I asked the late Pope what his favorite country was. (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

Daily Dad Jokes (23 Apr 2025)

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:03):
I asked the late Pope what his favorite country was.
He said, France is.

Speaker 2 (00:13):
What's the most reliable part of the human body your fingers.
You can always count on them.

Speaker 1 (00:22):
So a guy goes to the hospital and says, doctor
helped me. I'm shrinking, And the doctor says, now, now
you're just going to have to be a little patient.

Speaker 2 (00:37):
It's very inappropriate to tell a dad joke when you're
not a dad. It's a faux pas.

Speaker 1 (00:47):
An old Japanese gardener asked me what I knew about
bonncei trees. I said very little. Why were they sad?
When the dean of a clown college retired, he left
big shoes to fill. What sort of car does a

(01:11):
tax cheap drive? A Dodge?

Speaker 2 (01:18):
A woman at work accused me of being attracted to sheep.
I said, that explains why I have a crush on you.

Speaker 1 (01:33):
If April showers bring me flowers, what do me flowers
bring pilgrims?

Speaker 2 (01:43):
Did you know it's a felony to build and sell
a broken grandfather clock. If you can't do the time,
don't do the chime.

Speaker 1 (01:55):
Dad jokes should always be kid friendly. Last time I
told one, three little flakes laughed, so hard they fell
off a bridge, hanging there for more laughs and groans.

Speaker 2 (02:10):
After this quick announcement, the internet connection at my dad's
farm was really spotty, so I moved the router to
the horse barn. Now he has stable Wi Fi.

Speaker 1 (02:23):
There was a full house at the cinema when there
was a sudden power cut. A man with a foreign
accent walked up to the front of the theater and
announced in a loud voice, everybody, please raise your hands.
Over and over. People wondered what was going on, but
some of them decided to humor him and started raising
their hands. Then some more, then some more, until eventually
almost everyone in the cinema had their hands raised. Suddenly

(02:46):
power was restored and the movie continued. The patron in
the seat next to him asked him, how did you
do that? He replied, as we say in my country,
many hands make light work.

Speaker 2 (03:02):
What's the best thing about living in Switzerland? The flag's
a big plus.

Speaker 1 (03:10):
Took the batteries out of the carbon monoxide alarm. The
loud beeping was giving me a headache and making me
feel sick and dizzy.

Speaker 2 (03:20):
How does a sleeping dragon know he snores? The smoke
alarm wakes him.

Speaker 1 (03:29):
How do you make a Swiss roll? You push them
down the mountain. I'm Bob Jeffey and I'm Montgomery Jones.
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Speaker 2 (03:56):
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(04:16):
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