Nightcap - Hour 2: Ocho loves whales, Child support do's and don't, & worst first dates

Shannon Sharpe & Chad "Ochocinco" Johnson discuss how child support can add up, their viewers worst first dates, & much more!

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Speaker 3 (01:21):
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move with time. Frod next segment. This is my favorite segment.
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Speaker 1 (01:32):
Who messed up?

Speaker 2 (01:32):
Now? Boom boom boom boom boom boo.

Speaker 3 (01:45):
Oh Joe, this happened a couple of weeks ago. But
Ash must have been sleep. I know she's working extremely hard,
so Ash, I'm gonna forgive you on this.

Speaker 2 (01:51):
What but we're talking about it now. Tony Snail is
an NBA veteran of nine seasons.

Speaker 3 (01:57):
He needs one more season to become ELIGI for NBA's
premium lifetime health care benefit that covers his family.

Speaker 2 (02:04):
Now here's the kicker.

Speaker 3 (02:07):
He has two kids, both of autistic. Tony Snail is
also on the spectrum for being autistic. February the second
was the deadline for Spell to sign with a team. However,
no team signed him to the sign the veteran and
it became ineligible for retirement.

Speaker 2 (02:26):
Healthcare benefits.

Speaker 3 (02:27):
The story guard garnered a lot of media attention and
sympathy from the NBA community, but in the midst of
all of that, his wife did something on Instagram that
drew heavy criticism. Check this out on show Now he
wants the team to sign him.

Speaker 2 (02:45):
This is what is the wife posted. She want lifetime
health benefit. That's what she posted.

Speaker 5 (02:52):
Oh what's she on the pj B atim hermass? Yes?

Speaker 1 (02:58):
Oh she in accomptable?

Speaker 5 (03:01):
Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.
That's his money or her money?

Speaker 2 (03:07):
You see what she doing? What what she do? How
many times you seen her dunk?

Speaker 5 (03:14):
I don't think missus still missus stail really let her.

Speaker 1 (03:18):
Wall I'm I'm you're not confused.

Speaker 2 (03:21):
Okay, that's like you.

Speaker 3 (03:23):
That's like you said, And you know what, you're setting
up a gofund me account and you rail flying private jets,
you and rail rail showing off her birket and you. Now,
people are not going to have people is having sympathy
for him because they're like, man, somebody signed the man,
but you would have now, mind you, he's made one
hundred how much he's made fifty million? I think he's

(03:46):
made about fifty four million in his playing career.

Speaker 5 (03:49):
Whoa, whoa, whoah. But if you're living like that, it
won't be long. I mean if she's if she's living
like that, ain't no fifty four left. If you living
like that, you know the kind of money, you know,
the kind of money you got to be making to
be living like that consistently.

Speaker 2 (04:04):
I know what.

Speaker 6 (04:05):
The bags don't consistently. And she got more. It ain't
like she got one. She got like ten twelve some
of them at least fifty grand. You start getting that
print that crop.

Speaker 1 (04:18):
Uh, that shit go fast, This should go fast.

Speaker 5 (04:21):
You know what percentage of NBA players go bro to
Now you know what the percentage is up there? Now
we talk about eighty three, eighty four, eighty five, eighty seven,
got naren percent now because they had they had this
feeling and this notion people too in general. Well, the
more money you give me, the better I'll be able
to do with it, and the better I'll be able
to maintain it. If you don't already have that structure
and discipline before you get that motherfucking money, you definitely

(04:46):
gonna have it when they give you more.

Speaker 1 (04:48):
And then when you have people.

Speaker 5 (04:50):
That's on your side like that that want to live
and portray a certain lifestyle and they ain't contributing to
making the money.

Speaker 2 (04:57):
Hop on only fans.

Speaker 3 (04:59):
He would, Hey, that's the time that you go, hey, baby, hey,
come on, you gotta do what we gotta do. Get
on only fans. Get on only fans, oh.

Speaker 5 (05:07):
Joe, And now you listen. And to really make a
profit and really turn the profit on only fans, you
got to be you got to be, goddamn you.

Speaker 1 (05:15):
You gotta be a hot cheeto. Now you got to
be a hot cheeto.

Speaker 2 (05:18):
No.

Speaker 3 (05:19):
You know the thing that I I would tell Jalen
Green go ahead right now, Yeah, I know you probably
don't have it, is to go ahead and set twenty
million a side. Yeah, twenty million dollars a side, but
child support, help private schools. Because let's just say, for
the sake of argument, they hit him over the head
for twenty thousand a month.

Speaker 5 (05:38):
Oh they're coming.

Speaker 3 (05:40):
That's two hundred and forty thousand a year. Now you
got eighteen years, that's two point four million. That's two
point four the two. So the two forty and ten years,
that's two point four million. But you got another eight
years to go. Yeah, so that's about four million times three,
that's twelve million dollars. Okay, now we got to talk.
But now we gotta talk about private school because they

(06:02):
not they got the flaws.

Speaker 2 (06:03):
They're not sending their kids to public school. You know that.

Speaker 5 (06:06):
I know that.

Speaker 2 (06:07):
I don't know what the private school situation is like
in Houston, Texas, but I know out here in California
they probably started at about thirty fives and then they
probably go to about forty five fifty shit times three
per year eighteen years.

Speaker 1 (06:25):
And then who whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa woape.

Speaker 5 (06:28):
Also remember now, outside of private school, outside of child support,
those that you have kids from also want to maintain
an image.

Speaker 2 (06:39):
Yeah, well they can't it maintain no image with twenty
thousand a month, right because you know what I both
know it don't take nobody no twenty fives a month.
There ain't no kids but outiither here North there you
ate whatever the judge say, Yeah, whatever the judge saydge say,
are right, it is what it is. I am find
to go back and forth.

Speaker 3 (06:59):
Now, hold on how much you think the lawyer is
gonna get? And guess what you gotta do with Joe.
You ain't gotta pay for yours. You gotta pay for
hers too. Yeah, you gotta pay for her. I ain't
telling you what somebody told you, Chad. I'm telling you
what you pay for your lawyer and her lawyer. Yeah,

(07:20):
and they ain't got no problem working. They work over
time because you're paying for all that.

Speaker 2 (07:24):
Yeah, and.

Speaker 5 (07:29):
Every day I.

Speaker 3 (07:31):
Said that, a baby by me and become a millionaire,
Have a baby by but I can't think it.

Speaker 2 (07:35):
But you know that. You know what phis is one
have a baby by me and become a millionaire.

Speaker 1 (07:39):
Yeah, it's crazy.

Speaker 5 (07:42):
The game is the game, and the.

Speaker 2 (07:43):
Game Jayleen, he about to get a big contract.

Speaker 3 (07:46):
That contract, you go ahead and put twenty million aside,
because that's what it's.

Speaker 2 (07:51):
Gonna it's gonna come. That's it.

Speaker 3 (07:52):
I just did a conservative number. I said, twenty thousand
a month times three. They might hit him towenty five.
They might hit it for thirty.

Speaker 1 (08:01):
Yeah, you're gonna see them true colors come out. That's
what you're gonna see.

Speaker 2 (08:06):
They might hit it for fifty. You're gonna see them expeditially.
So you know what, fifty fifty thousand a month, that's
six hundred thousand a year times ten, that's six hundred
got six million dollars, but you got another so that's
another four point eight million. So you look at that
ten point eight million times three.

Speaker 5 (08:25):
Mm hm.

Speaker 3 (08:28):
And you gotta pay for his at turn your attorney
and hers. Now you remember that, and they're going to
private schools.

Speaker 5 (08:33):
But you're making my stomach hurt. Just think about that,
oh lord, and make my stomach hurt, make my stomach turn.

Speaker 1 (08:46):
Mm hmm.

Speaker 2 (08:49):
What we beening there? Hey, I ain't telling Look here,
I can't beat I can't beat the guy up because
you couldn't tell me nothing, no joke. You couldn't.

Speaker 3 (09:01):
I couldn't tell us nothing. Man me and you ought
your only thing. We pulling out of a parking spots.
We pulled up out of her backed it.

Speaker 5 (09:15):
Listen, mine, mine was playing. I told you, I told
you I did mind. All mine were playing those I
have kids from from that. But that I knew. Now
hold on, listen to me. Now that I knew before
I even made it, so there was no there was
no ill intent. Now what I did do was is
I purposely not purposely give me child support so I

(09:38):
can have structure. So you don't have to be calling
and be bothering by nothing. But it wasn't trying to
hit me cross no head. It was just enough to
be able to take.

Speaker 2 (09:48):
Care of you knew them. Let me ask your question.
Were you playing football when you knew him?

Speaker 1 (09:53):
No?

Speaker 2 (09:54):
No, you were playing football?

Speaker 5 (09:57):
No? These are these are back back like?

Speaker 2 (09:59):
Uh, did you play where you playing high school football
when you met them? Yes? Or no?

Speaker 5 (10:04):
Nah?

Speaker 2 (10:05):
So you just you aren't playing no sport when you
met these girls, these young men.

Speaker 5 (10:08):
Now it's when I was. Now, this is when I
was when I was a baby. Like where I'm from
out the hood? What's you talking about? From out here
in Miami? Yes?

Speaker 2 (10:16):
I know, but you were playing Stop it o, Yo,
How you gonna tell me about my people and what
I would do? So you so you so tho?

Speaker 3 (10:24):
Every woman that you had a child with, you know
since how you were like nine ten?

Speaker 1 (10:29):
Nah?

Speaker 5 (10:29):
About five four? Okay, we grew up anyway, we grew
up together, That's what I'm telling you.

Speaker 2 (10:35):
And you started playing football. You did not have no
kid before you started playing football? Is my point?

Speaker 1 (10:43):
You confusing? Where are you trying to go with it?

Speaker 2 (10:45):
I don't understand I'm going I'm going with it.

Speaker 3 (10:48):
I'm saying, you keep saying, they gotta know who you have,
But they saw just like you. How many, like you
told me, not very many people come out of Liberty
City and play sports.

Speaker 2 (10:57):
You playing sports? You real good?

Speaker 5 (10:58):
Holah hoa da h. But I didn't have any of
the issues that you're talking about. So you saying, I'm saying.

Speaker 3 (11:06):
People keep saying, sometimes you have to forecast a lot
of times, Ojo.

Speaker 2 (11:10):
When you go into an investment, you can't go.

Speaker 3 (11:13):
Get Google Stock like you could at the bottom floor
because you got to take a chance. All I gotta
do is, hey, you playing high school football. I'm taking
a chance. Let's just say, for the sake of argument,
Oh yo, do make it. That's Google if you get
in none of money.

Speaker 1 (11:33):
But that wasn't about whether I was making it or not.

Speaker 5 (11:36):
That was done purposely because of the DNA and they
was athletic.

Speaker 1 (11:40):
So I'm doing the chances, not them.

Speaker 2 (11:42):
Hold on, hold on, I'm talking. I'm trying to think.
But I thought you say you saved money. I do.
That's a very that's that's very that's very reckless.

Speaker 5 (11:49):
I did.

Speaker 1 (11:49):
How do you think I still have it?

Speaker 5 (11:51):
Because I dealt with people that wasn't on that bullshit?

Speaker 2 (11:53):
How much? How much more could you have had if
you hadn't have done that?

Speaker 5 (11:57):
No, I didn't want to do it that way because
I wanted a lot of kids. Should I'm what a
lot of kids? And I ain't finished real because I
think she's ogulating to hold on.

Speaker 3 (12:10):
Ashley is the latest season of Basketball Wives Orlando and
has a clothing Who has a who has a clothing Oh? Oh,
she's on the last season of Basketball Wives Orlando and
she has a clothing company, so she might be good.

Speaker 5 (12:25):
Who that.

Speaker 2 (12:27):
Tony Snail's wife?

Speaker 1 (12:29):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (12:30):
Oh she?

Speaker 5 (12:30):
Oh, okay, there we go.

Speaker 1 (12:32):
Yeah, she's straight.

Speaker 2 (12:33):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (12:34):
Look, I don't look at it. I ain't trying to
get nobody's pockets. I don't know what they're making. I mean,
I'm not familiar with the Housewives or Orlando. I'm kind
of familiar with the ones of Atlanta.

Speaker 5 (12:44):
They make a lot, they make a lot of money.

Speaker 2 (12:46):
It all the pins. I mean, they probably can make
twenty five what fifty thou episode?

Speaker 1 (12:51):
Oh, I thought I thought you. I thought you were
gonna say millions.

Speaker 5 (12:56):
Huh, they don't. I don't be I don't be knowing.

Speaker 2 (13:00):
O Joe.

Speaker 3 (13:00):
If you do twenty three episodes and you get fifty
thou fifty thousand episode, that's a million.

Speaker 5 (13:06):
I mean well, I mean if you if you look
at one picture that you your shoulder, that look at
that clip, that million gone right there.

Speaker 3 (13:13):
But I'm just oh, Joe, I'm saying that's if you
look at say.

Speaker 2 (13:18):
Uh, what I wanted to say, lost my train of thought. No,
I'm saying like a million, Like he was, like, what
they get on?

Speaker 5 (13:25):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (13:26):
I mean, obviously, let's just say for the sake of arguments,
you're Candy Burus or a kne knee or a Porsche,
or if you some of those housewives of Beverly Hills.
Those shows are more popular than Orlando. Okay, the name faces.
I don't know what they get. I don't want to
and I don't even want to speculate, but I think
that makes a good living or wives with that be
on there.

Speaker 1 (13:48):
I like it.

Speaker 5 (13:50):
I think we need it.

Speaker 1 (13:51):
We need to have a goddamn we need to have
a one show too.

Speaker 5 (13:57):
I'm finding he listen find it unk love? No, I'm good, Yeah,
I like that.

Speaker 2 (14:04):
No, I'm can find his own love. We want to
find some love. I'm good man.

Speaker 3 (14:09):
Second one is none other than Chad o Yo Senko Johnson.
Why does there Yeah, yeah, we gotta put you on
here too. Decided to Uh, we're going to show it
to the chat. Go ahead, I don't see it. Oh
do we put it up? We're working on it.

Speaker 1 (14:30):
Wait what I what I did?

Speaker 5 (14:31):
I said, sir?

Speaker 3 (14:32):
This was there was a moment of then two orcas
were swimming peacefully beneath the cattle border. Why does this
never happen to me? He wastes this damn moment recording
instead of getting in the water with them.

Speaker 5 (14:43):
Great moment, great moment. I don't know what what? What
are we doing?

Speaker 4 (14:47):
What?

Speaker 1 (14:48):
What are we doing?

Speaker 2 (14:49):
I don't know.

Speaker 5 (14:50):
If the people in the chat they might know my
love for killer whales and orcas, they might not if
you follow me long enough. Listen, I've bombarding your twitters
for years and years and year is with orca, content
with the orc of pictures, work of facts, and obviously
I've never had that.

Speaker 2 (15:07):
Yeah, killer whales, No, what do they actually call them?

Speaker 1 (15:12):
Wolves?

Speaker 5 (15:14):
Wolves of the see? Yeah? Yeah yeah, wolves of the sea.
Yeah they don't, they don't. They don't attack us in
the wild. They never have and never, they never have
and never will.

Speaker 3 (15:23):
The most places that if you swim, there's only a
few places, I think, the only place in Norway.

Speaker 5 (15:28):
Norway, New Zealand. Yes there's another in Mexico. I forgot
what part of Mexico they take you out. You can
snork with them there as well. Never, never, they don't
pay us no mind in the wild, no mine at all.
The smartest species in the sea, nothing but the largest dolphin.

Speaker 1 (15:49):
That's all it is.

Speaker 5 (15:52):
It's a mammal. It's the biggest dolphin species. It's not
really a well it's the biggest dolphin species.

Speaker 3 (15:58):
But see here's the thing. You the color of a
sea lion might grab your ass, That's.

Speaker 5 (16:03):
What That's why listen, brilliant mind in the sea. They don't.
They don't attack us like that opportunity with that paddle border,
that opportunity with that paddle board. I saw people on
Twitter saying, Oh, they're gonna kid, they're gonna eat you man.
No they are not. No, they're not.

Speaker 1 (16:19):
If chat chat right now, just.

Speaker 5 (16:21):
Google or YouTube when the when the show is over
all the people in New Zealand in no way that
just swimming along the beach and killer whales just come
up right beside them and swim and swim right with
them all the time, all the time. It's the fact
that I live in Florida and I'm stuck here with
stupid dolph Okay, not stupid barracudas.

Speaker 1 (16:48):
Yeah, jellyfish.

Speaker 5 (16:50):
What else we got in our water?

Speaker 1 (16:54):
That's it?

Speaker 5 (16:55):
That got Yeah manatees. Oh they so damn boring manatees.

Speaker 2 (17:00):
People holdo yo. Going out there to New Zealand and
Norway and I had some time that everybody send me
clips all the time.

Speaker 5 (17:10):
People in no way in New Zealand, they go to
the beach just oh killer will swimming about. They just
jump in the water and start swimming with them. I'm like, like,
come on, man.

Speaker 3 (17:18):
Now, well I read the one that like it's gotta
be you gotta be at there there the like like
a scoop of like a group that you have to
go out that that is that is is sanctioned.

Speaker 5 (17:28):
You just can't go jumping on talking about the part
where it's not sanctioned, where people are just at the
beach on their own time, like people you know you,
people say, you know, mom, I'm going to peace today
and you and they just swim right up with it
with them like it's nothing. It's a bunch of clips on.
You gotta you gotta have ads seeing something the clips man,
it is amazing. I just want I just want that experience.

Speaker 2 (17:48):
Somebody. Hey, somebody in the chant said, oh Joe, he
good at Texas because Texas limited the amount of child
support you could pay. So what's the max you could
get about it? Something?

Speaker 3 (17:57):
You know what happened when they find states that limited
somebody that's powerful got stuck and they had them lawmakers.

Speaker 2 (18:04):
To change that.

Speaker 3 (18:05):
Real Hey, yeah, yeah, any time you find a state
that limits them minus, you better believe it right, somebody,
somebody prominent got jammed up and he gotta have some
long paper to get them lawmakers and say, hey, y'all
need to do something.

Speaker 2 (18:21):
Bouy this because I ain't finna give a hundred thousand
and two hundred thousand.

Speaker 3 (18:24):
A month, bad jayler. Hey, I'll go to Texas. I'm
buo to Houston. The mask that could get on yo
eighteen hundred the month.

Speaker 1 (18:33):
Oh that's some bulldche eye there now, per child.

Speaker 5 (18:36):
That's some bulldey that would it's say it's that's impossible.

Speaker 1 (18:40):
Good. I thought it was based on your income and
how much you make.

Speaker 2 (18:43):
Some states is based on your income. Some states like
like I think of like an Arkansas or Mississippi is limited.

Speaker 3 (18:51):
Now come to California and mess around if you want to.
Hey boy, hey, they based on your income. One hundred
thousand ain't nothing in them. Two hundred fives a quarter
of a month, ain't nothing. What a quarter of a meal?

Speaker 5 (19:03):
There's no such thing. There's no such thing of someone
having to pay twenty million.

Speaker 3 (19:09):
I've read a million. He was playing how much would
you pay? He was playing one hundred. I think he
was playing like one hundred and fifty k. And she
said that wasn't enough.

Speaker 5 (19:16):
Oh, oh hell god, well you did you serious?

Speaker 2 (19:23):
Dead? Yes?

Speaker 5 (19:26):
Who makes that kind of Oh? This must have been
a ceo owner of something.

Speaker 2 (19:30):
He would had heard that. You heard the kicker. It
wasn't his kid?

Speaker 1 (19:36):
Wait, so how is he paying?

Speaker 2 (19:38):
She's hey, here's the thing. Oh, you you have to
be careful.

Speaker 3 (19:42):
Come in some states, the judge, like there have been
cases were married people. They're married, Yes, I have a kid.
The father find out that.

Speaker 2 (19:54):
Is not his.

Speaker 3 (19:54):
Oh no, judges still make you pay even after you
find out because he said, the kids are presumed that
you are their father, and you must maintain that status.

Speaker 5 (20:07):
Even though the baby not his.

Speaker 3 (20:08):
Put you in jail if you stop, Boy, what's what's
what status is? Or is it just I think it
was a Yeah, I think it was a state in Texas.
The guy found out he had three kids and none
of the kids were his.

Speaker 2 (20:24):
Oh oh, and he tried and he tried to stop paying.
To the judge, he had to continue to pay. Yeah,
through all three of them.

Speaker 1 (20:32):
One his mm hm.

Speaker 5 (20:36):
Oh hell nah.

Speaker 3 (20:37):
Think about it. Kanye plays two hundred a month for
his four kids.

Speaker 1 (20:44):
He does.

Speaker 3 (20:46):
Kevin Costnant's wife wants one hundred and sixty a months.
Kanye got four kids with Kim right, and he pays
two hundred. He pays two hundred thousand a month in
job support and she a billionaire.

Speaker 5 (21:01):
Boy. Hey boy.

Speaker 2 (21:07):
Man, I'm hey.

Speaker 3 (21:09):
I thought my pocket would hurry without when I got
off that, butdy with that, but it would be back count.

Speaker 1 (21:15):
Boy.

Speaker 3 (21:19):
I'm trying to think of who that exact was, because
he was playing one point two million in child support
and I think she said it wasn't enough a year.

Speaker 2 (21:28):
One point one point two million a.

Speaker 1 (21:29):
Year, and and and.

Speaker 3 (21:33):
And and I think the kid was like one or
two years old. And she said the kid needed a
Braby Grand piano. And she wanted like she wanted like
another like three hundred thousand, like supplemental bull Giant.

Speaker 2 (21:44):
What Yeah, had like a five million dollar condo. I'm
gonna find it and I'm gonna get We're gonna we're
gonna discuss it on on Thursday.

Speaker 5 (21:54):
Boy, what every day? Thank God? Every day. I thank
God for those that had kids from everything. Did you
just hear did you just hear what you just said?

Speaker 2 (22:12):
Oh, Joe, guess what?

Speaker 3 (22:13):
It ain't no what I don't pay chipport, but they
still could they still be taxing daddy, Hey, daddy.

Speaker 2 (22:23):
But the.

Speaker 5 (22:25):
Thousand months, Like, think about that chat, think about that logically,
you know, based on the economy that we're in, in
the times that we're in, I understand, you know, he's
on a different level. It's it's Kanye two hundred thousand
a month.

Speaker 3 (22:42):
Hey, you're not telling Joe. I'm telling them sun dresses.
I'm gonna exactly sun dresses. Got them wedges on. Yeah,
like my grand said, the mokey them Thonge draws. Oh uh, uh,
the one that, uh she was gonna get you.

Speaker 2 (23:04):
Yeah, he ain't not the one that owned lb m
h right Louis.

Speaker 1 (23:10):
Hey, well that's crazyh.

Speaker 3 (23:12):
Yeah, Oh Joe, I wasn't the same man. I but
I already knew it. Oh Joe, you already some type?
Oh Joe you you you you know?

Speaker 2 (23:22):
Yeah, I knew. I just knew it.

Speaker 5 (23:28):
Mm hmm.

Speaker 1 (23:30):
That's crazy.

Speaker 2 (23:30):
I knew it. I knew it. I knew it. I
knew it. Never forget it, yeah, never forget it. No,
exactly the moment.

Speaker 5 (23:41):
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1 (23:43):
Yeah, what you what you can do? Batter than?

Speaker 2 (23:48):
It was too late on Joe. It was too late
on Joe. But you you know, Oh Joe, you know
when you you just right? Yeah, I mean it was
a perfect storm. Yes, sun dress ovulation twenty four mm hmm.

Speaker 5 (24:11):
Damn.

Speaker 2 (24:13):
Hurricane, earthquake, natural disaster.

Speaker 5 (24:24):
Listen the fact that you can, you can, you can
laugh about those moments back in time. What it is now,
that's a good thing.

Speaker 2 (24:39):
Oh Joe, we got your favorite segment. Know what it is.
It's time for spell.

Speaker 5 (24:43):
Oh chat tonight is for y'all. Chat Chat tonight is
for y'all. Will not do one thing I will not
do chat. I will not fail you. I will not
fail you because I'm here for you.

Speaker 3 (25:02):
Okay, Oh Joe, this one that looks you need to
get this one right, O Joe. This is the easiest one.
This is the easiest one. The first word, it's sergeant.

Speaker 7 (25:21):
S c r g E s c r g E
and sergeant s c r g E A n t
s c r Oh.

Speaker 2 (25:34):
Joe, got it right, Oh Joe, got it right. I
like that, Oh Joe saying he's not gonna disappoint us.

Speaker 5 (25:41):
Baby, I'm spelling.

Speaker 3 (25:48):
Okay, check us out, o Joe, jack us out. Next word, chandelier, Oh, shandelier.

Speaker 2 (25:59):
As you.

Speaker 5 (26:00):
I'm spelling. I'm spelling. I got the first one, right, honey,
A sergeant s e r g A A n T
so on g A an t g e A n t. Yeah,
that's what I just said. How you trying to trip
me up? I'm talking fast. Hold on. My next word
is chandelier. You ready? Chandelier?

Speaker 1 (26:24):
You ready?

Speaker 2 (26:24):
Yes? Yeah?

Speaker 5 (26:25):
C h A N d E L E I R
I mean l I E R schandelier.

Speaker 2 (26:42):
The next word chad.

Speaker 5 (26:44):
I got you chat.

Speaker 2 (26:45):
I told you, brother.

Speaker 5 (26:45):
The spelling b champ in nineteen seventy nineteen eighty seven,
Liberty City spelling champ.

Speaker 2 (26:51):
The next word is schizophrenic. What are annoyed? Schizophrenic?

Speaker 5 (27:02):
Come on, how you gonna go from shandon land a schizophrenic?

Speaker 2 (27:06):
Okay, this is I'm an easier to schizophrenic. There it is.

Speaker 3 (27:12):
One of the largest flying birds in the Paleolithic time
was a terodactyl.

Speaker 1 (27:17):
Holy shit, terror doctyl.

Speaker 2 (27:28):
We go eat, we go even we go eat into schizophren.

Speaker 5 (27:31):
Okay, hold on, Arry, Oh, I'm gonna get this right.
I'm I'm a let me take a glass saw. Let
me take a glass saw. Shout. I know it looked
good to just I just come to hell. Terodactyl. Yeah,
can you use the word in a sentence please?

Speaker 3 (27:45):
The largest flying bird during the Paleolithic time was a terodactyl.

Speaker 5 (27:51):
Terodactyl I used to date of terror back in sixty eight.
So I'm gonna go her namest with T E T
E R A terror right, Yeah, dactyl.

Speaker 1 (28:07):
Dak K d A C T y l e.

Speaker 2 (28:13):
H P. How far was I? How far was that?

Speaker 5 (28:18):
All?

Speaker 2 (28:19):
Well, there's a P in front of the T. So
you said terror dactyl? Yes, why is there a P
in front of the guy.

Speaker 3 (28:30):
Yes, So the correct pronounce, the correct spelling of terodactyl
is p T E r O d A c t
y l.

Speaker 5 (28:38):
So they put the motherfucking tre for decoration like a
goddamn Christmas on it, and it has no goddamn meaning
in the goddamn word.

Speaker 2 (28:46):
So the pterodactyl, the P is silent terodactyl.

Speaker 1 (28:52):
Ship me with the P A slad.

Speaker 5 (28:53):
There was no need for me to say it.

Speaker 2 (28:55):
Okay, here's here's a good Oh, Joe, I.

Speaker 5 (28:59):
Got you right here, Chad, I promise you because I
love y'all, and I'm.

Speaker 3 (29:02):
Just trying to We're gonna ease you. We're gonna ease
and just get some fritt that. That's what I told
her to come on. The next word is xylophone xylophone.

Speaker 5 (29:15):
Xylophone. Now, I played the saxophone and I played the piano.
Xylophone is not spelled exactly how it sounds, which is
a problem.

Speaker 2 (29:28):
Neither was pterodactyl.

Speaker 1 (29:32):
Xylophone. Fuck but xylophone z Okay.

Speaker 5 (29:44):
Why yep, l mm hmm xylo XYLA gotta be a A.
It can't be anything else but.

Speaker 4 (29:54):
A a.

Speaker 8 (29:58):
Xylophone x y. God, this is is that I have
a question that is not the English language.

Speaker 2 (30:09):
That is nothing.

Speaker 5 (30:10):
How can xylophone start with an X? And I said
it before I even try to spell it.

Speaker 3 (30:15):
And it's been so long since I've been in cha huh,
it's been a long times you've been spelling.

Speaker 2 (30:22):
Be champed.

Speaker 5 (30:23):
God damn. Like, hey, I hold the people in the
chat and I laugh because don't act like y'all know
these mothers goddamn words. Now, don't do that. Okay, I'm
just making show because they people be laughing at me
like they like they God damn Aronstein.

Speaker 1 (30:38):
Okay, I'm ready, I'm ready.

Speaker 2 (30:39):
I'm ready.

Speaker 5 (30:41):
So I'm two.

Speaker 1 (30:42):
I'm two for two right, yes, Okay, I'm.

Speaker 2 (30:44):
The last words schizophrenic.

Speaker 5 (30:49):
Skit so skit so skit skit skit Now I'm sounding
it out, Okay, skit so skit so.

Speaker 9 (31:02):
Skit so zo skit so skitzo, skitzo, skitzo c h
mm hmm, gotta be h I'm hoping, h I.

Speaker 5 (31:20):
No, h skitzo like the movie you saw the movie Split. Yep,
It's the only reason I'm gonna know at the beginning
of it. Now I'm gonna suck it up. I'mnna be
honest with you. The movie, the movie Split with Jae McAvoy.

Speaker 2 (31:32):
Yes, s H.

Speaker 1 (31:37):
S C H m HM I.

Speaker 5 (31:42):
Because in the movie for any of multiple personalities schizophrenic z.

Speaker 2 (31:51):
Z p.

Speaker 5 (31:56):
R C.

Speaker 2 (32:00):
No what schizophrenic s C H I z O p
h R E N I C.

Speaker 5 (32:09):
That's what I just said.

Speaker 2 (32:11):
What what? What? What?

Speaker 3 (32:11):
Let it that leave out a bunch of them? So
you was two for three tonight, Oh, Joe, we'll try tomorrow.

Speaker 1 (32:28):
Oh, I was disclosed, like like the taint. I was
like right here, I was there.

Speaker 2 (32:34):
Nah, you was almost a contender.

Speaker 5 (32:38):
Hey, but you know what, schizophrenic. I couldn't. I couldn't
have been that that that far off when I think.

Speaker 1 (32:43):
About it, s C S S S E H I
z O p h R N I C N e C.

Speaker 2 (32:55):
Don't worry about it. We're moving on. Dang, good job,
good job, Good job on your good job, especially the
type of.

Speaker 5 (33:05):
Words you're giving me. Goddamn two to three you God
damn right, it ain't bad.

Speaker 3 (33:09):
Hey, actually did those are your guys making up the words?
So it's time for you to get some revenge. It's
time for dunk on uk.

Speaker 1 (33:17):
Yeah, let's coach, babe, Babe.

Speaker 5 (33:27):
I know she hit me.

Speaker 1 (33:30):
Okay, here we go.

Speaker 5 (33:31):
Mm hmm, here we go. May where you at? You
want to dunk or hunk real quick?

Speaker 2 (33:36):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (33:36):
Come on, come on, come on, come here, come on,
come and ask the first question.

Speaker 2 (33:39):
Come come, come on.

Speaker 5 (33:40):
I know you know how to read.

Speaker 1 (33:42):
Why what's wrong?

Speaker 5 (33:46):
Oh that's fine, that's fine. Anybody gonna see that? All right,
we forget you.

Speaker 1 (33:49):
Then chat, Here we go. We're gonna make sure. Oh
for five today.

Speaker 5 (33:56):
Question number one yesterday was Hall of Fame for back
Peyton Mannings for the eight birthday.

Speaker 1 (34:02):
Yes, this is a true or false question. Pegan Manning
has the name of.

Speaker 5 (34:08):
First Team All Pro more than any other quarterback in
NFL history?

Speaker 1 (34:12):
Is it true or false? True? You are correct with
the first one.

Speaker 5 (34:19):
Pegton Manning has been named First Team All Pro seven times,
followed by Aaron Rodgers.

Speaker 1 (34:24):
Five. Okay, okay, we started you off easy.

Speaker 3 (34:28):
I mean, I mean, because we think about it, Brady
Brady's only been an All Pro three times.

Speaker 5 (34:33):
Yeah, yeah, that's that's crazy.

Speaker 1 (34:35):
Huh.

Speaker 2 (34:39):
Okay.

Speaker 5 (34:39):
Question number two, chat chat, y'all stay with me. There
are only two teams in the NFL. To make the
super Bowl once and have a record of one in Oh,
who are the two teams? There are only two teams
in NFL to make the super Bowl once and have
a record of one and oh who are.

Speaker 1 (35:00):
Oh oh it's a good one. This is a god,
this is a this is a good one.

Speaker 2 (35:14):
So they've only made it once.

Speaker 1 (35:15):
And and when they when they did happen to make
it the one time.

Speaker 2 (35:20):
They won, the Ravens went twice. They're two and o.
So not them said one and o. Cleveland's never been
in Pittsburgh, has been one of the time.

Speaker 5 (35:32):
Never made it.

Speaker 2 (35:35):
Cleveland's never made it Green Bay. Let's see, you know,
see of the Jets. I want to know in the
super Bowl.

Speaker 5 (35:51):
Broadway Joe, Okay, the Jets, I want to.

Speaker 2 (35:55):
Know in the super Bowl? Okay, n see what the
New Orleans Saints.

Speaker 1 (36:14):
Damn it?

Speaker 2 (36:17):
You messing with shame? You gotta you got it? You
got it?

Speaker 5 (36:21):
You got yeah?

Speaker 2 (36:23):
Yeah, waiting on.

Speaker 5 (36:25):
Your all Okay, okay, okay, okay, all right, yeah, here
we go. Third one.

Speaker 1 (36:33):
You're gonna you ain't gonna get this one though, both
call it.

Speaker 5 (36:39):
Is that is that bear?

Speaker 1 (36:42):
That's that's baby baby? Oh okay, you call it.

Speaker 2 (36:48):
I'm here being hit the green. I gotta answer, come all.

Speaker 5 (36:54):
Right, Number three. Only one running back in NFL history
has led the league in rushing.

Speaker 1 (37:01):
For five straight season.

Speaker 5 (37:03):
Only one running back in the NFL history has led
the league in rushing for five straight seasons. Who is
a running back?

Speaker 2 (37:11):
I'm gonna go with Jim Brown.

Speaker 5 (37:14):
Damn man, shit.

Speaker 2 (37:18):
Well, he led the league in rushing eight of his
nine years in the league.

Speaker 5 (37:24):
Fuck man, all right, all right, come on man, all right,
come on, here we go. You're gonna have to guess
the following player. Okay, damn you know basketball too, Fuck
a little bit. I played in the NCAA tournament back
in two thousand. I had a seventeen year NFL career.
I am an I'm in the pro. Damn man, Can

(37:52):
I finish the question? Okay, it's too late. You're gonna
answer already.

Speaker 9 (37:57):
Nine.

Speaker 2 (37:58):
Oh bye, bad bye, bad o? You all right?

Speaker 5 (38:00):
Here we go, Here we go, Here we go, Here
we go. Last one, last one, chat chat, y'all stay
with me. Now, we're gonna were gonna were gonna stump
him on this one. Uncle has only played with two
quarterbacks that have led the league in passing. Yards. John
Lway in nineteen eighty three is one of them.

Speaker 2 (38:15):
Who was the other? Randall Cunningham A.

Speaker 5 (38:24):
Wrong and the answer is Steve Berlin through for the
league leading forward forty four thirty six nineteen ninety nine
season with the Carolina Pants Panthers.

Speaker 2 (38:35):
Ah okay fur who read the league in ninety eight,
who led the league in passing in ninety eight, Steve
Warren Moon, go ahead, that was it. That was the
last one.

Speaker 1 (38:53):
You went four for five.

Speaker 2 (38:56):
That was the easy one too. I should have got
that one.

Speaker 3 (38:59):
Okay, O Joe, We're gonna sign We're gonna try something
new tonight.

Speaker 2 (39:03):
Okay.

Speaker 3 (39:03):
This week on Instagram, we started a new thing called
nightcap Tales where we post where we post a prompt
and y'all send in your best stories. The first week
prompt was your worst and first worst first date. Here
are the best answers that I'm gonna read and oh
Joe will react to.

Speaker 5 (39:26):
Uh.

Speaker 2 (39:27):
Took a lady for dinner.

Speaker 3 (39:28):
She started telling me how she tried to poison her
eggs with rat poisoning cookies.

Speaker 2 (39:33):
Couldn't get out of there fast enough.

Speaker 5 (39:37):
You was ex hold on he went, he took it?

Speaker 1 (39:41):
Took who to dinner, he said, took a lady to dinner.

Speaker 5 (39:44):
A last date.

Speaker 3 (39:45):
She started telling him how she how she tried to
poison her ex with rat poisoning cookies.

Speaker 1 (39:52):
Well, that's not even a.

Speaker 5 (39:53):
Conversation for a first date when you're supposed to be
getting to know each other anyway, So how does she
even disclose this information? On on the first day, she.

Speaker 2 (40:01):
Would let him know that he was getting into something.
Really he didn't want to be in.

Speaker 5 (40:05):
You say, be honest, you still be honest with that,
Be honest with me, Be honest with me. That's that
that that can that can be you know what? Not
that can be a little edgy. I wonder did he
leave her after that? You think he did?

Speaker 2 (40:21):
Damn sure would have been a second date.

Speaker 5 (40:23):
You That don't excite you though, a woman trying to
kill you?

Speaker 2 (40:28):
Hell, guess what, I just don't eat her food. She didn't.
She didn't succeed the first one. She might be one
for two.

Speaker 5 (40:39):
Hey, that don't that don't excite you a little bit though,
like a like a woman, like a little edgy, like oh,
I tried to kill my ex.

Speaker 1 (40:46):
That don't like like put you on.

Speaker 2 (40:49):
Situation and I ain't trying to go back there. Okay,
you know what I said, I don't used up by
about six lives.

Speaker 5 (40:55):
You're right, you're right, you're right. You're right, you're right,
but take.

Speaker 2 (40:58):
Us out on you.

Speaker 3 (40:59):
On my first ain't After a nine year relationship, a
woman asked me out, demanded that I paid.

Speaker 2 (41:04):
And took full home.

Speaker 5 (41:06):
Woo demanded.

Speaker 3 (41:10):
On my first date after relationship of nine years, a
woman asked me out, demanded that I paid and took
for and took food home. The next week I found
her only fans link and realized I was a pawn.
Now I can't trust any can't trust any woman. It's
been three years since.

Speaker 5 (41:28):
I mean, I wouldn't say I can't trust any women.
You know, if someone asked you out on the date,
I would I would No, she got to pay it.

Speaker 2 (41:35):
She asked you out, she got to p.

Speaker 5 (41:36):
Yeah, she got to pay. I mean, And then if
you want, if you want, you know you can, you know,
tell baby, put your wallet up. You know I got
this one, even though it is the first date. But
it's like I wouldn't say you shouldn't allow one woman
to ruin it for the rest of them, that not one,
but you also and I said all the time, understand
the people that you're dating, Understand where you're finding them from.

(41:58):
Do your homework before you try to take him out.
You know what, come to the territory. Read the fine print.
Read the fine prints.

Speaker 3 (42:08):
Yeah, a guy took me for pizza during his lunch break.
It was a place where you buy policea by the slice.
I ordered two slices. Okay, he ordered two slices. We
ate the pizza, and the bill came and he pulled
out an envelope with change. He pours the change all
across the counter, not one quarter, all pennies, nickols, and dimes.

(42:30):
I was so embarrassed. We're grown late twenties, if not
early thirties. Last Dayton called Needless to say.

Speaker 1 (42:36):
Oh that's not nice. Did it get paid is all
that matters.

Speaker 5 (42:42):
Did it get paid? It doesn't matter how he paid it.

Speaker 1 (42:45):
It got paid.

Speaker 5 (42:47):
And that might have been a test from him. It
might have been a test from him something.

Speaker 1 (42:53):
You know. You know what I'm gonna do. I'm gonna
get just enough for two pieces.

Speaker 5 (42:58):
I'm gonna make sure I have just enough to pay
for it, but I'm gonna have it him change, And
I just want to see what she gonna do. Hell,
depending on who it is. Shit, you know, baby, put
that change up. I got this one m she never left.

Speaker 1 (43:15):
He could have been some goddamn CEO of some damn
fortune five company or something.

Speaker 2 (43:20):
Now, ceo don't care cash can't number cuplastic.

Speaker 5 (43:24):
I know I'm listening.

Speaker 1 (43:25):
That's why I said, you never know. It might have
been a little test.

Speaker 5 (43:30):
Yeah, you never know.

Speaker 2 (43:32):
Check this out on Joe.

Speaker 3 (43:34):
My first day when I was seventeen, I went to
a restaurant with this guy and his mother showed up,
snatched him from the table and beat him because he
stole money from a person to pay for dinner. I
feel horrible, and when I saw him the next day,
I had to tell him it wasn't where we ate
that was important. It was the conversation and the connection
we would have that that would truly have been important.

(43:56):
So when he got off punishment, he tried again, but
this time it was a burger king.

Speaker 2 (44:00):
I love it.

Speaker 1 (44:01):
I love it now.

Speaker 5 (44:02):
I think that I think I think they should. That
is a great story to tell when you walk down
that down at that I altered and you get up
to give that speech on how y'all met and telling
that story. Do you remember what happened? The story of
my mama coming to whoop my aunt because I wanted
to take you out so bad I had to take

(44:24):
money out of purse. I was willing to resk my
life just to take you out. Now we're getting married.
That's a great story. That's a story to me.

Speaker 2 (44:33):
Say Mama, not now, come on, mama, do it? This
went home?

Speaker 3 (44:36):
Not come on, mama. You can't, Mama, you can't beat
me at public. If run it.

Speaker 5 (44:40):
Hey, listen, that might have been her last too. That
might have been her last. You don't know whatever. That
could have been bill money, That could have been the phone,
the phone, phone, phone money.

Speaker 3 (44:50):
So you can at seventeen, I ain't gonna get no
beat in public. Now you beat me when I get home.

Speaker 2 (44:54):
I'm going home. Ain't that Mom?

Speaker 5 (44:56):
No, ain't no. If Mom Duke showed up to the restaurant,
you already know she got that action.

Speaker 2 (45:02):
Hey, well she showed up. I already know what she
showed up for. You if it to get me? Hell,
I was running. I was running when I was ten
or eleven. Are you I'm gonna take off at seventeen?

Speaker 5 (45:11):
Are you gonna you can't leave your day unk. You
can't leave the hell I can't now. I see now.
If you leave now, you ain't getting no second date.

Speaker 1 (45:19):
No second date, I ain't.

Speaker 2 (45:21):
I don't get no first ass with beneath it. So
what you want, which.

Speaker 1 (45:27):
Listen, that's a feel good story though.

Speaker 3 (45:31):
Story number five, I dated a point start briefly, she
didn't tell me who she was on the first date. Okay,
we wanted to make sure that the first date was
someplace dark and secluded. We went to a movie in
the middle of the day. We left the movie theater
and decided to grab some food at the restaurant the
way to walking up us and said, hey, oh snap,
love your work. This created the domino effect. Suddenly people

(45:53):
in the restaurant started getting up come speak to her.
I said, you're pretty popular for a new writer. That's
what she said. Told me her real profession.

Speaker 2 (46:02):
She said.

Speaker 3 (46:03):
She didn't want me to judge. She didn't want me
to judge. I didn't really care. I didn't really care. No,
I didn't really But the day took a turn for
the worst when two guys walked down and pull her
out the check books and offered her ten thousand to
do a scene with her together with five of their

(46:23):
other male friends, and she literally gave them the email address.

Speaker 2 (46:29):
About that action. Yeah she is.

Speaker 5 (46:31):
I mean, listen again, you can't lie. That's why you
don't lie. You don't lie. So you didn't You didn't
have to waste young fella's time. Let them know what
you do ahead of time. You don't have to lie
and say you're a writer. You know. Listen, honey, if
we're going on to date, I want to tell you
my profession ahead of time because this is AB and
C that might happen when we're out in public. People
are going to recognize me, and I want to make

(46:52):
sure you're comfortable. And it's not surprising that I do porn.

Speaker 1 (46:57):
It's okay. Just be honest, be straight up, just like
Morrow with Sakuon Barkley.

Speaker 5 (47:01):
Just tell the truth from jump and save both of
you the halfsle in time because that whatever what you
just wasted, you can't get that time back. You can't
get it back.

Speaker 1 (47:12):
You got people walking up offering you ten thousand for
scenes and ship Come on now, I wonder I wonder
who she is. I wonder what her name?

Speaker 2 (47:19):
Man? Yeah, what are you? Email? Put an email in there.

Speaker 5 (47:21):
Yeah, ten thousand for a scene.

Speaker 2 (47:25):
And if she tell you, man, she take herself. You
know you doing that? That thing probably look like roast
beef down there. I'm good on you. I don't want
none of.

Speaker 5 (47:32):
Yeah, you never know where you ain't never date no
points though, un.

Speaker 2 (47:37):
I don't know.

Speaker 5 (47:37):
I mean, yeah, I ain't. Ain't nothing wrong with that.

Speaker 1 (47:40):
Listen, ain't nothing wrong it just listen.

Speaker 2 (47:41):
It just it just so happened. They do they why you?
Why you living on you?

Speaker 1 (47:52):
Listen, Yeah, ain't gonna ain't ain't I ain't gonna say nothing.

Speaker 5 (47:55):
I ain't gonna say nothing.

Speaker 1 (47:56):
I ain't gonna say nothing.

Speaker 5 (47:57):
But ain't nothing. Ain't nothing wrong with points. As I
just they are very very, very very many man in
the world that don't have the I don't want to
use the word backbone because that that's not the right
word to actually date one publicly, because they feel ashamed
of the nature of the business that they were in,
because so many other men have access, have had access.

(48:19):
But anyone that you did, anyone that you dated, well,
you say you like a little season, yo, Yeah, I
like it. I love it.

Speaker 1 (48:24):
A little season. It's a little paper, rika little.

Speaker 2 (48:30):
That's hey, Listen, I ain't been sitting in Worcestershire for
about three years.

Speaker 1 (48:34):
That's fine.

Speaker 2 (48:35):
So that falling off the bone, I like it, right,
That's how I like it.

Speaker 1 (48:40):
That's how that's fine.

Speaker 2 (48:41):
That's fine.

Speaker 5 (48:42):
The one thing about it, I get that bitch real posted. Huh,
I gotta I got a Needland thread. I saw that
bitch right on up now.

Speaker 2 (48:48):
Going to get to that get is that? Hey, it's
out of line. It all over the place.

Speaker 5 (49:05):
Listeny, porn stars, I love the man. I mean, that's
that's what they choose to do. That's the profession that
they make good money. It's a billion dollars.

Speaker 2 (49:13):
We gotta stop with your comand people gonna be upset enough.
You know, we ain't say nothing bad because we be
backing Joe got everything on drop stop.

Speaker 5 (49:20):
I ain't doing that, nobody, you know, I ain't not
we say we ain't say nothing bad. We'll pay respect
for those in the in the in the sex work industry.

Speaker 2 (49:28):
Hey, I ain't. Hey, I ain't gonna joke no more.
I ain't gonna joke no less either. Hey.

Speaker 1 (49:37):
That was a good one though, man, God damn, listen.

Speaker 2 (49:39):
He point.

Speaker 5 (49:40):
This is the funny thing about Porn makes the world
go around. Man, Porn stars and those that are in
that profession make the world go around. Do you understand
that is a billion dollar industry. I think they make
just as much as the goddamn Dallas Cowboys.

Speaker 2 (49:52):
I might be wrong.

Speaker 1 (49:53):
If I'm wrong, let me know chat they might do.

Speaker 5 (49:57):
There ain't nothing wrong with that.

Speaker 1 (49:58):
Ain't nothing wrong with that.

Speaker 2 (50:00):
They's nothing wrong with them. Joe, Oh Joe, it's time
for our last segment of the night, and it's called
a Q and A.

Speaker 3 (50:18):
Oh yeah, Nocturnal Roading donated one hundred bucks. Oh Joe,
this is what he said. He said, love the show.
I'm from Pink Pine Bluff, Arkansas, currently over here contracting
in Saudi. I usually have y'all on in the wee
hours of the morning when I'm at work. Just order
two bottles for my pops. Shout out to my parents, Curly,

(50:39):
Junior and Deborah. Go Navy Gold stealers. Yeay, Hey, I
appreciate that, man, I really appreciate the support. Your dad's
gonna love him. Do me a favor. Jump back in
the chat when he'll get when they'll arrive and he
samples them, let me know what he thinks so Curly
Junior and Deborah, your boy all the way in saudis
thinking about you guys, wanting to give you guys a

(50:59):
shout out and let me know what you think about
the alcohol.

Speaker 2 (51:01):
So I appreciate that.

Speaker 3 (51:03):
Sure, break Room, we order your shade and can't wait
to review it on our channel. Oh yo, thanks for
representing the crib. Can we get a shout out? Oh
your breakroom? Oh yo, put their controller down and come
watch some videos with your three or five boys.

Speaker 1 (51:21):
Shoot shout out of the breakroom.

Speaker 2 (51:24):
I'm gonna come.

Speaker 5 (51:25):
I'm gonna check y'all boys out.

Speaker 2 (51:26):
I got you.

Speaker 5 (51:27):
Let me know what I'm let me know what to come,
pull up and pull up.

Speaker 3 (51:31):
Dereck Junior asked, would you rather be trapped in an
NBA arena with four bears for an hour or ten
alligators for two hours?

Speaker 2 (51:39):
Alligator? Twenty alligators for two hours?

Speaker 5 (51:43):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (51:44):
And you say you said our bears for an hour
in an arena?

Speaker 3 (51:48):
Make it can outrun you and you same boat at
its fastest, A bear could out run it.

Speaker 2 (51:54):
Yep.

Speaker 3 (51:54):
So what's your chances are? You know they can climb too,
cause you can't run up the steps. They ain't got
no like a high school leitchers them individual seats. Manby'
gonna be all over you.

Speaker 2 (52:06):
Noah, give me the.

Speaker 1 (52:06):
Gators speaking the hurry, give me the gators.

Speaker 2 (52:08):
Gimme the gators as yo, guys. If you had one
movie role that you could play in any and play
from any movie that would, what would you be in
and why?

Speaker 3 (52:22):
Also last time you were in Vydalia, Georgia To answer
your last question, first, I can't remember the last time
I was in Ydeala, Georgia. Uh, probably thirty five, forty years.
Oh yeah, yeah, I'll really go to that side of town.
Farther as I go is like Reedsville and occasionally we

(52:43):
played to Central Bend the Lions, but didn't really go
that far. Been through Vodell you're cutting over, going through
Souperton and stuff like that, Olk City, stuff like that,
Johnson County, but never till Dail.

Speaker 2 (52:56):
So that was like, yeah, high school, way back, way back,
way back. Hell I'm going on. Oh when I graduate.
I graduated in eighty six, so yeah, probably about forty years.

Speaker 1 (53:06):
Oh, I got the I got the personal one for
you too.

Speaker 2 (53:09):
Shake this out out, Joe. Answer one question, yeah, I
answer the second question. Okay, the first question that the
slave is one role, one movie role.

Speaker 5 (53:17):
Oh, I'm ready. I'm ready for this. Go ahead, what
you got movie rolls. We're gonna take Tyree out of
Baby Boy and we insert me. Okay, oor, we take
ty Reese out of Transformers, or we take Tyree out
of Fast and Furious and we insert me.

Speaker 2 (53:31):
Man, you're trying to get all the rolls. Damn, I'm
just saying.

Speaker 5 (53:33):
I mean, I mean, I can. It's it's same thing,
same thing. Yeah, what about you?

Speaker 2 (53:47):
Damn? I want to be the hup the Hohope.

Speaker 1 (53:55):
You can't be the Hulk.

Speaker 2 (53:56):
Man, I want to.

Speaker 5 (54:04):
Hey, you said that like a little kid.

Speaker 2 (54:07):
I want to Yeah, I want to do Rock New.

Speaker 3 (54:16):
My brother Shatton too old to call you a nephew.
I absolutely love Nightcap. Haven't missed one episode since I
started watching. Do each of you do you each realize
the value, each of you holding our lives, your in
your viewers' lives. Thank you, Rock New? Oh, cho can go?

Speaker 2 (54:34):
Bro? I really appreciate that.

Speaker 3 (54:36):
Yes, we put this together with you and mind, with
the with the listening audience, the viewing audience in mind.
Never in our wildest imagination did we think it would
catch fire so soon.

Speaker 2 (54:47):
We aim to try to be better, eat get better
each and every show, and as we feel each other out,
we've got I feel, and cho can talk and speak
for himself that I feel that each show we have
I've gotten better and better.

Speaker 3 (55:01):
We're not redundant. We try to keep you educated, we
try to keep you entertained, UH, and we try to
keep you updated. So thank you from the bottom of
my heart for tuning in and thank you, thank you
so much, Rock New Yeah.

Speaker 5 (55:16):
Man, I appreciate your supporting. Obviously, I'm one that love
to talk.

Speaker 1 (55:20):
I talk a lot.

Speaker 5 (55:20):
Sometimes I make sense and sometimes I don't. I've I've
loved the the opportunity, you know, to UH to share
some of the wisdom some of my life experiences, the
good and the bad.

Speaker 1 (55:35):
I've loved being in a vulnerable state.

Speaker 5 (55:37):
I love talking sports. I love telling the stories of
my past. I have so many more to share and UH.
I like being in this space because it allows me
to talk about some of the things that's going on
in my life and let all of y'all in the
chat know how relatable we are, regardless to who I am,
in regards to whatever way you may view.

Speaker 1 (55:59):
Me through the same ship, the same problems, you know,
and I like it.

Speaker 5 (56:05):
I like it, and I think we're doing so well
as a duo because we are so relatable, you know,
we are so accessible in a sense I well meet
for that matter, more more than unk Bud. And I'm
enjoying it. And we got a long way to go.
We got we got a long way. So it's gonna
be a beautiful journey. And it's is just the beginning.

Speaker 3 (56:27):
Rodney Dinkins, my homeboy, Rock. Today is my birthday. Happy birthday, Rock.
I'm on that laportier and a cigar. Oh Jo, I
got a few of your cigars. That was my homeboy
from the crib, Rodney Dinkins. We called him Rock. His
dad was, like I said, he was. His dad was
my basketball coach. Uh, hell he might have been. He
was my football coach. John Dorris said, what do you

(56:48):
call it? Was my and Elsie Bacon was my football coaches.
But dink his dad, Tony was was my basketball coach.
So day, I appreciate the support, Bro, I really really
appreciate that. And when you get back to the crib,
tell everybody else said hello.

Speaker 2 (57:05):
Yes, sir niney Race said, the chat was.

Speaker 3 (57:08):
Talking about the things they named like cars, body parts. Uh,
do either you have a name for anything like yours
or someone else's?

Speaker 9 (57:18):
Yeah you.

Speaker 2 (57:21):
Don't.

Speaker 5 (57:23):
I call it ra Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, Hey, hey,
yeah she named she names she named that boy for me? Yeah, hell,
hold on, we call him Russell Russell, Russell Russell to
love Muscle. Yeah.

Speaker 6 (57:43):
Hey, yes, sir, yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah yeah.

Speaker 2 (57:51):
If I up you know all what tide? What tide?
You know? Call it easy bake because I think it
was the oven. You know what I'm saying. You know.

Speaker 7 (58:10):
What it was.

Speaker 2 (58:11):
But I think what I think you don't be as.

Speaker 5 (58:16):
Ad as a good one, easy baby.

Speaker 2 (58:19):
I like that.

Speaker 1 (58:20):
I like that.

Speaker 2 (58:21):
I like that. I like that. I like that.

Speaker 3 (58:24):
Hey, thanks lady Raafrom Standing up again, Rayna James said,
uncan o jo uh. The chat with discussing their favorite
eighties band pre show, name your favorite eighties band or singer.
Oh cameo, Oh yeah, I love cameo cameo.

Speaker 5 (58:41):
As soon as she said, I went straight the cameo
stop playing.

Speaker 3 (58:48):
Uh damn man, See I came up in the seventies,
eighties depends it's so bad.

Speaker 2 (58:55):
We're crazy old Yo, Earth Wind and Fire at lake Side.
You had Ohio Players, layers, you shot light, you had Yes,
you had you had the barcades, you had slaves, you
had to eat wave, you had the Commodore, you know,
George Flitton, the p funk Allstarn call of me in

(59:17):
the music back then.

Speaker 3 (59:21):
If I had I probably say one would be earth
Winding Fire, two would be the Ohio Players.

Speaker 1 (59:29):
Mm hmm, oh, what was crazy?

Speaker 2 (59:33):
The Ohio Players.

Speaker 3 (59:34):
Song was unique because there was normally like one word firecracker,
skin tight, roller coaster, skin type fire with Ohio Player,
I've seen, I've seen the earth Winding Fire perform like
probably like three or four times.

Speaker 2 (59:53):
They gave they get it burdein. Uh Philip Bailey.

Speaker 1 (01:00:00):
Put him some.

Speaker 5 (01:00:01):
Dave but heah, yeah, yeah, I'm sure I'm showing the
age man.

Speaker 2 (01:00:07):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:00:08):
Uh.

Speaker 3 (01:00:09):
Coach Brooks one thousand and seven, Oho, thanks for showing
love to my son today at the fair by taking.

Speaker 2 (01:00:15):
A picture means a lot. Told you.

Speaker 3 (01:00:17):
I love to show what are you both? What what
you both are doing? Thank you, Coach. I appreciate that.
You know the guy man oh cho is he's the
man of the people. He balances us out I don't
get out nearly as much normally. I from point A
to point B. I really I'm really not out like is.

(01:00:37):
But Bro, I really appreciate it means a lot that
you guys support us in the way, in the manner,
in the fashion what you show up for us every
single time that we have a show. And we're going
to take this show on the road here in a
couple of months, and oh we go to see you got.

Speaker 5 (01:00:51):
Oh Magic City were doing the show for Magic City.

Speaker 3 (01:01:00):
Efny Warfield said, oh, yoe. Uh you ever seen Tredinny
Rodman or Washington Spirit play Shannon. If you had to
choose between live baseball or soccer game? Which one you choose?

Speaker 5 (01:01:11):
Soccer?

Speaker 2 (01:01:14):
They say, they say the soccer game be going crazy.

Speaker 5 (01:01:16):
But we got man, listen, I got to get you
out there man in Europe, man to watch the game.

Speaker 2 (01:01:21):
Man, I'm telling you, you want like to talk about
like I think Atlanta? What's Atlanta? Atlanta? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:01:30):
I heard them think be going crazy. My daughter said,
he he's going a couple of times and talk about Daddy.
You got to go talk about now Dad, you can't go.
They be going they be mobbed you.

Speaker 5 (01:01:39):
The atmosphere is nice, but I'm talking about I got
to get you to Europe. I got to get you
to Europe. And when I'm thinking for your first experience,
you need to go to I mean one where because
you're not a soccer fan, like a Liverpool game. You
in the stands in Liverpool. Just just picture this, the
team walking out and the fans singing.

Speaker 1 (01:02:01):
You'll never walk alone like I've been in that.

Speaker 5 (01:02:05):
I've been in that atmosphere and that experience, and it
puts to shame our biggest sporting event. Just a regular game,
Just a regular game, and you'll leave, You'll leave and
Field with a different perspective on the game of soccer.
I guarantee you if I can just get you to

(01:02:25):
one game, it don't have to be there. But I'm
just saying for the experience at Liverpool or at Anfield,
that would be a good one for you to start.

Speaker 2 (01:02:33):
Trust me, Jay Matt, what's up? Uncle?

Speaker 3 (01:02:36):
Oah show, love the show. I couldn't get my birthday
shot out last month, but oh show, this question is
for you. What three things in life are always certain?

Speaker 2 (01:02:43):
One hit?

Speaker 5 (01:02:44):
You said it, life, but the thing went down the
wrong pipe right pause, Life, Death, is life death intact?

Speaker 2 (01:02:57):
Wait?

Speaker 5 (01:02:57):
Damn, I forgot my own quote. There's three things in
life that's certain. Life, death, No.

Speaker 2 (01:03:08):
Throw them allow me on thirty seven Life than policia Texas.

Speaker 1 (01:03:15):
Hey, I forgot my own quote? Man, you remember how
I go?

Speaker 2 (01:03:21):
Nah? It's your quote?

Speaker 1 (01:03:22):
How the am?

Speaker 2 (01:03:22):
I don't remember your quote? Oh? Was it?

Speaker 5 (01:03:26):
Death taxes?

Speaker 1 (01:03:27):
And eighty five will always be open?

Speaker 5 (01:03:28):
But I don't know where I got life from. I
don't know death TAXI eighty five will always be open.
It's been so long since I had to say it.
I couldn't even remember it.

Speaker 2 (01:03:37):
Damn, my bad, Kember know what junr? My question is
he is who's better Prime? Kyrie or dag Rose and
deck Rose? But here is the fay. Dag Rose was
only prime for like two.

Speaker 5 (01:03:56):
Years before you got hurt.

Speaker 1 (01:03:58):
Yes, hey boy, the reason he.

Speaker 2 (01:04:00):
Wasn't the MVP and like what twenty one? He was
the youngest MVP ever.

Speaker 1 (01:04:03):
Hey boy?

Speaker 5 (01:04:04):
He was an animal boy, yes, but he would bouncy boy.
God damn he would bounce.

Speaker 2 (01:04:09):
He was that athletic.

Speaker 3 (01:04:10):
He was that he was that Russell Westbrook job Morant
before jockey Russ. Yeah, guy that could play above the rim.
How he's not the pastor that Russy is Russ. But man,
you talk about Bounce, I'm talking about crazy Bounce.

Speaker 2 (01:04:25):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:04:26):
He nice with it, he real nice with it.

Speaker 2 (01:04:28):
I remember that.

Speaker 5 (01:04:30):
I'm mad if he didn't have his injuries.

Speaker 2 (01:04:35):
Yeah, but that's the thing.

Speaker 3 (01:04:36):
His peak, his pride was only like two years because
I think he won the MVP like his second year,
didn't he his second or third year because he's the youngest.

Speaker 2 (01:04:48):
He was twenty one the fourth year.

Speaker 3 (01:04:52):
Yeah, but he was twenty one, right. He wanted in,
he wanted in twenty he wanted in twenty eleven. He
came out in two thousand and eight. Mm hmm, so
he's twenty three. Wow, Okay, who was better?

Speaker 1 (01:05:20):
Man?

Speaker 2 (01:05:20):
That's hard because I didn't get to c D Rose
for an extended period of time. I'll take Kyrie.

Speaker 1 (01:05:33):
I can't.

Speaker 5 (01:05:34):
I can't even indulge in that conversation because them boys.

Speaker 2 (01:05:38):
Yeah, I think was his third year because he came
out in two thousand and eight, because remember that was Lebron.
He wanted the first year Bron was in. Uh in
in you right?

Speaker 3 (01:05:58):
Hm hm hmmm, uh okay, answer to that one, guys,
Thank you, thank you for joining us.

Speaker 2 (01:06:09):
For another episode of Nightcap. I am my favorite. What
you got leave it?

Speaker 5 (01:06:15):
You gotta work tomorrow, yep, okay, I I'm I'm I'm watching,
I'm watching. I'm watching tomorrow. You know I gotta get
that work. Oh gotta get my work.

Speaker 1 (01:06:22):
Oh yeah yeah yeah, Hey y'all, Yeah, y'all gonna bring
me on. Y'all gonna bring me in football seasons, so
I could. I could come with y'all on Money and Tuesday.

Speaker 2 (01:06:28):
Look, I just I just worked there. Yeah, I do
work there.

Speaker 5 (01:06:32):
You got your foot in the dough now, So just
ask on acause just imagine the dynamic tree of us.
We could be the Big three. We would be the
Big three, Me, you, Stephen A.

Speaker 2 (01:06:43):
And that's what. That's what.

Speaker 1 (01:06:45):
That's what Kendrick Lamar was talking about, the big three.
He was talking about us.

Speaker 2 (01:06:48):
Kendred Mark puts some monum.

Speaker 5 (01:06:51):
He said, the Big three.

Speaker 2 (01:06:52):
I don't know what called that, Joe. I know, we
ain't talked about that. I don't know. I thought everything.

Speaker 5 (01:06:57):
If we can, we can bring it back. We could
bring it back on Sunday.

Speaker 2 (01:06:59):
And talk about it.

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Thank you again. Thank you for joining us. Thank you
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Speaker 1 (01:07:46):
Hold on hung We've forgot my jersey.

Speaker 5 (01:07:47):
We've got my jersey.

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Chad and I gild and I will see you on
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Wow, goodnight.

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