My wife read a draft of a mystery novel I’m working on. She goes, “I don’t get it…in chapter two you randomly wrote ‘shadow, shadow, shadow, shadow’…what the hell does that even mean??” (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

Daily Dad Jokes (13 Apr 2025)

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:03):
My wife read a draft of a mystery nowvel I'm
working on. She goes, I don't get it, and chapter
two you randomly wrote shadow shadow, shadow shadow. What the
hell does that even mean? I'm like, babe, it's called foreshadowing.

Speaker 2 (00:24):
My trans kid came home from college and said, Dad,
I'm having a lot of trouble with my fundamentals of
computing class. I replied, well, that's no surprise, after all,
your non binary.

Speaker 1 (00:40):
I used to think I had a Japanese friend, but
it was just my imagination.

Speaker 2 (00:49):
My wife beamed at me with pride and said, wow,
I never thought our son would go that far. I said,
this Trivi Shad is amazing. Go get our daughter.

Speaker 1 (01:02):
Just read my homeowner's insurance policy. Apparently, if someone were
to break in during the night and steal my blankets,
I wouldn't be covered.

Speaker 2 (01:14):
Why did the cyclops have to shut down his school?
He only had one pupil.

Speaker 1 (01:26):
I forgot what to do after throwing a boomerang, but
then it came back to me.

Speaker 2 (01:34):
I accidentally superglued my finger and my thumb together. Everything
will be okay for a while.

Speaker 1 (01:44):
Why did the coffee file a police complain it was mugged.

Speaker 2 (01:53):
How did the Hamburger introduce his wife meet Patty?

Speaker 1 (01:59):
What do you call a white bear with mood swings? Bipolar?

Speaker 2 (02:08):
I have a fear of speed bumps. I am getting
over it slowly.

Speaker 1 (02:17):
More dad jokes are on the way after this quick
announcement came in forth at a tea drinking competition. I'll
tie harder next time.

Speaker 2 (02:32):
Why is it so difficult to be sneaky with narcotics
in the car because the car tells?

Speaker 1 (02:42):
Why did the duck end up in jail? He was
selling quack?

Speaker 2 (02:56):
What does sprinters eat before they race?

Speaker 1 (02:58):
Nothing?

Speaker 2 (02:59):
They fast?

Speaker 1 (03:02):
You know what seems odd to me? Numbers that aren't
divisible by two?

Speaker 2 (03:12):
Why I have trust issues? I threw a boomerang once
that never came back, and I've been living in fear
till this day. I'm Bob Jeffy.

Speaker 1 (03:25):
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