga went to the barbershop, had to
shave all this shit off.
Speaker 2 (25:18):
Bro.
Speaker 1 (25:19):
I was like twenty one to two, so it wasn't
too crazy. And itways right before I went out of town.
We look at them with me and Hollis. I was
in that mother with a baby face. I also happy
around people I didn't know I got back home. That
was what the fuck lester Yeah, bro straight chest terrible,
like my mustache down.
Speaker 2 (25:36):
Yeah, he had his face shaved all the way before.
Speaker 1 (25:40):
When I went to the Dominican barbershop. I understand them.
Y'all think I'll be playing, I can't. If you got
an accent, it's like a thousand percent chance I don't
understand what you're saying. It's for real, bro, Like, I
am the most niggers personally probably ever meet. Like, you
have to talk straight English to me, and I live
(26:00):
in a house where they speak a little Spanish, and
like I said, I can't understand nobody. And that's a fact.
So I went to the shop and they said. I
was like, Yo, just give me a line up. Really,
I'm gonna get out of here. He said, clean up everything.
I said, pause, you know, being funny and dude like
(26:20):
he said, Rocky started laughing. He was like, he was
like okay face and I was like, ship, you're just
lining up? He said everything. I said, Yeah, give me
a line up. I don't know, Ship, he said. I said,
that ain't what you're to do. Brother, He said, you
said everything he said. He was like, he said everything
(26:47):
I said. Man, that's why I come here. I understand
what I'm talking about. Man, Man, my dog, I've never
been back. Listen.
Speaker 2 (26:56):
First of all, you're too old to be going to
random chairs into a barbershop, barbershop, etiquet one on one here.
I'm glad we're this Nigga is forty going to a
random chair in the Dominican barbershop.
Speaker 1 (27:08):
It was a it was ad. Carlos told me, Carlos whatever,
Bro posted the picture shots on my birthday. She did, Carlos,
did you like that?
Speaker 3 (27:21):
Bro?
Speaker 2 (27:22):
Carlos get busy. They told me he was the one.
He is all right crazy. They was playing all that Dominican.
He must have been in the vibe like it was
he'd be in her dance. They had the hookah and
tell them chairs Carlos man up at the pit, She said,
(27:42):
the pig, Bro, I swear got Carlos cuts like here here, Bro,
like I'm taking God.
Speaker 1 (27:49):
I'm not saying, I'm just telling you what he did
to me.
Speaker 2 (27:52):
And carl was like for Carlos to start off a
haircut with your mustange.
Speaker 1 (27:58):
Straight off off the drip, Bro. To the point I
was just like he set me back and I already
don't you know what I mean? I got like nervous problems,
like when somebody like sit you back and they put
the towel over you. I'm not one of them type
of guys. Time no no, no, no no, no, putting nothing
on my face. I need to say everything that's going on,
(28:21):
white and nobody on to sneak in and get the
punching on me. I need to see everything relaxed.
Speaker 2 (28:27):
Bro.
Speaker 1 (28:27):
No, no, no, I've been in the barbershope one time.
So I got the hotel treatment. But he said, like courtious,
I don't want no random talent, Bro.
Speaker 2 (28:41):
The hot town is essential, brow.
Speaker 1 (28:43):
It is about treatment. I don't know, y'all tell right, Bro,
I'm straight, that's my whole point. But what y'all leaning
me back for? Why you finding a picture?
Speaker 2 (28:58):
Wait?
Speaker 1 (28:58):
Why was that accessible? Carlongs? You out of the pocket? Man? Bro?
What s what we doing where you pure? B it
took the bro and I ain't going nowhere for like
three days. Try to let it grow back a little
bit so that she got me on like day three,
(29:21):
two or three.
Speaker 2 (29:22):
So now you still line yourself up to.
Speaker 1 (29:25):
Now I go to my guy now like, but yeah,
I will. Though I don't like getting haircuts. Oh yeah,
they take too long, Bro, I ain't they like and
I hate talking. Yeah, I don't know, man, I rather
not have work hats all the time. That's why I
don't like haircuts. I really let my hair grow all
the way out and never get a hair cut. That's insane, bro,
(29:48):
Because Bro, it takes too long.
Speaker 2 (29:50):
Bro, I only get a line up, so you got
a coach.
Speaker 1 (29:52):
And yeah, and y'all only like y'all going to New York.
You'll like me get to cut and yeah, i' nothing to.
Speaker 2 (30:00):
My boys, Slim if you're in New York tap in
New York City, my boy Slim the barber nothing bro like.
Speaker 1 (30:07):
Yeah, I'll be fuling bad for I see that like
their parents walking the barber shop and they got like
multiple kids. I said, ooh, I know your pockets is
mad because haircutse ain't cheap no more. No bro, the
barbers are the streamers now and they run you about
a fifty piece r.
Speaker 2 (30:20):
No, my people are rather a few Clay Institute. Shout
out to Jane. They'll take care of you well, friendly fee.
Speaker 1 (30:26):
I'm robbed out a payer, but you know I'm gonna
try to go to what's rchel what's her name? Yeah,
I'm about yeah, I was about to go get a
couple of hers. She told me, first one free, the
next one sixty. I won't be going to you.
Speaker 2 (30:42):
Shout out the freaking rade.
Speaker 1 (30:44):
You charged too much for me killing. I mean respect
to your ben and you do good work, but I
mean sixty, that's that's what you got a beard line up,
but you're gonna probably pay about fifty five. Sixty is
what it is. Why I go run, I give you
my sixty, but I'm only going once a month.
Speaker 2 (31:01):
That's all you probably really like.
Speaker 1 (31:02):
Imagine going to the barber show like y'all go every week,
I'll go everywhere. I'll go sixty piece every week. Crazy
how muche mar Mount why he came when he came
up to me and said, I cut Mount here people,
I thought you was going for the twenty five. I'm like,
who tap in with Mount boarding sixty? Man? You know
(31:23):
when haircuts got more expensive than weed, that's what sh
it just got wicked. Talk to amount this, nigga. Hey,
this applies the ninety nine percent of the world. I
mean ninety nine percent of the nation, not ninety eight
point nine. I mean ninety nine.
Speaker 2 (31:42):
Just like that paternity ses you took.
Speaker 1 (31:44):
Okay, and if you do one percent is don't apply
to you. But for the rest of y'all ninety nine percent. Man,
tap in boost mobile coverage nationwide you apply for this
is great. Tap in with boost Mobile. If you switch
over to Boostmobile right now, you can get an iPhone
fifteen with crazy camera work.
Speaker 2 (32:00):
It is a forty eight making pistol camera for ninety
nine dollars and ninety nine cents.
Speaker 1 (32:04):
That's right, ninety nine dollars and ninety nine cents on
a five G network. It's nationwide, and I'm ninety nine
percent sure that boost Mopent just gave us a crazy
deal with this promo. Now, this is crazy.
Speaker 2 (32:15):
You are the father.
Speaker 1 (32:17):
It does require credit qualification, ID verification and an activation
on a six dollars plan. Taxes are extra and five
G speeds may not be available in all areas. Hey, man,
since I got no beer to be like thirty five huh.
Speaker 2 (32:30):
But that's why I'll be telling people. Man, you gotta
also gotta need to tap it with women who know
how to do their own hair a lot of shit
because that shit is costly.
Speaker 1 (32:38):
Bro.
Speaker 2 (32:38):
Just to groom yourself, keep yourself up. Bro, that's a bill, bro.
Speaker 1 (32:42):
You're talking about for women. Tell you nigga, wom y'all
pay for y'all girls here? No, I definitely had before
she stuff. She do her own here, that's a blessing. Yeah, yeah,
they don't need something nail pay for that eyebrows last
something somethings gonna hit you. Yeah, like that's crazy, like
(33:02):
my daughters how to hustle. I ain't never paid for
that like you might have been. Don't didn't notice it.
You might have gave him a AO a couple of hundred.
I'm saying my path like yeah, in my previous like before,
I'm talking about with Pete all right now, oh no,
I've never and I've seen her get her hair done before. Yeah,
(33:25):
she's still chir yeah she but she.
Speaker 2 (33:27):
I don't think he goes like that though she ain't
in every week. Hell, girls to get their hair, no bulls,
bro every every week, every other.
Speaker 1 (33:35):
Bro, that's crazy.
Speaker 2 (33:37):
He might go get a trim or something feeling. But nah,
I'm talking about girls that get installings.
Speaker 1 (33:43):
Brother, that is tough.
Speaker 2 (33:44):
Every two weeks. That's I'm three four hundred dollars of a walk.
Speaker 1 (33:48):
Bless the kids. Motherfucker still get to hair.
Speaker 2 (33:54):
So then, yes, well that's essential.
Speaker 1 (33:57):
That's still a thing. So in a crazy day if
you look anywhere else, so always being wigs, now, no, no,
that's what they want to I thought that's what Dirk said.
I don't know what get the wig that bar she
(34:17):
want to get the wig and tell you. Yeah, that's
why I I thought that's what everybody was just right
sowing that end. Bro. Nah, not like with the with
the the meek meals under Yes, it's still a thing.
Speaker 3 (34:33):
Nah.
Speaker 1 (34:33):
They be having a stocking cap on under that and
they just put it on top of the raige. Bro,
there's definitely some like mics underneath that. I'm talking they
used to get it so then then the girl had
that thing in for like a month and it smelled
like weed and everything to the club you.
Speaker 2 (34:52):
Can here, Yeah, someone is a real, a real thing. Bro.
Like people who sell here, they make a killing.
Speaker 1 (35:00):
Bro. Still, people, it's not funny. I'd be feeling bad
for people. They're just like man, I like Shorty, but
I can't I can't maintain her upkeep. It's just like, Bro,
she can't even But it's.
Speaker 2 (35:10):
A lot though, Bro, that's why we natural here. Bro,
you are lucky.
Speaker 1 (35:15):
But I guess I'm out of the look because I
thought wigs was like they still too. I thought they
could take them off, like you can take a work off.
That's sucking the wig on and it's still be up
in the back. They just going on a little cool
in the front. But in the back, you can lift
that motherfucker up on my soul. That's what I thought
they was doing. I know they were still getting they
(35:37):
were still getting the braids and sitting down, and they
thought they were the wigner. Bro, it's wicked. Shout out
to them.
Speaker 2 (35:46):
But that's what I mean.
Speaker 1 (35:47):
You.
Speaker 2 (35:47):
I don't expect you to know, but we deal with
a natural motherfucker.
Speaker 1 (35:50):
Bro.
Speaker 2 (35:50):
That's that's a benefit. One thousand percent. Bro.
Speaker 1 (35:54):
Yeah upkeeper Humans is not cheap at all.
Speaker 2 (35:55):
Man hands and feet they cost. That's you a couple
of hundred. I can brow sixty ship make up if
your girl faces, motherfucker look like a crunch bar ship.
Speaker 1 (36:08):
How y'all feel about makeup one twenty? I don't need it,
but go crazy. I hate a lot of makeup, but
I'm not a Yeah, make a personal but.
Speaker 2 (36:17):
I go crazy because your pillows and ship just be
all fucked up. Girls are not gonna wipe their face off,
right Uh.
Speaker 1 (36:25):
After two shots of the Judio, they're gonna go to
sleep without wiping their face off. And now I got
castro on my pillow. I'm tight.
Speaker 2 (36:31):
Nigga Snize was drunk so one night, Nigga she had
a rag, nigga a warrior rag. I said, that's the
dish rag. I said, I hate the pants of that motherfucker.
I know we had a time and like, but my lord,
nigga do her ship like this, I said, changed, I
(36:54):
was fitting layer down. Niggas starting this with the.
Speaker 1 (37:00):
Real bro.
Speaker 2 (37:01):
Bakeup is a tough task, bro.
Speaker 1 (37:04):
And the funny shit about all this is that the
service providers and the people who want the service done
they need all the time. Bro, they be getting old
so bad.
Speaker 2 (37:12):
On everything, Bro that I'll be telling the like when
niggas deal a little girls are like, Bro, now she
telling you how much it costs, that's a She's gonna
expect you to keep up with that.
Speaker 1 (37:21):
Do you respect that? Like you think like man should
do that.
Speaker 2 (37:25):
Yeah. If your woman her makeup, lash his nails, all
that shit done all the time, and that's who she
is and she keep it up, you should feel that. Boy,
at least two weeks if she get it done every week, take.
Speaker 1 (37:36):
Two weeks, I say, contribute for sure.
Speaker 2 (37:38):
At least cut her half.
Speaker 1 (37:39):
Bro.
Speaker 2 (37:39):
Now she women got to get a lot of shit done.
Speaker 1 (37:41):
Now she come in acting different than you know, say,
conversation needs to be had, like we were talking all
the time, you eating off freight o on your ID
story all of the week. Don't tell me we're going
to recurse Saturday, because that's not how you what. But
if that's what you be old, then I respect it.
So when you get her, she already was getting five
hundred dollars here here, five hundred dollars.
Speaker 2 (37:59):
You gotta stay center to fifty. Okay, center to fifty.
I mean I don't really reckon.
Speaker 1 (38:05):
Enough, but she do fire her own you step in?
Are you just saying you got a contribute you ain't
got to take over?
Speaker 2 (38:13):
Yeah, you ain't got you ain't got to take over, bro,
Like I'm not if I'm hanging wood and yeah I
got half.
Speaker 1 (38:19):
Okay, sure half is respectful, half half is respect I
got half of someone their WiFi.
Speaker 2 (38:25):
Yeah, don't don't go too crazy though, Like I don't know.
It just depends on the level too that you're dealing with. Now.
If this is your girl, you made her your girl, bro,
you probably you might have to step in and take.
Speaker 1 (38:35):
Who messed up the game? Where that was the thing
all the game?
Speaker 4 (38:38):
Man?
Speaker 2 (38:39):
That was never I don't I don't don't think the
ogs in the nineties. I think we did.
Speaker 1 (38:43):
We messed it up. We had to.
Speaker 2 (38:45):
I don't remember were the biggest tricks ever. I talked
to my old heads just over at Culture about back
in the day, like they like, y'all niggas are my
persons and shoes that cost one thousand dollars. They going
on these trips, y'all pulling up with cars with bow
was on the top. Bro, It's like, damn cars really
wasn't that expensive back then. You're right, you gotta think
(39:05):
like even with school, like with kids, like, Bro, my
fucker's getting Honda cors Cavaliers, Aleros, Thunderbirds. Real shit, Bro,
these kids is driving my nice shit. So you know
your woman got to be them there with a cool
little whip, so shit is more expensive. We fucked the
game up. Social media fucked the game up, broll Mark.
(39:26):
We just talked about the money bag nigga bond already
nigga a new Lambou pink lamb Bo.
Speaker 1 (39:31):
Bro.
Speaker 2 (39:31):
Look what was battling against, Bro?
Speaker 1 (39:33):
And it ain't even if that factause you know people
who got already spent it. But now everybody can see it.
I deserve this. You live in a two bedroom with
your cousin. I'm not putting all these flowers in here.
You out of pocket. We got to get you about
the situation before we try to do the extra shit.
You want to go to Tulum and you ain't got
your back to fix. I have a problem with that.
I'm all.
Speaker 2 (39:51):
I'm all for you getting in a woman's life and
helping her wear shit, but you taking over four throttle.
You don't have to. It's not a requirement if you
do cool. But I don't think when should put that
pressure on the man to come in and take over
their life like that.
Speaker 1 (40:03):
And somebody who really fuck with you ain't gonna put
that type of pressure on you. More importantly, if they
rock with you and they see you contribute and you
hold it down, people gonna be realistic. By the Internet
is not a real place. Everybody's not living like that.
Y'all know that. I hate people they think the Internet
are real. That's that's a different game you're playing there.
Speaker 2 (40:17):
See, I hate the Internet is real to a certain extent.
Speaker 1 (40:21):
Bro.
Speaker 2 (40:21):
I don't think everybody living a fake life on the Internet.
Speaker 1 (40:24):
There are a lot of people. Everybody show the highlights
not true.
Speaker 2 (40:27):
Yes, that's that part is real. But if somebody's really
showing you the highlights, and the highlights are a part
of their real life, bro, you gotta honor it.
Speaker 1 (40:34):
Respect.
Speaker 2 (40:34):
If a girl going out to eat with her friends
all the time and buying four lemon drops, you know,
when you got to eat with her, she's like, nigga,
I did this, I do this. The girls hide the
nigga that they be with. Sometimes I get it, Yeah,
you know what I mean. But if you get to
know a girl and she really nigga, drink three or
four limb drops in the steak nigga, you can't take
her somewhere and expect her to get the advertised nigga.
Speaker 1 (40:54):
But but then when I drop you off, I see,
I see, like because some girls now your priorities. I'm
just saying. Some girls just get money sent to them
like they don't really be having true they ship together.
Some niggas just be sending one thousand dollars fifteen hundred,
two thousand.
Speaker 2 (41:11):
We've seen it facts and then you know them and
you like, but see, that's why you're smart. So do
the Is she getting that money sent to her?
Speaker 1 (41:19):
Cool?
Speaker 2 (41:19):
Is she going on to day and you spend that
money on the date, don't pay, don't put none on
no bill, don't put her in a better apartment. Mitch drive,
pull up with that cavalier. We're gonna go to roof Chris,
but she about to draw that card. This room, Chris
ain't lead to a motherfucker, dude. You know what I mean,
new baby, That's what I said, Like, you're right, bro,
will you see a motherfucker really not living their reps?
Speaker 1 (41:41):
I am.
Speaker 2 (41:41):
If I'm fucking with you, We're gonna go to this
motherfucking sexual the apartment. I'm gonna thrash you just like
it's a motherfuck imagine. But I'm not about to buy
If you ain't on no bed and were cracking on
this motherfucker air mattress.
Speaker 1 (41:53):
I'm not buying you no bed now. If I'm pumping
this motherfucker, you don't go to walk Water to get you.
That's all I'm saying. Where they at?
Speaker 2 (42:03):
Yeah, facts, facts, I think, and I think it's our
job to get people the game on that because I
think niggas come in and they like a girl so much,
or niggas that ain't never had no fire women before
they get some money. That's why the girls get out
of pocket. Like the girls who really can't take care
of themselves, they be like, damn, I done found the
nigga that's Christmas. Then they would come in. He suck
it up for everybody else after him, because you just
(42:25):
took that girl off their air mashers and put her
up real nice. Now, every nigga that come after you
got to keep up to that. Well, that's her mentality.
Speaker 1 (42:34):
And across the board, man, you should not be working
your hardst to take care of somebody else. Just reevaluate
what you got going on. It. See a lot of
dudes stressed because they can't keep over with the times,
whether it be money shoes. Just take your time, get
your shit together, bro. The people who really rock with
you gonna rock with you. Bro. You can't stretch yourself
off working to take care of a woman. Bro.
Speaker 2 (42:49):
I feel that it's hard to tell them, motherfucker though,
that they ain't never had no women before with some
money or what to do. Though that is true. Niggas
get goofy early and be mad later about that shit.
But it be theigs to just catch on like the
late bloomers to the women. That's what turned them in
the horses though. Now, Bro, they different I G models,
that's all. They're looking forward. Every ig model got a
(43:10):
niggas who ain't never had no holes with some money
in their d m s and they milking them guarantee.
Speaker 1 (43:15):
And he's willing and ready. They never seen her, they're
gonna never sniff it. But he's gonna send that directly positive.
Speaker 2 (43:22):
So I don't know. It's a women's playground out here.
But get right, fellas, Get right.
Speaker 1 (43:26):
Man, be careful for showy man. What's up with your boy?
R Kelly? Be here? Man, my boy, that's the hell
of a transition. He went from G to R Kelly say,
we know he don't like them. R Kelly.
Speaker 2 (43:40):
R Kelly had to fen in jail. How to get
rushed to the nearest hospital. He took something, probably bro
Kelly brop out of here. Man, y'all can't kill a man.
Speaker 1 (43:53):
Whoever did that? Was it him or he tried to
kill yourself.
Speaker 2 (43:57):
I don't know what really, but I think they said
it's a stunt.
Speaker 1 (44:00):
They say it's chuddarboar right now. So trying to get
out of there. Whatever you gotta do, Bro, we wait
for the tool.
Speaker 2 (44:08):
Oh man, I'm going to the repass. I don't want
to go to the funeral, bro. I want to go
to the repass. Bro. They can't take Kelly out like
this though.
Speaker 1 (44:20):
Kelly can't take itself. You know.
Speaker 2 (44:23):
Celebrities, Bro, they I don't know, man, We're gonna have
to get more into it. But I think they be
trying to kill them niggas while they enjoy it.
Speaker 1 (44:30):
I think celebrities need to go to like a celebrity jail.
Speaker 2 (44:33):
All that to be lit.
Speaker 1 (44:35):
That is crazy, Like if you had any type of
status or something, I think you should be put in
a jail. That's like in DC somewhere.
Speaker 2 (44:43):
Yea, because you're not safe. Nah, you're really not safe
and general population.
Speaker 1 (44:48):
And then they need to stream it and call it
celebrity jail and put it on Netflix.
Speaker 2 (44:53):
God, yeah, everybody watch, bro, say.
Speaker 1 (44:59):
You got R Kelly all the famous murder murder murder
with him? He in there? Who else famous in jail?
That's crazy? Tory Lane?
Speaker 2 (45:13):
Yeah, what's my boy from New York? They used to
crash out, big cocky nigga that used to wrap I
can't remember his name. Fuck uh, I know you're talking
about my battle wrapping home Brooklyn. Yeah, Uh yeah, I
can't think of his name. He was like Rocky Force.
Speaker 1 (45:28):
I can't think his name.
Speaker 2 (45:30):
But y'all know what I'm talking about.
Speaker 1 (45:31):
Sty Free the wife was in the shootout. Well, I
can't think of my old buddy. Not cool. What's the
little short one? They always be popping he'd be popping
him in dude that started the podcast stuff?
Speaker 2 (45:46):
Oh yeah, to text tone, text tone, all right, text tone.
I can't think of the name.
Speaker 1 (45:52):
Damn, we'll figured out. But that'll be lit though, that'll
be lit. That boy that a fu TV up. And
they would have had the chrisly dude, the white boy.
He would have had him in there. Crazy. The people
would be so upset. They're just like, wait, first people
get to go to jail and make more money'll be
(46:13):
a better condition by themselves. You just streaming. They wouldn't
make no money, but everybody, oh everybody, they had this
crazy So they got to work to pay the restitutions. Okay,
I said, but they just get to stream their whole
life every time they wake up. R Kelly trying to
make songs in jail. People talking to him like I
(46:34):
gotta go in the studio. People are talking to him
like the chat chat asking what you're gonna do to
like kill I was doing last night, nigg what you
think Diddy.
Speaker 2 (46:43):
On the board, r Kelly and the booth legendary.
Speaker 1 (46:52):
Oh has to be by himself. He cannot be with
the rest of the pot to get out too. They've
been there for a minute. It's a couple like legendary
wrestling people that's in jail for real. Yeah, it's one
lady that was like, forgot her name. They go to
jail for one one for drunk driving. She killed somebody driving.
Jesus forgot her name. She was like the most famous
(47:13):
girl in wrestling when it first started coming. She was
the most famousirst on the internet. Actually, hey man, when
he first started going, when wrestlers crashed out, they be
crashing out. Oh yeah, speaking of how you feel about
gold Bert come back? Gold Bert come back?
Speaker 2 (47:27):
Every three years, I ain't nothing, no shout out to
gold Bird. I remember him. What happened to go to
is Goda's still alive?
Speaker 1 (47:35):
Yeah, he's still alive. Gold just had one of the
craziest moves of all.
Speaker 2 (47:39):
Times to Dennis robbing and wrestling bro Bro.
Speaker 1 (47:42):
The first day y'all wrestler for sure, bro to know,
like he really not liked that in person, like real life,
Like that's a whole act. Yeah. Yeah, his name Dustin Rhodes.
He probably knows that Dusty Roads and his brother Cody Roads.
Speaker 2 (47:56):
Oh yeah I didn't. I didn't know that.
Speaker 1 (47:59):
Yeah he ain't.
Speaker 2 (48:00):
Was he more popular than them?
Speaker 1 (48:03):
Nah? But he was popular because Dusty Rose was lit.
Gold Dust was popular. But like he would he didn't
want to do that. But oh wow, See I did
not know that people robbing for sure, he was wilding,
but that nah, he a whole different person. Crash out.
Speaker 2 (48:21):
Wow, so he like dude from the Pink. He played
the ro Yeah, he played the role star crashed. His
wife was part of his show. Yeah that was his
real wife. Oh ship, But.
Speaker 1 (48:35):
He's like a organ type crash out like gold Dust
is just hell up. I really heard keep it rack because.
Speaker 2 (48:44):
I mean respect the gold that I just thought he was.
He was too into that character. I do remember that
he was embraced it.
Speaker 1 (48:53):
It's gonna be a clash at Lossuit against the Roles.
They had to do what their work place. Bro. They're
gonna have no money. Bro, this is wilding man. That's
why I'm they transition over bro to me horror stories
for Shure. That's crazy man. R Kelly with the self flocker,
Get well soon, man.
Speaker 2 (49:07):
I hope he's okay. Man, they just need to let
him out. Bro.
Speaker 1 (49:09):
Who else was? Who else? Shit? I hope nobody take
more celebrity jail. But they do all types of like
special stuff in jail, Like what's that one company that
was like, yeah, we're gonna put open all the door
You have ever seen that show? They're gonna open all
the Doors's gonna be everybody can walk around free and
see how y'all do sixty days. It wasn't sixty days
(49:31):
and it was like a new show. It was a
show I was watching. But they was like basically, you
know how they locked the doors. Whatever, we ain't gonna
lock them. We're gonna keep them open. It's gonna be
free sales, like you can move in and out yourself
and y'all want to And everybody was like it's like
the moment y'all fuck somebody fuck it up, like we're
gonna lock the doors again, and like dudes was getting
in trouble that they be ready, you won't fuck it
(49:52):
up with us. We think we about to lock the
doors back. But imagine, I don't know what jail like.
I never been. But if you can wake up at
one o'clock and hey, nigga, let's go downstatains play cards,
it's probably a lot cooler for sure.
Speaker 2 (50:07):
For sure. I mean, y'all think y'all can do thirty
days in jail.
Speaker 1 (50:09):
No, I can't do three hours. Shouts out, jail, y'all
come home soon. I'm not doing it. I'm not doing
county nothing, Bro. I am not built for that respect.
I was doing it, bro, the moment they say you
drop them, if they love me streaming jail for them,
I could do it. I would do it now on
(50:30):
you got to be in there thirty days. I mean,
if they gave you a million dollars and stream, I'm
just gonna go there. I'm gonna tell all the inmates listen,
don't fuck with me. When I get out of here
in this thirty days, I'm gonna send one hundred thousand
to the jail. Bro.
Speaker 2 (50:44):
They might will be for playing with him. I'm dead
as serious, but I'm saying they go be like, man,
this nigga't go co funk back with us.
Speaker 1 (50:52):
I swear to gotta see that camera right there that
it's for me. I'll get this. We'll get a hundred
thousand when I get out of here. And they came here.
You you you lock in.
Speaker 2 (51:01):
Because there's a lot of talented niggas and I need
two million exactly. I want some of them good street
stories from them.
Speaker 1 (51:07):
Oh GM, I'm gonna need four million for thirty days.
I'm cool with it because I got I'm gonna come
back in. I'm gonna show him a little like, hey,
hey man, while we're here, man, shout out to Ridge
one time for the one time listen. Man, we had
a dope promo code for your files, Like, yes, I
know I'll been slacking, but you could still tap in. Man,
get you a nice new wallet, man, maybe premium materials
customized with up to fifty colors. You know what I'm saying.
(51:27):
Be hear them hackers is outside. Man, They're gonna keep
you safe.
Speaker 2 (51:30):
Yeah, Man, check out the r D. If I believe.
Speaker 1 (51:33):
It's rf I D, don't worry about That's that technology
can get you from getting schemmed. You know. They protect
the wallet and I need that because I always lose
my walle and I don't need nobody going through my stuff.
Speaker 2 (51:43):
Man.
Speaker 1 (51:43):
I got a lot of you know, chicken on these cards. Man,
and they got the little spot in there for the
air tag. You know what I'm saying. Just in case
you get tricky, you can recover your stuff. Man. Tap
in with Ridge. Man, use that promo code Club five
to twenty. Tell that we sent you and listen man.
They got free shipping and the ninety nine day risk
free trials. So listen ninety nine days for Ridge and
you could circle back with the dogs over Boost Mobile
ninety nine ninety nine. Get you a new wallet and
(52:05):
new phone, and our listeners get tempercent off. Like we said,
used that probo col Club five twenty we got you. Man.
Shouts to Ridge. We appreciate you all for show. You
know what's even crazy? Yes, sir, they got life Tom
Waring on the walks. Hey, turn up, don't get wiped down,
don't get scammed. Man, get you a Ridge for show.
You know the vibes, y'all. See when the Christly dude
got Jill, He's I really didn't want to leave. I
was like, he's having too much fun.
Speaker 2 (52:25):
In that boy turning marry which way?
Speaker 1 (52:28):
Little? He said, I feel badly. They was cheering my
name when I was walking out.
Speaker 2 (52:34):
Yeah, that was another nigga drop a car wheels.
Speaker 1 (52:38):
A favorite in there. I was rolling. I was watching,
but I was laughing like a March the story. She
was a camp cupcake and ship like that. It's just
like they're like man rich people don't even got to
go to jail for real. Today Fay started streaming Academy.
Speaker 2 (52:51):
That would be the bro. I would go for thirty
I want to go to the regular ship. But I'm
saying thirty days, I get to see what vegas.
Speaker 1 (52:58):
If you could pay, like if he see my nigga,
But if you go to celebrity jail, you gotta pay
a million dollars to go celebrity jail. Say it again,
like if you guys, if you want to go to
celebrity jail, you gotta put up a million or somebody
gotta put up a million dollars for you so you
can go to celebrity jail. You gotta do a year
or two whatever you gotta do, but you gotta stream everything.
(53:20):
But somebody gotta pay a million dollars. Like if Diddy,
whatever his sentence is, if Diddy gets into twenty years,
he gotta pay twenty million per every year he in there,
but you get to go to celebrity jail.
Speaker 2 (53:32):
I'll do it, bro.
Speaker 1 (53:33):
Somebody gonna make a movie off this idea. It's gonna
be absolutely hilarious.
Speaker 2 (53:36):
I was, bro.
Speaker 1 (53:37):
If you like, all right, did you got twenty years?
You got twenty million. Bit you can go celebrity jail
for twenty years and you can cut. You get your
time cut if you do right and stuff. But like
you want celebrity jail, but you ain't gotta be over here.
Speaker 2 (53:50):
Because they should make celebrity jail co ed.
Speaker 1 (53:54):
No, we have too much wicked celebrity. Remember what some
of the people are in there for. No, they cannot
be co ed. We gotta have units clear everybody's age now,
separate units. A lot of niggs got weird cases.
Speaker 2 (54:13):
I know the rape by that ship.
Speaker 1 (54:14):
We ain't that.
Speaker 2 (54:15):
I'm just saying, come in here, act right. You know
what you already in here. You ain't getting out.
Speaker 1 (54:19):
Make it co ed bro.
Speaker 2 (54:20):
Let me have fun, bro.
Speaker 1 (54:21):
But what happens when you know what I'm saying? Like
you said, you got the memes are standing there, but
then like every year you gotta renew if that paper
get loved. You gotta go. You gotta go back to
the regular. Some like Harvey Wain standing up like he
needed that. I mean years he got like fifty. Yeah,
you you don't want to be in there with the wolves.
Give us fifty men. You come celebrity jail. You're gonna
(54:42):
you're gonna be by you know, you're gonna chill. It's
gonna be number celebrity. You're gonna get to eat, you're
gonna stream it, You're gonna be cool. You just in jail,
you won't want to get it out. But boy, like
the homie Whip who got thirty years, boy, all right,
maybe he got that first next year, but you're gonna
have people unallowing themselves. I'm not going there.
Speaker 2 (55:00):
Yeah he killed, he killed his cousin, not saying he
right or nothing like that. He's a normal human being,
though to a certain extent.
Speaker 1 (55:07):
Bro with you and they say thirty years, you gotta
do fifteen, he'd be like, I got fifteen, mils, I
want to do all my fifteen over celebrity. But you
get another year sixteen, you're in county going to.
Speaker 2 (55:20):
Be rich, you know, prightfully. All this strimmer and stuff
continues all the time. I get out, it's up. You know,
everybody go to jail, you come out, you lit.
Speaker 1 (55:28):
You know what you did? So yeah, well I'm sorry, Kelly.
What do you get forty years?
Speaker 2 (55:34):
Yeah, Bro, probably could he's trying to kill itself, trying
to kill him.
Speaker 1 (55:39):
He could get He would have enough money to get
to celebrity jail. I am somebody. We have to get
a gofund me going again the slebrity but they had
it the first off for his lawyers and stuff. That's crazy.
There's smart people to worry. Help will go with me
if y'all if something like this happened, Man, y'all need
to cut me in on the deal. Man, I go ahead,
padding out there got to be bounced.
Speaker 2 (56:00):
It shouts with men man respect.
Speaker 1 (56:03):
We gotta get you some merch for show man, hey
man before we get out of here. I know we
all are at the door dashes a shout the door
that as she appreciate y'all send some more money. By
the way, but have you had any wild door dash
stories recently? Because I've been having some crazy experiences with
my ship.
Speaker 2 (56:16):
Bro, my DoorDash smo Bro.
Speaker 1 (56:17):
The other day me and malcol are streaming. My door
dash got stolen three times from the door.
Speaker 2 (56:25):
Oh yeall no homeless people walk around all the time.
Speaker 1 (56:27):
Bro, I'll be like my door walk outside.
Speaker 2 (56:32):
Like I hell now with the picture?
Speaker 1 (56:34):
Yeah, I'm like, wow, now you're playing I cancel it.
He did, come it can The last time I sat
at the door for the whole twenty minutes and I
watched the dude come up there and take the picture
and turn I said, oh no. He said, oh no, no,
I don't know what door is, Nigga, you just took
a picture. Give me that. Wow. And then he dropped
(56:56):
his keys and I ain't telling him. You see, I
see them key at the front drops.
Speaker 2 (57:03):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (57:04):
Bro't you know how you're nervous?
Speaker 2 (57:06):
No?
Speaker 1 (57:06):
No, no, no, no, I just set that damn back drop. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (57:12):
You robbing the door dash? Your food is crazy?
Speaker 1 (57:16):
Man. My door dash name was Helen. Bro pulled up
twenty minutes like they would listen to my instructions. It
was a six three African and no country is your name? Helen?
Quick catfish on this app. Bro, some body gonna get
killed doing that.
Speaker 2 (57:29):
You know they don't play that in Africa. So he
probably his wife's name. He probably ain't legal yet. But
the burner counsel door dash have to stop.
Speaker 1 (57:36):
Bro.
Speaker 2 (57:36):
True, but you know they're probably not legal.
Speaker 1 (57:38):
Bro. Like, no, I'm cool, I'm not mad. Get your money, bro,
but it is really not safe. Bro.
Speaker 2 (57:43):
Jalen had pulled up on me. Bros hovey here, Bro,
So I understand it. Bro, that's a good way to
get some money.
Speaker 1 (57:50):
I'm I'm not getting hustle on. But the worst part
is when you see that first text in the door
dash and you see translated spinish, I can't call you
now I did.
Speaker 2 (57:59):
I'm gassing. I love door Dash, but y'all had a
motherfucker on the bike. This is when I was at
home and this nigga had my ship on the head
of the bar and my motherfucker Popeye. So what's doing
this on the motherfucker hand the boar?
Speaker 1 (58:24):
He ride the bike like this. That's a true story.
That's a fag pickure. But that's a crazy pull up.
That nigga ride a bikes here career. It's crazy. He
didn't even have it on the warmer that he had
on the head of bars going like this.
Speaker 2 (58:46):
They do it all the time in New York.
Speaker 1 (58:47):
Niggas Papa William having like the bag like bro d
New York.
Speaker 2 (58:53):
I probably didn't pay attention when he was on the
on the strip.
Speaker 1 (58:56):
Bro.
Speaker 2 (58:56):
They was on bikes, Bro, taking people their food.
Speaker 1 (58:58):
Bro, I've seen that. I've seen it here, Like I've
even had my piece of delivery from a place that
was rather close he had. You know what I'm saying,
in the back of the bike. Cool, but on the
handle bar? Are you popping will and ship my pizza? Old?
A bike is crazy? Yeah, Bro, when he put up
odds like that's crazy. But what I'm gonna do? Order
something else? But luckily it was I know he went wilding,
but I'm thinking of where you staying, where Papa is
(59:20):
for him to track it down that road.
Speaker 2 (59:21):
And that mother fucking biscuit was Crule Long Joan Silver nigga.
Speaker 1 (59:27):
You know it's a method to it. I can say
they on a bike because you get paid more for
saying you got a bike for real whole time people driving.
That's happened to me too. I just thought I was
being slow. I was on some hot ship. But damn,
I see it from us.
Speaker 2 (59:42):
Damn that is crazy.
Speaker 1 (59:43):
So you get paid more for around the bike. Yeah,
Like you put the get paid the extra couple of dollars. Boy,
they get a quad workout, bring your food everywhere out
I don't remember that. So I'm about ninety nine percent
shout out to door that bring my food on a bike.
(01:00:04):
I'm making turn around. So you forgot some ketchup. So
I'm saying, like, bro, get out here. I'm gonna cancel
the order as soon as I see him riding. For
you to see him pull up, and I'm gonna cancel.
I lost it.
Speaker 2 (01:00:18):
You can see what they getting close. Let me go
out here saving a walk. I'm gonna walk down my drawway.
It's a little walk. He got his hand in there
doing this. You know what you are even from here
in ice closed.
Speaker 1 (01:00:33):
I used to see uh you said ice.
Speaker 2 (01:00:35):
Stuff the buildings around the quarter that ye seen.
Speaker 1 (01:00:40):
The dude that used to ride his bike around the
whole Indianapolis. He's where the headphone. Yeah, he's a ride back.
That's funny. I bet he probably cold the door that
I used to see him at that rallyes right there
on Thursday College all the time. Path he probably called it.
He probably leave. That's a new trick though.
Speaker 2 (01:00:57):
I know you get paid. Boy with the bike.
Speaker 1 (01:00:59):
I've always been looking at the right. So it's some
there's some professionals on there. There's some superstars in that
door dash game for show. You got one hundred and
fifty stars. You're going crazy. All them kids, all the
people that stole my food. I gave them terrible reviews
and I complain, so I hope they got fired. They
took your car.
Speaker 2 (01:01:18):
What was you ordering Hooters?
Speaker 1 (01:01:20):
No it was the Eagle Damn yeah, the d way
pumpkink is crazy. They hit you with the picture. They
didn't go back in the car. That's what I was like,
what you really fucked my day up? Now? I was
down here sick. Mike was smacking his food too. I'm like, damn,
nigga like you flicking his fingers and ship you.
Speaker 2 (01:01:40):
Know, crazy that nigga take a chicken drup stick one clean.
Speaker 1 (01:01:48):
That's what he was on that day. He was in
there or you wasn't there?
Speaker 2 (01:01:52):
Was you there?
Speaker 1 (01:01:53):
He was eating drum stick like that, crazy right to
the drum. Yeah, six piece drunk made the order. I
was like, Mike, don't play Mike, No, not boy. He
cleaned that bowl.
Speaker 2 (01:02:11):
Two puts man.
Speaker 4 (01:02:12):
Yeah, looking at drumsicks we want that crazy You want
to take that grips off.
Speaker 1 (01:02:21):
That top, Yo. That is nae man, y'all be when
we get out here. Man shout to Boostmobile Man ninety
nine ninety nine tap in get you an IF on
fifteen forty eight megapictures where they at Tea, they filed
G nationwide. No man, tap in for showt Shout to
(01:02:41):
boost mobile. Before we get out of here, be here
telling people that can grab some merch.
Speaker 2 (01:02:44):
Shout Club five twenty dot com. Baby appreciate y'all getting
on the bars.
Speaker 1 (01:02:48):
Will catch you'll next time. Club five twenty the volume
The volume. All right, man, we're back another episode of
Club five to twenty Podcasts. I'm the host. My name
is DJ Wells, same gang with me. To my left.
We got my dog Bishop be hearing out the PRAI leaues.
How you what, nasty brother.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
Let's get to it, baby for show me.
Speaker 1 (00:17):
I forgot man. We got to add the green leaf back. Man.
Since we be back in the pool, pill with it
Man the time, Bro vacation Boble school on the way.
You know the vibes.
Speaker 2 (00:24):
People still call me that on Twitter, Bro, because you
started that ship back in the day.
Speaker 1 (00:28):
Shout out to the aliensts man, leave your rooms. Man.
To my right, my dog young not ya, young tig.
How you what? Hoker athlete?
Speaker 2 (00:35):
You know?
Speaker 1 (00:35):
I mean? Oh he got the hokies on. I feel
a man about you know the deal? Okay, Hoker athlete
tap in. I've been rock climbing all type of different stuff.
Speaker 2 (00:44):
What's the color way you want them? The customers for you?
You know.
Speaker 1 (00:49):
They can just keep it. I really want me a
solid blue like royal blue and grayish color. Okay, okay,
al right, be here. You need an all black hocas
with the white lace.
Speaker 2 (01:01):
Oh no, keep me. Whatever y'all got, just give them
so I ain't gonna do too much.
Speaker 1 (01:07):
A lot of soul thick, like the soul so thick.
I used to think my shoes is on wrong.
Speaker 2 (01:13):
It looked like I was like the don't fly though
the hoka written on the side of him like that.
I rolled with them for sure.
Speaker 1 (01:22):
Yeah, they're comfortable though it's okey, a busy shoe, but
it's a simple shoe. I rock with them, rock with.
Speaker 2 (01:29):
We're getting older, though, we got you gotta get some
walking shoes here, So still keep your fly shoes, but
you know you need some good walk around shoes.
Speaker 1 (01:36):
Man, trying to put us into monarchs already.
Speaker 2 (01:39):
Nah, I'm just saying that. You know you're always looking
for comfortable show. You might want to not want to
throw in the Jordan or a phone positive, you might
just want to, you know what I mean, walk around
in some smooth ship. So I rock with the hookers.
Speaker 3 (01:48):
Man.
Speaker 1 (01:49):
I used to wear monarchs and them used to hurt. Actually,
I thought they were like comfortable. They're not comfortable. Man, Listen,
if I just passed them, was flying out the shelf,
the official dash shoes.
Speaker 2 (01:58):
Crazy, how they went up like that Bro.
Speaker 1 (02:00):
The mon Arcs Bro classic Nike shoe. What's one show
I used to wear all the time but I can't
wear no more. I know you had mentioned a couple,
but uh, I.
Speaker 2 (02:11):
Ain't gonna lie Bro. This sounds crazy, but the white
case Swiss going around Bro, that was a staple of
my household.
Speaker 1 (02:19):
Bro, the white case Swiss's used to rock the.
Speaker 2 (02:23):
Low key, that low white og original. That was a
that was the thing.
Speaker 1 (02:28):
If it was a photo shooting of black family, that
was gonna have white shirts, some dinim and some white
case with somebody up.
Speaker 2 (02:34):
We're all they're gonna have that fit on Bro facts.
But that's that's it for me. I would never put
on another period iron shoe I used to wear all
the time that I can't wear now. It's the Barkleys.
Speaker 1 (02:45):
Yeah, I used to wear these days. Was like I
had them in eighth grade. I had them every year
they came out since forever. I had them when I
was a youngster. But I can't. I can't put them on.
They take too much to put on it. But you
gotta pull the back cover it up. Yeah, but yeah,
I ain't got time for up step.
Speaker 2 (03:04):
Bro. It's a method to my mask with them.
Speaker 1 (03:07):
These the diamond turfs any ol g Nike. Shoot, they
got the sock booty and there you gotta pull both.
This has to put it on. But it's a hassle,
even though I'm gonna do it anyway, it'd be like, damn,
I got I'm not taking these shoes off if I
walk in your house. Sorry, they're gonna be on talking
home bro. Oh yeah for sure, I don't. Right now
my life set up. I like to put on shoes.
I can just slide in. That's why I wear the
same shoes all the time. By the door. They be
(03:29):
about the door, I just put my foot in. I'm
Jordan Black Jordan threes. Oh yeah, black hats smutted. We're already, well,
we're every day. They bought the door. Literally, that's crazy. Yeah,
I'm not gonna lie. If y'all seen what I did
to my black metallic files, I feel like ree right now.
I feel like a child. When I looked at those
other I said, I'm out of pocket for violate these
like that. Luckily I hand to beer. Oh they've been
(03:49):
gas station run mall trips, field trips. Help my mama
take us off of her It does not matter about
the metallic files. Got hell of run from me and
they look nasty. I'm just for this disrespectful. Yeah yeah, man,
get waking like that for sure. But how was your
father's days? Man? Which I know those and those you
told you know what I'm saying. You took care of
pops man on the under golf. Yeah, I want. I
(04:10):
want golf on my pops on the simulator you got
and uh I beat him in around. He was hot
and only, but only was golf of the eight iron.
He was pissed. He was trying to tell me you
need to switch it up while you're putting. Man. I
was like, now I'm gonna do it like put putt.
You just give me one club. Wow. Helways pizzed to
like you ain't really you ain't half bad. You just
(04:33):
ass home, my boy? Happy? Give mo there mess up
the vibe he doing? He he actually pretty good though,
but he pulling all his special clubs. And see if
you just listen to me, I hit it in the
bushes one time or the rocks or something. And he
was trying to tell me what club I need to
get out, and I was like, now I get out
my own. I took like fourteen strokes. He was quiet labbing.
(04:57):
I I'm telling you, man, you did this. Man, you
need a wedge. Man, I'm telling you. I'm like, now
I'm gonna get out. No, it just restarted. The game's
gonna restart you. He's sixteen strokes back then start.
Speaker 2 (05:11):
That's all.
Speaker 1 (05:12):
That's hilarious, man, you have to go files day, Brody.
Speaker 2 (05:15):
Yeah, I got a couple alow fits and wires shades.
Okayh you know, I got on the grill. They made
me cook, which was cool, but yeah, it was It
was a good time. Got my dad some stuff. So yeah,
I chill.
Speaker 1 (05:29):
Bro.
Speaker 2 (05:30):
I wasn't doing too much Brother Day off of me, Bro.
Speaker 1 (05:32):
Man, I was seeing a lot of people at the time,
like you know, Mother's Day and Fillsday already saw the bullshit.
I see a lot of men. It was just like, man,
come twelve pm, complaining about to get for lack thereof
for sure, man, nobody cares.
Speaker 2 (05:45):
The only thing I cared about that I didn't like
bro and I not get it, but I didn't like
all the stud love for follows. I don't know. We
gotta find the in between the tweenery Day for y'all.
Speaker 1 (05:56):
But nah, I man, they wasn't getting that day. It
was people getting love.
Speaker 2 (06:01):
On bro for real. Like I was watching videos on
Twitter's what say you got to lock in waking up
to breakfast and bed and like, come on man, just
like ruling the world.
Speaker 1 (06:13):
Bro.
Speaker 2 (06:14):
I was jealous, though. Let me have my moment, bro, Bro,
let me have my moment. Still titties under that shirt?
Speaker 1 (06:22):
Bro. Yes, I don't know if that but forget out
because that's shouts all the follows, man, I had a
good follows the real playing that dude fell out stood
still titties under that shirt.
Speaker 2 (06:44):
Twitter taught me that that's what they said. That's a classic.
I didn't know what.
Speaker 1 (06:52):
That's crazy. March matter fact. Coming next to your Club
twenty at the Hendrick Spirits, we will have the merch.
Speaker 2 (07:02):
Let's go stud sus for two.
Speaker 1 (07:07):
I don't have birthday parties. Over at the hundred Experience,
we will have stud s, t U d s, the
real merch all the way. Still titties under that shirt,
that's crazy. Man. Could we please load up the drake man,
the church man. It's be getting out of pocket. I
don't know what's been on your spirit in these places man,
but loaded up. This is crazy to be in church. Hell, no,
(07:33):
we look way better than that. Emn, How mad you
got to be a little Look at that arm. She
cooked some good old soulful Yeah. If she got that arm,
that mac and cheese is elite.
Speaker 2 (07:50):
That is crazy.
Speaker 4 (07:51):
Bro.
Speaker 2 (07:51):
You know how mad you gotta be to whoop somebody
in the sanctuary?
Speaker 1 (07:55):
Bro? He said, oh, say less, get to put shout
out to the elder who came through with the spirit. Look.
He held it down and said, nah.
Speaker 2 (08:09):
No he did. He used to play football for show what.
Speaker 1 (08:12):
That must be as people. Though he took that. He
tries to back it with the symbol though with the
y'all seen the other pastor? You see the other pastor said,
y'all woman putting that horse hair? Ye it Uh, it's
a dude, it's a past I see it on Instagram.
(08:32):
Was like that horse hair for that comes off a
donkey ass. Take that ship off your head. You gotta
see it. I can't exactly what he said. He he
just said it was for you know, yeah that he ain't.
Speaker 2 (08:47):
Yeah, if women still wearing synthetic hair, you out of pocket.
Speaker 1 (08:50):
I got this human hair.
Speaker 2 (08:52):
All these hands they shave it off and in the
hair over here. Get you on some real heir.
Speaker 1 (08:55):
There's plenty of women who are still going to DJ
Beauty supply bro to get what they need doing.
Speaker 2 (08:59):
Man, and he putting on you know that? Man, don't
do that to yourself.
Speaker 1 (09:02):
What's crazy? The first fighter? This is right here, the
classic brought up to Drake. Yeah, this is.
Speaker 2 (09:06):
During church too.
Speaker 4 (09:09):
Row you start, you walk and this is you got
a mask click in the street and still talking.
Speaker 2 (09:34):
Shut up?
Speaker 1 (09:35):
You can call for your security. Hey man, what's so funny?
Broke got up and menately starts squad. I want him
in the back story incident Broke for you how to
start fighting like that? And then you couldn't take it
no more? Bro to tell you, I know you're gonna
be a church on Sunday. That's why I gonna catch you.
That's got It's a real static bro show.
Speaker 2 (09:57):
But that's crazy. I don't want to whoop nobody in church.
You're supposed to go to church. Clear your mind. Brow
you going there with that type of animosity on your heart? Man,
I ain't never that mad in nobody. Bro.
Speaker 1 (10:08):
Man to say I got to catch you a church
is crazy, man, I don't know what's going on. Man.
We need some therapy. Man. You cannot be squabbing in
the church. Bro, what is this? I was saying, Oh God,
everything everything, Yeah, but haven't beef for churches. Crazy, Bro,
I can't believe that people really even sent this out.
Speaker 2 (10:27):
Man, what about your boy Lamar older though?
Speaker 1 (10:30):
Bro, what you do? That's what y'all kept talking about
in the chat Lamorrow and loaded it up? What was tomorrow? Man?
I'm kind of scared of that. Oh yeah, this is
this is crazy.
Speaker 2 (10:47):
What is that?
Speaker 1 (10:48):
The fact that he SAIDs the passage boys, tomorrow, the
pastor all the ways You're gonna have to work it
out for you because this is crazy. Please again now
with the passage, So.
Speaker 2 (11:06):
Did you see that?
Speaker 1 (11:08):
Scared? Oh this is when he was talking about Kevin Gardner. Yeah,
but the cliff is so crazy.
Speaker 2 (11:16):
You can't say that.
Speaker 1 (11:22):
What the funk makes this immediately funnier? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (11:24):
I remember that. That's wild talking about KG saying that
them old heads be out of pocket.
Speaker 1 (11:31):
Bro, man, it's about time to get your cousin on
the show, man, Bro, bro Ben tripping that Raven's more comment?
What he said about Raven Man? I seen him talking
about Ray J.
Speaker 2 (11:45):
He's snapped on ray J rightfully, so though, yeah, J
was ray J is trying to steal his swag?
Speaker 1 (11:52):
Bro, what you say? Y J said? Why he snapp
on ray J? I said he said that ray J
gave him some weed when he starteen.
Speaker 2 (11:58):
Yeah, basically saying like, right J, shut up. You basically
incriminating yourself. You know what I'm saying. And right J
said he was going to show up the court butt naked,
like nigga what you own? So Orlando was trying to
tell man, clean it up, Bro, you're calling yourself the
King pan like you keep incriminating yourself. You've been giving
kids drugs for a long time. You had me smoking
with you when I was thirteen. So he's snitching. I
(12:22):
don't think he liked that. Right J really trying to
steal his brain. You know, ray J was lying and
say he cracked sixy red. He just been tweaking out
on the drugs, same Orlandos. You know how Orlando said
he was cracking bow and ship like that. He's trying
to steal the method.
Speaker 1 (12:35):
The wow shit.
Speaker 2 (12:36):
Yeah, man, he's been tweaking.
Speaker 1 (12:39):
Well, he said about raving with so that funny, he said,
about it. Come back to come back home. You're not
what it is. He told her she need to come
back to this. I thought her girl was weak of
hear shout out. Bro said, you're not even warming enough.
Come back home. She shaved her head once to know. No,
(13:05):
I'm the only man in this relationship. Crazy man. Leanta
Brown is one of the funniest people ever.
Speaker 2 (13:13):
Bro, who matter? Gotta pay him to come on the show. Bro,
he ain't gonna come on love like everybody else.
Speaker 1 (13:18):
We got to pay the fee for Orlando. We're gonna
try to go for me.
Speaker 2 (13:21):
Man.
Speaker 1 (13:21):
If you want Orlanda Brown this podcast Tappy in Man,
I don't know how much that appearance, cause we're gonna
figure out. I wonder how much you're gonna charge me.
I guess you need a family discount. That's a fact. Dang.
Speaker 2 (13:32):
He probably gave you about probably say five counter bands,
Orlando worth five not becauz.
Speaker 1 (13:42):
I said, we gotta get the family discount, man.
Speaker 2 (13:43):
If you have to can for show five.
Speaker 1 (13:45):
I was watching Joe but podcast whyle they say money
bag Yo had surgery? Is that real? Did you see
that on his body? On his face? Oh? I ain't
see that. No, I ain't seen that. That's two times
on my timeline with his shirt off, and I am
tired of it. I am sick of it all the way.
Algorithm man getting me out of it, please, Yeah, they
(14:08):
I don't know. I've seen a clip that was saying
that Joe Buden was talking about yeah, surgery, he looked different. Now. Yeah,
I ain't seen him in a while or heard no
new music from I'm surprised that. Typically summertime it's when money.
I was like, I was just I didn't know if
that was fake or not. I'm like that fake surgery
on the face. Yeah, probably got a good skin care routine.
(14:29):
Now the NBA Finals are here, fellas, and this is
your last chance so we can play some bets on
these games. Man Draft Kings. You know that's our betting
sponsor and the official betting sponsor for the NBA. For
we ready to tap in. Man, what you got for me?
Speaker 2 (14:42):
That fire to get three hundred dollars in bonus?
Speaker 1 (14:44):
Best, Man, five dollars, get you three hundred dollars in bonus.
Best if your bet.
Speaker 2 (14:47):
Wins, Man, I'm taking with that bet. I'm taking the
Oklahoma City thud smack the Patriots this year.
Speaker 1 (14:53):
Come on, you know what I'm I'm using that bonus
bit to put it in for my ada the patrios.
You're gonna get this crown just like Draft Kings said.
And listen, this is special for first time betters on DraftKings.
Five dollars gets you three hundred dollars in bonus. Best
if your bet wins.
Speaker 2 (15:07):
Don't miss your last chance to bet on the NBA season.
Download DraftKings. Put in promo Cold Club five twenty.
Speaker 1 (15:12):
That's again promo Code Club five twenty. Fellers, Yeah, laughing
at me, But hey, if you bet that five dollars
and you get three hundred dollars back on that bonus
bit for show only on DraftKings, the crowd is yours.
Speaker 5 (15:24):
Gambling problem called one eight hundred gambler in New York
called eight seven seven eight open wire text hope and
wy at four six seven three six nine. In Connecticut,
help is available for a problem gambling called eight eight
eight seven eight nine seven seven seven seven or visit
CCPG dot org. Please play responsibly on behalf of boothill
ca A Cinnamin Resorting Kansas twenty one on over agent
eligibility varies by jurisdiction Voyd and Ontario. Bet must win
(15:46):
to receive reward. Minimum minus five hundred odds required. Bonus
bets expire one hundred and sixty eight hours after issue.
In four additional terms and responsible gaming resources see DKNG,
dot co slash audio.
Speaker 1 (15:57):
Get will soon, man one on what's going on?
Speaker 2 (15:58):
Shout out to many back please is that here getting
served you though? Everything?
Speaker 1 (16:01):
Look it up? See if that's find a clip. Times
are different, bro, you know what I'm saying. Gunna got
the burking for his bday and people on his head
about it. It's just like why his niggas getting purses?
He got a burking bag? Yeah for the for the gifts.
Somebody gave him one first, Yes, like a gym like.
Speaker 2 (16:18):
I ain't.
Speaker 1 (16:20):
No like heard it. I heard about it. It's it's now.
I don't know too much about the Barkers my text bracket,
but yeah, it look it looked like a person respectfully.
Is that real? I don't know. I just heard him
talking about That's no way that's real. Now that don't
look like that gotta be sent heled, Man.
Speaker 3 (16:45):
You got a lot of ship. He looks like he
got a lot. A lot doing and I guess people
are just now noticing. Damn wasn't the most The picture
didn't favor.
Speaker 1 (16:59):
Him the best. That don't look like but yeah, I'm
installing him out. That looked crazy.
Speaker 3 (17:04):
Though he got it done, whatever they say he got done,
he wouldn't gut it.
Speaker 1 (17:09):
Joe was wid We got eyes. You remember when you
came out and we're looking at you now, you guys,
what do you think the response would be if somebody
came out and said, yeah, you have a little bit
of here here and I thought.
Speaker 2 (17:24):
My eyes pulled up. Yeah, surgery out of pocket?
Speaker 1 (17:28):
Before man, I was gonna ask.
Speaker 2 (17:29):
You that the surgery out of pocket?
Speaker 1 (17:33):
I mean, I don't think airline surgery and stuff is
out of pocket. No, if women can go get weeds, bro,
you can go to you can go to Turkey. Bro.
I ain't not at you my ministry, but do your
think I am all right?
Speaker 2 (17:44):
So what about your body?
Speaker 1 (17:46):
Though?
Speaker 2 (17:47):
Y'all give a hairline to pass? What about if.
Speaker 1 (17:50):
You're going to get the fake ads. That's nasty and
you deserve to be Joe Lo. You deserve it because
you can go work out. Bro. Bro, Yeah, Bro, you
going to the vacuum as a man that's just lazy, bro.
Lock in Also, it's just lazy. It's not a froid
of ball. I'm not that's not something I'm not looking
anyway because you know that's not my ministry by any means.
(18:13):
But that's wow, Bro, that's not something I wouldn't go
get surgery for.
Speaker 2 (18:17):
Y'all judged me if I I'm definitely just me, just
me now everybody else, y'all gonna judge me.
Speaker 1 (18:22):
I'm only gonna judge it. You know Instagram, become a
fitness instructor. You know you can't start doing the motivating
work on I'm literally going play that clip where you
said he was crowdsurfing j and then he started playing
getting sex. And I'm a player. Every time I see
you get some, you donna turn me up. Turn that Jason,
(18:46):
go ahead, time we go, every time we go work out,
I was like playing something. Man.
Speaker 2 (18:52):
I can't even believe y'all would judge me if I
out some mass.
Speaker 1 (18:57):
Bro, I'm only judging if you get on Instagram you
a tank top your I am gonna live my I'm
judging you, bro. I'm say that's sassy. Bro, You're gonna
video signed up today? What what's the deal with the hair?
They got that big dollar house, Richard Simmons. That's what
(19:19):
I'm gonna start calling you. I call you Richard Simmons
the whole time. By gonna come back like buddy love.
Speaker 2 (19:25):
That was.
Speaker 1 (19:27):
What the real shot? People te what's the ship? Was it?
Not tabo? What was it? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (19:44):
Bro, I can't believe y'all judged somebody. Forget if y'all
got new hairlines and I got some man.
Speaker 1 (19:50):
The difference, Bro, that's different. Bro, Bro that your hairline
is fake. He fought that fight. Bro, he couldn't fight it.
No fake, Bro. You can go to the gym, bro
and get the body you walk. I can't do nothing.
You push us my.
Speaker 2 (20:05):
Hairs under this, bro, They're just gonna make them show y'all.
A nigga literally has to draw on your head.
Speaker 3 (20:13):
Bro.
Speaker 1 (20:15):
Moving stuff, you are moving stuff on the back. Put
it to the front, poles, you're taking stuff from the front.
Put it with a wagon.
Speaker 2 (20:27):
Imbout the poet.
Speaker 1 (20:30):
Nigga getting it's insane. No, but you'a ain't gonna judge me.
Speaker 2 (20:38):
That's coming around with it like everybody's like somebody came
here and said, I'm paying for everybody just surgery. Only
pick your surgery, y'all. Nigger speak carolines and I pick apps.
Y'all really out of pocket?
Speaker 1 (20:49):
No, you're out because I always got clothes, y'all.
Speaker 2 (20:54):
Y'gas come over with a.
Speaker 1 (20:55):
Fresh line of ship. Actually crispy on the top, super crispy.
Steve Harvey, you never know.
Speaker 2 (21:04):
You chat these niggas judging, and we'll get the same thing.
If somebody pay for your surgery, get your hairline back, right,
y'all are going to do it?
Speaker 1 (21:11):
No, I ain't gonna do it anyway. I just I
don't care that much. I'm already married. Who cares? I mean, respect,
It just be funny. I mean, people be like, yeah,
girls can do it, man can't. Well, yeah, there's a
couple of things that we can do that they can't,
so that's fair. But as a man, that's wow. Bro. Yeah,
I just don't feel like the man should have surgery
on their body, just like cosmetic surgery.
Speaker 2 (21:32):
Yeah, bro, nothing.
Speaker 1 (21:34):
Shake me up. It's crazy. And there'd be the people
who have it and they move to a new city
become a totally different person. Like cosmetic surgery as a
man is crazy.
Speaker 2 (21:42):
Jeff got a gym. I'm in that bach every day.
Ahead be own shirt off, and I have no respect.
I might ben you, bro, it's fake.
Speaker 1 (21:54):
Bro. They get mad at women with women have cosmeic surgery.
They got it. What did she do?
Speaker 2 (22:00):
Bro? I told y'all she had the weight loss commercial. Bro,
she went under the sunction. Bro, she went under the
Amazon machine.
Speaker 1 (22:09):
Bro.
Speaker 2 (22:09):
Y'all never said nothing to her.
Speaker 1 (22:10):
You hate, Bro. She had alwayship early, Bro, y'all just
had a recipe this thing. Then when the girls had
a surgery, they still got to work out to maintain it.
Speaker 2 (22:18):
Most I think girls do forget that part.
Speaker 1 (22:20):
So I get it with girls, but I don't. I
just so now you.
Speaker 2 (22:24):
Don't get it with me.
Speaker 1 (22:25):
Bro.
Speaker 2 (22:25):
I'm in the gym and you said you're gonna ban
me from your gym.
Speaker 1 (22:28):
Because Bro, why are you coming here taking your shirt off?
Speaker 2 (22:33):
I take off my shirt anyway.
Speaker 1 (22:34):
That's how you know. When most niggas had surgery the
whole body, they start getting super tatted.
Speaker 2 (22:40):
We're flooding the gates for sure.
Speaker 1 (22:43):
That's like the quay fish for the women. Yeah yeah, listen,
you can't take it off and playing fit so you
be walking with no shirt.
Speaker 2 (22:52):
Is crazy, my shirt off there. I don't give the fure.
But I'm saying, y'all to judge nigga because he got
some new ads and I, damn, you got a new hairline.
Speaker 1 (23:00):
That mother fucker cool.
Speaker 2 (23:01):
That's crazy to me, y'all. It's cosmetic surgery.
Speaker 1 (23:05):
Now, if you go get the beard, you're nasty and
you deserve to be judged. Bro, if you get a beard,
yeah you're going to Turkey. Get the beer. You're nasty.
I don't know, bro, adding a beer to your face
is crazy, that is, but.
Speaker 2 (23:18):
It's a game changer. I seen James Trn without his beer. Bro,
that's nigga's motivation. But that's from God. You can't do it.
But I'm saying it makes you look different like Jimmy
grew and shit out like, damn a beer, y I
wouldn't get the beard, got a full beer, so you
can say shit.
Speaker 1 (23:34):
Like, yeah, you know it's funny. That was just like
if you tell you away from everybody. If men just
had to go no haircuts, no nothing, just all. You
know what I'm saying, God intended and women that would
just like, the world be a crazy place because a
nigga not getting the haircut for years. It's crazy, bro,
I think it'll be worse than a woman though, Like
what you mean the woman couldn't do it get the
hair done. Yeah, Like take it back to cobD. Everybody
(23:55):
was stuck in the house. You had to get it
how you live. You couldn't do hair, your hair was
your hair just three times, be a natural board then
them zoom calls was crazy.
Speaker 2 (24:05):
I wouldn't.
Speaker 1 (24:06):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (24:07):
Some girls, a lot of women actually not something. A
lot of women would would be depressed before dudes. Oh yeah,
and I get their hair now I think. I mean
niggas sit in jail, bro, don't care about you.
Speaker 1 (24:18):
That'll be more of like that'll be a black thing. Yeah, yeah, facts, bro,
because a lot of a lot of white girls don't
go get their hair done. Yeah yeah, I mean I'm not.
I mean I don't know they might, but.
Speaker 2 (24:31):
I feel not like not like us. Yeah, I feel different.
Speaker 1 (24:34):
Yeah. Yeah, that is priority in our community for sure.
And we spend a lot of money that space. I
mean everybody does. But we as black and so much
spend a lot of money in tho spaces as so long.
Speaker 2 (24:43):
As you go without getting a haircut, uh, I'm.
Speaker 1 (24:48):
Not like I have. Can I have a clipper like
my own clippers, just not my mustache now, but like
if I can get it, you mean, like I could
just get the clippers and knock my mustache down, like not.
Speaker 2 (25:02):
Let it just keep going. Have you ever tried to
lay yourself up like like shit, No, they gotta pay
a barber to that. I don't fuck around your niggas
at don't cut yea.
Speaker 1 (25:11):
I tried one time, Nigga, my mustache was too big, bro.
I tried, bro here, nigga went to the barbershop, had to
shave all this shit off.
Speaker 2 (25:18):
Bro.
Speaker 1 (25:19):
I was like twenty one to two, so it wasn't
too crazy. And itways right before I went out of town.
We look at them with me and Hollis. I was
in that mother with a baby face. I also happy
around people I didn't know I got back home. That
was what the fuck lester Yeah, bro straight chest terrible,
like my mustache down.
Speaker 2 (25:36):
Yeah, he had his face shaved all the way before.
Speaker 1 (25:40):
When I went to the Dominican barbershop. I understand them.
Y'all think I'll be playing, I can't. If you got
an accent, it's like a thousand percent chance I don't
understand what you're saying. It's for real, bro, Like, I
am the most niggers personally probably ever meet. Like, you
have to talk straight English to me, and I live
(26:00):
in a house where they speak a little Spanish, and
like I said, I can't understand nobody. And that's a fact.
So I went to the shop and they said. I
was like, Yo, just give me a line up. Really,
I'm gonna get out of here. He said, clean up everything.
I said, pause, you know, being funny and dude like
(26:20):
he said, Rocky started laughing. He was like, he was
like okay face and I was like, ship, you're just
lining up? He said everything. I said, Yeah, give me
a line up. I don't know, Ship, he said. I said,
that ain't what you're to do. Brother, He said, you
said everything he said. He was like, he said everything
(26:47):
I said. Man, that's why I come here. I understand
what I'm talking about. Man, Man, my dog, I've never
been back. Listen.
Speaker 2 (26:56):
First of all, you're too old to be going to
random chairs into a barbershop, barbershop, etiquet one on one here.
I'm glad we're this Nigga is forty going to a
random chair in the Dominican barbershop.
Speaker 1 (27:08):
It was a it was ad. Carlos told me, Carlos whatever,
Bro posted the picture shots on my birthday. She did, Carlos,
did you like that?
Speaker 3 (27:21):
Bro?
Speaker 2 (27:22):
Carlos get busy. They told me he was the one.
He is all right crazy. They was playing all that Dominican.
He must have been in the vibe like it was
he'd be in her dance. They had the hookah and
tell them chairs Carlos man up at the pit, She said,
(27:42):
the pig, Bro, I swear got Carlos cuts like here here, Bro,
like I'm taking God.
Speaker 1 (27:49):
I'm not saying, I'm just telling you what he did
to me.
Speaker 2 (27:52):
And carl was like for Carlos to start off a
haircut with your mustange.
Speaker 1 (27:58):
Straight off off the drip, Bro. To the point I
was just like he set me back and I already
don't you know what I mean? I got like nervous problems,
like when somebody like sit you back and they put
the towel over you. I'm not one of them type
of guys. Time no no, no, no no, no, putting nothing
on my face. I need to say everything that's going on,
(28:21):
white and nobody on to sneak in and get the
punching on me. I need to see everything relaxed.
Speaker 2 (28:27):
Bro.
Speaker 1 (28:27):
No, no, no, I've been in the barbershope one time.
So I got the hotel treatment. But he said, like courtious,
I don't want no random talent, Bro.
Speaker 2 (28:41):
The hot town is essential, brow.
Speaker 1 (28:43):
It is about treatment. I don't know, y'all tell right, Bro,
I'm straight, that's my whole point. But what y'all leaning
me back for? Why you finding a picture?
Speaker 2 (28:58):
Wait?
Speaker 1 (28:58):
Why was that accessible? Carlongs? You out of the pocket? Man? Bro?
What s what we doing where you pure? B it
took the bro and I ain't going nowhere for like
three days. Try to let it grow back a little
bit so that she got me on like day three,
(29:21):
two or three.
Speaker 2 (29:22):
So now you still line yourself up to.
Speaker 1 (29:25):
Now I go to my guy now like, but yeah,
I will. Though I don't like getting haircuts. Oh yeah,
they take too long, Bro, I ain't they like and
I hate talking. Yeah, I don't know, man, I rather
not have work hats all the time. That's why I
don't like haircuts. I really let my hair grow all
the way out and never get a hair cut. That's insane, bro,
(29:48):
Because Bro, it takes too long.
Speaker 2 (29:50):
Bro, I only get a line up, so you got
a coach.
Speaker 1 (29:52):
And yeah, and y'all only like y'all going to New York.
You'll like me get to cut and yeah, i' nothing to.
Speaker 2 (30:00):
My boys, Slim if you're in New York tap in
New York City, my boy Slim the barber nothing bro like.
Speaker 1 (30:07):
Yeah, I'll be fuling bad for I see that like
their parents walking the barber shop and they got like
multiple kids. I said, ooh, I know your pockets is
mad because haircutse ain't cheap no more. No bro, the
barbers are the streamers now and they run you about
a fifty piece r.
Speaker 2 (30:20):
No, my people are rather a few Clay Institute. Shout
out to Jane. They'll take care of you well, friendly fee.
Speaker 1 (30:26):
I'm robbed out a payer, but you know I'm gonna
try to go to what's rchel what's her name? Yeah,
I'm about yeah, I was about to go get a
couple of hers. She told me, first one free, the
next one sixty. I won't be going to you.
Speaker 2 (30:42):
Shout out the freaking rade.
Speaker 1 (30:44):
You charged too much for me killing. I mean respect
to your ben and you do good work, but I
mean sixty, that's that's what you got a beard line up,
but you're gonna probably pay about fifty five. Sixty is
what it is. Why I go run, I give you
my sixty, but I'm only going once a month.
Speaker 2 (31:01):
That's all you probably really like.
Speaker 1 (31:02):
Imagine going to the barber show like y'all go every week,
I'll go everywhere. I'll go sixty piece every week. Crazy
how muche mar Mount why he came when he came
up to me and said, I cut Mount here people,
I thought you was going for the twenty five. I'm like,
who tap in with Mount boarding sixty? Man? You know
(31:23):
when haircuts got more expensive than weed, that's what sh
it just got wicked. Talk to amount this, nigga. Hey,
this applies the ninety nine percent of the world. I
mean ninety nine percent of the nation, not ninety eight
point nine. I mean ninety nine.
Speaker 2 (31:42):
Just like that paternity ses you took.
Speaker 1 (31:44):
Okay, and if you do one percent is don't apply
to you. But for the rest of y'all ninety nine percent. Man,
tap in boost mobile coverage nationwide you apply for this
is great. Tap in with boost Mobile. If you switch
over to Boostmobile right now, you can get an iPhone
fifteen with crazy camera work.
Speaker 2 (32:00):
It is a forty eight making pistol camera for ninety
nine dollars and ninety nine cents.
Speaker 1 (32:04):
That's right, ninety nine dollars and ninety nine cents on
a five G network. It's nationwide, and I'm ninety nine
percent sure that boost Mopent just gave us a crazy
deal with this promo. Now, this is crazy.
Speaker 2 (32:15):
You are the father.
Speaker 1 (32:17):
It does require credit qualification, ID verification and an activation
on a six dollars plan. Taxes are extra and five
G speeds may not be available in all areas. Hey, man,
since I got no beer to be like thirty five huh.
Speaker 2 (32:30):
But that's why I'll be telling people. Man, you gotta
also gotta need to tap it with women who know
how to do their own hair a lot of shit
because that shit is costly.
Speaker 1 (32:38):
Bro.
Speaker 2 (32:38):
Just to groom yourself, keep yourself up. Bro, that's a bill, bro.
Speaker 1 (32:42):
You're talking about for women. Tell you nigga, wom y'all
pay for y'all girls here? No, I definitely had before
she stuff. She do her own here, that's a blessing. Yeah, yeah,
they don't need something nail pay for that eyebrows last
something somethings gonna hit you. Yeah, like that's crazy, like
(33:02):
my daughters how to hustle. I ain't never paid for
that like you might have been. Don't didn't notice it.
You might have gave him a AO a couple of hundred.
I'm saying my path like yeah, in my previous like before,
I'm talking about with Pete all right now, oh no,
I've never and I've seen her get her hair done before. Yeah,
(33:25):
she's still chir yeah she but she.
Speaker 2 (33:27):
I don't think he goes like that though she ain't
in every week. Hell, girls to get their hair, no bulls,
bro every every week, every other.
Speaker 1 (33:35):
Bro, that's crazy.
Speaker 2 (33:37):
He might go get a trim or something feeling. But nah,
I'm talking about girls that get installings.
Speaker 1 (33:43):
Brother, that is tough.
Speaker 2 (33:44):
Every two weeks. That's I'm three four hundred dollars of a walk.
Speaker 1 (33:48):
Bless the kids. Motherfucker still get to hair.
Speaker 2 (33:54):
So then, yes, well that's essential.
Speaker 1 (33:57):
That's still a thing. So in a crazy day if
you look anywhere else, so always being wigs, now, no, no,
that's what they want to I thought that's what Dirk said.
I don't know what get the wig that bar she
(34:17):
want to get the wig and tell you. Yeah, that's
why I I thought that's what everybody was just right
sowing that end. Bro. Nah, not like with the with
the the meek meals under Yes, it's still a thing.
Speaker 3 (34:33):
Nah.
Speaker 1 (34:33):
They be having a stocking cap on under that and
they just put it on top of the raige. Bro,
there's definitely some like mics underneath that. I'm talking they
used to get it so then then the girl had
that thing in for like a month and it smelled
like weed and everything to the club you.
Speaker 2 (34:52):
Can here, Yeah, someone is a real, a real thing. Bro.
Like people who sell here, they make a killing.
Speaker 1 (35:00):
Bro. Still, people, it's not funny. I'd be feeling bad
for people. They're just like man, I like Shorty, but
I can't I can't maintain her upkeep. It's just like, Bro,
she can't even But it's.
Speaker 2 (35:10):
A lot though, Bro, that's why we natural here. Bro,
you are lucky.
Speaker 1 (35:15):
But I guess I'm out of the look because I
thought wigs was like they still too. I thought they
could take them off, like you can take a work off.
That's sucking the wig on and it's still be up
in the back. They just going on a little cool
in the front. But in the back, you can lift
that motherfucker up on my soul. That's what I thought
they was doing. I know they were still getting they
(35:37):
were still getting the braids and sitting down, and they
thought they were the wigner. Bro, it's wicked. Shout out
to them.
Speaker 2 (35:46):
But that's what I mean.
Speaker 1 (35:47):
You.
Speaker 2 (35:47):
I don't expect you to know, but we deal with
a natural motherfucker.
Speaker 1 (35:50):
Bro.
Speaker 2 (35:50):
That's that's a benefit. One thousand percent. Bro.
Speaker 1 (35:54):
Yeah upkeeper Humans is not cheap at all.
Speaker 2 (35:55):
Man hands and feet they cost. That's you a couple
of hundred. I can brow sixty ship make up if
your girl faces, motherfucker look like a crunch bar ship.
Speaker 1 (36:08):
How y'all feel about makeup one twenty? I don't need it,
but go crazy. I hate a lot of makeup, but
I'm not a Yeah, make a personal but.
Speaker 2 (36:17):
I go crazy because your pillows and ship just be
all fucked up. Girls are not gonna wipe their face off,
right Uh.
Speaker 1 (36:25):
After two shots of the Judio, they're gonna go to
sleep without wiping their face off. And now I got
castro on my pillow. I'm tight.
Speaker 2 (36:31):
Nigga Snize was drunk so one night, Nigga she had
a rag, nigga a warrior rag. I said, that's the
dish rag. I said, I hate the pants of that motherfucker.
I know we had a time and like, but my lord,
nigga do her ship like this, I said, changed, I
(36:54):
was fitting layer down. Niggas starting this with the.
Speaker 1 (37:00):
Real bro.
Speaker 2 (37:01):
Bakeup is a tough task, bro.
Speaker 1 (37:04):
And the funny shit about all this is that the
service providers and the people who want the service done
they need all the time. Bro, they be getting old
so bad.
Speaker 2 (37:12):
On everything, Bro that I'll be telling the like when
niggas deal a little girls are like, Bro, now she
telling you how much it costs, that's a She's gonna
expect you to keep up with that.
Speaker 1 (37:21):
Do you respect that? Like you think like man should
do that.
Speaker 2 (37:25):
Yeah. If your woman her makeup, lash his nails, all
that shit done all the time, and that's who she
is and she keep it up, you should feel that. Boy,
at least two weeks if she get it done every week, take.
Speaker 1 (37:36):
Two weeks, I say, contribute for sure.
Speaker 2 (37:38):
At least cut her half.
Speaker 1 (37:39):
Bro.
Speaker 2 (37:39):
Now she women got to get a lot of shit done.
Speaker 1 (37:41):
Now she come in acting different than you know, say,
conversation needs to be had, like we were talking all
the time, you eating off freight o on your ID
story all of the week. Don't tell me we're going
to recurse Saturday, because that's not how you what. But
if that's what you be old, then I respect it.
So when you get her, she already was getting five
hundred dollars here here, five hundred dollars.
Speaker 2 (37:59):
You gotta stay center to fifty. Okay, center to fifty.
I mean I don't really reckon.
Speaker 1 (38:05):
Enough, but she do fire her own you step in?
Are you just saying you got a contribute you ain't
got to take over?
Speaker 2 (38:13):
Yeah, you ain't got you ain't got to take over, bro,
Like I'm not if I'm hanging wood and yeah I
got half.
Speaker 1 (38:19):
Okay, sure half is respectful, half half is respect I
got half of someone their WiFi.
Speaker 2 (38:25):
Yeah, don't don't go too crazy though, Like I don't know.
It just depends on the level too that you're dealing with. Now.
If this is your girl, you made her your girl, bro,
you probably you might have to step in and take.
Speaker 1 (38:35):
Who messed up the game? Where that was the thing
all the game?
Speaker 4 (38:38):
Man?
Speaker 2 (38:39):
That was never I don't I don't don't think the
ogs in the nineties. I think we did.
Speaker 1 (38:43):
We messed it up. We had to.
Speaker 2 (38:45):
I don't remember were the biggest tricks ever. I talked
to my old heads just over at Culture about back
in the day, like they like, y'all niggas are my
persons and shoes that cost one thousand dollars. They going
on these trips, y'all pulling up with cars with bow
was on the top. Bro, It's like, damn cars really
wasn't that expensive back then. You're right, you gotta think
(39:05):
like even with school, like with kids, like, Bro, my
fucker's getting Honda cors Cavaliers, Aleros, Thunderbirds. Real shit, Bro,
these kids is driving my nice shit. So you know
your woman got to be them there with a cool
little whip, so shit is more expensive. We fucked the
game up. Social media fucked the game up, broll Mark.
(39:26):
We just talked about the money bag nigga bond already
nigga a new Lambou pink lamb Bo.
Speaker 1 (39:31):
Bro.
Speaker 2 (39:31):
Look what was battling against, Bro?
Speaker 1 (39:33):
And it ain't even if that factause you know people
who got already spent it. But now everybody can see it.
I deserve this. You live in a two bedroom with
your cousin. I'm not putting all these flowers in here.
You out of pocket. We got to get you about
the situation before we try to do the extra shit.
You want to go to Tulum and you ain't got
your back to fix. I have a problem with that.
I'm all.
Speaker 2 (39:51):
I'm all for you getting in a woman's life and
helping her wear shit, but you taking over four throttle.
You don't have to. It's not a requirement if you
do cool. But I don't think when should put that
pressure on the man to come in and take over
their life like that.
Speaker 1 (40:03):
And somebody who really fuck with you ain't gonna put
that type of pressure on you. More importantly, if they
rock with you and they see you contribute and you
hold it down, people gonna be realistic. By the Internet
is not a real place. Everybody's not living like that.
Y'all know that. I hate people they think the Internet
are real. That's that's a different game you're playing there.
Speaker 2 (40:17):
See, I hate the Internet is real to a certain extent.
Speaker 1 (40:21):
Bro.
Speaker 2 (40:21):
I don't think everybody living a fake life on the Internet.
Speaker 1 (40:24):
There are a lot of people. Everybody show the highlights
not true.
Speaker 2 (40:27):
Yes, that's that part is real. But if somebody's really
showing you the highlights, and the highlights are a part
of their real life, bro, you gotta honor it.
Speaker 1 (40:34):
Respect.
Speaker 2 (40:34):
If a girl going out to eat with her friends
all the time and buying four lemon drops, you know,
when you got to eat with her, she's like, nigga,
I did this, I do this. The girls hide the
nigga that they be with. Sometimes I get it, Yeah,
you know what I mean. But if you get to
know a girl and she really nigga, drink three or
four limb drops in the steak nigga, you can't take
her somewhere and expect her to get the advertised nigga.
Speaker 1 (40:54):
But but then when I drop you off, I see,
I see, like because some girls now your priorities. I'm
just saying. Some girls just get money sent to them
like they don't really be having true they ship together.
Some niggas just be sending one thousand dollars fifteen hundred,
two thousand.
Speaker 2 (41:11):
We've seen it facts and then you know them and
you like, but see, that's why you're smart. So do
the Is she getting that money sent to her?
Speaker 1 (41:19):
Cool?
Speaker 2 (41:19):
Is she going on to day and you spend that
money on the date, don't pay, don't put none on
no bill, don't put her in a better apartment. Mitch drive,
pull up with that cavalier. We're gonna go to roof Chris,
but she about to draw that card. This room, Chris
ain't lead to a motherfucker, dude. You know what I mean,
new baby, That's what I said, Like, you're right, bro,
will you see a motherfucker really not living their reps?
Speaker 1 (41:41):
I am.
Speaker 2 (41:41):
If I'm fucking with you, We're gonna go to this
motherfucking sexual the apartment. I'm gonna thrash you just like
it's a motherfuck imagine. But I'm not about to buy
If you ain't on no bed and were cracking on
this motherfucker air mattress.
Speaker 1 (41:53):
I'm not buying you no bed now. If I'm pumping
this motherfucker, you don't go to walk Water to get you.
That's all I'm saying. Where they at?
Speaker 2 (42:03):
Yeah, facts, facts, I think, and I think it's our
job to get people the game on that because I
think niggas come in and they like a girl so much,
or niggas that ain't never had no fire women before
they get some money. That's why the girls get out
of pocket. Like the girls who really can't take care
of themselves, they be like, damn, I done found the
nigga that's Christmas. Then they would come in. He suck
it up for everybody else after him, because you just
(42:25):
took that girl off their air mashers and put her
up real nice. Now, every nigga that come after you
got to keep up to that. Well, that's her mentality.
Speaker 1 (42:34):
And across the board, man, you should not be working
your hardst to take care of somebody else. Just reevaluate
what you got going on. It. See a lot of
dudes stressed because they can't keep over with the times,
whether it be money shoes. Just take your time, get
your shit together, bro. The people who really rock with
you gonna rock with you. Bro. You can't stretch yourself
off working to take care of a woman. Bro.
Speaker 2 (42:49):
I feel that it's hard to tell them, motherfucker though,
that they ain't never had no women before with some
money or what to do. Though that is true. Niggas
get goofy early and be mad later about that shit.
But it be theigs to just catch on like the
late bloomers to the women. That's what turned them in
the horses though. Now, Bro, they different I G models,
that's all. They're looking forward. Every ig model got a
(43:10):
niggas who ain't never had no holes with some money
in their d m s and they milking them guarantee.
Speaker 1 (43:15):
And he's willing and ready. They never seen her, they're
gonna never sniff it. But he's gonna send that directly positive.
Speaker 2 (43:22):
So I don't know. It's a women's playground out here.
But get right, fellas, Get right.
Speaker 1 (43:26):
Man, be careful for showy man. What's up with your boy?
R Kelly? Be here? Man, my boy, that's the hell
of a transition. He went from G to R Kelly say,
we know he don't like them. R Kelly.
Speaker 2 (43:40):
R Kelly had to fen in jail. How to get
rushed to the nearest hospital. He took something, probably bro
Kelly brop out of here. Man, y'all can't kill a man.
Speaker 1 (43:53):
Whoever did that? Was it him or he tried to
kill yourself.
Speaker 2 (43:57):
I don't know what really, but I think they said
it's a stunt.
Speaker 1 (44:00):
They say it's chuddarboar right now. So trying to get
out of there. Whatever you gotta do, Bro, we wait
for the tool.
Speaker 2 (44:08):
Oh man, I'm going to the repass. I don't want
to go to the funeral, bro. I want to go
to the repass. Bro. They can't take Kelly out like
this though.
Speaker 1 (44:20):
Kelly can't take itself. You know.
Speaker 2 (44:23):
Celebrities, Bro, they I don't know, man, We're gonna have
to get more into it. But I think they be
trying to kill them niggas while they enjoy it.
Speaker 1 (44:30):
I think celebrities need to go to like a celebrity jail.
Speaker 2 (44:33):
All that to be lit.
Speaker 1 (44:35):
That is crazy, Like if you had any type of
status or something, I think you should be put in
a jail. That's like in DC somewhere.
Speaker 2 (44:43):
Yea, because you're not safe. Nah, you're really not safe
and general population.
Speaker 1 (44:48):
And then they need to stream it and call it
celebrity jail and put it on Netflix.
Speaker 2 (44:53):
God, yeah, everybody watch, bro, say.
Speaker 1 (44:59):
You got R Kelly all the famous murder murder murder
with him? He in there? Who else famous in jail?
That's crazy? Tory Lane?
Speaker 2 (45:13):
Yeah, what's my boy from New York? They used to
crash out, big cocky nigga that used to wrap I
can't remember his name. Fuck uh, I know you're talking
about my battle wrapping home Brooklyn. Yeah, Uh yeah, I
can't think of his name. He was like Rocky Force.
Speaker 1 (45:28):
I can't think his name.
Speaker 2 (45:30):
But y'all know what I'm talking about.
Speaker 1 (45:31):
Sty Free the wife was in the shootout. Well, I
can't think of my old buddy. Not cool. What's the
little short one? They always be popping he'd be popping
him in dude that started the podcast stuff?
Speaker 2 (45:46):
Oh yeah, to text tone, text tone, all right, text tone.
I can't think of the name.
Speaker 1 (45:52):
Damn, we'll figured out. But that'll be lit though, that'll
be lit. That boy that a fu TV up. And
they would have had the chrisly dude, the white boy.
He would have had him in there. Crazy. The people
would be so upset. They're just like, wait, first people
get to go to jail and make more money'll be
(46:13):
a better condition by themselves. You just streaming. They wouldn't
make no money, but everybody, oh everybody, they had this
crazy So they got to work to pay the restitutions. Okay,
I said, but they just get to stream their whole
life every time they wake up. R Kelly trying to
make songs in jail. People talking to him like I
(46:34):
gotta go in the studio. People are talking to him
like the chat chat asking what you're gonna do to
like kill I was doing last night, nigg what you
think Diddy.
Speaker 2 (46:43):
On the board, r Kelly and the booth legendary.
Speaker 1 (46:52):
Oh has to be by himself. He cannot be with
the rest of the pot to get out too. They've
been there for a minute. It's a couple like legendary
wrestling people that's in jail for real. Yeah, it's one
lady that was like, forgot her name. They go to
jail for one one for drunk driving. She killed somebody driving.
Jesus forgot her name. She was like the most famous
(47:13):
girl in wrestling when it first started coming. She was
the most famousirst on the internet. Actually, hey man, when
he first started going, when wrestlers crashed out, they be
crashing out. Oh yeah, speaking of how you feel about
gold Bert come back? Gold Bert come back?
Speaker 2 (47:27):
Every three years, I ain't nothing, no shout out to
gold Bird. I remember him. What happened to go to
is Goda's still alive?
Speaker 1 (47:35):
Yeah, he's still alive. Gold just had one of the
craziest moves of all.
Speaker 2 (47:39):
Times to Dennis robbing and wrestling bro Bro.
Speaker 1 (47:42):
The first day y'all wrestler for sure, bro to know,
like he really not liked that in person, like real life,
Like that's a whole act. Yeah. Yeah, his name Dustin Rhodes.
He probably knows that Dusty Roads and his brother Cody Roads.
Speaker 2 (47:56):
Oh yeah I didn't. I didn't know that.
Speaker 1 (47:59):
Yeah he ain't.
Speaker 2 (48:00):
Was he more popular than them?
Speaker 1 (48:03):
Nah? But he was popular because Dusty Rose was lit.
Gold Dust was popular. But like he would he didn't
want to do that. But oh wow, See I did
not know that people robbing for sure, he was wilding,
but that nah, he a whole different person. Crash out.
Speaker 2 (48:21):
Wow, so he like dude from the Pink. He played
the ro Yeah, he played the role star crashed. His
wife was part of his show. Yeah that was his
real wife. Oh ship, But.
Speaker 1 (48:35):
He's like a organ type crash out like gold Dust
is just hell up. I really heard keep it rack because.
Speaker 2 (48:44):
I mean respect the gold that I just thought he was.
He was too into that character. I do remember that
he was embraced it.
Speaker 1 (48:53):
It's gonna be a clash at Lossuit against the Roles.
They had to do what their work place. Bro. They're
gonna have no money. Bro, this is wilding man. That's
why I'm they transition over bro to me horror stories
for Shure. That's crazy man. R Kelly with the self flocker,
Get well soon, man.
Speaker 2 (49:07):
I hope he's okay. Man, they just need to let
him out. Bro.
Speaker 1 (49:09):
Who else was? Who else? Shit? I hope nobody take
more celebrity jail. But they do all types of like
special stuff in jail, Like what's that one company that
was like, yeah, we're gonna put open all the door
You have ever seen that show? They're gonna open all
the Doors's gonna be everybody can walk around free and
see how y'all do sixty days. It wasn't sixty days
(49:31):
and it was like a new show. It was a
show I was watching. But they was like basically, you
know how they locked the doors. Whatever, we ain't gonna
lock them. We're gonna keep them open. It's gonna be
free sales, like you can move in and out yourself
and y'all want to And everybody was like it's like
the moment y'all fuck somebody fuck it up, like we're
gonna lock the doors again, and like dudes was getting
in trouble that they be ready, you won't fuck it
(49:52):
up with us. We think we about to lock the
doors back. But imagine, I don't know what jail like.
I never been. But if you can wake up at
one o'clock and hey, nigga, let's go downstatains play cards,
it's probably a lot cooler for sure.
Speaker 2 (50:07):
For sure. I mean, y'all think y'all can do thirty
days in jail.
Speaker 1 (50:09):
No, I can't do three hours. Shouts out, jail, y'all
come home soon. I'm not doing it. I'm not doing
county nothing, Bro. I am not built for that respect.
I was doing it, bro, the moment they say you
drop them, if they love me streaming jail for them,
I could do it. I would do it now on
(50:30):
you got to be in there thirty days. I mean,
if they gave you a million dollars and stream, I'm
just gonna go there. I'm gonna tell all the inmates listen,
don't fuck with me. When I get out of here
in this thirty days, I'm gonna send one hundred thousand
to the jail. Bro.
Speaker 2 (50:44):
They might will be for playing with him. I'm dead
as serious, but I'm saying they go be like, man,
this nigga't go co funk back with us.
Speaker 1 (50:52):
I swear to gotta see that camera right there that
it's for me. I'll get this. We'll get a hundred
thousand when I get out of here. And they came here.
You you you lock in.
Speaker 2 (51:01):
Because there's a lot of talented niggas and I need
two million exactly. I want some of them good street
stories from them.
Speaker 1 (51:07):
Oh GM, I'm gonna need four million for thirty days.
I'm cool with it because I got I'm gonna come
back in. I'm gonna show him a little like, hey,
hey man, while we're here, man, shout out to Ridge
one time for the one time listen. Man, we had
a dope promo code for your files, Like, yes, I
know I'll been slacking, but you could still tap in. Man,
get you a nice new wallet, man, maybe premium materials
customized with up to fifty colors. You know what I'm saying.
(51:27):
Be hear them hackers is outside. Man, They're gonna keep
you safe.
Speaker 2 (51:30):
Yeah, Man, check out the r D. If I believe.
Speaker 1 (51:33):
It's rf I D, don't worry about That's that technology
can get you from getting schemmed. You know. They protect
the wallet and I need that because I always lose
my walle and I don't need nobody going through my stuff.
Speaker 2 (51:43):
Man.
Speaker 1 (51:43):
I got a lot of you know, chicken on these cards. Man,
and they got the little spot in there for the
air tag. You know what I'm saying. Just in case
you get tricky, you can recover your stuff. Man. Tap
in with Ridge. Man, use that promo code Club five
to twenty. Tell that we sent you and listen man.
They got free shipping and the ninety nine day risk
free trials. So listen ninety nine days for Ridge and
you could circle back with the dogs over Boost Mobile
ninety nine ninety nine. Get you a new wallet and
(52:05):
new phone, and our listeners get tempercent off. Like we said,
used that probo col Club five twenty we got you. Man.
Shouts to Ridge. We appreciate you all for show. You
know what's even crazy? Yes, sir, they got life Tom
Waring on the walks. Hey, turn up, don't get wiped down,
don't get scammed. Man, get you a Ridge for show.
You know the vibes, y'all. See when the Christly dude
got Jill, He's I really didn't want to leave. I
was like, he's having too much fun.
Speaker 2 (52:25):
In that boy turning marry which way?
Speaker 1 (52:28):
Little? He said, I feel badly. They was cheering my
name when I was walking out.
Speaker 2 (52:34):
Yeah, that was another nigga drop a car wheels.
Speaker 1 (52:38):
A favorite in there. I was rolling. I was watching,
but I was laughing like a March the story. She
was a camp cupcake and ship like that. It's just
like they're like man rich people don't even got to
go to jail for real. Today Fay started streaming Academy.
Speaker 2 (52:51):
That would be the bro. I would go for thirty
I want to go to the regular ship. But I'm
saying thirty days, I get to see what vegas.
Speaker 1 (52:58):
If you could pay, like if he see my nigga,
But if you go to celebrity jail, you gotta pay
a million dollars to go celebrity jail. Say it again,
like if you guys, if you want to go to
celebrity jail, you gotta put up a million or somebody
gotta put up a million dollars for you so you
can go to celebrity jail. You gotta do a year
or two whatever you gotta do, but you gotta stream everything.
(53:20):
But somebody gotta pay a million dollars. Like if Diddy,
whatever his sentence is, if Diddy gets into twenty years,
he gotta pay twenty million per every year he in there,
but you get to go to celebrity jail.
Speaker 2 (53:32):
I'll do it, bro.
Speaker 1 (53:33):
Somebody gonna make a movie off this idea. It's gonna
be absolutely hilarious.
Speaker 2 (53:36):
I was, bro.
Speaker 1 (53:37):
If you like, all right, did you got twenty years?
You got twenty million. Bit you can go celebrity jail
for twenty years and you can cut. You get your
time cut if you do right and stuff. But like
you want celebrity jail, but you ain't gotta be over here.
Speaker 2 (53:50):
Because they should make celebrity jail co ed.
Speaker 1 (53:54):
No, we have too much wicked celebrity. Remember what some
of the people are in there for. No, they cannot
be co ed. We gotta have units clear everybody's age now,
separate units. A lot of niggs got weird cases.
Speaker 2 (54:13):
I know the rape by that ship.
Speaker 1 (54:14):
We ain't that.
Speaker 2 (54:15):
I'm just saying, come in here, act right. You know
what you already in here. You ain't getting out.
Speaker 1 (54:19):
Make it co ed bro.
Speaker 2 (54:20):
Let me have fun, bro.
Speaker 1 (54:21):
But what happens when you know what I'm saying? Like
you said, you got the memes are standing there, but
then like every year you gotta renew if that paper
get loved. You gotta go. You gotta go back to
the regular. Some like Harvey Wain standing up like he
needed that. I mean years he got like fifty. Yeah,
you you don't want to be in there with the wolves.
Give us fifty men. You come celebrity jail. You're gonna
(54:42):
you're gonna be by you know, you're gonna chill. It's
gonna be number celebrity. You're gonna get to eat, you're
gonna stream it, You're gonna be cool. You just in jail,
you won't want to get it out. But boy, like
the homie Whip who got thirty years, boy, all right,
maybe he got that first next year, but you're gonna
have people unallowing themselves. I'm not going there.
Speaker 2 (55:00):
Yeah he killed, he killed his cousin, not saying he
right or nothing like that. He's a normal human being,
though to a certain extent.
Speaker 1 (55:07):
Bro with you and they say thirty years, you gotta
do fifteen, he'd be like, I got fifteen, mils, I
want to do all my fifteen over celebrity. But you
get another year sixteen, you're in county going to.
Speaker 2 (55:20):
Be rich, you know, prightfully. All this strimmer and stuff
continues all the time. I get out, it's up. You know,
everybody go to jail, you come out, you lit.
Speaker 1 (55:28):
You know what you did? So yeah, well I'm sorry, Kelly.
What do you get forty years?
Speaker 2 (55:34):
Yeah, Bro, probably could he's trying to kill itself, trying
to kill him.
Speaker 1 (55:39):
He could get He would have enough money to get
to celebrity jail. I am somebody. We have to get
a gofund me going again the slebrity but they had
it the first off for his lawyers and stuff. That's crazy.
There's smart people to worry. Help will go with me
if y'all if something like this happened, Man, y'all need
to cut me in on the deal. Man, I go ahead,
padding out there got to be bounced.
Speaker 2 (56:00):
It shouts with men man respect.
Speaker 1 (56:03):
We gotta get you some merch for show man, hey
man before we get out of here. I know we
all are at the door dashes a shout the door
that as she appreciate y'all send some more money. By
the way, but have you had any wild door dash
stories recently? Because I've been having some crazy experiences with
my ship.
Speaker 2 (56:16):
Bro, my DoorDash smo Bro.
Speaker 1 (56:17):
The other day me and malcol are streaming. My door
dash got stolen three times from the door.
Speaker 2 (56:25):
Oh yeall no homeless people walk around all the time.
Speaker 1 (56:27):
Bro, I'll be like my door walk outside.
Speaker 2 (56:32):
Like I hell now with the picture?
Speaker 1 (56:34):
Yeah, I'm like, wow, now you're playing I cancel it.
He did, come it can The last time I sat
at the door for the whole twenty minutes and I
watched the dude come up there and take the picture
and turn I said, oh no. He said, oh no, no,
I don't know what door is, Nigga, you just took
a picture. Give me that. Wow. And then he dropped
(56:56):
his keys and I ain't telling him. You see, I
see them key at the front drops.
Speaker 2 (57:03):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (57:04):
Bro't you know how you're nervous?
Speaker 2 (57:06):
No?
Speaker 1 (57:06):
No, no, no, no, I just set that damn back drop. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (57:12):
You robbing the door dash? Your food is crazy?
Speaker 1 (57:16):
Man. My door dash name was Helen. Bro pulled up
twenty minutes like they would listen to my instructions. It
was a six three African and no country is your name? Helen?
Quick catfish on this app. Bro, some body gonna get
killed doing that.
Speaker 2 (57:29):
You know they don't play that in Africa. So he
probably his wife's name. He probably ain't legal yet. But
the burner counsel door dash have to stop.
Speaker 1 (57:36):
Bro.
Speaker 2 (57:36):
True, but you know they're probably not legal.
Speaker 1 (57:38):
Bro. Like, no, I'm cool, I'm not mad. Get your money, bro,
but it is really not safe. Bro.
Speaker 2 (57:43):
Jalen had pulled up on me. Bros hovey here, Bro,
So I understand it. Bro, that's a good way to
get some money.
Speaker 1 (57:50):
I'm I'm not getting hustle on. But the worst part
is when you see that first text in the door
dash and you see translated spinish, I can't call you
now I did.
Speaker 2 (57:59):
I'm gassing. I love door Dash, but y'all had a
motherfucker on the bike. This is when I was at
home and this nigga had my ship on the head
of the bar and my motherfucker Popeye. So what's doing
this on the motherfucker hand the boar?
Speaker 1 (58:24):
He ride the bike like this. That's a true story.
That's a fag pickure. But that's a crazy pull up.
That nigga ride a bikes here career. It's crazy. He
didn't even have it on the warmer that he had
on the head of bars going like this.
Speaker 2 (58:46):
They do it all the time in New York.
Speaker 1 (58:47):
Niggas Papa William having like the bag like bro d
New York.
Speaker 2 (58:53):
I probably didn't pay attention when he was on the
on the strip.
Speaker 1 (58:56):
Bro.
Speaker 2 (58:56):
They was on bikes, Bro, taking people their food.
Speaker 1 (58:58):
Bro, I've seen that. I've seen it here, Like I've
even had my piece of delivery from a place that
was rather close he had. You know what I'm saying,
in the back of the bike. Cool, but on the
handle bar? Are you popping will and ship my pizza? Old?
A bike is crazy? Yeah, Bro, when he put up
odds like that's crazy. But what I'm gonna do? Order
something else? But luckily it was I know he went wilding,
but I'm thinking of where you staying, where Papa is
(59:20):
for him to track it down that road.
Speaker 2 (59:21):
And that mother fucking biscuit was Crule Long Joan Silver nigga.
Speaker 1 (59:27):
You know it's a method to it. I can say
they on a bike because you get paid more for
saying you got a bike for real whole time people driving.
That's happened to me too. I just thought I was
being slow. I was on some hot ship. But damn,
I see it from us.
Speaker 2 (59:42):
Damn that is crazy.
Speaker 1 (59:43):
So you get paid more for around the bike. Yeah,
Like you put the get paid the extra couple of dollars. Boy,
they get a quad workout, bring your food everywhere out
I don't remember that. So I'm about ninety nine percent
shout out to door that bring my food on a bike.
(01:00:04):
I'm making turn around. So you forgot some ketchup. So
I'm saying, like, bro, get out here. I'm gonna cancel
the order as soon as I see him riding. For
you to see him pull up, and I'm gonna cancel.
I lost it.
Speaker 2 (01:00:18):
You can see what they getting close. Let me go
out here saving a walk. I'm gonna walk down my drawway.
It's a little walk. He got his hand in there
doing this. You know what you are even from here
in ice closed.
Speaker 1 (01:00:33):
I used to see uh you said ice.
Speaker 2 (01:00:35):
Stuff the buildings around the quarter that ye seen.
Speaker 1 (01:00:40):
The dude that used to ride his bike around the
whole Indianapolis. He's where the headphone. Yeah, he's a ride back.
That's funny. I bet he probably cold the door that
I used to see him at that rallyes right there
on Thursday College all the time. Path he probably called it.
He probably leave. That's a new trick though.
Speaker 2 (01:00:57):
I know you get paid. Boy with the bike.
Speaker 1 (01:00:59):
I've always been looking at the right. So it's some
there's some professionals on there. There's some superstars in that
door dash game for show. You got one hundred and
fifty stars. You're going crazy. All them kids, all the
people that stole my food. I gave them terrible reviews
and I complain, so I hope they got fired. They
took your car.
Speaker 2 (01:01:18):
What was you ordering Hooters?
Speaker 1 (01:01:20):
No it was the Eagle Damn yeah, the d way
pumpkink is crazy. They hit you with the picture. They
didn't go back in the car. That's what I was like,
what you really fucked my day up? Now? I was
down here sick. Mike was smacking his food too. I'm like, damn,
nigga like you flicking his fingers and ship you.
Speaker 2 (01:01:40):
Know, crazy that nigga take a chicken drup stick one clean.
Speaker 1 (01:01:48):
That's what he was on that day. He was in
there or you wasn't there?
Speaker 2 (01:01:52):
Was you there?
Speaker 1 (01:01:53):
He was eating drum stick like that, crazy right to
the drum. Yeah, six piece drunk made the order. I
was like, Mike, don't play Mike, No, not boy. He
cleaned that bowl.
Speaker 2 (01:02:11):
Two puts man.
Speaker 4 (01:02:12):
Yeah, looking at drumsicks we want that crazy You want
to take that grips off.
Speaker 1 (01:02:21):
That top, Yo. That is nae man, y'all be when
we get out here. Man shout to Boostmobile Man ninety
nine ninety nine tap in get you an IF on
fifteen forty eight megapictures where they at Tea, they filed
G nationwide. No man, tap in for showt Shout to
(01:02:41):
boost mobile. Before we get out of here, be here
telling people that can grab some merch.
Speaker 2 (01:02:44):
Shout Club five twenty dot com. Baby appreciate y'all getting
on the bars.
Speaker 1 (01:02:48):
Will catch you'll next time. Club five twenty the volume
Host
Shannon Sharpe
Popular Podcasts
Cold Case Files: Miami
Joyce Sapp, 76; Bryan Herrera, 16; and Laurance Webb, 32—three Miami residents whose lives were stolen in brutal, unsolved homicides. Cold Case Files: Miami follows award‑winning radio host and City of Miami Police reserve officer Enrique Santos as he partners with the department’s Cold Case Homicide Unit, determined family members, and the advocates who spend their lives fighting for justice for the victims who can no longer fight for themselves.
24/7 News: The Latest
The latest news in 4 minutes updated every hour, every day.
Crime Junkie
Does hearing about a true crime case always leave you scouring the internet for the truth behind the story? Dive into your next mystery with Crime Junkie. Every Monday, join your host Ashley Flowers as she unravels all the details of infamous and underreported true crime cases with her best friend Brit Prawat. From cold cases to missing persons and heroes in our community who seek justice, Crime Junkie is your destination for theories and stories you won’t hear anywhere else. Whether you're a seasoned true crime enthusiast or new to the genre, you'll find yourself on the edge of your seat awaiting a new episode every Monday. If you can never get enough true crime... Congratulations, you’ve found your people. Follow to join a community of Crime Junkies! Crime Junkie is presented by audiochuck Media Company.