Introducing: CrimeLess

CrimeLess is a weekly comedy talk show exploring the wild crime questions you’d never act on—but secretly want answered. Comedian Rory Scovel and journalist–turned–true-crime podcaster Josh Dean break down a new outrageous caper each episode, from bold heists and absurd scams to crypto disasters and monkey-driven chaos. Their deep dives into the strange details and eccentric criminals spark hilarious, totally hypothetical brainstorms about how things could have gone even more off the rails.

You’ll learn just enough weird facts to sound interesting at a party. Picture How Stuff Works after a few drinks, or You’re Wrong About—but focused entirely on Florida-Man-level mayhem.

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Have you ever listened to crime shows and found yourself
with more questions than answers?

Speaker 2 (00:05):
And what is this?

Speaker 3 (00:06):
Is that not a story? We all know?

Speaker 2 (00:07):
What's this? Where is that? Why is it wet? Then?

Speaker 3 (00:11):
Boy?

Speaker 2 (00:11):
Do we have a podcast for you?

Speaker 1 (00:14):
Is it a crime to cut someone's hair without their permission?
And what if that person is a cap Is it
even safe to snort human remains? What is the dumbest
way to steal a quarter million dollars?

Speaker 3 (00:24):
Who catfish is a city? Is this even a crime?

Speaker 4 (00:26):
Honestly, it feels more like a high level prank than
a crime. Introducing Crimeless, a new show from the law
biting geniuses. It's SmartLess media, campside media and big money
players join me, Roy Scobel, comedian and actor.

Speaker 1 (00:41):
Andy josh Dean investigative journalists on our new weekly podcast
that celebrates the amazing creativity of the world's dumbest criminals.

Speaker 2 (00:49):
It has everything you could ever want in a show.

Speaker 4 (00:53):
Promiscuous primates, there are thousands of angry, horny monkeys.

Speaker 3 (00:57):
Advice from the great beyond.

Speaker 4 (00:59):
I've realized you can't just out loud before the tarot
card reading, just go?

Speaker 2 (01:03):
Will I ever have a threesome?

Speaker 3 (01:05):
We should ask it deeper questions.

Speaker 4 (01:06):
I think right, Oh, I'm sorry, Josh, is the am
I gonna have a threesome?

Speaker 2 (01:10):
Not a deep question for you. Incredible voice acting.

Speaker 4 (01:13):
These guys were doing stuff that you can't even imagine
with refrigerators.

Speaker 2 (01:17):
Well, these cats have such a different struggle, and of.

Speaker 3 (01:21):
Course plenty of stupid crime.

Speaker 4 (01:23):
If you can fake your own death and still live
in the same town and all you do is change
your name, you are either an incredible actor or.

Speaker 2 (01:33):
You live in the dumbest town.

Speaker 4 (01:37):
I've got to assume there are some obvious textural and
color differences between human ashes and cocaine.

Speaker 3 (01:47):
I gotta say, outside of.

Speaker 4 (01:48):
The double murder, kind of a fun guy.

Speaker 3 (01:51):
It was an attempted double murder to be fair.

Speaker 4 (01:53):
Plus game segments, I can't believe it's the hardest trivia
game on the poop episode.

Speaker 3 (02:00):
Every week a new crime that asks the question, wait.

Speaker 2 (02:04):
What turns on this show?

Speaker 3 (02:07):
Folks?

Speaker 4 (02:07):
You cannot guess where Josh is gonna take us?

Speaker 3 (02:10):
You don't. That's why they tune in Rory.

Speaker 2 (02:12):
It's the mystery of it all.

Speaker 1 (02:15):
Crimeless coming soon from Spartless Media, Campside Media, and Big
Money Player. How great would it if at the end
of season one you turned into like a master criminal,
and that's.

Speaker 2 (02:24):
How the season should end. You and I should have
to pull off a crime.

Speaker 4 (02:28):
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