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August 9, 2024 41 mins

It’s Friday, and Bubba Dub ain’t happy about Team USA’s 95-91 victory over Nikola Jokic and Serbia. You have LeBron James, Steph Curry, and Kevin Durant. You’re supposed to win every game by 20!! TRASHH!!

Next, Dub GOES OFF on Jerry Jones pretending not to think about paying Dallas Cowboys star wide receiver, CeeDee Lamb. You’re not gonna be around forever, Jerry!! Pay dem boyz!!

After, Bubba talks about his time doing stand up in Louisiana in front of comedy legends Dave Chappelle and Katt Williams. Many comedians took the stage, but all eyes were on BUBBA!!

Finally, Dub gives us another HILARIOUS Hell Nahh segment and gives Trashh of the Day to his own cousin!!

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Speaker 1 (00:01):
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Speaker 2 (00:08):
Welcome back to the Bubbadub Show today Friday. I know
some of your MOBOs they want to go to work,
but you had to because you ain't got no more pto.
You gonna use the all up this summer and you
ain't go no mother then well, nevertheless, though, hit the
like buddy, it's a subscribe button. Yeah y'all been doing

(00:29):
y'all been doing good lately. Look we can do better though,
Let's keep it going. You know our regord, how I'm
start to show off the day with our team USA trash.

Speaker 1 (00:39):
I heard down thirteen down thirteen and had to syrup.

Speaker 2 (00:43):
You That won't even make no sense. You got lebron
kad steph m b Nappy Nick heaven ass and you
mean telling me you.

Speaker 3 (00:51):
Down to syrup You're thirteen bullshit Steve Kurr, you ain't
coaching now another damn dream team if you asked me,
got Jason takeum over rocking on the bench.

Speaker 1 (01:02):
Point me in the damn game.

Speaker 2 (01:04):
You see the stars with bullshitting. Bring in some fresh legs.
You tell Lebrun got hit legs, got more miles doing
are playing on his body? Carry two d rent too,
brain getting them youngsters bringing Jason takeum bring and holler
Burton let him play.

Speaker 1 (01:22):
God, Damn, I don't.

Speaker 2 (01:23):
Know even though we want, I get it. We came back,
but it shouldn't be no damn coming back when you
should be all ready in the damn league. Now, who
over on serprayo right now? Na'venna player on Serbia right now?
This better than anything we got, including the players on
our beach and now our wait my point exactly, nobody

(01:43):
every time I look around Team US say is down.
That is pure bullshit. The dream team will never be
gound to the damn these type of players, y'all playing
right now, But y'all want to be in the hotel
room playing card and gambling and doing all this other
bulls shit when you need to be out the practice, y'all,
team un say, need some good old ass practice go on.

(02:06):
Just want to know every damn practice going there ain't
no way y'all should be down like this. Got me
scared and shit thinking y'all ain't gonna win goal. Then
all of a sudden, Curry got to go out and
be got the go off. He about to blow a
damn knee, you know, and be got bad knee about
the blow a damn knee to go out there and
win the game.

Speaker 1 (02:24):
Y'all should be winning.

Speaker 2 (02:25):
By twenty and thirty points every damn game. If you
asked me, col you Jason Tatum last night. Man, I
get it, some games you ain't gonna need them, but
last the game after that, damn, y'all get you one.
Y'all need the Jason table.

Speaker 1 (02:40):
Man.

Speaker 2 (02:40):
Y'all needed that. Y'all needed him on the floor because
one thing about take him? He great on one on one.
I know he liked to stall the ball out, you know,
and all this and that, But Kurk, come on, man,
you gotta put the guy in the game. Man. You
gonna kill his confidence right now. He ain't even wanna
be there no damn more. You ad me him on
holler Burt and they get over there taking pictures everything.
I look around, they just taking pictures, sad ass pictures.

(03:02):
Is that I don't want to see no sad person
around me. Every damn damn talking about look around they
looking sad with me. I send your ass home. But
since you can't send them home, put their ass in
the game and let them play. Man. How y'all feeling
right now? By Jason take them not playing. I've seen
some of y'all come in y'all with mad like man,
they tripping. Man. Need to put Sam in the game.
You know he just won the NBA Championship. Hollabrn put

(03:24):
him in the game too as well. I know Drew
Holliday played great defense. Hollaburn can play just as well.
I ain't saying defense, but he can play just as well.
He's a long, lenky defender. Ain't nobody on serve you've
got no mad handles like y'all, Like these guys can
hold and come on, man, if I'm Steve Kerr, I'm
playing everybody on my damn team. Why, because you're here
for a reason. Now, KG brunch them. They gonna get

(03:48):
their time. But for Bam who else Overabam? You got Holliday,
you got Devin Booker, all them, y'all. It's gonna be
a team effort over here on Team USA. If you
ask me for my opinion, now, they guess how I
feel about that. Y'all getting to come in section right now?
Hey dude, man, you're right, man, I don't understand why

(04:09):
they ain't playing table. He ain't no shot. I get it.
I ain't the coach, but me hurricane coach. To me,
he never could really coach if you asked me. That
was Mark Jackson team that he took. He came in,
implemented a few little things. But don't forget Mark Jackson
put that Golden State Warrior team together and you right
a room. Come on, dude, you cripping now, same way

(04:31):
Jimmy Johnson went the cowboy put that team together. But
Bari Schwotzer came in there and that year and took him.
Now name one.

Speaker 1 (04:38):
That's how it was the same damn team Jimmy Johnson had.
And since we talking about them damn campboys, Jerry.

Speaker 2 (04:43):
Jones talking about he don't want to talk contrack issue
with seeee lamb trash. Come on, Jerry, the best player
on your team you don't want playing He ain't that.
That ain't the best player on the motherfucking team. He
might be the highest paid, but he ain't the best
your bread and bottle seeking your lamp pain. He'll lamb

(05:04):
now he could be the goat tomorrow. Make up your
damn mind.

Speaker 1 (05:08):
Arm That ain't no lamb.

Speaker 2 (05:11):
He's a damn pigeon. That a damn pitch. He ain't
no lamb that way, can never be a goat. But
you wanna sit up there in the office and come
down and talk to us people. Are I really ain't
even thinking about it there you're thinking nobody mother, you
better pin you make that same mistake with dead Brian,
not paying him this money, cutting him. We ain't done
a motherfucking things saying. Then you got Riga Marie Cooper

(05:34):
for the same mother fucking reason. Jerry. Now you keep
saying you wanna win a championship before you die. Motherfucker
you one hundred thirty tomorrow, right, brothers, you a hundred
thirty Jerry, It's time to pay seeking your lamb. Pay
Michael Parson. Then if you're gonna take her that, go
on and take her of But other than that, I

(05:56):
don't like what I'm hearing from y'all. Ain't doing shit
the out season. You ain't go out and get no
damn body. You ain't go out and get nobody that's
worth anything this out season.

Speaker 1 (06:04):
Watch that chair what you being cheap for?

Speaker 2 (06:07):
Then you gonna bring back pop Belly neudle eating ass
z gee, ain't check jee old y'all sitting around here
thinking Zeke for the rustle fifteen two thousand d shit
it he can't get through them damn drills and practice.

Speaker 1 (06:22):
Holding his thomach and shit boy, you.

Speaker 2 (06:24):
Got the flu? How am I running back and running
through drills holding his thumberch like he tied? Call no,
y'all need to start playing on duce Fun. That shoe
should be starting for the dollars. Cowboy, Duke Fun. Put
him in the game right now, watch him do something.
He's short, he's stocky, remind me of Imma smell. But
he's a little quicker. He ain't in it, but he'll

(06:45):
a little quicker. He can get in there behind the
big offensive line hide see a hole and hear it
same way. And I see the holes out here, I
see him and I get straight through him.

Speaker 1 (06:55):
Yeah, what you getting faughted out?

Speaker 2 (06:56):
I got one hundred and fifty right now? Let's you
got to know when to go for the kill. Ducee
Vun mark my word, duche vun gonna be a major,
major key to the Dallas Cowboys sussists this year. You
watch my wear man, you get that run game going.
Wants that run game get going. You can't stop they
play action. But now I'm thinking I hand it to

(07:19):
the vun but I'm not. Let's play action, not that
rolling out tightening OpenAM open.

Speaker 1 (07:26):
Yeah, cook's open. Damn the bank is open.

Speaker 2 (07:31):
If I can see this, and I'm on the eye
side of anglyst just seeing the game from this, you
know what coaches in the player they can see this.
Shiit as well. Man. You know what I'm saying time
every time a quarterback, that's one thing is about his family.
Got to stand. A quarterback not gonna see everything.

Speaker 1 (07:46):
He's not.

Speaker 2 (07:47):
He only can see what he can see. But that
you gotta be able to see the motherfucking field fan.
You got the bell to see when your star receiver
got his man beat, kick him the damn ball and
hit him in strive. Sometime you hitting them, then they
got to stop and wake them the ball. Then it's
a thirty five yearl completion.

Speaker 1 (08:04):
But if you hit them astride.

Speaker 2 (08:05):
Could be six. Just the little things you have to
get right. That's a quarterback. That's why they make all
the damn money. That's a quarterback. Is I gig them?

Speaker 1 (08:14):
Come out the hudder?

Speaker 2 (08:15):
I'm looking. I'm looking at the defense. Oh is it
cover two? Is it cover one? Could be a could
be a spy, could be a the sky. So I'm
gonna send somebody emotion. See they got these things and
preach them to send somebody emotion, and see is somebody
gonna go with them?

Speaker 1 (08:30):
Sometimes they gonna go with them. They just sit there
and try to trick you.

Speaker 2 (08:35):
But the corner, but the but the linebackers don't let
you know everything.

Speaker 1 (08:39):
When you say hut, they come up. You count one, two, sick,
three sick.

Speaker 2 (08:45):
The balls should be out your mother fucking hand, and
you shouldn't be stirring down the wide receiver that you're
throwing the ball too. That's the problem with lout of
these quarterback when they throwing the bolly ride receiver, they
stirring at them from the start hut and they get
looking at them like that, now, motherfucker beat this second
move a mind like Peyton mann with Do you ain't
know who it was throwing to you? Looking? You ya?

Speaker 1 (09:06):
That what made Peyton Manning so good?

Speaker 2 (09:08):
That would make that zebra, yeah, Pat mahonone, that would
make him so good his eyes you gonna know what
he going with the motherfucking ball. And that you can
lose your leg, you can use your legs sometime too.
Fam you ain't got to force that bow. Go on
and down run get you six seven yards on the play, Josh,
hellen do it. You ain't gotta take no hit. You quarterback,
get so much uh protection the day. Six seven yard

(09:33):
get down. Now you live to see another play. That's all.
You got to do that because I honestly feel like, man,
some of them playoff game fall on you. That ship
last year with the Packers fall on you. And I
know what you're gonna say, but he gonna play defense.
But every time the offense go don't you get the
damn ball? That's all it. Green ain't go out in
the score. Don't dollas get the ball, but damn it,

(09:54):
you gonna score too.

Speaker 1 (09:57):
You make you forty five forty.

Speaker 2 (09:58):
Eight million dollars a year. What you on the motherfucker's sideline?
Look at that that I've had and put your head down.

Speaker 1 (10:04):
You should know whatever receiver gonna be.

Speaker 2 (10:07):
You should know your cornerback, your safeties, your live back
of tendency. This is what is called film study. That's
what it's fun to study your opponent. Third and eight,
y'all like to run this defense. Third and five, You
like to gig in this defense. You know what I'm saying.
Third and three, y'all like to stack the box. You'd
like to have seven people in the box. They meaning
four people out there for covering. Okay, I'm coming out

(10:29):
here and jumpbo for Mation. I'm coming out here, Jumpbo
for Mason against your past defense. I'm for the running
down your damn thoat.

Speaker 1 (10:38):
And it won't stop if I know this, I know
the coaches know this. We can see this shit.

Speaker 2 (10:47):
Man. It's about strengths against weaknesses in this football game. Yeo,
Why dude can talk? It's an os with you, Oh, y'all. Oh,
I'm studying just like they studying. Just like Coach Prime
told me. When you come out and the offense talking
about to a cent and it's two tight ends and
there's two ride receivers, the routes ain't gonna be no

(11:09):
more than five yards every time. Routes from the receivers
ain't gonna be no more than five yards. Man. But
the thing about the NFL in college, when they run
these for Masons, man, they might run a certain formation,
certain play. Ride receiver might run a slant, tight ends
might run brother goals, right, down to new they'll come

(11:30):
out and run another the same the same play, but
a different formation. That's all the NFL is, man, it's
the same play, its just different formation. They might run
the same thing a shotgun that they might do in
single back. It's all about preparation. You got to be
prepared in life. Even at your job. Man, you your
bosses work. Your bosses ain't there, but now you wanna

(11:53):
slack off. No motherfuckle, work the same way that your
boss on was ther worked the same way when the game.
That's how you get noticed. You never know who looking
at you, You never know who watching you do what.
That's why you can't go halfway at things in life.
You got to be full force in life, man, until
to make shit work. Sometimes everybody journey is different. Sometimes

(12:16):
people take the Sometime people get to take the elevator
to sussist. Sometime people gotta take the stairs. I'm the
type of man I gotta take the stars. I don't.
I gotta work twice as hard as anybody else. But
that's okay. You don't see me complaining about that shit.
You shit neither. You woke up this morning. You got
another day to.

Speaker 1 (12:34):
Be great, damn it going be great. Stop being ungrateful. Man.

Speaker 2 (12:39):
You got heal, you can see, you can talk. It's
a lot of people out here can't do neither one
of those things. They would tragg anything in the world.
Steven Wonder would do everything in the world if he
could see them on ticks.

Speaker 1 (12:49):
I ain't gonna sit you. You know how much money
Stevie Wonder was being sweat can see some ticks.

Speaker 2 (12:54):
Him me right, shit and they mean you now not
all the money in the world.

Speaker 1 (13:00):
But blind is bad shit. He see sometime us as
human man, we get spoiled.

Speaker 2 (13:09):
When I get it, we done got spoiled over the
long time ago, by well thirty year with the Cowboy
or the super Bowl. We want that was a lone
mother and time ago. Do you hear me all killer
with hot fish streech back then when Cowboy winning all
Killer in that sale right now, freezing like a mother singing,

(13:30):
I wish ilwaish, I wish.

Speaker 1 (13:32):
Nobody wont hear that shit killing them?

Speaker 2 (13:35):
People told you nineteen years ago stop sleeping with them,
mother age girl, and you didn't do it. You want
to do what kills wanting to do now kills You're
in jail and you ain't coming home, so you can
cry and that sale. You can sing all you want.
You gonna do your mother fucking time until the parents

(13:57):
who send them young girls or nothing. You need to
be locked up to damn right, y'all. Some prepators dub
don't like prepators. A lot of shit going on in
the world, y'all. Y'all got to pay attention. What's going on.
I'm down here in Shreetport, Maine, Louisiana, down here at
the here Man Hornmatt Festival fifty. We had a great

(14:18):
show last night, man wal talking about Man. We had
Cat the Stars in the building. Man, we had the
goats Man. We had Dave Chappelle up man. Yeah, o'
dave whatever his new Ports cigarette real had on a
white deep look like he came from a trailer ride.
But that day worth two hundred million. But that's how
he drink, damn it. That's how I need to start dressing. See,

(14:39):
they ain't dressing like that. The hub needs to be
dressing like it. And Cat Williams in the building, Oh yeah,
what Cat what the same motherfucker? Can't wait? Shanny short
strong cow that cat.

Speaker 1 (14:53):
That bill bailing me in the building. At the veil. Crawford, Yeah,
it's meat loaf ankles having ass in.

Speaker 2 (14:59):
The It's down home, Yeah, Max strifles down, DC on Flower,
Ryan Davis, JJ, Wilson down.

Speaker 1 (15:16):
Everybody was here last night in our eyes. Come in
big lights, big craws.

Speaker 2 (15:31):
I love that shit. Man. Finally get to be in
the room with all these people so they can finally
see my talent for what it is. It's one thing
you see me on the internet, that shit cool. You
only get forty percent. You get to see a hundred
percent on me and hundred sing of me in real light.
See sometimes people people always say a big fish, but

(15:55):
they only made for a poem. You know what I'm saying.
What I'm saying, man, I'm a big fit nah fucker
you you're bad. You belong in puns and riffles.

Speaker 1 (16:07):
Yeah, I'm awful. I belong in ocean, the Indian Ocean
and day.

Speaker 2 (16:14):
That's why I belong anybody in this comedy game. Man.

Speaker 1 (16:18):
Right now, Man, I won't go damn where you at
in life.

Speaker 2 (16:20):
Man, you gotta work. Ain't nobody gonna give you sugar
in this comedy game. Ain't nobody gonna give you sugaring
at the job that you're at now, you know what
I'm saying. What I'm saying, so you gotta work. You
got to prepare. You can't just get on a show
right here. I'm like, man, I'm man, I'm feeling, I'm feeling.
I'm feelinga do this and do that. You got to
be already doing so when I do these show, people

(16:43):
ask me how I do it. It suit easy because
I canna put the work in at the comedy clubs
and all around the world with the with the comedians
with me. You know what I'm saying. That's what it's about. Preparation,
same way with you, the same way what you hold Man,
y'all walk around here regularly, look can hood out looking
like baby roosters all day showing that that niggles say

(17:05):
he coming over.

Speaker 1 (17:06):
Now you want to clean the house or house.

Speaker 2 (17:08):
Should have been clean?

Speaker 1 (17:09):
Hope should have been clean?

Speaker 2 (17:11):
Lem Menna tell you hold another thing, man, Yes, y'all fine,
I ain't gonna mother line some of y'all bed going
to do your thing. All of a sudden you power asleep.
Cheap cheap ragging his cat puts you asleep. No it didn't.

Speaker 1 (17:26):
The mold in his house. Did you that would put
me asleep?

Speaker 2 (17:29):
Oh? I calling CPS and you kids ain't safe in
this mold that asks how she real talk? But it's
about preparation. You got to prepare before anything. When storms come.
People prepared to go out and buy food, water, toilet paper,
all these things. Man, it's all you got to do.

(17:53):
It's stort preparing and life. Now, the other day I
was talking shit talking to different people tuning in took
the show and asking me. You know, I was asking
a questions do y'all want to see Canelo versus Crawford?
And the truth for the matter is, I just feel
like Canelo is the bigger guy and he shouldn't And

(18:13):
I don't feel like Crawford should even put his legacy
on the line even trying to fight Canelo period, leave
him alone. Not saying that gonna think beating. I just
think it's a waiting things and I don't think it
just ain't gonna line up right now. I know Floyd
foul Canello at a certain age, but that's Floyd for
a different mother and human being. Do you hear me?

(18:34):
And I know Crawford is too, but Crawford ain't no
Floyd and I've been hearing that ain't no mother fucking Floyd.

Speaker 1 (18:41):
He's crawl forul.

Speaker 2 (18:43):
He his own man. He is his own man.

Speaker 1 (18:47):
He didn't move up in different way classes that Floyd
ain't moved up here.

Speaker 2 (18:50):
And one give I give him that, but you gotta
understand Connelo ain't with what thirty three Canelos still your
two and a lot of y'all get oh man, buy
gonna do it.

Speaker 1 (19:04):
You've seen the way Machel Mackael malle Well hit hit cross.
What you think the load's gonna do to him? Sit
Rick Rooster.

Speaker 2 (19:13):
Still got that damn contaminated meeting his blood. I keep
telling y'all that, yeah.

Speaker 1 (19:17):
Because you takete that roun, that shit ain't gone forever.

Speaker 2 (19:19):
That shit's still in there. Some damn well not a
lot know a live run right, he got COVID, Send.

Speaker 1 (19:26):
You get your ass home.

Speaker 2 (19:28):
You knew you had COVID. Uh tracking Field knew you
had COVID and then let you run anyway.

Speaker 1 (19:33):
I think end danger and people.

Speaker 2 (19:36):
After tingling and goose bumps and god damn a eight
degree weather, boy, you sick and you know it. That's
the bullshit. I don't like. That's some bullshit. I don't
like y'all doing the Olympic. Y'all know that man was sick. Man,
man had matters all in his eyes and shit coming
out there. Woman enough talking about what he's about to
go down.

Speaker 1 (19:56):
You damn right, your health.

Speaker 2 (19:58):
That's the only damn thing about to go around your
damn hell. You get your ass out of them. I
got my kid thinking like you got your kids out
there and he out there, want to play with your kids?
Nigg Please we could tell that guy damn track and
field up out there me and know allowed she it
would have been pink nail gloss all over me.

Speaker 1 (20:15):
But I would have won.

Speaker 2 (20:18):
I bet you that. I will have warn that and
shot out to Camelo for helping Team USA come back.

Speaker 1 (20:23):
Cameloe was on that sideline giving Braun them hell, y'all trumpet.
Damn right, y'all remember Mello.

Speaker 2 (20:32):
She got to stop sleeping on Mellow. Mellow won the
most prolific score that this that the NBA has ever seen.
Look at the number. Numbers, don't lie. He never win
no NBA championship. No he didn't, but Melo would won
no one. We'll never forget it. Yeah, him and Brun
would neck to neck for Rookie of the Year. Never
forget it. A lot of people say, Mello sugar won

(20:53):
I'm just stating the facts. Or come out of Syracuse, ba.

Speaker 1 (21:01):
Bow.

Speaker 2 (21:04):
You're saying watching this show? Man, you can't if you're
watching the show. If you can't watch the show, but
damn you at work, you know what I'm saying. But
you can listen to the show. Go to Apple podcast,
man typing the Bubble Dup show. You can listen to
me talk my talk how I talk my talk. Okay't
nobody can talk my talk the way y'all talk my talk.
Or you can go to Spotify and listen to me.
I know y'all just been on night Cap. Y'all been

(21:28):
on shap Shay. Y'all seen them postal fly me o
Choe on football season. A lot of y'all fans in,
y'all feeling. Let me tell y'all some y'all, I'm on
that show for a reason. Do you afford reason?

Speaker 1 (21:44):
Man? We're gonna have a ball this ship. Oh night Cap.
I can't wait.

Speaker 2 (21:50):
Not just night Cap. Were having the ball right here
on the Bubble Show. You damn right, you tuning in.
You ain't getting this kind of coming in sports talking
world talk nobody else I done, ain't knocking nobody, But
you're getting it right here with us today.

Speaker 1 (22:05):
It's a lot of shit going on in the world.
I'm talking about a lot of shit. Marcaus Jordan not
here snoring powder. Ra motherfucker you Michael Jordan's son.

Speaker 2 (22:17):
If you gonna snow powder, you do that ship in
the Harbo.

Speaker 1 (22:22):
It must have been that good Book of Sugar too.

Speaker 2 (22:24):
You couldn't wait, you were going down through well.

Speaker 1 (22:27):
I know the Rustla got you on this ship.

Speaker 2 (22:29):
That's why Scotted Pipper shriveled up like a goddamn shrimp. Now,
because Larissa, it was that power. Dord don't like powder,
thin't God ain't never done powder. We knocking wool cause
I don't never want to do powder. I don't knock
nobody for whatever drug you do, because I know they
say piler is a risk man drug.

Speaker 1 (22:47):
I ain't rich.

Speaker 2 (22:48):
I'm much stick to that. This ain't transting. But y'all,
y'all wanna climb marked up. Look, we're gonna have fun
with it. But at the end of the day, that
motherfucker fod his habit that's MJ. So he's gonna be
forever be of a snort powder if you want it.
I'm just saying, but he could have done it in
a better way. But at the end of the day,

(23:10):
Marcas Jordan don't give it. Damn. He adn't work by us.
So he's gonna continue to do what they do and
get Because smoking George's snorting powder or whatever allegedly he
was snoring don't mean you should do it. Stay away
from there. Stay away from drugs, y'all, Stay away from
any kind of drugs. Stay away from I'm just being
real to you. Gonnaed. You don't need you don't need
no drug Some of y'all feel like y'all need drugs

(23:31):
to get motivated and help you move around. You don't
need nothing. All you need to God and more. Nigga
do with risk. Yeah, it's a mind thing. But for me,
I just want smoke.

Speaker 1 (23:42):
I like to smoke. That's me. You see me at
home and word smoking. It looked like a magic show
because it's smoke everywhere.

Speaker 2 (23:52):
Some of y'all like to smoke.

Speaker 1 (23:54):
Everybody got different things in life. I like to smoke.
Some of y'all like to run hole. Some of y'all
like to lie. Some of y'all like to steal.

Speaker 2 (24:01):
I got something for you niggas that like to steal.

Speaker 1 (24:04):
That real steal.

Speaker 2 (24:05):
Bow.

Speaker 1 (24:07):
Stop all that by there.

Speaker 2 (24:09):
Y'all be in there, lay breaking in these people house. Bow,
so you take you a couple of yre shit, you
ain't coming back. See people start stealing and get comfortable.
And I ain't just saying breaking in people houses. Lot
of your accountings out there running people bank account y'all
get greeted, start stealing, stealing the thousand here, steal in

(24:31):
ten thousand here, and now that ain't your money.

Speaker 1 (24:35):
Man.

Speaker 2 (24:35):
People work hard for their mother money. For y'all to
go out here and steal it, then I got to
go to court.

Speaker 1 (24:42):
I ain't going no motherfucking court. It's gonna be some
slow singing fly I will bring you yo.

Speaker 2 (24:53):
I want to see a service. Everybody dressed in the
all black. Yeah, everybody dressed in the whole plan. I
won't see Powell beards too. Y'all seen me there, y'all.
I should have seen me at my show. I was
dressed like a power bird.

Speaker 1 (25:09):
Ain't bullshit hot. I was sweating.

Speaker 2 (25:12):
I would clean us a clop tout. Sometimes you got
to put the suits on, man, You know what I'm saying.
Sometimes you ain't got dressed like this. Sometimes you gotta
dress professor. No, no, no, I can dress up too.
I can put this shit on too with the best
of them. Yeah, I can give you that Hollywood look,
whatever look you're looking for, I can.

Speaker 1 (25:30):
Give it to you here.

Speaker 2 (25:32):
I am nearly you out here taking boy, what's wrong
with you? They got a hundred packs. You don't need.
No damnsty for sunty. Y'all already pregnant. What you're doing
taking instant the fam boorshit Not my nelly, not my nearly.
Keep going to jail over. You're for drug resistance, not

(25:52):
my nelly.

Speaker 1 (25:55):
He's getting hot in here, you damn right, that's why
you keep saying it.

Speaker 2 (25:58):
I know how this cigar let oh Ney, but she
it's g noting here. That's what they're saying there. They said,
ladily taking that. I don't know if he is that
she's been here, But you don't need it. All you
niggas a hundred pack, Come hiller me. I got them
until y'all stop texting me. Nigga, I ain't got told you.
I ain't got no more for you. Better go find

(26:19):
you fam same way you ran your ass to that start,
run your ass to one of them stoes and get
you some money packs.

Speaker 1 (26:25):
I ain't got nothing for you.

Speaker 2 (26:28):
I'll give you some money if I give you a
hundred pack THEMN a hundred packs, save my damn live. Shit.
I went camping. Oh yeah, dude, went camping. Some shit
I said I never do. I went camping, but it wasn't.
No damn burrows in the area.

Speaker 1 (26:42):
Number of coyotes shit, And where I'm from we eat cayots.

Speaker 2 (26:47):
Yeah, dude, when can had addition marshmallow's campfire? Damn right,
let me tell you something. They heat from the campfire.
You're gonna do good with women who get bb el boy,
make their body turn a certain.

Speaker 1 (27:02):
Kind of weight.

Speaker 2 (27:03):
I ain't bullshing. I ain't never saying it too like this,
it's too hot, like maybe you ain't nerved, but it's
the damn surgery. Man. They skin is different from their heat.
That bitch throwing malting like a mother on me.

Speaker 1 (27:15):
Shit, girl, I gotta get you.

Speaker 2 (27:17):
I gotta get you out these damn wood damn count
I about to kill you. Shit, y'all keep getting.

Speaker 1 (27:25):
Them damn surgeries. Oh my nick hurt, but you got
but you got your stomach done. Shit, so I ain't right.
The doctor putting all kinds of shit.

Speaker 2 (27:33):
In y'all, knocking y'all out, and then they doing them
surgery and then you wake up.

Speaker 1 (27:39):
That shit ain't worth for y'all.

Speaker 2 (27:41):
Got to be more careful of things you're doing to
your body and the things that you are putting in
your body. Man, you only get one life. When it's over,
it's over, a lot of y'all getting these surgery. You
fine now, Yeah, when you get forty five fifty your
back wide, then, mother, do you hear me? And your
bootye don't match it legs, so your legs given. Now
you can't walk now you need skelches. You used to

(28:04):
go right here, but now you gotta work off the
pika shoe.

Speaker 1 (28:06):
But you fine in the motherfucker. But your feet bad. Hope,
it don't make sense.

Speaker 2 (28:11):
A good hole got to be on their feet. That's
what they told me. You can't be on your feet now.
You in wheelchair, you know what I'm saying. And you
can't fit the wheelchair because you ass lopsided. Now you're
getting them souls on your legs and shit, I'm just saying,
yere you fine, but you got souls on your leg
hope nasty and the ask to work if you ask me,

(28:41):
super nasty man. But how y'all feeling today? Man? Day Friday? Man,
some of y'all gonna get paid to day A gonna
be broke tomorrow.

Speaker 1 (28:47):
That's cool. As long as you pay your damn bills,
that's all that matters.

Speaker 2 (28:50):
I'd rather all my bills be paid and be broke
than the hag of money and then go blow the
money and ain't pay now damn bill. Man. So all
you gotta be responsible, man, I tell my friends and
family man, they lead me a dud. Man.

Speaker 1 (29:04):
Man, I need fifty dollars till tomorrow. Wait till tomorrow.

Speaker 2 (29:09):
You already wait, wait till tomorrow. Real talk, doctor, Help
people help themselves. Sometimes I cannot help them by making
them be responsible. Yeah, gotta be responsible in this game,
manal talk.

Speaker 1 (29:25):
See a lot of people I see you doing things
in life, climbing, and they just want to pull.

Speaker 2 (29:33):
And so if I give everybody, even if you're not
just me, if you give everybody everything you've got and
what you're gonna have nothing she wants. I learned when
you give somebody this and that, how I'll give back
to you tomorrow and they don't, that.

Speaker 1 (29:47):
Falls on you.

Speaker 2 (29:49):
But I always tell people, never give people something that
you're gonna need right back, even.

Speaker 1 (29:53):
Though you won't help them, be like, man, really need it, don't.

Speaker 2 (29:57):
Do it same way.

Speaker 1 (29:59):
They can call it that sho sain't way. Can call
them banks now.

Speaker 2 (30:01):
If them banks ain't giving them nothing, if them loan
people ain't giving them none.

Speaker 1 (30:05):
Why I said, I give you something, motherfucker you not
true word? Damn right. I can't wait, my baby, mama.
I need falling fifty dollars.

Speaker 3 (30:14):
I need some.

Speaker 1 (30:16):
Even this change you want read?

Speaker 2 (30:21):
Come on, gotta make it make sense to days, y'all,
y'all gotta make this shit make sense. Man. It's a
lot going on in the world right now. Man, just
being honest. I mean, the president ship is up in
the era. We don't know who's gonna be comaya. We
gonna know if it's gonna be Trump.

Speaker 1 (30:39):
We don't know.

Speaker 2 (30:40):
I seen people bickering fighting each and every day about
who will vote for, vote for whoever in the hell
you want vote for. Man, this show vote. You know,
it's show vote, Like people be putting stigmas on that
Republican and Democrat, all them, mother crook it. Don't you
think they ain't behind Kamala Harry down on fold doing.

Speaker 1 (31:03):
Whatever it could be Trump that's standing in the bottom.
That's all what I'm saying. Don't be surprised by the
shit y'all see in this world.

Speaker 2 (31:11):
Man, don't let these people fool you to give us
mad each other, to go to the wall with one another.
Oh that's what they want. That's how they make the
money shop being so naive to this shit. Oh, man,
you vote for Comal you man, I don't like you
no more. Man, hell with you?

Speaker 1 (31:30):
Oh you vote for Trump? I can't get the hell
with you. You can't tell me who would vote. Fuck,
It's like I can't tell you who to date.

Speaker 2 (31:40):
You know what I'm saying. It's just that some watching
this show, and you already know we got the hell
Nog segment coming up, got your trash sugar day Sigma
coming up. Yeah, we're rocking and rolling though, Run the boat,
Dove show Man. All my new subscribers, thank y'all welcome.

(32:02):
Yeah football see, yeah, it's drank it up. Yeah, we're
gonna yeah, mm hmm. I can smell the grass now
being cooked. We're gonna be at them games. You should
be at them games.

Speaker 1 (32:16):
Yeah. I can't wait.

Speaker 2 (32:18):
I don't know how y'all feeling right now. I can't
wait to wake up Sunday morning, put my football girl on,
or just talk cash money ship man. Cowboys from gonna
run through everybody in the nation. Even though I know
I'm lying, I'm gonna say it.

Speaker 1 (32:39):
I'm gonna talk my ship.

Speaker 2 (32:40):
I'm gonna tell you my cowboy are gonna do this
and that, and when they don't, I'm not answering my
damn tho.

Speaker 1 (32:49):
My team, Luke and call it. Text me, motherfucker.

Speaker 2 (32:51):
I said it.

Speaker 1 (32:52):
I said what you say. I said it.

Speaker 2 (32:54):
I don't want to see it because nine times out
of team I can bet it's not Alou. But only
time I bet and I wanna win, I'm doing it
with prize picks, damn right, going down low prize picks
right now. This always been presenting about prospect in case
you didn't know, but you should know because you can
see the ambling right up there, going down low. Prospect

(33:18):
Number one sports business say after it is right now
in this game today, use my promo code trash two
hes help trash with the two ages. Baby, yeah, let
me help you out. For your first time user, you
can put twenty in. They gonna give you twenty. You
go up to a hundred, they gonna give you a hundred.
Now you got faulty to play with. Now you got

(33:38):
two hundred dollars to play with. And the only way
you win, the only way you don't win if you
don't play. And it's more or less huh more or less?
Over there?

Speaker 1 (33:48):
Yeah, real dope. Uh h. That picture of roulais Chapman.

Speaker 2 (33:53):
Y'all seen San Diego, Pa Trade cold might have him
down for five strikeouts more or less. Averagers may have
him now for two home runs more or less. Yeah, sure,
your turn may have him now for one home run
more or less. Caitlyn Clark attempted three. That may have
it down for four at tempted three more or less.

(34:13):
That's all more or less.

Speaker 1 (34:15):
That's simple.

Speaker 2 (34:17):
You can spend ten dollars. You can spend fifteen dollars
on prize SpeI and win fifteen hundred dollars. You can't
do that, no word else. I advised you. If you're
watching this show right now. Today you got a download
prize picture right now. Sugar did not really hit the

(34:37):
like button if you came on today, because you know
dud being the comings.

Speaker 1 (34:40):
You know I've been the catch. Yeah, Sugar, ain't hit
the like button.

Speaker 2 (34:44):
Yeah, if you ain't subscribed yet, but you're waiting on
I mean, mother fucking episodes you need to see suscribe.
You been laughing since you tune in subscribe. Yeah, Nne's
time for the hell no shit, damn brother drive on show.
He knows what he saw and he's.

Speaker 3 (35:05):
Here to tell you.

Speaker 2 (35:07):
Hell hell, somebody hit me up, brother, doub do you
smoke sugarrettes? Hell no.

Speaker 1 (35:14):
Cigaree?

Speaker 2 (35:15):
I brother, that good Conor cologne. I don't want none
of that kind of smoke missing up my damn cologne.
When I walk by somebody, I want them to say
Bubbadu smellfe success, won't spell like they sappell them Goddamn Newport,
damn day sappell smell like faulty packs.

Speaker 1 (35:28):
In Newport last night.

Speaker 2 (35:29):
But that's the goat. Though he can get away with it,
I can't. I can't get away with that, Sorge. The
answer is hell, no want no damn liquor tine.

Speaker 1 (35:40):
That shit dangerous.

Speaker 2 (35:42):
You see them people who catch canceled and be talking
through that little hole in their neck.

Speaker 1 (35:45):
My funcker, that gonna be you.

Speaker 2 (35:48):
You're doing my name.

Speaker 1 (35:49):
I don't want to talk like that. He don't know,
so doub gon stay away from the damn to bacon
and you should too. A lot of my friends.

Speaker 2 (35:56):
I have to still dip his skull.

Speaker 1 (35:58):
Not good.

Speaker 2 (35:59):
But now when you smile, look like you're in chu
up with cars. It's that damn school.

Speaker 1 (36:03):
Stop stop. You can't go down a little dipping school
with these women.

Speaker 2 (36:11):
You got to know what you're doing when you're doing it.
I got a disturbing call of the day for my cousin,
she A Stuod. I love them, love my stud family
to death. Hey, famly, you think I can try one
of them hundred packs? No, hell no, no, you them toys.

(36:35):
You're not getting my subplus now, y'all. Now your studs
going to goddamn far now you already got tour. Now
you want to take my honey pack for me? When
she called and told me.

Speaker 1 (36:46):
That that's when I'm down.

Speaker 2 (36:47):
Now I got somewhere, y'all need to go something ain't going.
Some ain't right over there in that house. Something ain't
right over in that house. These studs taking a hundred packs.
Fellas w in trouble. Y'all already making now women's shape.
Now you're gonna take the hundred pack too. Now you're
finna have extra energy, you don't know. And my trash

(37:13):
other day going to my stud cut trash. Damn studs
taking a hundred pack. What kind of motherfuckering namage you need?
You already a woman, you already a woman.

Speaker 1 (37:25):
What kind of ends you need?

Speaker 2 (37:27):
I just want to try, and big homie.

Speaker 1 (37:29):
See you old me. Ain't your damn big homie, your
cousin I told you twenty twenty folk.

Speaker 2 (37:37):
Shit, Hey, I can't say the truth is out now
these people are trying in and everything.

Speaker 1 (37:43):
Damn day D day.

Speaker 2 (37:45):
I can't believe.

Speaker 1 (37:45):
I can't make look y'all, I can't make this ship up.

Speaker 2 (37:48):
My cousin called me. She called me, asking me for
a hundred pack. Yeah, but I did do something else though.
I gave us see Alice here totally with ecstasy. Yeah,
she ain't moving three a god, damn ask me for nothing, nails,

(38:10):
I bet you get Damn. I just been stuck cool,
but my nipples how Hey man, y'all enjoyed to the
show man, keep getting that like, but then keep getting
that subscribed, but man standing to comments sitting around that time.

(38:31):
Like I told y'all, y'all can d M me at
Bubba dub n t at gmail dot com, send me
photos or videos of y'all.

Speaker 1 (38:42):
Sharing my content. We're funna do a poll.

Speaker 2 (38:45):
We frona start picking people male and females or anybody
who got chromosomes of a male.

Speaker 1 (38:50):
I'll your joke, but we finn start picking people.

Speaker 2 (38:53):
I'm going down my schedule now about the football games
I want to be going to when we've got to
start picking people, stamn gonna fly out and go to
the games with me and experience the bubble Dup show
with me. So hopefull, y'all excited. I'm excited to meet
some of y'all. Y'all get to No matter who you are,
you can be a Cowboy fan. You can be whatever fan.
And the way I'm doing it, I'm inviting people fans

(39:14):
out who teams that the Dollar Cowboys are playing, and
we're just gonna have fun that whole day. It's gonna
be a whole experience, and hopefully you will get the
experience the Bubble Dub show and lie. You know what
I'm saying, wanted it be something to go to the
Texan Cowboy game with me or the Saints Cowboy game
with me. Wouldn't that be some main to have fun.

(39:34):
I know a lot of time, a lot of people
are gonna have not fortunate as others. Y'all big fans,
but y'all never been to a game and would love
to go. I'm trying to make that happen for y'all.
But the way that could happen through me is sharing
my content or just hitting the like button, just letting
people know about me. The Bubble Dup merch is coming. Yeah,

(39:55):
give me two weeks. I'm gonna have some merch for y'all. Yeah, sure,
y'all can be ald go on there online, get the
merchant support me. Man. You know what I'm saying, I'm
gonna I'm gonna drop the micro or Eraby interview next week. Yeah,
I'm gonna go ahead and drop that for y'all too.
In case you didn't know, I got to sit down
with the playmaker and we got to chop it up
about the Dallas Cowboys, of course, but uh, like I say,

(40:21):
y'all can catch me. I'm gonna be in East Saint
Louis on the seventeenth. On the sixteen, I'm gonna be
in Bat and Rouge Me DC Young Fly I was
twenty second, twenty third and catch men. Okay, see at
Breakdown Comedy Club Me and DJ Red me and Black
Run me and JB.

Speaker 1 (40:41):
Bradswell.

Speaker 2 (40:43):
We're also gonna be in Tulsa twenty fourth and twenty
fifth Breakdown Comedy club saining crew. Make sure y'all grab
them tickets right now. This show should be show loud
before I get to grab them ticket. If you rocking
with me, I'm coming to a city New Year, go
ahead and grab your ticket or two.

Speaker 1 (41:01):
I promise you on what you want to see. She
should have been down her last nice report.

Speaker 2 (41:05):
The people tell you the street, You're gonna talk to
people gonna tell you got to come see your boy
dug Man. Keep doing what y'all doing. Have a safe weekend.
Don't drink and drive. Oh and I see y'all again.
When I see y'all, peace, I'm out.
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