Nightcap - Hour 2: Travis Kelce's Fade, Parting the Red Sea, Unc's INSANE dating story - Club Shay Shay

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Speaker 2 (01:19):
Check this out.

Speaker 1 (01:20):
The Travis Kelsey haircut is apparently taking barbershops by storm.
The New York Times began Black History Month by referring
to the fade as the Travis Kelsey. The local barber said,
the guys come in and want the same style and
even come in with a pitch of trail.

Speaker 2 (01:36):
Oh, Joe, I've been getting them. I've been getting the
fans in eighty six. Wait, he don't have a fad.
He got a bus cut, like when you go to
the arms. I got it, bro right.

Speaker 4 (01:49):
They just they just they changed it up.

Speaker 2 (01:51):
Huh.

Speaker 1 (01:52):
I mean, so New York Times, So that's how you
start Black History given trap and that's my nephew.

Speaker 5 (01:57):
You're gonna give him credit for the fade.

Speaker 4 (02:02):
But we've been seeing the fade for years.

Speaker 2 (02:04):
Huh.

Speaker 4 (02:07):
Who wrote that? New York sending them a nice letter?

Speaker 2 (02:11):
Who? I mean? But there's a specific I need the
writer who actually wrote it. I need to I need
to write him a nice little I.

Speaker 1 (02:17):
Don want to know what about what barbershop they going
there and saying, oh, let me get the Travis Kelsey.
Because any black, any black person already know what a
fade is most of the time.

Speaker 5 (02:26):
If you got a fade, hey are you? Are you
what you want to clean up?

Speaker 2 (02:30):
Yep?

Speaker 5 (02:31):
Just give me what I normally get.

Speaker 2 (02:32):
Clean up? Line me up, Line me up a little bit, Lord,
have mercy. I just.

Speaker 4 (02:38):
Were they crazy? That's that's that's what they do though.

Speaker 1 (02:42):
So they call him, let me, oh Joe, let me
get a Kelsey. Trying to figure out what black barbershop
you go in and say, let me get a Travis Kelsey.

Speaker 2 (02:52):
I'm gonna look at you like what a who?

Speaker 4 (02:58):
Now they're gonna go and let me get that O Joe.

Speaker 1 (03:03):
Hey, if you said get you a Jordan, yeah, get you.
Because when I was growing up, you know what the
ball was called. It was called the Kojack. Hey, bro,
let me get that Koja. Oh yeah, Jack, That's what
they called him. That's what I called him when I
was growing up. Now, I mean maybe they call it
a Michael Jordan, or they call it a Kobe or
whatever they call it now. But when I was growing up.
They called it a kojack. Everybody knew what that was.

(03:27):
He was the ball, you know. But I'm just trying
to figure out.

Speaker 2 (03:34):
I just want to go. I'm gonna go.

Speaker 1 (03:35):
I'm gonna go into the barber shop. When I go,
I would go into the barber shop. When I go
back that ladder, I say, hey, hey, Joe, let me
get that Travis kelcey.

Speaker 2 (03:43):
Maybe maybe maybe it's in maybe it's in uh in
Kansas City. I mean the New York Times, I know
they maybe they got the story from Kansas City.

Speaker 1 (03:56):
I don't know. I don't know, o Joe. But I'm
just like, like, bro, how you go? How you going
to rock?

Speaker 2 (04:01):
You? Bro?

Speaker 1 (04:02):
Do you understand black people been getting pad for how long?
My grandfather I'm saying me, my grandfather that was getting pathed.
That's what the army used to give people. They've been
getting that been getting paid forever.

Speaker 4 (04:16):
Brad got a buzz cut. If you watch Full Metal Jacket.

Speaker 2 (04:19):
If you ever watched Full Metal Jacket and they go
give you your haircut, that's the exact haircut he got.
Same thing, same thing, hold on google it, same exact thing. Damn.

(04:40):
I see like one or two black guys. Most of
the phase I see on white people. Hold on, I'm trying.
I'm trying to see. I'm trying to see how how
you gotta cut? Let me see. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah,
it's okay, okay, okay, yeah yeah yeah. That's that. That's

(05:02):
our that's our army. That's the army feed, the army feed.
It goes back. Yes, that's where it came from originated problem.

Speaker 1 (05:12):
He got all his kids, all of his he had
four sons, all of them had them had them cuts
like that because my grandfather was in the military.

Speaker 5 (05:19):
And when we came up, that's exactly that's what he had.

Speaker 1 (05:23):
And I remember, yeah, I was like four or five
years old, probably about four, and that's how my grandfather,
my grandfather had a buzz cut. And then he had
a part in it. And I said, Papa, I want
to get my hair cut like that. He said, green,
get our boy, and fade with a part.

Speaker 2 (05:40):
Boom.

Speaker 1 (05:40):
So this is the same haircut I had for that
for fifty years. I ain't never had no dreads, I
ain't never had no curl, I ain't had nothing. This
is what I had, tight and I had.

Speaker 2 (05:51):
I had. I had dreads in high school. Nope, that's
that's dope. Oh Trav, listen, trap hot, right.

Speaker 5 (06:03):
But I mean look, he and deservedly so. But you
can't give.

Speaker 2 (06:06):
Him a fade. I mean, listen, you know, you know,
you know how, you know how it is, you know
how they do.

Speaker 1 (06:17):
Bro, Do you understand how many black men had fade
before I would get the pay?

Speaker 5 (06:22):
Travel was born in eighty nine, I would get the pay.

Speaker 2 (06:25):
You go back and look.

Speaker 1 (06:26):
I had a fade in high school. I graduated high
school in eighty six. I fade in high school. You
come look, you come back and look at my pictures.
I mean it was it was a little high on
the top, but I had a fade. Go back and
look at it. Go back and look at the picture

(06:46):
of my third grade picture that I put with Travis Scott.
That's on I g and you tell me twenty one Sava,
excuse me, twenty one savage. Look old, oh Joe, I'm
pulling up.

Speaker 2 (07:01):
Yeah, I got I got to see that.

Speaker 6 (07:09):
Oh Joe, that was like seventy four, seventy five.

Speaker 2 (07:20):
Now you tell me what hey, hey boy, you you
know what I mean? Now, Okay, I see you.

Speaker 1 (07:29):
My granddaddy s toore to say, a boy, if you
take any more pictures than all you do is smile,
I'm gonna tell your ass up like i'd be like,
so on, how you want me to take the picture.

Speaker 2 (07:40):
Let me let me sell you. Let me let me
show you my uh, let me show you my baby
picture when I had You know, I've been smoking cigars
for years. Let me save you my baby picture when
I was young. Bright.

Speaker 5 (07:57):
Oh you know where you are smoking a cigarette?

Speaker 2 (08:01):
Nah, that's my baby picture I've been. I had a
cigar amount. Yeah, I was about I was about two,
about two or three. And that's that's how it all started.
When I started Black and White. Yeah, that's how it
all started. I ain't know what I was doing. I
ain't smoking then, but as I got older, you know,
I've been smoking that since nineteen ninety.

Speaker 1 (08:20):
The New York Times began Black History Month by referring
to the Fade as as the Travis Kelcey. Maybe white
guys coming there and see that.

Speaker 2 (08:35):
Probably, No, it's more so the kids anyway. The kids
are doing that because.

Speaker 5 (08:40):
Every black person know what the fade is.

Speaker 1 (08:44):
Yeah, I mean that's like if you go to it,
if you're black and you say okay, I want to
wash him set.

Speaker 2 (08:49):
They know what that is. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
I'm speaking of Washington Set. I you know, I ain't
gonna bring that up. That's that's something completely different. Yeah,
that's completely different. Uh.

Speaker 1 (09:03):
Mark Andrews Ravens tight end is being held as a
hero after mid flight emergency. Mark Andrews potentially saved a
woman's life during a midair emergency on Southwest Airline flights
today after nurse and a doctor on the flight couldn't
find strong pulse for the woman with her blood pressure
extremely low. Andrews, who has tight one diabetes since he

(09:25):
was a child, called that she may be suffering from
abnormal blood blood sugar levels.

Speaker 5 (09:31):
Andrews then offered.

Speaker 1 (09:33):
A diabetic testing kit that he had with him and
instructed the medical professional professionals how to use it in
the check for her blood level. The woman's heart was stabilized,
rate was stabilized soon after.

Speaker 2 (09:46):
And that's live. That's it. Have you ever been on
a flight with a been on a flight with a
medical emergency? No? No, no, no, no, no no no no.
I And you know what, I think, I've never been
in one. I really wouldn't want to because I wouldn't
know what to do in those situations. What I would

(10:06):
be able to do is stay calm. But as far
as doing any type of procedures and CPR or things
like that that would make me nervous, stuff like that,
it would, it would, it would irk my nerves because
I am not well versed or experience in that in
that manner, so I would be very uncomfortable, especially if

(10:27):
they don't have professionals on board that. Yeah, we got diverted.

Speaker 1 (10:30):
The guy had a heart attack on the plane, and
so we end up having to get diverted. We had
to go to land in Raleigh. We're on our way
to uh New York uh, and he was okay. They
divertens they got him off and then we took off.
So hopefully, but damn y'all just letting well, Hell, he
wasn't no family member. I wasn' gonna sit around and wait. Hell,

(10:52):
I was going on to the I was going on. Yeah,
the medical professionals came and got him off the plane.
What the hell we're gonna fit that way?

Speaker 2 (10:58):
Pup? Yeah, y'all gonna stayed at least made sure everything.
I'm sure.

Speaker 1 (11:04):
I hopefully if they were able to get in contact
with his family, and his family was soon en route.
But nah playing and waiting around for for no situations.

Speaker 2 (11:14):
Like that, O Joe.

Speaker 1 (11:17):
Man, I was on the flight one time, O Joe,
I was in I always sit on the aisle.

Speaker 5 (11:23):
I don't like to sit by the window.

Speaker 1 (11:24):
Because you wait, you like, because I don't like getting
out kept it over people, because I go to the
bathroombo Joe, I got this weak ass bladder, so hey,
I got to go. And so this lady she kept
looking out the window and she wasn't saying anything. I'm like, Okay,

(11:49):
what's really going on? Oh Joe, don't This woman was
so sick, Oh Joe. He threw up the first hour
of the plane, the whole first hour because we're going
from New York to Atlanta.

Speaker 5 (12:09):
Okay, oh Joe.

Speaker 2 (12:11):
You know they got to throw up back, yeah, to fill.

Speaker 1 (12:16):
Up before of them the blanket and it smelled so bad.
They said, oh, mister sharp, I'm sorry. We're gonna give
you five thousand I said, oh no, you not now that.
If I got to sit here smell this for two
it that fire. You're gonna give me a little me
in five thousand miles Houston right next to me, because
I was I normally said, like, I don't out anything.

(12:36):
I don't do ball kiad because I need to extend
my knees, sit my leg and I need and I like.

Speaker 5 (12:41):
To get that.

Speaker 2 (12:42):
I like to get the out.

Speaker 1 (12:44):
Right man o Joe bro and you know you know vomit,
how that, how it smell?

Speaker 2 (12:51):
And you where you going and ain't no where to go?
Did you did you stand it was going? What you
want me to do? Yeah? Okay?

Speaker 4 (13:01):
I was just making sure you did you console her?

Speaker 2 (13:03):
At least?

Speaker 1 (13:04):
I asked her. I said, but here's the thing with Joe.
I asked her. I said, now, but you okay? And
she didn't say anything. She just shook her head. I
was like, damn, I said, I mean, now I'm thinking,
is she coherent? You know, what's really going on? Is
she like, does she understand what I'm saying?

Speaker 2 (13:21):
She? Yeah, she can speak English? Yeah. Man, that lady
started throwing up on your eyes, like, oh my goodness.

Speaker 5 (13:29):
I'm like, I mean, I'm like, how much do you
got in your stomach?

Speaker 2 (13:34):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (13:35):
She must ate something bad. Maybe she was proud.

Speaker 1 (13:38):
I don't know. I don't know if I know breakant
yo look at it. I wasn't no doctor on the flight,
O Joe. I'm just saying, right, ah man, I.

Speaker 4 (13:47):
Would I would amaze, I would, I would have consoled.

Speaker 1 (13:49):
But they didn't give me twenty They did det didn't
give me twenty thousand miles.

Speaker 2 (13:52):
So I appreciate you twenty thousand. I'm a million mile
old joke, actually a baby. How many sky miles I got,
like by round about number on Spirit forty two? By

(14:14):
how many? Yeah? Yeah, she said, I got about about
two hundred and twenty MILLI.

Speaker 1 (14:23):
You ain't got that many the record I saw a
piece of on sixty minutes the rec The most that
somebody had said had was twenty million miles.

Speaker 4 (14:33):
Yeah, that was I was right to him. I was
right seventeen and set seventeen sky.

Speaker 5 (14:39):
I got one point five.

Speaker 2 (14:41):
I do, real, baby, look up my scot man please.

Speaker 5 (14:47):
I need to use them though, let's be getting on.

Speaker 2 (14:51):
She'd been using my damn skoy minds. I need to
get and then I don't fly. I don't. I don't
fly nowhere. I don't fly nowhere except the work unless
I'm not only getting on the plane.

Speaker 4 (15:02):
The only reason I get on the flight is for work.

Speaker 2 (15:04):
Only when it's time for vacation with the kids, I'm
going to watch soccer and Europe. That's it.

Speaker 4 (15:09):
Other than that, I ain't traveling just to be traveling
at all.

Speaker 1 (15:12):
But I mean, bro, but you have to understand, you
have to understand what it because I've been flying. I
mean I've been obviously, you know, within Savannah and lived
in Atlanta, and so basically I've been the only flight
that I've only flown it's been Delta, and so obviously
I used to like give my mouth to my mom

(15:33):
or my sister would come. But bro right, I mean,
what they want for a first class ticket to fly
from here is like two hundred quarters.

Speaker 2 (15:42):
A bit of miles.

Speaker 1 (15:44):
The fly first class from here to Atlanta?

Speaker 2 (15:48):
Oh no, hell no, And now you see why I
frequent our frequent spirit.

Speaker 4 (15:55):
Hell I just flew Frontier. Where where did I fly Frontier?

Speaker 2 (15:58):
Oh? Yeah, I flew Frontier from Philly to from Philly
to Orlando. And listen, I enjoyed Frontier. It must have
been one of the newer planes. It looked really nice inside,
very very nice.

Speaker 7 (16:09):
Uh.

Speaker 2 (16:09):
The customer service was was great. The flight attendants were
really good. I was able to get they gave me coke.
They gave me all almonds. I got almonds.

Speaker 5 (16:19):
When we look, we've at the national Championship.

Speaker 1 (16:22):
We went to the obvioleet with the first take in Houston,
got stuck ten to a half hours.

Speaker 2 (16:31):
Oh ten mm hmmm, nae man, listen. Only the only
bad thing were Frontier. They ain't had no Wi Fi.
They ain't had no Look you have faith.

Speaker 5 (16:45):
They probably had. They probably had fold and chairs.

Speaker 2 (16:49):
Now Frontier nice. Now, don't do that Frontier. It was
one of the new planes.

Speaker 5 (16:53):
Oh I thought you was talking about Spirit.

Speaker 2 (16:57):
Oh, Spirit nice too? What man, man, don't try Spirit
like that? Yo, I fly Spirit.

Speaker 5 (17:02):
I fly Spirit.

Speaker 1 (17:04):
They based the movie Soul playing with Kevin Hartenoop dog
old Spirit.

Speaker 4 (17:09):
Spirit is a real deal.

Speaker 2 (17:10):
Listen. I sit in the same seat, exit road thirteen A,
exit row seat thirteen A. Everybody is Spirit, no me,
everybody good seats. I get from point A to point
B costly one hundred twenty bucks or less every time.
Every time people, boy, people want to fly private. And hey,

(17:32):
every time I go to the airport, man Peo'll be like,
what's up? But while you standing in the line with us, boy,
you ain't got pre check. Y'all know I ain't paying
for that shit. Why am I praying for PreCheck? Think
about it? Huh? Why am I paying for pre check?
And when it's tying the board, we all on board
the fight.

Speaker 1 (17:48):
I don't know what you be doing, but I already
by the time you get on playing, I'm already sitting
on it.

Speaker 2 (17:52):
So I'm believing that.

Speaker 1 (17:53):
Rick Ross has gifted his girlfriend Christina Mackie a brand
new smile. She posted a hey the video of her
new teeth, and the end of that had a lot
to say. What do you think, oh Joe, about gifting?

Speaker 2 (18:08):
I like it?

Speaker 5 (18:10):
I like it.

Speaker 2 (18:10):
And we talked about Ross. We talked about that dog,
you know, right, Ross Ross gifting cause jury Ross got
Ross got me a gift, you know about three four
years ago, nice little watch man.

Speaker 4 (18:24):
Ross has always been a giver. Ross has always been
an inspiration.

Speaker 2 (18:28):
I love Ross, real, real, real man.

Speaker 1 (18:31):
I hit him up. I hear the type of dude
I hit him. I need to holler at you about something.
He's a big home. Right, I'm out of town. I'll
be back amount of time. When I touch down.

Speaker 2 (18:42):
I hit you, and he's gonna he'll hit you back.

Speaker 4 (18:48):
Every time, every time.

Speaker 2 (18:50):
But I like that. I like that. If it's someone
that you're dealing with and you want to help them
enhance whatever feature it may be that you may think
they need or that they want, I mean, all, go
for it now. I told you before, I told you before.
Not if I'm dealing with anybody and there are things
or procedures that I get done for you that I
have to pay for and things don't work out between us,

(19:13):
I need that. Anybody, go give you that back. I
need mind. Now, you ain't gonna be taking them tennis
in that ass I paid for, and them teeth, Put
them teeth on the table, put them teeth on the counter.
Leave that ass and them same TV that I pay
for right here. Hey, oh Joe, my grandfather does.

Speaker 4 (19:32):
I'm just saying in general, that's just just the hypothetically speaking.

Speaker 2 (19:35):
I need. I need all that back.

Speaker 1 (19:36):
My grandfather used to say, boy, be careful fattening frogs
for another snake to eat.

Speaker 5 (19:43):
And you tell me what you think he meant by that,
y'all better listen to him.

Speaker 2 (19:47):
Now.

Speaker 1 (19:47):
Barnie Barney Porter was ahead of his dad. Be careful,
frog another snake to eat.

Speaker 4 (19:56):
Be careful fattening frogs for another. The snaky fellers.

Speaker 2 (20:01):
Y'all hear that. Next time you think about getting her
stuff done, just remember, just remember. If things don't work out,
she going to the next don't eat them, never gonna
eat him. But keep it one thou while with you.
I ain't got no problem he bro he the real thing.

(20:25):
I ain't got no problem with it.

Speaker 1 (20:26):
I'm just saying I'm gonna keep it while with you
and let you know what's really going on. Yeah, Ross
could do that, but oh yeah, but but see, Ross
got paper like that. I ain't got people like that.
My money and jump money. Ross Ross got what I
call train smoke money. Long, he got trained smoke money.
You know when the train going and the smoke coming

(20:46):
out of the train, and it's a long, long trail
way yonder man. Ross got that money. So that ain't
that ain't nothing for him? You know us regular, I'm regular.

Speaker 2 (20:58):
Yeah, I'm regular to now. Now, if I invest in
those enhancements for you, aesthetically for your viewing pleasure, uh huh,
and things don't work out, honey, I'm just hypothetically speaking. Leader,
add some titties and them teeth on the table. I
need all that back and somebody else, somebody else can
use that. I'm the type of guy. Listen, I put

(21:21):
them titties in the freezer. Put them freezing somebody else.

Speaker 1 (21:23):
To you, I've never really take. I've never take. I
shouldn't say really anything. If I buy you a gift,
perse ear rings, whatever the case might be.

Speaker 4 (21:33):
Oh, stuff like that you can keep, that you can carry.

Speaker 1 (21:35):
It's like the Wheel of fortune. I know people don't
know this, but Chuck Woolery was the first host of
the Wheel of Fortune, not past sa Jack, and.

Speaker 2 (21:45):
It used to be you shock.

Speaker 1 (21:47):
So if you want something, I like to buy the
dining set for twelve hundred dollars. Okay, you got x amount,
you know, and the bankruptcy once you buy a prize
is yours the key, so and then you know, you
buy somebody would have win five thousand dollars. Okay, for
the for twelve hundred dollars. I like to buy the
dining room set. Okay, you got thirty eight hundred dollars left.

(22:09):
And for this, uh, for one thousand dollars, I like
to buy the motor school. So that's how that's how
wheel of Fortune actually used to work. So They used
to have prizes up there that you could see and
you could actually buy it, like you shopping. So now
you know you you win and you just you know,
they spind the wheel. But I like the old wheel
of fortune. So I'm just saying, once Shannon buys you,

(22:31):
something is yours.

Speaker 2 (22:32):
The key, it is yours right right right, I don't
want to make then I'm gonna do with.

Speaker 4 (22:36):
It right what you mean?

Speaker 5 (22:39):
I know if you let's just say.

Speaker 2 (22:42):
If you and somebody break up, person's ear, jewelry, all that,
go out. Listen, man, how you feel? You you go
out and you see you see your girl wearing the
outfit and the person the jury dude Chaine, you bought
with another dude like and he he ain't did nothing
yet so he got of your stuff. He not only
not only is she with the next dude, you know,

(23:04):
wearing the stuff you bought. He hitting your that used
to be yours. You U used to hitting somebody that
used to be you. Now shoot, I'm her first.

Speaker 1 (23:19):
Well I just hey, you better hope you her last.
That's the that ain't the issue. You better hope you
the last.

Speaker 2 (23:27):
Better be where you where you're going after me? Oh?

Speaker 4 (23:36):
She said, I should be asking her, Well, well, well yeah, look.

Speaker 2 (23:39):
Man, look here your band. Look it is.

Speaker 1 (23:42):
Well look, we all think that when we get in
a relationship, we're gonna be We're gonna be with that
person forether. But in all likelihood that's probably not gonna happen.
And so when you buy someone something a purse or
a car or whatever the case may be, O yo,
just just chalk it up.

Speaker 2 (24:00):
Right, right, right, right, right, right right, she said. She said,
she bought me a smart car. You know, you know
I'm on my fifth smart car, right, So I had
mentioned about wanting a new one because the previous one
I had, you know, it had too many miles. So
she bought me a smart car last year, maybe two

(24:23):
years ago. She brought me a new one with lower
mileage because now the discontinued. Sure, she back here, screaming, somebody,
if you're gonna take stuff back, should I'm taking back
my goddamn smart car. That's one thing I ain't never
giving up. That's my trend.

Speaker 1 (24:40):
So what I'm gonna do, ojo? So what am I
gonna do with a set of air rings? What am
I gonna do with a purse, a lower LV whatever?

Speaker 2 (24:47):
Read what you mean if you buy somebody ail purse, right,
stay with me, stay with me, and y'all break up.
That's ten seven thousand and nine thousand, depending on what
type of Now. First, you know, you get a big
boy of excel, just a large you know, boom, y'all
break up. Take that purse, get it refurbished, go back

(25:09):
to Chanelle, ask them to rewrap it. It's a new
person again, and you can get that to somebody else
who's gonna appreciate it.

Speaker 5 (25:17):
I mean, I mean she appreciated the time it's hers.

Speaker 2 (25:20):
I'm just thinking about ways. I'm just thinking about ways now.

Speaker 1 (25:22):
I ain't like that. I'm just gonna go ay. I
just talked that up. I just chalk it up. I
appreciate it. Hey, we were together. I gave it to you.
I wanted you to have it. You continue to have it.
But I know when you're looking at who you're thinking of.

Speaker 2 (25:36):
Right, Hey, I like that.

Speaker 1 (25:39):
Oh Joe, you can't get mad. I mean, y'all break up.
What you think she gonna be? You think she goes like, oh,
I ain't gonna go mess. I ain't gonna be with
nobody else me please, Yeah, yeah, y'all break up. She
probably with the dude that's been hounding up that same

(25:59):
night y'all broke up up. Oh yeah, okay, babe, okay yo,
you're right, real, you're right, you're right, you're right.

Speaker 2 (26:07):
Hey, hey, check this out, O joe.

Speaker 1 (26:09):
A text exchange about staying in for the first day
goes viral. A woman posted text between her and a
guy who said, is just I want to meet you
in person first before we go out. I mean I
barely know you what you look like. You didn't even
send me pictures of you. She said, Yeah, we can

(26:30):
meet in person out somewhere because I'm not coming to
your place and you're not coming to mind. He wrote back,
This line is so basic to me. I suggested something,
and I never asked ask you to come to your place.

Speaker 2 (26:44):
I have my own.

Speaker 1 (26:45):
I'm not desperate to have sex with you. But if
that's what you're implying, I just don't go out in
public with women until I've met them spend some time
with the one on one. Oh joey, this is what
kids doing.

Speaker 2 (26:58):
This day these days. I ain't about I ain't I
ain't going to nobody house the first not and not
even the first time. Matter of fact, even if we
know each other and are dealing, I still ain't going
to your house. I don't know what else you have
going on that I don't know about, And that just

(27:18):
makes me uncomfortable being put in the situation like you
explained over somebody house and and somebody from the past.
Want no part of that. Yeah, yeah, I don't want
no part of that. I mean, that's that's that's that's
the young crowd. That that's that's the young crowd. I
kind of can understand what he's talking about. The weeds

(27:39):
coming from Everybody moves differently.

Speaker 1 (27:43):
Look, bro, you might be Jeffrey Dahmer, but I ain't
nobody going to your house with no first.

Speaker 2 (27:48):
Ain't nobody going the first time.

Speaker 1 (27:51):
Look like I said, Joe, I'm from the South, and
so normally I always like, okay, we're going out.

Speaker 2 (27:58):
I would pick the person up. I didn't go in
the house, but I don't pick up.

Speaker 1 (28:02):
I come to La then I'm like, oh, okay, I'll
meet you out now you want me to take you home?

Speaker 5 (28:08):
And then I realized, whoa, you don't live in the valley.

Speaker 1 (28:12):
Oh no, no, I got to get you a uber.
But I get it. I'm with her on this situation. Nah, bro,
you can't. She ain't coming over to your house.

Speaker 2 (28:24):
Yeah, don't give me that.

Speaker 1 (28:26):
I don't go out in public with what woman you
think gonna come to your house? Never met you before,
don't know anything about you, and the first place she
gonna meet you is at your house. But you don't
go out with you don't go out in public with
women until you've dealt with them one on one. Broh
you back with with that one? I can't even. I

(28:46):
can't even. I can't even rock with you.

Speaker 7 (28:49):
Now.

Speaker 2 (28:49):
What I can tell you is now there are some
men that can get away with that. Depending on who
you are, stay stay with me now. Depending on who
you are, you can pull that ship. Depending on who
you are, you can pull that And it's going to
work ten times out of ten based on.

Speaker 1 (29:06):
Who The first time, you gotta be carey. Oh, you
gotta be real careful. Your place can't be the stick
pad now.

Speaker 2 (29:14):
No no no, no, no, no no no no. Show,
can't show, can't and and and it's just the first time.

Speaker 1 (29:22):
Yeah, and the first time she she you know, she
uncom Nah, No, let's just go ahead meet and now
I can get a sense. I can get a vibe
of how you move it, what makes you comfortable, what
makes you uncomfortable? Are they trigger words that I say
that that I you know, Hey, I'm I'm I'm smooth.
You know I don't bite. Nay, it's cool. Hey, hey

(29:44):
you know what comes to me? Nay. I can hear
you from where I am right here.

Speaker 2 (29:49):
We could yea yeah, man, okay, Like see you move
a little slower, You move a little slower. Yeah, I
move slow.

Speaker 1 (29:57):
I'm slow walking. Yeah, you're not means no? Maybe it
means no. Yes means no. Tomorrow. I got plenty of time.
That's what I ain't.

Speaker 4 (30:09):
I ain't got. I ain't got that kind of time.

Speaker 2 (30:11):
Please, I ain't got.

Speaker 4 (30:12):
I ain't got that kind of.

Speaker 2 (30:13):
Time because I ain't got no time to waste, because
tomorrow is no promise. Now, what what we're doing? What
we went that that one? Now that that one. Now
you you slid in. You slid in my d M.
You slid in my d M. So whatever your intentions were,
or whatever your intentions are, we're gonna execute this. We're

(30:33):
gonna we're gonna speed this process up expeditiously. That's a
big word for me. I just learned that expeditiously, and
that's what we did. That's that's that's what we did.
And here we are four years later, still.

Speaker 1 (30:44):
Right, I'm okay, oh cho me and my position and
the where I am right now, right, bro, I'm good.

Speaker 4 (30:54):
Yeah, you, I mean your your, I mean listen. You
can do it.

Speaker 2 (30:57):
You can do it. Sometimes. I told you, I told
you before and I tell you again. You are alive,
but you're living. You're alive, but you ain't living. You
have too many, too many you have boundaries, and you know,
I think you you you you, you're stuck in a
box of comfort and you don't want to get outside
of it. Nope, we got to get you out of that.

Speaker 4 (31:18):
We got to get you out of that.

Speaker 5 (31:21):
Certain that you that you're walking with.

Speaker 2 (31:25):
Other than that, well, it's there's no way to know.
Because women listen, women can play the long game. Women
can play women can play the long game and have
you thinking they rocking with you, and listen sooner soon,
and you never know what you're doing until she's mad,
because until she get mad, that's the only that's the
only time.

Speaker 5 (31:43):
You can see her colors. So I think that they done.
Got that movement now?

Speaker 2 (31:47):
Right? Right? Right?

Speaker 4 (31:48):
What movement is that?

Speaker 2 (31:49):
Oh? That that me too?

Speaker 5 (31:51):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (31:51):
That me? You don't play bro that meet, You don't
because at all.

Speaker 1 (31:56):
Because that's that's the only that's the only one that
you're guilty before proving. Ennocon he used to be innocent
until proven guilty. You are guilty until proven innocent. And
then you steal. That's staying. That's what's called a right.
It ain't worth it.

Speaker 4 (32:12):
On you can't recover. You can't recover from that on.

Speaker 5 (32:14):
Yeah, I just go ahead and a some people can run.

Speaker 2 (32:18):
I just walk. I'm good.

Speaker 1 (32:20):
Chicago areas who have a Valentine's Day special of naming
cockroaches after Axis for a fifteen dollars donation the brook
Field Zoo.

Speaker 2 (32:28):
Those willing to name a.

Speaker 1 (32:30):
Madagascar hissing cockroach after an ex or the least favorite
person donors will receive a certificate of naming that can
be filled out and shared and hung on the wall
to remember the cockroach.

Speaker 2 (32:45):
That's not nice.

Speaker 5 (32:45):
You ain't got no answers that you want to you
want to donate, No, sir.

Speaker 2 (32:50):
I don't want no part of that. She can hear
you too, don't. Yeah, I don't know. Don't get me
in trouble.

Speaker 6 (32:55):
Now.

Speaker 2 (32:55):
I don't want to be on the ca Yeah, I
don't want to I don't want to be I don't
want to be.

Speaker 4 (32:59):
On the couch, that couch, that couch, get cold, get cold, cold,
cold day.

Speaker 5 (33:04):
I told you talking about I ain't never had to
sleep on the couch.

Speaker 4 (33:08):
Yeah, shit, I'm gonna be there to night. We continue
this conversation.

Speaker 1 (33:11):
But I'm just saying, I'm saying, I'm just you know,
we name I mean people, they don't gain they they
find a way to get some money out of Oh Joe,
fifteen dollars.

Speaker 2 (33:19):
You can name a car. Yeah, you can name it
your cockroach?

Speaker 4 (33:24):
Yeah yeah, yeah, Yeah, that's it.

Speaker 5 (33:28):
That's all right.

Speaker 2 (33:36):
How we're gonna go.

Speaker 1 (33:37):
The co text is hoping to normalize the conversation around
period sex.

Speaker 5 (33:41):
So y'all doing too much?

Speaker 2 (33:43):
Oh now now we talking Valentine campaign.

Speaker 1 (33:46):
According to a survey conducted by Cotext, nearly forty percent
of women said they're having their period on Valentine's Day
with yeah, would stop them from having sex that day?
So it would or wouldn't It would stop them from
having sex my type of woman. It also fined fifty
percent admitted to being comfortable talking about period for sex.

(34:10):
They're offering period sex chocolate boxes that contained five trumfles
made of libido boosting sure Shatavari, as well as four pads.

Speaker 4 (34:25):
Okay, I like that, but you don't run.

Speaker 2 (34:27):
You don't run.

Speaker 5 (34:28):
Rede oh yo.

Speaker 1 (34:28):
When I was a kid, I mean you know what. Yeah, oh,
your lady told me one time, say show them. When
you're a kid, you played in blood mud. Now you
can swim in blood.

Speaker 2 (34:38):
I got to go there, you go, you passing up,
You passing up because of mother Nat. I can wait.
I waited all that time. I can wait another five
or seven days. No, no, no, no, let me show you,
show you what you do. Hold on, hold on, I
let me show you what you do. Hold on, hang on.

(35:09):
It's what you do. You ask her what day? Show right?
What they shown? You? Ask about her? Flow? Is your flow?
Is your float?

Speaker 3 (35:15):
Light?

Speaker 2 (35:16):
Is it is your float? Medium? Is it heavy?

Speaker 5 (35:20):
Spotting?

Speaker 1 (35:21):
Where I would fot you? That's what I was fought.

Speaker 2 (35:25):
Listen, No, no, no, no no no. If she if she
says she's spotting, whether it's heavy, whether it's light, whether
it's medium, gets you one of these. Yeah, that towel. Yeah,
get to get your not Yeah. Well I only got
white because you know, I steal all my towels from
the hotels. Anytime I travel, I always take a set,
So that's why all my towels white. Get your tower.

(35:45):
You gotta fold it now. You gotta fold it. You
gotta fold it like this. You gotta fold it three times.
You see. You see how I got. You gotta make
sure it's thick so the blood can't get all the
way through that. Now like that, you see, I think
that is what damn that's thick. Who you goddamn gonna

(36:07):
fit on that town when you mightn't be having effect
with Betty. But listen, now I'm telling you how to
do it. Now. I'm experienced. Now, I've been doing I've
been doing this thirty five years. You always you gotta
make sure you put the rim, the rim of the lips,
so the blood it hits right here. I'm I'm trying.

(36:31):
I'm trying to go kill me. I'm trying to go.

Speaker 7 (36:34):
Coach.

Speaker 5 (36:35):
This game ain't for me.

Speaker 2 (36:37):
Listen. Sometimes sometimes you know, sometimes you don't have to wait.
I don't have to wait. Listen. I like it you
fifty five, You fifty five, You ain't run a red
lights hit?

Speaker 5 (36:47):
See what I like?

Speaker 1 (36:48):
They say, you know what, I'm on my cycle and
I don't want the first time to be like this.

Speaker 2 (36:54):
I'm like, no, it's okay, it's okay, it's okay, it's okay.
Not for me, It ain't okay.

Speaker 1 (37:02):
Lot Lottle Blood nobody forty eight. That ain't what we're
finna have a crime scene. We're not gonna have no
crime scene. We gotta have yellow tape around the bean.

Speaker 2 (37:14):
Ain't nothing.

Speaker 4 (37:14):
Ain't nothing wrong with that, ain't I ain't nothing wrong
with that.

Speaker 2 (37:17):
I'm telling you that that we can see. They can't.
They can wait, let's joy. They can't. They said they can't.
They can't fart in front of you. They can't. They
can't do nothing to in front of you. Now you
can't have sex on the period. Now you gotta be
you gotta do something there.

Speaker 1 (37:32):
The Bible said, you're not supposed to have sex with
a woman on this on a period. That what the
Bible say? Who the Bible?

Speaker 2 (37:37):
The Bible. The Bible said, he's supposed to have sex
when we ain't married.

Speaker 1 (37:40):
But hell, some of the Bible not all of them.

Speaker 5 (37:49):
No, No, Oh Joe, nah, I can't do that. No, Yo,
I'm good.

Speaker 2 (37:53):
I can wait. Oh Joe, you bean to tell me
you can't wait seven days. I ain't wait nothing. I
ain't Jesus rolls on. Jesus roll rose on the third day.
Jesus rose on the third day. I'm not waiting seven
for nothing. Nathaniel, what day you on?

Speaker 7 (38:11):
You?

Speaker 2 (38:11):
You gotta ask the important questions, what dare you on?
And how heavy is your flow? And y'all in the chat,
don't don't be acting like I'm the only one, did
you that? You know how y'all be. Y'all be acting
all sit diddy and like y'all grew up with the
royal family. Y'all be doing that. Y'all be doing that
ship too, don't don't don't do that. Shoot and real

(38:37):
the one taught me ship. It wasn't me. I wasn't
doing it until I met her. Bad influence tripping talk
about hour. I can't run no red light. All you

(38:59):
gotta do get in the shower, have it, take a shower.
Get the towel full of towel, three times full of
That is very imperative that you fold it three times,
lay it down based on the movement, you know, because
blood might splatter, the blood might spatter, depending on you
know you're moving and what and how you like to

(39:21):
operate in bed. You're good. Hold on, let me get
hold on, let me get a red bull chat. I

(39:48):
can't believe. I can't believe. I can't believe you, unc man,
leave what I can't believe you tew about you You're
gonna run red lights? Can you ask you a question? Look?

Speaker 5 (39:58):
I look hurry about oto.

Speaker 2 (40:00):
Wait, let me ask you ques, let me let me
ask your question real quick. What is Moses part in
the Bible?

Speaker 5 (40:06):
The Red Sea?

Speaker 2 (40:08):
Thank you, thank you?

Speaker 5 (40:10):
But what do you think that?

Speaker 2 (40:13):
What you think? What did you think that meant? When
they say Moses partner.

Speaker 1 (40:16):
I ain't gonna use my spirit to do it though,
you know what I'm saying, Oh Joe, I am using
my spirit of part No Red Sea.

Speaker 5 (40:21):
I'm a wait now, oh you look, here's the thing.

Speaker 1 (40:24):
Look, obviously I've been playing in Denver and I had
you know, had girlfriends, and they came they like with
Shannon or I went home and.

Speaker 2 (40:33):
I'm like, oh uh like damn.

Speaker 1 (40:45):
But you know now they got medication that they can
stop it, right, Yeah, they got medication they can stop it.

Speaker 4 (40:52):
Oh it's called pregnancy.

Speaker 2 (40:53):
Yeah no no no no no no no no no
no no.

Speaker 5 (40:55):
Now they got they got they got meda from the
stop it.

Speaker 4 (41:04):
Yeah, I ain't heard about that.

Speaker 2 (41:06):
I mean, I'm not. You can take your.

Speaker 1 (41:09):
Birthday hell early or you can you know, and and
but then they got pills that but you have to
be careful because sometimes the pills that they come with,
you know, warnings called.

Speaker 2 (41:20):
Blood clots sid Yeah, yeah, yeah, you know you don't
want to be doing that. You don't want to be.

Speaker 1 (41:25):
Hey, we got a new chat you know, we're the
chat key team. See inside, bring on the red seat.
Thirty five percent, Nah, fam sixty five percent, I told
you o you they ride with us, They ride.

Speaker 4 (41:39):
That's sixty five that that's sixty five percent.

Speaker 2 (41:42):
They ain't they live it, They live. That's sixty five percent.
When they was kids, they ain't playing the mud.

Speaker 5 (41:47):
They ain't playing the mud. But I ain't finish swimming blood.

Speaker 2 (41:50):
In fact, that's sixty five cent. They ain't even had
a sixty four pack of crayons. When they was in kindergarten,
they had a twelve pack, twelve pack of crayon. I
had the sixty four pack of crayons with a sharpener.
And that's how I'm living on the edge.

Speaker 1 (42:13):
Oh man, I can't, I can't, Oh Joe, I can't,
I can't, I can't. I wait, I wait, yat, I
waited some days. Ain't nothing be here before you know it?

Speaker 2 (42:21):
I told you, listen, you you're waiting. You're waiting because
you're on a cycle. You're waiting when your first meet him,
you know, until you get to know her. Ain'tybody got
time for tomorrow.

Speaker 1 (42:31):
And if they problems, they ain't meant to happen. Happened
when you God, God, because he wanted me to get that.
He'd made it perfect. He's like, he wouldn't have been
on a cycle and she would have went out and
she said, Shanna, come on with it, come on with you,
Come on man ship, come come get this blessing.

Speaker 5 (42:58):
You know why I'm here. I say, yeah, you, hey,
don't play with me.

Speaker 2 (43:04):
I never ran track and the period ain't nothing. You
know what I d I cut my.

Speaker 1 (43:12):
Leg and fail, I said, you know her hurling ain't
for me. I don't like obstacles so much. Trouble, trouble
in my way. I have to cry sometimes. Oh Joe,
you dast you know what I'm coming to back off?
Oh Joe, you nasty?

Speaker 2 (43:33):
Yeah nasty. I ain't. I am no boy, I'm living.
I don't know what you're.

Speaker 5 (43:39):
Talking, you lord and whilom.

Speaker 2 (43:42):
I'm living, you nasty, Because when I when I get older,
I don't want to look back and say, damn, I
should have experienced that at least once, or I should
have done this back then.

Speaker 1 (43:56):
Nah.

Speaker 2 (43:57):
I want to make sure I check everything off my
you know.

Speaker 1 (44:01):
What, everything back when I'm all said, Oh man, I
remember this time, this girl she was on a cycle
and I had to wait seven days.

Speaker 2 (44:09):
Oh man, stop it. Nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope.
I'm human, it ain't nothing, ain't nothing wrong me.

Speaker 1 (44:24):
Well, I'm gonna let you have that. Well, that's that's
your thing when knock yourself out.

Speaker 2 (44:28):
Lady, it ain't my thing. It's just it's just life.

Speaker 1 (44:31):
Well they said, sixty five percent, say nah, famn, they
ain't rocking like that.

Speaker 2 (44:35):
So they ride up, they line, they line, lady, ray,
they lined.

Speaker 1 (44:40):
As I'm back on the whipped cream topic, respectfully. Oh Joe,
No grown woman want that or her neither regions or anywhere.
It's too smelling. And we have our pH balance to
worry about. See, oh Joe, damn want their pH balance,
your balance. I'm trying to up your balance off for

(45:00):
real but not. But do you know what I'm saying? Yeah,
I got You're right? Yeah you know.

Speaker 2 (45:11):
Yeah, well but miss Landy Ray has to understand this
is this is, this is I'm the p. You don't
have to worry about the p h here, you know,
because it's what is a union.

Speaker 1 (45:21):
But but you're putting you putting a foreign substance in there.

Speaker 2 (45:24):
That's what I think you talk about. Not oh yeah, yeah,
yeah I am. I am a little far no you
you they used to call these They used to call
me exotic back in the day.

Speaker 4 (45:39):
Yeah, they used to call me exotic.

Speaker 7 (45:42):
Man.

Speaker 5 (45:48):
I got one for yo, Joe Mama said.

Speaker 2 (45:53):
Oh.

Speaker 1 (45:54):
According to Hugh Hefner's widow, he went death from taking
those diamonds.

Speaker 2 (45:59):
I the hate for you to be hard to hear.

Speaker 1 (46:02):
Huh what.

Speaker 2 (46:08):
Then why hey, oh you know what speaking of diamonds,
somebody on Twitter, you know, we are about diamonds every
every so often, somebody on Twitter said, nah, I don't
take no diamonds. Why don't you trap macro root? You
heard of macro room and I don't. I'm assuming maybe

(46:30):
it's some type of herb. Maybe it's some type of
uh appeal you take, orally that that kind of does
the same thing. I think it's natural. I don't know
anything about it. I didn't. I didn't have the opportunity
to do my research. But now that you just said diamonds,
I remember seeing it multiple times, multiple times earlier, talking
about mac and roots. So I'm gonna do my homework
and I'm gonna get back to you and see how
that works. Because the diamonds I ain't paying. I ain't paying.

(46:52):
I ain't paying for that. That's that's how my price
ring is, right, my price ring ring.

Speaker 3 (47:00):
Chat.

Speaker 2 (47:00):
If y'all know about macaroot, let me know how I
should take it. Do I take the powder? Do I
take the pills? How many pills do I take? Uh?

Speaker 4 (47:08):
What's the price point of maca root?

Speaker 2 (47:10):
Uh?

Speaker 4 (47:10):
If it's if it's expensive, I can't do it.

Speaker 1 (47:17):
Got you're something wrong with you, bron hey man? What
real red go to sleep? That maca root?

Speaker 2 (47:24):
She got some Dad maca root. Ah, so that's why
you nasty man. I was trying to figure out why
she'd be always trying to mount me like that, like
I like like like I thought she was just excited
to see me. You know, the you know, the past

(47:45):
six seven months, like it's been, it's been a little
a little different, a little different, like a little bit.
I felt like I was a teenager again. And I'm
thinking it's because me. You know, I got a haircut,
I took a shower. This mama, she had maca wood
the whole time, and this say nothing.

Speaker 1 (48:02):
Rel said. She got to get in there. Rel said,
she did. Rell say give me me, give me, give me,
give me me. That's oh coachyo, Michelle Robinson, that's crazy
on your Michelle Robinson asked, who you dating that still
have period?

Speaker 2 (48:20):
Hell? Laugh bout it?

Speaker 1 (48:22):
What's wrong with you? I don't know what's wrong with Jill. Hey,
that's your heart, but ain't nobody. I've been with him
last fifty years, had no heart flashes.

Speaker 2 (48:31):
You lied to me. Hey, but that's a good one.
Hey who said that? Hey that's a good one. Yeah. Hey,
she she trying to say, you only day people. That's
out of the minnopause or something.

Speaker 1 (48:43):
I don't know what Michelle tell you that her heart.

Speaker 2 (48:49):
I believe a good one.

Speaker 1 (48:52):
I'm sorry, but I mean, I know I'm fifty five,
and you think I was supposed to be dating somebody
fifty five and up that ain't got no sight a lot,
that ain't about the apple, that ain't about to apple.

Speaker 2 (49:04):
Okay, hey, hey, what I'm not to be in your
personal business? What's the youngest you woul date? I mean,
being that you fifty five? Is there is there an
age limit that's too young?

Speaker 1 (49:16):
You're supposed the way it's supposed to be set up,
it's supposed to be half your age plus seven, So
whatever half your age is plus seven is supposed to be.

Speaker 2 (49:26):
The cut off.

Speaker 1 (49:28):
Okay, but I look at so I'm looking for a
number Nagra falls, That's what I'm looking for, now, what
I'm looking for?

Speaker 5 (49:38):
So I already know they got a cycle begain.

Speaker 1 (49:46):
I'm sorry, begin I'm sorry, I don't know what to
tell you about that. Damn, she'll try to stay up
being shot. Oh oh damn.

Speaker 4 (50:03):
And I'm and the oldest.

Speaker 2 (50:05):
I mean, you have no issue dating women of your
you know your age, me that that are.

Speaker 1 (50:12):
Okay, but they all Okay, women my age don't find
me appealing.

Speaker 2 (50:16):
They're trying to go younger. Yeah, oh there's somebody. There's
somebody for you chat chat. I know y'all know about this.
There's a there's a young lady I saw on on
on Twitter, Mathew, I think she's fifty. Oh no, no, no,
not no, not man, mad I know you've seen it too.

(50:37):
She's fifty. She's fifty, beautiful, beautiful, beautiful woman and chat.

Speaker 4 (50:42):
I know y'all seen it before.

Speaker 2 (50:43):
The lady she has her hair is all gray.

Speaker 4 (50:46):
You know what I saw.

Speaker 2 (50:48):
I just saw it.

Speaker 4 (50:50):
Yeah, it was her fiftieth birthday.

Speaker 2 (50:52):
Somebody, somebody send it on a young, beautiful, beautiful black woman.
She turned fifty and her hair was all gray. She
was gorgeous, she was she was gorgeous right up your alley.

Speaker 7 (51:02):
Uh.

Speaker 2 (51:03):
I'm just saying, right up you out there is someone
that I'm sure you you would like. And I know
the people in the chat know the picture I'm talking about,
or the young lady I'm talking about. She was fifty,
it's about yeah.

Speaker 4 (51:14):
Yeah, I'm trying to trying to keep it PG because
I own.

Speaker 2 (51:20):
Mm hm oh yeah yeah. See somebody, somebody, somebody in
the chat. They know I'm talking about the Senate. Send
it down.

Speaker 4 (51:27):
Send it down on Twitter. Please, I don't know what name. Somebody,
Please on Twitter so you understands what Listen to me.
Let me so you can see my eyes now like that. Yeah, boy, Yeah,
they're gonna send it to your Twitter.

Speaker 2 (51:46):
You'll see. Okay, he is, Yeah, they send it to
you that. They send it to you that fast. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (52:03):
Somebody says she married. I ain't know that. I'm not
sure how she married.

Speaker 1 (52:08):
I'm not yet.

Speaker 2 (52:12):
Do it be okay? By the picture?

Speaker 1 (52:18):
I don't mess with No, I don't mess with man
women because I don't want them because when I get married,
I don't want nobody to mess with my wife. So
there's too many women out there as a single for
me to be Hey. And a man might be married
and he might not care nothing about that woman, but
the moment another man show interest. Yeah, so you're right

(52:42):
by that.

Speaker 4 (52:43):
Hey, how do how do I? How do I see
the picture? They send it to you?

Speaker 2 (52:46):
They said it to me, not you, I know, but
if they if they treated to you, I should Jordan
found it. Oh Jordan's fast? Hey?

Speaker 1 (53:01):
Uh zeus nine said, needs to be in a nursing home.
Do what? Okay, an y'all got the problem. See y'all
be sleeping on unk. Ain't nothing slow but walk? Mm hmm,
that's the only thing slow. By on up, That's what
I would say about that. DJ really saying, you ever

(53:25):
wear your super Bowl rings while you go out?

Speaker 5 (53:27):
I actually do not. They're in the safe deposit box.

Speaker 1 (53:30):
So h huh you ever wear your super Bowl rings
while you go in?

Speaker 7 (53:38):
Ah?

Speaker 5 (53:38):
No?

Speaker 7 (53:39):
Nah?

Speaker 1 (53:39):
Heck come on bro, hey y'all, no, may y'all y'all
freaky out here?

Speaker 2 (53:46):
What kind of bab what it ain't? It ain't just
me like I mean, we actually out here living. You
talk about you talk about waiting seven days? Man, Oh Joe,
I'm good old Joe, same day. I wait some day? Hell?

Speaker 1 (54:00):
I mean, I mean I don't wait all this time
before I even met it. So you mean to tell
me enough some day gonna kill me?

Speaker 2 (54:07):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (54:08):
It just might, because you never know if you're making
past that up.

Speaker 1 (54:12):
Calv said, hey, get off them diamonds and get on
that honey pack. You can spend your chickens and still
catch your bond. Catch a bone for only five dollars. Man,
I've been hearing abouty them honey packs something.

Speaker 5 (54:25):
I guess it's something compable to an enhancer.

Speaker 4 (54:29):
Well, god damn, they got at type of ship. Which
one is the cheapest.

Speaker 1 (54:36):
I want to gonna get that thing the writers damn
the cheapest, the rightest.

Speaker 2 (54:43):
Mm hmm. Hey is that maca who she got? That's
for women. That's for women.

Speaker 1 (54:50):
I mean women take take stuff to get them going
to now, but what she needs gosh, be wanting she
ready to go to.

Speaker 2 (55:03):
Yeah, but I ain't. I mean, damn, man, damn, that's dope.

Speaker 4 (55:12):
Damn that was that was the time. It was perfect
be on it.

Speaker 2 (55:18):
Yeah, she was. She a little lion.

Speaker 7 (55:22):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (55:22):
See you got y'all perfect for y'all, perfect for each other. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (55:28):
Yeah, because she taught me about that red life stuff.

Speaker 2 (55:31):
I ain't. I wasn't doing that until.

Speaker 1 (55:33):
Anybody, will you anybody tell me about that. I'm gonna
let y'all have that, y'all on y'all.

Speaker 2 (55:38):
I wish all right, listen, the right, the right, this
is the right one coming in your life.

Speaker 7 (55:43):
There.

Speaker 4 (55:43):
She'll turn you out like she hall turn you out
like Christian Gray. You'll be you'll be fifty great, you'll
be fifty.

Speaker 1 (55:50):
Gonna be fifty shaved red though that's for damn show
might be, but I ain't gonna be fifty shaved the
red crunch time. Not anyone asked, what's the longest.

Speaker 2 (56:02):
You drove?

Speaker 5 (56:04):
Uh for a woman?

Speaker 1 (56:05):
And O Joe, I drove four hours and it's well
worth it.

Speaker 2 (56:10):
Four hours you drove, he said, he drove four hours.
Oh boy, ship boy, I'm trying to. I ain't never
had to. I haven't been in a position where I
have to be the one to do the driving or
the flying. Always the opposite way.

Speaker 5 (56:29):
When I was young, man, look good, how do you
think I got all the miles?

Speaker 2 (56:35):
Man? Stop playing with us? And you gotta be, you
gotta be. You gotta be careful with that man. That's
that's that's that's that's scary, boy, because you don't, I mean,
because when you're going somewhere and not understanding of knowing
the person's passing, what they have going on, or people
that might be crazy about them, you gotta gotta yeah,
old man, four hours when yeah, and that's after we

(56:58):
had a child, hopefully we had Oh she said, I
used to drive. I was driving the Tampa for her.
But we were already like together. But you're still driving. Yeah,
because I wasn't paying for a flight, I could fill up.
I could fill up my car for twenty dollars instead
of buying a flight. So the only reason I drove

(57:19):
the Tampa was because there was a cheaper route as
opposed to fly. You see what I mean?

Speaker 5 (57:26):
Now, did you tell my God to tell you the story?
I gotta tell a story.

Speaker 2 (57:29):
Oh oh shit, Wait a minute, hold, let me get coming. Wait,
hold on, let me let me zip up my vest
because I know it's gonna be a good one. Let
me zip up my vest because I know it's gonna
be a good one.

Speaker 1 (57:43):
Oh joe, they was in there. It was in the
early nineties. I met this chick okay at Black Wait.

Speaker 2 (57:52):
A minute, what's her name? Man?

Speaker 4 (57:54):
Give us a full story.

Speaker 5 (57:55):
At Black College beach week.

Speaker 2 (57:57):
She was fired.

Speaker 1 (58:01):
She probably probably one. She was petite, but she had
big natural booths, nice hair.

Speaker 2 (58:10):
Yeah, you know.

Speaker 5 (58:12):
So it was a bunch of us and we were
playing this game called questions.

Speaker 1 (58:17):
You asked somebody a question and they got to answer
with a question, or they have to take a drink.
So if I ask you your name, you can't say, oh, cho,
you got to ask where you're from or what do
you have a car?

Speaker 2 (58:31):
How old are you?

Speaker 1 (58:32):
So every time somebody asked you a question, you can't
answer it. You have to respond with a question. So
we playing the game. But I noticed, you know, it's
some other heavyweights.

Speaker 2 (58:41):
In the room.

Speaker 1 (58:43):
So she keep asking me questions. Now we met them
at the gas stage. They was getting gassed me and
me and my other partners that we would you know,
and so you know, I jump out the car.

Speaker 5 (58:56):
We got some other heavyweights, some other NFL players.

Speaker 1 (59:00):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, okay, but you know you saw how
you boy, I posted a picture back when it back
to thirty five years ago. Now yeah you're now, Oh Joe,
Now remember now I told you I was hell when
I was well. But anyway, you know what I'm saying.
So mind you this April, so I've been working out.
So you know your boy tever sick.

Speaker 2 (59:22):
Yeah yeah, yeah right, I was like a trunk taxing turn.
You know what I'm talking about, Joe.

Speaker 1 (59:26):
Yeah, you bought me, traded you boy, We traded, so
you know we talk, uh, you know, we exchanged information
because this was like a Saturday. I'm leaving to go back.
Excuse me, I'm leaving to go back to Savannah. Sunday,
we exchanged information, were talking. You know, hey, you got
somebody No I done broke up. Blah blah blah. I

(59:49):
ain't got nobody, right, I said, okay, cool, I said, man.
So my brother said, hey, bro, I need you. I'm
having to get together. I need you to come. I said, okay,
no problem. I said, look, yeah, I'm gonna bring you
to my brother's place in South Carolina.

Speaker 5 (01:00:05):
She's like, okay, cool, we come have a good old time.

Speaker 1 (01:00:10):
You know, my brother have a pool party, you know, cooking,
skewing and everything.

Speaker 2 (01:00:13):
Were having a good old time, you know, woop woop whoop.

Speaker 1 (01:00:16):
I said, okay, I kind of like this more folks
night had a great time. When I say great, great,
great great great. Yeah. But anyway, so knowledge it's my
turn to return the flavor. I'm going to her.

Speaker 2 (01:00:32):
Mm hmm.

Speaker 1 (01:00:35):
I get down there. She picks me up and say
we got to go by the hospital. I said, well,
we gotta wait.

Speaker 2 (01:00:40):
What state state? Hold on?

Speaker 5 (01:00:42):
We're in Florida.

Speaker 2 (01:00:43):
Yeah, oh no.

Speaker 1 (01:00:46):
As a matter of fact, I can't tell you because
people gonn try to pinpoint everything and I gonna tell you.

Speaker 4 (01:00:49):
But anyway, okay, okay, okay, go ahead.

Speaker 1 (01:00:51):
Picked up at the airport. She said, we got to
go by the hospital. I said, well, we got to
go by the hospital. She said, my sister is about
to have a baby. But no problem. We go by
the hospital. By the time we get there, sister had
the baby. I was like, I met you, so she said, no,
you want to meet you. So I go in there,
I meet the sister, meet the meet her husband, meet

(01:01:14):
the baby. To the day that she remembered me because
we know we were cool, you know. But anyway, right,
so go get a hotel. Now, mind you, I'm in
the state of Florida, big and it's a big city.
Remember she told me she ain't got nobody. I take
her out of a word. So I let you know.

(01:01:37):
You know your boy lead on a Friday night. You
don't you know that did that went by? You know
that went by?

Speaker 2 (01:01:46):
Five? Round? You know your boy young man? You boy?
Five five? I got five on it, you know what
I'm saying, O Joe, So five five?

Speaker 4 (01:01:57):
Like hold on?

Speaker 2 (01:01:57):
You did you did like five like in three minute
intervals like like me? Or you went like five.

Speaker 5 (01:02:04):
But I'm saying no that that that whole day was
five rounds.

Speaker 1 (01:02:07):
Because once we went and saw something, you know, we
got a couple of rounds in it took a nap. Okay,
got up, got another, got another. You know, we got
something to eat. So you know, we got up the
next morning. I was like, okay, let's get some breakfast.
Every winter in the car bust out every tie flat.

(01:02:33):
Her boyfriend dumb found out what hotel we at and
did that to the car.

Speaker 2 (01:02:40):
Who car was it? It was hers? Wait, she had
a boyfriend, you see. You see what I'm talking about man,
and he don't put it on flats every window. He
wasn't not there when you went he was because that

(01:03:01):
was that was guarding tool stuff that you did. Real
dudes don't do no stuff like that. Yeah, real dudes
don't do that. But you got to stay in your place.
If she lied, you got nobody. That ain't your fight.
She she puts you, She puts you in harm's way.

Speaker 1 (01:03:21):
I don't know what it is. Oh so now she's
got to come. Who you think gotta repair everything? I
hope you ain't paid for.

Speaker 2 (01:03:34):
Shd me. Boy, you you're a better man than me.
For one I'm thinking about what if it didn't go
that way, What if it didn't go to What if
he flatten the tires? What if you're waiting on you
outside and you have a situation like you had before
when Buddy pulled out that goddamn gun. There have been
many instances with with with fellas like this, but women

(01:03:56):
have lied saying they ain't got nobody. Sometimes some of
those fellas aren't even here here to tell a story.

Speaker 1 (01:04:02):
I don't know what you want me to tell, Yojo jealousy.
Tello didn't have a boyfriend now. I later found out
she had broken up with the guy for like a
week or like a week. I'm you're still here because
you know, I read a couple of the messages, and

(01:04:22):
you know, I couldn't believe you did this to me
and all that kind of stuff, because I say, you
put me in harm's way. I just said the exact
same thing. I said, you know who I am. And
at this time, O Joe, I've just started to become
Shannon Shark.

Speaker 5 (01:04:35):
I said you put me in harms way.

Speaker 1 (01:04:37):
I said, this thing could have win a lot of
I said, this thing could have been a lot of
different ways. So I was like, look, all you had
to do is say, Shannon, I've just broke up with
my boyfriend within a month or something like that. Because
that's still now, give me an opportunity. I'm probably still

(01:04:58):
oo that time I lived, you know, I was living living, Yeah,
I was living living, just joking and put every jump
bust out. All this was before Jasmine cellar Be came.
A bust the window. Not your car, I bust the window.

Speaker 2 (01:05:18):
Yeah, you gotta be kevil. You remember just just last year,
remember the situation where young boy rest in peace trouble.
You had a rap of trouble, you know, from Atlanta
at the girl house. The ex come over out of
the blue Joe. He emotionally emotionally unstable, not troubling him.
But I wasn't at a house. Wait, how you even

(01:05:45):
found out? She had no idea?

Speaker 1 (01:05:47):
Do you know the effort that he had to put
in because I guess he he done rolled but had
to ride because she had the time she lived with
a sister. She he had to have rolled by there
and didn't see the car. Now normally with creatures of
habit right right, he rolled by he know his sister
was pregnant. Car it at the hospital. Okay. If not

(01:06:09):
at the house, where could she be. Maybe maybe she
gave him fives that she started acting. But I don't know,
o Joe. But I'm just telling you.

Speaker 2 (01:06:19):
Right right, right right, Yeah, you got to pay attention
to the signs to sign to tell you everything.

Speaker 1 (01:06:23):
Now he makes me, well, I want it even more.
I want him more now. Now you can't get her back.
You're not gonna get her back. If you thought about
you could. It's ober for you, clown.

Speaker 2 (01:06:36):
And now that I think about it, you had to
be in a small city. You had to be in
the smaller city in Florida. You know why. You know
why I say that because he had go to the park.

Speaker 4 (01:06:48):
Okay, so stay with me, Stay with me.

Speaker 2 (01:06:51):
He had to go to all the hotels in the
surrounding area and check the parking lot looking for her.
And that's exactly how you found y'all. There was no
damn apple tags back then. Yeah, yeah, that's what he did.
Or he went through a lot too, So that means
he was mad. He was mad.

Speaker 4 (01:07:09):
He had to waste a lot of ads to find
that car. That's that's that. That's that help too.

Speaker 2 (01:07:14):
Nine. It still is still fresh a week, even a
even a month like that.

Speaker 1 (01:07:20):
We went to we went to a black college, beat
Daytona Black college beach a week and then if you
you went to a black college or you know anything
about Daytona. So it was like it was like the
first or second week in April. She came to my
brother's place in May, and I went down to her
in June. So it happened very rapidly. Yeah, yeah, yeah,

(01:07:44):
but but I don't, I don't. I'm like roll, So
now I can't let I can't let him win. Right,
you were younger, younger than right, I probably, yeah, twenty three,
twenty four, and.

Speaker 2 (01:08:00):
And you know, and you know how it is at
that age when you're in your twenties, and when in
your twenties and you're dealing with somebody and that person
becomes a part of your everyday routine because you don't
have that much going on at that age. For men
or fellas, it's even that much harder to let go.
It's even that much harder let go. The less you

(01:08:22):
have going on, the more your life is about the
individual you're dealing with.

Speaker 1 (01:08:27):
And that was the first that was the first time
that I was I'm talking about like I'm talking about.
I'm talking about I ain't got you. I ain't talking
to nobody. I'm talking about. I'm Scott.

Speaker 2 (01:08:43):
Yeah. So you were good. Yes, yeah, but they see
she didn't give you the same respect because things could
have gone.

Speaker 1 (01:08:49):
Left the only thing left probably real quick. I probably
wouldn't have went down there if I knew she had somebody.
I still make Okay, you gotta come, you gotta come
to me, you gotta come to me.

Speaker 5 (01:09:04):
That's that situation from happening.

Speaker 1 (01:09:07):
But but man, oh yo, uh, I don't know what
it is man, and people talk about man bro, oh Joe,
I ain't gonna lie. My grandma and my sister done saying
some prayers for me, because ain't no wait, Bro, if
you actually knew a lot of the stuff, oh Joe,

(01:09:28):
I guarantee you.

Speaker 2 (01:09:29):
I could write a book and y'all would and y'all like.

Speaker 4 (01:09:32):
Man, lie, yeah, you wouldn't believe after stories.

Speaker 1 (01:09:36):
Because people don't believe that the dude walked in on
the chopper. I could get my homeboy bucket and he'll
tell you verbatim what I'm saying. And when I was
asleep and I thought I had sleep paraules and I
just I can hear boys and dude kick the door
off the hinges.

Speaker 2 (01:09:51):
But this happened to me, and that sounds like some
That sounds like some show.

Speaker 1 (01:09:56):
This that I mean flatening the tires and busted out
the windows. Yeah, I ain't gona lie. Oh yo, nothing
happened to me by five times.

Speaker 2 (01:10:05):
Damn five five hunk. You gotta start stop messing with people.

Speaker 1 (01:10:13):
How about you tell me you got a boyfriend, or
how about you tell me you gotta crazy head husband.
I don't, oh Joe, I'm people that they weren't. O Joe,
I ain't doing no background you can't. I'm a background
check your ass.

Speaker 2 (01:10:26):
Not sills. You know, women don't tell the truth. They
tell little white lies. It'll never be the full truth
and truth if they the women that tell you sixty
five seventy of the truth and the other.

Speaker 1 (01:10:38):
Unnack on everybody, O Joe. The chat DIF agrees with
would you pay to fix her car?

Speaker 2 (01:10:46):
Uh?

Speaker 1 (01:10:46):
Seventeen percent? Yeah, I gotta eighty three percent? Say nah
on tripping?

Speaker 4 (01:10:52):
Yeah shit, I would. I wasn't paying pay for who
pay for what?

Speaker 2 (01:10:55):
No? Sir, No, sir, reed ain't listen thing could have
been south. You know, I could have been out there,
We could have been in the car. I could have been.
Ain't no telling what he would have done. And you
think I'm for that? And you done put big arms
away by telling me a little white lion staid and
telling me the truth.

Speaker 4 (01:11:11):
No, sir, matter of fact, I'm surprised you kept dealing
with after that.

Speaker 1 (01:11:15):
Did Oh?

Speaker 2 (01:11:17):
Come on, unc man, she was.

Speaker 5 (01:11:19):
Bad on Joe, O, Joe, you was bad?

Speaker 1 (01:11:23):
Oh she was.

Speaker 2 (01:11:26):
If she was that bad. If she was that bad,
y'all will still be friends. If she was that bad,
y'all be friends. Okay, my bad, my bad. Oh, that's
why you ain't want to say her name. Okay, my bad.

Speaker 1 (01:11:40):
Oh, Joe was happening to be one time and we
walk out in the now. Hold check this out on
Joe back, I go, I go by alias, so I
don't put my.

Speaker 2 (01:11:49):
Real name down. Yeah, hotel, same thing.

Speaker 1 (01:11:56):
You done, drove around flatten all the times, bust the
windows out again.

Speaker 2 (01:12:01):
Well you what you got?

Speaker 5 (01:12:03):
Check this out on yo, dude, bamming on the dough.

Speaker 2 (01:12:08):
How you know what room?

Speaker 5 (01:12:08):
They told him at the front desk.

Speaker 4 (01:12:12):
Oh, that's cardinal at the hotel.

Speaker 2 (01:12:15):
You never get anybody.

Speaker 1 (01:12:18):
No o Joe. So I'm looking at her. I was like,
oh what outside she said, let's go, she said, let's go.
Say okay, So we walk out. Oh, I can't believe

(01:12:40):
you do this to me. I thought you and me
was cool. Oh Joe, So I'm walking like, remember now
this probably like may yeah, now you know I'm probably
so you know how I'm just it's made. I've been
working out three months.

Speaker 4 (01:12:56):
Yeah yeah, yeah yeah yeah. So are you ready? You ready?

Speaker 2 (01:13:01):
I gave old boy a look.

Speaker 1 (01:13:04):
Yeah, this ain't what you want now, she said. By
the time I get to my mama's house and I
get back, because I'm going to eat brunch with him,
my car better be fixed.

Speaker 2 (01:13:23):
Oh but who who? She talking like? She was the blancover.

Speaker 1 (01:13:29):
When we got back from brunch, car was parked in
a mama's driveway and everything was done.

Speaker 2 (01:13:40):
But who was you dating?

Speaker 1 (01:13:41):
What?

Speaker 2 (01:13:42):
Who was she? So?

Speaker 1 (01:13:46):
Y'all understand, y'all talking about yeah, uck being in some trauma,
up being in some trauma.

Speaker 2 (01:13:52):
So excuse me.

Speaker 1 (01:13:54):
It ain't the most trusted because they had unk over
a babe and.

Speaker 2 (01:14:01):
You got you, you got it. You can't you can't
be listening to him like that. Man, you got to
do your homework.

Speaker 1 (01:14:05):
Man, man, oh you got and you look at I
had a chick. Man, I was talking to this chick
and we were cool. She was fine, and I don't
know what I said, yes, sir, oh yoe, mm hmm.

Speaker 5 (01:14:25):
She went up under pillar.

Speaker 2 (01:14:29):
What she had she put it to your Oh y'all,
what you did wrong? Well, you had you had?

Speaker 1 (01:14:45):
I probably oh your god, on the truth, I probably
should have been. I probably should have been, like I said,
my grandma's sister, I probably should have been dead about
six times.

Speaker 2 (01:14:56):
Oh Joe.

Speaker 5 (01:14:56):
We were having yo. We was having a good time.
We were just joking.

Speaker 1 (01:15:00):
And I don't even remember what I said, right, I
don't even remember, because all I remember is that she
went up on the pill and she put that chrome
forty five.

Speaker 2 (01:15:12):
To my head.

Speaker 4 (01:15:14):
And she you know what that reminded me of.

Speaker 2 (01:15:22):
She had a real thing. Oh, man said, Hey, the book,
she said, and to kill you.

Speaker 1 (01:15:36):
You've been, she said, you've been and playing with me
all this time. Oh you had a crazy I'm gonna
let you get your issue and you getting out my
effing house. Don't call me, don't right me. I got

(01:15:56):
my stuff?

Speaker 4 (01:16:00):
Did you did you Did you call her back?

Speaker 2 (01:16:02):
Hell? No, she said, on call on, But did you
at least apologize?

Speaker 1 (01:16:08):
I don't even know what I did. So check this out.
O yo, you know what you did? Oh yo, I
swear I don't to.

Speaker 2 (01:16:15):
This day, samn.

Speaker 1 (01:16:20):
This had this is like early two thousands, twelve thirteen
years later, phone ring.

Speaker 5 (01:16:29):
Yeah, I'm sorry, I said, who is this? She said,
I'm sorry.

Speaker 2 (01:16:38):
I said this?

Speaker 5 (01:16:40):
She said, yeah, she said I was wrong. She said
I was just having.

Speaker 2 (01:16:43):
A bad day. It wasn't nothing. Now, bad, bad, bad day.
You pull a gun out on me, and you having
a bad day. You're having a bad day, and you
pull a gun. You put a gun to the head
that could have went off, but.

Speaker 1 (01:16:54):
You're having a bad day. That was her breaky. She said,
you've been good. She said, you've been good to me.
She said, Shannon, we've been She said, we've been cool
for this. So this this was like we had been.
We had been like fooling around for a minute, for
like like a decade, right.

Speaker 7 (01:17:15):
Yeah, this decade. So she she did that. I ain't
hear him from him for like a minute. Popped up.

Speaker 1 (01:17:29):
She apologized, guess what I do?

Speaker 2 (01:17:35):
Don't tell me you went right back. I went to
see her at work. Man, I'm gone. Man, she put
a gun to your head. Man, God, she didn't mean too,

(01:17:55):
she didn't mean to. Come on, hey, what what was
I have a question?

Speaker 4 (01:18:03):
Was she Mexican? Mexican Ocudian?

Speaker 2 (01:18:06):
She's black?

Speaker 4 (01:18:07):
Okay, okay, okay, okay, Hey, but listen, that's like the
stove being hot.

Speaker 2 (01:18:17):
You know it's hot. You touch the stove. You know
what the stove. I see the burner, I see it's orange.
You know what. I'm gonna go touch it again. I
just want to see if it's still hot. Come on, man,
yeah no, yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:18:30):
You got.

Speaker 2 (01:18:31):
I ain't gonna do it no more. God, Lee, But
you what, Listen, God gave you a test six different times,
and you feel all six of them. Some people don't
even get a chance after woman's wrapped. Some people don't
even get.

Speaker 1 (01:18:50):
Don't apology. We cool, Okay, we're cool. But see I
think people look at me and you're them through up
the bit through some stuff.

Speaker 2 (01:19:05):
Yeah. Boy, listen, boy, I'm glad we did the show
because I get we get to see another side, you know,
outside of just talking sports and and and seeing Shannon
Sharp Hall of Famer, Super Bowl Champion, like there is
there is meating potatoes to the life that we've lived

(01:19:25):
outside of the finished product. People that used to seeing
on the fielding off of it.

Speaker 5 (01:19:30):
I like this.

Speaker 2 (01:19:31):
Oh you like that? Huh oh yeah, I like this.

Speaker 1 (01:19:34):
Niki Grant said, oh, Jo, you want to swim with
killer whales, and you trying to and you trying to
play Shannon for getting busy in the era at least
keeping to make it home from all these activities.

Speaker 2 (01:19:45):
See, I told you I'm gonna make it home too. Yeah,
I am man. People swimming the wild with killer whales
in Norway and New Zealand, that is normal. I live
in I live in Miami. All we have amenates, jellyfish,
and barracuda. Occasionally you'll see a dolphin. The people that

(01:20:05):
live in Norway and New Zealand, they go to the
beach and they swim with the killer whales in the
wild like it's normal, Like it's nothing. Chat If you
look up people swimming with killer whales in the wild,
just look at the videos. Freaking swimmer ladies, ladies swimming
her doing her morning laps in the ocean, neither shore.

(01:20:27):
Goddamn part of killer whales swim up, swim up on
her and swim with her for about for about eighty
ninety meters, like it's like it's normal. Yeah, they don't
attack humans in the wild, now have there have been
incidents where they've attacked trainers and you got yeah, you'll

(01:20:49):
be you'll be angry too if you had to go
through swimming in the goddamn little ass little fishbox.

Speaker 1 (01:20:54):
Hey, faith, Faith said the name of my book, Kuama
of the Baby Arm a memoir by Shuing Sharp.

Speaker 2 (01:21:07):
Many some stuff, boy.

Speaker 5 (01:21:13):
Some stuff.

Speaker 4 (01:21:14):
Listen you you'dn't have been in some stuff. But it
takes one close call.

Speaker 2 (01:21:21):
For me. It takes one close call.

Speaker 1 (01:21:24):
Why I ain't trying to roll the dice no more
you talking about I ain't living matter.

Speaker 2 (01:21:28):
I done lived one hundred lines. But but the fact
that you then then got passed six situations, now understand,
I got a better understanding. Yeah, I ain't gonna ask
you do nothing else. I ain't gonna actually do nothing else. Ye, listen,

(01:21:48):
there's some good.

Speaker 1 (01:21:49):
Story, boy, No more of these stories, because I don't
you know what it's gonna end up being.

Speaker 2 (01:21:55):
In the shade.

Speaker 1 (01:21:55):
Rube the World Star by shout his y'all that have
been in the situation. Man, that's fine, Jenny Abril said,
love watching y'all the best uncle's father figures to have
as both as both of you have daughters, what advice
would you give your twenty sixth year give a twenty
fix year old woman in the dating world what to
watch out for?

Speaker 2 (01:22:18):
Well, that's rough, boy, that's hard. Yeah, listen, I have
a daughter that's twenty five, I have one that's getting
ready to be eighteen, have one that's nineteen. It's very difficult.
It is. It's very difficult to have that conversation because
regardless of what I say as a father, they have
types that they like, they have preferences that they like.

(01:22:41):
I tell them the first thing, you know what, don't
date anyone like your father. Don't date anyone like your father,
like at your age, at your age, are you going
to find someone that you're going to spend your the
rest of your life with? Honestly, let's be realistic, let's
use a lot, let's use common sense. Probably not, Probably not.

(01:23:05):
And I like to be truthful. I don't want to
say your dream. I don't want to say your fairy tale.
It's in a movie.

Speaker 4 (01:23:10):
This is in real life.

Speaker 2 (01:23:12):
The people you're gonna meet right now, you're gonna think
you in love you all this. I don't want to
be the very bad news. Look I want I want
to be realistic. I don't.

Speaker 5 (01:23:23):
Oh, I don't know how the relationship with it with
your daughters.

Speaker 1 (01:23:27):
But my daughter now very very close, very close, and
and and you know she's gonna pick up the phone
and called me, and you know, like a lot of
times like a father son. Well we have that relationship
kind of like with a daughter like daughter like and
so she's very close. And I remember asking her she's
in a relationship that's very serious, and I said, okay,

(01:23:49):
how do you feel, I said. She was like, Daddy,
I'm content. She said, I'm not even interested in another guy.
I said, well, that's the guy for you. Then I said,
I just hope he's got his situation under control. I said,
because you know what she wants in a guy she's
been around her father. I'm extremely disciplined, I'm extremely hard working,

(01:24:09):
I'm very matter of fact, ain't no bull job, I'm
no nonsense.

Speaker 2 (01:24:14):
And she kind of wants that.

Speaker 1 (01:24:16):
I said, but you have to understand, baby, I grew
up in a different time than what he grew up in,
and so the likelihood of you finding a lot of
you know, she likes a lot of things about me.
Obviously there's some things that she don't like about me.
I said, But at the end of the day, baby,
you're gonna have to decide for yourself.

Speaker 2 (01:24:31):
I said.

Speaker 1 (01:24:31):
You're gonna make some mistakes. You're gonna make some mistakes.
Oh yeah, and your dad is gonna be here for you.
But you're gonna have to live and some of the
mistakes that you know, as long as it's not fatal,
I said, but you're gonna have to live your life.
But she's at the age now, oh Joe, that you know, Okay,
I'm serious about this. You know, it's time for me

(01:24:54):
to settle down. It's time for me to have a family.
And you know, people always ask me, what if your daughter.
I said, Look, my daughter grown. I've been once my
daughter had eighteen. I couldn't tell my daughter what to
do anymore. I just me and her mom had done
a good enough job instealing values. I said, But at
the end of the day, she got to make decisions
on her own. Now she's gonna run it by me. Oh,

(01:25:18):
she gonna tell me, Dad, what you think about this baby?
I mean the one time, the only time I remember.
I said, Baby, that guy ain't no good. I said,
he more interested in your last name and that he
can go tell his boys that he he banging Chilling
Job's daughter.

Speaker 2 (01:25:34):
I said, Hey, you don't mean you no good? Baby? Right.

Speaker 1 (01:25:38):
She came to me to let Daddy was right. I said,
maybe I don't. I don't want to be right, but
I can just tell. And for the longest time she
was really She was like, I'm not gonna bring She
never brought anybody. She's only brought two guys around me.
I'm never gonna bring anybody, she said, Dad. The next
man I bring around you I'm really really serious about.

(01:25:59):
And that's why I want to be with. So I've
only met two of a boyfriend.

Speaker 2 (01:26:07):
Damn right, listen, what is this generation? That's what I
told her. It's time here. It's different man now, it's hard.
And what I like to tell mine, you got to
have something going on, so you don't need a man.
You got to have something going on. You got to

(01:26:28):
have something you're doing where you don't need a man.
You just want companionship because if if you're looking for
a dude because you need help, No, with ship, it
ain't never work because you're gonnaways. You're gonna always be
looking for the wrong, the wrong thing. Have your own
stuff going on, so you don't need to depend on
nobody else got.

Speaker 1 (01:26:49):
That's what I told him. I tell my daughters. I said, Look,
you don't need no man. You got a man. I said,
ain't nobody gonna call you out your name and hey,
he puts his hands on you.

Speaker 2 (01:27:01):
You just leave.

Speaker 1 (01:27:03):
It is best that you don't tell me because your
daddy gonna end up in jail.

Speaker 5 (01:27:07):
So just leave, get your stuff. We can deal with everything.

Speaker 1 (01:27:12):
We can deal with everything else, but the first time,
get your stuff and leave. Because whatever whatever, what, I
don't care how much money he got, whatever he promised,
be gone, be gone, because whatever he promised, I got it.

Speaker 5 (01:27:30):
Yeah, So definitely, you know that's the only thing.

Speaker 2 (01:27:33):
Baby.

Speaker 1 (01:27:34):
You're gonna make some mistakes. You're human, We've all got
You're gonna make some mistakes. You're gonna you're gonna think
that he's mister right, and he gonna be everything wrong.
And sometimes the guy that you think mister right mister wrong,
is gonna probably be right, but you're not gonna give
him the opportunity because the one that you thought was
mister right was mister wrong, and he messed it up
for mister Right that you think mister wrong.

Speaker 2 (01:27:55):
Right m hm, and most most of the time mister
Wright is not knowing they want and don't check it
and don't check the damn boxes at all.

Speaker 5 (01:28:06):
All right, guys, we're gonna get out here on this one.

Speaker 2 (01:28:08):
What's up? Uncle? Oh Joe? Love the show.

Speaker 1 (01:28:10):
I was hoping I could get a birthday shout out
from the two ghosts. I turned twenty six, learned a
lot from you guys. Much love TONEE think that's your name.
Happy birthday, babe, Hope you have a great day. Enjoy,
Enjoy your birth Happy birthday. Turn out, Yeah, turn up,
don't turn up too much, but don't be like, don't
be like uh, don't be like, don't be like unk

(01:28:31):
man unk. Gonna live by some lines. Ask me, I'm
a cat. Somebody said you a cat. You don't used
up six h Yeah, I ain't try to use up
no more. I'm trying to take THEE with me. Yeah, Oh,
Yoda got me in some trouble, guys. Thank you for
joining us for another episode of Nightcap. I'm your favorite
sports unk. Please please make sure y'all click that light button.

(01:28:55):
Make sure you hit that subscribe button. The's a fresh
out the box. I've been toiling around.

Speaker 4 (01:29:04):
And oh, that's them polar bears right there.

Speaker 2 (01:29:06):
What you know about them nothing? They're just all white
so they look like a polar bear.

Speaker 1 (01:29:13):
Please please, thank you. Where are we at now, nine
nine fifty two. Thank you for joining us for another
episode of Nightcap. Please make sure you hit that like
subscribe button. I'm your favorite sports tunk. Shannon Shark. Please
make sure y'all subscribe to the Nightcap podcast feed. You
can get it through Club Shay Shape, but Nightcap has
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for joining us.

Speaker 2 (01:29:59):
We'll see you again on Sunday. I'm out, I love y'all.
Good night.

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