Memories Day! Remember these dad jokes? 19 January 2024

Daily Dad Jokes (19 Jan 2024)

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:02):
Arnold Schwarzenegger went to the doctor to see how good
his memory was. The doctor told him he had total recall.

Speaker 2 (00:13):
Are people born with a photographic memory or do they
develop it.

Speaker 1 (00:22):
If alcohol can damage your short term memory, just think
of what alcohol could do.

Speaker 2 (00:34):
My favorite childhood memory was building sand castles with my grandfather.
Then my mother took the urn away.

Speaker 1 (00:47):
My earliest childhood memory is visiting the doctor and getting
my glasses. Life before that was a blur.

Speaker 2 (00:56):
My doctor told me I have high blood pressure and
short term memory loss. At least I don't have high
blood pressure.

Speaker 1 (01:12):
Have you heard the one about short term memory loss?
Have you heard the one about short term memory loss?

Speaker 2 (01:22):
Vincent van Gogh had a terrific memory everything you told him.
When in one ear.

Speaker 1 (01:32):
A man goes into his doctor and says, doctor, I
think I'm losing my memory. When did this happen? The
doctor replied, when did what happen? Said the man.

Speaker 2 (01:48):
I started to make a joke about my short term memory,
but I forgot where I was going with him.

Speaker 1 (01:56):
The first computer was owned by Adam and Eve. It
was an apple with a very limited memory. Just one
bite and everything crashed. Laughter continues Shortly after this brief
ad break.

Speaker 2 (02:14):
I've got the memory of an elephant. I remember one
time when I went to the zoo and I saw
an elephant.

Speaker 1 (02:23):
Not only is my short term memory horrible, but so
is my short term memory.

Speaker 2 (02:35):
Which pokemon has selected memory Pikachu's.

Speaker 1 (02:43):
I was worried the surgeon performing a reverse amputation on
me had a bad memory, but in the end he
remembered me quite well.

Speaker 2 (02:56):
Which animal has the most memory the ram.

Speaker 1 (03:09):
One of my favorite memories is when my siblings and
I would roll downhill in attire. Those were good years.

Speaker 2 (03:22):
My son asked me what my favorite childhood memory is.
I said, my back not hurting.

Speaker 1 (03:33):
I bought a book on memory improvement. I still have
the receipt, but I don't know where I put the book.

Speaker 2 (03:44):
I went for my annual physical checkup today and my
doctor told me I have psoriasis and short term memory loss.
At least I don't have psoriasis or short term memory loss.

Speaker 1 (03:58):
I have fond memories of the I once worked at
turning grapes into wine. It was my old stopping grounds.
I love making memories with my son. We were watching
the Koala bears play together while I was sipping on
some tea. I guess you could say we had some
quala tea time together. My memory is so good I

(04:27):
can't even remember the last time I forgot something.

Speaker 2 (04:34):
How much memory does a mountain goat have? About four
legs of ram?

Speaker 1 (04:45):
I have a bad memory, but I'll never forget the
time my watch stopped working.

Speaker 2 (05:00):
I can recall these kinds of cheeses, Swiss, cheddar, Buddha,
and provolone. That's all I can am there.

Speaker 1 (05:12):
I had a pile of ram, but I can't quite
recall where I put it. I must have lost my memory.

Speaker 2 (05:19):
I was trying to recall which way to turn the
wrench when trewing a bike wheel. I said, righty tidy,
but I spoke wrong.

Speaker 1 (05:31):
After getting dementia, my wife is able to recall the
meaning of only a few words of the dictionary. She
remembers next to nothing.

Speaker 2 (05:44):
Grandma doesn't reminisce about the men she dated before meeting Grandpa,
except for this one Latino man who one day mysteriously disappeared.
He was the one who got away.

Speaker 1 (06:03):
I like to reminisce about the surgeon who removed my
spine really takes me back.

Speaker 2 (06:13):
I was just reminiscing about the beautiful herb garden I
had when I was growing up. Ah, good times.

Speaker 1 (06:29):
I was just reminiscing with my family about our last
visit to the Clock Museum. Good times.

Speaker 2 (06:39):
I used to work in a lighthouse. I still get flashbacks.
I'm Bob Jeffy and I'm Montgomery Jones. And that's the
nostalgic jokes for Memory's Day. We're on a mission to
spread the laughs and groans far and wide, so please
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(07:00):
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