My neighbor Janet said she’d push me out the door if I made up any more puns about The Monkees. I thought she was joking. (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

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Speaker 1 (00:03):
I just spent six hundred dollars on a limbo rental,
but forgot to hire a driver. All that money and
nothing to show for it.

Speaker 2 (00:15):
My girlfriend dumped me while going up in an elevator.
It hurt me on many levels.

Speaker 1 (00:25):
What is five fingers, but isn't your hand my hand?

Speaker 2 (00:34):
My neighbor Janet said she'd pushed me out the door
if I made up any more puns about the monkeys.
I thought she was joking. Then I saw her face.

Speaker 1 (00:46):
What do you call a woman that doesn't trust big Pharma?
Missus Dautfeizer?

Speaker 2 (00:56):
What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have
in common? Have the same middle name.

Speaker 1 (01:08):
A widow is sitting at her husband's funeral. A man
asks her mind if I say a word, no, of
course not. The woman answers. The man stands, clears host throat,
says plethora, and sits back down. Thanks. The woman says
that means a lot.

Speaker 2 (01:31):
I phoned up the local builders and said I want
to skip on my drive. He said, I'm not stopping you.

Speaker 1 (01:39):
Why do cows wear bells because their horns don't work.

Speaker 2 (01:47):
When I was a kid, I got into a fight
with the captain of the math club. I got fed
up with him bullying me.

Speaker 1 (02:03):
What do you get hanging from banana trees? Sore arms?
The laughter isn't over. We'll be back after this brief break.

Speaker 2 (02:17):
Did you hear about that beetle that despised communists? His
name was Paul McCarthy.

Speaker 1 (02:27):
I asked my friend why he quit his job drilling mines.
He said it was boring.

Speaker 2 (02:38):
What do you call walking in bear country in Alaska
alone and unarmed going to the mall.

Speaker 1 (02:48):
My friend is starting to become obsessed with with carving.
I think he has a little problem.

Speaker 2 (02:56):
Whenever my car hits a pothole, it sends a jolt
through my back. I don't know if it's shocks or struts.
The suspension is killing me. What do you call a
dad who promises snow vacations but doesn't deliver a flake?

(03:19):
I'm Bob Jeffy and I'm Montgomery Jones. Stay tuned until
the end of the episode for a bonus joke. We're
on a mission to spread the laughs and groans far
and wide, so please share one of these jokes with
your family and friends today. Looking for the gift for Dad,

(03:40):
We have the official Daily Dad Jokes Podcast Electronic Joke
Button now available on Amazon a massive five hundred preloaded
dad jokes guaranteed to make you laugh and groan. Check
the show notes page for the link. The Daily Dad
Jokes podcast is produced by Classic Studios. See the show
notes page for social media links and joke credits. This
show was recorded in front of a canned studio audience.

(04:07):
Why did Adele cross the road to say hello from
the other side

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