Daily Dad Jokes (12 Feb 2025)
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Episode Transcript
I met a stupid Australian the other day. He didn't
understand evolution at all. In fact, he claimed to be
from Darwin.
Speaker 2 (00:14):
If Charles Darwin were alive today, what kind of car
would he drive? And evolvo?
Speaker 1 (00:23):
Did you know that both Charles Darwin and Albert Einstein
married their first cousins? For both it's all relative.
Speaker 2 (00:37):
Did you hear about the changes to Darwin's theory it's evolving?
Speaker 1 (00:46):
An oringutan at the zoo was reading two books, The
Bible and Darwin's The Origin of Species. He was trying
to figure out whether he is his brother's keeper or
his keeper's brother.
Speaker 2 (01:01):
Charles Darwin always chooses the purple chocolate from the quality
Street ten. It's a natural selection.
Speaker 1 (01:12):
Evolution is so strange. Dolphins started off as sea creatures,
then evolved to have legs, only to eventually return to
the sea and lose them. Kind of defeats the porpoise.
Speaker 2 (01:33):
Watched the fascinating documentary on the evolution of frog mating
calls it was rivetting.
Speaker 1 (01:45):
Thank you for recommending that article on human evolution to me,
but I can't seem to find it online anywhere. There
must be a missing link.
Speaker 2 (01:58):
Some people don't believe in evolution, their primate change denials.
Speaker 1 (02:05):
It's pointless to get into an argument about the Adam
and Eve creation story versus evolution. It is comparing apples
to origins.
Speaker 2 (02:18):
What clothes do DNAs wear? Jeans?
Speaker 1 (02:26):
What's the most popular theory passed on from generation to generation?
The theory of evolution?
Speaker 2 (02:38):
What do you call a party for scientists? Dance? Dance evolution?
Speaker 1 (02:48):
I thought my TV broke. I was watching a documentary
about how polar bears hands and feet have adapted to
the snow, when all of a sudden, my TV froze.
It's okay, though, it was just on pause. I'm Bob
Jeffy and I'm Montgomery Jones, and that's the evolved Dad
Jokes for Darwin Day. We are on a mission to
(03:09):
spread the laughs and groans far and wide, So please
do us a favor and share just one of these
jokes with your family and friends today.
Speaker 2 (03:17):
Thanks looking for the gift for Dad. We have the
official Daily Dad Jokes Podcast electronic Joke button, now available
on Amazon, a massive five hundred preloaded Dad jokes guaranteed
to make you laugh and groan. Check the show notes
page for the link. The Daily Dad Jokes podcast is
(03:41):
produced by Classic Studios. See the show notes page for
social media links and joke credits. This show was recorded
in front of a canned studio audience
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