Episode Transcript
I thought I was going to be arrested for selling
did batteries, but there were no charges.
Speaker 2 (00:13):
My wife was admitted to hospital after having a funny turn.
When I got there, I found her covered in coconut
milk and spices. I asked the doctor what happened. He
said they had to put her in a medically induced coma.
Speaker 1 (00:28):
Why do bees have sticky hair because they use a honeycomb?
Speaker 2 (00:37):
What do you call an unpredictable camera a loose cannon.
Speaker 1 (00:47):
Women used to call me ugly until they saw my
bank account. Now they call me poor and ugly. What
do you call a grandmam without any legs? Lieutenant Graham,
(01:08):
a snake and a mortician got married. I gave them
towels as a wedding gift. They were monogrammed hiss and hers.
Speaker 2 (01:25):
How do you create a German bread lover gluten tag?
Speaker 1 (01:31):
My wife spent an entire week making me a belt
made of watches. I called it a waste of time.
Speaker 2 (01:42):
My friend in Quebec is a heavy drinker. In fact,
he drank Canada dry.
Speaker 1 (01:52):
Breaking news, huge fight at local seafood diner, battered fish everywhere.
More dad jokes are coming up after this quick break.
Speaker 2 (02:06):
What's the most popular Christmas wine? But I don't like
Brussels sprouts, archery with blunt arrows. I didn't see the point.
My next door neighbor started dating my other neighbor. It's
(02:27):
a long distance relationship.
Speaker 1 (02:35):
My wife said if I didn't stop making jokes about
the nineties band OHMC, that she was leaving me. I said, really,
how bizarre.
Speaker 2 (02:48):
I love my deaf friends. Shout out to them.
Speaker 1 (02:58):
One of my friends was diagnosed with mad cow disease
last week. It's utter chaos.
Speaker 2 (03:08):
I met my future wife and the glue factory where
we both worked. We bonded immediately. I'm Bob Jeffy and
I'm Montgomery Jones. Don't miss the bonus joke at the
end of the episode. We're on a mission to spread
the laughs and groans far and wide. So do us
a favor and share a joke with your loved ones today.
Speaker 1 (03:36):
Looking for the gift for Dad, We have the official
Daily Dad Jokes Podcast electronic joke button, now available on Amazon,
a massive five hundred preloaded dad jokes guaranteed to make
you laugh and grown. Check the show notes page for
the link. The Daily Dad Jokes podcast is produced by
(03:57):
Classic Studios. See the show notes page for social media
links and Joe credits. This show was recorded in front
of a cann studio audience. Why is the Indian Army
so weak? They're noncombatants.
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