Episode Transcript
Not all construction work is equally enjoyable. For instance, drilling
a large hole is boring, but fastening two pieces of
metal together is riveting.
Speaker 2 (00:17):
Three years into my sentence, I decided writing wasn't for me.
Speaker 1 (00:25):
People seriously need to stop putting flyers on my windshield.
I don't want to see a band called parking violation
at the courthouse.
Speaker 2 (00:35):
What do you call a chicken that traveled through time,
back back, back to the future.
Speaker 1 (00:45):
When I was young, I was very poor, But after
many years of hard work and dedication, I am no
longer young.
Speaker 2 (00:58):
I have a twin brother. We used to live together.
We were wombmates.
Speaker 1 (01:09):
Did you hear about the two blood cells that met
and fell in love? Alas it was all in vain.
Speaker 2 (01:20):
If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving is not
the sport for you.
Speaker 1 (01:29):
My statistics professor called me an average student. I thought
that was a bit mean.
Speaker 2 (01:38):
What do you call an invisible robot see through po.
Speaker 1 (01:52):
Did you read that book written by a drunk Mexican.
It's called Tequila Mockingbird. More dad jokes are on the
way after this quick announcement.
Speaker 2 (02:06):
What do you call a spider that's been dead? For
a long time, ex spidered. I told my wife, no way,
you're cooking. It's Mother's Day. So I reheated the food
she cooked yesterday. What is a German chicken's favorite beer?
(02:28):
A triple bock?
Speaker 1 (02:36):
For Mother's Day? I came home with two bags of flour.
When my wife asked, what is this about? I said,
I thought you wanted flowers.
Speaker 2 (02:46):
Where did they have to station? The soldier who was
proud of his flatulence fart brag?
Speaker 1 (02:55):
Why did the car get a flat tire because there
was a fork in the road. I'm Bob Jeffy and
I'm Montgomery Jones. Tune in until the end of the
episode for bonus joke. We're on a mission to spread
the laughs and groans far and wide, so please share
these jokes with your family and friends today.
Speaker 2 (03:24):
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(03:45):
Podcast is produced by Classic Studios. See the show notes
page for social media links and joke credits. This show
was recorded in front of a canned studio audience, So
a Crow asked his mates to meet up on the weekend.
But when he gets there, they're in cuffs with a
crowd of police behind him. They charge them with attempted murder.
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