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April 16, 2025 38 mins

Bubba Dub is SHOOK — His Cousin Roger Just Got Outta PRISON?!

Bubba Dub kicks off this Wednesday night with wild energy, laughs, and paranoia as he finds out his cousin Roger—YES, the one he snitched on—is outta prison after 7 years! From hilarious escape plans to deep social commentary, Bubba’s all over the place… and we LOVE IT!!

In This Episode:
• Roger’s Return from Prison: Bubba is stressed! He jokes about moving to Mexico, changing his identity, and prays for safety now that cousin Roger is back on the streets.
• Church Roast: Nobody is safe—Bubba flames folks dressing wild for Easter, skipping the offering plate, and catfishing with filters.
• Easter Egg Rant: Eggs too high? Bubba says let the kids hunt ROCKS this year.
• Relationship & Gender Talk: From clowning modern dating rules to shouting out his ride-or-die “Bobbin,” Bubba tells men to hold down the real ones.
• Blessings & Boundaries: Bubba urges viewers to keep their wins quiet—everybody smiling ain’t rooting for you!
• Shoutout to Real Men: He gives props to men raising kids that aren’t theirs, standing on business, and being solid.
• Family & Comedy: Jokes about his closeted cousin spark laughs (and side-eyes), and Bubba closes out by promoting his comedy tour in Kansas City, Chicago, Tacoma, and more!

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Speaker 1 (00:01):
The volume.

Speaker 2 (00:09):
What to do?

Speaker 1 (00:09):
Everybody working to the Bubble Doves Show. Yeah, Wednesday night,
come yeah, come here, hit.

Speaker 2 (00:18):
That like button, it's describe button. Make sure you keep
your notifications turned on. Went over here on the Bubble
Dubs Show.

Speaker 1 (00:24):
Baby Yay.

Speaker 2 (00:26):
Got some disturbing news today. But before I even get
into it, y'all, come on, don't even hit the light button.

Speaker 1 (00:32):
Go ahead.

Speaker 2 (00:38):
Got some disturbing news today. Y'all got a phone call
to day from Roger probasing office. Some of y'all might
know Roger, some of y'all might not. Fork one that
don't know Roger. Hold on it, yeah, only goddamn it.
I ain't got ship to hide, Nikkel. I did that,
and I have no more. Mother can regret.

Speaker 1 (01:00):
It's either you do the crime around me. You gonna
do good? Damn time what it's time for Roger to
come home.

Speaker 2 (01:10):
Y'all got a phone call every day from his probation office.
Roger's coming home and he ain't gonna. Mother think I
can do about it. Ain't nothing I can do about
it at all. I don't understand that he ain't did
for seven years. He ain't there for seven mother fucking years.

Speaker 1 (01:29):
Seven years. He ain't learning shit.

Speaker 2 (01:33):
I thought they got to break you down in there first,
then befolk, they release shoot to see if you are changed. Man,
That motherfucker ain't changed. Oh they hitting him my ainkle monetary.
That ain't gonna stop ship. That motherfucker still gonna be
breaking law. I can call every day, every guy, Damn judge.

(02:01):
I know all the faithors. I done done for you, motherfuckers.
But about the pervert. I talk with the baseball game Jack,
and now I hold on him.

Speaker 1 (02:10):
God damn it. That don't mean nothing out get thanks, I.

Speaker 2 (02:18):
Get for Heaven, for heaven, for helpn my goddamn community out.
I just spit in the face telling me they they
killing me. Stay safe. That's all you can, motherfucking do it.
Tell me and stay safe. Who gonna tell my kids
I'm going down there to Mexico and and that I
got a new face. I got to change my whole

(02:40):
whole identity. Their heaven the fathers would come here today.
I wanna talk to your heavenly father. I wanna let
you know that your children down here are letting.

Speaker 1 (02:52):
Dangerous people wrong.

Speaker 2 (02:54):
Free and they ain't right heaven in their Father, you
want us to be safe, Heaven the Father.

Speaker 1 (02:59):
You don't want nobody to feel nobody.

Speaker 2 (03:01):
But you, Lord, but you know how feel rise your Lord,
Heaven the Father. Why would you let them people relate
to him from the jaws of a lion?

Speaker 1 (03:10):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (03:13):
I don't know Heaven in the Father, but I pray
it's a way we can get him back in there.

Speaker 1 (03:20):
Send me a sign, Heaven the bother damn.

Speaker 2 (03:24):
You see why after come home? They mean I got
to go. It ain't safe to be here no more me.
He's not safe. So I'm gonna gover Mexico. Goddamn, I'm
going down there. I know don't have to get plastic surgery.
So with that being said, I need some of you hoes.
Who's gonna got them bbl's out there?

Speaker 1 (03:42):
Give me your surgeon number.

Speaker 2 (03:44):
I need the best goddamn surgeon number right now because
I got a situation. It was all funny when he
was in jail, But shit DOESNET got real?

Speaker 1 (03:57):
Now? Shit doesnet got real?

Speaker 2 (03:59):
Now?

Speaker 1 (03:59):
Y'all? I got to move around. I ain't got no
muscle the whole roger.

Speaker 2 (04:03):
I know he gonna come home like everything good like
he ain't on that with me no more. But he
I know it. I thought I'd never seen this day.
I thought I could keep doing the show, doing jumping
on the podcasts and traveling in the world, doing whatever
I want to do because he wasn't gonna never come home.

Speaker 1 (04:22):
But shit doesn't change now.

Speaker 2 (04:27):
I can't believe my heaven and father with a lost
something like that. I'm gonna get him and one thing
show help me, God, I'm gonna get him back in jail.

Speaker 1 (04:41):
That's where that motherfucker belong. I know something.

Speaker 2 (04:45):
Y'all come into the pen, come home, you learn a
few things and the ping of titcher. But y'all, motherfucker
can't make no spread like Roger.

Speaker 1 (04:53):
I'm bigger.

Speaker 2 (04:53):
You're a Roger and a pin right now, I'm making
the spread that nigga caugh, I'm not boy, even the
real spread with the tour tail, with with the noodle cheese,
with the beans in the in the hamber coming.

Speaker 1 (05:10):
That's a spread. And motherfucker in the Roger, Roger in rotten.

Speaker 2 (05:16):
Seven years ago, when I Handnigging to him to the police,
I Handnigga.

Speaker 1 (05:20):
To him on a ply. Y'all got how much shit out?
Talking much shit?

Speaker 2 (05:24):
I went to It was stitching on my own cuzin
people they want me around no more.

Speaker 1 (05:31):
They was scre of me. God, damn man, that's the
way I was going.

Speaker 2 (05:35):
When I called the dope man and tell him I
needed three point five, I got that motherfucker free.

Speaker 1 (05:43):
I don't find taking that stand, y'all, I don't. I'm
a j C.

Speaker 2 (05:49):
Piggy warn Sue having a nickel das me, I'd be
writing court clean.

Speaker 1 (05:53):
Then the motherfucker, see, duge, what you going to this morning? Shit? Court?

Speaker 2 (05:58):
You thought I would going to churchill? Them people going
for instant And we'll get.

Speaker 1 (06:01):
To that in a minute.

Speaker 2 (06:04):
For y'all think I'm going to church the way I
be going to these court rooms, coming go right in
there and tell that on your ass.

Speaker 1 (06:12):
Good.

Speaker 2 (06:12):
But damn, if I brew up with you, you could
be my brother, nigga. If you have committed the crime,
you will do the time, I promise. Shit, it's another shit. Besides,
I'm dealing with that. God ain't pleased with y'all niggas. Man.

Speaker 1 (06:28):
God ain't pleasing with y'all, nigga.

Speaker 2 (06:29):
Y'all running around here fake as faith and eyelasses, fake asses,
fake tits, fake faith everything.

Speaker 1 (06:36):
God ain't pleasing with y'all fake asses.

Speaker 2 (06:41):
You motherfuckers ain't been to church all year, but now
you want to run up there on insta and sit
on the front o pruit. You get your ass in
the back with the rest.

Speaker 1 (06:52):
Of the death.

Speaker 2 (06:55):
You women going around these short ass dresses up there
in the church, and ain't ain't no women work, women
don't wear slips no more. And you can't see nothing
but but but bowless cat up under there, you in
church showing bowless cat. And you don't think I'm gonna
break the uncles. Shit, I ain't heard ship the piles
saying I'm looking at the monkey.

Speaker 1 (07:18):
Come commith God, damn right. You're trying to give me
something on church ground. It talks, Just someone to tell
me I pray for it and the herdags.

Speaker 2 (07:32):
You stop taking beggage of my Opportuitis you alive? A
lot of you niggas trying to put on Gonna get
me a soup, gonna get me a suit.

Speaker 1 (07:42):
I'm going with the church. You ain't been going, niggle,
you ain't been cawling on it.

Speaker 2 (07:45):
Now you want to say that, tell me now you
you're going to be seen dad.

Speaker 1 (07:51):
You're going to be seen. Niggle, you ain't trying to
nothing pasta talking about.

Speaker 2 (07:58):
Y'all got to stop direspecting my heaven and the Father
like that, going up and now and then don't want
to put no money in the church, but they can.

Speaker 1 (08:04):
But praying to God to bless you with a good job.
Now he will not you praying the guy.

Speaker 2 (08:15):
God bless me with a good church, to bless me.
And then you go right to church and don't give
him nothing. Damn fool, you know, ain't lying the vestal?

Speaker 1 (08:29):
Why got a nigga on my line? Ain't a vesta?

Speaker 2 (08:31):
I bet you forty nine and up no vesta hollers
you found. I bet you'll la vesta forty nine? Bet
you that's the old school. N ain't now lovesta or
l vesta whoop.

Speaker 1 (08:42):
Of nigga heads.

Speaker 2 (08:46):
Aylster whooping nigga ass on his chair line?

Speaker 1 (08:49):
Shit you say, I'll be what's up? Eathy eggs so
goddamn high for Easter? My grandma say the kids ain't
easter hunting?

Speaker 2 (08:58):
We hunt, we hunting rocks. Ain't no, ain't no more
putting that down on them good ass eggs. That ship
they look less than fifty five told you appreciate you
for them watching the show man. I appreciate it from
the bottle of my heart. But ain't no Easter egg
hunt this year. My kids are hunting rocks. Don't god

(09:19):
damb eggs.

Speaker 1 (09:20):
Going on bacon and sandwiches and kicks and pie. Shit.
They not gonna be putting no damn down on good eggs.

Speaker 2 (09:27):
I don't know white folks started that ship. That's put
this color the eedge. No, let's eat the goddamn egg.

Speaker 1 (09:36):
Baill the eggs. That's white folt shit. Niggas.

Speaker 2 (09:38):
Don't boill shit with fry, with fucking fry. We ain't
balling shit. H looks like these kids for a parting.
Now you're balling it real, God damn fang the water
missed up. You gotta ball the water fur fuck at all?
That They wasn't boiling their back then, why we're boiling

(10:01):
the now? Shick of this old new new way ass ship.
Check up it, man, The holes out of line, the
whole of them set boundary.

Speaker 1 (10:15):
Now. I don't know what you've been told, but I
got a ninety day rule. What kind of naggy day
I did?

Speaker 2 (10:21):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (10:21):
I got a naty day rule? Well, I don't have
ship New York.

Speaker 2 (10:27):
It's that relationship. Oh sitting in you in voice, I
don't look got damn got them dealers. I will buy
you breakfast out.

Speaker 1 (10:36):
Chicks, lady, and he's got and ship. I want get back.

Speaker 2 (10:43):
We go up first, two, three, Hey, you don't give
me no clue after that. God damn, it's time to
give up the goods.

Speaker 1 (10:48):
Baby.

Speaker 2 (10:50):
Don't you get to know he No, I'm like fucking strangers.
If I get to know you, get relationship is Oh,
don't want to know you of Wuhi, I got Barberlin,
got Damni Barbolne, the best guy.

Speaker 1 (11:05):
Damn things doesn't happened me. That busted biscuits, stomach looking motherfucker.
She still got it going on, Barbilin.

Speaker 2 (11:19):
She worn them cat soups and all that shit is
everything look together when she take that ship off. Their
stomach unfold like busted biscuits and just what I'm never
gonna pick him up? Came.

Speaker 1 (11:33):
I called Barboleon my mon goose, because she be killing
this poor brother. Tell me, Barble, I met what I said.

Speaker 2 (11:41):
When you bring your old rabbit mind juice ass over
him and me ain't worrying about the kids. The grandkids
or nobody here. Yeah, gonna put your little gold scar
phone that you like, put your little rollers in, and
I'm to go die too on your ass.

Speaker 1 (11:56):
Yet from me.

Speaker 2 (11:58):
Don't give a damn what pastor told y'all. Pass something day.
It's windstall hole, it's a week.

Speaker 1 (12:03):
Come. Let me grind on you. Let me hold on you.
They been bobbing you at work, robber inn, don't worry
about it. Come on over here. I'm gonna rub on
your bunyance. I'm gonna rob on.

Speaker 2 (12:13):
God damn, come on a different type one, nickel. I'm
gonna go and get your car and fill it up.

Speaker 1 (12:18):
Barble in.

Speaker 2 (12:19):
That's the kind of nigger I am. Yeah, I'm gonna
give you some money to push. You can put some
minutes on your phone. You know your kids been trying
to get your iPhone, but you don't know how to
work it good.

Speaker 1 (12:29):
That's the way I like.

Speaker 2 (12:30):
Keep it android hole, That's the way I look at it.
I'm got time you trying to face time me. I
got one of them over on, your little young slickers
up into something bit and now you in your feelings.

Speaker 1 (12:39):
Now I don't want that. I like the relationship.

Speaker 2 (12:41):
The way it is between me and you bobbled in
as long as you gonna change out, and when you
old last, come over here, you on the my rules. Now,
I'm a big dog over here.

Speaker 1 (12:53):
You pull you come over, push that ass up for
your boss, Tim. I'm gonna give you what you want.

Speaker 2 (13:00):
I'm gonna have you going back to the hire singing
and hymns and songs and shit, your whole song. Don't
want to know what doesn't die into you. Goddamn it.
You're telling me your class mate know what he's doing. Yeah, NK,
I got your mama jumping off the monkey board. Now, well,

(13:23):
even what they do famly, Josh, what the do.

Speaker 1 (13:27):
I'm doing?

Speaker 2 (13:27):
What's up my brother? Damn right, I'm a car fight,
but I'm not bullshit to Johnson crew? What he do?
You gotta have boundaries when people come over. Now, this
shit trying to tell me she trying to make a
real nigga weak. Nine days before you could have sick,
I said, bitch, you gonna make the You're gonna make

(13:49):
the light beer company. Wait ninety days before you make
a payment duty. Now, God damn it sent him down.
Good right, I wasn't me in your light side and write.
But if you fuck up, I'll turn your lives off
like like on future.

Speaker 1 (14:04):
Turn off the lights. I'm looking for shay you.

Speaker 2 (14:10):
Sometime we miss how blessing man, but trying to bless
somebody else. See God only blessing you, but you're trying
to take the blessing he giving you you trying to
give it to somebody else.

Speaker 1 (14:22):
It don't look like that. Do you hear what I said?

Speaker 2 (14:27):
It? Sometime we miss our blessing. I'm trying to bless
somebody else. God trying to help you right now? God
doesn't bless you for something, and you got so much
love in your heart you want to take that blessing
and give it to somebody else. But the person you're
trying to get it to him ain't worthy, don't deserve
or blessing.

Speaker 1 (14:46):
Do you hear me?

Speaker 2 (14:48):
Just like when you get good news, Oh, man, I
got the job. Oh that's what's up. Down, that's what's up.
Call that same person and tell somebody man, you know
such and such done got shot for real?

Speaker 1 (15:00):
God, damn, where what happened? Talk took me? Howk took me? Now?

Speaker 2 (15:03):
You see that they want gonna talk about the evilness
they gonna wanna talk about the good. See, you got
to learn how to stay away from people like that.
You gotta learn how to stay away from people who
gonna want to grow.

Speaker 1 (15:16):
They don't want a mother. Some people just wanna get
a one hundred thousand dollars.

Speaker 2 (15:21):
That shit, They gonna nothing else. They gonna want one
hundred thousand dollars with good health or none of that.
They just want a hundred thousand.

Speaker 1 (15:28):
I don't give that.

Speaker 2 (15:29):
If you wanted five thousand dollars, but you wanted good health,
it's growth. You got five thousand, but you got growth,
you got.

Speaker 1 (15:35):
They gonna want to grow.

Speaker 2 (15:38):
So stop telling people your ideas. Stop telling people your ideas,
Stop telling people your next move. Papa say, gonna let
your left hand know what you it's doing. Sometimes it
besically keep good news to yourself, because you could tell
that good news to evil spirit people and what you

(16:01):
pray for, what you have on work out for you,
because you went around your mouth. Sometime it's best keep it,
keep it to yourself. That's how I'd be happening for sometime.
I'd be having good news. I want to tell somebody,
and I tell somebody and it don't go.

Speaker 1 (16:18):
Through it like I thought it would do. So I
learned to keep my mother can mind closed. That's how
I lost my holes.

Speaker 2 (16:25):
One time I told one of my bottles of mine
about this cheek man that motherfucker got that.

Speaker 1 (16:34):
He went and got it for hisself. Not only did
he win and gig it for hisself, he married. You
know how I.

Speaker 2 (16:43):
Fucking feel feel like don't bo body never opened my mouth.
I could still be getting what I was getting, but
I thought I was being real and running my mouth. See,
you can't do that in this game. Sometimes you got
to be why and good things are helping.

Speaker 1 (17:03):
True story that shit happened to me, man, True story,
that shit happened to you. Boy. So from now I
gonna say a mother a thing or what about my
personal ship? When I got going, I don't say shit.
He'll know, he'll know. Y'all talking to me?

Speaker 2 (17:20):
How y'all feeling though, because nearly is what they do.
My guy Vaper were pulling hood Blake is a five step.
Y'all already know what the Laker's gonna do to Minoesoura
we gonna win that series and six we're not never
really to talk about. They couldn't beat them Boys and six.
Now the series, I'm dying to Washington City Rockets in
the Warriors. That's gonna be a motherfucking match up. I'm

(17:43):
telling you, Rockets in the Warrior that's the one that's
gonna be one fucking ages.

Speaker 1 (17:47):
But for the Lakers, no beating them Boys and six.
Telling you right now, Julius Ronder, he'll blown head casket.
And that's why you go ut gletting him going. Y'all,
woman know.

Speaker 2 (18:02):
The reason why Julie running left before cause at the
time he a blonde head gasket.

Speaker 1 (18:10):
Look good, budd he's running hot. Thermas stas sticking on.
Julius round.

Speaker 2 (18:17):
There, the thermostat sticking and follow my old school's only
hood that got calls.

Speaker 1 (18:20):
Don't what I'm talking about when I say your thermbstat sticking.
That's Julie roundo. Mean, everybody ain't a man.

Speaker 2 (18:34):
A man gonna do him at man gonna shoot ten
fifteen three is a game. He gonna shoot him right
out the motherfucker too. You let's believe that now that
white boy lucle it's a bast some more billy whole
from white man can't jump this local.

Speaker 1 (18:53):
The whole had a gambling problem, lucal gout of what
a hookah problem? Shit, Luca, you.

Speaker 2 (19:01):
Hear to come out with your own hookah? Remember I
said at first, the Luca hookle.

Speaker 1 (19:05):
Yell, here you go.

Speaker 2 (19:12):
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already know how it's gonna be. Somebody says, Clutz burn out.
You damn right, Clut's gonna bring out around his mother
to watching this show. Then you know it's being presented
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Speaker 1 (19:32):
What's you waiting on? What's something of y'all waiting on?
Y'all need help trying to do this?

Speaker 2 (19:35):
Or what?

Speaker 1 (19:36):
Talk to me? I got you do it? Know it's
a couple of people been hitting me up and we
have confirmed it.

Speaker 2 (19:41):
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Speaker 1 (19:46):
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Speaker 2 (19:48):
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had just signed up. I'm letting you know right now
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Speaker 1 (20:10):
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Speaker 2 (20:15):
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Speaker 1 (20:20):
The bubble Dub show and shit, there he is.

Speaker 2 (20:23):
Now, now let's get back to what I was talking
about earlier, about the church that became a fashion show.

Speaker 1 (20:30):
Now, man, people want to worry and people can work
what they want to worry.

Speaker 2 (20:34):
The Bible say, come as you are, but y'all you
and our well, No, I feel like now because you
you some of y'all, I might believe in gods. Some
of y'all don't. That's your business. I can't judge nobody.
I don't have no heaven, no no hell to put
nobody in. But with that being said, man, I feel
like church now, man, it got a bad stick on
it because of certain people. That's because everything on camera. Now, man,

(20:54):
you know you got the pastors out here buying pussy
and rightfless. So I'd rather pass up some pussy then.

Speaker 1 (21:01):
Buy some meat.

Speaker 2 (21:02):
I'm just it's just me, even though it, excuse me,
is wrong, but that's just me. That's where I would robber.
Two wrongs don't make it right though, I get that,
but I feel like it's a bad stepma on the
church now, man, Like.

Speaker 1 (21:13):
Man, nobody go on church man. They all riding and
they all just stealing. Some of it true, some of
it is not. Some pastors are legit and they doing
God's word. Man. And we should never let the devil
come in to.

Speaker 2 (21:26):
Make us not want to go if we believe in God,
you know, whoever relationship, we have got to serve God
or pay our tithes. Now, I one thing I do
agree with, and this is my motto. You know, if
you read the Bible, if you into it, the Old
Testament was ten percent. Well, if we live in under
the New Testament, it's say grace and mercy. That's why

(21:48):
I don't understand what these pastors keep talking about. Now,
put you ten percent in that was old testament, Nickel,
if we up under the new while we going back
on the old. So I understand where some of y'all
be coming from with that, though I feel like that's
game like. But that's a that's another story for another day.
But I'm just talking about for me and what I
see and where I'm from. I see people only going

(22:11):
to church just to be seen so they could take pictures.

Speaker 1 (22:13):
I was the church today.

Speaker 2 (22:15):
Look at my dress, look at my ship. That's fake
to me, that's fake. You you, you, you perpetrating, you
hypocrite man. I thought you supposed to go to church
and hear the word man and ask God to give
you your seeing that we committed.

Speaker 1 (22:29):
I know, I see it every day. I'm a singer.

Speaker 2 (22:32):
I'll never give up here and say I'm perfect, I'm
a saint, because I know I'm not. I ain't for
to pretend to say I am. I'm gonna flow individual.
I'm gonna always be flawed, that's me. But I'm gonna
always do more.

Speaker 1 (22:44):
Good than I do bad. I bet you that.

Speaker 2 (22:48):
I bet you that I'm gonna always do more good
than I do bad. And that's the problem with some
of the world right now. Man, A lot of people
just want.

Speaker 1 (22:57):
To do bad, bad, bad, bad bad bad. Don't want
like that.

Speaker 2 (23:00):
A lot of people that do bad think they getting
blessings because they got money.

Speaker 1 (23:06):
Yeah, you got devil for bless you. What's some money?

Speaker 2 (23:08):
Yeah, hell but God money make it happy. Ain't sleep
with the devil money. You always gotta up all night
tossing and turning. Never know when that's gonna be hopeful.
But when you're working with the good log or blessings.

Speaker 1 (23:23):
Over him, ain't nothing no worry about.

Speaker 2 (23:25):
Come, why you men watching this show. You got some
good women in your lives.

Speaker 1 (23:33):
Man.

Speaker 2 (23:34):
They cook for your funk ass. They take care of
your kids that ain't fails. They give you hair cutting
money when you ain't have it.

Speaker 1 (23:40):
God damn. They shut your thing up when you don't
deserve to be sucked. God damn it.

Speaker 2 (23:44):
Telling me, you men watching this show right now, you
need to be in their hoog and the kissing on
your woman right God damn now, because she shoot because
she could have been kissing.

Speaker 1 (23:51):
On somebody else. Nigger, tell me your mind. I'm gonna
shake this shit up the night.

Speaker 2 (24:00):
Some of you niggas need to be in the living
room right now kissing your old lady right goddamn now,
because she could be kissing somebody else because you ain't
been doing a motherfucking thing, nigga, You being in the way,
and she stood by your side.

Speaker 1 (24:15):
Ass time.

Speaker 2 (24:19):
We do right by the ones that do right by us.
And I'm talking to myself. If I ain't talking to
nobody else.

Speaker 1 (24:25):
I'm talking to myself.

Speaker 2 (24:28):
Ladies, got a good man, go to work, they come home.
You ain't the same motherfucker that he married or or
with you wondering all that goddamn makeup. Now all they
got damn filters.

Speaker 1 (24:43):
You don't know who you is. Done got that more.

Speaker 2 (24:45):
Now you're trying to live them to the end that
oh shit, fuck all that. Let the world know you
really got rolls. Bit your stomach ain't flat like that.
You really got rolls.

Speaker 1 (24:58):
Right there.

Speaker 2 (25:00):
We see them all the time when you take your
clothes off, we see what the white don't see the work.

Speaker 1 (25:04):
Thank you a bad bitches, but you really now you
have it's out of trouble, hope. It's the first squab
you got. Holls, bitch.

Speaker 2 (25:16):
Joe.

Speaker 1 (25:19):
I'll take it at this angle.

Speaker 2 (25:20):
Now, I'll let them sing the real you bitch all
your nigga want to fuck my old lady. Bitch y'all
really want this goddamn retarded mother fuck this. I'm kill
I bet you bring this tall mother fucking back.

Speaker 1 (25:32):
I bet you. I bet you.

Speaker 2 (25:40):
Ladies, do right by your man. He ain't beating your
ass like your lab boyfriend were doing.

Speaker 1 (25:47):
Damn it, you got you. Nigga took you in, you
and your kids here. You was hiding there. That nigga
came into you live. He was just working at McDonald
but he still came in and took you in. Now
he has moved all the way up. Now he's super.

Speaker 2 (26:02):
Five now yeah big man, yeah, big five, Yeah, big spike, Yeah,
type of spiky McDonald A charge of goddamn. I want
to nigga up. That man did that jail, So you
show that man some love and respect tonight. That's in
your home, that's taking cur of kids that ain't here. Yea, yeah,

(26:22):
nigga men taking care of kids that ain't there. You
real hero in my eyes, man, Not no drug dealer,
not nobody who made means a dollar playing basketball.

Speaker 1 (26:30):
None of that.

Speaker 2 (26:31):
A real man to me is a nigga going to
another man family and take care of business when they
ain't here. That's a real nigga. Real nigga take care
of their kids. Real nigga under thy father and thy
mother to death. Real niggas treat women with respect. Real

(26:51):
nigga treat holes with what they are.

Speaker 1 (26:59):
That's what doing. Real man.

Speaker 2 (27:02):
You ain't even gotta be your child, but you're gonna
teach you from right from wrong. Yeah, help a real
man doing when the real man is gonna come back.

Speaker 1 (27:10):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (27:10):
Some of these men that y'all seeing, y'all real, y'all
not real behind cold though y'all fucking with them.

Speaker 1 (27:18):
H it's here now, that's what you do. That's your business.
You ain't real nia, she'll think it. Real ones. Come
out and let the world know you that this is
what you like. That's what you should do.

Speaker 2 (27:32):
My cousin, you know who he is. Love you can deal, Yeah,
but you know you're here. Wait, nigga, come out. I'm
still say still love you, nigga. Ain't nothing gonna change,
But I don't even know what's throwing.

Speaker 1 (27:42):
On you got them punk boy, I ain't ride through
here and ride through that box or nothing.

Speaker 2 (27:48):
That's one thing about them kind of people that they
show love and respect. They gonna bother nobody.

Speaker 1 (27:52):
Don't do that.

Speaker 2 (27:52):
Boy like that, man, boy, love you have brought about
your motherfucking call boy, keep you dripped down and design
them each and every motherfucking day trying to get you
buy some shit from TikTok. The guta had nine eyes
on it, but damn it, you didn't want it. That
boy coming through and bought you that goots and you
jumping up for joys.

Speaker 1 (28:08):
Shit, he ain't clean. You know you lying in the club.
Lovely ho bloody niggles, that's what you love. That's what
she listen. Oh boy, you brought them nils question. Then

(28:31):
when we go to the lines, kick it the park
over on the other side with his shiit jumping. I
seen y'all.

Speaker 2 (28:37):
I'm watching y'all look at each other across a shit
him mother, why he just won't go ahead and tell me, bamn, look,
that's what I'm in that.

Speaker 1 (28:47):
I'm gonna bight the nigga for Thanksgiving. I ain't no
hagel got love for them kind of people.

Speaker 2 (28:54):
I'm gonna invite the nigga off for Thanksgiving, Fam, but
you won't even bring it.

Speaker 1 (28:57):
Bring it. I took a world and know.

Speaker 2 (29:04):
How y'all feeling tonight. Man, I'm going through some things. Man,
my cousin won't come out. The closet is bothering me.

Speaker 1 (29:09):
I don't know if be scared of not. Y'all love him.
I'm gonna joke about it, but I love him. It
ain't nothing of that boy. I know you you.

Speaker 2 (29:18):
I know.

Speaker 1 (29:20):
This nigga got me.

Speaker 2 (29:21):
This nigga got Jordan's that camello Anthony ain't got. But
I know that boy got connections. I really want a
high lego boy, and whatever you're doing, I appreciate it.

Speaker 1 (29:36):
Now.

Speaker 2 (29:36):
My cousin ain't never been glowing like that. My cousin
blowing like he's pregnant. You know what I'm saying. He
putting on the show man, it's old girl. Naw, that
ain't man, it's spam.

Speaker 1 (29:47):
And that's okay. It's all look up over him, mat
what jeh him more? I shocked for the reunion.

Speaker 2 (29:53):
You know that now?

Speaker 1 (29:57):
You know what I'm saying, like, Yeah, I'm gonna tell
his mama.

Speaker 2 (30:05):
I'm gonna tell you Amy that hut junior like juniors.
She ain't gonna believe it, not God shit you.

Speaker 1 (30:15):
They ain't got no job.

Speaker 2 (30:16):
He ain't hustling waiting ships from m hmm, you said
you you got right? Hey, baby mama wasn't line shit
all this time. My cousin, Baby Mama wasn't lying that
boy is that way? I know it?

Speaker 1 (30:32):
I know it. Mm hmm. I knew. I knew what song.
I knew it. How y'all doing though?

Speaker 2 (30:42):
Man? Man Friday night, Man, y'all can catch me in
Kansas City, man with the ones toward the T Mobile Center. Man,
it's going down, man, I mean, y'all got to come
out to the show man boy doing this motherfucking thing.

Speaker 1 (30:54):
They got your boy going up like second and third,
but this Soka Man, I won't give a boy what
you brought me. I won't do my gel like.

Speaker 2 (31:05):
It don't matter how many motherfucker pills I taped with
the whole I'm still gonna give you. Sell me Yeah,
Saturday night, just me and Yayo, I mean the windy
seat and baby Yeah at the wind trust or Ringle
y'all yayo going down, baby Yes, Chicago Yayo and I'm
bringing the police with me.

Speaker 1 (31:26):
Commute. I know, how y'all get doing? Pull up on
your board, man, it's going down. Man, how y'all feeling
the night? Wednesday night? No, some little player in game
to night.

Speaker 2 (31:37):
You know you can catch me and Tacama, Washington Mega
Night in the Mega tenth at the Tacoma Comedy Club.
Drag them tickets. Man, Yeah, you see your boy? Yeah,
supersun commut ain't I'm here in Seattle. Might get another
NBA team, man, that's what I'm hearing. I ain't gonna
say that. I talked to Gary Payton and that's what
he told me. Man, Seattle will be getting another team.

(31:58):
I don't know when, but it's definitely in the works.
So but yeah, man, just me coming to a city
near you. Yeah, I'm excited. Man, y'all should be excited. Man.

Speaker 1 (32:09):
Uh, it's it's just April. It's gonna be made. Man.

Speaker 2 (32:14):
The drafting a couple a couple of next week, two weeks,
drafting a couple of weeks. I'm hearing at the door
might go six. I'm hearing the Saints might move up
to the sixth spot and raft just what I'm here,
I'm here in camp, wore going number one on for
sure number two. I'm definitely hearing traffs hunger going too.
But uh but shout out to all the players that

(32:34):
getting drafted this year, man. Shout out to all the
players who ain't gonna get drafted, but gonna go on
and still make them up on the team and do
your thing.

Speaker 1 (32:43):
Shout out to everybody out.

Speaker 2 (32:44):
There that is just working hard period. I ain't looking
for no handouts. I ain't hating no nobody, ain't. I
ain't trying to stop nobody from from from succeeding in life.
Shout out to y'all.

Speaker 1 (32:54):
Man. Shot to somebody who ain't shot nobody.

Speaker 2 (32:56):
Guy the end of the day, if you can use
the shooting people and you ain't shooting nobody, they god
damnit shot after you though, real tall man.

Speaker 1 (33:04):
Too much violence going on. I don't trying to nigga.
Get tired of harming people. Don't tryallnigg get tired.

Speaker 2 (33:09):
Of line, don't tryall mamast, get tired of crying. Don't
you get tired of a lot of shit.

Speaker 1 (33:13):
Won't stop it. I can stop it, y'all. See that
ship down here.

Speaker 2 (33:20):
Each time that mortuary heck all these dead bodies just
laying in everywhere.

Speaker 1 (33:24):
Disrespectful. Mother. That's what y'all do to the dead. Now,
I know they did and gone, but you ain't got
to they bodies out like that, y'all. We gonne lost
our mores. Man, I don't know.

Speaker 2 (33:46):
Some people thought it was funny, But what if if
your family metter What for your grandma or grandpa, mother, dad?

Speaker 1 (33:50):
They just had laying out anywhere. Man, I don't know.
I don't I don't even know what to say. They
no more on certain stuff.

Speaker 2 (34:01):
Man.

Speaker 1 (34:03):
You know, you get older, certain shit ain't funny to
you no more. How y'all feel about that though, Man,
talk to me.

Speaker 2 (34:15):
So when I said my work a sleeping day, chot
after LEVELSA saltatory and chef made pre what it do
fam Yeah, man, it just she got the same no more, man,
shit different. You can't even really the weeds y'all smoking now,
you can't got to watch it. They putting fitting all
on it.

Speaker 1 (34:31):
Man. Sh It's just so dangerous these days.

Speaker 2 (34:33):
Man. That's the part of the reason why I don't
want Roger coming home. It's like this motherfucker eats.

Speaker 1 (34:38):
Cereal with water.

Speaker 2 (34:40):
Anybody that eats cereal with water is capable of anything.

Speaker 1 (34:46):
And that's what I'm screaming to the goddamn pro basing officers.

Speaker 2 (34:49):
Any eat serious with water, it's anything. All the hard
work I did to get my cousin in jail. So boys, ship, y'all,

(35:09):
I ain't I ain't feeling this shit.

Speaker 1 (35:12):
No, mo, Man, I ain't safe. I know I ain't safe.

Speaker 2 (35:15):
Like I know, Man, I can college serve the department
to day and told him, Man, I need motherfuckers up
and down my block expeditiously like it's scared soil. I
can figure some shit out, man, because I know, I know,
I know that boy. That boy gonna be out to me, man,
and he ain't listening. And he had no O g
in nugg really schooling like he had no old school.

(35:38):
And they're like, hey, bro, what what what went on
in the outside world? Man?

Speaker 1 (35:41):
Let that go when you come home. Like, I know
Roger really want to do something to me, man.

Speaker 2 (35:46):
I know.

Speaker 1 (35:49):
That's why I'm I'm gonna set some bag out for him. Yeah,
I know, I know he missed it. Yeah, I know
he ain't gonna like the outside world. It's different.

Speaker 2 (35:58):
He can't control. Yeah, I'm gonna get him. I'm gonna
have some bay up for that nigga. He because I
know he can come home for a couple of days
on lay low, and then he gonna want to get
back in the streets. And when that nigga get back
in the streets, I'm gonna get him back in his sale.
That's what I'm gonna do, Damn right. Yeah, yeah, I'm
gonna get that nigga.

Speaker 1 (36:18):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. He going back to jail. He
can leave. That's gonna need to be in the free world.

Speaker 2 (36:23):
Hell now, he will. He was born to be in jail.
Try to my people in Memphis, made my security guard.
They ain't gonna be able to handle Roger and his crew,
you know what I'm saying. So yeah, I'm gonna give
him one by one, go, I'm gonna get them niggas
back in jail one by one.

Speaker 1 (36:40):
He gonna start losing.

Speaker 2 (36:41):
Crew member after motherfucking crew member to the police department.
That's what I'm gonna do. I'm gonna start shitting them
the niggas up, Damn right. Because Roger been gone on
a minute and and and he was on powder. Well
he went, so I'm gonna make sure he gets some
greg ay motherfucking powder too, and right up here goddamn nose.
When he do, he's gonna start slipping. That's that's what

(37:03):
I'm gonna get him. Oh smaller than one wag of
skinner cat. Y'all, dove gonna be all right.

Speaker 1 (37:09):
This thing came to me. Now I'm gonna get niggas
some great height, motherfucker power community. Get him chrying of white,
that's what he's getting, straight, chying of white. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (37:28):
Roger triving ladies, Roger Rabbit, Roger trying cousin, Roger Lady Sai.

Speaker 1 (37:32):
I love it, oh more, I love it man. Y'all
be careful out her. Man. It's a lot going on
out here in the world, man, or it's a lot
going on.

Speaker 2 (37:40):
Watch your surrounders, Watch your people, Watch the people that
say hey love you, watch him too, Watch everybody man.

Speaker 1 (37:47):
Watch your girl. Yeah, watch you girl. Man. She says
she's trying to little weight, but the bitch still snatching.
Do you hear me?

Speaker 2 (37:54):
She says she's trying to lose weight, but she's sticky snacking.
Watch everybody, man, Yeah, leave that. Thank you for tuning
in tonight's show Man, Peace and love and bless the
mouth mhm
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