I used to tell a great joke about Sisyphus. (+ 19 more dad jokes!)

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Speaker 1 (00:03):
Somebody stole all my VELAs yesterday and they won't give
them back. I'm going to have to resort to violins.

Speaker 2 (00:14):
What do you call a robot that takes the long
way around? Are too detour?

Speaker 1 (00:25):
Did you know that Elmer Fudd sold moonshine during Prohibition?
It was whiskey.

Speaker 2 (00:37):
I used to tell a great joke about Sisyphis, but
I could never get to the end.

Speaker 1 (00:47):
How do blind people greet each other? Long time?

Speaker 2 (00:50):
No?

Speaker 1 (00:50):
See?

Speaker 2 (00:56):
Last night someone broke into our house, stole a dozen
eggs and left behind and a saucepan full of warm water.
Police believe it was poachers.

Speaker 1 (01:10):
I was bored, so I swapped all the sweets into
different rappers. My wife wasn't amused. She got her snickers
in a TwixT.

Speaker 2 (01:28):
My father moaned all the time as he grew up.
He's now a grown man.

Speaker 1 (01:37):
What is the opposite of irony? Wrinkley?

Speaker 2 (01:45):
Thirteen sodium atoms get together to hang out? Batman shows up.

Speaker 1 (01:55):
Did you hear about the man who fell into the
upholstery machine? Don't worry, fully recovered. We'll return with more
laughs following this short break.

Speaker 2 (02:07):
I have a friend from Chechia. We played chess together.
He is my checkmate.

Speaker 1 (02:15):
Did you hear about the rabbit that worked at the
local microbrewery? He is in charge of hops.

Speaker 2 (02:24):
Why do bananas wear sunscreen because they peel easily.

Speaker 1 (02:33):
I have a story about pigs I want to tell,
but I don't want to bore you.

Speaker 2 (02:42):
What did the hot dog say to the cheeseburger? Nothing?
You fool food can't talk.

Speaker 1 (02:52):
My granddad sold Abacus's for a living during the sixties.
He was part of the counterculture.

Speaker 2 (03:02):
Which Roman Emperor suffered from epileptic fits Julius seizure.

Speaker 1 (03:10):
What do you call the local access network in Australia
the land down Under? I'm Bob Jeffy and I'm Montgomery Jones.
Don't miss the bonus joke at the end of the episode.
We're on a mission to square the laughs and groans
far and why so do us a favor and share

(03:32):
a joke with you, loved Ones today.

Speaker 2 (03:41):
Looking for the gift for Dad, We have the official
Daily Dad Jokes Podcast electronic Joke button, now available on Amazon,
a massive five hundred preloaded dad jokes guaranteed to make
you laugh and grown. Check the show notes page for
the link. The Daily Dad Jokes Podcast is produced by
Classic Studios. See the show ow notes page for social
media links and joke credits. This show was recorded in

(04:04):
front of a canned studio audience. What breed of dog
can't keep a secret? Labrador

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