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Episode Transcript
The Groundhog d is one of my favorite movies. I
watched it several times.
Speaker 2 (00:12):
Does anyone know a good Groundhog Day joke? I keep
hearing the same one over and over again.
Speaker 1 (00:22):
In honor of Groundhog D? What is the groundhog's favorite drink?
Whole milk?
Speaker 2 (00:30):
Do you know what the French groundhog sees when he
leaves his burrow his chateau?
Speaker 1 (00:41):
In honor of Groundhog D? What do you call a
wood chuck with no teeth? A won't check?
Speaker 2 (00:52):
Groundhogs are so rude. I asked one where he lived,
and he just shotted a hole.
Speaker 1 (01:01):
What did the hunter, the taxidermist, and the ice cream
man see when they see a groundhog?
Speaker 2 (01:07):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (01:07):
Look a groundhog.
Speaker 2 (01:15):
They are releasing the movie Groundhog's Day too. It's the
same movie with a new title.
Speaker 1 (01:27):
The groundhog loves his new hole. He digs it.
Speaker 2 (01:35):
The ground smells like dirt, and hogs smell like mud.
But how do groundhog smell with their noses just like
everyone else?
Speaker 1 (01:47):
Why is Groundhog's Day like a ballerina's wardrobe? They're both
two two's.
Speaker 2 (02:02):
My friend wanted a cosplay for Groundhog's Day. I told
him to go for it.
Speaker 1 (02:11):
More Dad jokes are on the way after this quick announcement.
Why did the groundhog donate so much to charity? He
was philanthropist?
Speaker 2 (02:25):
What does Grandpa read on Groundhog's Day? The repost?
Speaker 1 (02:32):
How do you make a groundhog use a mortar and pestle?
Speaker 2 (02:40):
What did Elvis say when he divorced the rodent? You
ain't nothing but a groundhog.
Speaker 1 (02:54):
It's the holiday where we mince a pig into tiny bits?
Groundhog Day?
Speaker 2 (03:03):
Where do groundhogs with health issues go to hogwarts?
Speaker 1 (03:12):
What do you get when you put a pig in
a blender? A groundhog?
Speaker 2 (03:20):
What do you get when a comedian is stuck in
a time loop? What do you get when a comedian
is stuck in a time loop?
Speaker 1 (03:30):
The Groundhog d is one of my favorite movies. I
watched it several times.
Speaker 2 (03:42):
Does anyone know a good Groundhog Day joke? I keep
hearing the same one over and over again.
Speaker 1 (03:52):
In honor of Groundhog d? What is a groundhog's favorite drink?
Whole milk?
Speaker 2 (04:01):
Do you know what the French groundhog sees when he
leaves his burrow his chateau?
Speaker 1 (04:11):
In honor of Groundhog Day? What do you call a
wood chuck with no teeth A won't check.
Speaker 2 (04:23):
Groundhogs are so rude. I asked one where he lived,
and he just shotted a hole.
Speaker 1 (04:33):
What did the hunter, the taxidermist, and the ice cream
man see when they see a groundhog? Oh? Look a groundhog.
Speaker 2 (04:45):
They are releasing the movie Groundhog's Day too. It's the
same movie with a new title.
Speaker 1 (04:56):
The groundhog loves his new hole. He digs it.
Speaker 2 (05:03):
The ground smells like dirt and hogs smell like mud.
But how do groundhog smell with their noses just like
everyone else?
Speaker 1 (05:21):
Why is Groundhog's Day like a ballerina's wardrobe? They're both
two two's.
Speaker 2 (05:32):
My friend wanted to cosplay for Groundhog's Day. I told
him to go for it.
Speaker 1 (05:41):
Why did the groundhog donate so much to charity? He
was philanthropist?
Speaker 2 (05:53):
What does Grandpa read on Groundhog's Day? The repost?
Speaker 1 (06:02):
How do you make a groundhog use a mortar and pestle?
Speaker 2 (06:12):
What did Elvis say when he divorced the rodent? You
ain't nothing but a groundhog.
Speaker 1 (06:21):
It's the holiday where we mince a pig into tiny bits?
Groundhog Day?
Speaker 2 (06:30):
Where do groundhogs with health issues go to hogwarts?
Speaker 1 (06:39):
What do you get when you put a pig in
a blender a groundhog?
Speaker 2 (06:45):
What do you get when a comedian is stuck in
a time loop? What do you get when a comedian
is stuck in a time loop?
Speaker 1 (06:53):
The Groundhog Day is one of my favorite movies. I
watched it several times.
Speaker 2 (07:01):
Does anyone know a good Groundhog Day joke? I keep
hearing the same one over and over again.
Speaker 1 (07:09):
In honor of Groundhog D? What is the groundhog's favorite drink?
Whole milk?
Speaker 2 (07:21):
Do you know what the French groundhog sees when he
leaves his burrow his chateau?
Speaker 1 (07:31):
In honor of Groundhog D? What do you call a
wood chuck with no teeth? A won't check?
Speaker 2 (07:43):
Groundhogs are so rude. I asked one where he lived,
and he just shotted a hole.
Speaker 1 (07:53):
What did the hunter, the taxidermist, and the ice cream
man see when they see a groundhog? Oh? Look a groundhog.
Speaker 2 (08:04):
They are releasing the movie Groundhog's Day too. It's the
same movie with a new title.
Speaker 1 (08:14):
The groundhog loves his new hole. He digs it.
Speaker 2 (08:23):
The ground smells like dirt and hogs smell like mud.
But how do groundhog smell with their noses just like
everyone else?
Speaker 1 (08:37):
Why is Groundhog's Day like a ballerina's wardrobe. They're both
two two's.
Speaker 2 (08:52):
My friend wanted to cosplay for Groundhog's Day. I told
him to go for it.
Speaker 1 (09:00):
Why did the groundhog donate so much to charity? He
was philanthropist?
Speaker 2 (09:10):
What does Grandpa read on Groundhog's Day? The repost?
Speaker 1 (09:19):
How do you make a groundhog use a mortar and pestle?
Speaker 2 (09:27):
What did Elvis say when he divorced the rodent? You
ain't nothing but a groundhog.
Speaker 1 (09:39):
It's the holiday where we mintce a pig into tiny bits?
Groundhog Day?
Speaker 2 (09:49):
Where do groundhogs with health issues go to hogwarts?
Speaker 1 (09:57):
What do you get when you put a pig in
a blender? A groundhog?
Speaker 2 (10:08):
What do you get when a comedian is stuck in
a time loop? What do you get when a comedian
is stuck in a time loop? I'm Bob Jeffy.
Speaker 1 (10:20):
And I'm Montgomery Jones. And that's the repeatable Dad jokes
for Groundhog Day. We're on a mission to spread the
laughs and groans far and wide, so please do us
a favorite and share just one of these jokes with
your family and friends today. Thanks looking for the gift
(10:42):
for Dad. We have the official daily dad Jokes Podcast
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Podcast is produced by Classic Studios. See the show notes
(11:05):
page for social media links and Joe credits. This show
was recorded in front of a canned studio audience.
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