Episode Transcript
If King Kong went to Hong Kong to play ping
pong and he died, what would they put on his
coffin a lid?
Speaker 2 (00:14):
I really enjoy hearing all of the national anthems played
at the Olympics. I love country music.
Speaker 1 (00:26):
What do you call a group of whales in a band?
An orchestra?
Speaker 2 (00:35):
What was a rejected phrase before release the cracking? Let's
get cracking.
Speaker 1 (00:44):
I like going to trampoline parks, but it's a shame
that I can never stay for very long. By the
time I get there, it's already time to bounce.
Speaker 2 (00:56):
I named my dog Devo. He's a whippet.
Speaker 1 (01:04):
I met a dyslexic fashion designer who didn't do dairy
said he was LaCosta intolerant.
Speaker 2 (01:16):
I sometimes wonder why the frisbee is getting bigger, and
then it hits me, why.
Speaker 1 (01:26):
Did Casper go to the liquor store? He didn't want
to be a lonely spirit.
Speaker 2 (01:37):
Right before my friend's wedding started, the pastor got up
and asked, before we begin, does anyone need to use
the bathroom? Speak now or forever? Hold your pee.
Speaker 1 (01:48):
I started a business building submarines. It went under.
Speaker 2 (01:57):
If the King sleeps on a king mattress and the
Queen on a queen mattress? Where does the Prince sleep
on an air mattress?
Speaker 1 (02:09):
More groans coming upright after this swift interlude. Why did
the grieve digger record his work because he wanted to
do an unboxing video?
Speaker 2 (02:28):
My wife has told me to stop laughing at Disney Pond's.
I told her roll off at what I want.
Speaker 1 (02:37):
What's the difference between Vietnamese food and Indian food? Once
for profit, the other's nonprofit.
Speaker 2 (02:49):
It might be a little odd, but I can't even.
Speaker 1 (02:54):
What album does a stoner dog listen to the Bark
Side of the Moon.
Speaker 2 (03:03):
Why don't Norwegians drink iced tea when they visit Stockholm
because they like their iced tea on Sweden?
Speaker 1 (03:14):
How did the barber win the race? He knew a shortcut.
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Speaker 2 (03:45):
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links and joke credits. This show was recorded in front
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of a canned studio audience. Why did the god of
Thunder need to stretch his leg muscles? He was a
little thor
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