Episode Transcript
Spider Man has a winter jacket made of Mediterranean flatbread.
It's called a peta parker.
Speaker 2 (00:12):
My son asked me, Daddy, why do bees stay in
the hive in the winter. I smiled and answered swarm.
Speaker 1 (00:26):
What's the most uncomfortable part of a nuclear winter? Icee bms.
Speaker 2 (00:36):
My daughter painted her toenails black for winter formal tonight.
I told her, I hope you don't run into anyone
who's black toes and tolerant.
Speaker 1 (00:48):
Why do geese fly south for the winter. It's much
easier and faster than walking.
Speaker 2 (01:00):
What is winter's favorite food chili?
Speaker 1 (01:07):
Well, it's time to get my winter car ready and
put away my automobile.
Speaker 2 (01:18):
I request my vacations be taken during winter time. My
boss is usually pretty chill about that. What do cops
love to wear in winters?
Speaker 1 (01:30):
Pull over?
Speaker 2 (01:37):
A funeral was organized very early in the winter. It
was a very cold morning.
Speaker 1 (01:44):
Which athlete is warmest in winter? A long jumper?
Speaker 2 (01:58):
So far, Humpty Dumpy is having a terrible winter, which
sucks as he had a great fall.
Speaker 1 (02:08):
What happened to Russians in the winter war they got finished?
Speaker 2 (02:16):
What's the warmest winter jacket? A blazer?
Speaker 1 (02:24):
Why did the whistleblowers spend the whole winter in Russia.
He was snowed in.
Speaker 2 (02:34):
What do painters do during a cold winter? They put
on another coat.
Speaker 1 (02:42):
I've had it this winter. I'm making my wife snowblow
the driveway. Chivalry is dead.
Speaker 2 (02:54):
Today is a very dark day. Enjoy your Winter Solstice.
Speaker 1 (03:03):
I'm Bob Jeffey and I'm Montgomery Jones, and that's the
coldest Dad jokes for National Winter Solstice Day. We're on
a mission to spread the laughs and groans far and wide,
so please do us a favor and share just one
of these jokes with your family and friends today. Thanks
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