Daily Dad Jokes (25 May 2024)
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Jokes sourced and curated from reddit.com/r/dadjokes. Joke credits: thedjcupcake, TheOne-n-OnlyZmall, Hellocaptain197, charlie2135, lewismaz, Burbada, astrosmash77, Hurtkopain, porichoygupto, Maimonides_vii, TrashbagTatertots, acemask, ian1600
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Episode Transcript
What's a geek's favorite snack? Computer chips?
Speaker 2 (00:11):
I'm a huge PC building geek. Some people might even
call me a CPU fan.
Speaker 1 (00:22):
I a computer geek. Asked my friend what sport he watched?
He said f one. I didn't know asking for help
was a sport.
Speaker 2 (00:35):
I've made an insect shaped cereal for computer geeks. When
they ask, I say, it's a feature, not a bug.
Speaker 1 (00:47):
What did the tip geeks say when he tripped over
his computer wire? How that mega hurts?
Speaker 2 (01:02):
My geek friend has a waffle maker that makes waffles
in the shape of the death Star. The only problem
is that the waffles tend to come out a little
on the dark side.
Speaker 1 (01:18):
As a huge sports statistics geek, I tend to store
all my documents related to high school and collegiate athletes
up high. That way I can keep a low profile.
Speaker 2 (01:32):
What's a hacker's classic rom com movie remake title? My
Big Fat Geek wedding.
Speaker 1 (01:41):
My geeky girlfriend asked me if I wanted to watch
Batman Forever on Netflix. I said no. Only for the
next couple of hours.
Speaker 2 (01:54):
My wife told me that a sci fi horror series
centered around geek culture could never make it big. In
the public sphere, but I've seen stranger things.
Speaker 1 (02:07):
How many software engineers does it take to change a
light bulb? None, it's a hardware problem.
Speaker 2 (02:17):
Have you heard about the new probiotic dairy product that
you can make using a high end gaming computer and
three D printer? Geek yogurt.
Speaker 1 (02:26):
I made an unplanned trip to a renaissance fare today.
It was on a larp.
Speaker 2 (02:36):
I'm Bob Jeffy and I'm Montgomery Jones. And that's the
top Dad jokes for Geek Day. We're on a mission
to spread the laughs and groans far and wide, so
please do us a favor and share just one of
these jokes with your family and friends today. Thanks. Want
(02:57):
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Jokes Podcast joke button, now available on Amazon, a massive
five hundred preloaded dad jokes guaranteed to make you laugh
and groan. And for our loyal fans, use the checkout
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Classic Studios. See the show notes page for social media
links and joke credits. This show was recorded in front
of a canned studio audience.
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