Daily Dad Jokes (29 Jun 2024)
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Episode Transcript
What do cannibals serve at the beginning of dinner parties handshakes?
Speaker 2 (00:11):
Told my dad, I suck at handshakes. He said, maybe
there's a class you can take to get some hands
on training.
Speaker 1 (00:20):
Why did Jeffrey Dummer have a blender on his front
porch so he could greet you with a handshake.
Speaker 2 (00:30):
My dad always told me the importance of a firm handshake.
He said, it's a good quality to hold on to.
Speaker 1 (00:40):
Why did the cannibal die of COVID nineteen? Too many handshakes.
Speaker 2 (00:50):
Due to coronavirus applications are being moved from TCP to
UDP to avoid handshakes.
Speaker 1 (01:01):
I sure got a kick out of seeing the comedian
perform I would have preferred a handshake, though.
Speaker 2 (01:12):
Why was Jeffrey Dahmer pisted up at the CDC during COVID?
They said, no more handshakes.
Speaker 1 (01:21):
I tried to teach an armless man how to handshake.
He couldn't quite grasp it.
Speaker 2 (01:31):
What happens if you put your hand in the blender,
you get a handshake. I'm Bob Jeffy.
Speaker 1 (01:40):
And I'm Montgomery Jones. And that's the top dad jokes
for National Handshake Day. We're on a mission to spread
the laughs and grown as far and wide, so please
do us a favorite and share just one of these
jokes with your family and friends today. Thanks looking for
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