I just found out Albert Einstein was a real person! (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

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Speaker 1 (00:03):
Not to brag, but I just hired as a fitness model.
They're using me as a before picture.

Speaker 2 (00:15):
Why were the detectives unsuccessful in London because they could
not find leads?

Speaker 1 (00:24):
I just found out Albert Einstein was a real person.
All this time, I thought he was a theoretical physicist.

Speaker 2 (00:36):
What do you call a woman standing in the middle
of a tennis court, Annette.

Speaker 1 (00:44):
Did you know that cows kill more people than sharks.
I'm surprised that cows kill any sharks at all.

Speaker 2 (00:57):
Julie Andrews endorses cheap lipstick that crumbles makes her breath smell.
She said, the supercolor fragile lipstick gives me halatosis.

Speaker 1 (01:10):
I used to wonder why the baseball kept getting bigger
and bigger.

Speaker 2 (01:14):
Then it hit me, why don't you tell pig secrets
because they may squeal.

Speaker 1 (01:34):
Guy at the pit store told me I could get
a parakeet for twenty dollars, but I didn't need to,
so I asked him if I could get one for
ten dollars.

Speaker 2 (01:44):
I just bought a horse and called him Mayo sometimes Mayo, Naise.

Speaker 1 (01:55):
Why doesn't Tim cook because he is Steve's job.

Speaker 2 (02:04):
My wife told me to stop acting like a flamingo.
I had to put my foot down.

Speaker 1 (02:14):
More drons coming upright after this swift interlude. Why don't
blind people like the skydive because the dog can't open
the parachute?

Speaker 2 (02:27):
Dad, Can I have another onion? Know? That's shallot?

Speaker 1 (02:35):
What do you get if you feed a Russian mogoi
after midnight? Krimlins?

Speaker 2 (02:42):
What do you say to a one legged hitchhiker? Hop in?

Speaker 1 (02:50):
Two doctors meant for the first time. They got to
talking and seemed to really hit it off. They discussed medicine, politics, religion, etc.
They both confess that they neither believed in God nor
denied God's existence. The conversation went so well that they
decided to start a new branch of medicine together. They

(03:11):
named it Diagnostic Medicine.

Speaker 2 (03:18):
I'm Bob Jeffy.

Speaker 1 (03:19):
And I'm Montgomery Jones.

Speaker 2 (03:21):
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